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200:00:02,003 --> 00:00:05,001[Man]On your right.On your right. On your right.
300:00:05,068 --> 00:00:07,181Back, back, back, back, back.Come on, buddy.
400:00:10,830 --> 00:00:13,184Yeah, Dan! Yeah!
500:00:13,256 --> 00:00:15,001Yea.![Woman]Yea.!
600:00:15,075 --> 00:00:18,440[Man]Back, back, back, back, back.Watch the winger.!
700:00:25,655 --> 00:00:28,411[Chattering]
800:00:30,540 --> 00:00:32,722
Yeah.!
900:00:56,383 --> 00:00:58,393You okay?
1000:00:58,472 --> 00:01:00,551Dan? Dan, talk to me.
1100:01:00,629 --> 00:01:03,351Dan. Dan.
1200:01:03,425 --> 00:01:06,285Get a doctor!
1300:01:46,250 --> 00:01:48,549- Hey.- Close the door.
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1400:01:48,620 --> 00:01:51,181Close the door.
1500:01:53,927 --> 00:01:57,022Is Cuddy down the hallcounting to 50?
1600:01:57,099 --> 00:01:59,933She knows I'm in here,in the clinic, as she commanded.
1700:02:00,003 --> 00:02:03,235- She just doesn't know I'm alone.- Well, you've got a full waiting room.
1800:02:03,308 --> 00:02:06,039- How long do you think you can ignore them?- I'm off at 4:00.
1900:02:07,781 --> 00:02:10,046You're doing thisto avoid five minutes of work?
2000:02:10,118 --> 00:02:12,747If I go out there, I get assigneda kid with a runny nose.
2100:02:12,822 --> 00:02:16,054That's 30 seconds looking at the nose,
25 minutes talking to a worried mom...
2200:02:16,127 --> 00:02:18,926who won't leave until she's sureit's not meningitis or a tumor.
2300:02:18,998 --> 00:02:21,365Yes. Concerned parentscan be so annoying.
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00:02:21,434 --> 00:02:25,064Just tell Cuddy you've got an urgentcase. You had to leave early.That would be lying.
2500:02:25,140 --> 00:02:30,045And that would be wrong. But luckilythe definition of"urgent" is fungible.
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2600:02:30,114 --> 00:02:32,743Not the definitionof"case" though.
2700:02:36,156 --> 00:02:38,921You have no cases?
2800:02:38,993 --> 00:02:41,052You have no cases?
2900:02:41,130 --> 00:02:44,862You've got handpickeddoctors-specialists-
3000:02:44,936 --> 00:02:47,838working for you,and they're sitting on their hands?
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00:02:47,907 --> 00:02:51,742- Cameron's answering my mail.- Oh, time well spent, I'm sure.
3200:02:51,812 --> 00:02:53,803Foreman and Chase?
3300:02:53,882 --> 00:02:55,873Research?
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00:02:55,952 --> 00:02:58,922[Typing]
3500:03:02,561 --> 00:03:05,292Nine letters.Iodine deficiency in children.
3600:03:05,366 --> 00:03:07,528Cretinism.
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00:03:16,916 --> 00:03:19,818So, 4:03 p.m.,Dr. House checks out.
3800:03:19,887 --> 00:03:21,821Please write that down.
3900:03:21,890 --> 00:03:24,086
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Dr. House.Sorry. Done for the day.
4000:03:24,160 --> 00:03:27,062Plenty of docs hereto take care of you.But we had an appointment.
4100:03:27,131 --> 00:03:30,465Nice try, but this isa walk-in clinic, which meansthere are no appointments.
4200:03:30,536 --> 00:03:32,767You walk in, sign the chart,and a doctor will see you.
4300:03:32,840 --> 00:03:36,333Just not me.Your letter says that we'd see you.
4400:03:37,380 --> 00:03:39,781Not a big letter writer.Here.
4500:03:42,353 --> 00:03:45,846When did my signature get so girlie?
4600:03:45,925 --> 00:03:48,121- I can explain.
- See that "G"?
4700:03:48,195 --> 00:03:50,630See how it makes a big loop on top?
4800:03:50,699 --> 00:03:54,067Doesn't even look like my handwriting.Think I have something?
4900:03:54,138 --> 00:03:57,540
What's the differential diagnosisfor writing G's likea junior high school girl?
5000:03:57,609 --> 00:04:01,341It's impossible to get to youthrough normal channels.They have called, e-mailed.
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5100:04:01,415 --> 00:04:05,318Perseverance does not equal worthiness.Next time you want to get my attention,wear something fun.
5200:04:05,387 --> 00:04:07,355Low-rider jeans are hot.
5300:04:07,424 --> 00:04:12,489Sixteen-year-old male. Sudden onsetof double vision and night terrors,with no apparent cause.
5400:04:12,564 --> 00:04:15,033The kid's been totwo neurologists, and he-Night terrors?
5500:04:15,102 --> 00:04:17,901
- As in big scary monsters?- Yes.
5600:04:20,743 --> 00:04:24,236- Where are you going?- To see the family.
5700:04:24,315 --> 00:04:28,377- You're going to examine a patient?- Nine times out of 10,there's no reason to talk to a patient.
5800:04:28,455 --> 00:04:32,290But night terrors in a 16-year-oldis a very good reasonto talk to this family.
5900:04:32,361 --> 00:04:34,295Good work.
6000:04:37,267 --> 00:04:39,201
Margins are fine.
6100:04:39,270 --> 00:04:41,204No lesions.
6200:04:42,441 --> 00:04:44,740Color is good.
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6300:04:44,812 --> 00:04:48,146How long have you beenhaving night terrors?Three weeks.
6400:04:48,217 --> 00:04:51,415He's afraid to go to bed.He's exhausted,can barely function.
6500:04:53,492 --> 00:04:56,985- What does that tell you?- Nothing. It's just funwatching him blink.
6600:04:57,063 --> 00:05:00,556Name as many animals as you canthat begin with the letter "B." Go.
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00:05:07,311 --> 00:05:11,408- Baby elephant?- Baby elephant is actuallya good answer.
6800:05:11,484 --> 00:05:14,010- "B" is a bear of a letter.- What does that tell you?
6900:05:14,088 --> 00:05:18,116Proves two things:
No neurological damage, and your sonis never gonna be chief fry cook.
7000:05:18,194 --> 00:05:21,926In teens, there are twolikely causes of night terrors.
7100:05:22,000 --> 00:05:25,698- Posttraumatic stress. Any recentshoot-outs at your high school?- No.
7200:05:25,772 --> 00:05:27,000- Then, Dave-- Dan.
7300:05:27,073 --> 00:05:31,135If there's no trauma,the other cause is... sexual abuse.
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7400:05:33,851 --> 00:05:37,288So who's molesting you?Teacher?
