nelsonfoto.com FAQ Search Memberlist Usergroups Profile You have no new messages Log out [ sandeha ] You guys are a bunch of schoolgirls Goto page 1, 2 Next nelsonfoto.com Forum Index -> The Well View previous topic :: View next topic Author Message Gene M Joined: 03 Aug 2005 Posts: 62 Location: Western Massachusetts Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 2:23 pm Post subject: You guys are a bunch of schoolgirls What this board needs is a good fight. Like the purse swinging, hair pulling ones at photo.net. I'll get it started. Hey, Nelson.. you got no hair and you secretly covet mega-pixel digital cameras. Ray Charles has a better feel for photographic composition than all of your posters do (except me.) If I ever meet any of you in real life...oooooo, you'll be in big trouble. Back to top xenotar28 Joined: 03 Aug 2005 Posts: 22 Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 2:40 pm Post subject: Oh yea? Your photos look like they were taken with coke bottles instead of lenses. Besides that, you dress funny. Hope the Prozac finally kicked in, and finally, you won't see me if I see you first. Back to top Dean Williams Joined: 04 Aug 2005 Posts: 50 Location: N. ID Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 2:54 pm Post subject: Stow it ya old fart. I had to make up every good thing I ever said about you and that butt wipe you call photography. You should take up a new hobby, like boiling spaghetti noodles. Maybe you could get that right! You old wheezin' geezer. Back to top Jim Evans Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 2:55 pm Post subject:
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Gene M
Joined: 03 Aug 2005Posts: 62Location: WesternMassachusetts
Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 2:23 pm Post subject: You guys are a bunch of schoolgirls
What this board needs is a good fight. Like the purse swinging, hair pulling ones at photo.net. I'll get it started. Hey, Nelson.. you got nohair and you secretly covet mega-pixel digital cameras. Ray Charles has a better feel for photographic composition than all of yourposters do (except me.) If I ever meet any of you in real life...oooooo, you'll be in big trouble.
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xenotar28
Joined: 03 Aug 2005Posts: 22
Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 2:40 pm Post subject:
Oh yea? Your photos look like they were taken with coke bottles instead of lenses. Besides that, you dress funny. Hope the Prozac finallykicked in, and finally, you won't see me if I see you first.
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Dean Williams
Joined: 04 Aug 2005Posts: 50Location: N. ID
Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 2:54 pm Post subject:
Stow it ya old fart. I had to make up every good thing I ever said about you and that butt wipe you call photography. You should take upa new hobby, like boiling spaghetti noodles. Maybe you could get that right! You old wheezin' geezer.
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Jim Evans Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 2:55 pm Post subject:
That's it. I have had it with the attitude here. I am leaving and starting my own photography site!
Jim
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sandeha
Joined: 04 Aug 2005Posts: 97Location: Wales, UK
Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 3:31 pm Post subject:
Geez Gene, if anybody got smart with you, WOULD YA KNOW IT?
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richertd
Joined: 04 Aug 2005Posts: 6Location: Honolulu, Hawaii,USA
Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 3:47 pm Post subject:
I hear most of your pictures are taken by someone else. Your lucky that I'm out here in Hawaii and I can't get in my car and drive toyour house and show you how to shoot.
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KirkT
Joined: 04 Aug 2005Posts: 18Location: CommerceTownship Michigan
Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 4:20 pm Post subject:
I hope you all get ELECTROfied by a pristine CL
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Glenn Thoreson
Joined: 04 Aug 2005Posts: 70Location: S.W. Wyoming
Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 6:43 pm Post subject:
Ha!
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Alan Gage
Joined: 03 Aug 2005Posts: 11Location: Estherville, IA
Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 6:44 pm Post subject:
Your scanner sucks and you don't know how to use it.
Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 7:12 pm Post subject: Re: You guys are a bunch of schoolgirls
Gene M wrote:
What this board needs is a good fight. Like the purse swinging, hair pulling ones at photo.net. I'll get it started. Hey, Nelson.. you gotno hair and you secretly covet mega-pixel digital cameras. Ray Charles has a better feel for photographic composition than all of yourposters do (except me.) If I ever meet any of you in real life...oooooo, you'll be in big trouble.
I used to get drunk and turn over pool tables for fun.
