Squeaky Clean Legacy 18.2: The End

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The finale of the Squeaky Clean Legacy.

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WelcomebacktotheSqueakyCleanLegacyforthelast8me.Fouryearshavegoneintothis—fouryearsofpink,girls,goodbehavior,andmostlyhappyendings.Andatthispoint,mysimselfhasonlyoneques8on...

SimMe:HowtheheckdoIfinishthisoff?ThistookalotlongerthanIthoughtitwould,withonethingandanother‐‐

‐‐andIamnotgoingtoadmittogeLngdistractedwri8ngotherthings.

Excuseme.

Flavius:Um,Prof?Iwaswonderingif....youhaven’treallyincludedmuchabouttheRomans,orme,lately,andyou’refinishingeverythingup...AndIthinkI’vedonesomeservicetothisLegacy,and...

SimMe:Andyouwanttohavesomemoreface8meforyourselfandalltheRomans.Flavius:Um...yes.

SimMe:Well,Flavius,Ithinkthat’sfair.ASerall,thisLegacywouldn’thavebeenwhatitwaswithoutalltheRomanrefugeesfrom*TenCaesars.*AndyouhavesucceededatrunningforMayor,andMakingThingsMoreRomanAroundHere...

Flavius:AndTwelveLabors.SimMe:AlmostTwelveSortofLabors,yes.

SimMe:Soyes,Flavius.Youmayhaveyourface8me.

Flavius:*8ng*

MarcusisDeandCassius’son,andwhentherebuildhappened,helosthisperfectlynicemiddle‐agedlifewithhishusbandGregandwentbacktobeingatoddler.Toilet‐trainingalloveragain.Highschoolalloveragain.Thinkaboutit.Soitishigh8mehegraduatedfromcollege.

Ialsohadtorebuildhishouse.MykonosisnamedaSeraGreekislandnotableforitsseasideresortfriendlytogentlemenseekingmutualinterests.LikeanyGreekisland,itisstrongontheuseofstuccoandalotofblue.Thesaunasandhottubsareop8onal.

Mostoftheguestsarecollegefriends,ofwhomMarcusandGreghavealot.

NotealsothatMarcusandGregliveinwhatmightbecalledtheRomanQuarter.

AndbecauseIcannotresisttakingartyweddingpix...

De’salwaysthrilledtoseeoneofherkidsorgrandkidsgetmarried,Cassiusisthrilledthatshe’sthrilled,andFlaviusjustlikesagoodparty.

Thecakelooksdelicious,andwhileitisbeingcut...

...anuninvitedguestarrives.IwasactuallyquiterelievedtoseeS8nkytheSkunkshowup,asZanekeepswan8ngtobeFriendswithProfinawaythatratherworriesme.Andthatisnotwhatweddingsarefor.

Ideally,aweddingshouldbespentqueuingupforthebathroomandthinkinghatethoughtsabouttheSimswhoareoccupyingit.

Orikes:Sohowisthemayoralcampaigngoing?

Flavius:Agh,don’task.IthinkI’vehaditwithpoli8cians.

*universeceasesinitsmo8on*

Ul8mately,Gregmakesitclearthattheweddingisoverandthatitishigh8meforeveryonetogohome.Runningaroundnudewilldothat.

Imen8onedthatMarcusandGregliveintheRomanQuarter.YoucanseetheirhomefromthisRomanvilla‐‐

‐‐whichisflankedbytheRomanvillainwhichSimProf,Flavius,CassiusandDeliveontheotherside.

ThisisthehomeofCassiusandDe’sdescendents,allRomansandtheirSimselfwives.FromleStoright:CassiusandDe,OctaviusandDenise/Avidreader,DecimusandPenguingirl,Ter8usandOrikes,SextusandPurplebunny...

AndnowtherewillbeanotherRomanheirandSimselfbride.

Duodecimus,SextusandPurpleBunny’sson,movedhomefromcollegeandinvitedRoseFyre,theauthoroftheBuffyverseApocalypse,tomovein.

ItdidnottakeherlongtofindanappropriateRomanweddingdress,ortobegintofitin.