7500:05:37,355 --> 00:05:40,348Extra-friendly neighbor?I'd ask if either of youwere involved, but you'd deny it.
7600:05:40,427 --> 00:05:42,156We would never hurt Dan.
7700:05:42,230 --> 00:05:44,631I say it here,it comes out there.
7800:05:44,700 --> 00:05:47,192This lack of response
is consistent with abuse.
7900:05:47,270 --> 00:05:50,069There's no one, okay?L- I swear.
8000:05:50,141 --> 00:05:53,236There was trauma.I got hit in the headduring a lacrosse game.
8100:05:55,082 --> 00:05:58,450Did you knowthat he got hit in the head?
8200:05:58,520 --> 00:06:02,048- They didn't mention it. No.- Yeah. Why bother?
8300:06:04,963 --> 00:06:07,489No, no. We took him
to the E.R. After the game.
8400:06:07,567 --> 00:06:10,093He was scanned. They tested him.They said he was fine.
8500:06:10,171 --> 00:06:12,105No concussion.
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It's gotta be something else.
8600:06:12,174 --> 00:06:15,667You hound me for my opinion,and then you question my diagnosis.
8700:06:15,745 --> 00:06:19,147Cool. E.R. Obviously screwed up.Kid's got a concussion.
8800:06:19,217 --> 00:06:22,346I had double vision before I was hit.Well, that changes everything.
8900:06:22,422 --> 00:06:25,221You need glasses.That's why you had double vision,
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which is why you got hit,which is why you have a concussion,which is why you have night terrors.
9100:06:30,066 --> 00:06:33,093You need to see an ophthalmologist,which I am not.
9200:06:33,171 --> 00:06:38,543You enjoyed that. I brought a reasonablecase to your attention, and you shoved it
in my face just to humiliate me.
9300:06:38,612 --> 00:06:41,480You're an only child, aren't you?Why would you say that?
9400:06:41,551 --> 00:06:43,280Because everything is about you.
9500:06:44,421 --> 00:06:48,723
This may seem incredibly controversial,but I think sexual abuse is bad.
9600:06:48,794 --> 00:06:51,787I just wanted to make surehe wasn't being diddledby Daddy- or Mommy.
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00:06:51,865 --> 00:06:53,890Anything else is just a bonus.
9800:07:04,817 --> 00:07:08,151I'm not an only child.Interesting.
9900:07:08,222 --> 00:07:10,487What?Don't move.
10000:07:11,261 --> 00:07:15,198- Did I bore you in there?- What? Uh, no. Not- Not really.
10100:07:15,266 --> 00:07:17,633Are you tired?
10200:07:17,704 --> 00:07:19,763
- Sometimes.- He never sleeps.Of course he's tired.
10300:07:19,840 --> 00:07:22,309- Right now. At this moment.Are you tired?- No. No.
10400:07:22,377 --> 00:07:24,608That twitch in your leg.
Did you feel that?
10500:07:25,982 --> 00:07:28,213- Didn't hurt.- His leg twitched.I don't see what-
10600:07:28,286 --> 00:07:32,053It's called a myoclonic jerk.It's very commonwhen you're falling asleep.
10700:07:32,124 --> 00:07:37,496Respiration rate falls, and the brainsometimes interprets this as the body dying,so it sends a pulse to wake it up.
10800:07:37,566 --> 00:07:39,762- So?
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- So, he's not asleep.
10900:07:39,836 --> 00:07:42,567He's awake.
11000:07:42,640 --> 00:07:44,631Admit him.
11100:07:47,648 --> 00:07:51,050[House]I recognize that loopy "G. '"
11200:07:51,119 --> 00:07:53,110So, what does thejerk tell us?
11300:07:53,188 --> 00:07:55,487Nothing good.The brain's losing control of the body.
11400:07:55,558 --> 00:07:59,325Can't order the eyes to focus,regulate sleep patternsor control muscles.
11500:07:59,398 --> 00:08:01,423A movement disorderor a degenerative brain disease.
11600:08:01,501 --> 00:08:05,029
Either way, this kid's gonna bepicking up his diplomain diapers and a wheelchair.
11700:08:05,106 --> 00:08:07,074Maybe not that bad.Could be an infection.
11800:08:07,143 --> 00:08:09,168You wish.No fever, no white count.
11900:08:09,246 --> 00:08:14,686Anyone think this differential diagnosismight be compromised becausewe don't have an accurate family history?
12000:08:14,753 --> 00:08:18,019- I took an accurate family history.
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Something outside the brain.- Yes.
13200:08:51,241 --> 00:08:54,973- Feel free to exclude any symptomif it makes your job easier.- Night terrors were anecdotal.
13300:08:55,046 --> 00:08:59,781- He could've had a bad dream.- No. Parents said he was conscious duringand didn't remember anything afterwards.
13400:08:59,854 --> 00:09:01,788- That's a night terror.- Parents said?
13500:09:01,857 --> 00:09:03,950[House]That's a good point.
13600:09:04,026 --> 00:09:07,292Before we condemn this kid,maybe we should entertainDr. Chase's skepticism.
13700:09:07,364 --> 00:09:12,429I want a detailed polysomnograph.If he's having night terrors,I want to see them.
13800:09:23,555 --> 00:09:26,024[Breathing Erratically]
13900:09:34,971 --> 00:09:37,167I usually don't moveduring night terrors.
14000:09:37,241 --> 00:09:39,175I'm not restraining you for them.
14100:09:42,049 --> 00:09:45,281E.E.G. Revealed abnormalitiesin your brain-
14200:09:45,353 --> 00:09:47,720caused nerve damage in your toes.
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00:09:54,400 --> 00:09:57,529What are you doing?
14400:09:57,605 --> 00:10:00,700- Fixing it.- Can I talk to my parents?
14500:10:00,776 --> 00:10:02,835Oh, they know all about this.
14600:10:02,912 --> 00:10:05,438I'd really like to see them.
14700:10:13,963 --> 00:10:17,365Please. I'd really like them here.
14800:10:19,136 --> 00:10:21,127This is gonna hurt, Dan.
14900:10:21,206 --> 00:10:23,197Oh. Oh, God.
15000:10:24,979 --> 00:10:27,141- [Screams]- [Crunching]
15100:10:27,215 --> 00:10:29,206[Snap][Screams]
15200:10:40,034 --> 00:10:42,560That's a night terror.
15300:10:52,719 --> 00:10:56,884[Foreman]We did a C. T., M.R.I., C.B.C.,CHEM-7 and chest X-ray.
15400:10:56,959 --> 00:11:00,020
All the tests came back normal.There's nothing to explain his symptoms.
15500:11:00,096 --> 00:11:03,931Okay, but let's pretendthere's something and go from there.Who sees something on this M.R.I.?
