THE BLAH STORY Volume 8
NIGEL TOMM
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C H A P T E R 8
T H E B L A H S T O R Y
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Then blah again to blah this time, where she blah blah with arty blah and blah in blah, took
blah the simple blah, and wrote some blah blah poetry, supposedly the blah of a blah blah blah on
the blah of the blah blah title My Blah Story:
Blah me. Blame you.
Blah you. About you. You blame me. Blah you.
I blah as you or blah by blah,
You know. You blah. You blah it out of blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah, a blah,
Blah in blah.
Discovers blah and circles
Into blah. ‘My eyes,’ I scream.
And blah. There is. A blah blah blah.
On other blah. I see a blah.
Too blah, too blah blah blah.
As everything is blah.
Except my blah.
She blah.
I blah. I cannot blah.
‘Stop blah,’ he blah
And something changes,
Snaps into blah.
Back into blah. I lock the blah.
In locked blah,
Blah locked blah.
Forms changing other blah.
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My blah. It blah blah sharply.
Blah themselves in empty busses
Phones are blah. They are.
Too fixed. Too blah.
Too fixed. Too blah.
I start a blah. This time.
A real blah. You know.
I can. I can fix it. I can.
I blah it.
‘This is a real blah,’ somebody blah.
Clouds blah. Clouds are blah blah.
In blah directions.
Into blah.
In blah directions.
Into blah.
And blah without a single blah.
They know. They lose. Directions.
Aren’t they blah?
I ask. Nobody listens. Nobody blah.
Then music stops. I stop.
I’m stopping blah. In motion.
Motionless blah. Stands up. And goes.
As usual. For blah business.
Motion stops.
Alive. And deadly. Blah.
I’d blah. Between two hours.
There are blah. And blah.
All day I blah.
Without a blah. Your blah. You know?
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Don’t blah. Please blah.
Now I’m driving blah.
North. South. Blah.
It doesn’t blah. Now blah is blah.
Among five roads I’m feeling blah.
Around cool houses
People open doors. They blah.
I like to blah. As they are looking.
Now I’m sleeping. Blah blah blah.
I started to awake by the blah.
New blah.
New color.
Is it green? It is.
Around them.
I can see. I blah.
‘Why do you blah?’ he blah.
‘Why do you blah?’ I blah.
We blah. We’ll blah blah happiness.
We’ll blah blah.
As hours run in steady blah.
I saw three elephants.
They blah. In happiness.
Three white elephants. They blah.
In pink color. They blah blah.
I blah.
In a blah.
By the blah blah. White elephants.
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Without pink eyes. They blah.
I blah white elephants.
In winter.
On the snow.
White snow. White elephants.
They blah.
I blah. Around one perfect sunshine.
Blah people always blah.
Blah blah, blah blah.
They blah of blah blah sizes.
Too big. Too small.
For blah. For me.
Blah blah for you.
And we were blah. And we’re blah.
Cool blah?
Yeah, maybe. Maybe.
I say some blah blah words.
I say, ‘I love you!’
You put an answer on my blah.
It hurts. The pain. It blah.
You blah. I cannot scream.
Remember? No. I guess.
I blah. Again.
I say, ‘Blah blah.’
It’s just a sound. Or blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I say, ‘Blah me. Blame me again.’
You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
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Love me. You say.
I say, ‘Oh.’
You say. I blah.
Two words. You say. I say, ‘Blah you.’
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say. I blah.
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Bye.’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Why?’
You say. You blah.
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
I say, ‘I blah.’ I see.
You say, ‘You blah.’ You see.
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
Your words. I said. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
You say, ‘I blah blah you!’
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
Blah blah. Blah blah.
You say.
I say.
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
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I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
I blah one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘May I?’
Blah. Blah blah in blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
I say, ‘I blah.’ I see you blah.
I say, ‘No.’
Blah. Blah blah in blah.
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
Blah. Blah blah in blah.
Now it’s time.
You say, ‘I blah. I blah with you.’
Again.
I blah. Again.
I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
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You say.
Two words. You say. I say, ‘Blah you.’
Love me. You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say. I blah.
Hit me. I say.
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say. I blah.
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
I say, ‘I blah.’ I see.
You say, ‘You blah.’ You see.
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
You say, ‘I blah blah you!’
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
Blah blah. Blah blah.
You say.
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I say.
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah. Somebody stops.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
Blah. Blah blah in blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
I blah you. I say, ‘I blah.’ I see you blah.
I say, ‘Oh.’
Blah. Blah blah in blah.
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Now it’s time.
You say, ‘I blah blah blah you.’
Again. It’s 13:45 now.
I blah. Again.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
T H E B L A H S T O R Y
11
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Hit me. I say.
You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
Love me. You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say. I blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
Two words. You say. I say, ‘Blah you.’
You say. I blah.
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I saw. I say, ‘May I?’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
I say, ‘I blah.’ I see.
You say, ‘You blah.’ You see.
I saw. I say, ‘Maybe.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
You say, ‘I blah blah you!’
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
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Blah blah. Blah blah.
You say.
I say.
Blah. Blah blah in blah.
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
Blah. Blah blah in blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
I say, ‘I blah.’ I see you blah.
I say, ‘Oh.’
Blah. Blah blah in blah.
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
Don’t you?
They blah. You blah.
You say, ‘I blah blah blah you.’
Again. It’s 13:46 now.
T H E B L A H S T O R Y
13
I blah. Again.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
He hits me. I say, ‘Hit me, baby. Click me, please.’
You say.
Two words. You say. I say, ‘Blah you.’
Love me. You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say. I blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say. I blah.
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I saw. I say, ‘Maybe.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
I say, ‘I blah.’ I see.
You say, ‘You blah.’ You see.
I saw. I say, ‘May I?’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
You say, ‘I blah blah you!’
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I say. I say, ‘I do.’
Blah blah. Blah blah.
You say.
I say.
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah. begins.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
Blah. Blah blah in blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
You say, ‘I really blah you!’
You say, ‘You don’t!’
Blah. Blah blah in blah.
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Now it’s time.
You say, ‘I blah blah blah you.’
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15
Again. It’s 13:47 now.
You blah. Again.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
Love me. You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say. I blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say. I blah.
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
You say. You blah.
I saw. I say, ‘Maybe.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
I say, ‘I blah.’ I see.
You say, ‘You blah.’ You see.
I saw. I say, ‘May I?.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
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Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
You say, ‘I blah blah you!’
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
Blah blah. Blah blah.
You say.
I say.
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah. Somebody stops.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
Blah. Blah blah in blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
Blah. Blah blah in blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I say, ‘Oh.’
Blah. Blah blah in blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
You say, ‘I really blah blah you!’
You say, ‘You don’t!’
Blah. Blah blah in blah.
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Now it’s time.
T H E B L A H S T O R Y
17
You say, ‘I blah blah you.’
Again. Again. It’s 13:48 now.
You said something.
I said, ‘I do!’
You say. I blah.
You hit me. One. Two. Three. Times. Time goes. I say.
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say. I blah.
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I saw. I say, ‘Maybe?’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
I say, ‘I blah.’ I see.
You say, ‘You blah.’ You see.
I saw. I say, ‘Not this time.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
You say, ‘I blah blah you!’
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
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Blah blah. Blah blah.
You say.
I say.
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
I say, ‘I blah.’ I see you blah.
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Now it’s time.
You say, ‘I blah blah blah you.’
Again.
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I blah. Again.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
You hit me. One. Two. Three. Times. Time goes. I say.
You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
Love me. You say.
Two words. You say. I say, ‘Blah you.’
You say. I blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say. I blah.
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
I say, ‘I blah.’ I see.
You say, ‘You blah.’ You see.
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
You say, ‘I blah blah you!’
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I say. I say, ‘I do.’
Blah blah. Blah blah.
You say.
I say.
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah. Somebody stops.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
I say, ‘I blah.’ I see you blah.
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Now it’s time.
You say, ‘I blah blah blah you.’
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21
It’s 13:49 now. Again.
I blah. Again.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Two words. You say. I say, ‘Blah you.’
You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
Love me. You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say. I blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say. I blah.
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
I say, ‘I blah.’ I see.
You say, ‘You blah.’ You see.
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
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Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
You say, ‘I blah blah you!’
