The Godmother

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ProposalGodmother for Baby Leila

Shah-Bhargava*

*are you guys doing this hyphenated name thing?

25 reasons Gayatri

should be the godmother.

1. is a good friend

2. has stable husband

3. can handle small living things

4. that’s me holding an actual baby and i look pretty happy

5. that baby squished my

eyes but I still loved him

(and continue to do so)

6. is friends with people with children

7. has been a child

8. Has cool husband

9. is well travelled

10. has helped you through your gambling phase

11. loves art & culture

12. is an “artist”

13. has met ex-president of singapore once

14. good friend

15. spiritual, maybe

16. look, me and a baby

she looks like she’s having fun no?

17. me and another baby

on the way to the zoo !

18. will come for family events even if not invited (even if it means changing my flights)

19. can baby sit for short periods at weddings etc, (if invited) so that you guys can dress up and pretend like your life has not changed at all

20. can take pictures of said baby

21. and of mother

22. can cycle

23. did i mention, good friend?

24. will be hurt if not

made godmother

25. has spent way to much time making this

presentation

ok gaiz, no pressure. buh-bye