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Thursday, September 27, 2012 Serving the University of Alabama since 1894 Vol. 119, Issue 31 P l e a s e r e c y c l e t h i s p a p e r P l e a s e r e c y c le t h i s p a p e r Briefs ........................ 2 Opinions ................... 4 Culture ...................... 6 WEATHER today INSIDE today’s paper Sports ..................... 10 Puzzles...................... 9 Classifieds ................ 9 Partly cloudy 86º/70º Friday 90º/66º Chance of T-storm P l e a s e r e h i s p a p e r P l e a s e s p a p p p p p p p p p p e r CULTURE | ROTC By Nathan Proctor Staff Reporter Seen in uniform march- ing or executing military exercises, it can be forgot- ten that the cadets of the Air Force ROTC are university students. Adversely, in the classroom and campus life, Air Force ROTC students may not be recognized as students undergoing mili- tary training. Experiencing a unified blend of collegiate and military life, the average Air Force ROTC cadet is not easy to define. The objective of the nation- al program is to produce leaders for the Air Force and commissions approximately 2,000 Second Lieutenants each year from the 144 campus-based Air Force ROTC detachments in the United States, according to the Jeanne M. Holm Center for Officer Accessions and Citizen Development. The University of Alabama hosts Detachment 010, averaging classes of 100 cadets. “I remember back in elementary school people would ask you what you wanted to be,” Philip Newby, a sophomore majoring in electrical engineering, said. “I wanted to be a pilot.” With his father spending four years in the Air Force and a long-held desire to fly, Newby decided to join the Air Force ROTC his fresh- man year. As a cadet, Newby and his fellow students must attend two sessions of physical training a week, a Leadership Lab – a course designed to teach leader- ship and management skills – and an academic Air Force ROTC offering. Committed to the corps NEWS | GREEK AFFAIRS NEWS | STUDENT HEALTH CENTER By Kris Mitchell Contributing Writer Students who have battled with addiction and won will find a safe place to meet, relax and socialize here in Tuscaloosa. The Collegiate Recovery Community Program, a pro- gram created by the Student Health Center, is opening a new building for students who are recovering from addictions. “It’s like a Ferguson Center for recovering students,” John Maxwell, the director of the SHC, said. The small one-story build- ing sits on Paul Bryant Drive and was leased to the SHC. Before purchas- ing the building, Maxwell would host get-togethers with recov- ering students at his home in Tuscaloosa. “We would have 12 students at an [Alcoholics Anonymous] meeting on cam- pus, and that was driving me crazy,” Maxwell said. He decided his home would be a better place for students to feel safer. After a few meetings, the number of stu- dents attending at Maxwell’s house would reach 40. The CRC program estimates that it has reached out to about 80 students, and it has awarded scholarships to 16. Greg Snodgrass, director of the program, said the require- ments for a scholarship is a 3.79 GPA and six months of sobriety. The incentive-based scholar- ships range from $250 to $750 a semester. Many private donors with connections to Tuscaloosa provide sponsorships to the programs. A prominent donor is the Nick’s Kids Foundation. Health Center finds new home for addiction recovery center Photo illustration by Austin Bigoney ROTC cadets’ rigorous training schedules and public drills make for a college experience different than that of a regular student. National program combines military, collegiate life to prepare for career SEE ROTC PAGE 2 NEWS | GREEK AFFAIRS PICK UP GAMEDAY MAGAZINE OFF THE RACKS FRIDAY By Mazie Bryant Assistant News Editor The University of Alabama’s Office of Greek Affairs called a mandatory meeting for all chapter presidents of the Interfraternity Council and the Alabama Panhellenic Association on Wednesday, Sept. 26. According to an email obtained by The Crimson White, director of greek affairs Kathleen Gillan required the presence of the president or highest-ranking officer of all IFC and APA chapters in Room 133 of Lloyd Hall at 4 p.m. on Wednesday. The email was sent to all presidents at 4:57 p.m. on Tuesday, Sept. 25, just hours before the announcement of pledgeship suspension at an IFC meeting. The email was co-signed by Dean of Students Tim Hebson and assistant Dean Lowell Davis. Todd Borst, director of Judicial Affairs, attended the meeting. Hebson said the manda- tory meeting was not called in response to pledgeship suspension or the lawsuit regarding Sigma Chi and Kelly Johnson. “Next week we’re taking a week off,” Hebson said. “It has nothing to do with like, what one website just said, Kelly Johnson and this Sigma Chi situation. Nothing at all to do with any of that. We are going to start this as a tradition that that week will be a week off.” Hebson thanked the stu- dents for making the time to attend the meeting and said he just wanted to go over some announcements. “I mean, there’s no individu- al event in order for us to have this meeting,” he said. “We just want to get everybody together before fall break.” Hebson did discuss the new IFC pledgeship suspension, effective Oct. 1 through Oct. 8. “It gives them an opportunity to sort of regroup, catch their breath, look ahead,” Hebson said. “Midterms are coming up right after fall break. We really want people just to focus on academics and focus on being successful in the classroom.” Hebson also discussed the importance of self-reporting of hazing among sororities and fraternities and the non- punitive effects of the medi- cal amnesty policy. Houses involved in instances of self- reporting will have a suspend- ed pledge program until the report is looked into, and any- one who takes a drunken or hurt friend to the hospital will not be in trouble with Judicial Affairs, he said. “That’s because [there is] zero tolerance for hazing here at The University of Alabama,” Hebson said. “That’s not some- thing we tolerate. When we find know that one situation is going on, we’re going to stop that situation. We’re just try- ing to stay on top of the little things because the little things when you handle them will not become big things.” Dean of Students holds ‘mandatory’ presidents meeting Hebson says suspension of pledgeship not reason for meeting, made announcements SHC leases building on Bryant Drive SEE ADDICTION PAGE 2 It’s like a Ferguson Center for recovering students. — John Maxwell Greek ‘prank war’ leads to vandalism CW | Austin Bigoney A person works to remove yellow paint thrown on the front door ot the Theta Chi fraternity house. By Melissa Brown and Rich Robinson CW Staff The Pi Kappa Alpha and Theta Chi fraternities are suspended from block seat- ing and social events pending judicial action following acts of vandalism. Phallic images were spray painted onto the Theta Chi chapter house Wednesday, Sept. 26, and director of Media Relations Cathy Andreen said the University of Alabama Police Department was investigating acts by both fraternities. “A dispute between Pi Kappa Alpha and Theta Chi fraterni- ties has resulted in acts of vandalism at both fraternity houses,” Andreen said. “The Pi Kappa Alpha damage is mainly exterior and the Theta Chi damage is interior, exte- rior and on personal property.” Theta Chi president Logan Austin said the vandalism didn’t come as a surprise but that Wednesday’s events were an escalation of a prank war. “We both knew that we were pulling pranks on each other but paint and stuff – that’s not cool,” Austin said. “People just get too excited sometimes, and it sounds like that is what happened.” UAPD to investigate PIKE, Theta Chi SEE FRATERNITIES PAGE 2
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Thursday September 27 2012 Serving the University of Alabama since 1894 Vol 119 Issue 31

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Briefs 2

Opinions 4

Culture 6

WEATHER todayINSIDE

todayrsquos paperSports 10

Puzzles 9

Classifieds 9

Partly cloudy

86ordm70ordm

Friday 90ordm66ordmChance of T-storm

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CULTURE | ROTC

By Nathan ProctorStaff Reporter

Seen in uniform march-ing or executing military exercises it can be forgot-ten that the cadets of the Air Force ROTC are university students Adversely in the classroom and campus life Air Force ROTC students may not be recognized as

students undergoing mili-tary training Experiencing a unified blend of collegiate and military life the average Air Force ROTC cadet is not easy to define

The objective of the nation-al program is to produce leaders for the Air Force and commissions approximately 2000 Second Lieutenants each year from the 144

campus-based Air Force ROTC detachments in the United States according to the Jeanne M Holm Center for Officer Accessions and Citizen Development The University of Alabama hosts Detachment 010 averaging classes of 100 cadets

ldquoI remember back in elementary school people would ask you what you wanted to berdquo Philip Newby a sophomore majoring in electrical engineering said ldquoI wanted to be a pilotrdquo

With his father spending four years in the Air Force and a long-held desire to fly Newby decided to join the Air Force ROTC his fresh-man year As a cadet Newby and his fellow students must attend two sessions of physical training a week a Leadership Lab ndash a course designed to teach leader-ship and management skills ndash and an academic Air Force ROTC offering

Committed to the corps

NEWS | GREEK AFFAIRS

NEWS | STUDENT HEALTH CENTER

By Kris MitchellContributing Writer

Students who have battled with addiction and won will find a safe place to meet relax and socialize here in Tuscaloosa

The Collegiate Recovery Community Program a pro-gram created by the Student Health Center is opening a new building for students who

are recovering from addictionsldquoItrsquos like a Ferguson Center

for recovering studentsrdquo John Maxwell the director of the SHC said

The small one-story build-ing sits on Paul Bryant Drive and was leased to the SHC Before purchas-ing the building Maxwell would host get-togethers with recov-ering students at his home

in TuscaloosaldquoWe would have 12 students

at an [Alcoholics Anonymous] meeting on cam-pus and that was driving me crazyrdquo Maxwell said

He decided his home would be a better place for students to feel safer After a few meetings the number of stu-

dents attending at Maxwellrsquos house would reach 40 The

CRC program estimates that it has reached out to about 80 students and it has awarded scholarships to 16

Greg Snodgrass director of the program said the require-ments for a scholarship is a 379 GPA and six months of sobriety The incentive-based scholar-ships range from $250 to $750 a semester Many private donors with connections to Tuscaloosa provide sponsorships to the programs A prominent donor is the Nickrsquos Kids Foundation

