Sum ppl hv nice eyes, sum nice smiles & others nice faces Bt u hv all of them

I still remember those days when photos were taken for memories and not for FaceBook profiles.Have a Smiling Week

A smile costs less than electricity, But gives more light So Always smile & prove that U are the best bulb in Hindustan. Dont Get Fused!

In our life happiness is more important than smile cause smile comes from lips but happiness comes from the heart so BE HAPPY FOREVERTears are more truthful than smile because you can smile in front of everyone but you will only cry in front of one who is special for you.

if each leaf of a tree is your smile then I promise you my dear, I will water it through out my life to see your evergreen smile forever

When you smile it like a sunrise to me. and I want a daily sunrise in my life. so& so&. so&.. so&& so keep S*M*I*L*I*N*G

A gun can kill someone. Fire can burn someone. Wind can chill. Anger can rage till it tears u apart. But d power of ur smile can heal some1

Life may bring failure, hardships... but there's alwaz a reason 2 smile dats 'U

Keep d smyl, leave d tear Think of joy, forget d fear Hold d laugh, leave d pain

Help ever,hurt never. Luv ever, hate never. Smile ever,cry never. KEEP SMILING!

So swEt is ur SMILE so swEt is ur STYLE so swEt is ur VOICE see how swEtly I LIE

Smile is complete wn begins wt lips reflects in eyz n ends on face KEEP SMILING

I read a news that due 2 thunder a monkey is injured. If u r safe SMS me.

U can't hold destiny. u can't hold time... bt u can hold ur SMILE. Keep Smiling

Today is MCPS DAY MCPS bole toh-"MAKE CUTE PEOPLE SMILE". I've done my part

Smile is a language of love, a source to win hearts... So keep smiling

Entr D name Who U wan 2 kilWat me SORRY Im not Bcz Im already Kild By Ur SMILE

My Life + My Joy + My Plisur + My Relif + My Honor + My Pride = Ur 1 SMILE

Charm is ur face Character is ur great Great is ur smile Best is ur style

You dont know effect u hv on me bcz evry time I see u my heart begins to smile!

A special smile, a special face. A special someone i cant replace. I luv u!

Tears r special than smyls bcz smyls u giv 2 any1 bt tears u share wt ppl u love

I know we cannot reach each other. Bt when i want 2 smile with u, I see d MOON

Smile in pleasure & in pain, Alwaz smile bcoz some1 still wants 2 c u SMILING!!

Girls misuse it! models sell it! photograhers cage it!tats SMILE! KEEP SMILING!!

2day I gave some1 ur cell no She'll meet u soon n stay wid u 4ever She is SMILE

Friendship:- A true friend sees the first tear... catches the second... and stops the third.

A deep friend is like rainbow, when the perfect amount of happiness and tears r mixed, the result is a colorful bridge between 2 hearts

Age appears to be best in some things. Old wood best to burn. Old books best to read. Old rice best to eat and old friends best to keep..

Think positive? Look @ d world as 1 huge chocolate cake. It would nt b complete wthout a few sweets & nuts. Sweets like me & nuts like U!

If I Ever Rude To U If Ever I Was Angry Wid U If Ever I Mis-behaved Wid U Than Don?t Hesitate Just SLAP UrSelf.. Ghalti Tumhari He Hogi . .

love is like a call if u dont receive it will be missed FRIENDSHIP is like an sms untill u open it waits!

When Someone Allows You To Bear His Burdens, You Have Found Deep F.R.I.E.N.D.S.H.I.P ..

I Say And You Listen Its A Good Friendship U Say & I Listen Its A Better Friendship But I Don't Say & u Understand, Is Best Friendship

U think of ME and I think of U. When v both think of each other, Do u knw what it means ? It means v both have no work to do!! Dono Bekar!

A Good Friend Is Like A Light House It Doesn?t Ring Bells, Fire Guns To Call Attention When You Are Lost ? It Simply Stands Tall And Shines!

True friendship is lyk sound health;d value of it is seldom known until its lost

A person in front of whom you dare to be yourself is you trues friend.

True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable.