<slingblade voice>I don't reckon you way 'smuch as ah pooltable lil feller. You best stick to fightin wif yer plastic craptasticwhateveryoucallits.</slingblade voice>
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NancyB
Joined: 08 Aug 2005Posts: 13Location: Toronto
Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 9:04 pm Post subject:
Purse swingin' and hair pullin'? What the *^%& do you mean by that? Do any of you have any hair to pull? I'll bet you all carry purses,though!! Whaddya think o' that? Eh??? Come on, I'll take you with one paw behind my back!! Put em up, put em up!
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mdcarma
Joined: 03 Aug 2005Posts: 42Location: Golden
Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 9:52 pm Post subject: non-PC
Fighting on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics. Even when you win, you're still retarded.
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Gene M
Joined: 03 Aug 2005Posts: 62Location: WesternMassachusetts
Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 10:38 pm Post subject:
I love you Nancy.
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jake Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 12:20 am Post subject:
Oh, come on, don't give up - I was just getting up the 1/2 Irish in me!
OK, I love you guys, too!
Nancy
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xenotar28
Joined: 03 Aug 2005Posts: 22
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 3:53 am Post subject:
Nancy,
If you don't clam up Gene M. will hit you with his purse. It is a lovely Stone Mountain model that complements his shiny pate and bringsout the best in his eyes as he gazes over the farmlands of MA.
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JMF
Joined: 08 Aug 2005Posts: 10
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 4:37 am Post subject:
Don't you know real photographers only use leica. And only Kodachrome, FP4 and Tri-X. Also they can only be processed in Acutol. AndPhotography is not an art.
And I change myname to avoid banning
My best Mike/Hans imitation
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richertd
Joined: 04 Aug 2005Posts: 6Location: Honolulu, Hawaii,USA
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 4:38 am Post subject:
If Gene hit you with his purse a dozen cameras would fall out. CE real men pick up the pool table and throw it while whips can only tipum...
Joined: 03 Aug 2005Posts: 55Location: A Kiwi inAmsterdam
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 2:25 pm Post subject:
OK here goes.
Film is dead you guys, get with the flow. Digital all the way
Buncha blind technophobic luddites.
And yer all girl's Blouses (except Nancy)!
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NancyB
Joined: 08 Aug 2005Posts: 13Location: Toronto
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 3:42 pm Post subject:
Xenotar28, I think maybe you better come over here and make me!!
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nelsonfotoSite Admin
Joined: 27 Jul 2005Posts: 243
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 3:53 pm Post subject:
Canadians...
You hosers are OWNED by the Quebeccers, you know.
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xenotar28
Joined: 03 Aug 2005Posts: 22
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 4:41 pm Post subject:
Nancy,
Only if you pay for the plane ticket, and by the way, I refuse to drink that horse piss made by Molson's.
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xenotar28
Joined: 03 Aug 2005Posts: 22
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 5:07 pm Post subject:
I hope not to have offended Gene M. by calling it horse p__s. He is very sensitive, and I don't want him to cry in public, BTW, Nancy, Imade a mistake: Molson's is good. It's Moosehead I was referring to.
Craig, Not This Canadian!! Xenotar28, Molson's is horse pi**, but Moosehead is more like goat pi**!! The only beer worth drinking isCorona or Miller Lite. But wait, are you old enough to drink yet?
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xenotar28
Joined: 03 Aug 2005Posts: 22
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 5:40 pm Post subject:
Corona? Miller Light? That stuff is worse than cat pi** As for my drinking qualifications, Nancy, I may be immature, but my face foolsthem everytime I get carded.
You're a bunch of whinging ninnies BOTH sides of your border - you don't know what real beer is! You even have to put salt in it ... yuck,that's SO sad.
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nelsonfotoSite Admin
Joined: 27 Jul 2005Posts: 243
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 5:48 pm Post subject:
It's Guinness, or it ain't getting poured, in my house.
Alba Go Bragh!
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xenotar28
Joined: 03 Aug 2005Posts: 22
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 5:57 pm Post subject:
I'll Let you Mr. Lynch, that in my house I drink Budweiser. No, no, no. The Czecholovakian Budweiser. No salt in this stuff, just a happysmile. BTW: what do you use to hide the taste of Welsh beer, vinegar?
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xenotar28 Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 6:00 pm Post subject:
I apologize for being a failure of Catholic educatiion. Most of my friends can spell.