Health Center fi nds new home for addiction recovery center

Photo illustration by Austin Bigoney

ROTC cadetsrsquo rigorous training schedules and public drills make for a college experience different than that of a regular student

National program combines military collegiate life to prepare for career

SEE ROTC PAGE 2

NEWS | GREEK AFFAIRS

PICK UP GAMEDAY MAGAZINE OFF THE RACKS FRIDAY

By Mazie BryantAssistant News Editor

The University of Alabamarsquos Office of Greek Affairs called a mandatory meeting for all chapter presidents of the Interfraternity Council and the Alabama Panhellenic Association on Wednesday Sept 26

According to an email obtained by The Crimson

White director of greek affairs Kathleen Gillan required the presence of the president or highest-ranking officer of all IFC and APA chapters in Room 133 of Lloyd Hall at 4 pm on Wednesday

The email was sent to all presidents at 457 pm on Tuesday Sept 25 just hours before the announcement of pledgeship suspension at an IFC meeting The email was

co-signed by Dean of Students Tim Hebson and assistant Dean Lowell Davis Todd Borst director of Judicial Affairs attended the meeting

Hebson said the manda-tory meeting was not called in response to pledgeship suspension or the lawsuit regarding Sigma Chi and Kelly Johnson

ldquoNext week wersquore taking a week offrdquo Hebson said ldquoIt has nothing to do with like what one website just said Kelly Johnson and this Sigma Chi situation Nothing at all to do

with any of that We are going to start this as a tradition that that week will be a week offrdquo

Hebson thanked the stu-dents for making the time to attend the meeting and said he just wanted to go over some announcements

ldquoI mean therersquos no individu-al event in order for us to have this meetingrdquo he said ldquoWe just want to get everybody together before fall breakrdquo

Hebson did discuss the new IFC pledgeship suspension effective Oct 1 through Oct 8

ldquoIt gives them an

opportunity to sort of regroup catch their breath look aheadrdquo Hebson said ldquoMidterms are coming up right after fall break We really want people just to focus on academics and focus on being successful in the classroomrdquo

Hebson also discussed the importance of self-reporting of hazing among sororities and fraternities and the non-punitive effects of the medi-cal amnesty policy Houses involved in instances of self-reporting will have a suspend-ed pledge program until the

report is looked into and any-one who takes a drunken or hurt friend to the hospital willnot be in trouble with JudicialAffairs he said

ldquoThatrsquos because [there is] zero tolerance for hazing here at The University of Alabamardquo Hebson said ldquoThatrsquos not some-thing we tolerate When we find know that one situation is going on wersquore going to stop that situation Wersquore just try-ing to stay on top of the littlethings because the little thingsndash when you handle them ndash willnot become big thingsrdquo

Dean of Students holds lsquomandatoryrsquo presidents meetingHebson says suspension of pledgeship not reason for meeting made announcements

SHC leases building on Bryant Drive

SEE ADDICTION PAGE 2

ldquoItrsquos like a Ferguson Center for recovering students

mdash John Maxwell

Greek lsquoprank warrsquo leads to vandalism

CW | Austin BigoneyA person works to remove yellow paint thrown on the front door ot the Theta Chi fraternity house

By Melissa Brown and Rich RobinsonCW Staff

The Pi Kappa Alpha and Theta Chi fraternities are suspended from block seat-ing and social events pending judicial action following acts of vandalism

Phallic images were spray painted onto the Theta Chi chapter house Wednesday Sept 26 and director of Media Relations Cathy Andreen said the University of Alabama Police Department was investigating acts by both fraternities

ldquoA dispute between Pi Kappa Alpha and Theta Chi fraterni-ties has resulted in acts of vandalism at both fraternity housesrdquo Andreen said ldquoThe Pi Kappa Alpha damage is mainly exterior and the Theta Chi damage is interior exte-rior and on personal propertyrdquo

Theta Chi president Logan Austin said the vandalism didnrsquot come as a surprise but that Wednesdayrsquos events were an escalation of a prank war

ldquoWe both knew that we were pulling pranks on each other but paint and stuff ndash thatrsquos not coolrdquo Austin said ldquoPeople just get too excited sometimes and it sounds like that is what happenedrdquo

UAPD to investigate PIKE Theta Chi

SEE FRATERNITIES PAGE 2

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What Lecture on Jim Crow and collegiate athletic con-ferences

Where 205 Gorgas

When 4 - 530 pm

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Where Kentuck Courtyard in Northport

When 6 pm

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When 3 - 6pm

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What Alabama vs Ole Miss Kickoff

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BURKE

Newby said the Air Force ROTC not only instilled a sense of structure and respect for authority in him but also marked his entrance into the military ldquofraternityrdquo facilitating a multitude of friendships

ldquoTheyrsquore strong bonds we haverdquo Newby said ldquoItrsquos actu-ally very comparable to the friendships I formed through football in high schoolrdquo

Philip Stephenson a junior majoring in management information systems said his whole family was in the mili-tary and his mother is cur-rently in the Air Force

He said he likes the variety of extra-curricular activi-ties and community service opportunities cadets could take part in and its facilita-tion of a light-hearted rivalry with the Army ROTC detach-ment on campus such as their competition during the Beat Auburn Beat Hunger drive last year and annual football game

Stevenson also recalled some of his own misconcep-tions about the Air Force ROTC

ldquoI was unaware going in just how dynamic the Air Force isrdquo Stevenson said ldquoIn fact many facets of the force are on the groundrdquo

Richard Ledson a sopho-more majoring in mechanical engineering learned how to fly before he learned how to drive His grandfather was a plane mechanic in Florida and Ledson said he knew he wanted to become a pilot Intrigued by the prospect of entering college as a high school senior and leaving as a Second Lieutenant in the Air Force and possibly a pilot he joined the Air Force ROTC

ldquoI have a lot more deter-mination and focusrdquo Ledson said ldquoTherersquos a lot of respon-sibility to being an ROTC cadet beyond just having to be a college studentrdquo

This holds true for Ledson who is a General Military Course advisor working with cadets undergoing their ini-tial training and a training officer of the honors society He said he hoped his efforts would elevate him forward into the physically and men-tally pressing field training during the summer after his sophomore year when a com-mitment to joining the Air Force begins for cadets not under scholarship

ldquoI donrsquot think Irsquod have the same focused mind-set if I werenrsquot a cadetrdquo

Ledson saidLedson said that from an

outsiderrsquos perspective some of drills and exercises they undergo publicly may seem odd goofy or perhaps fright-ening but knows the purpose and importance of all of their tasks

ldquoItrsquos really that wersquore striv-ing to better ourselvesrdquo Ledson said

Zac McMillian a sopho-more majoring in MIS and history lived with Ledson during their freshman year in Ridgecrest South Having attended a West Point camp the summer before he said he had seen the dedication and hard work of military affiliated students but was uncertain if his soon-to-be Air Force ROTC roommate would be ldquotoo seriousrdquo

He said he was relieved to find Ledson as determined as expected but able to mix in doses of fun citing the pairrsquos sporadic dancing in the dorm room while maintaining a clear mental balance

ldquoYou could see [being a cadet] really helped him focus and sort out whatrsquos importantrdquo McMillian said ldquoAnd he loves itrdquo

Though no longer rooming together as McMillian is a resident advisor and Ledson lives off-campus McMillian said he would welcome the chance to live alongside an Air Force ROTC student again

ldquoSometimes you have to work with them itrsquos a busy schedule but I liked itrdquo McMillian said

R e c r u i t i n g F l i g h t Commander for TheUniversity of Alabama Air Force ROTC Captain John Ellis said with an average of 100 students per class and a 50 percent retention rate from freshman to sophomore years and 75 percent of stu-dents who start their sopho-more year finishing the pro-gram has remained attrac-tive to students

ldquoWe get a wide variety of students some who are air force brats so to speakrdquo Ellis said ldquoThen to cadets who have rarely seen someone in uniform and were interested maybe by seeing cadets on campusrdquo

He cited the structure pro-vided by the program as a natural progression into a more structured and success-ful college career

ldquoI think that the program offers a great opportunity for students here to pur-sue a military career and learn lessons about leader-shiprdquo he said ldquoAnd when you combine that with the strong academic basis the program requires itrsquos a good foundationrdquo

ROTC FROM PAGE 1

Student life different for UA ROTC cadets

The United Statesrsquo first collegiate recovery pro-gram was started at Texas Tech over 25 years ago Both Downs and Snodgrass were undergraduate students at

Texas Tech and Snodgrass benefited from a recovery scholarship

ldquoTexas Tech gave me hope that somebody believed in merdquo Snodgrass said ldquoOther SEC schools such as Auburn are also starting recovery programsrdquo

Adam Downs director of Substance Abuse Counseling and Recovery Services said

the CRC is a support group for students not a rehabilitation facility

ldquoThis program is about supporting students who are in recoveryrdquo Downs said ldquoItrsquos not a treatment center for detoxrdquo

The CRCrsquos normal busi-ness hours are Monday through Friday from 8 am to 5 pm

ADDICTION FROM PAGE 1

UA offers out-patient facility for addicts

Austin said there was no serious damage inside the house but the fraternity house mother called the UAPD after seeing the exterior graffiti

ldquoShe wasnrsquot too happy about paint on her houserdquo

Austin saidAustin said the house was

not planning on pressing crim-inal charges though Andreen said UAPD was investigat-ing the incidents as of 5 pm Wednesday

Though Thomas Davis Pi Kappa Alpharsquos president could not be reached for com-ment by press time Austin said the two houses are working together to resolve

the issueldquoI talked to [Thomas Davis]

all dayrdquo Austin said ldquoWe both agreed that we were going to repair the damage to each oth-ers houses and leave it at that There is no bad blood between usrdquo

Andreen said both fraterni-tiesrsquo block seating would be opened for general admission at Saturdayrsquos game versus Ole Miss

