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The Squeaky Clean Legacy: Chapter 17.5 What Comes Out Of The Fire Part Two
ElsewhereatSimState,theRomanshavemovedoutoftheirdormandintoahouse.ItendtousepremadeMaxishousesandtartthemupabit:onepartlaziness,onepartmasochism.
Romanssome?mesneedtobetoldtodotheirhomework,especiallythefakeones.
Fornoverygoodreason,Idecidedtodecoratetheen?rehouseinMaxisAtomic.
WhichisnotveryRoman,butperhapsthatiswhyitamusedme.
Marcusisostensiblythehouseleader,buttherearealsoonetoofewbeds.ThismeansthatoGenasnot,hemustsleepintherecliner,butIlethimhavefirstcrackatthecomputer.
YoumayrememberthatVespasianCaesarhasbeenda?ngAlexGoth.ThisishowculturallydiversePleasantviewhasbecome:reversedgenderpremadesareroman?callyinvolvedwithRomans.
Inanycase,ifanyoneissuitedtobeanEmpress,it’sAlex.
Andshedoesn’tevencareaboutthat.
SomuchthebeOer.
Ireallylovethemtogether.
Vespasian:I’vebeenmeaningtodothatforawhile,youknow.
Alex:Iknow.
Otherpeoplearenotsoeasytofixup,andrequiremajorimporta?ons.
Thisisshortfor“IneededsomemoreSimselves.”
ThemainRomanlinehasalwaysmarriedinSimselves,andwearerunningshort.LilyAzure,theauthorofAnApocalypseofIce,andAng,theauthoroftheDevereauxLegacy,weregoodenoughsportstovolunteer.
BecauseeveryonewantsthechancetohaveCassiusspawn,nomaOerhowdistantlyrelated.It’severygirl’sdream.
RoseFyre,ontheleG,writestheBuffyverseApocalypse.Jamie,ontheright,writestheBohemianLegacy.AndbothhavewriOengenera?onsoftheBoolpropianRoundRobinLegacy.
Jamie:DoyouthinkI’llgetmyLTWhere?Doyou?
RoseFyre:Well,let’sputitthisway...
RoseFyre:Ifyou’reaFamilySim,andyouwanttogetmarriedin,maybeyoushouldrollsomethingotherthanMarrySixChildren.
Jamie:Aw.
Ang:Don’tlookatme.Pleasure.We’renotroubleatall.
Hey,it’sSimMe!Idon’tshowuptomanyeventsanymore,butit’sMarcus’partyandit’sallladySimselves!
Cait:Doubleminus.
RoseFyre:Doubleminus.
Andthey’reallge]ngalongbeau?fully.
Great,DuodecimusScopesRoom,andit’stheonewomanhecan’thave.
Cassius:Noway.
Flavius:Oh,look,it’sDe!Redhands,De!Redhands,andthenlet’sgoMeetSomeoneNew!
Cassius:I’llmakeanexcep?onforDad,becausehe’sadoof.
Thisis,ofcourse,anelaboratesetupsothatDuodecimuscanmeetanappropriategirl,andRoseFyreistheonehelikesbest,nocontest.
Whichisgood,becausetheothers’lackofinterestisappalling.
Televisionandkickybagaresomuchmoreappealing.
Flavius:AndMee?ngSomeoneNew.Don’tforgetthat.
Clearly,askingforadateisinorder.
WithabriefpauseasMollystealsanewspaper.
Duocdecimus:AmIcharming?
RoseFyre:Onlypartofthe?me.
ThiswouldhavebeenfasterifRoseFyrehadn’tbeenblowinghotandcold,andiftheycouldhaveseOledonatopicofconversa?on.
Itwouldhavehelpedifhe’dquitprankingher,too.
Duodecimus:AmIcharmingthis?me?
RoseFyre:Well...
Shutup!Shutupandkissheralready!
OK,that’sbeOer.
Actually,thedateendsverynicely,andtheyhavetwoboltsandlikeeachother,sothat’sonecoupleoffmyhands.
Worthing’sgottroublesofhisown.
Marcus:Youdon’treallyseemtolikebeingaRomanceSimmuch.TwentySimultaneousLovers,andyou’renotenjoyingyourselfatall.WhynottryPopularity?It’salmostthesamething.