SimselvestendtobethemostfrivolousandleastfocusedSimsinmygame.

TheyalsohavetroublewithconceptslikeKnowingWhentoComeinOutoftheRain.

MostoftheSimselvesintheneighborhoodhavebeeninvitedtothewedding.Thisrequiresalotofchairs.

PurpleBunny:IthoughtI’dwearmyoldweddingdresstomyson’swedding.Saves8me,don’tyouthink?

De:Ohyes!Ialwaysdo!Tobefair,De’sdressdoesnotshriek“weddingdress.”

Soon,mostoftheSimselvesareseatedandtalkingaboutthestuffsimselvesusuallytalkabout:lips,hearts...

....firstWooHoo,andwhoisaPopularitySim.Andtheyhaveshortaden8onspans.

Almosteveryonesitsdown,kindof.There’salwaysone—inthiscase,Kai,theyoungestGoodytwoshoesson.

Eventheworld’sshortestceremony‐‐

‐‐isnotshortenoughtokeepSimselvesfromgeLngbored.Alreadywanderingaway:Lily/Cobaltazure,Marina/Smoothiequeen.Alreadythrowingwaterballoons:Candi.

SimMe:Hey,Di,thanksforthe8psonhowtomakeSimgetintheirseatsforweddingsandstaythere.Itworksmostlymostofthe8me.

Dicreasy:Noworries.

Peasant007,RegacyLady,Marina:Boredderpdederp.

Rose,youmightwanttohurryupcuLngthatcake:thesunisgoingtosetandotherwiseitwillbetoo...

...late.Oh,well.Thisiswhathappenswhenyoustartaweddinglate,butinfairness,PurpleBunnyhadtogotoherjobandgetapromo8ontoRestaurantHostess.

LotsofSimselvesmadeabeelineforthecake.

Mysimselfwasnotoneofthem.Shewanderedoverandlookedatthecake,butdidnottakeapiece.Thisisoutofcharacter.MyactualselfismorelikethosenaturedocumentariesinwhichthingsareSkeletonizedWithinMinutesandNothingGoesToWaste.

Peasant007actuallystrolledbywithmypieceofcake,rightinfrontofme.Rubbingitin.That’sharsh.

Orikesgotcake,andshehadtocutoffaconversa8onwithFlaviustodoit.

Decimus:Mmm,strawberries.

Rosefyre:Shedidn’tevengetcake?Penguingirl:Romeisharsh,dear.Rosefyre:Didanyoneelsenotgetcake?

Cait/RegacyLady:Whoozagoodgirlden?Duzzemgirlwannachasas8ck?Yes,shedoes.Yes,sheduuuuzzzz.

Cassius:Pointlessgossipwecouldexchangeathome!

De:Snerk!

Andwhybotherwithaweddingwith25Simguests,mostofthemSimselves,allofwhommakemewanttotearmyhairout?

ItmakesFlaviushappy.Toast:Oh,you’rekidding.Look!HegottoMeetSomeoneNew!

Cassius:Ma,youareKIDDING.

Nope,I’mnot.DidImen8onhelikesredheadedsimselves,too?

Beforewecangettothenextwedding,weneedtodealwiththeconsequencesofanearlierone.CaspianandMor8ciaGothwerebothveryhappytowelcomeintotheneighborhood‐‐

‐‐AravisGoth.YoumayrememberthatCaspian(Cassandra)GothmarriedDarya(Darren)Dreamer?Yes.

Hewasthrilledanditmadeupforhavingthecookiesslappedoutofhimbyhisformerfiance,DonnaLothario.

Gothytoddlersneedgothydresses,andshehasapersonalitytomatch:Scorpio,7/2/9/7/1.

AlexandraGothisgradua8ngfromcollege.SheisoneofseveralWeivtnasaelpyoungpeoplewhohavesuccessfullyputtheoldergenera8on’sdysfunc8onbehindthem.

Mor8cia:I’msoproudofyou,Alexandra.

Alexandra:Thanks,Mother.Letmeintroduceyoutomyfiance.

Alex:I’dlikeyoutomeetVespasianCaesar.