FRATERNITIES FROM PAGE 1

lsquoNo bad bloodrsquo in fraternity dispute

Editor | Melissa Brownnewsdeskcwuaedu

Thursday September 27 2012NEWSNEWS

OPINION

CULTURE

SPORTS

Page 3

HCA screens Invisible Childrenrsquos fi lm lsquoThe RescuersquoBy Mark HammontreeContributing Writer

The Honors College Assembly hosted representatives of the Invisible Children organization Tuesday to screen their 2009 documentary ldquoThe Rescuerdquo

Invisible Childrenrsquos films focus on the violence and pov-erty that plagues east and central Africa because of the actions of warlord Joseph Kony and his Lordrsquos Resistance Army Invisible Children is one of the most well-known groups striv-ing to raise awareness of Konyrsquos crimes and provide aid and hope for the troubled people in the region

The original 2004 documentary depicted the abuses of Kony in northern Uganda Konyrsquos crimes since he gained power in 1987 are many including the brutal prac-tice of abducting children from local villages and brainwashing them into being the LRArsquos ldquochild soldiersrdquo The film sparked a national movement and Invisible Children Inc was formed to more actively combat the issues Since 2005 the organization has been involved in bringing awareness to Konyrsquos activities by releasing films that are toured around the country at venues ranging from Sunday school classrooms to col-lege campuses

Last year former director of

academic engagement of the HCA Austin Lafferty invited the Invisible Children ldquoroadiesrdquo to bring their movement to The University of Alabama

ldquoHaving a nonprofit like Invisible Children come to show-case their work ask for help have those discussions and even take constructive criticism from our student body can really help us to see what is being done and discover something about our own responsibilities as human beings whether thatrsquos with Invisible Children or in some other wayrdquo Lafferty said ldquoMy college career has drastically changed as a result of that I went from falling into my default of

a business career to actively pursuing a career in human rights lawrdquo

Apwonjo a campus group that works to raise awareness about and provide aid in sub-Saharan Africa co-sponsors Invisible Children events with HCA

Brian Kraus the secretary of Apwonjo said simply donating and sending food while benefi-cial is not enough

ldquoItrsquos so much more rewarding and effective if you actually really understand all sides of the issue and really can not just cure a symptom but actually get at the root of itrdquo Kraus said ldquoI think Invisible Children does a really good job of thatrdquo

By sponsoring these screenings once or twice a year Apwonjo and the HCA hope to bring these issues to the atten-tion of UA students because stu-dents can truly make an impact

ldquoInvisible Children was the first thing that made me look at a global community outside of right hererdquo Maddie Haddock president of Apwonjo said ldquoI think thatrsquos really impor-tant for college students to be exposed tordquo

For Archie Creech Jr an active member of Apwonjo the message is directly tied to his life as a student especially in the light of the devastation of the April 27 2011 tornadoes which

still lingers near campusldquoThe tragedy of the April 2011

tornadoes showed us that we are all bound together in our lives on this Earthrdquo Creech said ldquoOur belief in justice and equality and morality is insulted every time an atrocity happens in the worldrdquo

Creech said students can learn more about the conditions in cen-tral Africa and become involved in providing aid through on-cam-pus groups such as Apwonjo International Justice Mission and Unified for UNIFAT

Invisible Children will be releasing a new documentary in October and will be back to screen it on campus next semester

By Ashley TrippContributing Writer

A public relations firm at The University of Alabama is giv-ing students real-world experi-ence in running communication campaigns

The Capstone Agency has amassed over 30 awards for their work and is looking to continue their progress and expansion this year

Capstone Agency Advisor Teri Henley started working with the firm in 2008 Over the years Henley said she has been impressed with how the student leaders of the Capstone Agency have stepped up to run the orga-nization as a real agency helping real clients

ldquoThe greatest reward is seeing the students grow in the knowl-edge and abilities as they interact with real clients with real bud-gets real issues and real con-straintsrdquo she said

Firm director Jessica Colburn said the Capstone Agency has

worked hard to build a client list for the purpose of highlighting its strengths and abilities to future clients

ldquoIt truly highlights our abili-ties as an agency when we can now say we not only have over 32 local regional and national awards for our work but are now considered lsquoleading expertsrsquo in our fieldrdquo Colburn said

Previously the Capstone Agency focused on work for non-profits and on-campus initiatives

ldquoThis year we are looking to strategically diversify our cli-entele and work with small off-campus businesses in need of communication services for payrdquo Colburn said

The Capstone Agency looks to educate both students and fac-ulty on how to engage students through strategic public relations campaigns at two national con-ferences this semester

The National Outreach Scholarship Conference will be on Oct 3 in Bryant Conference Center and the Public Relations

Student Society of Americarsquos National Conference will be Oct 12 in San Francisco Calif

Colburn said she is excited the agency will be working hard on making one of their current clients LessThanUThink a nationwide brand by implement-ing their campaign in Orange County Calif

Sam Nathews director of media relations who worked on the statewide campaign this past spring as a member of the LessThanUThink team said gaining real-world PR experience through hands-on work with actual clients is invaluable to any PR student

ldquoBecause Capstone Agency offers services that encompass every facet of public relations it provides students the opportuni-ty to further develop and sharpen the skills necessary to help them become successful public rela-tions professionalsrdquo Nathews said

To learn more about Capstone Agency visit capstoneagencyorg

PR fi rm educates students

Editor | SoRelle Wyckoffletterscwuaedu

Thursday September 27 2012OPINIONSNEWS

OPINION

CULTURE

SPORTS

Page 4

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Environmentalism not altruisticLETTER TO THE EDITOR

By Kyle Davis

Irsquom not writing this to appeal to flower children green thumbs habitual recy-clers or conservation advocates They already respect their relationship with nature and quite frankly Irsquove got no beef with them but thatrsquos irrelevant I want instead to start a dialogue with a group of people that Irsquom shocked are typically hostile or otherwise indifferent to stew-ardship and sustainability Irsquom writing to conservatives of all shades from liber-tarians to neo-cons to consider this basic tenant environmentalism to paraphrase science fiction author Kim Stanley Robinson is simply selfishness taking the long view by acknowledging the true costs of our actions Thatrsquos something any advocate of fiscal responsibility can surely support

When I say altruism I mean environ-mentalism isnrsquot about helping endan-gered organisms like polar bears and exotic snails to survive simply because wersquore in debt to them for eroding their habitats Itrsquos not about tree-hugging and itrsquos not about serving nature Those philosophies might resonate with more sensitive souls but I expect the great majority of us to simply accept envi-ronmental damage as a cost of doing business ndash our liberated fun-filled and (currently) wasteful consumer lifestyles practically demand it But no matter how much we might wish otherwise the costs will catch up with us sooner or later in a variety of ways

Consider climate change Therersquos a monetary value associated with carbon emissions thatrsquos impossible to nail down with precision yet it exists Fertile lands swallowed up by the sea grasslands suc-cumbed to deserts and entire marine ecosystems scarred by water too hot or too acidic are all likely possibilities as the earth reacts to a sudden and unprec-edented increase in greenhouse gases over the century While these impacts might be terrible for a variety of ethical reasons whatrsquos most relevant is theyrsquore simply prohibitively expensive Cities that donrsquot invest in seawalls will be slowly inundated by the ocean and thousands of communities will be forced to relocate or re-equip themselves for other economic ventures as the climate belts shift The resources we rely on to sustain ourselves will become vastly more difficult to obtain and theyrsquoll have to be split between bil-lions more people in more cramped and stressful conditions This is the erosion of trillions of dollars of productivity and someone has to foot the bill

As of now our children and grandchil-dren will pay the full price not us even

though our irresponsible behavior hascontributed to these various long emer-gencies Does that strike you as fairSurely itrsquos a problem worth addressingYet if we expect the free market to com-bat this dilemma as many conservativesadvocate our situation wonrsquot fundamen-tally improve because of one simple factour current economics hide the true costof our actions

For example what you pay at the pumpfor a gallon of gas is a gross understate-ment of its true burden Every pound ofCO2 emitted alters the ecology of theplanet in some minute way every traceof exhaust contributes to health prob-lems passed on through doctorrsquos visitsand higher insurance premiums andevery fossil fuel if not extracted respon-sibly creates localized environmentalproblems ranging from oil spills totainted groundwater to ravaged moun-taintop ecosystems Summed togetherthese lingering effects create economicmalnourishment and sap future growthThe immediate gratification of cheapand easy gas which makes us competi-tive in the short-term can potentiallyundermine communities and harm themimmensely in the long term yet theprice at the pump does not reflect thesehazards ndash the full cost is footed by latergenerations and passed on as hamperedgrowth throughout the decades

Some environmentalists seek toaddress this issue through ecologicaleconomics a discipline that attempts theimpossible by quantifying the full impactof our relationship with the biosphereand assigning a range of dollar values toit This emerging field promises to takethe simple logic behind the free marketand incorporate it into an ecologicallyresponsible framework that looks out forhumans across all time scales not justthose here and now But it takes politi-cal will to embrace such a transformativescience Itrsquos in everyonersquos best interest toacknowledge and prepare for a hot andcrowded future and the simplest way toconfront this harsh reality and limit thedamage is to assume full responsibilityfor our destructive habits To curb ourbehavior we need to cover our debts andpay the full price of our actions upfront

The free market can behave responsi-bly toward the planet and toward futuregenerations if it runs on eco-economicsThis budding discipline promises to unitetwo seemingly disparate philosophiesand provide an accurate and scientificreassessment of our lifestyles Call menaiumlve for suggesting that green and con-servative can be one and the sameKyle Davis is a senior majoring inenvironmental science