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00:11:06,105 --> 00:11:08,904No lesions in the white matter.No structural abnormalities.
15700:11:08,976 --> 00:11:10,944No space-occupying tumors.
15800:11:11,012 --> 00:11:15,951He's 16, so he should havean absolutely pristine brain.The smallest thing is abnormal.
15900:11:17,255 --> 00:11:19,622Meningeal enhancement.
16000:11:19,692 --> 00:11:22,253- My bet is viral meningitis.- Excellent.
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00:11:22,330 --> 00:11:24,264Do you see what he did there?
16200:11:24,333 --> 00:11:28,100Took a small clue thatthere's a neurological problemand wasn't afraid to run with it.
16300:11:28,171 --> 00:11:30,640There's no evidenceof meningitis on that M.R.I.
16400:11:30,709 --> 00:11:32,609No, there's not.He's completely wrong.
16500:11:32,678 --> 00:11:34,703Then what clueare you talking about?
16600:11:34,781 --> 00:11:39,584
He knew that I saw somethingon the M.R.I., so he figured there must besomething there and took a guess.
16700:11:39,655 --> 00:11:43,148- Clever, but also pathetic.- So what did you find?
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19300:13:20,402 --> 00:13:24,305It'll make you able tothink deep thoughts,
19400:13:24,375 --> 00:13:26,309run a hundred miles an hour.
19500:13:27,580 --> 00:13:29,845Easy.
19600:13:42,702 --> 00:13:45,763Their eyes aren't the same color,but that fleck in the eyes-
19700:13:45,840 --> 00:13:48,867That's maybe a one-in-10 chanceif they're not related?
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00:13:48,945 --> 00:13:51,346No. House isn't gonna pay youbased on that.
19900:13:51,415 --> 00:13:55,284[Chuckles]Any excuse we can give the folksto justify a D.N.A. Test?
20000:13:55,354 --> 00:13:59,485We could tell them he's got Huntington's-
whole family should be testedor they'll all die.
20100:13:59,561 --> 00:14:01,792[Chuckles]
20200:14:03,032 --> 00:14:04,966Hey.
20300:14:05,035 --> 00:14:08,904
There's a lot of blockage.I've scheduled him for surgery.
20400:14:08,974 --> 00:14:12,809We're gonna put a shuntinto one of the ventriclesto give the cerebrospinal fluid an out.
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00:14:12,880 --> 00:14:15,509No more pressure,everything goes back to normal.
20600:14:15,584 --> 00:14:18,520He's lucky to have youas his doctors.
20700:14:24,463 --> 00:14:27,160[Woman Chuckles]
20800:14:27,235 --> 00:14:30,228No formula. Just Mommy'shealthy, natural breast milk.
20900:14:30,305 --> 00:14:32,000Yummy.
21000:14:32,075 --> 00:14:35,170
Her whole face just gotswollen like this overnight.
21100:14:35,247 --> 00:14:37,478Mm-hmm.
21200:14:38,484 --> 00:14:40,817No fever.
21300:14:40,887 --> 00:14:43,721
Glands normal.Missing her vaccination dates.
21400:14:43,792 --> 00:14:46,455- We're not vaccinating.- [Baby Cooing]
21500:14:47,530 --> 00:14:50,022Gribbet! Gribbet!
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00:14:50,102 --> 00:14:51,626Gribbet!
21700:14:51,703 --> 00:14:53,398Think they don't work?
21800:14:53,473 --> 00:14:56,773I think some multinational
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Teeny, tiny baby coffins.
23100:15:34,433 --> 00:15:36,698You can get 'emin frog green,
23200:15:36,770 --> 00:15:39,205fire-engine red- really.
23300:15:39,274 --> 00:15:43,507The antibodies in yummy Mummyonly protect the kid for six months,
23400:15:43,580 --> 00:15:46,175which is why these companiesthink they can gouge you.
23500:15:46,250 --> 00:15:49,982They think that you'll spend
whatever they askto keep your kid alive.
23600:15:50,056 --> 00:15:52,081Want to change things?Prove 'em wrong.
23700:15:52,159 --> 00:15:56,757Few hundred parents like you decidethey'd rather let their kid diethan cough up 40 bucks for a vaccination,
23800:15:56,833 --> 00:15:59,325believe me,prices will drop really fast.
23900:15:59,403 --> 00:16:02,339Gribbet, gribbet, gribbet,gribbet, gribbet.
24000:16:02,408 --> 00:16:03,807
Gribbet.
24100:16:03,876 --> 00:16:05,707Tell me what she has.
24200:16:08,851 --> 00:16:11,377A cold.
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24300:16:11,454 --> 00:16:13,547[Cameron]There's a problem.
24400:16:13,624 --> 00:16:16,753Complications in surgery?Surgery went fine.He's in recovery.
24500:16:16,828 --> 00:16:19,161But we took a vialof C.S.F. And tested it.Really?
24600:16:19,232 --> 00:16:22,202Turns out the bowingwasn't the cause of his problems.It was a symptom.
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00:16:22,270 --> 00:16:24,363Oligoclonal bandsand increased intrathecal IgG.
24800:16:24,440 --> 00:16:28,605Which means multiple sclerosis.And the reason it takesthree of you to tell me this?
24900:16:28,679 --> 00:16:31,410Because we're having a disagreement
about whether or not it is M.S.
25000:16:31,483 --> 00:16:35,045No lesions on the M.R.I.It's early. He's had the diseasefor maybe two weeks.
25100:16:35,122 --> 00:16:38,854- McDonald criteria requires six monthsto make a definitive diagnosis.- Who cares about MacPhearson?
25200:16:38,928 --> 00:16:40,862- I hear he tortured kittens.- McDonald.
25300:16:40,931 --> 00:16:43,423Oh, McDonald.Wonderful doctor, loved kittens.
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25400:16:43,501 --> 00:16:45,469The V.E.P. Indicates slowing of the brain.
25500:16:45,538 --> 00:16:47,506[Cameron]Without the lesions,we can't be sure.
25600:16:47,574 --> 00:16:50,009Well, if it is, it's gone fromzero to 60 in three weeks,
25700:16:50,077 --> 00:16:52,045which would indicaterapidly progressive M.S.
25800:16:52,114 --> 00:16:55,448Not the fun M.S.
With the balloons and the bike ridesfor cripples in wheelchairs.
25900:16:55,519 --> 00:16:58,648- We should wait until-- Start treating him now,
26000:16:58,723 --> 00:17:02,991maybe he can walkfor another couple of years,maybe live for another five.
26100:17:03,063 --> 00:17:05,589Break it to the family.I'm going home.
26200:17:05,667 --> 00:17:09,729[Chase] It'll take monthsfor a definitive diagnosis.What'll happen to me?
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00:17:11,409 --> 00:17:13,674M.S. Is an incredibly variable disease.