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes

To find a truly great friend, you have to keep one eye closed - to keep him,two!

No rhythm, no reason, no occasion, just felt lyk saying HI, I ve been missing u

True friends are those who are there for you unconditionally

To find a truly great friend, you have to keep one eye closed - to keep him, two

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes

True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable

Thr is no distance 2 far btwn best friends, 4 frndship gives wings to d heart!

Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together

Side by side or miles apart, dear friends are always close to the heart.

The nominee for best friend r u, u & u. But d winner is me because i have u!

I have nothing to offer u in this world. Its only my.. . . . . LOVELY FRIENDSHIP

True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable.

Friendship is the golden thread that ties all hearts together

The secret to friendship is being a good listener.

Life without friendship is like the sky without sun.

Friendship is a single soul living in two bodies.

Friends are like medication; they make you feel better when you're down.

A true friend reaches and cures problems quicker than a doctor can!!

Your the kind of friend that only heaven could have sent.Thanks for being a frnd

Friends are like gold. Each one is rich and they all last a lifetime.

Stay with me, I'll stay with you and we'll be friends, through and through.

Friends are like stars..you don't see them all the time, but you know they r der

Of all the gifts, big and small, your friendship is the greatest of them all.

some like goldenship some like silvership but i like one ship that is friendship

A friendship that stops existing,was actually never there.

One loyal friend is better than ten thousand family members. Fg

A frnd is some1 who can c d truth nd pain in u evn wn u r fooling everyone else.

Never do a wrong thing to make a friend or to keep one.

Every gift from a friend is a wish for your happiness...

If you should die before me, ask if you can bring a friend.

Remember, v al stumble,every 1 of us.Thts y it is a comfort 2 go hand in hand!

A true frnd is some1 who knows ders somthng wrong evn wn u ve d biggest smile!!

How lucky I am to have known someone who was so hard to say goodbye to

There is nothing worth the wear of winning, but laughter and the love of friends

True frndship is lke sound health;d value of it is seldom knwn until it b lost!

Saw my msg?,no?,Now can u?,stil cant??coz no words can xpress how spcl u are!

True Friendship brings sunshine to the shade & shade to the sunshine.

The recipe of frndship.. 1 Cup of Sharing 2 Cups of Caring 3 Cups of Forgiveness

A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light."

Friendship is the golden thread that ties the heart of all the world

A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find and lucky to have

2 ppl cnt wish 2 b frnds long if dey cnt manage 2 4give each othrs minor failngs

A brother is not always a friend, but a friend is always a brother.

Promise you won't forget me, because if I thought you would, I'd never leave.

Friends are the most important ingredient in this recipe of life.

A friend is someone who is there for you when he'd rather be anywhere else.

A ring is round and has no end, that's how long I'll be your friend! A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself.

Don't Love a Friend who Hurts U Don't Hurt a Friend who Loves U.

FRIENDSHIP IS A CHAIN WHICH ROUND TWO HEARTS TOGETHER.

Friendship is not collection of hearts but it is selection of hearts.

In prosperity, our friends know us; in adversity, we know our friends

Treat your friends as you do your pictures and place them in their best light

With clothes the new are best, with friends the old are best

When I find myself fading, I close my eyes and realize my friends are my energy.

Jokes:- Break up Style: Boy bought gift 4 his galfriend. Girl: What hell would I do vth this rocket? Boy: U wantd stars? Now sit on it n GET LOS Friendship on Facebook is like KOLAVERI DI . .. ... No need 2 understand, just enjoy it Married life is so easy. It's just like a walk in the park. BUT the problem is: . .. ... that the park is Jurassic! 2 theories 2 argue vth wife : 1. If she is ri8 then b fair 2 her & keep quiet. 2. If she is wrong then b kind 2 urself & keep quiet! Most women usually have only 2 problems: 1. Nothing 2 wear. 2. No place 2 put all the clothes. Crack: What do you call a calf after its six months old? Jack: Seven months old. Modern breakup: A boyfriend threw 6 Cricket Balls at his girlfriend. Girlfriend: Wats that for? Boy: Its Over. Facebook should have limit on how many times u can change ur relationship status. After 3, it shud default 2 UNSTABLE There is so much drama on Facebook, Im surprised that they dont have an awards show When I die, I want someone to keep updating my Facebook status to freak people out.