Crimson Ride drivers should be considerateBy Amber PattersonStaff Columnist

The Crimson Ride transportation system is a great resource for stu-dents both those who live on campus and those who commute The addition of the new Crimson Express route has become abso-lutely vital for me since I commute to campus and park near the baseball field which is basically in the middle of nowhere The bus drivers even wait for students that seem to be running a little late in the mornings sprinting to the bus stop from their cars ndash another thing of which I am guilty

And while I do appreci-ate the bus drivers and their attribution to the University as always

there is room for improve-ment Recently I boarded the bus just in time to make it to class 10 min-utes early or so I thought My early planning would have been successful if the bus driver did not decide to stop for almost 10 min-utes to converse with a fellow driver through his window This was not just a friendly chat or a brief hello they had a full con-versation while he had almost an entire bus full of people I thought this was an isolated incident until I learned that my room-mate experienced a simi-lar situation while taking the shuttle back to our apartment The bus driver decided he needed almost 30 minutes to smoke a cig-arette and spark various conversations

I am aware that all employees need a break I would need one too if I was driving all day espe-cially if it was the same route every day I am not against them having a break I just ask that driv-ers would be consider-ate of the fact that most of their passengers are students that have class and need to get to those classes on time Their job is to provide timely trans-portation I will admit that it is partially the studentsrsquo responsibility to board the bus at a decent time to arrive to class promptly but with students taking more than 15 hours like myself our time between classes is little making time very precious

It is known at the bus hub that a student can

expect to wait 20 minutes or a little more because it is the place where the bus drivers transition but not in the middle of their routes When I first arrived on campus figuring out the bus sys-tem took me awhile but when I finally learned all the routes and carefully mapped out which one to take I did not calculate bus driver conversation time I should not have to I appreciate the bus driv-ers of this campus and all that they do for students and faculty All I am ask-ing is for equal consider-ation for fellow students and myselfAmber Patterson is a sophomore majoring in marketing and public relations Her column runs on Thursday

Wilson reminds us to daydream lsquosoldier onrsquoBy Sophia FazalStaff Columnist

We took our seats at the cool dark lab tables and I began to get even more anxious There were only about 10 of us in the room and among such royalty at that Thanks to Dr Christopher Lynn and his Human Behavioral Ecology Research Group I was able to score VIP seats to a meet and greet with Harvard Universityrsquos internationally renowned biologist Dr E O Wilson the night after his lecture ldquoThe Social Conquest of Earthrdquo here at The University of Alabama

Nonchalantly he start-ed that morning by telling a story of two not so inter-ested biologists sitting around a teaching lounge talking about what they would name their new department If you can believe it that was the day evolutionary biology was born

Wilson said science is the key to all of lifersquos secrets and science is in need of some serious ten-der love and care

After reading his book ldquoCreationrdquo it makes a lot more sense why he says this The book is essen-tially a short and sweet letter to a pastor where Wilson asks for his help in uniting religion and sci-ence to preserve biodiver-sity across the globe Just a simple request

ldquoPastor we need your

helprdquo Wilson wrote ldquoHalf the species of plants and animals on Earth could be either gone or at least fated for early extinction by the end of the centuryrdquo

Wilsonrsquos goal is to push science and young sci-entists to the edge and reverse the decline of a crucial scientific era His next book ldquoLetters to a Young Scientistrdquo will do just that but for now he was able to enlighten us with what he calls ldquothe three archetypes for a budding scientistsrdquo

First he says to hunt for the lost world for Wilson that was some-thing he recently encoun-tered within his field of study at the age of 82 Last year Wilson was able to take samples from a vir-gin forest in Gorongosa Mozambique something hersquos wanted to do his whole life

Second is to search for the Holy Grail Specifically your own Holy Grail no matter where you are

ldquoTherersquos a grail in your field there is always that something that everybody wants to knowrdquo Wilson said

The third is a lit-tle complicated good vs evil Here Wilson explains how these three archetypes will combine to create an authority Scientists get to choose what they study and what they fight for therein lies that grail So it is up to the budding scientists

to choose whether or not they want to help humani-ty or just take it for grant-ed To Wilson this is most important because the future lies within their hands

ldquoYou can become an authority at a very young age if you run from the sound of gunsrdquo Wilson said demanding our attention at this point

He explained how choosing a field of study just because it is easy or popular will not get you very far As the leading authority on ants Wilson was able to transition over to human evolution with ease but opportunities like that do not happen to the masses So letrsquos travel the unbeaten path Check

His idea is to push each young scientist to imagi-nation and open minded-ness Daydreaming is one thing he emphasized for all to do (Seriously I have that down especially in Spanish)

ldquoVery bright people in my opinion they are often not innovators or creatorsrdquo Wilson said when talking about how 120 is the ideal IQ and

incidentally three points shy of his own

To him the stereotypi-cal genius doesnrsquot have the hard work passion and persistence that one needs to become a pio-neer Breezing through school is clearly not his idea of a victory

ldquoYoursquove got to soldier on and get the work donerdquo Wilson said

Science needs innova-tors and creators and Wilsonrsquos calling has been to let the young know that today science can save the world but only as long as there is still science left to go around

Wilson chatted with us for a full two hours and at the end com-plained about how short our gathering seemed He listened patiently and advised wholeheartedly I was moved to some seri-ous critical thinking on life followed by a ldquoRoll Tiderdquo from a fellow Bama native

Touched by all his efforts and the efforts of groups like HBERG that are here every day push-ing science to the next level I was moved to write this article Take a minute to appreciate the world around you because you may never see it like this again

ldquoDonrsquot be afraidrdquo Wilson said in the end ldquoyou are neededrdquoSophia Fazal is a senior majoring in anthropology

YOUR VIEWS IN RESPONSE TOlsquoThe unintelligence of teaching

intelligent design in statersquo

ldquoThe vast majority of people will never need to know about this lsquotheoryrsquo to be successful in life The simple

truth is evolutionists want to discredit the Christian Bible and crush peoplersquos faith plain and simplerdquo

ldquoPlease tell me how the theory of evolution proves the existence of God Also you may want to read up on what a theory means in science It doesnrsquot mean a

probability It means a generally accepted fact Gravity is also considered a theory in sciencehelliprdquo

ldquoTo directly observe lsquonatural selectionrsquo one only takes note as bacteria and viruses mutate when different

antibiotics and medical treatments are introduced hellip Irsquod have to say that the State Board of Education hasnrsquot

looked very hardrdquo

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NEWS OPINION CULTURE SPORTS Thursday September 27 2012 | Page 5

By Angie BarteltContributing Writer

Many students meet with their academic advisor only once per semester and rarely make use of their professorsrsquo office hours

This October the Student Government Association hopes to change that by launching an Academic Scavenger Hunt to promote helpful academic assets on campus that are free to stu-dents as well as help stu-dents build relationships with their advisors

ldquoWe are encouraging stu-dents to become aware of the resources that their tuition already pays for as well as use the advice of their academic advisorsrdquo SGA executive press secretary

Meagan Bryant said The Academic Scavenger

Hunt includes prizes such as a 16GB iPad Ray-Ban sun-glasses and $500 and $1000 scholarships donated by the SGA

ldquoThe scavenger hunt seemed like a great idea because we could incorpo-rate different parts of cam-pus such as DegreeWorks academic advising teachersrsquo office hours and the writ-ing centerrdquo Denzel Evans-Bell SGA vice president for Academic Affairs said

To complete the passport supplied by the SGA for the Academic Scavenger Hunt students need two signatures from their teachers after meeting with them during office hours followed by an appointment with an advisor

to receive the third signature Students must then visit

an academic resource center such as the writing center for their fourth signature Lastly students must complete their DegreeWorks before turning in their completed passport to qualify for a prize

ldquoThis is beneficial and fun to the students because they can gain so much from itrdquo Evans-Bell said ldquoThey will fill out their DegreeWorks and get to meet privately with their professors all of the things that are stressed for students to do during their college careers and they can win prizes doing itrdquo

The Academic Scavenger Hunt begins Oct 1 and all completed passports are due to the SGA office on Oct 26 by 5 pm

By Alan AlexanderContributing Writer

Dean Loy Singleton of the College of Communication and Information Sciences praised the many accomplishments of the college over the past year in the annual State of the College Address Wednesday

The speech which took place on the front steps of Reese Phifer Hall celebrated the plethora of awards won by CampIS students faculty and staff as part of the second annual CampIS CommUnity Gathering

ldquoThis past year has been truly specialrdquo Singleton said ldquoThe numbers varieties and significance of awards is really unprecedentedrdquo

The student ad team won first place in district competi-tion and finished second out of 141 teams in the Advertising Federation National Student Advertising Competition

Although they finished run-ner-up their plans book scored

number one in the nationOther awards won by stu-

dents include the Alabama Forensic Council who won more than 350 regional and national individual awards as well as first place team awards in 12 of the 14 tournaments Singleton said

They also took home their

19th national championship in the Sigma Rho-Tau Kappa Alpha National Tournament

ldquoItrsquos really inspiring hear-ing about all the great honors everyone has received hererdquo Amanda Perrucci a fresh-man majoring in public rela-tions said ldquoIt motivates me to do well in the College of

CommunicationrdquoUA students werenrsquot the only

ones celebrated this year as CampIS faculty also pulled in their fair share of honors

Bruce Berger an advertising and public relations pro-fessor will receive the Institute for Public Relationsrsquo Pathfinder award fo r c o n t r i b u -tions to scholarly public relations research He will travel to the Yale Club in New York where the award will be presented on Nov 8 Roy Clem the director of Commercial Broadcast opera-tions and general manager for WVUA WUOA was honored as the 2012 Broadcaster of the Year by the Alabama Broadcasters Association Clem was also

named to the ABA Hall of FameJason Black the assistant

dean for CampIS also spoke dur-ing the address He concluded by empha-sizing the importance of con-tinuing to improve the college and b u i l d i n g

a close knit community as the campus grows

ldquoNo matter what changes come down the road letrsquos renew our commitments to each otherrdquo Black said ldquoLetrsquos put our heads together to adjust for change and to think of how changes can make us better as a collegerdquo