Familiesdon’tgetmoreestablishmentOldWeivtnasaelpthantheGoths,andtheydon’tgetmoreestablishmentRomanthantheCaesars,soit’sfiLngthattheyfinallymerge.

MostoftheotherWeivtnasaelpcollegekidsenjoytheparty,too.LeStoright:DionneDreamer(orpartofher);LionelPleasant,LinusBurb(andinraspberrypinksweateratfront,hisboyfriend,EthanChalmers).Notenjoyingthepartyatfarright;AngusPleasant.

Angus:NowthatAlexisgradua8ng,we’llallbegradua8ngandI’llbeoutandmakingamarkonthewordasanadult.

Hopespringseternal.

Itwouldprobablyhavebeenbederto*poof*intoadulthoodsomeplaceotherthantheheadofthestairs,asitmakeseveryoneverycranky.

AtCaesar’sPalace,Domi8angoesabouthisdu8eswithImperialdignity.Actually,mostofthefamilygaveupthinkingofthemselvesasImperialalong8meago.Withpowercomesgreatvulnerabilityandtheneedforemployingfoodtasters,andasfarasthey’reconcerned,youcanhaveit.

Domi8an’swifeDianaisaseventhgenera8onspareGoodytwoshoes.ShethinksthehouseisnamedaSertheVegascasino,withallthegamesaround,andhe’sneverbotheredtoenlightenher.

Flavius:Prof,whyarewesiLngallthewayintheback?

Cassius:Yeah,goodques8on:whyarewe?

We’resiLnginthebackbecausepeopleinourposi8ondon’tneedtopushourselvestothefront,andbesides‐‐‐

‐‐therearealotofguests.

Romansonthegroom’sside‐‐thisincludesVespasian’sfather,Titus,andhismother,theformerMeadowThayer;Weivtnasaelponthebride’sside;andyou’llno8ceweareindeedattheveryback.

Consideringthatit’ssuchamomentousoccasion,youwouldthinkmoreoftheweddingguestswouldbewatchingit.

That’sbeder.Andforalltheheavyimplica8onsofaGoth‐Caesaralliance,VespasianandAlexaremuchmoreinterestedinsimplybeingmarried.

Ah.Someonedidnotfindaseat.There’salwaysone.

AlexandraisclearlyhappytobemarryingVespasian,buthowdoesMor8ciafeelaboutherdaughtermarryingaRomaninvader?

Oh,ok.‐‐‐TheRomansaretripleinvaders,infact:theGoodytwoshoesvirtuallytookoverPleasantview,thenFlaviusandPubliuscamefromRomeandFlaviusissueda“y’allcome,”andthenEVERYONEcolonizedWeivtansaelp.Thisisnotlikeactualhistory,inwhichtheGothsinvadedRome.Itisimportanttokeepthesefactsclear.

Alexandra:Havesomecake,Mr.Caesar.

Diana:Aw.IlovebeingMrs.Caesar.

DianaCaesar.

Diana:Domi8ancallsme“Empress.”It’sthecutestpetname.

Whileallseemshappyatthiswedding‐‐

Anuninvitedguestappears.

AngusPleasant:Theinvita8onwasprobablylost.

BelleBroke:Uh‐oh.

Lionel:Whatareyoudoinghere,Angus?

Angus:Iwasgoingtogetsomecake.

Angus:ButwhileI’mhere,I’llgetsomeofthis,too.

Thislooksasthoughitcouldbeaveryuglysitua8onindeed.

Domi8anisnotknownforbeingthesharpestknifeinthedrawer.HehadtroublesgeLngdatesincollege—abiderpillforaPleasureSim‐‐andnorealinterestinanythingelsebutgaming.Butwithoutdirectlyacknowledgingtheincipientfight,hestepsinand‐‐‐

Domi8an:YoumustbeoneofAlex’sfriends,Mr.Pleasant.Tellmeaboutyourself.

Angusisalwayshappytotellanyoneabouthimself,atgreatlength,soproblemavoidedfornow.

De:I’mnothearinghorriblescreaming.

BecausethatneverhappensatRomanweddings.