Boy proposing to girl: The day Il go on my knees for another girl is day Il tie shoe lace for our daughter. If ever in life u love 2 ppl at same time, go for 2nd person. If u really evr loved 1st person,u would never fall in love again. Boy: Can you just listen to me? Girl: Wat? Boy: I like u n I think thers somthng missing in my hart. Girl: I think its an E. Girl: U r like a drug to me. Boy: y, bcoz you're hooked to me? Girl: No, bcoz u r ruining my life. Girl: What do you usually do when Im gone? Boy: Wait for you to come back. Boy: Yr teeth r like stars. Girl: Awww...thanks. R dey that pretty? Boy: No, dey r far apart from each other. Krak: What is the difference between Liability & Asset? Jak: A drunk guy is a Liability and a drunk girl is an Asset! Rock: We are all in the same game just different levels. Dealing with the same hell, just different devils. Crack: I m not SRK fan. But consider tat slap was 4rm evryone who wasted their money watching Tees Maar Khan! What did the mother broom say to the baby broom? It's time to go to sweep. Sweet Love: Boy: Can I hold ur hand? Girl: No. Boy: Why not? Girl: Bcoz it hurts when u leave it. hehehhehehehehehehehehheheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee nothing just joking I want 2 share everythng vth u. ur JOYS,ur SADNESS,ur HAPPY MOMENTS, evry single second of day. Let us start with ur ATM Password 1st Teacher: Which was the first silent film in Urdu? Pappu: If the film was silent, how could you know it was in Urdu! Do you know y women love to SEND SMS? Because it forces men to read stuff they would never listen to in person Most touching lines said by true lover 2 his love while Break up: Of all lies u told me,I Love u was my Favourite Wives are magicians, they can change anything into an argument! Dear Math, I m sick n tired of finding ur X. Just accept fact tat she is gone. Move on, Dude! Women's tongues and men's eyes rest only when they die! Can a woman make you a millionaire? Yes! Only if you are a billionaire. We all make mistakes in our life. But WIFE and BOSS only has art of finding it, remembering it and reminding it If couples who are in love r cald Love Birds, Then couples who always argue, should be called Angry Birds Will be ready in 5 minutes of a woman and Will call you back in 5 minutes of a man are the same Don't mix between my personality and my attitude because my personality is ME and my attitude depends on YOU. Lazy fact #254946156. You were too lazy to read that number. Quote on a husband T-Shirt: All girls are devils; But my wife is the queen of all of them Global Recession n Financial Crisis hav bcom so critical n serious now a days tat majority of the men have started loving their own wives What is love? In Math, it's a problem. In History, it's a battle. In Science, it's a reaction. In Art, it's a heart. PAINTING: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather and exposing them to the critic! My wife says I never take her anywhere expensive. So I took her to the gas station. I love my six pack so much that I protect it with a layer of fat. Warning to all wives: If you don't treat your husband well, someone else will! Trust is the most important part of a relationship.You must be 100% sure that she won't tell your wife As Steve Jobs is now in Heaven, the Apsaras are now called Items! Wives are magicians, they can change anything into an argument Women's tongues and men's eyes rest only when they die Next year, the Kingfisher calendar will be even better since they don't have money to buy even bikinis for models. Can a woman make you a millionaire?Yes! Only if you are a billionaire. Why do girls look beautiful? Is it real or due to make-up?All false, girls look beautiful because boys have good imagination. An intelligent wife is one who makes sure she spends so much that her husband can't afford another woman. PIZZA always confuses me:Square box,Round pizza,Triangle slices Okay. Okay. Okay. Aaalright. Okay. Okay, Bye. Okay. Bye. Okay. Okay..Crack on the phone with wife Height of hygiene:A computer student washing his hands with Dettol after removing a virus from his system. Routine of Holidays:Sleep till you are hungry;Eat till you are sleepy. We all make mistakes in our life.But WIFE and BOSS only has art of finding it, remembering it and reminding it. I signed up for a well known diet plan. So far, all I've lost 1000 bucks. If couples who are in love are called Love Birds;Then couples who always argue, should be called Angry Birds Will be ready in 5 minutes of a woman and Will call you back in 5 minutes of a man are the same. A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail. Dont mix between my personality and my attitude because my personality is ME and my attitude depends on YOU. Lazy fact 254946156. You were too lazy to read that number Quote on a husbands T-Shirt:All girls are devils;But my wife is the queen of all of them. Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood. What is the difference between Bird Flu and Swine Flu?For Bird Flu you need tweetment and for Swine Flu you need oinkment. Who is a Psychiatrist?A qualified person who gives u an expensive & critical analysis abt urself, wich ur spouse gives you for free, daily Global Recession n Financial Crisis hav b com so critical n serious now a days tat majority of men hav started loving their own wives Boy: I L U,Girl: Can u please spell it out just makes it more Spl,Boy:Im Leaving You Prito: Dont u recognize me? Jeeto: No. Prito: but Im quite wel known in Movies. Jeeto: O,wher do u usually sit? A 3 legged dog walks in2 a saloon in Old West. He slides up to bar n announces: I'm looking for the man who shot my paw. I would like to be a volcano... smoke all day and people say... look he is working! Da mor I learn da mor I get 2 know, Da mor I know da more I 4get, Da mor I 4get les I know,so y shud I b learning?? A Student writes letter via telegram 2 his Dad. It goes... No fun,send money,ur Son! Dad write bak sayng...so sad,2 bad,ur Dad! Bored????Go to strangers wedding n scream,Dont marry him or her.I stil love u Boy to Gym coach: I wanna impress dis cute girl m gonna meet in 3 days which machine should I use? Coach:Use ATM machine The probability of a topic coming in exam increases exponentially, if one decides to leave the topic completely Tea: Tel me 3Tenses with Example Boy: I Saw ur Daughter Yesterday Past We are in Love Now (Present) We Will Run Away Tomorw (Future) Wt is Swarg? usa Salary,German car,Chinese Food n India Wife. What is Nark? usa Wife, German Food, Chinese Car n Indian Salary U r one of the most CUTE persons in the world. Just a second, Dont misunderstand. CUTE means: Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere Two snakes meet each other First snake:I hope I am not poisonous. Second snake:Why? First snake:Because I bit my lip. What iS The OppisiTe Of Nokia? Any Guess NoT To WorrY ans: yeskia What will Microsoft name its new software related to cricketer.. ms dhoni Who walks with us through the difficult path of life? Mom dad? Husband Wife ? Friends ? No what? foot wear Which is the oldest Animal in the World? Give up? Well its, Zebra Because it is still Black and White and not in Color Alcohol contains female PROOF after drnkng 1.male talk unnecessarily, 2.become over emotional 3.drive badly 4.Fight 4 nothing The Best Definition Of WORK A Place Where Officially ADULTS Go And Behave Like CHILDREN. Boss:Iam giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs2000,isit ok? X:u r great sir Starting salary is ok but, How much is DRIVING salary Amazing News, The Japanese Have produced a camera.That has such a fast shutter speed, It can take a picture Of a Woman With Her mouth shut Man needs a, Beautiful wife, Intelligent wife, Loving wife, Adjusting wife, n cooperative wife But its sad that law allows only 1 wife Consequences in America, A girl rushed over to her husband.. Darling, My children and your children are beating our children. Do you know the full form of COLLEGE C.Come, O.On, L.Lets, L.Love, E.Each, G.Girl, E.Equally Thats why boys go to college Devils challenged angels 2 a game of cricket. We have all the cricketers, Said the angels Devils:no problem v have all the umpires The Law Says If U Cant Convince Them Then Atleast Confuse Them Do U Know Which Law It Is? Dis Is Law Of Answering In Examination I am not scared of Proposing a girl, But I am scared about. What would happen If She agrees Doctor: You are in good health.You ll live to be eighty. Patient: But, Doctor, I am 80 right now. Doctor: See, What did I tell you. I Looked For You Up Down Left Right Here There Everywhere Just To spray MORTEIN I am a killer, I kill people for money, But you are my friend, I KILL YOU FOR FREE Its to hard to lose someone who is 100% loving 98% friendly 95% cute 93% sweet 90% talented only, Thats me. Old man asked wife. Do u feel sad when u c me running behind young girls? Wife:No not at all, Even dogs chase cars but they cant drive it If you really want to know the meaning of life? Then Then Look in the Dictionary