I'll Let you Mr. Lynch, that in my house I drink Budweiser. No, no, no. The Czechoslovakian Budweiser. No salt in this stuff, just a happysmile. BTW: what do you use to hide the taste of Welsh beer, vinegar?
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sandeha
Joined: 04 Aug 2005Posts: 97Location: Wales, UK
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 6:06 pm Post subject:
Why did ya hafta bring religion into it? Anyways Xenotar28, you're drinking beer from real brewers. I approve.
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Cheers! Now let's find someone else to pick on. Les Gediman is a big fan of Mimosas for brunch.
Wait a minute, SIR! What, I say WHAT is wrong with a mimosa in the morning, wearing a mumu even? What!
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xenotar28
Joined: 03 Aug 2005Posts: 26
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 6:39 pm Post subject:
Nancy,
Please do not call the Red Sox the biggest losers. Their inability to tie their shoe laces without the help of bat boys is not their fault butjust a sad genetic fact. When small brains are married to hulking bodies there is an occasional blip in the scheme of things. Last year'svictory is ample proof. Will history repeat itself?
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xenotar28
Joined: 03 Aug 2005Posts: 26
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 6:42 pm Post subject:
There is nothing wrong with Mimosas in the morning while wearing your mumu. The problem lies in making a public appearance withoutan appropriate change in clothes. Then, my friend, you have some splaining to do.
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NancyB
Joined: 08 Aug 2005Posts: 14Location: Toronto
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 7:42 pm Post subject:
Just make sure your purses match your mumus, you bunch of nancy-boys!!
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lesged
Joined: 03 Aug 2005Posts: 32Location: Framingham, MA
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 8:00 pm Post subject:
Whats all this talk about beer? In my family for 3 generations they gave that p**s to kids even babies. (That's true !) Did you ever hearof a cowboy come in a bar and ask for a beer? Grow up all of yuh.
Now if you want talk drinkin. ever hear of the water of life. Aqua vita, or in Gaelic "whiskey," but it's spelled differently. A little help fromover the pond. Skol!!
So now you are mr. macho man, uh? You make me laugh! hee-hee
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lesged
Joined: 03 Aug 2005Posts: 32Location: Framingham, MA
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 8:29 pm Post subject:
Xenotar 28:
Mimosa? Who me? OK, let's play a little game. We get all these big beer drinkers together and put jars of korn licker on a long table an'have people take a long swig and crawl under the table. Keep it up till we see who can drink everyone else under the table.
Fyodor Chaliapin, famous Russian basso, was a champion at this game. OK, Georgie Poggie, let's have a drinkin duel. Bring a designateddriver, you'll need one.
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xenotar28
Joined: 03 Aug 2005Posts: 26
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 8:45 pm Post subject:
I AM THE DESIGNATED DRIVER!! I'll put you in the paddy wagon once the rest of us are done laughing at you. I suggest you wear ahelmet so as to not bang your head on the table after your first sip of corn.
Posts: 32Location: Framingham, MA What do you know about cameras? Huh? Why, you think that a 6x6 is a twelve pack. Ha, mimosa, my As..hikaflex
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Benny Stevens
Joined: 06 Aug 2005Posts: 5Location: Brussels, Belgium
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 8:55 pm Post subject:
You crazy sissy's both sides of the Niagara, not only you don't know how to hold a camera, you don't even know what real beer is either.If my butt would look like your best pictures I would go *&^% in the woods.
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xenotar28
Joined: 03 Aug 2005Posts: 26
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 9:50 pm Post subject:
Lesged,
Not only do I think a 6X6 is a six pack, but do you know how difficult it is drinking from a Hasselblad? And if you use a folder, the stuffleaks all over. It's really hard, man. But I never givh-h-h u-h-h-p...z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z.
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Julio1fer
Joined: 04 Aug 2005Posts: 56Location: Montevideo,Uruguay
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 9:52 pm Post subject:
Has your brain melted in the summer heat? Any fool knows that a 6x6 is a 36 pack.
And about drinking, in Uruguay wine country where I was born and raised, babies get wine instead of mother milk. That is how we builtsuch a fine art and soccer tradition, i.e. umpires and art critics had no idea of what they were doing. Beer is for sissies down here. But itis also true that we have nothing even close to English bitter.
And please leave my beloved Red Sox basking in their glory while it lasts (I lived for a year in Boston).
