The Trojan Bunny
Based of The Trojan Horse, By Homer
Chapter 1: The Holy Cowslip
CLEOPATRA: Where art thou, death?Come hither, come! Come, come, and take
a queenWorthy many babes and beggars!
Cleopatra, Act 5, Scene 2
Alert! Alert!
The Golden Cowslip has been stolen by the
Ragreens!
Ah! Oh No!
Sir-r-r, I think that
they hav-v-ve taken off
with th-th-the Holy
Golden Cowslip-p-p
YOU DON’T SAY!! WE ONLY
HAVE NOTICED THAT FOR THE
PAST SIX MINUTES!!!
We must get it back! As-s-asssem-
assemle the army and and and get
builders for the backup idea I have. Go
get Reechess.
Reechess is gone! She has been stolen,
the most beautiful rabbit in the whole
isle and the guard of the Holy Cowslip…
gone too, this is terrible!
Well she has an IRON
CARROT so she can
defend herself-But can she use it? We know that she
can use her claws I know and her
teeth. So again as you said she can
defend herself. Now send the WAR
BUNNIES!!
Chapter 2 – The Bunny
HAMLET: To be, or not to be: that is the
question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep;
No more
Hamlet, Act 3 Scene One
Build a giant wooden carrot, hollow
and put on top in an amber cage
Jakuel. Make the monument be able
to be burrowed in to and also able to
be rolled so that it can be moved.
What was the plan again?
The silly Ragreens take the bait of
our wooden carrot and have many
Rabbits come out at the dead of
night, hopefully to ambush the
guards of their posts and kill them,
steal back the Holy Golden Cowslip
and Reechess; then we burn their
town to the ground!!! And we take
their does.
This wood I found should do nicely
for Frith to build apon.I was right. Thank you, Frith.
All rabbits in the carrot except for
Jakuel and Nheon! Jakuel, get on
top, Nheon, you push, then hop in.
OMG, a wooden carrot! I'll keep it.
LATER THAT DAY...
OMG, a wooden carrot! I'll keep it.
LATER THAT DAY...
OMG, a wooden carrot! I'll keep it.
LATER THAT DAY...THAT EVENING...
TO ME MEN, SLAY THEM
ALL AND STEAL THEIR DOES!
THE END!
Thus fell the Ragreens.