GOOD LUCK WITH THATGOOD LUCK WITH THAT
YOU GOT THIS CLASS?YOU GOT THIS CLASS?
ONE DOES NOT SIMPLYONE DOES NOT SIMPLY
TALK WHILE THE TEACHER IS TALKINGTALK WHILE THE TEACHER IS TALKING
SO YEAH,SO YEAH,IF YOU COULDIF YOU COULD
BE IN YOUR SEAT BE IN YOUR SEAT WHEN THE BELL WHEN THE BELL RINGS RINGS,RINGS RINGS,
THAT’D BE GREAT.THAT’D BE GREAT.
TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW YOU DIDN’T TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW YOU DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT THE HOMEWORKKNOW ABOUT THE HOMEWORK
AND YET EVERYONE ELSE HAS THEAND YET EVERYONE ELSE HAS THEASSIGNMENT READY TO TURN INASSIGNMENT READY TO TURN IN
HOMEWORK NOT READY HOMEWORK NOT READY AT THE BEGINNING OF CLASS?AT THE BEGINNING OF CLASS?
NO POINTSNO POINTSFOR YOU!FOR YOU!
YOU WERE ABSENT AND DIDN’T YOU WERE ABSENT AND DIDN’T CHECK THE CALENDAR?CHECK THE CALENDAR?
OH, WELL.OH, WELL.YOU’RE TAKING THEYOU’RE TAKING THE
QUIZ ANYWAY.QUIZ ANYWAY.
I DON’T ALWAYS USEI DON’T ALWAYS USEMY CELL PHONE IN CLASS, MY CELL PHONE IN CLASS,
BUT WHEN I DO, I ASK BUT WHEN I DO, I ASK FIRST IF IT’S OKAY AND FIRST IF IT’S OKAY AND THEN USE IT ONLY FOR THEN USE IT ONLY FOR ACADEMIC PURPOSESACADEMIC PURPOSES
YOUR TEACHER TOOK YOUR PHONE?YOUR TEACHER TOOK YOUR PHONE?
MINE TOOK MY LEGSMINE TOOK MY LEGS
IT’S 8:30 P.M. AND I HAVE AIT’S 8:30 P.M. AND I HAVE AQUESTION ABOUT THE HOMEWORKQUESTION ABOUT THE HOMEWORK
WONDER IF IWONDER IF ISHOULD EMAIL MY TEACHER...SHOULD EMAIL MY TEACHER...
MY PRINTER WASN’T WORKINGMY PRINTER WASN’T WORKING
SO I HAD TO EMAILSO I HAD TO EMAILMY ASSIGNMENT INSTEADMY ASSIGNMENT INSTEAD
I have an 89.9 percent, so I’m going to ask if my
grade can be rounded up.
Fool! There’s norounding of grades in
the English department.Everyone knows that.
WHAT IF I TOLD YOUWHAT IF I TOLD YOU
YOU’LL ACTUALLY HAVE TO DO THE YOU’LL ACTUALLY HAVE TO DO THE HOMEWORK READINGS IN ORDER TO PASS?HOMEWORK READINGS IN ORDER TO PASS?
IF YA LIKE POINTS,IF YA LIKE POINTS,
THEN YA SHOULD’ATHEN YA SHOULD’APUT YA NAME ON ITPUT YA NAME ON IT
SERIOUSLY, DUDE?SERIOUSLY, DUDE?
I JUST ANSWERED THAT I JUST ANSWERED THAT EXACT QUESTIONEXACT QUESTION
DID YOU REALLY JUST ASK DID YOU REALLY JUST ASK
IF YOU HAVE TO WRITEIF YOU HAVE TO WRITEIN COMPLETE SENTENCES?IN COMPLETE SENTENCES?
Y U NO ASK FOR HELPY U NO ASK FOR HELP
WHEN U NEED HELP?WHEN U NEED HELP?
THAT MOMENT WHEN YOU REALIZETHAT MOMENT WHEN YOU REALIZE
I’M SO DEMANDINGI’M SO DEMANDINGBECAUSE I CAREBECAUSE I CARE
MY TEACHER KNOWS MY NAMEMY TEACHER KNOWS MY NAME
AND IT’S ONLYAND IT’S ONLYTHE SECOND WEEKTHE SECOND WEEK
OF SCHOOLOF SCHOOL
AUGUST JUNE
ME – EVERY. SINGLE. YEAR.ME – EVERY. SINGLE. YEAR.BE KIND.BE KIND.
READY FOR THE RIDE?READY FOR THE RIDE?LET’S GOLET’S GO