After the address a CampIS Organization Fair hosted within

the rotunda of Reese Phifer Hall offered students the chance to meet with members of various communication organizations

These groups include the Alabama Forensic Council Society of Professional Journalists Capstone Agency Radio and Television Digital News Association The Crimson White Public Relations Council of Alabama Student Productions Association and Alabama Student Society for Communication and Arts

ldquoItrsquos important for our col-lege to host an Organization Awareness Fair each year to present the resources of our college to studentsrdquo Michelle McClinton president of the CampIS Student Executive Council said ldquoWe need to edu-cate and encourage our stu-dents to take advantage of the resources provided to themrdquo

CampIS dean praises Collegersquos accomplishments awards

SGA sponsors scavenger hunt

ldquoThis past year has been truly special The numbers varieties and signifi cance of awards is

really unprecedented

mdash Loy Singleton

CW | Margo SmithLoy Singleton shakes hands outside of the annual State of the College Address

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By Lauren Carlton Contributing Writer

Watch doctoral composition student Amir Zaheri in the hall-ways of Moody for a few minutes and it will become clear he has a personality that draws people toward him Soft-spoken yet direct Zaheri has an intuitive nature that makes him a popular source for advice This insightful-ness influences his compositions which in recent months have brought him major rewards

A Narramore Fellow and student of C P First Zaheri was a featured composer on ComposersCirclecom this past summer He has also celebrated new publications new commis-sions and premiere performances in the last few months

ldquoWhen Amir first arrived at the University he was already an accomplished composer with an international reputation but dur-ing his time here he has really refined his language narrative

and compositional techniquerdquo First a composition professor said

Zaherirsquos ldquoSoundtrack to Bradrsquos eHarmony Profilerdquo was recently selected for perfor-mance at the 2012 Student Society of Composers Inc National

Conference which will be held at Capital University this fall The digital piece was also selected for performance at the 2nd Annual Electroacoustic Barn Dance Festival at the University of Mary Washington

ldquoIt actually started out as a

jokerdquo Zaheri said It was my first digital piece for a class but when I brought it in Dr First was like lsquoAmir thatrsquos actually pretty goodrsquordquo

Zaheri brought it in to work on with his teacher Since then the piece has gathered its own follow-ing

ldquoEvery composer has their nicherdquo he said ldquo Perhaps Irsquove just discovered mine ndash dating profile soundtracksrdquo

Zaherirsquos successes speak not only for him but also for the quali-ty of work coming from the School of Music

ldquoWe are extremely proud of Amir and his accomplishmentsrdquo Charles ldquoSkiprdquo Snead director of the School of Music said ldquoHe exemplifies all of the characteris-tics that we hope to see in every graduate student His success on the regional and national level reflects extremely well on our programrdquo

As a composer in residence for The University of Alabama Opera Theatre hersquos currently

working on a musical entitled ldquoOver Dinnerrdquo to be performed in spring 2013

ldquoOne of my favorite styles is musical theatre along the lines of Noel Coward and Irving Berlinrdquo Zaheri said

When he sat down with Paul Houghtaling director of the UA Opera Theatre to discuss the next step for the company Zaheri knew it was time for a musical

ldquoOver Dinnerrdquo explores the relationships of several couples in a diner setting It includes a myriad of characters from a neu-rotic girlfriend and boyfriend whose love keeps them strong to the dinerrsquos hostess who is experi-encing the pain of a breakup with no closure Interwoven is the con-stant theme ldquoAnything can hap-pen over dinnerrdquo

Zaherirsquos partnership with UA Opera Theatre has been in place since he arrived at the University in January 2011

Snead believes that Zaherirsquos composer-in-residence status

illustrates the special collabora-tive nature that is standard for the composition department

ldquoBy nature composers are a collaborative grouprdquo he said They depend on the efforts of oth-ers for the ultimate realization of their achievements Likewise performers depend on willing and collaborative composers for the perpetuation of the art Amirrsquos relationship with our University Opera Theatre is an outstanding example of this ongoing relation-shiprdquo

Even with a constantly packed schedule of performances and teaching Zaheri has time to reflect on his work

ldquoItrsquos like being a parentrdquo Zaheri said ldquoYou care for them and hope they will help people to think and be healing and loving I think I am part of a minority of people on the planet who have the opportunity to do what one loves and make a difference in othersrsquo lives through it At a certain point I view that as a responsibilityrdquo

Editor | Lauren Fergusonculturecwuaedu

Thursday September 27 2012CULTURENEWS

OPINION

CULTURE

SPORTS

Page 6

By Matt McGrathContributing Writer

ldquoMoonrise Kingdomrdquo sees Wes Anderson return to live-action filmmaking after a break of five years since the underwhelm-ing ldquoThe Darjeeling Limitedrdquo Thankfully Andersonrsquos new picture is a return to form and his best film since ldquoThe Royal Tenenbaumsrdquo

In his career which now spans 10 years Wes Anderson has managed to cre-ate a distinct style which is shared in all of his films and ldquoMoonrise Kingdomrdquo perfect-ly demonstrates Andersonrsquos

recognizable visual and thematic blueprint Like almost all of his films ldquoMoonrise Kingdomrdquo fea-tures a vibrant color palette a dysfunctional family and a hilar-ious show-stealing performance from Bill Murray

The cast which Anderson has assembled is probably the most accomplished and diverse he has ever worked with featuring Frances McDormand Harvey Keitel and Tilda Swinton The two biggest names on the cast list Edward Norton and Bruce Willis deliver brilliant comi-cal performances and Norton is particularly impressive in his first major comedic role of his

career But the most surprising performances of the film come from the two young stars Jared Gilman and Kara Hayward who were both 13 during filming and who give the film a rich emotion-al warmth

Set on the charming fic-tional island of New Penzance ldquoMoonrise Kingdomrdquo tells the coming-of-age story of Sam Shakusky (Gilman) a troubled orphan who runs away from his summer scout group with Suzy Bishop (Hayward) a girl who is equally as alienated as Sam But hot on pursuit of the runaway lovers are the diligent Scout Master Randy Ward (Norton)

and Captain Sharp (Willis) who are aided by Suzyrsquos frantically worried parents played by the constantly duelling McDormand and Murray

This film will appeal to those who are already fans of Wes Anderson and his examination of the family dynamic

But what makes ldquoMoonrise Kingdomrdquo stand apart from these films is Andersonrsquos focus on his two young main char-acters Anderson captures the innocence of first love as well as the confusion of ado-lescence but manages to pro-vide both sentimentality and hilarity in equal measure The

dialogue is razor sharp and as expected the trademark Anderson wit and awkward-ness are fully present

Most striking about the script are the interactions between Sam and Suzy which feel incredibly genuine and make their summer romance completely believable Gilman is a rare breed of actor who is able to handle the quirks of Andersonrsquos script with the ease of Andersonrsquos regular col-laborators Jason Schwartzman and Murray and it would not be surprising to see Gilman return to work with the director on future films

On a visual level the film

is gorgeous and in true Wes Anderson fashion nearly every single shot is framed centrally a technique which has almost become an inside joke to fans of the director The fact that the film is so self-aware that it is a Wes Anderson picture means that ldquoMoonrise Kingdomrdquo is a sure-fire hit to fans of the direc-tor and ranks with ldquoRushmorerdquoand ldquoThe Royal Tenenbaumsrdquoas one of Andersonrsquos greatest films

It embraces his own style yet delivers a highly cre-ative and original depic-tion of the awkwardness of growing up

lsquoMoonrise Kingdomrsquo demonstrates Wes Andersonrsquos recognizable blueprint

Music studentrsquos composition makes national noise

CW | Jingyu WanAmir Zaherirsquos ldquoSoundtrack to Bradrsquos eHarmony Profi lerdquo was recently selected for performance at the 2012 Student Society of Composers Inc National Conference

COLUMN | MOVIE

NEWS OPINION CULTURE SPORTS Thursday September 27 2012 | Page 7

By Jared DowningContributing Writer

The love interest in The University of Alabamarsquos new play is too stupid to sit down Irsquom not exaggerating ndash she spends 30 sec-onds trying to remember how to sit down in a chair The hero falls for her while shersquos strug-gling to say her own name That was the point in ldquoFoolsrdquo when I began to realize what playwright Neil Simon who wrote ldquoThe Odd Couplerdquo had in for us

If yoursquore looking for Simonrsquos quaintly human New Yorkers you wonrsquot find any in the Russian hamlet of Kulyenchikov a town with an ancient curse of stupid-ity And like the townsfolk the show will make you feel dumb Not because yoursquore watching a stream of legitimately ter-

rible jokes but because you find yourself laughing at just about every one

Spunky young bookworm Leon Tolchinsky (John Paul Snead) has come to be the new schoolmaster Suitcase in hand and grinning like Socrates he rattles off a few solil-oquies about the joys of knowl-edge And then meets a man who canrsquot count to 12 or remember his own name Soon Leon realizes itrsquos up to him to break the curse by educating the physicianrsquos daughter Sophia (Natalie Riegel with Esther Workman stepping in Friday and Sunday)

Itrsquos a journey fraught with cheap clicheacutes and third grade puns Formally the gags are Vaudevillian but even the Marx Brothers knew how to count on their fingers The humor leaps from The Beverly Hillbillies to a

YouTube video of a 2-year-old I could almost see Simon stopping to think ldquoNow how can I make this line stupidrdquo

New York apparently hated it ndash it closed after just five weeks on Broadway But the UA troupe has always had a soft spot for mis-fit scripts and it waves Simonrsquos inanity like a battle flag Sneadrsquos wide-eyed Leon could pass for one of the missionaries in ldquoThe Book of Mormonrdquo his evil land baron rival (Samuel Hardy) looks like Count Chocula at a disco-thegraveque and they all frolic around a set that could be from Sesame Street

