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When I develop a pot belly,
I am overeating and boozing.When my Boss develops a pot belly,
its a sign of prosperity.
Thoughts:
My mind is peaceful
if I dont booze,
dont overeat and live wisely.
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When I take a long time, I am slow.
When my Boss takes a long time,
he is thorough.
Thoughts: My mind is at peace when I am
mindfully doing my very best.
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When I crack some silly jokes,
I am childish and stupid.When my Boss cracks more silly jokes,
he is funny and creative.
Thoughts:
My mind can be peaceful
despite what others
think of me.
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When a pretty lady talks to me,
I am a lustful man.
When a pretty lady talks to my Boss,he is a man of admirable qualities.
Thoughts:
My mind is peaceful if I am
righteous and moral.
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When I do something
without being told,
I am trying to be smart.
When my Boss does the
same, that is initiative.
Thoughts:
My mind is
peaceful
when I help
sincerely.
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When I wear a new dress,
I am a Show-Off.
When my Boss wears a new
dress, she has a
good sense of fashion.
Thoughts:
My mind is peaceful
when I am notaffected by criticism.
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When I please my Boss,
I am apple-polishing.When my Boss pleases his Boss,
he is co-operating.
Thoughts:
My mind is
peaceful when I
do my dutiessincerely.
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When I am out of the office,
I am wandering around.
When my boss is out of the office,
he's on business.
Thoughts:
I am peaceful when I am honestand my conscience is clear.
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When I shout, I am a hooligan.
When my Boss shouts,he is being assertive.
Thoughts:
When I ammindful of my
thoughts, speech
and action, I am
peaceful.
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When I daydream, I am reprimanded.
When my Boss daydreams, he is planning.
Thoughts:
My mind is peacefulif I dont react to
negative things said
about me.
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When I am late for meetings,
I have no respect for others.
When my Boss is late for meetings,he is treated like a VIP.
Thoughts:
I value punctuality; I am only
late if its inevitable.
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When I make a mistake, I am an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake,he's only human.
Thoughts:
All can make
mistakesrealizing
this I remain
peaceful.
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When I apply for leave,
I must be going for an interview.
When my boss applies for leave,
it's because he's overworked.
Thoughts:My mind is peaceful
when I tell the truth
and do not cheat.
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When I try to be friendly with
others, I am flirtatious.When my Boss does the
same thing, she is sociable.
Thoughts:My mind is peaceful
when I have an
honest and
harmonious
relationship withothers.
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When I take medical leave, I
am a sickly person.
When my Boss takes medicalleave, he needs to rest.
SICK!
Thoughts:My mind is
peaceful
even when
my body is
sick.
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When I read the newspaper in the
office, I am shirking work.
When my Boss does the same thing,
he is updating his knowledge.
Thoughts:
My mind is peaceful
cause I know the
world can never be
100% fair.
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When I overlook a rule of
etiquette, I am rude.When my Boss slips a few
rules, he is original.
Thoughts:
I always am mindful of my
manners and I am peaceful.
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When I listen to music in the office,
I am taking work too lightly.
When my Boss does the same, he is
improving his creative power.
Thoughts:
When I do good
honest work, I am
not perturbed by
others blame.
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The End
May we be happy and peaceful
through living a righteous and
wise life and not reacting
negatively to others views.
With Metta,
Bro. Oh Teik Bin