Worthing:Huh.I’llgiveitatry.
Fivesecondslater—
*10BestFriends*Worthing:Thanks.Marcus:Don’tmen?onit.MarcuslovesgivingPopSimadvice.
AndMee?ngSomeoneNew,ofcourse.
Marcus:ArchieVe?nari?Youmustbenew.
Oh,healreadyknowsafewpeople.
LionelPleasant:Archie!
*Eurokiss*
Don’tlooksosurprised.Lionel’sPop,andtheyhavealotincommon.
Lionel:Lovethetats.
Archie:Why,thankyou,sodoI.
LinusHanby:Yeah,sodoI.
Lionel:Takesballstogoshirtlesswiththem,though.
Archie:Thatismymiddlename.
Lionel:Angus,somedayyou’regoingtodothattothewrongperson.
Angus:Likewho?
Archie:Likemeiswho.Listen,IwillkickyourbuOrightinfortheexercise,sodon’tevenstartwithme.
Archie:Isaidbackoff.
Archie:Andthatworksforme,too.
Unfortunately,Angusdoesnotlearn.
He’susedtofollowinghisbrotheraroundand‐‐
‐‐therehegoes.
Archie:Youknowwhat?ISLAPBACK.AndIneedthatexercise.
Archiegetshisexercise.
Ofcourse,thiscanonlyendoneway.
Blondie:Oooo.Muscles.
Archie:AndI’mArchieVe?nariandIwantyourbodyifyou’renotbusythisaGernoon.
DionneDreamer:Oh,no,I’mengaged.
Dionne:ButI’malsothinkingveryhard.
Bytheway,Linus,didyouknowthatEthanisRomance?
Linus:Yeah,andIlovehim.Isthisaproblem?
Angus:I am so sorry for myself.
Angus:I’ll win the next round.
Goodluckwiththat.Meanwhile,where’syourotherex‐girlfriend?
Bunthorne:Dusty!
Dusty:Sotellmeallaboutthisartforgerythingyourfamilydoes.
Bunthorne:Business,dear,it’sabusiness.They’renotforgeries.They’reallgenuineDeBeeres.
Dusty,youwerenevermeantforpeOycrime.Somethinginyoureyessays...
Bunthorne:...steal me.
Bunthorne:Car?er’s!Dusty:Tiffany’s!Bunthorne:RollsRoyces!Dusty:Oh,God!
Parsifal:Dad!NothingtodisturbthepureofheartisgoingoninthereATALL.
Dinadan:That’snice.Iwasn’tgoingtoask.Ijuststoppedbytosayhello.
KaibroughtDinadan,naturally.It’ssortofsweetthatwhenaGoodytwoshoesasks“mayIbringafriend?”theyusuallymean“MomorDad.”
ElaineinvitedalltheknightsforanOu?ngdowntown.IhavenoideawhyBabyNewYearcamealong,butitlooksasthoughhe’sabouttogetrunoverbyafes?vetaxicab.
Itlooksasthoughthey’realllineduptotalktoWriterTina,whoiscatnipforFamilySims,Isuppose.
NobodydeservesitmorethanGawaine,althoughhedoesn’tneeda?tletobeBigManOnCampus.
Kaifinallybecomesafullmemberofthefrat—
Gawaine:OramemberoftheRoundTable.OblongTable.Damn,Percyhasmedoingthattoonow.
Gawaine:Excuseme.
AndTHATwasGawainechanginghisturnonsfromsomethingstupid,likeCustomHairandCharisma?c,tosomethingmorereasonable.Notthatitwillmakemuchdifference.
Doeshehaveanyideahowawesomeheis?
Gawaine:Yes.
ShelbyHanby:Idon’tknowwhyI’mthinkingabouthim.It’snotasthoughhe’sPopularity.
DustyandBunthornealsohavethesamemajor.
Shelby:MaybeI’llwatchthemfromanotherangle.
Dusty:IunderstandtheHopeDiamondisverypoorlyguarded.
Bunthorne:MyGod,Iloveitwhenyousaythingslikethat!Comehere.