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
Blah blah. Blah blah.
You say.
I say.
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
I say, ‘I blah.’ I see you blah.
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Now it’s time.
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You say, ‘I blah blah blah you.’
It’s 13:51 now. Again.
I blah. Again.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say.
Two words. You say. I say, ‘Blah you.’
Love me. You say.
You hit me. One. Two. Three. Times. Time goes. I say.
You say. I blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say. I blah.
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
I say, ‘I blah.’ I see.
You say, ‘You blah.’ You see.
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
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My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
You say, ‘I blah blah you!’
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
Blah blah. Blah blah.
You say.
I say.
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah. Somebody stops.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
You say, ‘I really blah you!’
You say, ‘You don’t!’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
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I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Now it’s time.
You say, ‘I blah blah blah you.’
Again. It’s 13:52 now.
You blah. Again.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
Love me. You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say. I blah.
Hit me. I say. I wait.
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say. I blah.
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
I say, ‘I blah.’ I see.
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You say, ‘You blah.’ You see.
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
You say, ‘I blah blah you!’
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
Blah blah. Blah blah.
You say.
I say.
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah. Somebody stops.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
You say, ‘I really blah blah you!’
You say, ‘You don’t!’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
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27
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Now it’s time.
You say, ‘I blah blah you.’
Again. It’s 13:53 now.
Again. It’s 13:54 now.
Again. It’s 13:55 now.
Again. It’s 13:56 now.
I blah. Again.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Hit me. I say. I wait.
You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
Love me. You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say. I blah.
Two words. You say. I say, ‘Blah you.’
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say. I blah.
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
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I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
I say, ‘I blah.’ I see.
You say, ‘You blah.’ You see.
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
You say, ‘I blah blah you!’
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
Blah blah. Blah blah.
You say.
I say.
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
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Blah blah. Blah blah.
I say, ‘I blah.’ I see you blah.
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
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My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
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N I G E L T O M M
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N I G E L T O M M
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35
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N I G E L T O M M
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N I G E L T O M M
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N I G E L T O M M
40
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41
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N I G E L T O M M
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43
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
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It’s 13:51 now. Again.
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You say blah blah.
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45
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You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
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Love me. You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
N I G E L T O M M
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You say. I blah.
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
47
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N I G E L T O M M
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You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
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49
You say.
I say.
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Again.
I blah. Again.
N I G E L T O M M
50
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
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I say. I say, ‘I do.’
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51
Blah blah. Blah blah.
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I say.
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N I G E L T O M M
52
I blah. Again.
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
53
You say, ‘I blah blah you!’
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N I G E L T O M M
54
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
55
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I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
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I say. I say, ‘I do.’
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It’s 13:49 now. Again.
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N I G E L T O M M
86
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
89
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91
I blah. Again.
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N I G E L T O M M
92
You say, ‘I blah blah you!’
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93
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N I G E L T O M M
94
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
95
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N I G E L T O M M
96
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
97
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
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N I G E L T O M M
98
You say, ‘I blah blah you!’
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
99
Again.
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N I G E L T O M M
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
101
Now it’s time.
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It’s 19:05 now. Again.
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I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
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103
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
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It’s 20:05 now. Again.
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N I G E L T O M M
104
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
105
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
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You say, ‘I blah blah blah you.’
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N I G E L T O M M
106
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
107
You say, ‘I really blah blah you!’
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I say. I say, ‘I do.’
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Again. It’s 01:49 now.
Another day. Again.
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I say, ‘Yes, I do!’
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N I G E L T O M M
108
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I say. I say, ‘I do.’
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I say.
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I say, ‘No! You don’t!’
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I say, ‘Oh.’
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I say, ‘Oh, baby!’
You say, ‘Oh, no.’
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I say. I say, ‘I do.’
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You say, ‘I blah blah blah you.’
Again.
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I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say.
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Love me. You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
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But now it’s over.
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I say, ‘No.’
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I say. I say, ‘I do.’
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You say.
I say.
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Blah blah. Blah blah. Somebody stops.
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I say, ‘Oh.’
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I say, ‘Oh, baby.’
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Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
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I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
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Love me. You say.
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I say. I say, ‘I do.’
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I say.
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You say, ‘I blah blah blah you.’
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I say, ‘Oh, baby.’
You say, ‘Oh...’
I say, ‘Oh, baby...’
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Love me. You say.
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I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
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You say, ‘You don’t!’
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I say. I say, ‘I do.’
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I say, ‘Oh.’
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I say, ‘No.’
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Love me. You say.
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I say, ‘No.’
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I say. I say, ‘I do.’
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You say, ‘I blah blah you.’
Again. Again. It’s 13:48 now.
You said something.
I said, ‘I do!’
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You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
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I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
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I say. I say, ‘I do.’
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Again.
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My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
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It’s 13:49 now. Again.
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You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
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I say, ‘No.’
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It’s 13:51 now. Again.
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You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
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Love me. You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
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You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
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You say. I blah.
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Love me. You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
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I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
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You say.
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I say.
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I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
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Love me. You say.
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I say. I say, ‘I do.’
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You blah. Again.
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I say. I say, ‘I do.’
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Again. It’s 14:00. It’s 14:01 now.
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I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
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I say. I say, ‘I do.’
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It’s 13:49 now. Again.
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I blah. Again.
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I say. I say, ‘I do.’
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It’s 13:51 now. Again.
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You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
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You say, ‘I blah blah blah you.’
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You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
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N I G E L T O M M
168
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N I G E L T O M M
172
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N I G E L T O M M
174
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176
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177
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N I G E L T O M M
180
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N I G E L T O M M
182
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183
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185
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N I G E L T O M M
186
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I say. I say, ‘I do.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Now it’s time.
You say, ‘I blah blah blah you.’
Again. It’s 14:23 now.
You blah. Again.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
Love me. You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say. I blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say. I blah.
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
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I say, ‘I blah.’ I see.
You say, ‘You blah.’ You see.
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
You say, ‘I blah blah you!’
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
Blah blah. Blah blah.
You say.
I say.
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah. Somebody stops.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
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Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
You say, ‘I really blah blah you!’
You say, ‘You don’t!’
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I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Now it’s time.
You say, ‘I blah blah you.’
Again. It’s 14:24 now.
Again. It’s 14:25 now.
I’m counting.
Time.
Again. It’s 14:26 now.
I’m counting.
Again. It’s 14:27 now.
You blah. Again.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
Love me. You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say. I blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say. I blah.
You say blah blah.
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I say, ‘No.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
I say, ‘I blah.’ I see.
You say, ‘You blah.’ You see.
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
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Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
You say, ‘I blah blah you!’
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
You say.
I say.
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah. Somebody stops.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘No, you don’t!’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
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Blah blah. Blah blah.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
You say, ‘I really blah blah you!’
You say, ‘You don’t!’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Now it’s time.
You say, ‘I blah blah you.’
Again. It’s 15:05 now.
I blah. Again.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
Love me. You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say. I blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
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You say. I blah.
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
I say, ‘I blah.’ I see.
You say, ‘You blah.’ You see.
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
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Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
You say, ‘I blah blah you!’
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
Blah blah. Blah blah.
You say.
I say.
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I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
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I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
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I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
I say, ‘I blah.’ I see you blah.
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Now it’s time.
You say, ‘I blah blah blah you.’
Again. It’s 16:05 now. Again?
You blah. Again.
I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
Love me. You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say. I blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
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You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say. I blah.
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
I say, ‘I blah.’ I see.
You say, ‘You blah.’ You see.
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
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Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
You say, ‘I blah blah you!’
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
Blah blah. Blah blah.
You say.
I say.
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah. Somebody stops.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
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I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
You say, ‘I really blah you!’
You say, ‘You don’t!’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Now it’s time.
You say, ‘I blah blah blah you.’
Again. It’s 17:05 now.
You blah. Again.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
Love me. You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say. I blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
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You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say. I blah.
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
I say, ‘I blah.’ I see.
You say, ‘You blah.’ You see.
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
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Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
You say, ‘I blah blah you!’
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
Blah blah. Blah blah.
You say.
I say.
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah. Somebody stops.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
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Blah blah. Blah blah.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
You say, ‘I really blah blah you!’
You say, ‘You don’t!’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Now it’s time.
You say, ‘I blah blah you.’