26400:17:13,745 --> 00:17:17,147If it is M.S., and we're nota hundred percent sure.
26500:17:17,218 --> 00:17:19,687
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What do you think is gonna happen?
26600:17:23,026 --> 00:17:25,325There are some medicationsto manage the symptoms,
26700:17:25,396 --> 00:17:28,525but as the disease progresses,the problems will become more severe.
26800:17:28,601 --> 00:17:30,934Bowel and bladder dysfunction,
26900:17:31,004 --> 00:17:33,599loss of cognitive function, pain-
27000:17:33,675 --> 00:17:36,167So it's gonna hurt?
27100:17:37,380 --> 00:17:39,815The brain's like a big jumble of wires.
27200:17:39,884 --> 00:17:42,445M.S. Strips them of the insulation,and the nerves die.
27300:17:42,522 --> 00:17:45,151Brain interprets it as pain.
27400:17:45,225 --> 00:17:48,491But by starting treatment,we're gonna prevent thatfor as long as possible.
27500:17:49,498 --> 00:17:51,432We're looking intoa couple of specialists,
27600:17:51,501 --> 00:17:55,029
and until we get you squared away,you'll stay here, okay?
27700:18:15,736 --> 00:18:18,228Security checked the videotapesfrom all perimeter cameras.
27800:18:18,308 --> 00:18:20,539
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He's still gotta be in the hospital.Where's Chase?
27900:18:20,611 --> 00:18:23,172Main floor.Okay. You take the cafeteriaand administration.
28000:18:23,248 --> 00:18:25,843I'll hit the research annexand work my way back to you.
28100:18:49,386 --> 00:18:51,617[Ringing]
28200:19:03,207 --> 00:19:05,198Dan?
28300:19:06,711 --> 00:19:09,374
[Ringing Continues]
28400:19:09,449 --> 00:19:12,317[Answering Machine Clicks][House]I'm not here. Leave a message.
28500:19:12,387 --> 00:19:14,321[Beep]
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00:19:18,663 --> 00:19:21,462Dr. Cuddy.Great outfit.
28700:19:21,533 --> 00:19:23,798What are you doingback here? Patient?
28800:19:23,870 --> 00:19:27,363No. Hooker. Went to my officeinstead of my home.
28900:19:28,744 --> 00:19:30,735[Elevator Bell Dings]
29000:19:37,757 --> 00:19:40,192Dr. House.
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00:19:40,261 --> 00:19:43,060Dan's missing.Yeah. I got that part from the message.
29200:19:43,131 --> 00:19:46,363You said I was needed immediately.He shouldn't moveafter a lumbar puncture.
29300:19:46,437 --> 00:19:49,134I agree. He's gonna havea very nasty headache.
29400:19:49,207 --> 00:19:52,336That would also be my opinionif consulted tomorrow morning.
29500:19:52,412 --> 00:19:55,576We wanted to keep you informed.He heard some pretty heavy news.
29600:19:57,419 --> 00:20:00,116This is not a toddler wanderingaround a department store.
29700:20:00,191 --> 00:20:03,389He's 16. You'll find him.
29800:20:03,462 --> 00:20:05,396I'm going home.
29900:20:05,465 --> 00:20:08,435So when you say,"Call me if you need anything,"you mean don't call?
30000:20:08,502 --> 00:20:10,733No, I mean call meif I could do something.
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00:20:10,806 --> 00:20:14,937I'm bad at search parties,and I'm bad at sitting aroundlooking nervous, doing nothing.
30200:20:15,012 --> 00:20:17,037What about his parents?Should we call them?
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30300:20:17,115 --> 00:20:19,516Why? Do you thinkthey're hiding him?
30400:20:19,586 --> 00:20:21,554Make sure someonechecks the roof.
30500:20:22,623 --> 00:20:26,424Some of the orderlieskeep the door propped openso they can grab a smoke.
30600:21:00,979 --> 00:21:03,847[Chase]Dan. You okay?
30700:21:10,594 --> 00:21:14,326There are experimental treatments.
Ongoing research.
30800:21:14,399 --> 00:21:16,800Who knows what they'll discoverin a year or two.
30900:21:16,870 --> 00:21:18,838This is where I dropped the ball.
31000:21:18,906 --> 00:21:21,432
Dan, we're standingon the roof of the hospital.
31100:21:24,113 --> 00:21:26,104Dan.
31200:21:26,183 --> 00:21:28,208Dan, you're not on the field.
31300:21:28,286 --> 00:21:30,448
He doesn't know where he is.Dan.
31400:21:30,523 --> 00:21:31,888Foreman.
31500:21:33,093 --> 00:21:34,856Dan.
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31600:21:36,098 --> 00:21:38,032- Dan?- Dan, no!
31700:21:48,717 --> 00:21:51,209Dr. Foreman.
31800:21:52,856 --> 00:21:54,847I assume you found the kid.
31900:21:54,926 --> 00:21:57,521He almost walked offthe roof.Suicidal?
32000:21:57,596 --> 00:22:01,465No, he thought he was on hislacrosse field. Look, I was gonna
run home, shower, change-
32100:22:01,535 --> 00:22:03,469Conscious?Yeah.
32200:22:04,539 --> 00:22:07,134How'd you talk him down?Actually, Chase tackled him.
323
00:22:07,210 --> 00:22:09,144How come you didn't do it?
32400:22:09,213 --> 00:22:11,648Right. Well, I am black,but he was closer.
32500:22:11,716 --> 00:22:14,151[Elevator Bell Dings]
326
00:22:14,221 --> 00:22:16,212Come on.You can ride up with me.
32700:22:17,292 --> 00:22:19,454[Sighs]
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Anybody tell the family thattheir boy almost stepped off a roof?They must be thrilled.
32900:22:26,706 --> 00:22:28,902They're not suing,but I think only becauseChase asked-
33000:22:28,976 --> 00:22:31,502Why does everybodyalways think I'm being sarcastic?
33100:22:31,579 --> 00:22:33,775This is great news.He doesn't have M.S.
33200:22:33,849 --> 00:22:37,547Parents should be thrilled.The mom anyway. Of course,
the dad probably doesn't know-
33300:22:37,622 --> 00:22:41,924- Why doesn't he have M.S.?- He was on the roof, thinkinghe was on a lacrosse field.
33400:22:41,995 --> 00:22:45,864- Conscious, and therefore nota night terror. You want some of this?- Yeah, sure.
33500:22:45,934 --> 00:22:48,027He was in an acuteconfusional state,
33600:22:48,104 --> 00:22:50,903which doesn't fit witha demyelinating disease like M.S.
33700:22:50,975 --> 00:22:53,034
Oligoclonal bands-Were real.
33800:22:53,111 --> 00:22:56,639They just mean somethingother than M.S.So, what are they telling us?