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sandeha
Joined: 04 Aug 2005Posts: 97Location: Wales, UK
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 9:57 pm Post subject:
Yeah, well, where I was born and raised we got ethyl alcohol straight from the teat and nobody knows what I'm talking about. Wusses!
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xenotar28 Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 9:58 pm Post subject:
Si, la cerveza Uruguaya es agua sucia. Por eso nadie la toma. Los Boston Red Sox son una pandilla de mari----s. Que mas insultos puedodarte? Olvidate (sin tilde).
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sandeha
Joined: 04 Aug 2005Posts: 97Location: Wales, UK
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 10:10 pm Post subject:
Oddio, se cominciamo a parlare cosi andiamo tutti a cavolo. E dov'e andato quello chi ha iniziato tutto questo? Gene e scapato.
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xenotar28
Joined: 03 Aug 2005Posts: 26
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 10:18 pm Post subject:
Sandeha,
The originator of this thread understands the value of prudence over valor. He must be shaking in his boots in a cow patch wonderingwhat ever prompted him to start this runaway train.
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Julio1fer
Joined: 04 Aug 2005Posts: 56Location: Montevideo,Uruguay
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 10:19 pm Post subject:
Gene is trying to light seal a barn - he wanted a LARGE format pinhole...
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xenotar28
Joined: 03 Aug 2005Posts: 26
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 10:21 pm Post subject:
Julio1fer,
That was classic.
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Julio1fer
Joined: 04 Aug 2005Posts: 56
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 10:27 pm Post subject:
Thanks Xenotar28 - have a cold "agua sucia" on me.
Craig, what's with the hrumph? Is that the sound that Shurflash makes, that's chicken to come across the border?
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xenotar28
Joined: 03 Aug 2005Posts: 26
Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 2:13 am Post subject:
Nancy,
"That's the spirit. You got more fight than the rest of us combined."
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Randy Jay
Joined: 04 Aug 2005Posts: 29Location: Ashtabula, Ohio
Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 2:35 am Post subject:
Who's pickin on Canadians, eh? I'm half Canadian, half USA. You guys are getting my Mohawk blood up. Anyone with taste buds knowsGennesee is the best beer! Red Sox? The Indians are on the move! You guys wanna fight? Hey Nelson, my board has more members thanyours! Hah! Now I've said it!
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Mike Kovacs
Joined: 03 Aug 2005Posts: 79Location: Canada
Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 2:38 am Post subject:
Ankansas - what is that, some kind of Bill Clinton smegma farm?
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ImageMaker
Joined: 10 Aug 2005Posts: 88Location: North Carolina,USA
Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 3:27 am Post subject:
Yeah, sure, bring real beer into it -- I haven't had a real beer in a couple years; drink the light stuff so I can have something else at ameal besides just the beer. Now there's a couple brewers starting to make real beer with light stats, and can I find 'em? No, not in NorthCarolina.
Why don't you guys all take your Guiness and your real Budweiser and your Molson's and Corona and drown in it!
Aw, hell, I'm out of Scotch, too...
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Glenn Thoreson
Joined: 04 Aug 2005Posts: 81Location: S.W. Wyoming
Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 4:03 am Post subject:
Gene, you old goat, just who you accusin' of ever attendinng school, anyways?!?!
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Conrad Hoffman
Joined: 04 Aug 2005Posts: 40Location: Rochester NY
Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 12:41 pm Post subject:
Good thing I didn't pay to see this fight, or I'd want my money back. Everybody got too tired in the first round to throw a punch anddecided it was a better idea to go get drunk (not that I disagree). That's why wars should be left to the old and senile- they can't do muchdamage waving their canes at each other and they can't remember what the fight was about to begin with. Throw some beer in the mixand what a sorry mess. We certainly all deserve each other!
Joined: 03 Aug 2005Posts: 39Location: Saddle Brook, NJ
Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 1:10 pm Post subject:
Conrad,
I think Nancy will take care of you soon. She is neither old nor senile. But she may give you 6 whacks with her Singapore cane. That willlearn you a thing or two.
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ImageMaker
Joined: 10 Aug 2005Posts: 88Location: North Carolina,USA
Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 5:00 pm Post subject:
Alright, keep talking about beer and I might have to come over there and show you I'm not as old, feeble, and slow as all that!
At least I can still drink real coffee...