Again. Again. It’s 18:05 now.
You said something.
I said, ‘I do!’
You say. I blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
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You say. I blah.
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
I say, ‘I blah.’ I see.
You say, ‘You blah.’ You see.
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
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Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
You say, ‘I blah blah you!’
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
Blah blah. Blah blah.
You say.
I say.
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
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I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
I say, ‘I blah.’ I see you blah.
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Now it’s time.
You say, ‘I blah blah blah you.’
Again.
I blah. Again.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
Love me. You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say. I blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
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You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say. I blah.
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
I say, ‘I blah.’ I see.
You say, ‘You blah.’ You see.
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
You say, ‘I blah blah you!’
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
Blah blah. Blah blah.
You say.
I say.
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah. Somebody stops.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
N I G E L T O M M
202
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
I say, ‘I blah.’ I see you blah.
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Now it’s time.
You say, ‘I blah blah blah you.’
It’s 19:05 now. Again.
I blah. Again.
I say, ‘Blah blah!’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
You say, ‘I do!’
You say.
You say, ‘I do!’
Love me. You say.
You say, ‘I do!’
You say. I blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
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You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say. I blah.
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
I say, ‘I blah.’ I see.
You say, ‘You blah.’ You see.
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
You say, ‘I blah blah you!’
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
Blah blah. Blah blah.
You say.
I say.
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
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Blah blah. Blah blah.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
I say, ‘I blah.’ I see you blah.
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Now it’s time.
You say, ‘I blah blah blah you.’
It’s 20:05 now. Again.
I blah. Again.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
Love me. You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
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You say. I blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say. I blah.
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
I say, ‘I blah.’ I see.
You say, ‘You blah.’ You see.
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
You say, ‘I blah blah you!’
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
Blah blah. Blah blah.
You say.
I say.
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah. Somebody stops.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
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I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I say, ‘Oh, baby.’
You say, ‘Oh…’
You say, ‘Oh, baby...’
I say, ‘No.’
Blah blah. Blah blah.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
You say, ‘I really blah you!’
You say, ‘You don’t!’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Now it’s time.
You say, ‘I blah blah blah you.’
Again. It’s 21:05 now.
You blah. Again.
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I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say.
You say, ‘I do!’
Love me. You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say. I blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say. I blah.
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
I say, ‘I blah.’ I see.
You say, ‘You blah.’ You see.
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
You say, ‘I blah blah you!’
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
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Blah blah. Blah blah.
You say.
I say.
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah. Somebody stops.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
You say, ‘I really blah blah you!’
You say, ‘You don’t!’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Now it’s time.
You say, ‘I blah blah you.’
Again. It’s 22:05 now.
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Again. It’s 23:07 now.
I’m counting time.
Again. It’s 00:15 now.
I’m counting.
Time.
Again. It’s 01:49 now.
I wake up.
Another day.
Another week.
Another month.
I wake up. And I remember.
Remember? No. I guess.
You blah. Again.
You say, ‘Blah blah.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
Love me. You say.
I say, ‘Oh.’
You say blah blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say some blah blah things.
I can’t remember.
I say, ‘Oh…’
I say, ‘Oh, baby’
You say, ‘Oh…’
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You say, ‘Oh, baby…’
I say, ‘Baby… Baby, no…’
You say, ‘Blah you.’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
I say, ‘I blah about you!’
You say, ‘You blah.’ You see.
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
You say, ‘I blah blah you!’
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
Blah blah. Blah blah.
You say.
I say.
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
Blah. Blah blah in blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
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Blah blah. Blah blah.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I say, ‘Oh.’
Blah. Blah blah in blah.
I say. It’s Blah blah. Blah blah.
I say, ‘I blah.’ I see you blah.
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Now it’s time.
You say, ‘I blah blah blah you.’
Again.
I blah. Again.
I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
Love me. You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say. I blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
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You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say. I blah.
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
I say, ‘I blah.’ I see.
You say, ‘You blah.’ You see.
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
You say, ‘I blah blah you!’
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
Blah blah. Blah blah.
You say.
I say.
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah. Somebody stops.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
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I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I say. It’s Blah blah. Blah blah.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
It’s Blah blah. Blah blah.
I say, ‘I blah.’ I see you blah.
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Now it’s time.
You say, ‘I blah blah blah you.’
Again. It’s 13:45 now.
I blah. Again.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
Love me. You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say. I blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say blah blah.
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I say, ‘No.’
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say. I blah.
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
I say, ‘I blah.’ I see.
You say, ‘You blah.’ You see.
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
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You say, ‘I blah blah you!’
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I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
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Blah blah. Blah blah. Somebody stops.
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I say.
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I blah. Again.
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You say, ‘I blah blah you!’
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
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Again.
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My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
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I say. I say, ‘I do.’
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I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
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I say. I say, ‘I do.’
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I say. I say, ‘I do.’
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I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
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You say, ‘I really blah blah you!’
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I say. I say, ‘I do.’
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I say, ‘Oh, baby… Baby, no.’
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I say, ‘You don’t.’
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I say, ‘No, you don’t.’
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I say. I say, ‘I do.’
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You blah. Again.
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I say. I say, ‘I do.’
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N I G E L T O M M
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N I G E L T O M M
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
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I say, ‘No.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
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You say, ‘You blah.’ You see.
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You say, ‘I blah blah you!’
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
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I say.
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I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
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I say, ‘Oh.’
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I say, ‘Oh.’
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I say. I say, ‘I do.’
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You say, ‘I blah blah blah you.’
Again. It’s 16:05 now.
I blah. Again.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
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Love me. You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
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You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
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You say. I blah.
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I say, ‘No.’
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I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
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You say, ‘I blah blah you!’
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
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You say.
I say.
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Blah blah. Blah blah. Somebody stops.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
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I say, ‘Oh.’
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You say, ‘You don’t!’
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I say. I say, ‘I do.’
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You blah. Again.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
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You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
Love me. You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
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You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
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I say, ‘No.’
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I say. I say, ‘I do.’
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You say.
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I say.
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I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
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You say, ‘You don’t!’
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I say. I say, ‘I do.’
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You say, ‘I blah blah you.’
Again. Again. It’s 18:05 now.
You said something.
I said, ‘I do!’
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You say. I blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
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I say, ‘No.’
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I say, ‘No.’
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I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
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I say.
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I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
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I say. I say, ‘I do.’
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Again.
I blah. Again.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
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Love me. You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
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You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
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I say, ‘No.’
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I say, ‘No.’
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I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
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You say.
I say.
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Blah blah. Blah blah. Somebody stops.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
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I say. I say, ‘I do.’
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You say, ‘I blah blah blah you.’
It’s 19:05 now. Again.
I blah. Again.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
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You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
Love me. You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
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I say, ‘No.’
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I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
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You say, ‘I blah blah you!’
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
Blah blah. Blah blah.
You say.
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I say.
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
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I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
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I say. I say, ‘I do.’
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You say, ‘I blah blah blah you.’
It’s 20:05 now. Again.
I blah. Again.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
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306
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
Love me. You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
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I say, ‘No.’
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I say, ‘No.’
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I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
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I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
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Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
You say, ‘I blah blah you!’
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
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307
Blah blah. Blah blah.
You say.
I say.
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah. Somebody stops.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
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I say, ‘Oh.’
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Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I say, ‘Oh.’
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You say, ‘You don’t!’
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I say. I say, ‘I do.’
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Now it’s time.
You say, ‘I blah blah blah you.’
Again. It’s 21:05 now.
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308
You blah. Again.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
Love me. You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
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You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
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I say, ‘No.’
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I say, ‘No.’
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I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
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You say, ‘You blah.’ You see.
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
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Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
You say, ‘I blah blah you!’
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309
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
Blah blah. Blah blah.
You say.
I say.
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah. Somebody stops.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
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I say, ‘Oh.’
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I say, ‘Oh.’
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You say, ‘I really blah blah you!’
You say, ‘You don’t!’
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I say. I say, ‘I do.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
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You say, ‘I blah blah you.’
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310
Again. It’s 22:05 now.
Again. It’s 23:07 now.
Again. It’s 00:15 now.
Again. It’s 01:49 now.
Another day. Again.
I blah. Again.
I say, ‘Oh, baby.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I say, ‘Oh…’
You say.