Holi:- The festival of colors is here again in all its glory,so lets b 2gther & celebr8 We would be delighted to have you join us as we celebrate the festival of colors Calling U forth 2 celebrate 2gthr d bright & colorful festival!Come join us!! Hey d excitng fest of Holi is here & m ready to paint u all wt colors!Cm join us Color,Laddoo,Thandai..Hay am all ready for Holi,Come over and add to the Fun! Sending you the colors of joy and happiness on HOLI and wishing you all the best Lets spread the feeling of Love and Togethernes on this festival of colors! Yeh hai rangon ki bauchaar jisse bachna hai bekaar! Happy Holi mere yaar! Kaamna hai ki Holi ka ye tyohar apke ghar dher sari Khushiyaan laye!Holi munarak Chali pichkari uda hai gulal,banke hai ghata..mann jhoom utha!Happy Holi! Dekho ai Holi,Rang lai Holi,Rang chalke hai neele hare lal!Happy Holi mere Yaar! On ths Joyuous day sending u warm wishes!May fun filled exciting moments be wt U Enjoy to ur hearts content and celebrate in all style! Holi hai bhai Holi! Get all soaked in bucket full of fun,splash d colors of joy today as its Holi!! Splash in d color of fun,enjoy d yummy food! May ur life be as colorful as Holi! May this joyous festival color your life! Wishing u a Happy Holi. Soak ur Beloved with Colours of Holi and Enjoy it with Full Masti!Happy Holi! When love is in the air, you know it is time to celebrate Holi!Happy Holi! My Dil wishes ki tum raho sada khush tumhari HOLI ho rangeen aur har ek din! Aapka aangan vasant utsav ke rango se bhar jaye yahi hai aapke liye holi ki dua!