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Tom Hildreth
Joined: 03 Aug 2005Posts: 50Location: SoutheasternVermont
Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 5:56 pm Post subject:
I’m late to the party, as usual. I see you folks have found it comfortable to let this degenerate into a respectful discussion about an adultbeverage that give you gas. Man, that's progress.
So Gene, them's mighty big words from a guy who lives in a town whose main claim to fame is that it once was home to a sanitarium.And your running around with a cell phone camera taking pictures of this old rusty place, and these ladies here are fallin' all overthemselves trying to line up to be first with the compliments on how artful it all is. Hell, I remember when most of the drooling took placeinside the fence.
Then he finds a bunch of old Ansco B&W film and runs around taking fuzzy pictures of photographs somebody's old uncle took in the war.Gets you folks bitin' on this one just like you were one of them Quabbin lunkers. Reels you right in he does. The man is indeed a genius.
And this website! Do you people realize the inspiration for this comes out of a man living in Arkansas? Lookit what happened the last timewe 'Mericans let ourselves get inspired by a guy from Arkansas! We spent a couple years contemplating what happened under the table inthe oval office. Like that was exciting! Where was the White House photographer when you needed him? Can't even catch a climacticmoment on film for crying out loud.
Oh yeah, and then the erudite one from the Rt. 128 belt. Right, if you can't impress them with your work, flood them with undevelopedfilm. These folks will be so honored they make the term "indentured servant" look like a high paying job! Another genius who has had hisway with ya'll, and you don't even know it yet.
Another guy here changes countries as often as he changes his socks. How long is that witness protection program of yours gonna last,
I gotta go. Got so excited I just spilled Maple Syrup all over myself. Least that's what I think it is.
Quabbin lunker=a very small fish dumb enough to let Gene's friend catch it.
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P C Headland
Joined: 03 Aug 2005Posts: 60Location: A Kiwi inAmsterdam
Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 6:42 pm Post subject:
ImageMaker wrote:
Alright, keep talking about beer and I might have to come over there and show you I'm not as old, feeble, and slow as all that!
At least I can still drink real coffee...
Yeah, but not without putting on your incontinence pads first ...
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P C Headland
Joined: 03 Aug 2005Posts: 60Location: A Kiwi inAmsterdam
Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 6:43 pm Post subject:
xenotar28 wrote:
Conrad,
I think Nancy will take care of you soon. She is neither old nor senile. But she may give you 6 whacks with her Singapore cane. Thatwill learn you a thing or two.
He'd love that, but only if she wears latex....
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ImageMaker
Joined: 10 Aug 2005Posts: 88Location: North Carolina,USA
Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 1:10 am Post subject:
P C Headland wrote:
ImageMaker wrote:
At least I can still drink real coffee...
Yeah, but not without putting on your incontinence pads first ...
You're a fine one to talk about that! "Hey, Paul, do you wear boxers or briefs?" "Depends..."
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Gene M
Joined: 03 Aug 2005Posts: 81Location: WesternMassachusetts
Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 1:55 am Post subject:
Amazing how much attention this post drew. You're obviously a bunch of slack-jawed drunks. Instead of posting photographs taken withold cameras I shall simply insult the lot of you in the future. It'll be much simpler.
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Tom Hildreth
Joined: 03 Aug 2005Posts: 50Location: SoutheasternVermont
Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 11:05 am Post subject:
Does this mean vent spleet day #1 is over?
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Tom Hildreth
Joined: 03 Aug 2005Posts: 50Location: SoutheasternVermont
Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 11:06 am Post subject:
You're right, I haven't had my first beer yet and already the typos are starting. I meant to say, "Does this mean vent spleen day #1 isover?"
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Tom Hildreth
Joined: 03 Aug 2005Posts: 50Location: SoutheasternVermont
Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 11:17 am Post subject:
I was chuckling over how this took off in the face of Craig's rules. "Keep it within reason, as polite as you can."-sure thing.
"I will not tolerate arguments over images or tastes in same in any forum"-never happened here.
"I do not have time to police this joint night and day"-yes he does, but where was he? (Huddling in the corner....."Oh my god, what am Igonna do? What am I gonna do?")-naw, not Craig.
Well, I feel much better now. Thank you doctor.
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nelsonfoto Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 11:19 am Post subject:
You're right, I haven't had my first beer yet and already the typos are starting. I meant to say, "Does this mean vent spleen day #1is over?"
I figured you were Dutch, which would explain the spleet, Mister Vanderhooven, and certainly explains yer intolerance for drink in themorning, the obvious effect it has on your feeble mind.
