N A P I S A L A L O T A S O N I N E N
I L U S T R O VA L A P I J A A H O
NALJUTI SE, ČOVEČE
Beograd, 2019.
Naziv originala:Lotta Sonninen
THE LITTLE BOOK OF BAD MOODS
Copyright text © Lotta Sonninen, 2018Copyright work © Otava Publishers, 2018Original edition published by Otava, 2018Graphic design and illustrations by Otava
Publishing Company Ltd. / Piia AhoSerbian edition published by agreement with Lotta Sonninen and Elina
Ahlback Literary Agency, Helsinki, Finland
ZA IZDAVAČAMiroslav JosipovićNenad Atanasković
Saša Petković
IZVRŠNI UREDNIKDubravka Trišić
PREVELA I PRILAGODILAMarijana Kaličanin
LEKTURA/KOREKTURAVulkan izdavaštvo
PRELOMNina Tomčić
ŠTAMPAVulkan štamparija
Vojvode Stepe 643A, Beograd
IZDAVAČVulkan izdavaštvo d.o.o.
Gospodara Vučića 245, [email protected]
Tiraž: 1.000 primeraka
ISBN: 978-86-10-02655-9 COBISS: 275894028
Sadržaj
Okrivi druge 6
Nazovi stvari pravim imenom 20
Reci šta stvarno misliš 26
Usmeri bes 36
Svaki dan je loš dan 42
Mrzim društvene mreže 50
Ne zaboravljaj, ne opraštaj 60
Pronađi zlo oko sebe 74
Pogoršaj svoj rečnik 90
Povuci liniju 100
Reci šta mrziš 108
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O K R I V I
D R U G E
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Napiši šta te sve nervira kod partnera.
Napiši šta te sve nervira kod tvoje dece.
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Napiši šta te sve nervira kod šefa na poslu.
Napiši šta te sve nervira kod tvojih roditelja.
Šta te najviše nervira kod tvojih prijatelja?
i m e m a n a
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m a n a
Pomisao na kog bivšeg šefa/kolegu/zaposlenog te iste sekunde razbesni i zbog čega?
Koga od bivših i dalje mrziš i zbog čega?
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Po čemu prepoznaš idiota dok čekaš u redu u prodavnici?
Po čemu prepoznaš idiota dok šetaš ulicom?
Po čemu prepoznaš idiota U RESTORANU?
Kako shvatiš da si sa idiotom na dejtu?
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Po čemu prepoznaš idiota U SAOBRAĆAJU?
Po čemu prepoznaš idiota U I N O S T R A N S T V U ?
Kada čitaš, po čemu shvatiš da je idiot nešto pisao?
Po čemu prepoznaš idiota na poslu?
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Idioti sa mog posla:
I d i o t i k o j e z n a m S A U L I C E :
I d i o t i k o j e z n a m s a d e j t o v a :
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I d i o t i k o j e z n a m iz kafića:
I d i o t i k o j e z n a m p r e k o s v o g H O B I J A :
I d i o t i k o j e p o z n a j e m p r e k o i n t e r n e t a :
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Navedi osobe koje poznaješ ili slavne ličnosti koje…
… imaju previše sreće u životu
… misle da su mnogo bitne
… nemaju pojma šta je najbolje za njih
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… definitivno treba da se vrate u školsku klupu
… treba da razmisle malo pre nego nešto progovore
Apsolutno najgori tip osobe je
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Najgroznija navika mog šefa
Najgroznija navika mog partnera
Najgroznija navika mog profesora
Najgroznija navika mog kolege
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Najgroznija navika moje babe
Najgroznija navika mog komšije
Najgroznije na televiziji je to što
Najgroznije kod političara je to što