*MWHT*
DustyandBunthore:Paris...Zurich...Mmph...MonteCarlo...ooo...
Parsifal:SoIsupposethey’reinlove.IpromisedmyselfIwouldn’tlook.
Gawainecon?nueshischarmoffensive.
Gawaine:I’mpreOysurewecangetyoutolikeustoo.
AndMolly,naturally.
Molly:Wow,that’s...I’veneverseenaknightdothesplitsbefore.
FirstdayattheKnight’sHouse‐‐
‐‐firstRoofraiserparty.Welldone.
ItwasonlyamaOerof?mebeforetheSecretSocietycamecalling.
KaichosetochatupGreg,Marcus’boyfriend.
Kai:Somethinggoingonbehindme?No,what?
That’swhat.
Someday,Iwilllearnnottoopenthecowplantgate“justtoseewhatwillhappen.”
That’swhatalwayshappens.
Andeveryoneisalwaysexceedinglybummed.
Kai:Yes,IwouldliketospendtheSecretSociety’smoneyonafullresurrec?on,please.No,ofcourseshecan’tcomehomewithme.It’samalefraternity.Don’tbesilly.
ShewoundupmovingintoArchieVe?nari’sdorm.No,thankYOU.
Atthegirls’house,nothingexci?nghasbeenhappening,exceptforafewtermpapers.
ThisisprobablywhyMollyisabletogetintoGoodygirlswithaliOlegossipaboutElaine’scatSmores.
Elaine:Wow!Ididn’tknowSmoreswasdoingallthat!Wouldyouliketojointhesorority?
Molly:Why,thankyou!
Imayhavemen?onedthatwhenaGoodytwoshoesasks“mayIbringafriend?”theymean“I’mbringingMom.”
Gawaine:Iknow.BeingtheheadPopSiminahouseisarealresponsibility.
Soon,MollyhasmovedinandElaineispain?ngherportrait.
Asia:Yourhalfbrothertakesmeonthebestdates.They’reallathishouse,buts?ll.
Molly:I’mskilling.
Nausicaa:Icanhearyou.
MollyalsogetsabductedbytheSecretSociety.
AndthereshemeetsSkyler.
Skyler:Um...Hello?
Molly:Yeah,what?NotthatIlikeyouoranything.
Molly:OK,I’mbusy,but–letmegetyournumberincaseIthinkofsomemorethingstocallyou,OK?
EventhoughCeciliaisconsiderablybeOer,Maxdoesnotstopworryingabouther.ButevenMaxcannotwatchCeciliaconstantly.
Andmaybeheshould.
Cecilia:Fire!No—notfire!Notthatway,ohplease‐‐
Cecilia:Notfire!No!
Cecilia:Oh.Oh,thankyou.Thatwasclose.
Iamsosorry,sir.Thatwascarelessofme.
Sam:Noworries,m’am.That’swhatwe’reherefor,thoughyoureallyshouldgetafirealarminhere.
Sam:Excuseme?DidIsaysomethingwrong?
Cecilia:No...No,yousaidnothingwrong.Thankyou.
Cecilia:AndI’mverygratefultoyou.Iwastrapped.
Sam:Ah,it’smyjob.I’mjusthappyIcanhelp.Dobecarefulnext?me.
...areyousureyou’reallright,m’am?
Cecilia:Oh,yes.Iamverywell,thankyou.Forgiveme.Myhusbanddiedinafire.
Sam:Oh,Isee.I’msorry.
Cecilia:SoIgreatlyadmireanyonewhohasthecouragetotrytorescuepeoplefromthem.Doexcuseme.IamreallyaverygoodbakerandIdonotusuallysetthekitchenonfire.
Sam:Well..Ishouldbegoing.
Cecilia:Oh,yes,ofcourse.Thankyou,Mr....
Sam:JustSamwillbefine.Hopethenextbatchofcookiesareok.
Cecilia:Wouldyou..Oh,excuseme!
Sam:Yeah.Yeah,Iwould.
Intotallyunrelatednews...
‐‐didyouknowthatNinoCalientereallywantedtogetengaged?
Nino:Really?AllthoseDreamDateswithme?
