MICRO REVIEW Da Rude’s Sandstorm Lydia A song with only one word never sounded so good Do Do Do Do Do Tom McQuillan’s Sports questions Everyone Harder than any VCE exam 1 University of Melbourne Student Union VCE Summer School 2015 TOMORROW 27º - 14º TODAY 21º - 13º 0900 Classes 1100 Group Meating 1115 Workshops 1315 Lunch 1400 Classes Annoucement: Apologies about yesterday’s weather report, which failed to mention the impending sandstorm in North Court. I am not the green grouse, I just wore my Celcs jersey for Trivia dress up - Lydia Edition IV Thursday 15 January, 2015 Your first week is almost up and today zine has been inspired by you, our superheroes! zine RECAP... From history to sport, from movies to Taylor Swiſt, VCESS trivia tested each and every student and tutor to search deep into the dark, long- neglected abysses of their minds. Intellect, memory, wit and superhuman guessing skills (not to menon tremendously spunky dance abilies) were all of absolute necessity for those hoping to take out the “2015 VCESS Trivia Winners” tle. And what a contest it was. We are super duper overjoyed to announce that the winners of 2015 VCESS Trivia is a e: F2 and M1 both came first with a total score of 69. In second place was E7 (team name Super Barista) with 68 points, and third place was ed D2 and O1 (team name Type O negave) both on a score of 67.
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MICROREVIEW
Da Rude’s SandstormLydia
A song with only one word never sounded so goodDo Do Do Do Do
A p o l o g i e s a b o u t y e s t e r d a y ’s w e a t h e r r e p o r t , w h i c h f a i l e d t o m e n t i o n t h e i m p e n d i n g s a n d s t o r m i n N o r t h C o u r t .
I am not the green grouse, I just wore my Celtics jersey for Trivia dress up- Lydia
Edition IV Thursday 15 January, 2015 Your first week is almost up and today zine
has been inspired by you, our superheroes!
z i n e
RECAP...From history to sport, from movies to Taylor Swift, VCESS trivia tested each and every student and
tutor to search deep into the dark, long-neglected abysses of their minds. Intellect, memory, wit
and superhuman guessing skills (not to mention tremendously spunky dance abilities) were all of
absolute necessity for those hoping to take out the “2015 VCESS Trivia Winners” title.
And what a contest it was. We are super duper overjoyed to announce that the winners of 2015 VCESS Trivia is a tie: F2 and M1 both came first with a total score of 69. In second place was E7 (team name Super Barista) with 68 points, and third place was tied D2 and O1 (team name Type O negative) both on a score of 67.
Director Cam’s Gold TightsWelfare
No StarsWinning Studmuffin2013 Winner
Life Changing
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Minute PhysicsYoutube.com/minutephysics
It’s physics. In a minute. With pictures. Perfect for if you need a little help wrapping your head around how gravity works; or just want to feel smarter, fast.
Brain ScoopYoutube.com/thebrainscoopEmily Graslie takes you behind the scenes of the Chicago Museum of Natural History to learn about research, anatomy, and fieldwork. The perfect balance of cute and quirky humour with fascinating content.
Crash Course Youtube.com/crashcourseWith series dedicated to history, biology, ecology, literature, and psychology (and plans for physiology, astronomy, and economics), Crash Course definitely worth a look.
The Art Assignment youtube.com/theartassignment
A great channel for the more artistically inclined. In each episode curator Sarah Green visits a different artist to talk about their practice. At the end of the episodes the audience is given an ‘assignment’ and are
encouraged to create their own artwork which they can share on social media.
Youtube’s best study channels - it’s not just for videos of cats and sexy British people!
NO CAPES
CAPES
THE CAPE DEBATE
Billows majestically in the wind
Can be dramatically thrown over the shoulder when exiting a room, or
emphasizing a point
Distracts enemies as they debate the pros and cons
of capes
Endorsed by Superman, Batman, Storm, and Thor
Very Sunsmart
Inconvenient in hand to hand combat
Inconvenient in knife fighting
Inconvenient in martial arts
Generally a major inconvenience to most things necessary for crime fighting
Not Aerodynamic
A relic of 80’s fashion, thus potential source of
embarrassment
HISTORYPower: Teleportation.Weakness: Permanent body deformation on an atomic level from time travel. Secret Base: An undisclosed pyramid in Egypt.
PEPower: Speed.Weakness: Forever soaked in thick gooey sweat.Secret Base: A high tech gymnastic academy in the middle of Russia.
BIOLOGYPower: Self Duplication.Weakness: Loss of sense of individual identity.Secret Base: A dome-shaped lab in Antarctica.
PHYSICSPower: Wall Crawling.Weakness: Fear of heights makes for a bad combination.Secret Base: A cave in the Grampians.
PSYCHOLOGYPower: TelepathyWeakness: Freudian Oedipal tendencies.Secret Base: The Google Satellite.
Subject Superheroes
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Director Dance MovesCam Boyle
What were they thinking?
Students not identifying trivia songsAnon Tutor
They’re only from the 90’s, I’m so old!