The show flaunts every cheap pun tramples Simonrsquos feeble attempts at sentiment and dares the audience not to enjoy it The air in the tiny Allen Bales Theatre gets so thick with sil-

liness that you either laugh or suffocate

Good thing too because despite a few awkward rashes of philosophy there isnrsquot any wisdom in the foolishness Sneadrsquos Leon is great fun but is no more relatable than any of the idiots Sophia challenges his presumptions about intellect but

shersquos too infantile to make any headway before everything is solved by ndash surprise - the power of love

ldquoThere is nothing like the logic of an illogical mindrdquo Leon says before Sophia forgets one-plus-one

I read later that ldquoFoolsrdquo is so bewildering to fans of Neil

Simon that some swear he wrote it to be a flop ldquoProducersrdquo style And even at the theatre I could tell that the Universityrsquos pro-duction is a lot more fun than the play deserved to be But the UA troupe does it exactly right It doesnrsquot try to break the Curse of Kulyenchokov it just puts it on the audience

THEATRE REVIEW

Absurdity of lsquoFoolsrsquo performances leaves every audience laughing

By Courtney StinsonContributing Writer

The Sonic Frontiers con-cert series sponsored by New College and Creative Campus is kicking off its second season of avant-garde performances with a concert by Chicago-based trio Vox Arcana Friday Sept 28 at 730 pm in Moody Music Building

The trio is comprised of leader and percussionist Tim Daisy clar-inetist James Falzone and cellist Fred Lonberg-Holm who also plays electronic instruments Vox Arcanarsquos experimental sound comes from the com-bination of the compositional structure of modern classical music and the triorsquos more flex-ible improvisational format

The freedom of Vox Arcanarsquos improvisational format leaves a lot of room for change in the grouprsquos music Though the compositions remain the same performances differ from night to night

ldquoIrsquom looking forward to how the music is going to changerdquo Daisy said ldquoA lot of itrsquos com-posed but therersquos also a lot of room for improvisation and the compositions change a lot night after night and thatrsquos something Irsquom very interested inrdquo

Vox Arcana uses a variety of instruments and styles to create various experimental textures Daisy will augment his drum set with kick pans bells and other sound-making materials while Lonberg-Holm will create tex-tures of sound with electronic

distortion and amplificationldquoYoursquore going to see us up

there working on our music which deals with a lot of com-posed material with a lot of room for improvisationrdquo Daisy

said ldquoYoursquoll see us working through our material hopefully playing it well and having a big timerdquo

Daisy said playing in an aca-demic setting rather than a club

or other venue makes the con-cert much more open to audi-ence interaction and conversa-tions about the music The band is happy to discuss their music and show scores after their performance to anyone who is interested

ldquoI usually get a lot more ques-tions from the audience in a more academic settingrdquo Daisy said ldquoI usually meet a lot more people wanting to talk and ana-lyze [the music] a little more Irsquom really looking forward to thatrdquo

Sonic Frontiersrsquo 2012-2013 season has grown in more ways than one This season will span both semesters include more performances and try to inte-grate more of the Tuscaloosa area by expanding to off-cam-pus events The series is also

expanding globally bringing in artists from as far away as the Czech Republic and Germany

Though Sonic Frontiers brings new ideas to campus it is by no means a one-way cultural exchange Giving visiting artists a chance to engage with local culture creates a reciprocal cir-culation of ideas

ldquoThe whole idea is to get ideas circulatingrdquo said Andrew Dewar assistant professor of New College and the School of Music and assistant director of Creative Campus ldquoBy having global artists and national art-ists not only do people here get to interact with a different cul-ture and set of ideas and musical sounds but the visiting musi-cians are interacting with whatrsquos happening hererdquo

Chicago-based trio to kick off Sonic Frontiers series

SubmittedVox Arena will perform on Friday Sept 28 at 730 pm in Moody Music Building

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By Jasmine CannonStaff Reporter

If you didnrsquot know before this weekrsquos Monday Night Football game you probably have heard the National Football League has locked out its referees

The debacle that started before preseason went to new heights after a controversial call was made by replace-ment referees at the end of the Packers vs Seahawks game that sent the latter home as victors

And there you have it Roger Goodellrsquos point was proven Better job performance by NFL officials is believed to be one of the motivations behind the lockout To combat under-per-forming officials the NFL wants to hire 21 reserves which could result in an official sitting out games without pay due to his performance

Other points of discussion rel-ative to the lockout include the league wanting to move to a 401K plan as opposed to staying with the pension plan officials prefer There is also disagreement on how much officials will be paid for the next few years The NFL has stated they offered a raise to $189000 from $149000 by 2018 Itrsquos been reported that officials have asked for more than that but a number has not been disclosed

The NFL takes in more than $9 billion in revenue a season so one would think the league could spare a few thousand dol-lars more to ensure the happi-ness of their employees as long as officials arenrsquot asking for an unreasonable amount

The lockout might not be considered as bad if the replace-ment officials were doing a good job After all who really likes ref-erees in any sport Why would the original officials be missed Just ask Aaron Rodgers Bill

Belichick the Baltimore Ravens fans that chanted obscenities or any other player fan or coach in the league

Just three weeks into the season players have taken to traditional and social media out-lets to express their frustrations with the calls and lack thereof in games

Packers offensive lineman TJ Lang declared via Twitter after shooting a couple of expletives ldquoFine me and use the money to pay the regular refsrdquo

New Orleans Saints quar-terback Drew Brees tweeted ldquoI love this league and love the game of football but tonightrsquos debacle hurts me greatly This is NOT the league wersquore supposed to representrdquo

And Miami Dolphins run-ning back Reggie Bush simply tweeted ldquoThese refs gotta go Irsquom sorryrdquo

After the Packers-Seahawks game quarterback Aaron Rodgers blasted the NFL for hir-ing unqualified replacement ref-erees and even questioned the league for putting money above football

These players will likely get fined for their comments but if national figures like Bill Clinton are disputing the work of these replacement officials some-thing is not right

I agree with Rodgersrsquo state-ment about the NFL putting money before football The league did the same thing when they locked out the players just two years ago A pay raise for officials may result in better job performance However it is not a guarantee the original ref-erees will do better so reserve officials are not a bad idea All of the parties involved need to come to a compromise to ensure the integrity of the game that provides them all with a livelihood

For once fans players want refs back on fi eld

By Zac Al-KhateebStaff Reporter

Alabama head coach Nick Saban had an interesting message for his team in prep-aration for the upcoming Ole Miss game Saturday

Saban has talked constant-ly to his team about overlook-ing opponents regardless of their record or how the fans and media perceive them To remind his team of the pitfalls of such attitudes he remind-ed his players about a time when an Ole Miss team beat a widely favored opponent

ldquoI saw a videotape a couple of weeks ago when we played somebody about Tim Tebow giving his famous speech after they were undefeated for a year and won the nation-al championshiprdquo Saban said ldquoGuess what Guess who Guess when Somebody beat them At home in their place and then there was the famous speechrdquo

Saban said he is trying to make his team realize the potential threat of every team before Alabama plays them rather than after

ldquoWell do you have to have an lsquoI told you sorsquo game and does somebody have to give that speech for you to do

what you need to do to realize whatrsquos at stakerdquo he said ldquoTo realize the opportunity you have to have a very success-ful significant season if you can play one game at a time and respect the people you play and play to your very best each and every time that you playrdquo

Sabanrsquos message seems to have stuck with his play-ers Senior tight end Michael Williams said hersquod rather not be in the same boat as the 2008 Florida Gators

ldquoWe donrsquot want something bad to happen for something to wake us uprdquo Williams said ldquoSo wersquore very aware of that speech and how everything happened there and wersquore going to come out and play for 60 minutesrdquo

Alabama champions to be honored in Saturdayrsquos game The Alabama football team will honor the exploits of its former champions on Saturday against the Ole Miss Rebels

Gene Stallings and the play-ers of the 1992 national cham-pionship team at Alabama will make an appearance at the game as well as last sea-sonrsquos national champion gym-nastics program

ldquoAll the SEC games that we

play are really specialrdquo Saban said ldquoWe want Bryant-Denny Stadium to be a special place for our players to play and a very difficult place for other teams to play Thatrsquos always been that way and we cer-tainly appreciate that from our fans and wersquoll certainly need it from our fans for this particular game Saturday nightrdquo

Saban said he still remem-bers watching the game in which Stallings and his team won Alabama its 12th nation-al title in football

ldquoI still think of all the games I remember or I ever watchedrdquo Saban said ldquothe game they played to win the national championship in the Sugar Bowl was one of the most fantastic teams and fan-tastic games I can remember watchingrdquo

Saban said he was also proud of the way the gym-nastics team performed last season and was happy it was going to be honored alongside the 1992 national title team

ldquoWersquore really really proud of all of our other sports who have a lot of successrdquo Saban said ldquoespecially the three womenrsquos sports that won national championships [last season]rdquo

Tide ready for Ole Miss

CW | Cora LindholmNick Saban has been trying to keep the team focused on Ole Miss all week at practice

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Page 10

Tide begins prepping for 1st SEC competitionCROSS COUNTRY

WOMENrsquoS GOLF

By Charlie PotterContributing Writer

The Alabama cross coun-try teams will face their third test of the season this week-end when they participate in the 57th Annual Notre Dame Invitational

The race will take place Friday Sept 28 at the Notre Dame golf course on the schoolrsquos campus in South Bend Ind Both teams will be run-ning in the blue division races

beginning with the womenrsquos race at 315 pm

The Crimson Tide is com-ing off its first SEC competi-tion at the Commodore Classic in Nashville Tenn where the womenrsquos and menrsquos teams fin-ished in fifth and 15th place respectively Head coach Dan Waters attributes his teamsrsquo results to their collegiate inex-perience

ldquoWe just canrsquot get around the fact that wersquore young and wersquore just going to have to learnrdquo