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lesged
Joined: 03 Aug 2005Posts: 34Location: Framingham, MA
Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 11:28 am Post subject:
What's this about yur not yet having your first beer of day?
Here in not-so-Dry Gulch, MA, we close our bars down just long enough to clean our bar room floor, and a few drunks if the broom isstrong enough. So which one is my first beereeer of de daaaaaayeeeeeee? I dunno.
Barman, Ill have a couple of your finest boilermakers; light on the hot water! svp
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xenotar28
Joined: 03 Aug 2005Posts: 39Location: Saddle Brook, NJ
Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 11:49 am Post subject:
Hey gals and guys,
Now that CE wants to show who's boss, he has moved the refrigerator closer to his PC. The man is lazy. He even changed his office chairfor his porta potty. All attacks will be repelled and he will keep an ample beer supply next to hiom. Sea ahhlredy drnkkkkzzzzzzzzz.Huh!what? z-z-z-z-z-z...
Besides... where is the philosophy in this forum. I demand serious discourse!
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nelsonfotoSite Admin
Joined: 27 Jul 2005Posts: 268
Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 1:15 pm Post subject:
Hello? Hello? Is this thing on?
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xenotar28
Joined: 03 Aug 2005Posts: 39Location: Saddle Brook, NJ
Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 3:21 pm Post subject:
Hey CE,
Why did you remove your last replies to Les and myself? Kindda late for you to try looking dignified, dontcha think?
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nelsonfotoSite Admin
Joined: 27 Jul 2005Posts: 268
Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 4:05 pm Post subject:
Dignified? Sir, how dare you insult me!
Honestly, I think I should refrain from posting in this thread. I worry that I might hurt another's feelings, and I don't wish to do that.Comedy-wise, I come from the Don Rickles school of jabs and harsh commentary. I can be VERY funny, but not here.
I would have never pegged you for a spanish-speaker, BTW.
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sandeha Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 4:08 pm Post subject:
Joined: 03 Aug 2005Posts: 39Location: Saddle Brook, NJ
Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 5:18 pm Post subject:
Thanks for the compliment, Sandeha, but I am married, and at 250 lbs, not minuscule; nonetheless, thanks for your kindness.
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xenotar28
Joined: 03 Aug 2005Posts: 39Location: Saddle Brook, NJ
Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 5:25 pm Post subject:
CE,
I spent ten years in the US Army. I am Don Rickles qualified. But I understand the need for protocol. However, you need to remove your floppy shoes and at least put on some sneakers. Gotta fit the part. BTW: I grew up in Colombia, and no, I was not an agriculture major. (A mis compatriotas: Solo un chiste, no un insulto.)
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Mike Kovacs
Joined: 03 Aug 2005Posts: 90Location: Canada
Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 5:46 pm Post subject:
So you're more of a latrine guy than porta potty? More into MREs than the fridge?
You might be a soldier if... http://miljokes.com/a/apr03/250403.htm
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xenotar28
Joined: 03 Aug 2005Posts: 39Location: Saddle Brook, NJ
Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 6:06 pm Post subject:
Mike,
Yea, and every two weeks I fill it with gasoline and light a match to burn the stuff. Problem with the neighbor's complaints about thearoma. But you know my philosophy: Live and let Live. Eventually they'll get used to it.
BTW: Thanks for the URL
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Joined: 03 Aug 2005Posts: 100Location: Canada
Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 6:51 pm Post subject:
What did I tell you about handing-out C-4 on Hallowe'en Georgie? I've always thought of Craig as a sort of Private Gomer Pyle when I seehis trademark emoticon To paraphrase his words describing the SLR forum, "For some of us, there is nothing better than thebackhanded recoil of a 7.62mm Springfield M-14."
(blatantly stolen screenshot from Kubrick's Full Metal Jacket)
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xenotar28 Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 7:51 pm Post subject:
Joined: 03 Aug 2005Posts: 49Location: Saddle Brook, NJ
Mike,
Actually they used yours truly as their model for the "Full Metal Jacket" trainee. Only difference is when I pumped a round it bounced offmy head. That's why I joined the Army afterwards. It also explains my sometimes erratic dialogue and attempts to catch imaginary fliesduring polite conversation.
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nelsonfotoSite Admin
Joined: 27 Jul 2005Posts: 273
Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 8:17 pm Post subject:
If a Canadian farts in the woods...