English 381Physics 169Theatre 141Cam Boyle 80Alana Seal Banana Peel 69Patrick Clearwater 63What does that say about their morals 44Emu 40Financial Security 36Andy Tran 35Lincolnxander 32Blank Space 30Nathan Boot 26Cam Bloye 25Brae Closter 25Tony Abbott 25Sasanka Premachandra 23CC 20Maddie Smales 16VCESS Residential Green Team 15#rach5prez 14Conor McCafferty 11Rebekah Navidinejad 11Eliot Cope 10Yu Wei Cai 10Schulze Method 9Mel Tassos 9#spambloye 7Amy Luo 7#nofrat 7RapperMC 7Shane Woods 6Declan Primmer 6Dexter Archibald 6Lyn Huynh 6Maria Nguyen 6George Zagraphos 6Liz Peak 5Tom Walker 5Tom McQuillan 5Maddie Johnson 5Phoebe Yeung 5Georgia Bovalino 5Mandy Chau 5Tessa Coy 5Jackie Ding 5Bina Gray-Viggiano 5Himal Pillay 5Kevin Shen 5Yazmin Velarde 5Elise Zsidai 5Alicia McKee 5Madeleine Serle 5Emily Flude 5Jennifer Maya 5Oceanna Vaotuua 5Madeleine Bourke 5
Ruth Joseph 1Mark Bolitho 1Mono Hagi 1Aishwaryaa Suresh Babu 1Ethan Tsang 1Sanara Gunawardena 1The Zine Team 1Lana! 1LANA!! 1LAANAA! 1Dangerzone! 1Studmuffin 2014 1None of the Above 1Becky Morris 1Cordelia O’Rourke 1Studmuffin 2015 1Taylor Hamilton 1Ninja Umbrella 1Emma Malley 1Megan Baker 1Bareraha Lincoln 1Molly Copeland 1Julie Mai 1George Wilson 1Alex Jones 1Kirsty Ha 1Glitches in the matrix 1Winged Eyeliner 1The kid who looks like Liam Hemsworth 1An Empty Chip Packet 1Slicked Back Hair 1 1The silver sloth 1Rich people with bad fashion sense 1Civil Unions 1Inactive good tumblr usernames 1The 1930s 1Blackfish 1Ryan Osborne 1Melissa Bodilly 1Bryannah Lodder 1Kathleen Owens 1Alana Majstorovic 1Jess 1Sam Zaman 1Lynda Romana 1Caitlin Grant 1Luke Mannix 1Georgie Connellan 1Abdifatah Abdi 1Louise Embuscado 1Marcus Mak 1Kousar Mohamed 1Helen Gebremedhin 1Oscar Izard 1William Huang 1Jordan Nelson 1
Mathew Thomas 1Saeed Bey 1Catherine Campbell 1Kirkatron Buck 1Chris Choureemootoo 1Director Tom 1James Cock’s Boss 1Matilda Adam 1Dannielle Bakhour 1Super team P 1Calling Tom McQuillan ‘Macca 1Thanh Thanh 1Lydia Holt 1Lawrance Teo 1Kiara Williams 1Felicia Zurzolo 1Paige Ramage 1Lockie Platts 1F-hi-sics! 1Alana Seal 1Milita Jap 1Tanika Casas 1Jess Flatters 1Ritu Vazirani 1Samantha Romana 1Tovah Otton 1Claudia Shao 1Friyana Mirza 1Andrew Sabato 1Jess McLennan 1Alexandra Gretgrix 1Hannah Barker 1Rhia Davies 1#wesitonthegroundtoomuch 1Ruby Bell 1Shaun Ursu 1Celyn Cezz 1#Fzswag 1#thirsty 1Claudia Shao 1Henok Mebrahu 1Danielle Fong 1Amanda Marriott 1Laurel Fry-Mebean 1Vanessa Cohen 1Myles Kennard 1Felicity Rodda 1Lee Chen 1Seynab Farah 1Hamish Sutherland 1Jenkin Yau 1Annie Ko 1Emily Yim 1Eleanore Williams 1Bridget McArthur 1Georgia Gough 1Daram Kosbidis 1Tom Nguyen 1
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HOROSCOPESsuperman (mar 21 - apr 19)
Are you a bird? Are you a plane? No. You’re Superman and you’re going through an identity crisis
batman (may 21- jun 20)You are a grown man and you dress up like a bat. If you can’t see what’s wrong with that I don’t know what to do.
iron man (jun- jul 22)If you teamed up with the Silver Surfer, you would be alloys.
wonderwoman (jul 23- aug 22)Don’t tell anyone but you keep losing the Invisible Car, and you’re really paranoid because your latest car is a Maserati
hulk (aug 23- sep 22)Your huge hands make typing on an iPhone impossible, and the coveted Flappy Bird high score is out of your reach
thor (sep 23- oct 22)You’re a hunky, swashbuckling, alien god. You definitely don’t need my advice.
blackwidow (oct 21- nov 22)You are the only red head in the world that could get a date. Make the most of this.
captain america (nov 22- dec 21)You have adjusted to the 21st century, except you can’t understand the fascination with Kim K’s ass. Trust me, you are not alone.
hawkeye (dec 22- jan 19)You are the forgotten superhero, so maybe trying out a new outfit will pull some attention. I suggest a fluoro green mankini.
flash (jan 20- feb 18)Your nickname as the fastest man alive does nothing for your reputation with women.
aquaman (feb 19- mar 20)You are always getting yourself and those around you wet, and struggle as to whether this is a burden or super power
spiderman (apr 20- may 20)People actually do believe you are part spider, so they tend to get their reppellent when you’re around.
with great inspiration, comes great creativity.
Thought of
the day:“ What’s a superheroes favourite part of a joke?The punchline ”
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BlackwidowCaptain
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