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Q: Jim Parsons plays genius Sheldon Cooper on The Big Bang Theory (CBS, Sept. 27). What are his real-life academic credits? —Jeff Lesemann, Lafayette, La.
A: The Texas native, 39, has an under-graduate degree from the University of Houston and a master’s in classical theater from the University of San Diego, where he studied at the Old Globe theater. Parsons also boasts two Emmys and a Golden Globe award.
Q: I love Kerry Wash-ing ton on the drama Scandal (ABC, Sept. 27). Does she have a real interest in politics? —Viola M. Troup, Tex.
A: Yes; in addition to being an offi cial surrogate for the Obama campaign , Washington, 35, was appointed to the President’s Committee on the Arts and the Humanities in 2009. “I participate not as a celebrity but as an American,” she says.
the Hamptons-set drama (ABC, Sept. 30). Spoiler alert! Forget Daniel—meet Emily’s new love interest and learn about their romantic future at wetpaint.com/revenge.
WALTER SCOTT ASKS …
Zooey DeschanelShe stars as the quirky Jess Day on Fox’s New
Girl (premiering Sept. 25), a role that earned the 32-year-old actress her � rst Emmy nomination.
New Girl was last year’s surprise comedy hit. Did you expect such success after only one season? No! I just loved the character so much and hoped other people would, too. She’s really optimistic and responds differently to the world.You sing the show’s theme song. Did you help write it? I wrote the melody. I wanted the show to have a catchy theme song, so I took a crack at it. I love old theme songs. Mary Tyler Moore and Welcome Back,Kotter are my favorites. Bangs have become your signature look. Would you ever consider a new hairdo? I’m pretty much all bangs and eyes! I grew my bangs out before, but I don’t feel like myself if I don’t have them.
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1 Sweet ToothIan McEwan’s sly novel about
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American To Kill a Mockingbird, Louise Erdrich’s moving, complex, and surprisingly uplifting latest tells of a boy’s coming of age in the wake of a brutal, racist attack on his mother. (Due Oct. 2)
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in 1969, the Brooklyn-born bank robber reemerged as a folk hero for an American public fed up with the fi nancial system. In his fi rst novel, J. R. Moehringer (The Tender Bar) presents an epic tale that rivals The Shawshank Redemption. (Due Sept. 25)
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8 Joseph Anton: A MemoirIn February 1989, the Ayatollah
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FALL TV PrEVIEWReady for cooler
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season’s brightest stars and series.
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I love that dress on you,” Hayden Panettiere tells Connie Britton. “You look beautiful,” Britton replies, smoothing a lock of Panettiere’s hair. From the mutual admiration on
display at PARADE’s photo shoot, you’d never know these two play bitter rivals on the ABC series Nashville (Oct. 10, 10 p.m. ET), set in the world of country music. In this Star Is Born–esque saga, Britton plays Rayna Jaymes, whose Queen of Nashville crown is being knocked sideways by slumping music sales and the rise of a pop country upstart named Juliette Barnes—who’s popular even with Rayna’s own kids. Panettiere plays Barnes, who is as talented as she is ambitious but who’s trying to keep a lid on her deeply troubled family life.
“The music industry looks at them in very different ways,” says Britton, 45, who’s thankful she hasn’t had Rayna’s career arc. (Her Emmy nominations in the past three years, for Friday Night Lights and American Horror Story, prove just the opposite.) “I want to make sure we don’t imply that the minute a
Let the singing and scheming begin! Connie Bri� on and Hayden Pane� iere shine as country music stars
in one of fall’s most highly anticipated series.
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woman turns 40 the business leaves her behind, because that’s certainly not my experience. But there is a difference in perspective on the kind of stars these two women are, and that’s really authentic.”
For her part, Panettiere, 23, says that playing a “snotty, disrespectful” starlet is both a stretch (“It would be mortifying if anyone thought that was me in any way”) and a blessing. “I’m not going to lie—after Heroes, it was an uphill battle to be seen as anything besides the sweet, all-American cheerleader,” she says. “A project like this that allows me to both sing and act is a dream come true.”
The two stars, who perform songs written by Lee Brice, Elvis Costello, and others, were put through the kind of musical paces normally reserved for American Idol contestants. Britton worked fi rst with a vocal coach, then with renowned record producer T-Bone Burnett (husband of Nashville creator
Callie Khouri) for four hours daily. “I’ve said ‘What did I sign myself up for?’ just about every day,” she says with a laugh. “The first time people had to hear me sing, I was absolutely about to vomit.” Panettiere flirted with a pop career in her teens but admits she’s “always had very bad stage fright”; she studied entertainers like Carrie Under-wood and relied on a choreographer to get her moves Grand Ole Opry–ready.
Depicting Music City accurately was a major focus for Khouri (an Oscar winner for her Thelma & Louise screenplay). “I don’t know if the world understands how much of a [convergence] point Nashville is,” she says. “There are so many different types of music and people there. It’s a magical place.” The city, where the show is being fi lmed, is looking forward to its network close-up. “It’s injected millions into the economy,” says Mayor Karl Dean. “There is also an excitement and energy from having the actors here.”
Britton relocated with her two dogs and 19-month-old adopted son, Eyob, a move she describes as “chal-lenging. But I felt we had no choice but to shoot in Nashville.” Those who know the city
well may glimpse some locals in the bands, as well as musicians like J. D. Souther, who plays a country legend named Watty White.