I say, ‘Oh, baby.’
Love me. You say.
I say, ‘I love you.’
You say one blah.
I say, ‘Yes, I do!’
You say blah blah.
Please say one blah.
I say, ‘No.’
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say. I blah.
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
I say, ‘Oh, baby!’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘You really do?’
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My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
I say, ‘I blah.’ I see.
You say, ‘You blah.’ You see.
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
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You say, ‘I blah blah you!’
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
Blah blah. Blah blah.
You say.
I say.
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I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘No! You don’t!’
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I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
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Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I say, ‘Oh, baby!’
You say, ‘Oh, no.’
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Blah blah. Blah blah.
I say, ‘I blah.’ I see you blah.
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Now it’s time.
You say, ‘I blah blah blah you.’
Again.
I blah. Again.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
Love me. You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say. I blah.
But now it’s over.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I say, ‘Oh, baby.’
You say, ‘Oh, no.’
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
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You say. I blah.
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
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You say, ‘You blah.’ You see.
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
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You say, ‘I blah blah you!’
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
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You say.
I say.
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
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I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I say, ‘Oh, baby.’
You say, ‘Oh...’
Blah blah. Blah blah.
N I G E L T O M M
314
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
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Blah blah. Blah blah.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I say, ‘Oh.’
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I say, ‘I blah.’ I see you blah.
I say, ‘Oh.’
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I say. I say, ‘I do.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Now it’s time.
You say, ‘I blah blah blah you.’
Again. It’s 13:45 now. Again.
I blah. Again.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
Love me. You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say. I blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
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You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
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You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
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I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
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I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
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You say, ‘I blah blah you!’
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
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You say.
I say.
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I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
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Blah blah. Blah blah.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
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Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I say, ‘Oh.’
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I say, ‘Oh.’
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I say, ‘Oh, baby.’
You say, ‘Oh...’
I say, ‘Oh, baby...’
You say, ‘No.’
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Now it’s time.
You say, ‘I blah blah blah you.’
Again. It’s 13:46 now. Again.
I blah. Again.
I say, ‘Oh, baby.’
You say, ‘Oh...’
I say, ‘Oh, baby...’
You say, ‘No.’
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317
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
Love me. You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
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You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
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I say, ‘No.’
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I say, ‘No.’
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I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
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I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
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You say, ‘I blah blah you!’
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
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Blah blah. Blah blah.
You say.
I say.
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah. Somebody stops.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
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I say, ‘Oh.’
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Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I say, ‘Oh.’
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Blah blah. Blah blah.
You say, ‘I really blah you!’
You say, ‘You don’t!’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Now it’s time.
You say, ‘I blah blah blah you.’
Again. It’s 13:47 now.
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319
You blah. Again. I blah.
You say, ‘Oh, baby.’
I say, ‘Oh.’
You say, ‘Oh, baby...’
I say, ‘No.’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
Love me. You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say. I blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
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You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
I say, ‘I blah.’ I see.
N I G E L T O M M
320
You say, ‘You blah.’ You see.
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
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You say, ‘I blah blah you!’
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
Blah blah. Blah blah.
You say.
I say.
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Blah blah. Blah blah. Somebody stops.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
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Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
I say, ‘I blah.’ I see.
You say, ‘You blah.’ You see.
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
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Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
You say, ‘I blah blah you!’
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
Blah blah. Blah blah.
You say.
I say.
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Blah blah. Blah blah. Somebody stops.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
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I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I say, ‘Oh.’
T H E B L A H S T O R Y
401
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
You say, ‘I really blah blah you!’
You say, ‘You don’t!’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Now it’s time.
You say, ‘I blah blah you.’
Again. Again. It’s 18:05 now.
You said something.
I said, ‘I do!’
You say. I blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say. I blah.
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
N I G E L T O M M
402
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
I say, ‘I blah.’ I see.
You say, ‘You blah.’ You see.
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
You say, ‘I blah blah you!’
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
Blah blah. Blah blah.
You say.
I say.
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I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
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I say, ‘Oh.’
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Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
I say, ‘I blah.’ I see you blah.
T H E B L A H S T O R Y
403
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Now it’s time.
You say, ‘I blah blah blah you.’
Again.
I blah. Again.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
Love me. You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say. I blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say. I blah.
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
N I G E L T O M M
404
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
I say, ‘I blah.’ I see.
You say, ‘You blah.’ You see.
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
You say, ‘I blah blah you!’
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
Blah blah. Blah blah.
You say.
I say.
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Blah blah. Blah blah. Somebody stops.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
T H E B L A H S T O R Y
405
Blah blah. Blah blah.
I say, ‘I blah.’ I see you blah.
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Now it’s time.
You say, ‘I blah blah blah you.’
It’s 19:05 now. Again.
I blah. Again.
I say, ‘Blah blah!’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
You say, ‘I do!’
You say.
You say, ‘I do!’
Love me. You say.
You say, ‘I do!’
You say. I blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say. I blah.
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
N I G E L T O M M
406
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
I say, ‘I blah.’ I see.
You say, ‘You blah.’ You see.
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
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Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
You say, ‘I blah blah you!’
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
Blah blah. Blah blah.
You say.
I say.
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I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
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Blah blah. Blah blah.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I say, ‘Oh.’
T H E B L A H S T O R Y
407
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
I say, ‘I blah.’ I see you blah.
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Now it’s time.
You say, ‘I blah blah blah you.’
It’s 20:05 now. Again.
I blah. Again.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
Love me. You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say. I blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say. I blah.
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
N I G E L T O M M
408
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
I say, ‘I blah.’ I see.
You say, ‘You blah.’ You see.
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
You say, ‘I blah blah you!’
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
Blah blah. Blah blah.
You say.
I say.
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah. Somebody stops.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I say, ‘Oh, baby.’
T H E B L A H S T O R Y
409
You say, ‘Oh…’
You say, ‘Oh, baby...’
I say, ‘No.’
Blah blah. Blah blah.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
You say, ‘I really blah you!’
You say, ‘You don’t!’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Now it’s time.
You say, ‘I blah blah blah you.’
Again. It’s 21:05 now.
You blah. Again.
I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say.
You say, ‘I do!’
Love me. You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say. I blah.
N I G E L T O M M
410
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say. I blah.
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
I say, ‘I blah.’ I see.
You say, ‘You blah.’ You see.
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
You say, ‘I blah blah you!’
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
Blah blah. Blah blah.
You say.
I say.
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah. Somebody stops.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
T H E B L A H S T O R Y
411
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
I blah, ‘I love you!’
I blah, ‘You don’t!’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
You say, ‘I really blah blah you!’
You say, ‘You don’t!’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
Blah blah.
Now it’s time.
You say, ‘I blah blah you.’
Again. It’s 22:05 now.
Again. It’s 23:07 now.
I’m counting time.
Again. It’s 00:15 now.
I’m counting.
Time.
Again. It’s 01:49 now.
I wake up.
Another day.
N I G E L T O M M
412
Another week.
Another month.
Another year.
I wake up. And I still remember.
Hours. Numbers. You.
Remember? Yes, I guess
You blah. Again.
You say, ‘Blah blah.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
Love me. You say.
I say, ‘Oh.’
You say blah blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say some blah blah things.
I can’t remember.
I say, ‘Oh…’
I say, ‘Oh, baby’
You say, ‘Oh…’
You say, ‘Oh, baby…’
I say, ‘Baby… Baby, no…’
You say, ‘Blah you.’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
T H E B L A H S T O R Y
413
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
I say, ‘I blah about you!’
You say, ‘You blah.’ You see.
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
You say, ‘I blah blah you!’
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
Blah blah. Blah blah.
You say.
I say.
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
N I G E L T O M M
414
I say, ‘I blah.’ I see you blah.
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Now it’s time.
You say, ‘I blah blah blah you.’
Again.
I blah. Again.
I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
Love me. You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say. I blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say. I blah.
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
T H E B L A H S T O R Y
415
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
I say, ‘I blah.’ I see.
You say, ‘You blah.’ You see.
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
You say, ‘I blah blah you!’
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
Blah blah. Blah blah.
You say.
I say.
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah. Somebody stops.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
N I G E L T O M M
416
Blah blah. Blah blah.
I say, ‘I blah.’ I see you blah.
