DIRT DEMOLITION DERBY
Where vacuum cleaners and home carpets combine to create
a new sporting event
DIRT DEMOLITION DERBY
• As the population increases having more children and pets, dirty carpets can only grow in number
DIRT DEMOLITION DERBY
• To get carpets clean in the most efficient manner, by demolishing the dirt piled on the carpet, a contest will be held amongst different vacuum cleaners to see which vacuum cleaner can clean up a dirty carpet the fastest
• The two household items that will be involved in this sport:
VACUUM CLEANER
• The Dirt Demolition Derby will add greatly to the improve the public’s awareness of which vacuum cleaner is the fastest by the general public
• This will provide an important stimulus for intense competition among manufacturers fighting to be the fastest and being crowned number 1
CARPET
• The Dirt Demolition Derby will add greatly to the improve the public’s awareness of which vacuum cleaner is the fastest by the general public
• This will provide an important stimulus for intense competition among manufacturers fighting to be the fastest and being crowned number 1
• This competition will have various degrees of difficulty depending certain things that are in the home being cleaned
• Among them are:
CHILDREN
PETS
DIFFERENT GROUPS OF OPERATORS
• The will be different divisions depending on the type of operator using the vacuum cleaner
• This will alter the degree of difficulty of the cleanup by the competing vacuum cleaners
TODDLER DIVISION
CHILDREN’S DIVISION
• The Dirt Demolition Derby will add greatly to the improve the public’s awareness of which vacuum cleaner is the fastest by the general public
• This will provide an important stimulus for intense competition among manufacturers fighting to be the fastest and being crowned number 1
ADULT DIVISION
PROFESSI0NAL CLEANER DIVISION
HEAVY INDUSTRIAL DIVISION
• The Dirt Demolition Derby will add greatly to the improve the public’s awareness of which vacuum cleaner is the fastest by the general public
• This will provide an important stimulus for intense competition among manufacturers fighting to be the fastest and being crowned number 1
PET DIVISION
• The Dirt Demolition Derby will add greatly to the improve the public’s awareness of which vacuum cleaner is the fastest by the general public
• This will provide an important stimulus for intense competition among manufacturers fighting to be the fastest and being crowned number 1
TYPES OF DIRT BEING REMOVED
VACUUM CLEANER AND DUST
VACCUM CLEANER CLEANING CEREAL
A VIEW OF THE COMPETITION
• The Dirt Demolition Derby will add greatly to the improve the public’s awareness of which vacuum cleaner is the fastest by the general public
• This will provide an important stimulus for intense competition among manufacturers fighting to be the fastest and being crowned number 1
RULES OF COMPETITION
• Vacuum cleaners will be judged on the time they need to clean a carpet with an area of 50 sq. yards
• They will be different operators as seen before
RULES OF COMPETITION
• Different degrees of difficulty be assigned depending on whether there are pets and/or children living in the home whose carpet is being cleaned as well as what type of operator is using the vacuum cleaner
RULES OF COMPETITION
• The competition will use state-of-the-art technology to determine the wining vacuum cleaner who cleans the carpet in the fastest time
RULES OF COMPETITION
• The judges will use standard timing equipment to determine the winner
RULES OF COMPETITION
• Judges will determine when the clean up is completed to their satisfaction
• The cahmpion will be the one the judges determine to be the one demolishing the dirt on the carpet the fastest
RULES OF COMPETITION
• These judges have an extensive history of overseeing events of all types
THE DIRT DEMOLITION DERBY JUDGES
• The judges will use cutting-edge technology to determine the winner who has the fastest time
RULES OF COMPETITION
• The winning vacuum cleaner, contestant, will be the one demolishing the dirt on the carpet in the shortest period of time.
AWARDS
• The winner will receive the much sought after Dirt Demolisher Derby Award, also know as the Aspirateur Rouge
• And will keep the title of the Dirt Demolition Derby winner for a year
ASPIRATEUR ROUGE AWARD
• The judges, of which there will be 3, will determine when the clean up is completed
• The winning vacuum cleaner will be the one that demolishing the dirt on the carpet in the shortest period of time.
• The Dirt Demolition Derby will greatly improve the public’s awareness of which vacuum cleaner is the fastest by the general public
• This will provide an important stimulus for intense competition among manufacturers fighting to be the fastest and being crowned number 1