Good night:- welcome 2 Gud ni8 Restaurant Menu: cool pillow cool bed hot blanket Discount on bill; free sweet dreams. GUD NI8 A Big Goood Ni8 2 my Sweet loving sugar coated choco mallow milky shaky honey dipped cheez melting orange juicy pepperoni Friend. Shut Down ur Eyes, Log On Some Memories, Download Some Dreams, Save Some Joys Delete All Your Sorrows. Have A Nice Sleep. When Nights r long n Friends r few, I sit by my Window n think of u a silent whisper a silent tear with all my Heart i wish u were here. A superb frndship line.. "I want u 2 b with me only two times in my life". "Now Forever" gudnite Good Night Yummy Yummy Nite Keep Smiling and enjoy deep sleep thanks God bless you. Zindagi main kamyabi ki MANZIL k liye KHWAB zaruri hain or khwab dekhne k liye NEEND to apni MANZIL ki pehli sirhi charho Or SO JAO GuD NITE ItS the time to Get sOme nIce dreams have sOund Sleep and Get ur dreams. DREAMS Are Like STARS, You May Never Touch THEM But If You Follow THEM THEY Will LEAD You To Your DESTINY Good Night. Close Ur Eyes Save All The Memories In Your Heart,Think Of All Beautiful Things In Your Life And Surrender Yourself To GOOD NIGHT

Raat khamosh hai chand khamosh hai,Par dil mein shor ho raha hai,Kahi aisa to nahi ek pyara sa DOST bina Good night kahe so raha hai If you feel little bored,little sick,little sad,all lost, yoU know whts wrong yoU are suffering from lack or Vitamin Good Night Wash ur face n wash ur feet, Now its time 2 go to sleep ur eyes r weak n mouth cannot speak Hope dis nite will b nice n sweet.Good Night Sweetest part in life is to carry all the memories in life. But Toughest part iz 2 say good bye 2 the person who iz behind those memories. Sun would not be red Sea would not be blue I would not be happy Without disturbing u. Good Night Since ur eyes are looking tired Let your eye lashes hug each other for few hours. Happy journey into the world of dreams GOOD NIGHT. Good night,my dear The long day died In sunset afterglow The faint,far candles of the sky Were lighted long ago. What makes some people dearer is not just the happiness that we feel when v meet them but emptiness v feel when they r not around us.gud n8