While the series’ setup pits veteran against ingenue, the drama soon expands beyond that: Love triangles brew, a sinister father machinates, a marriage is tested, sympathies realign. “We’ve seen a lot of female relationships done wrong,” says Britton. “Our goal is to do it right.”
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“It’s no secret I’ve spent a lot of time in the
last 15 years talking about my problems in
[therapy] circles.”
MATTHEW
PERRY
As Ryan King, a sports talk radio host forced into a support group following the death of his wife, Matthew
Perry is surrounded by hilarious misfi ts on Go On (NBC, Tuesdays, 9 p.m. ET). “These are quirky people who normally wouldn’t mix, but they need each other,” he says. “I wasn’t looking to do a comedy, but this gave me one of the most dramatic scenes I’ve ever had to play, and when you read some-thing good, all other designs go out the window.”
Elementary CBS, Sept. 27, 10 p.m. ET This modern take on Sherlock Holmes pairs a New York–based version of the cerebral sleuth (Jonny Lee Miller) with a female Watson (Lucy Liu), his sober companion. Don’t expect sparks to fl y, though—at least not right away. “A romance in a crime series can limit where you’re going,” says Liu. “But I don’t think [the producers] said never.”
666 Park Avenue ABC, Sept. 30, 10 p.m. ET A young couple (Dave Annable and Rachael Taylor) agree to manage the Drake, a luxury building with a sinister history. Terry O’Quinn and Vanessa Williams (below) are its mysterious owners. “We play evil well,” Williams says with a laugh.
Made in Jersey CBS, Sept. 28, 9 p.m. ETLoved Working Girl? Janet Mont-gomery channels some of Melanie Griffi th’s streetwise sass as a Garden State local launching her career at a posh Manhattan law fi rm. “It’s about having the right mix of her being different but [not] a caricature,” Montgomery says of her character.
Guys With Kids NBC, Sept. 26, 8:30 p.m. ETFrom executive producer Jimmy Fallon comes a show about three 30-something pals (Anthony Anderson, Jesse Bradford, and Zach Cregger) dealing with fatherhood, despite having some growing up to do themselves. Jamie-Lynn Sigler and Tempestt Bledsoe play two of the guys’ long-suffering spouses.
Ben and Kate Fox, Sept. 25, 8:30 p.m. ETA well-meaning troublemaker (Nat Faxon) moves in with his type A sister (Dakota Johnson) to help
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A gay couple (Andrew Rannells and Justin Bartha) enlist a single-mom surrogate (Georgia King) to bear their child; Ellen Barkin (below left with Rannells, King, Bebe Wood, and Bartha) costars. Though the story line has already generated contro-versy, “everybody has people in their family who are represented in these characters,” says cocreator Ryan Murphy (Glee).
raise her daughter, played by Maggie Elizabeth Jones (We Bought a Zoo). “You’re going to have to suc-cumb to the fact that we’re not as adorable [as she is]!” Faxon says of the 8-year-old Jones.
Vegas CBS, Sept. 25, 10 p.m. ET In this ’60s-set drama, starring Dennis Quaid as real-life sheriff Ralph Lamb and Michael Chiklis as his mobster adversary, the early days of Sin City are resurrected—including the famed Fremont Street. Today, it’s known as the Fremont Street Experi-ence and includes light shows, casinos, and hotels under one canopy. But in the series re-creation, “it has a cowboy fl avor and represents western themes and ideals,” says executive producer Cathy Konrad.
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The CW, Oct. 16, 9 p.m. ET
Mamie Gummer stars as a med school grad who fi nds that life at her new hospital brings out old insecuri-ties, especially when she’s faced with a former teen tormentor. Though she’s the daughter of Meryl Streep, Gummer can relate. “High school never seems that long ago,” she says.
The Mob Doctor Fox, Sept. 17, 9 p.m. ET
To pay off a family debt, a Chicago surgeon (Jordana Spiro, above right) moonlights as a physician for the South Side Mafi a. “This didn’t feel like a medical procedural to me,” Spiro says. “There’s something down and dirty about the mob world that I like.”
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A look at the dangerous lives of the paramedics, fi refi ghters, and rescue squad workers in a Windy City fi re-house. The red-hot cast—led by Jesse Spencer and Taylor Kinney—appreciated getting some on-the-job training. “When you walk into a smoke-fi lled room that’s over 200 degrees, it’s a shock to the senses,” Kinney says.
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Revolution NBC, Sept. 17, 10 p.m. ETLife without electricity—no lights, cars, phones, or (horrors!) TV—is vividly depicted in this postapocalyp-tic drama produced by Lost creator J. J. Abrams. In one scene, a vine-engulfed Wrigley Field conveys the shocking result of 15 unplugged years.
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My husband is always on his cell phone.
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I’ve been bringing my lunch to work ev-
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Bring in enough for everyone and you’ll be-
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My wife and I never seem to agree on any-
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What would you say to someone who
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yourself what you’re hoping to get out of it.
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Lately, I think I’ve fallen into a bit of a
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Everyone talks about breakfast in bed,
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that he gets to spend the rest of his life with
you. I think my stomach just cried a little bit.
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