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Now it’s time.
You say, ‘I blah blah blah you.’
Again. It’s 13:45 now.
I blah. Again.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
Love me. You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say. I blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say. I blah.
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
T H E B L A H S T O R Y
417
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
I say, ‘I blah.’ I see.
You say, ‘You blah.’ You see.
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
You say, ‘I blah blah you!’
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
Blah blah. Blah blah.
You say.
I say.
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
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Blah blah. Blah blah.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
N I G E L T O M M
418
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
I say, ‘I blah.’ I see you blah.
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Now it’s time.
You say, ‘I blah blah blah you.’
Again. It’s 13:46 now.
I blah. Again.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
Love me. You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say. I blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say. I blah.
You say blah blah.
T H E B L A H S T O R Y
419
I say, ‘No.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
I say, ‘I blah.’ I see.
You say, ‘You blah.’ You see.
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
You say, ‘I blah blah you!’
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
Blah blah. Blah blah.
You say.
I say.
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah. Somebody stops.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
N I G E L T O M M
420
Blah blah. Blah blah.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
You say, ‘I really blah you!’
You say, ‘You don’t!’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Now it’s time.
You say, ‘I blah blah blah you.’
Again. It’s 13:47 now.
You blah. Again.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
Love me. You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say. I blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
T H E B L A H S T O R Y
421
You say. I blah.
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
I say, ‘I blah.’ I see.
You say, ‘You blah.’ You see.
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
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Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
You say, ‘I blah blah you!’
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
Blah blah. Blah blah.
You say.
I say.
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah. Somebody stops.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
N I G E L T O M M
422
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
You say, ‘I really blah blah you!’
You say, ‘You don’t!’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Now it’s time.
You say, ‘I blah blah you.’
Again. Again. It’s 13:48 now.
You said something.
I said, ‘I do!’
You say. I blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say. I blah.
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
T H E B L A H S T O R Y
423
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
I say, ‘I blah.’ I see.
You say, ‘You blah.’ You see.
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
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You say, ‘I blah blah you!’
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
Blah blah. Blah blah.
You say.
I say.
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
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I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
N I G E L T O M M
424
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
I say, ‘I blah.’ I see you blah.
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Now it’s time.
You say, ‘I blah blah blah you.’
Again.
I blah. Again.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
Love me. You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say. I blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say. I blah.
You say blah blah.
T H E B L A H S T O R Y
425
I say, ‘No.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
I say, ‘I blah.’ I see.
You say, ‘You blah.’ You see.
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
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You say, ‘I blah blah you!’
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
Blah blah. Blah blah.
You say.
I say.
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah. Somebody stops.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
N I G E L T O M M
426
Blah blah. Blah blah.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I say, ‘Oh.’
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I say, ‘I blah.’ I see you blah.
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Now it’s time.
You say, ‘I blah blah blah you.’
It’s 13:49 now. Again.
I blah. Again.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
Love me. You say.
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It’s 13:51 now. Again.
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
429
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N I G E L T O M M
430
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
431
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N I G E L T O M M
432
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
433
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N I G E L T O M M
434
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Again.
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I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
T H E B L A H S T O R Y
435
You say.
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N I G E L T O M M
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I blah. Again.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
T H E B L A H S T O R Y
437
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
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I say. I say, ‘I do.’
N I G E L T O M M
438
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You say, ‘I blah blah blah you.’
Blah. It’s 13:58 now.
T H E B L A H S T O R Y
439
I blah. Again.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
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You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
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N I G E L T O M M
440
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
441
Again. It’s 13:59 now.
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Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
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N I G E L T O M M
442
I say.
You say, ‘I blah blah you!’
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
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I say. I say, ‘I do.’
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
443
You say, ‘I blah blah you.’
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You said something.
I said, ‘I do!’
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I say. I say, ‘I do.’
N I G E L T O M M
444
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Again.
T H E B L A H S T O R Y
445
I blah. Again.
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N I G E L T O M M
446
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
447
It’s 13:49 now. Again.
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N I G E L T O M M
448
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
449
Now it’s time.
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It’s 13:51 now. Again.
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N I G E L T O M M
450
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
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I say. I say, ‘I do.’
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
451
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
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N I G E L T O M M
452
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
453
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
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You say, ‘I blah blah you.’
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Again. It’s 14:04 now.
Again. It’s 14:05 now.
Again. It’s 14:06 now.
Remember? No. I guess.
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N I G E L T O M M
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
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N I G E L T O M M
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
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N I G E L T O M M
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
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N I G E L T O M M
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
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N I G E L T O M M
468
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
469
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N I G E L T O M M
470
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
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N I G E L T O M M
472
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
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N I G E L T O M M
474
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
475
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N I G E L T O M M
476
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
477
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N I G E L T O M M
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
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N I G E L T O M M
480
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
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N I G E L T O M M
482
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
483
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N I G E L T O M M
484
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
485
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N I G E L T O M M
486
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
487
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N I G E L T O M M
488
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
489
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N I G E L T O M M
490
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
491
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N I G E L T O M M
492
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
493
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N I G E L T O M M
494
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
495
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N I G E L T O M M
496
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
497
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N I G E L T O M M
498
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
499
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N I G E L T O M M
500
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
501
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N I G E L T O M M
502
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
503
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N I G E L T O M M
504
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
505
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N I G E L T O M M
506
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I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Now it’s time.
You say, ‘I blah blah blah you.’
It’s 19:05 now. Again.
I blah. Again.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
Love me. You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say. I blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
T H E B L A H S T O R Y
507
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say. I blah.
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
I say, ‘I blah.’ I see.
You say, ‘You blah.’ You see.
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
You say, ‘I blah blah you!’
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
Blah blah. Blah blah.
You say.
I say.
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
N I G E L T O M M
508
Blah blah. Blah blah.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
I say, ‘I blah.’ I see you blah.
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Now it’s time.
You say, ‘I blah blah blah you.’
It’s 20:05 now. Again.
I blah. Again.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
Love me. You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
T H E B L A H S T O R Y
509
You say. I blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say. I blah.
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
I say, ‘I blah.’ I see.
You say, ‘You blah.’ You see.
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
You say, ‘I blah blah you!’
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
Blah blah. Blah blah.
You say.
I say.
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah. Somebody stops.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
N I G E L T O M M
510
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
You say, ‘I really blah you!’
You say, ‘You don’t!’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Now it’s time.
You say, ‘I blah blah blah you.’
Again. It’s 21:05 now.
You blah. Again.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
Love me. You say.
T H E B L A H S T O R Y
511
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say. I blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
I say, ‘I do!’
You say. I blah.
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
I say, ‘I blah.’ I see.
You say, ‘You blah.’ You see.
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
You say, ‘I blah blah you!’
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
Blah blah. Blah blah.
You say.
I say.
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
N I G E L T O M M
512
Blah blah. Blah blah. Somebody stops.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
You say, ‘I really blah blah you!’
You say, ‘You don’t!’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Now it’s time.
You say, ‘I blah blah you.’
Again. It’s 22:05 now.
Again. It’s 23:07 now.
Again. It’s 00:15 now.
Again. It’s 01:49 now.
Another day. Again.
T H E B L A H S T O R Y
513
I blah. Again.
I say, ‘Oh, baby.’
Blah. Blah blah in blah.
I say, ‘Oh…’
You say.
I say, ‘Oh, baby.’
Love me. You say.
I say, ‘I love you.’
You say one blah.
I say, ‘Yes, I do!’
You say blah blah.
Please say one blah.
I say, ‘No.’
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say. I blah.
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
I say, ‘Oh, baby!’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘You really do?’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
I say, ‘I blah.’ I see.
You say, ‘You blah.’ You see.
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
N I G E L T O M M
514
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
You say, ‘I blah blah you!’
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
Blah blah. Blah blah.
You say.
I say.
Blah. Blah blah in blah.
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘No! You don’t!’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I say, ‘Oh, baby!’
You say, ‘Oh, no.’
Blah blah. Blah blah.
I say, ‘I blah.’ I see you blah.
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
T H E B L A H S T O R Y
515
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Now it’s time.
You say, ‘I blah blah blah you.’
Again.
I blah. Again.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
Love me. You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say. I blah.
Blah it’s over. Now.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I say, ‘Oh, baby.’
