Why you should preside

here in circle 8

Sleeping arrangements• Helps back

• New position

• You can sleep all night to muffled screams

• Comes with automatic foot warmers

• Get as much sleep as you want, even forever

• Tight warm spaces to crawl into

Sight seeing•Dirt

•Not looking at the other circles

Entertainment

• “Guess who” with the person in front of you, the hard way...

• Taking bribes

• Footzy

• Not reading books

Other•Developing everlasting relationships with your room mates