Farewell Sara Wolfson

From your friend(s) at Smart Growth America

Sara Is• Cottontail

Sara Is• Cottontail• Very short

Sara Is• Cottontail• Very short• Picky about her

Asian food

Sara Is• Cottontail• Very short• Picky about her

Asian food• Always sick

Sara Is• Cottontail• Very short• Picky about her

Asian food• Always sick• Haughty

Sara Is• Cottontail• Very short• Picky about her

Asian food• Always sick• Haughty• A morning

person

Sara Is• Cottontail• Very short• Picky about her

Asian food• Always sick• Haughty• A morning

person• Salesforce

personified

Things She Likes

• Trees

Things She Likes

• Trees• China

Things She Likes

• Trees• China• Reading

Things She Likes

• Trees• China• Reading• Cooking

Things She Likes

• Trees• China• Reading• Cooking• Things to which no one

else in the office relates

Things She Likes

• Trees• China• Reading• Cooking• Things to which no one

else in the office relates• Supermarkets

Things She Likes

• Trees• China• Reading• Cooking• Things to which no one

else in the office relates• Supermarkets• Maru

Things She Likes

• Trees• China• Reading• Cooking• Things to which no one

else in the office relates• Supermarkets• Maru• Shakespeare

Things She Dislikes/Is Allergic to

• Salsa

Things She Dislikes/Is Allergic to

• Salsa• The Horah

Things She Dislikes/Is Allergic to

• Salsa• The Horah• Mushrooms

Things She Dislikes/Is Allergic to

• Salsa• The Horah• Mushrooms• Cats

Things She Dislikes/Is Allergic to

• Salsa• The Horah• Mushrooms• Cats• Tahini

Things She Dislikes/Is Allergic to

• Salsa• The Horah• Mushrooms• Cats• Tahini• Dirty dishes

Attractive Asian Men

John Cho

Attractive Asian Men

Daniel Dae Kim

Attractive Asian Men

Dennis Oh

Attractive Asian Men

Takeshi Kaneshiro

Attractive Asian Men

Godfrey Tsao

Attractive Asian Men

Bae Yong Joon

Attractive Asian Men

Super Junior

Attractive Asian Men

Lee Dong Wook

Attractive Asian Men

Hyun Bin

Dearest Sara,We hope your encounters with classical and modern thinkers and the paradoxes they present, and your

current service on the ground, have equipped you to grapple with complexity and ambiguity.

You shall always be an alien agent of a leviathan

swallowing our every freedom.

RAY

LAH

OO

D!