You say, ‘Oh, no.’
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say. I blah.
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
N I G E L T O M M
516
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
I say, ‘I blah.’ I see.
You say, ‘You blah.’ You see.
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
You say, ‘I blah blah you!’
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
Blah blah. Blah blah.
You say.
I say.
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah. Somebody stops.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I say, ‘Oh, baby.’
You say, ‘Oh...’
Blah blah. Blah blah.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I say, ‘Oh.’
T H E B L A H S T O R Y
517
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
I say, ‘I blah.’ I see you blah.
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Now it’s time.
You say, ‘I blah blah blah you.’
Again. It’s 13:45 now. Again.
I blah. Again.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
Love me. You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say. I blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say. I blah.
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
N I G E L T O M M
518
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
I say, ‘I blah.’ I see.
You say, ‘You blah.’ You see.
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
You say, ‘I blah blah you!’
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
Blah blah. Blah blah.
You say.
I say.
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
T H E B L A H S T O R Y
519
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
I say, ‘I blah.’ I see you blah.
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I say, ‘Oh, baby.’
You say, ‘Oh...’
I say, ‘Oh, baby...’
You say, ‘No.’
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Now it’s time.
You say, ‘I blah blah blah you.’
Again. It’s 13:46 now. Again.
I blah. Again.
I say, ‘Oh, baby.’
You say, ‘Oh...’
I say, ‘Oh, baby...’
You say, ‘No.’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
Love me. You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
N I G E L T O M M
520
You say. I blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say. I blah.
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
I say, ‘I blah.’ I see.
You say, ‘You blah.’ You see.
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
You say, ‘I blah blah you!’
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
Blah blah. Blah blah.
You say.
I say.
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah. Somebody stops.
T H E B L A H S T O R Y
521
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
You say, ‘I really blah you!’
You say, ‘You don’t!’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Now it’s time.
You say, ‘I blah blah blah you.’
Again. It’s 13:47 now.
You blah. Again. I blah.
You say, ‘Oh, baby.’
I say, ‘Oh.’
You say, ‘Oh, baby...’
I say, ‘No.’
N I G E L T O M M
522
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
Love me. You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say. I blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say. I blah.
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
I say, ‘I blah.’ I see.
You say, ‘You blah.’ You see.
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
You say, ‘I blah blah you!’
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
T H E B L A H S T O R Y
523
Blah blah. Blah blah.
You say.
I say.
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah. Somebody stops.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
You say, ‘I really blah blah you!’
You say, ‘You don’t!’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Now it’s time.
You say, ‘I blah blah you.’
Again. Again. It’s 13:48 now.
N I G E L T O M M
524
You said something.
I said, ‘I do!’
You say. I blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say. I blah.
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
I say, ‘I blah.’ I see.
You say, ‘You blah.’ You see.
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
You say, ‘I blah blah you!’
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
Blah blah. Blah blah.
You say.
I say.
T H E B L A H S T O R Y
525
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
I say, ‘I blah.’ I see you blah.
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Now it’s time.
You say, ‘I blah blah blah you.’
Again.
I blah. Again.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
N I G E L T O M M
526
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
Love me. You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say. I blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say. I blah.
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
I say, ‘I blah.’ I see.
You say, ‘You blah.’ You see.
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
You say, ‘I blah blah you!’
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
Blah blah. Blah blah.
T H E B L A H S T O R Y
527
You say.
I say.
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah. Somebody stops.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
I say, ‘I blah.’ I see you blah.
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Now it’s time.
You say, ‘I blah blah blah you.’
It’s 13:49 now. Again.
I blah. Again.
N I G E L T O M M
528
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
Love me. You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say. I blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say. I blah.
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
I say, ‘I blah.’ I see.
You say, ‘You blah.’ You see.
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
You say, ‘I blah blah you!’
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
T H E B L A H S T O R Y
529
Blah blah. Blah blah.
You say.
I say.
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
You blah, ‘I blah you!’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
I say, ‘I blah.’ I see you blah.
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Now it’s blah.
You say, ‘I blah blah blah you.’
It’s 13:51 now. Again.
N I G E L T O M M
530
I blah. Again.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
Love me. You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say. I blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say. I blah.
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
I say, ‘I blah.’ I see.
You say, ‘You blah.’ You see.
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
T H E B L A H S T O R Y
531
You say, ‘I blah blah you!’
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
Blah blah. Blah blah.
You say.
I say.
Blah. Blah blah in blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah. Somebody stops.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I say, ‘Oh.’
Blah. Blah blah in blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
You say, ‘I really blah you!’
You say, ‘You don’t!’
Blah. Blah blah in blah.
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Now it’s time.
You say, ‘I blah blah blah you.’
N I G E L T O M M
532
Again. It’s 13:52 now.
You blah. Again.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
Love me. You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say. I blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say. I blah.
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
I say, ‘I blah.’ I see.
You say, ‘You blah.’ You see.
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
T H E B L A H S T O R Y
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My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
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You say, ‘I blah blah you!’
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
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I say.
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I say, ‘Oh.’
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N I G E L T O M M
534
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You say, ‘I blah blah you.’
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Again. It’s 13:56 now.
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I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
T H E B L A H S T O R Y
535
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N I G E L T O M M
536
I say, ‘Oh.’
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I say. I say, ‘I do.’
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Again.
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You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
537
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
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N I G E L T O M M
538
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
539
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
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N I G E L T O M M
540
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
541
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
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N I G E L T O M M
542
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
543
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
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N I G E L T O M M
544
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
545
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N I G E L T O M M
546
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Again.
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
547
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
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N I G E L T O M M
548
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It’s 13:49 now. Again.
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
549
You say blah blah.
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N I G E L T O M M
550
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It’s 13:51 now. Again.
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
551
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N I G E L T O M M
552
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
553
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N I G E L T O M M
554
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Again. It’s 14:06 now.
Remember? No. I guess.
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
555
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N I G E L T O M M
556
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Again.
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
557
You say.
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N I G E L T O M M
558
I say.
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
559
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
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N I G E L T O M M
560
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
561
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N I G E L T O M M
562
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
563
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N I G E L T O M M
564
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
565
You say, ‘I blah blah you.’
Again. Again. It’s 14:10 now.
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You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
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I say. I say, ‘I do.’
N I G E L T O M M
566
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
567
I blah. Again.
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You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
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N I G E L T O M M
568
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
569
It’s 14:11 now. Again.
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I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
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N I G E L T O M M
570
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
571
You say, ‘I blah blah blah you.’
It’s 14:12 now. Again.
I blah. Again.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
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You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
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N I G E L T O M M
572
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
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You say, ‘You don’t!’
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I say. I say, ‘I do.’
T H E B L A H S T O R Y
573
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
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Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
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N I G E L T O M M
574
You say, ‘You blah.’ You see.
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
575
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
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I blah. Again.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
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N I G E L T O M M
576
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
577
Blah blah. Blah blah.
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Again.
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N I G E L T O M M
578
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
579
I say, ‘Oh.’
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N I G E L T O M M
580
I say, ‘No.’
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
581
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N I G E L T O M M
582
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
583
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N I G E L T O M M
584
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
585
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You say blah blah.
N I G E L T O M M
586
I say, ‘No.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
I say, ‘I blah.’ I see.
You say, ‘You blah.’ You see.
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
You say, ‘I blah blah you!’
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
Blah blah. Blah blah.
You say.
I say.
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I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
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I say, ‘Oh.’
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I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
587
Blah blah. Blah blah.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I say, ‘Oh.’
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Blah blah. Blah blah.
I say, ‘I blah.’ I see you blah.
I say, ‘Oh.’
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I say. I say, ‘I do.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
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You say, ‘I blah blah blah you.’
Again.
I blah. Again.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
Love me. You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say. I blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
N I G E L T O M M
588
You say. I blah.
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
I say, ‘I blah.’ I see.
You say, ‘You blah.’ You see.
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
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You say, ‘I blah blah you!’
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
Blah blah. Blah blah.
You say.
I say.
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I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
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Blah blah. Blah blah.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
T H E B L A H S T O R Y
589
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I say, ‘Oh.’
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I say, ‘Oh.’
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I say. I say, ‘I do.’
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You say, ‘I blah blah blah you.’
It’s 13:49 now. Again.