De:Ofcoursenot!Mmm,cake.

Angus’ademptstocommitmayhemonLionelwererepeatedlyaverted,firstbyDomi8ansteppingintotalktohimonfreewill,thenbyhisinabilitytofindhiswayoutofthehedgemaze‐‐

‐‐andfinallybyDionneclobberinghimwithawaterballoon.

Alex:Doyouthinkthere’sroomforonemorelidleCaesar?

Well,putitlikethat—aGoth/Caesarchild—howcouldIresist?

Everyoneclustersaroundtoseethenewbaby,exceptforDiana,whoisboredbybabies.

It’sMeadowwhoismosttakenwithhernewgranddaughter,however.

ThelastlidleCaesar—orGoth—HadrianaCaesar.ShehasapersonalityfiLngforbothaGothandaCaesar:Gemini,6/9/9/10/1,andtheveryyoungestandlastoftheRomans.

ThelastofDeBeers’line,Bunthorne,graduatesfromcollegeandleavestheboys’house.

DeBeershimselfisamazinglys8llgoingstrong.Perhapsnotsoamazing,ashisolderbrotherCecilisperenniallyinhismid‐40s,butCecilisanelixiraddict,andhisyoungerbrotherLydonlooksveryyoung,butheismuchyoungerthanDeBeers.

It’shardtolanguishandsay“alas!”inmilitaryuniformwhenyouareataparty,mee8ngnewpeople,butDanteGabrielmanages.

DanteGabriel:Ah,thesightoftheoldfraternity...andyetNOTtheoldfraternityatall.Itmakesmemelancholy.Wherearethesnowsofyesteryear?

Bunthorne:Grandpa,beforeyoustartsnowingoneverything,I’dlikeyoutomeetDusty.

Dusty:Hi,Mr.Goodytwoshoes.

DanteGabriel:....+1000.

Barredandhiswife,theformerHeatherHuffington,can’treallybeinterestedinanythingexceptpartying.

*Poof*

Doyouhaveplans,Bunthorne?

Bunthorne:HaveyoueverheardofaFortuneSimwithoutone?Oh,yes,plans. 

Aplan,butnotanevilone,evidently,atleastnotsofar.It’saverynicehouse,andit’srightacrossthestreetfromBunthorne’sfamilyandtheDeBeersgallery.

Ahousewithaninteres8nglayout,infact.Amainhouse,andthenwhatlookslikeaminiatureapartmentconnectedbyabridge.Butwhywouldayoungcouplewanttomoveintoahouselikethat?

Brandon:Comeon,Scarled.YouwanttomeetAuntDusty,don’tyou?

Dusty:Congratula8ons,Dusty!You’vedonesowell.IwishIcouldhavehelpedyoumore.Whatalovelynewhouse.

Dusty:Youreallylikeit,Dad?

Dusty:Becauseit’spartyours.

Brandon:Dusty...

Dusty:Noarguments,Daddy.ItwasBunthorne’sidea.WereallywantyouandScarledhere.It’swhatwealwaysplanned.

Andthey’vemovedinjustin8meforawedding,too.

IhopeBrandondoesn’tfollowthroughonthatAdop8onwish.

Bunthorne:Psst.  Honey.  I stole it for you. 

Dusty:Aw, you’re sweet.

Ah,theromance.

Thecenterofaden8onatthisweddingdoesn’tseemtobethebride,butthebride’ssister.

Dionne’shappytomeetScarled.

AndDanteGabriel’salwayshappytoMeetAnyoneNew.Ashappyashegetsaboutanything.

DanteGabriel:Alas.

Brandon:Comeon,sweetheart.Busydayforalidlelady.Timeforyournap.

There’sjustenoughroomforbothofthemandalidleprivacy.

Everyoneneedsalidleprivacyfrom8meto8me.Andachanceforapairofnewlywedstofulfilltheirdreams...

‐‐runningalarcenousbusiness,Aesthe8cArt.TheyAREFortuneSims.

Bunthorne:Elaine!Youcanbethefirstcustomertobuysomething.C’mon.Pink.Fairies.Howcanyousaynotopinkfairies?