Love:- Minimum love is friendship; Maximum friendship is love. It is a risk to love. What if it doesn't work out? Ah, but what if it does. Without respect, love is lost. Without care, life is boring. Without honesty, love is unhappy. Without trust, love is unstable. Its not that I wanna be the only person in your life. I just wanna be the only one that actually matters. Sweet Love: Boy: Can I hold ur hand? Girl: No. Boy: Why not? Girl: Bcoz it hurts when u leave it. A love without reasons is the most beautiful one.. A goodbye without reasons is the most painful one. Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop. Love is like the wind, you cant see it but you can feel it. Patience & Silence r Powerful Energies. Patience Makes u Mentally Strong. Silence Makes u Emotionally Strong. Have A Strong & Healthy life! Don?t Lower your Goals To The Level of Your Abilities, Instead, Raise Your Abilities To The Height of Your Goals Humans tell the TRUTH in TWO situations: ONE: to SAVE ?WHAT? they are LOSING, TWO: when they have ?NOTHING? to loose If you can?t fly, Run! If you can,t run, Walk! If you can?t walk, Crawl! But keep moving towards you Goal. That?s true life!) The weakest part of a relation comes when one of the person has to give explanation to prove the trust??.! Fog challenges human sight to look across it. Likewise, our destinations are hidden by the fog of our own sight. Rise, chase n win.! Starting a new day, Starting a new life, Starting a new page, In the Endless Book of Life. Your words of love steal someone's heart, but you don't know that your heart is already stolen by me, check it! god in heaven, god above please protect the one i love, sent with a smile, sealed with a kiss, i love the one who is reading this.. Dont find love.let love find you.That's why it's called falling in love coz you dont force yourself to fall- you just do! To live this life I need a heartbeat, to have a heartbeat I need a heart, to have a heart I need happiness and to have happiness I need you! Since love grows within you, so beauty grows. For love is the beauty of d soul.

My love for you is a journey; Starting at forever, And ending at never. One word frees us Of all the weight and pain in life, That word is Love. Love is like war, Easy to begin but hard to end. I m sending u 3 little hearts 2 remind u 3 things, I m HERE, I CARE and i MISS U Its not being in luv dat makes me happy bt being in luv wth U dat makes me Happy I Love U I Love U I Love U Don?t be so confused, I love other alphabets too!! Let A Smile Be Your Umbrella, And You?ll End Up With A Face Full Of Rain Being deeply loved by some1 gives u strength; lovng some1 deeply gives u courage Never ask y I love u, just accept dat I do,& dat I l 4 d rest of my life! I Love you with the breath, the smiles and the tears of all my life. I love two things, A rose & u. A rose 4 a short while, But you d rest of my life Is that love I see in your eyes, Or merely a reflection of mine? Good days come often, Bad days do too, But the best days only come when m with u Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in heaven know I need you! Unless u speak from heart, u cant touch anyone's heart...! Love me for a reason, & let the reason be love! :) When you love someone all your saved up wishes start coming out. Luv is a promise,luv is a souvenir,once given, nvr forgoten,nvr let it disappear We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect luv Sometimes the one thing you are looking for is the one thing you can't see.. It's so easy to fall in love but hard to find someone who will catch you. Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before! Within you, I lose myself, without u, I find myself, searching to be lost again! Love is but d discovery of ourselves in others, and the delight in d recognition Love is d state in which man sees things; most widely different from what they r No, there's nothing half so sweet in life as love's young dream. Of all pains, the greatest pain, Is to love, and to love in vain. Love is like the truth, sometimes it prevails, sometimes it hurts. If the only place where I could see you was in my dreams, I'd sleep forever. Those who love deeply never grow old;they may die of old age, but they die young

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