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xenotar28
Joined: 03 Aug 2005Posts: 49Location: Saddle Brook, NJ
Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 8:22 pm Post subject:
Is it real if he can only smell it?
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Mike Kovacs
Joined: 03 Aug 2005Posts: 100Location: Canada
Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 8:22 pm Post subject:
I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was ahamster and your father smelt of elderberries! (Monte Python)
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xenotar28
Joined: 03 Aug 2005Posts: 49Location: Saddle Brook, NJ
Joined: 06 Aug 2005Posts: 11Location: Brussels, Belgium
Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 10:28 pm Post subject:
Quote : beer, tipping pool tables, fight, farth, blow, pink purses, Canadians and bald Arkansanians, latex, old cameras, etc... Dear Mr.Nelson, please cancel my subscription. Kindly refund my money and send it to the North Sea Seal Refuge.
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xenotar28
Joined: 03 Aug 2005Posts: 49Location: Saddle Brook, NJ
Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 10:36 pm Post subject:
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Where's my fellow Canadian Nancy? Seals always keep two holes open to surface for air, so I could use some help.
Maybe she thinks you're an undeserving Newfie!
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Nicolas Douez
Joined: 13 Aug 2005Posts: 10Location: France
Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 10:42 pm Post subject:
xenotar28 is actually a Greek pope perfidely hidden behind that ridiculous sobriquet, so what does he know to photography ? And afterall, that forum is full of foreigners. I wonder what I'm doing here since I'm the only citizen of the only civilized country of the Universe.
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mdcarma
Joined: 03 Aug 2005Posts: 52Location: Golden
Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 10:56 pm Post subject:
Sorry to hear that Nicolas, I thought you were in France.
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xenotar28
Joined: 03 Aug 2005Posts: 49Location: Saddle Brook, NJ
Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 11:04 pm Post subject:
Ah, Saint Nick, So finally you make an appearance after all the ammo has been spent. Welcome to the ruins of Nelsonfoto. Isn't this a magnificent vista? All the fallen, blodied bodies waiting for eternity to end. Aboutphotography I know enough not to poke my eye with the lens, and to point a happy telephoto at the ladies. That's good 'nuff for me. Asfor civilized, how can you claim such a title while chewing a mouthful of garden pest?
Just try to accomodate your own garden's pest with Xeres vinegar, that will be a good tribute to your ancesters' terrible taste (should bestill better than their terrible hallocinogen mushrooms à la Grecque) !
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xenotar28
Joined: 03 Aug 2005Posts: 49Location: Saddle Brook, NJ
Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 11:26 pm Post subject:
I shall have you know Monseur Escargot, that I am Lithuanian; not that that is always a source of pride. On the other hand, if I werePope, Avignon would be my choice of home. BTW: Your deep knowledge of hallocinogenic products hints at a fairly misspent youth.
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nelsonfotoSite Admin
Joined: 27 Jul 2005Posts: 273
Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 11:50 pm Post subject:
I could crush all of you, like a wor-um.
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xenotar28
Joined: 03 Aug 2005Posts: 49Location: Saddle Brook, NJ
Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 11:56 pm Post subject:
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I could crush all of you, like a wor-um.
Obviously you spent part of your own youth with Nicolas and the effects are lingering.
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mdcarma
Joined: 03 Aug 2005Posts: 52Location: Golden
Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 12:02 am Post subject:
Hey Craig, those wor-ums got garlic butter? BTW what color wine do you perfer with possum?
Hey Conrad, do you think your mother would lend me the latex suit?
Sorry I was away so long, Mike, I'm always up for defending a fellow Canadian. I'm glad you joined the fray! And nobody calls my friendan Englishman! Them's fighting words!
Oh, by the way, Craig, I think maybe there's something wrong with the clock in this forum. It's always wrong, or maybe it's just onArkansas time!
And one more thing - I'd rather eat dirt than drink a Guinness - the dirt may have more taste! Sorry Les, it's just this girl's opinion!
Ahhh ... I feel much better. Now I think I'll go fix the igloo, walk the family polar bear, chop down a few trees and bash a few baby sealson the head before I turn in.
'night, 'night!
Nancy
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xenotar28
Joined: 03 Aug 2005Posts: 59Location: Saddle Brook, NJ
Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 3:14 am Post subject:
So, Nancy, are you also a transplanted Newfie?
