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2. Funny Things About Men

All men are extremely busy.

How..???

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Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.

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Although they have time for women, they dont really care for them.

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Although they dont really care for them, they always have one around.

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Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck with others

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Although they try their luck with others, they get really frustrated if the first woman leaves them

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Although the woman leaves them they still dont learn from their mistakes and still try their luck with others.

9. Still Want To Know Some More Funny Things

Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

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Men are very confident people that when they watch sports on television, they think that if they concentrate they can help their team

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Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important

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All men hate to hear "We need to talk about our relationship." These seven words strike fear in the heart of even..

(.SILENCE)

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Most men hate to shop. That's why the men's department is usually on the first floor of a department store, two inches from the door.

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If a man says, "I'll call you," and he doesn't, he didn't forget... he didn't lose your number... he didn't die. He just didn't want to call you

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