Elaine:Butwehaveonejustlikeitathome.***TheartisbySimgaroop;youmayrecognizeTitaniaandOberon.

Bunthorne:Hmmm.  He’s certainly got the money to be a good customer, from what I hear.  

Cecil:A classic work of art—and with Elaine as a model.  Perhaps this would be a wise purchase. *** Waterhouse’sThe Lady of ShalloG.

Cecil:Yes.  I shall want to take this with me.

Bunthorne:IthinkI’vegotsomepain8ngsyou’denjoy,Orikes.

Orikes:Theonebehindme?

Bunthorne:Iwasthinkingtheoneoverthere,actually.***Psyche at the door of Cupid’s Garden, Waterhouse.ThemodelisMirandaLegacina,fromthePseudo Legacy.

Bunthorne:Butthismightinterestyouaswell.

***NoiseGes,byBougereau;modelsareStarandLouisefromThe Pseudo Legacy.

AlloftheseclassicworksofarthavebeenrecreatedwithSimsbyDGJamie,manyofthemwithMaxisSims.Checkthemout!

Onepurposeforimpor8ngLegacySimsistosellthemthings.

EddieLegacy:Idonotreallywishtopurchaseanything‐‐

‐‐well,allright.

PoorEddie.He’smuchtoonicetosayno,eventhoughhefoundBunthorne’saLtudeveryoff‐puLng.

RhysFitzhugh:I’mmeanerthanspit,butIs8llbuystuff.Icecream,bigstupidpinkbears,knockoffartwork,I’myourman.

Hepicksfights,too.LetitGO,Rhys.

RubyBlue:I’mhappytospreadsomemoneyaround,andLydonwillloveit!***Belated“HappyBirthday”toRubyBlue,andthanksonceagainforloaningmeDinadan!

TheKnightscon8nuetobechivalrous.Gawaineisnow—

Aheartlesscorporatelawyer?

Gawaine:Ofcoursenot.IamTheLaw.Surelythereisnohigherambi8onforaknightthanmaintainingTheLaw.

Parsifalhasdevotedhimselftofeatsofphysicalcourage.

AndheandGawainehavebeengivenTaffyandSmoresasareward,althoughIshallnotfulfillthatTwentyPetBestFriendsLTW.

Theirbachelorhomehasbecomeafocusofsocialac8vity;asortofcourt,ifyouwill.Andlikeanyfocusofsocialac8vity,itisboundtobecomefullofSimselves.

Simselvesarealsoadractedbythemul8pleFunitemsinthehouse.

Naturally,theirsisterandtheirbrother‐in‐lawarealwayswelcome.

PurpleBunny:Sowhatyouthinkthey’lldonowthatthelegacyisending?Imean,whatdoninthgenera8onsparesdowiththeir8me?It’snotliketheycanrunaroundwearingpinkdresses.

Thismayhavebeenatactlessremark.However,whileParsifalandGawainemayhavenoplansotherthancon8nuingtheircareers‐‐

‐‐someonemaybeabletocomeupwithsomething.

Parsifal:Suchastrainingthenextgenera8oninfeatsofarms!Thisisobviouslywhatwewilldo.

Andthat,yes.

IanhassoldieredonearningthegoldtoymakingbadgeallGoodytwoshoeshusbandshaveearned,eventhoughhedidn’treallyneedto.

Hehasalsobeenrunningthetoystore,andithasbeendoingaroaringbusiness.Thereisalsoprobablysomesa8sfac8oninbeingabletoselllightupreindeerstootherunfortunatepeople.

Killick:Whichyouwillbewan8n’tobuya)*&*&%^&in’bigstupidbear.

ZaneistornbetweenhisdisapprovalofKillick’sbadlanguageandhisdesiretobehelpful,plusthebaitofbuyingsomethingcutehisdaughtersmightlike.Basically,he’sasucker.

Killick:Whichyouwillbewan8n’tobuyasmallstupidpinkbear.

Backathome,theyoungestGenera8onTenGoodytwoshoeschildisabouttohaveherbirthday.