Molly:Soeveryoneheregoesonthesedatethingsallthe?meandIwaswonderingiftherewasanythingtoit.
Molly:Soooo—fakedate?ckles!
Molly:Aw,hey,what’sthemaOerwithyou?
Skyler:I’mafakedate.IwishIwasn’tjustafakedate.
Molly:Youdon’thavetobe.
Molly:Icouldgetusedtothis.
Molly:What?Ihavetosmootchhimagain?
Oh,likeyoudon’twantto.
Molly:Ihavetodothis,too,don’tI?
You’rereallysuffering.Icantell.
Skyler:Ilikedthat.Maybe—realdatenext?me?
Molly:Yeah.Definitely.
Elaine:EverythingissomuchbeOer,Ian.I’montheDean’sList—well,IwasneverofftheDean’sList,butIwasscaredforawhile.
Elaine:And...AndI’mhappy.I’mreallyhappy.
Ian:Good.Iloveitwhenyou’rehappy.That’sallIwantedfromthebeginning.Itoldyouthewrongway,but‐‐
Elaine:No,Ishouldhaveunderstood.AndIdo.
Iknowyouloveme,Ian.Iknowitevenwhenyoudon’tsayit.That’swhyIdon’thavetoaskyouallthe?me.
Elaine:IjustwishwhenPalomidesintroducedmetohishandsomefriendwiththepreOyredhairthatI’d...
Ian:Oh,now,stopitwiththebuOer.Alwayswiththecomplimentsorfishingforthem.
Elaine:YouknowIneversayanythingI’mnotsureImeananymore.Ithinkaboutitforalong?me.
Ian:Iknow.Youhavesuchawarmheart.That’ssomethingIhopeyou’llneverchange.
Elaine:Iwon’t.Iknowbecauseyoudidn’t.Youhaveawarmhearttoo,oryouwouldn’thavestayedwithme.
Elaine:AndthisissomethingI’vethoughtaboutforalong?me,too.
Elaine:Pleasemarryme,Ian.
Ian:‐‐wow.I‐‐
Elaine:Yes,Imeanit.I’mnotafraidanymore.
Ian:Ah—whoo.Wow.Iwasnotexpec?ngthat.
Elaine:Ifyoudon’twantto,it’sok.I’mabiggirlandIwon’tfallapart.
ButIhopesomuchyou’llsayyes.
Ian:Holdonasecond.Letmeseeifitfitsfirst.
Ian:Andbesides,thisissomethingIreallywanttoremember.
Ian:Andlookatthat.Itfitsperfectly.Thewayyoudoinmyheart.
Elaine,Iadoreyou.Icouldneversaynotoyou.Youknowthat.Youneverhadtoask.Iloveeverythingaboutyou,everything,every?nydetail,eventhethingsthatdrivemecrazyaboutyouandmakemewanttoscream.AndwhatIdon’tknownow,Iwanttoknow.Andwehaveallourlivestolearn.
‐‐whew.I’mjust—reallyhappy.
Elaine:AndIdon’thavewordsanymore.Isn’tthatfunny?Andyous?llnevercallmePrincess.
Ian:Oh,yourbrothersandyourfatherareright.You’llalwaysbetheirPrincess.Buttome,you’resomeonemoreimportant.
Ian:YouareElaine.
Credits— Ian Legacina, Orikes-- Pseudo Legacy Zane Devereaux, Peasant007—Devereaux Legacy Dinadan Locks, RubyBlue—Goldilocks and the Nine Heirs Archie Vetinari, Doc Nerd—Vetinari Dualegacy Cobaltazure (Apocalypse of Ice ) Cait (Regacy) De/Fireflower314 (Morgan Legacy), RoseFyre (Buffyverse Apocalypse), Jamie/DocGirlP (Behemian Legacy), DocNerd (Vetinari Dualegacy), WriterTina (Highwinds)—their simselves Blite27—(Ten Caesars)—a whole heapin’ helpin’ of Romans
Opening picture—The End of the Quest, Sir Frank Dicksee SC Productions MMX.
Cow:Uh—’scuseme?
Molly:Sayyourprayers,Bossy.
Somewhereoutthere,hermotherisprobablyveryproud.