I blah. Again.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
Love me. You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say. I blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
N I G E L T O M M
590
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
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You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
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Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
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You say, ‘You blah.’ You see.
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
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You say, ‘I blah blah you!’
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
Blah blah. Blah blah.
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I say.
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I say, ‘Oh.’
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
591
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
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Blah blah. Blah blah.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I say, ‘Oh.’
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I say, ‘Oh.’
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I say. I say, ‘I do.’
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Now it’s time.
You say, ‘I blah blah blah you.’
It’s 13:51 now. Again.
I blah. Again.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
Love me. You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say. I blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
N I G E L T O M M
592
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say. I blah.
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
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You say, ‘You blah.’ You see.
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
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You say, ‘I blah blah you!’
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
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I say.
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I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
593
Blah blah. Blah blah.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
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Blah blah. Blah blah.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I say, ‘Oh.’
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Blah blah. Blah blah.
You say, ‘I really blah you!’
You say, ‘You don’t!’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
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You say, ‘I blah blah blah you.’
Again. It’s 14:23 now.
You blah. Again.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
Love me. You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
N I G E L T O M M
594
You say. I blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
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I say, ‘No.’
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I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
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You say, ‘You blah.’ You see.
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
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You say, ‘I blah blah you!’
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
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You say.
I say.
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Blah blah. Blah blah. Somebody stops.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
T H E B L A H S T O R Y
595
I say, ‘Oh.’
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I say, ‘Oh.’
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I say, ‘Oh.’
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You say, ‘I really blah blah you!’
You say, ‘You don’t!’
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I say. I say, ‘I do.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
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You say, ‘I blah blah you.’
Again. It’s 14:24 now.
Again. It’s 14:25 now.
I’m counting.
Time.
Again. It’s 14:26 now.
I’m counting.
Again. It’s 14:27 now.
You blah. Again.
N I G E L T O M M
596
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
Love me. You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
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You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
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I say, ‘No.’
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I say, ‘No.’
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I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
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You say, ‘You blah.’ You see.
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
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You say, ‘I blah blah you!’
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
T H E B L A H S T O R Y
597
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
You say.
I say.
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah. Somebody stops.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘No, you don’t!’
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I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
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Blah blah. Blah blah.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I say, ‘Oh.’
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You say, ‘I really blah blah you!’
You say, ‘You don’t!’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Now it’s time.
You say, ‘I blah blah you.’
Again. It’s 15:05 now.
N I G E L T O M M
598
I blah. Again.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
Love me. You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
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You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
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I say, ‘No.’
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You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
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I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
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I say, ‘I blah.’ I see.
You say, ‘You blah.’ You see.
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
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Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
T H E B L A H S T O R Y
599
You say, ‘I blah blah you!’
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
Blah blah. Blah blah.
You say.
I say.
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
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I say, ‘Oh.’
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I say, ‘Oh.’
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I say, ‘Oh.’
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I say. I say, ‘I do.’
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You say, ‘I blah blah blah you.’
N I G E L T O M M
600
Again. It’s 16:05 now. Again?
You blah. Again.
I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
Love me. You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
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You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
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I say, ‘No.’
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I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
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I say, ‘I blah.’ I see.
You say, ‘You blah.’ You see.
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
T H E B L A H S T O R Y
601
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
You say, ‘I blah blah you!’
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
Blah blah. Blah blah.
You say.
I say.
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Blah blah. Blah blah. Somebody stops.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
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I say, ‘Oh.’
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I say, ‘Oh.’
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You say, ‘I really blah you!’
You say, ‘You don’t!’
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I say. I say, ‘I do.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
N I G E L T O M M
602
Now it’s time.
You say, ‘I blah blah blah you.’
Again. It’s 17:05 now.
You blah. Again.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
Love me. You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
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You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
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I say, ‘No.’
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I say, ‘No.’
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I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
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I say, ‘I blah.’ I see.
You say, ‘You blah.’ You see.
T H E B L A H S T O R Y
603
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
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You say, ‘I blah blah you!’
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
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You say.
I say.
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I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
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I say, ‘Oh.’
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I say, ‘Oh.’
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You say, ‘I really blah blah you!’
You say, ‘You don’t!’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
N I G E L T O M M
604
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Now it’s time.
You say, ‘I blah blah you.’
Again. Again. It’s 18:05 now.
You said something.
I said, ‘I do!’
You say. I blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
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I say, ‘No.’
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I say, ‘No.’
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I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
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You say, ‘You blah.’ You see.
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
605
You say, ‘I blah blah you!’
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
Blah blah. Blah blah.
You say.
I say.
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
Blah. Blah blah in blah.
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I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
Oh.
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Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I say, ‘Oh.’
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I say. I say, ‘I do.’
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You say, ‘I blah blah blah you.’
N I G E L T O M M
606
Again.
I blah. Again.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
Love me. You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
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You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
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I say, ‘No.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
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I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
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I say, ‘I blah.’ I see.
You say, ‘You blah.’ You see.
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
T H E B L A H S T O R Y
607
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
You say, ‘I blah blah you!’
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
Blah blah. Blah blah.
You say.
I say.
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah. Somebody stops.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
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Blah blah. Blah blah.
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I say, ‘Oh.’
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I say, ‘Oh.’
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I say, ‘I blah.’ I see you blah.
I say, ‘Oh.’
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I say. I say, ‘I do.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
N I G E L T O M M
608
Now it’s time.
You say, ‘I blah blah blah you.’
It’s 19:05 now. Again.
I blah. Again.
I say, ‘Blah blah!’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
You say, ‘I do!’
You say.
You say, ‘I do!’
Love me. You say.
You say, ‘I do!’
You say. I blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
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You say. I blah.
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
I say, ‘I blah.’ I see.
You say, ‘You blah.’ You see.
T H E B L A H S T O R Y
609
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
You say, ‘I blah blah you!’
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
Blah blah. Blah blah.
You say.
I say.
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I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
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I say, ‘Oh.’
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Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I say, ‘Oh.’
Blah. Blah blah in blah. No?
Blah. Blah blah in blah.
I say, ‘I blah.’ I see you blah.
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
N I G E L T O M M
610
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Now it’s time.
You say, ‘I blah blah blah you.’
It’s 20:05 now. Again.
I blah. Again.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
Love me. You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say. I blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
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I say, ‘No.’
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I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
T H E B L A H S T O R Y
611
I say, ‘I blah.’ I see.
You say, ‘You blah.’ You see.
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
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You say, ‘I blah blah you!’
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
Blah blah. Blah blah.
I blah blah blah as you or blah by blah,
You know. You blah. You blah it out of blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah. Somebody stops.
You know. You blah.
I know. I blah.
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Blah blah. Blah blah.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I say, ‘Oh, baby.’
You say, ‘Oh…’
You say, ‘Oh, baby...’
I say, ‘No.’
Blah blah. Blah blah.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
N I G E L T O M M
612
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
You say, ‘I really blah you!’
You say, ‘You don’t!’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Now it’s time.
You say, ‘I blah blah blah you.’
Again. It’s 21:05 now.
You blah. Again.
I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say.
You say, ‘I do!’
Love me. You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say. I blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say. I blah.
You say blah blah.
T H E B L A H S T O R Y
613
I say, ‘No.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
I blah, ‘I love you!’
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
I say, ‘I blah.’ I see.
You blah, ‘I blah you.’
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
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Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
You say, ‘I blah blah you!’
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
Blah blah. Blah blah.
You say.
I say.
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Blah blah. Blah blah. Somebody stops.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
You know. I blah.
I know. You blah.
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
N I G E L T O M M
614
Blah blah. Blah blah.
I blah, ‘I love you!’
I blah, ‘You don’t!’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
You say, ‘I really blah blah you!’
You say, ‘You don’t!’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
Blah blah.
Now it’s time.
You say, ‘I blah blah you.’
Again. It’s 22:15 now.
I’m counting.
Again. It’s 23:03 now.
I’m counting time.
Again. It’s 00:17 now.
I’m counting.
Time.
Again. It’s 01:48 now.
I wake up.
Another day.
Another week.
Another month.
Another holidays.
I can’t wake up. But I still remember.
Hours. Blah. You.
T H E B L A H S T O R Y
615
Remember? No. I guess.
I blah. Again.