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00:22:56,717 --> 00:22:58,708That the immune systemis working?Right.
34000:22:58,786 --> 00:23:00,914He has an infection in his brain.
34100:23:00,990 --> 00:23:02,981What about sex?
34200:23:03,059 --> 00:23:06,291Well, it might get complicated.I mean, we work together.
34300:23:06,364 --> 00:23:09,425- I'm older, certainly, but maybe you like that.- I meant maybe he has neurosyphilis.
344
00:23:09,502 --> 00:23:13,269- Huh. Nice cover.- Sorry. R.P.R. Was negative.
34500:23:13,340 --> 00:23:16,799[House] We don't needa definitive test to confirm.Sure. Didn't need one to confirm M.S.
34600:23:16,879 --> 00:23:21,375Okay. Let's wait for you to
run titers on 1,400 viruses whilethis kid's brain turns to mush.
34700:23:21,452 --> 00:23:25,048So the fact thathe doesn't have M.S.,it's- it's really not good news after all.
34800:23:25,125 --> 00:23:27,253Well, it is if it's neurosyphilis.
34900:23:27,328 --> 00:23:30,389The likelihood of a false negativeon an R.P.R. Test: 30%.
35000:23:30,466 --> 00:23:33,959Likelihood of a 16-year-old having sex:Roughly 120%.
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35100:23:34,038 --> 00:23:36,473I'll start him on I.V. Penicillin.We're not gonna wait for that.
35200:23:36,541 --> 00:23:40,069The most effective wayto deliver the drug isright into his brain via the spine.
35300:23:40,147 --> 00:23:42,081We can't.In a cramped space like the brain,
35400:23:42,150 --> 00:23:45,917increased intracranial pressurefrom a high-volume drug like penicillincould herniate his brain stem.
35500:23:45,989 --> 00:23:49,016
It'd kill him.No neurologist in his right mindwould recommend that.
35600:23:49,093 --> 00:23:51,927Show of hands.Who thinks I'm notin my right mind?
35700:23:51,998 --> 00:23:55,867And who thinks I forget this
fairly basic neurological fact?
35800:23:55,937 --> 00:23:58,168Who thinks there's a third option?
35900:24:00,243 --> 00:24:04,180- Very good. What's the third choice?- No idea. You just askedif I thought there was one.
360
00:24:07,987 --> 00:24:11,082The patient has a shunt in his brain.There'll be no increased pressure.
36100:24:11,159 --> 00:24:13,685We can put as much penicillininto his body as we want.
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Nail file.
37500:25:08,042 --> 00:25:10,101Yeah. Pain will make youdo stupid things.
37600:25:11,181 --> 00:25:14,208- Something to take the edge off?- Yeah.
37700:25:16,354 --> 00:25:18,345Cheers.
37800:25:22,163 --> 00:25:25,190So, you have family herein Princeton?
37900:25:25,268 --> 00:25:27,999No.
Here on work?
38000:25:28,072 --> 00:25:30,268- No. Why are you-- Does your penis hurt?
38100:25:30,342 --> 00:25:32,504No. What?Should it?
382
00:25:32,579 --> 00:25:36,107No. Just thought I'd toss youa really inappropriate question.
38300:25:36,184 --> 00:25:40,315- Your lawyer's gonna love it.- Why would I want to sue you?I want you to treat me.
38400:25:40,390 --> 00:25:42,859- You're from Maplewood,
New Jersey, right?- Yeah.
38500:25:42,927 --> 00:25:45,192Now, why would youdrive 70 miles...
38600:25:45,264 --> 00:25:48,200
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to get treatment for a conditionthat a nine-year-old could diagnose?
38700:25:49,737 --> 00:25:52,673It's the free-flowing pusthat's the tip-off.
38800:25:52,742 --> 00:25:55,644I was in town.Not for family.Not for work.
38900:25:55,713 --> 00:25:59,047You drove 70 milesto a walk-in clinic.You passed two hospitals on the road.
39000:25:59,118 --> 00:26:02,611Either you've got a problemwith those hospitals,
or they have a problem with you.
39100:26:02,689 --> 00:26:05,215My guess is you've suedhalf the doctors in Maplewood,
39200:26:05,293 --> 00:26:07,352and the rest are nowrefusing to help you.
393
00:26:07,429 --> 00:26:11,161It's ironic, isn't it?Sort of like the boy who sued wolf.
39400:26:11,235 --> 00:26:14,467You know, I bet we havea doctor here named Wolf.
39500:26:14,540 --> 00:26:16,975How perfect would that be?
39600:26:17,044 --> 00:26:19,343- I'm gonna page him.- Okay. You know what?Thank you.
39700:26:19,414 --> 00:26:21,679I'm gonna find a doctorto take care of this.
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39800:26:21,751 --> 00:26:23,685I didn't say I wouldn't treat you.
39900:26:23,754 --> 00:26:27,088- We'll drain your knee,run some lab work. Fix you up.- Why would you do that?
40000:26:27,159 --> 00:26:29,093I'm a people person.
40100:26:29,162 --> 00:26:31,688[Elevator Bell Dings]You actually treated him?
40200:26:31,766 --> 00:26:33,734All I know is he sued some doctors.
40300:26:33,802 --> 00:26:36,135Who am I to assume they didn'thave it coming to them?
40400:26:36,205 --> 00:26:39,539The cutest little tennis outfit.My God, I thought I wasgonna have a heart attack.
40500:26:39,611 --> 00:26:42,843
Oh, my. Didn't see you there.That is so embarrassing.How's your hooker doing?
40600:26:42,915 --> 00:26:44,849Sweet of you to ask.Funny story.
40700:26:44,918 --> 00:26:48,719She was gonna be hospitaladministrator, but just hated
having to screw people like that.
40800:26:48,791 --> 00:26:51,590- Heard you found her on the roof.- You have very acute hearing.
40900:26:51,661 --> 00:26:53,356You notify the parents?
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41000:26:53,431 --> 00:26:55,365In due course, of course.
41100:26:55,434 --> 00:26:58,927And is there a paternity beton the father of the patient?
41200:26:59,006 --> 00:27:02,306Doesn't sound like me.Well, it does, actually,but doesn't mean you're guilty.
41300:27:02,377 --> 00:27:04,368You think?I saw the parents in the lobby.
41400:27:04,447 --> 00:27:09,477- Smart money's obviously on the father.
- My guy knows a guy who canget you in for 50 bucks.
41500:27:09,555 --> 00:27:13,458Fine. Tell your guy, if I win,you attend the faculty symposium,and you wear a tie.
41600:27:13,527 --> 00:27:15,996And if I win,no clinic hours for a week.
41700:27:16,064 --> 00:27:18,397My guy will call your guy.