Waters said ldquoItrsquos just going to be part of our growing processrdquo

However Waters said the structure of the course in South Bend will be great for the devel-opment of the Tidersquos young runners and will help them bet-ter understand the elements of cross country Notre Damersquos golf course ndash that serves as the schoolrsquos running course for cross country meets ndash is very flat and Waters said jok-ingly that the desk in his office has more hills than the actual course

ldquoTypically this race goes out

incredibly fastrdquo Waters said ldquoItrsquos a flatter faster type of course Our athletes are going to have to get accustomed to seeing a fast pace and be able

to stay positive and still execute a race plan for the bottom half of the racerdquo

On top of the different course layout the run-ners will also be facing a more diverse mixture of schools The Notre Dame Invitational will host several Big

Ten schools like Ohio State and Michigan as well as Ivy League institutions like Columbia and Princeton

The SEC will also be well-represented at the meet Aside from Alabama Mississippi State and Texas AampM will be running Waters is glad to see a variety of competition for his growing team

ldquoItrsquos exactly what they need to seerdquo Waters said ldquoAs we grow for the future they need to know whatrsquos out there and they need to see the very best competition Thatrsquos why itrsquos on the schedulerdquo

The youth and inexperience of the cross country roster is slowly diminishing with every meet but for one runner the Notre Dame Invitational will be his first taste of competition in the college ranks and in the United States

Robbie Farnham-Rose a freshman from Borough Green

England will make his season debut for the Crimson Tide Friday

Waters said choosing to run his newest athlete at this time was due to the flatter faster type of course which is some-thing Farnham-Rose has had success running in the past But the experience of running with some of the countryrsquos best ath-letes canrsquot hurt either

ldquoItrsquos just an opportunity for him to compete and enjoy com-peting for the Crimson Tiderdquo Waters said

For Farnham-Rose this expe-rience will be new for him He is used to competing for a club team rather than a university but he is looking forward to spending time with his new teammates on the road to Indiana

Bama to play at World ChampionshipCW Staff

University of Alabama golf-ers Jennifer Kirby from Canada and Stephanie Meadow from Northern Ireland will compete in the 2012 Womenrsquos World Amateur Team Championship which begins on Thursday Sept 27 and concludes on Sunday Sept 30

The four-day 72-hole tour-nament will be hosted by the Turkish Golf Federation in coop-eration with the International Golf Federation The tourna-ment will take place in Antalya Turkey at the Gloria Golf Clubrsquos par-72 6203-yard Old Course and the par-72 6197-yard New Course

Consisting of over 125 coun-tries the International Golf Federation organizes the Womenrsquos World Amateur

biennially in three different zones with this yearrsquos tourna-ment being held in the Europe-Africa zone The 2012 edi-tion of the Womenrsquos World Amateur marks the 25th anni-versary and this yearrsquos tournament will feature a record number of 53 teams competing for the team championship

In the last Womenrsquos World Amateur Team Championship in 2010 Korea took home the team championship by 17 strokes

Competing for her native Canada senior Kirby will play in her second career World

ldquoItrsquos exactly what they need to see As we grow for the future they need to know whatrsquos out there and they need to see the very best

competition Thatrsquos why itrsquos on the schedule

mdash Dan Waters

CW FileSophmore Jennifer Kirby practices her iron shots at Pate Center after UA Womenrsquos Golf captures fi rst win at Texas AampM Preview

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Newby said the Air Force ROTC not only instilled a sense of structure and respect for authority in him but also marked his entrance into the military ldquofraternityrdquo facilitating a multitude of friendships

ldquoTheyrsquore strong bonds we haverdquo Newby said ldquoItrsquos actu-ally very comparable to the friendships I formed through football in high schoolrdquo

Philip Stephenson a junior majoring in management information systems said his whole family was in the mili-tary and his mother is cur-rently in the Air Force

He said he likes the variety of extra-curricular activi-ties and community service opportunities cadets could take part in and its facilita-tion of a light-hearted rivalry with the Army ROTC detach-ment on campus such as their competition during the Beat Auburn Beat Hunger drive last year and annual football game

Stevenson also recalled some of his own misconcep-tions about the Air Force ROTC

ldquoI was unaware going in just how dynamic the Air Force isrdquo Stevenson said ldquoIn fact many facets of the force are on the groundrdquo

Richard Ledson a sopho-more majoring in mechanical engineering learned how to fly before he learned how to drive His grandfather was a plane mechanic in Florida and Ledson said he knew he wanted to become a pilot Intrigued by the prospect of entering college as a high school senior and leaving as a Second Lieutenant in the Air Force and possibly a pilot he joined the Air Force ROTC

ldquoI have a lot more deter-mination and focusrdquo Ledson said ldquoTherersquos a lot of respon-sibility to being an ROTC cadet beyond just having to be a college studentrdquo

This holds true for Ledson who is a General Military Course advisor working with cadets undergoing their ini-tial training and a training officer of the honors society He said he hoped his efforts would elevate him forward into the physically and men-tally pressing field training during the summer after his sophomore year when a com-mitment to joining the Air Force begins for cadets not under scholarship

ldquoI donrsquot think Irsquod have the same focused mind-set if I werenrsquot a cadetrdquo

Ledson saidLedson said that from an

outsiderrsquos perspective some of drills and exercises they undergo publicly may seem odd goofy or perhaps fright-ening but knows the purpose and importance of all of their tasks

ldquoItrsquos really that wersquore striv-ing to better ourselvesrdquo Ledson said

Zac McMillian a sopho-more majoring in MIS and history lived with Ledson during their freshman year in Ridgecrest South Having attended a West Point camp the summer before he said he had seen the dedication and hard work of military affiliated students but was uncertain if his soon-to-be Air Force ROTC roommate would be ldquotoo seriousrdquo

He said he was relieved to find Ledson as determined as expected but able to mix in doses of fun citing the pairrsquos sporadic dancing in the dorm room while maintaining a clear mental balance

ldquoYou could see [being a cadet] really helped him focus and sort out whatrsquos importantrdquo McMillian said ldquoAnd he loves itrdquo

Though no longer rooming together as McMillian is a resident advisor and Ledson lives off-campus McMillian said he would welcome the chance to live alongside an Air Force ROTC student again

ldquoSometimes you have to work with them itrsquos a busy schedule but I liked itrdquo McMillian said

R e c r u i t i n g F l i g h t Commander for TheUniversity of Alabama Air Force ROTC Captain John Ellis said with an average of 100 students per class and a 50 percent retention rate from freshman to sophomore years and 75 percent of stu-dents who start their sopho-more year finishing the pro-gram has remained attrac-tive to students

ldquoWe get a wide variety of students some who are air force brats so to speakrdquo Ellis said ldquoThen to cadets who have rarely seen someone in uniform and were interested maybe by seeing cadets on campusrdquo

He cited the structure pro-vided by the program as a natural progression into a more structured and success-ful college career

ldquoI think that the program offers a great opportunity for students here to pur-sue a military career and learn lessons about leader-shiprdquo he said ldquoAnd when you combine that with the strong academic basis the program requires itrsquos a good foundationrdquo

ROTC FROM PAGE 1

Student life different for UA ROTC cadets

The United Statesrsquo first collegiate recovery pro-gram was started at Texas Tech over 25 years ago Both Downs and Snodgrass were undergraduate students at

Texas Tech and Snodgrass benefited from a recovery scholarship

ldquoTexas Tech gave me hope that somebody believed in merdquo Snodgrass said ldquoOther SEC schools such as Auburn are also starting recovery programsrdquo

Adam Downs director of Substance Abuse Counseling and Recovery Services said

the CRC is a support group for students not a rehabilitation facility

ldquoThis program is about supporting students who are in recoveryrdquo Downs said ldquoItrsquos not a treatment center for detoxrdquo

The CRCrsquos normal busi-ness hours are Monday through Friday from 8 am to 5 pm

ADDICTION FROM PAGE 1

UA offers out-patient facility for addicts

Austin said there was no serious damage inside the house but the fraternity house mother called the UAPD after seeing the exterior graffiti

ldquoShe wasnrsquot too happy about paint on her houserdquo

Austin saidAustin said the house was

not planning on pressing crim-inal charges though Andreen said UAPD was investigat-ing the incidents as of 5 pm Wednesday

Though Thomas Davis Pi Kappa Alpharsquos president could not be reached for com-ment by press time Austin said the two houses are working together to resolve

the issueldquoI talked to [Thomas Davis]

all dayrdquo Austin said ldquoWe both agreed that we were going to repair the damage to each oth-ers houses and leave it at that There is no bad blood between usrdquo

Andreen said both fraterni-tiesrsquo block seating would be opened for general admission at Saturdayrsquos game versus Ole Miss

FRATERNITIES FROM PAGE 1

lsquoNo bad bloodrsquo in fraternity dispute

Editor | Melissa Brownnewsdeskcwuaedu

Thursday September 27 2012NEWSNEWS

OPINION

CULTURE

SPORTS

Page 3

HCA screens Invisible Childrenrsquos fi lm lsquoThe RescuersquoBy Mark HammontreeContributing Writer

The Honors College Assembly hosted representatives of the Invisible Children organization Tuesday to screen their 2009 documentary ldquoThe Rescuerdquo

Invisible Childrenrsquos films focus on the violence and pov-erty that plagues east and central Africa because of the actions of warlord Joseph Kony and his Lordrsquos Resistance Army Invisible Children is one of the most well-known groups striv-ing to raise awareness of Konyrsquos crimes and provide aid and hope for the troubled people in the region