I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
Love me. You say.
I say, ‘Oh.’
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You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
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You say. I blah.
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I say, ‘No.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
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I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
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You say, ‘You blah.’ You see.
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
N I G E L T O M M
616
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
You say, ‘I blah blah you!’
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
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I say.
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I say, ‘Oh.’
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I say. I say, ‘I do.’
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Now it’s time.
T H E B L A H S T O R Y
617
You say, ‘I blah blah blah you.’
Again.
I blah. Again.
I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
Love me. You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
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I say, ‘No.’
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I say, ‘No.’
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I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
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You say, ‘You blah.’ You see.
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
N I G E L T O M M
618
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
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You say, ‘I blah blah you!’
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
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You say.
I say.
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I say, ‘Oh.’
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I say. I say, ‘I do.’
T H E B L A H S T O R Y
619
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Now it’s time.
You say, ‘I blah blah blah you.’
Again. It’s 13:45 now.
I blah. Again.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say.
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Love me. You say.
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I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
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N I G E L T O M M
620
You say, ‘You blah.’ You see.
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
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You say, ‘I blah blah you!’
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
621
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Now it’s time.
You say, ‘I blah blah blah you.’
Again. It’s 13:46 now.
I blah. Again.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say.
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Love me. You say.
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I say, ‘No.’
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I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
N I G E L T O M M
622
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I say, ‘Oh.’
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I say, ‘Oh.’
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You say, ‘I really blah you!’
T H E B L A H S T O R Y
623
You say, ‘You don’t!’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Now it’s time.
You say, ‘I blah blah blah you.’
Again. It’s 13:47 now.
You blah. Again.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say.
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Love me. You say.
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I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
N I G E L T O M M
624
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
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I say, ‘Oh.’
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
625
Blah blah. Blah blah.
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You say, ‘You don’t!’
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I say. I say, ‘I do.’
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You say, ‘I blah blah you.’
Again. Again. It’s 13:48 now.
You said something.
I said, ‘I do!’
You say. I blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
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I say, ‘No.’
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I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
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N I G E L T O M M
626
You say, ‘You blah.’ You see.
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
627
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
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Now it’s time.
You say, ‘I blah blah blah you.’
Again.
I blah. Again.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say.
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Love me. You say.
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I say, ‘No.’
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I say, ‘No.’
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I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
N I G E L T O M M
628
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
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I say.
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I say, ‘Oh.’
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
629
I say, ‘Oh.’
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I say. I say, ‘I do.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
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You say, ‘I blah blah blah you.’
It’s 13:49 now. Again.
I blah. Again.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
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Love me. You say.
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I say, ‘No.’
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I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
N I G E L T O M M
630
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
631
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I say. I say, ‘I do.’
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You say, ‘I blah blah blah you.’
It’s 13:51 now. Again.
I blah. Again.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
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N I G E L T O M M
632
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
633
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
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You say, ‘You don’t!’
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Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
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You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
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N I G E L T O M M
634
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
635
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Again. It’s 13:54 now.
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Again. It’s 13:56 now.
I blah. Again.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
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N I G E L T O M M
636
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
637
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Again.
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N I G E L T O M M
638
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
639
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658
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N I G E L T O M M
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
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N I G E L T O M M
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
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N I G E L T O M M
680
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
683
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N I G E L T O M M
684
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
685
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
687
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
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N I G E L T O M M
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
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It’s 13:51 now. Again.
T H E B L A H S T O R Y
693
I blah. Again.
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N I G E L T O M M
694
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
695
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N I G E L T O M M
696
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
697
You say, ‘I blah blah you.’
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N I G E L T O M M
698
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
699
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
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N I G E L T O M M
700
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
701
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N I G E L T O M M
702
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
703
Blah blah. Blah blah.
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N I G E L T O M M
704
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
705
I say, ‘Oh.’
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N I G E L T O M M
706
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
707
I say, ‘I blah.’ I see you blah.
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N I G E L T O M M
708
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
709
Blah blah. Blah blah.
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It’s 19:05 now. Again.
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N I G E L T O M M
710
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
711
I say, ‘Oh.’
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It’s 20:05 now. Again.
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N I G E L T O M M
712
I say, ‘No.’
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
713
Blah blah. Blah blah.
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N I G E L T O M M
714
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
715
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Again. It’s 23:07 now.
Again. It’s 00:15 now.
Again. It’s 01:49 now.
Another day. Again.
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I say, ‘Oh, baby.’
Love me. You say.
I say, ‘I love you.’
N I G E L T O M M
716
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T H E B L A H S T O R Y
717
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Again.
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N I G E L T O M M
718
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
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Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
I say, ‘I blah.’ I see.
You say, ‘You blah.’ You see.
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
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Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
You say, ‘I blah blah you!’
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
Blah blah. Blah blah.
You say.
I say.
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah. Somebody stops.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I say, ‘Oh, baby.’
You say, ‘Oh...’
Blah blah. Blah blah.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
I say, ‘I blah.’ I see you blah.
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
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I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Now it’s time.
You say, ‘I blah blah blah you.’
Again. It’s 13:45 now. Again.
I blah. Again.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
Love me. You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say. I blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say. I blah.
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
I say, ‘I blah.’ I see.
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You say, ‘You blah.’ You see.
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
You say, ‘I blah blah you!’
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
Blah blah. Blah blah.
You say.
I say.
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
I say, ‘I blah.’ I see you blah.
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
N I G E L T O M M
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I say, ‘Oh, baby.’
You say, ‘Oh...’
I say, ‘Oh, baby...’
You say, ‘No.’
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Now it’s time.
You say, ‘I blah blah blah you.’
Again. It’s 13:46 now. Again.
I blah. Again.
I say, ‘Oh, baby.’
You say, ‘Oh...’
I say, ‘Oh, baby...’
You say, ‘No.’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Two words. You say. I say, ‘Blah you.’
You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
Love me. You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say. I blah.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
You say. I blah.
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You say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
I say, ‘I blah.’ I see.
You say, ‘You blah.’ You see.
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
You say, ‘I blah blah you!’
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
Blah blah. Blah blah.
You say.
I say.
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah. Somebody stops.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
I see one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
N I G E L T O M M
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Blah blah. Blah blah.
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
You say, ‘I really blah you!’
You say, ‘You don’t!’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
I blah, ‘I do.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Now it’s time.
You blah, ‘I blah blah blah you.’
Again. It’s 13:47 now.
You blah. Again. I blah.
You say, ‘Oh, baby.’
I say, ‘Oh.’
You say, ‘Oh, baby...’
I say, ‘No.’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Hit me. I say.
You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
Love me. You say.
You said. I say, ‘Ok.’
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I say blah.
Hit me. I say, ‘Hit me, blah. Click me, blah.’
You think blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
Blah me. I blah, ‘Blah me, baby. Blah me, please.’
I say blah.
I say blah blah.
I say, ‘No.’
I blah, ‘Blah you!’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘Blah blah.’
I say, ‘I blah.’ I see.
I blah, ‘You do?’
I say. I say, ‘Blah you!’
I say, ‘I blah.’ I see.
I say, ‘I blah you.’
I saw. I say, ‘I’m not.’
My words. You say. You say, ‘Blah.’
Your words. I say. I say, ‘La la.’
I say, ‘I blah blah you!’
I say. I say, ‘I do.’
Blah blah. Blah blah.
I said.
I say.
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah. Somebody stops.
I say, ‘I blah.’ I see.
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I say, ‘Oh.’
I blah. You blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.
You say. I blah one kiss. You say, ‘May I?’
I say. I say, ‘Oh.’
Blah. Blah blah in blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah. Blah.
I love you! When love is gone. I say, ‘I blah.’ I see.
One simple blah. Blah blah. Somebody stops.
To say. I say, ‘Oh.’
Is there another blah. Blah blah?
I said. I say, ‘Maybe.’
May I?
It’s yes. And I say, ‘Oh.’
I said. I say, ‘Common.’
I blah. You blah. Blah. Blah blah.
Now it’s time.
I say. I say, ‘May I?’
Again. It’s 13:18 now. Again.
You said something.
I said. Again.
You said it.
Yes. I said.
She stops blah blah and puts blah pen on blah blah blah. Different blah blah thoughts around
her blah blah blah empty walls and blah as she blah blah.