41800:27:20,904 --> 00:27:23,100She's very good at her job.
41900:27:26,480 --> 00:27:29,848[Whimpers]The treatments should
start helping soon.
42000:27:29,917 --> 00:27:33,285Let us know if it gets easierto focus on things,remember stuff.
42100:27:35,292 --> 00:27:38,751
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Hey, Dan. Isn't Dr. Cameron'snecklace a beauty?
42200:27:38,830 --> 00:27:40,889Something South American, I think.
42300:27:40,967 --> 00:27:42,935Yeah. Guatemalan.
42400:27:44,005 --> 00:27:46,030It's a cool necklace.
42500:27:47,778 --> 00:27:50,441- Thank you so much.- The kid's in pain.
42600:27:52,050 --> 00:27:54,611[Man]Don't fight it. Just let it happen.
No.
42700:27:54,687 --> 00:27:56,712[Woman]You'll be dead in two days.No what?
42800:27:56,791 --> 00:27:59,056[Woman #2]I give it a day.Dan? You okay?
42900:27:59,127 --> 00:28:00,287Dan?
43000:28:00,363 --> 00:28:02,832- [Man]Night terrors.- Decomposition once he's in the grave.
43100:28:02,900 --> 00:28:05,802
- [Man] Say good-bye toyour mother and father.- He's hearing voices.
43200:28:05,870 --> 00:28:08,339[Woman]You're dying.It's all over, Dan.
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43300:28:09,576 --> 00:28:12,808You're dying.Dying. Dead.!
43400:28:13,816 --> 00:28:16,877Push two milligramsI.V. Ativan, stat.
43500:28:16,953 --> 00:28:19,582- [Woman]It's all over.- Come on, Dan.
43600:28:19,658 --> 00:28:21,489Get out of my head!
43700:28:23,296 --> 00:28:26,289Auditory hallucination showsfurther brain degeneration.
43800:28:26,367 --> 00:28:30,395Penicillin's not working.So either it'sa bad batch of penicillin,
43900:28:30,474 --> 00:28:32,465or our diagnosis is wrong.
44000:28:34,313 --> 00:28:36,304
Square one.
44100:28:36,382 --> 00:28:40,319Midnite.[Foreman]L.F. T.'s, B.U.N. And creatinine are all normal.
44200:28:40,387 --> 00:28:42,856- Diabetes is out, and no gap.- There goes metabolic.
44300:28:42,925 --> 00:28:45,588- M.R.A. Rules out vasculitis.- "L" for inflammation.
44400:28:45,662 --> 00:28:48,291- Too young for anythingdegenerative.- "D," see ya.
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44500:28:48,366 --> 00:28:50,631"N" for neoplastic.M.R.I. Was clean.
44600:28:51,705 --> 00:28:54,334- "L" for inflammation.- We already did that.
44700:28:54,408 --> 00:28:57,674- Stupid to have two I's in one mnemonic.What's the other one?- Infection.
44800:28:57,747 --> 00:29:01,844- Oligoclonal bands still have to mean something.- But no fevers. White count's elevated,but within range.
449
00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:04,549We've tested for anything remotelypossible. Everything's negative.
45000:29:04,624 --> 00:29:08,322- C.T. Scan rules out subdural.- Trauma. Later much.
45100:29:13,603 --> 00:29:17,734You know the problem?"Midnight'"is actually spelled
with a "G'"and an "H. '"
45200:29:18,744 --> 00:29:21,612If we could just figure outwhat those letters stand for.
45300:29:25,788 --> 00:29:29,316It's a sick brain,having fun,
454
00:29:30,895 --> 00:29:33,057torturing him, talking to him.
45500:29:38,607 --> 00:29:40,598Scaring the hell out of him.
45600:29:43,080 --> 00:29:47,849Get him an E.E.G., left and right E.O.G.,
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esophageal microphones.
45700:29:47,920 --> 00:29:51,789If this thing wants to talk,let's listen.
45800:29:53,495 --> 00:29:57,432We're missing something.This is screwed-up.
45900:29:57,501 --> 00:30:01,029That's why you came up withthe brain talking to the virus thing?
46000:30:01,106 --> 00:30:02,903I panicked, okay?
46100:30:02,976 --> 00:30:06,777Sounded cool though.
They bought it.
46200:30:09,352 --> 00:30:12,083Oh, crap.
46300:30:12,156 --> 00:30:16,686Another reason I don't likemeeting patients. If they don't knowwhat you look like, they can't yell at you.
464
00:30:16,763 --> 00:30:18,754Here we go.
46500:30:21,970 --> 00:30:24,405How can you just sit there?
46600:30:25,843 --> 00:30:27,811If I eat standing up, I spill.
46700:30:27,879 --> 00:30:30,940
Our son is dying,and you could care less.
46800:30:32,119 --> 00:30:35,146We're going through hell.You're doing nothing?
46900:30:36,158 --> 00:30:39,959
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- I'm sorry. You need to vent.I understand.- Don't be condescending.
47000:30:41,032 --> 00:30:43,433You haven't checkedin on him once.
47100:30:43,502 --> 00:30:46,165Blood pressure is 110 over 70.
47200:30:46,240 --> 00:30:49,039His shunt is patent, well-placedin the right lateral ventricle.
47300:30:49,110 --> 00:30:53,640The E.K.G. Shows a normal Q. R.S.With deep-wave inversions throughoutboth limb and precordial leads.
47400:30:53,717 --> 00:30:56,619L.F. T.'s are elevated,but only twice the normal range.
47500:30:56,689 --> 00:30:59,158Oh, yeah. And he's hearing voices.
47600:31:03,398 --> 00:31:05,389Go hold his hand.
47700:31:07,304 --> 00:31:09,899Go on. I'll bus your tray.
47800:31:13,747 --> 00:31:15,738[No Audible Dialogue]
47900:31:23,861 --> 00:31:26,763- Got any sample bags on you?- I don't believe you.
48000:31:26,833 --> 00:31:30,497You're gonna run D.N.A. Tests?Their son is deathly ill.
48100:31:30,572 --> 00:31:34,703I know. It's terrible.But the fact is, if I don't keep busywith trivial things like this,
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48200:31:34,778 --> 00:31:36,906I'm afraidI might start to cry.You're an ass.
48300:31:36,981 --> 00:31:39,883Yeah? You want to double the bet?
48400:31:50,601 --> 00:31:53,264General Hospital is on channel 6.
48500:31:53,338 --> 00:31:56,900Dan's brain's not showingchannel 6 right now.Only mush.
48600:31:56,977 --> 00:31:59,173No epileptiform activity.
48700:32:00,849 --> 00:32:03,614What are you doing?Waiting for C.B.C. And CHEM-7.
48800:32:03,686 --> 00:32:06,588Good. Run D.N.A. On these.
