• The “non person” Ambush

And it’s because we care that we’ve decided to speak up.

-What the Hell? You’re no fun anymore. And you never laugh at our jokes.

-They’re not funny. -The joke…

…

…I told the other day...

-I almost spilled my drink.

-That’s how funny it was. -Not just that. Your beer

pong skills… they’re… -They’re crap!

-You’re never at happy hour.

-Where are you? -Um… I go to…

…the gym.

-Is that the new place on third street? -No, it’s the

place with repetitive lifting.

-You non-person! -I’m a real person!

-This madness has to stop!

-There’s something I need to tell you.

-We’re listening. -We’re here…

for you. -I do drink.

-But it’s a bad liquor.

-Which bad liquor?

-But it is liquor?

-Do you drink Vodka, Rum, Tequila?

-No. -Do you drink Ale, lager, Porter?

-No -Do you drink box wine?

-No…Worse. I drink Boone’s Farm.

- You Knew?

-How come you didn’t say anything?

-Cheers

-I’m still going to make fun of you.

- You Person.