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mdcarma
Joined: 03 Aug 2005Posts: 55Location: Golden
Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 3:24 am Post subject:
She's the only survivor from that big Newfie plane crash. Cessna 172 went down in a cemetary, over 300 bodies recovered so far, butthat number could rise as digging continues.
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Mike Kovacs
Joined: 03 Aug 2005Posts: 110Location: Canada
Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 12:54 pm Post subject:
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Ahhh ... I feel much better. Now I think I'll go fix the igloo, walk the family polar bear, chop down a few trees and bash a few babyseals on the head before I turn in.
Joined: 03 Aug 2005Posts: 44Location: Framingham, MA
Mike K,
Did I hear you say Lithuania was a doormat? Humph! Hell's bells I suggest you do a littl readin in yer history books. I suggest youstart with the Battle of Tannenberg/Gru"nwald, 1410, when Jogaila and Vytautus "the Great" defeated the Teutonic Knights and made adormat of those high and mighty Don Quixotes of the North. When those Knights with their rusty armor from drinking that horse pi**called Prussian beer, couldn’t hold out any longer got off their nags to use our outhouses, they were amazed to see we had toilet seatsmade out of solid amber. They ran back over the border and stayed there all during the Jogiello dynasty 1386-1572 when the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth reigned from the North sea to the Black Sea—the largest land mass under one government in Europe. Andwho started that dynasty? Grand duke Gediminas aka Gedymin in Polish. My namesake for heaven sake!
So, eat those dormat words or I'll mount my royal steed , Rozanantas, and head north to capture you and all yer f**in Canadianwindfarms. Me and my trusty field marshal Sancho Bogumirskas won't take any insults about our Lit background. BTW litigious has a falseLatin root; it's really Lithuanian, and further our ancient tongue is most similar to an Indian (not North American ) dialect. [True! ]Soapologize you young scion of the Knorr soup fortune. That cover name of Kovacs was blown by yerself, many moons ago.
Our secret police: [too secret to name] but I'll give you a clue: in English it means Litigious and Outrageous. They have a file on you,baby.
Nancy B.
The deepest cut of all was yours; I never praised Guiness, not in this thread, nor anywhere, or at anytime, really! I'm a mean Meade kindof guy. Beer is for guys who act like school girls, ain’t that what started this wild ride? Blame Gene. M. down in New England in hisWestford factory, where he makes knock offs of real cameras and writes them up like they’re the real McCoy. Watch out for those Yankeetraders!
So, take this old Lit’s advice and leave the kindergarten juice and drink some he man stuff: Gin isn't bad with tonic, keeps that pestymalaria at bay; 15-20 yr old Bourbon is great with a thoroughbred on the side; Vodka tastes superb in Kiev if it has the post war labelContax. They say wine in southern France is underated, the label Chateau Douez is cherished by connoisseurs, the world over.
See, I made you share the rigors of my insommnia, and close this thread at 5:18AM EST or is it still ESDT? ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Pull down the shade on this thread for a while CE, I'm heading back to bed
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NancyB
Joined: 08 Aug 2005Posts: 21Location: Toronto
Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 3:04 pm Post subject:
Les, my humblest apologies, I meant no insult, I most likely mixed you up with one of the other punters on the forum. I forgot that you'repartial to Mimosas, and it's CE that likes Guinness! Well, there's no accounting for taste. Please have a gin and tonic, a bourbon or avodka, on me! Or all three!
Joined: 03 Aug 2005Posts: 59Location: Saddle Brook, NJ
Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 3:49 pm Post subject:
The rest of you, including Madamme Singapore, are welcome to have a draught of Uruguayan beer. I will stick to Czech Bud.
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lesged
Joined: 03 Aug 2005Posts: 44Location: Framingham, MA
Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 5:00 pm Post subject:
Nancy B.
I wasn't angry, insulted or nuttin. But me and Guiness are not on drinking terms. I just wanted to find a place to use all those linesI heard in the old days when I trod the boards in a repetory company. That line "Yours was the deepest cut of all" was lifted from " JuliusCaesar " by What's Shaken-baby, that wannabe playwright, whose mother was an Avon lady. He was hanging out at the Senate when thiscat pulled out a shiv and cut Julio like chorizo, ya dig?
And mimosa was Xenotar f64's insult. If I catch up with that hombre it'll be: Hasta la vista, baby!
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