48900:32:08,160 --> 00:32:11,028What's this?
Parents' coffee cups.
49000:32:12,733 --> 00:32:15,134I can't believe you.I've had this conversationonce already.
49100:32:15,204 --> 00:32:17,799If you've gotsomething else to do, do it.Otherwise, do this.
49200:32:26,053 --> 00:32:29,114Dr. House.Hey. Mr. Funsten.
49300:32:29,191 --> 00:32:32,252I was wonderingwhen you'd be back.
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You got some papers for me?
49400:32:32,329 --> 00:32:35,766You've caused meconsiderable mental distress.I certainly hope so.
49500:32:36,802 --> 00:32:40,864What? Too cheap to getyour lawyer to serve it for you,or is it just more fun this way?
49600:32:40,942 --> 00:32:43,138I'm obviously preparedto consider a settlement.
49700:32:43,212 --> 00:32:45,305You have gonorrhea.
498
00:32:47,117 --> 00:32:50,952No, I don't.Well, maybe you're right,but I have the lab result says you do.
49900:32:51,022 --> 00:32:53,617Could be a false positive,and normally I'd run a second test,
50000:32:53,694 --> 00:32:57,096but since you're here,
I'll just go with the first.You're just trying to scare me.
50100:32:57,165 --> 00:33:00,499It's reportable, you know.Public health issue.I'll be sure to let my wife know.
50200:33:00,570 --> 00:33:03,199Don't bother yourself.The state will call for you.
50300:33:03,274 --> 00:33:05,835If you're clean, I'm sureit'll all blow over. No big deal.
50400:33:05,911 --> 00:33:09,245There's an easy way to find out.Get one of your doctors to run a test.
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50500:33:11,219 --> 00:33:13,153Uh-uh.
50600:33:13,222 --> 00:33:15,987These are mine now.I'll see you in court.[Elevator Bell Dings]
50700:33:20,432 --> 00:33:24,301West Nile negative. Not surprisingsince not too many mosquitoes passingthrough Jersey in December.
50800:33:24,372 --> 00:33:26,864No eastern equine encephalitis.You guys aren't gonna believe this.
50900:33:26,942 --> 00:33:30,879
What's that?House is right.The father's not the father.
51000:33:30,948 --> 00:33:34,851[Sighs]Dude doubled up on me.
51100:33:34,921 --> 00:33:36,980You're not gonna believe this.
51200:33:37,057 --> 00:33:39,549The mother's not the mother either.
51300:33:40,829 --> 00:33:43,856It's not a good ideato move your son in his condition.
51400:33:43,934 --> 00:33:46,529- We just want a second opinion.- [Father]
We need an answer.
51500:33:47,339 --> 00:33:50,798You idiots.You lied to me.
51600:33:50,878 --> 00:33:52,812We didn't lie about anything.
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51700:33:52,881 --> 00:33:56,079- You, on the other hand,accused us of molesting our son.- Perfect.
51800:33:56,152 --> 00:33:58,917Can we get off my screwupsand focus on theirs?
51900:33:58,989 --> 00:34:01,082Theirs is bigger.You're not Dan's parents.
52000:34:01,159 --> 00:34:03,993We're his parents.He was adopted.He doesn't need to know.
521
00:34:04,064 --> 00:34:06,055- I do.- Adoption makes us just as much-
52200:34:06,133 --> 00:34:10,469Listen. When we were takinghis medical history, were you confused?
52300:34:10,540 --> 00:34:13,339Did you think we were looking fora genetic clue to his condition,
52400:34:13,410 --> 00:34:17,472or did you think we were trying toascertain who loves him the mostin the whole wide world?
52500:34:17,550 --> 00:34:19,712How did you find out about this?
52600:34:19,786 --> 00:34:23,188
- I sampled their D.N.A.- We didn't give you any D.N.A.
52700:34:23,258 --> 00:34:25,693Your coffee cups from the cafeteria.
52800:34:25,762 --> 00:34:29,699- You can't do that.
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- Again, why are we gettinghung up on what I did?
52900:34:29,768 --> 00:34:35,606- Your medical history is useless.- No. We gave you a detailed historyof his biological mother.
53000:34:35,677 --> 00:34:38,841Her history.Nonsmoker, good health,
53100:34:38,914 --> 00:34:41,440low cholesterol,no blood pressure problems.
53200:34:41,518 --> 00:34:43,646Dan was adopted two weeksafter he was born.
53300:34:43,721 --> 00:34:48,057- You have his history. There's nothingyou need to know that we didn't tell you.- Sounds reasonable.
53400:34:48,129 --> 00:34:51,190Well, if you want to transferyour boy, that is your choice.
53500:34:51,266 --> 00:34:53,963
I still think it's the wrong-Was she vaccinated?
53600:34:56,073 --> 00:34:59,043The biological mother.When she was a baby,did she get her vaccinations?
53700:34:59,111 --> 00:35:02,104Dan was vaccinated.At six months.
53800:35:02,182 --> 00:35:05,880Mm-hmm.Do you know why kidsget vaccinated at six months?
53900:35:05,954 --> 00:35:08,583Because before that
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they are protected...
54000:35:08,658 --> 00:35:11,253by their biological mother'simmune system.
54100:35:11,328 --> 00:35:14,093So, was she vaccinated?
54200:35:17,872 --> 00:35:20,637[House]An infant picks upa regular old measles virus.
54300:35:20,709 --> 00:35:22,643Gets a rash.
54400:35:22,712 --> 00:35:26,342He's extremely uncomfortable,
has a wicked fever, but he lives.
54500:35:26,418 --> 00:35:30,287Here's the kicker.Once every million or so times,
54600:35:30,356 --> 00:35:32,655the virus mutates.
54700:35:32,727 --> 00:35:35,253
Instead of Dan havinga fever and a rash,
54800:35:35,331 --> 00:35:37,994the virus travelsto his brain and hides,
54900:35:38,068 --> 00:35:40,002like a time bomb.
550
00:35:40,071 --> 00:35:42,438In this case, for 16 years.
55100:35:42,508 --> 00:35:45,069Subacute sclerosing panencephalitis.
55200:35:46,481 --> 00:35:49,940I know. There's only been
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20 cases in the United Statesin the last 30 years.
55300:35:50,019 --> 00:35:53,353I suppose you could makean argument the kid's still in stage I.
55400:35:53,424 --> 00:35:55,552Once S.S.P.E. Movesto stage II, it's-
55500:35:55,627 --> 00:35:58,756Boom. Stage II is universally fatal.
55600:35:58,832 --> 00:36:01,802I assume its impossible to knowwhen he might move into stage II.
55700:36:01,870 --> 00:36:06,069
He's already started showing symptoms.Could be a month. Could be tonight.
55800:36:06,143 --> 00:36:08,374Can we treat it?Ask the neurologist.