NotethatElainelooksreallyhappyasawifeandmother,andalsothatevenasababy,MacKenzieissmartenoughtoknowthatUncleParsifalisaPopularitySim.

MacKenziehasagoodpersonalityforanheiressifweneededone,whichwedon’tbecauseshe’salreadygotanoldersisterandweareattheveryend.Fortherecord:Cancer,7/3/9/8/7.

Withoutapology,whatfollowsaresomecutetoddlerpictures.

NeitherElainenorIhavetotallyforgodenourresponsibili8es,however,andsheteachesMacKenzietowalk‐‐

‐‐andtotalk.

She’slearnedhowtosay“buyanicetoybear”perfectly.Ifwes8llhadtorunthetoystore,she’dbeallset.

ElainealsotaughtRowenaandBrianhowtodohomework‐‐

‐‐althoughtheywerecertainlyallowedtogoofoffasmuchastheywantedto,andwhynot?

Andfinally,itis8meforamostimportantbirthday:possiblythemostimportantbirthdayofall.

Rowena:Iwishforadventure!

Don’tdothat!

Rowena:Don’tworry.Whateverhappensisanadventure.

Thisappealsenormouslytoherknightlyuncles‐‐‐

‐‐andtoherroman8cmother.

Pleasure!Rowena:That’llbeanadventure!Brian:Yay,itwill!Nausicaa:WOOT!

***CelebrityChef.AsIansaid,“Iusedtorunarestaurant.”Maybeit’sinthegenes.

Rowena:YouknowwhatwouldbeREALLYadventurous,UncleGawaine?Yououghttogoonaquest.Imeanyou’vebeenallknightlyandprotec8vebutknightsaresupposedtogoonquests,right,andthey’resupposedtohaveladyloves,andmaybeyoushouldhaveoneofthoseandyoucouldgosomewherecoolmaybeonahorseevenandfindone!

Gawaine:Hahhah.Don’tyouhaveacaketoeat?

Ian:Maybethat’sagoodidea.ASerall,ElaineandIwouldn’thavegodentogetherwithoutyourinterference,Imean,help.Maybeweshouldreturnthefavor.

Gawaine:No.Youwouldn’t.

Ian:...Ofcoursewewon’t.ForgetIsaidanything.

Rowena:Timetotakeyoutobed,MacKenzie.You’reasleepwithyoureyesopen.

Brighteyesandanyfutureshewants.It’sanenviableposi8on.

Gawaine:Wejustwantyoutoknowthatyourunclesaresworntodefendyouaswell.

Parsifal:Andremember,purityofheartgivesyouthestrengthoften.

Gawaine:Yes,thankyou,Percy.Andhappybirthday.

Itlooksasthoughitwas.

Afamilyportrait‐‐

‐‐‐andthefacesofGenera8on10.

Cecil,that’snotluggage.Yousurelycannotbe...

packing?

Cecil:WhywouldInot?TheLegacyhasreacheditsconclusion.

Thefamilyhasreacheditstenthgenera8onwithouthavingdestroyeditshighstandardsandgoodname,whichIhadcausetodoubt.Iamnolongerrequiredtoactascensorandguardianofcorrectbehavior.TheyHaveBeenGood.

Inshort,Iamnolongerneeded.

PerhapsIshallreturn.PerhapsIshallnot.Onthewhole,Ithinknot.

My daughter has made a full recovery, and I have reason to believe will marry again, perhaps more wisely than before. 

My grandson lives a life that is useful ‐‐ 

In fact, I have been informed, even happy‐‐ 

~~although I would much prefer not to know the parPculars. 

AndifIhaveservedmypurpose;ifIhavemaintainedthefamily’sgoodname;ifIhaveinfactBeenGood‐‐

‐‐thenIam,atleastinsomemeasure‐‐

‐‐content.

Fish. . . 

Clock . . . 

Honeybun. 

Tomorrow to fresh woods~~!

~~and pastures new.!

" " " " " "John Milton, “Lycidas”!

Acknowledgements TherearesomanypeopletothankthatmyfellowhistorianLydonGoodytwoshoesandIscarcelyknowwheretostart!