55900:36:08,446 --> 00:36:10,539Intraventricular interferon.
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00:36:10,616 --> 00:36:14,485Not gonna shove a spikeinto his brain and drip interferonwithout confirming this diagnosis.
56100:36:14,555 --> 00:36:18,322- Tap him.- We won't get a reliable resultfor measles antibodies in his C.S.F.
56200:36:18,394 --> 00:36:20,328
Not after everythingwe've given him.
56300:36:20,397 --> 00:36:23,196So the wrong treatment killsany hope of the right diagnosis.
56400:36:23,268 --> 00:36:26,033
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Why do people lie to me?
56500:36:26,106 --> 00:36:28,040[Sighs]Could also kill him.
56600:36:28,109 --> 00:36:32,548Your ball, Foreman.Tell me I don't have tobiopsy his brain.
56700:36:34,117 --> 00:36:36,210Well, there is one other way.
56800:36:37,789 --> 00:36:39,780You sure this isn't gonna hurt?
56900:36:39,859 --> 00:36:41,850Yeah. It's just scary as hell.
57000:36:41,929 --> 00:36:44,057See, we go through the pupil.
57100:36:44,132 --> 00:36:46,363But you won't feel it.The eye's been paralyzed.
57200:36:46,435 --> 00:36:48,768The needle travels
to the back of the eye,
57300:36:48,838 --> 00:36:51,706which is where we'll performthe biopsy on your retina.
57400:36:57,051 --> 00:37:00,078So we've confirmed thatthe problem is this mutated virus.
575
00:37:00,156 --> 00:37:03,957The treatment for S.S.P.E.Is intraventricular interferon.
57600:37:04,028 --> 00:37:06,759We implant an ommaya reservoirunder the scalp,
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00:37:06,832 --> 00:37:09,063which is connected toa ventricular catheter...
57800:37:09,135 --> 00:37:11,696that delivers the antiviraldirectly to the left hemisphere.
57900:37:11,772 --> 00:37:15,607You want us to consent to this?I don't even understandwhat you're talking about.
58000:37:15,678 --> 00:37:17,737Well, the antiviral-
58100:37:20,518 --> 00:37:22,452Look. I'm sorry.
582
00:37:22,521 --> 00:37:26,892I can explain this as best I can,but the notion that you're gonna fullyunderstand your son's treatment...
58300:37:26,961 --> 00:37:31,092and make an informed decisionis- is kind of insane.
58400:37:32,837 --> 00:37:35,102Here's what you need to know.
58500:37:36,109 --> 00:37:38,077It's dangerous.
58600:37:38,145 --> 00:37:40,376It could kill him.
58700:37:40,448 --> 00:37:42,439You should do it.
58800:37:42,518 --> 00:37:45,511[Machine Beeping][Chattering]
58900:37:53,534 --> 00:37:55,765[Woman]Did you need something else?
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59000:38:14,398 --> 00:38:17,527You can't order a $3,200D.N.A. Test to win a bet.
59100:38:17,602 --> 00:38:19,764It's not an actual cost.
59200:38:19,839 --> 00:38:23,708I don't know if you know this,but the hospital actually ownsthe sequencing machine.
59300:38:23,778 --> 00:38:26,373- I'm serious.- Tell the parents to submitthe bill to insurance.
59400:38:26,449 --> 00:38:28,280Insurance is not gonna
pay for a bet.
59500:38:28,352 --> 00:38:32,723Should. We don't make that bet,the kid dies.
59600:38:32,791 --> 00:38:35,659If not for the paternity bet,I never would have taken their D.N.A.
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00:38:35,730 --> 00:38:40,533Without their D.N.A., we never would havediscovered that Dan was adopted,which was the key to this case.
59800:38:40,603 --> 00:38:42,571You just don't want to pay your end.
59900:38:42,639 --> 00:38:45,541Big mistake. My guy knows a guy.
60000:38:45,610 --> 00:38:49,308Fine. I will let you out ofclinic duty for one week,
60100:38:49,383 --> 00:38:52,376after you pay the 3,200for the P.C.R. Test.
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60200:39:00,165 --> 00:39:01,689Ooh.
60300:39:01,768 --> 00:39:05,227Well, now, there'sthe hundred you owe me.
60400:39:06,307 --> 00:39:08,241Here's a hundredI won from Cameron.
60500:39:08,310 --> 00:39:10,871200 I took off of Foreman.
60600:39:12,250 --> 00:39:14,719And 600...
60700:39:14,787 --> 00:39:17,279
I got from Wilson.
60800:39:18,492 --> 00:39:20,050Very bitter.
60900:39:24,000 --> 00:39:26,025[Cameron]Hey. Good morning.
61000:39:26,103 --> 00:39:28,868
Good news on your E.E.G.Treatment is working.
61100:39:28,941 --> 00:39:31,034And your immune system is responding.
61200:39:31,111 --> 00:39:34,513I know it's early,but I just want to take a look.
613
00:39:35,851 --> 00:39:39,754All right.Let's see what that brainof yours can do.
61400:39:39,824 --> 00:39:43,283Name as many animals as you canthat start with the letter "O."
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61500:39:43,362 --> 00:39:45,421Ostrich.
61600:39:46,200 --> 00:39:48,965Ox. Old elephant.
61700:39:49,037 --> 00:39:51,871Well, that's two betterthan last time.
61800:39:52,943 --> 00:39:55,469How you doing withthe whole adoption thing?
61900:39:55,546 --> 00:39:58,345- I knew since fifth grade.- How's that?
620
00:39:58,418 --> 00:40:01,354Cleft chin.
62100:40:01,422 --> 00:40:04,017I have one.My dad doesn't.
62200:40:04,092 --> 00:40:08,724Looked it up on the Internet.It's one of those trait things.
62300:40:08,800 --> 00:40:11,292That's right. It's autosomal dominant.
62400:40:12,304 --> 00:40:16,743Since neither of your parents havecleft chins, it's highly unlikelyyou're biologically related.
62500:40:18,080 --> 00:40:22,781- Are you sure you're okay?
- I've got no problemswith being adopted.
62600:40:23,788 --> 00:40:25,779I love my parents.
62700:40:29,096 --> 00:40:31,531How's he doing?
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He's doing pretty well.
62800:40:31,599 --> 00:40:33,157He's a smart kid.
62900:40:33,235 --> 00:40:35,203I think he's gonna be fine.
63000:40:38,977 --> 00:40:41,310- Hey.- Thanks.
63100:40:52,564 --> 00:40:54,555[Crowd Cheering]
63200:41:16,700 --> 00:41:18,965Wheels, 18. Wheels.
633
00:41:23,843 --> 00:41:25,834[Cheering]
63400:43:08,096 --> 00:43:09,358That's some bad hat, Harry.
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