ButtheveryfirstpeopleIneedtothankareyou,gentlereaders.Manypeoplesay“oh,writealegacyforyourself,nevermindaboutthereaders,”butreadersmakeitmuchmorefun,andI’mdeeplygratefultoanyonewhotookthe8metoread,whetheryouhavecommentedornot.Specialthankstothoseearlyreadersbackinthe“greattheme!—andcanyoukeepplumbbobsoutofyourpictures?”days:Marina/Smoothiequeen,Blite27/Legionary27,WriterTina,PurpleBunny,andDe/Fireflower.

“Ohmystarsandgarters,wearegoingtoforgetsomeone!”

Ihopenot!Many,manypeoplehaveloanedmelegacySimsovertheyears,andmyheiresseshavebeenmarryingthemsinceGenera8onThree.Hereisapar8allist.Simswhoweremarriedinareinboldtypeface.

SpousesmarriedinGenera6onThree:PubliusNuman6usScipio:Ten Caesars,Blite27

Genera6onFour:SpencerFitzhugh:Fitzhugh Legacy and Villainous Apocalypse,Marina/Smoothiequeen

Genera6onFive:GaiusCaesar, Ten Caesars (theonlyLegacytoprovidemewithtwoSimhusbands)

Genera6onSix:NelsonPenguino:Penguino Legacy,PenguingirlGenera6onSeven:JackBuccaneer: PiraPcal Legacy,PurpleBunny/WriterAissa

Genera6onEight:DinadanLocks:Goldilocks and the Nine Heirs,Rubyblue

Genera6onNine:IanLegacina: Pseudo Legacy,Orikes

CastBoomBoomApocalypso:Apocalypse a Go Go,EphemeralToast

ApolloandArtemisBohemian:Bohemian Legacy,DocGirlP/DGJamieEddieandIvyBuccaneer:PiraPcal Legacy,PurpleBunny/WriterAissaDrusus,Marcellus,andTiberiusCaesar,FlaviusandCassiusMarius: Ten Caesars,Blite27.ThisLegacyencouragedmetostartmyown,andhassuppliedmewithmoreSimsthananyother.

SugarDarling:It’s a Legacy Darling!TheAlmightyRobinoliZaneDevereaux:Devereaux Legacy,Peasant007RhysFitzhugh:Fitzhugh Legacyand Villainous Apocalypse,Marina/Smoothiequeen

BrodyLegacina: Pseudo Legacy,OrikesEddieandStanleyLegacyandTheoHarrison:Victorian Legacy,DicreasyCaptainCookandPopperPenguino:Penguino Legacy,Penguingirl

DontheZombie,Gage,andSamaraUglacy:The Uglacy,CandiArchimedes,Cassidy,Cypress,andSpiderJerusalemVe8nari:VePnari Dualegacy,DoctorSupremeNerd

SimselvesYoucansafelyassumethatanyonewhoseSimIborrowedalsoappearedasaSimself.Othersinclude:

De/Fireflower:MorganLegacy.ShedeservesalinetoherselfformarryingCassiusandbecomingacharacterinherownright.

Renee/CowforbrainsMichelleFobbs, Planetary Apocalypse Stacilee, Whedonberry WriterTina, Highwinds Legacy 

RoseFyre,Buffyverse Apocalypse Cait/Cee/RegacyLady:The Regacy Lily/Cobaltazure: An Apocalypse of Ice and Fire 

CustomcontentAnotherspecialthanksgoestothosewhoprovidedspecialitemswhenIbeggedindespera8on:RubyBlueforthewhiterecolorofknickersuitsforCecilandMax;RegacyLadyforElaine’sbeau8fulweddingveil;andDicreasyfortheskinblendthatsolvedthe–

Lydon:Prof!PLEASE!

The,um,“anatomicalsurprise”problem.

ToOrikes,myfavoritecreatorofgraphics,builderofhouses,andextractorofSims.

ToNdainye/Jenn,whosavedtheLegacybyextrac8ngtheunextractable.

ToJamie,purveyoroffineart.

“Good...Good...Goodbye.

***

Squeaky Clean Productions, MMXI.