The original 2004 documentary depicted the abuses of Kony in northern Uganda Konyrsquos crimes since he gained power in 1987 are many including the brutal prac-tice of abducting children from local villages and brainwashing them into being the LRArsquos ldquochild soldiersrdquo The film sparked a national movement and Invisible Children Inc was formed to more actively combat the issues Since 2005 the organization has been involved in bringing awareness to Konyrsquos activities by releasing films that are toured around the country at venues ranging from Sunday school classrooms to col-lege campuses

Last year former director of

academic engagement of the HCA Austin Lafferty invited the Invisible Children ldquoroadiesrdquo to bring their movement to The University of Alabama

ldquoHaving a nonprofit like Invisible Children come to show-case their work ask for help have those discussions and even take constructive criticism from our student body can really help us to see what is being done and discover something about our own responsibilities as human beings whether thatrsquos with Invisible Children or in some other wayrdquo Lafferty said ldquoMy college career has drastically changed as a result of that I went from falling into my default of

a business career to actively pursuing a career in human rights lawrdquo

Apwonjo a campus group that works to raise awareness about and provide aid in sub-Saharan Africa co-sponsors Invisible Children events with HCA

Brian Kraus the secretary of Apwonjo said simply donating and sending food while benefi-cial is not enough

ldquoItrsquos so much more rewarding and effective if you actually really understand all sides of the issue and really can not just cure a symptom but actually get at the root of itrdquo Kraus said ldquoI think Invisible Children does a really good job of thatrdquo

By sponsoring these screenings once or twice a year Apwonjo and the HCA hope to bring these issues to the atten-tion of UA students because stu-dents can truly make an impact

ldquoInvisible Children was the first thing that made me look at a global community outside of right hererdquo Maddie Haddock president of Apwonjo said ldquoI think thatrsquos really impor-tant for college students to be exposed tordquo

For Archie Creech Jr an active member of Apwonjo the message is directly tied to his life as a student especially in the light of the devastation of the April 27 2011 tornadoes which

still lingers near campusldquoThe tragedy of the April 2011

tornadoes showed us that we are all bound together in our lives on this Earthrdquo Creech said ldquoOur belief in justice and equality and morality is insulted every time an atrocity happens in the worldrdquo

Creech said students can learn more about the conditions in cen-tral Africa and become involved in providing aid through on-cam-pus groups such as Apwonjo International Justice Mission and Unified for UNIFAT

Invisible Children will be releasing a new documentary in October and will be back to screen it on campus next semester

By Ashley TrippContributing Writer

A public relations firm at The University of Alabama is giv-ing students real-world experi-ence in running communication campaigns

The Capstone Agency has amassed over 30 awards for their work and is looking to continue their progress and expansion this year

Capstone Agency Advisor Teri Henley started working with the firm in 2008 Over the years Henley said she has been impressed with how the student leaders of the Capstone Agency have stepped up to run the orga-nization as a real agency helping real clients

ldquoThe greatest reward is seeing the students grow in the knowl-edge and abilities as they interact with real clients with real bud-gets real issues and real con-straintsrdquo she said

Firm director Jessica Colburn said the Capstone Agency has

worked hard to build a client list for the purpose of highlighting its strengths and abilities to future clients

ldquoIt truly highlights our abili-ties as an agency when we can now say we not only have over 32 local regional and national awards for our work but are now considered lsquoleading expertsrsquo in our fieldrdquo Colburn said

Previously the Capstone Agency focused on work for non-profits and on-campus initiatives

ldquoThis year we are looking to strategically diversify our cli-entele and work with small off-campus businesses in need of communication services for payrdquo Colburn said

The Capstone Agency looks to educate both students and fac-ulty on how to engage students through strategic public relations campaigns at two national con-ferences this semester

The National Outreach Scholarship Conference will be on Oct 3 in Bryant Conference Center and the Public Relations

Student Society of Americarsquos National Conference will be Oct 12 in San Francisco Calif

Colburn said she is excited the agency will be working hard on making one of their current clients LessThanUThink a nationwide brand by implement-ing their campaign in Orange County Calif

Sam Nathews director of media relations who worked on the statewide campaign this past spring as a member of the LessThanUThink team said gaining real-world PR experience through hands-on work with actual clients is invaluable to any PR student

ldquoBecause Capstone Agency offers services that encompass every facet of public relations it provides students the opportuni-ty to further develop and sharpen the skills necessary to help them become successful public rela-tions professionalsrdquo Nathews said

To learn more about Capstone Agency visit capstoneagencyorg

PR fi rm educates students

Editor | SoRelle Wyckoffletterscwuaedu

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Environmentalism not altruisticLETTER TO THE EDITOR

By Kyle Davis

Irsquom not writing this to appeal to flower children green thumbs habitual recy-clers or conservation advocates They already respect their relationship with nature and quite frankly Irsquove got no beef with them but thatrsquos irrelevant I want instead to start a dialogue with a group of people that Irsquom shocked are typically hostile or otherwise indifferent to stew-ardship and sustainability Irsquom writing to conservatives of all shades from liber-tarians to neo-cons to consider this basic tenant environmentalism to paraphrase science fiction author Kim Stanley Robinson is simply selfishness taking the long view by acknowledging the true costs of our actions Thatrsquos something any advocate of fiscal responsibility can surely support

When I say altruism I mean environ-mentalism isnrsquot about helping endan-gered organisms like polar bears and exotic snails to survive simply because wersquore in debt to them for eroding their habitats Itrsquos not about tree-hugging and itrsquos not about serving nature Those philosophies might resonate with more sensitive souls but I expect the great majority of us to simply accept envi-ronmental damage as a cost of doing business ndash our liberated fun-filled and (currently) wasteful consumer lifestyles practically demand it But no matter how much we might wish otherwise the costs will catch up with us sooner or later in a variety of ways

Consider climate change Therersquos a monetary value associated with carbon emissions thatrsquos impossible to nail down with precision yet it exists Fertile lands swallowed up by the sea grasslands suc-cumbed to deserts and entire marine ecosystems scarred by water too hot or too acidic are all likely possibilities as the earth reacts to a sudden and unprec-edented increase in greenhouse gases over the century While these impacts might be terrible for a variety of ethical reasons whatrsquos most relevant is theyrsquore simply prohibitively expensive Cities that donrsquot invest in seawalls will be slowly inundated by the ocean and thousands of communities will be forced to relocate or re-equip themselves for other economic ventures as the climate belts shift The resources we rely on to sustain ourselves will become vastly more difficult to obtain and theyrsquoll have to be split between bil-lions more people in more cramped and stressful conditions This is the erosion of trillions of dollars of productivity and someone has to foot the bill

As of now our children and grandchil-dren will pay the full price not us even

though our irresponsible behavior hascontributed to these various long emer-gencies Does that strike you as fairSurely itrsquos a problem worth addressingYet if we expect the free market to com-bat this dilemma as many conservativesadvocate our situation wonrsquot fundamen-tally improve because of one simple factour current economics hide the true costof our actions

For example what you pay at the pumpfor a gallon of gas is a gross understate-ment of its true burden Every pound ofCO2 emitted alters the ecology of theplanet in some minute way every traceof exhaust contributes to health prob-lems passed on through doctorrsquos visitsand higher insurance premiums andevery fossil fuel if not extracted respon-sibly creates localized environmentalproblems ranging from oil spills totainted groundwater to ravaged moun-taintop ecosystems Summed togetherthese lingering effects create economicmalnourishment and sap future growthThe immediate gratification of cheapand easy gas which makes us competi-tive in the short-term can potentiallyundermine communities and harm themimmensely in the long term yet theprice at the pump does not reflect thesehazards ndash the full cost is footed by latergenerations and passed on as hamperedgrowth throughout the decades

Some environmentalists seek toaddress this issue through ecologicaleconomics a discipline that attempts theimpossible by quantifying the full impactof our relationship with the biosphereand assigning a range of dollar values toit This emerging field promises to takethe simple logic behind the free marketand incorporate it into an ecologicallyresponsible framework that looks out forhumans across all time scales not justthose here and now But it takes politi-cal will to embrace such a transformativescience Itrsquos in everyonersquos best interest toacknowledge and prepare for a hot andcrowded future and the simplest way toconfront this harsh reality and limit thedamage is to assume full responsibilityfor our destructive habits To curb ourbehavior we need to cover our debts andpay the full price of our actions upfront

The free market can behave responsi-bly toward the planet and toward futuregenerations if it runs on eco-economicsThis budding discipline promises to unitetwo seemingly disparate philosophiesand provide an accurate and scientificreassessment of our lifestyles Call menaiumlve for suggesting that green and con-servative can be one and the sameKyle Davis is a senior majoring inenvironmental science

Crimson Ride drivers should be considerateBy Amber PattersonStaff Columnist

The Crimson Ride transportation system is a great resource for stu-dents both those who live on campus and those who commute The addition of the new Crimson Express route has become abso-lutely vital for me since I commute to campus and park near the baseball field which is basically in the middle of nowhere The bus drivers even wait for students that seem to be running a little late in the mornings sprinting to the bus stop from their cars ndash another thing of which I am guilty

And while I do appreci-ate the bus drivers and their attribution to the University as always

there is room for improve-ment Recently I boarded the bus just in time to make it to class 10 min-utes early or so I thought My early planning would have been successful if the bus driver did not decide to stop for almost 10 min-utes to converse with a fellow driver through his window This was not just a friendly chat or a brief hello they had a full con-versation while he had almost an entire bus full of people I thought this was an isolated incident until I learned that my room-mate experienced a simi-lar situation while taking the shuttle back to our apartment The bus driver decided he needed almost 30 minutes to smoke a cig-arette and spark various conversations

I am aware that all employees need a break I would need one too if I was driving all day espe-cially if it was the same route every day I am not against them having a break I just ask that driv-ers would be consider-ate of the fact that most of their passengers are students that have class and need to get to those classes on time Their job is to provide timely trans-portation I will admit that it is partially the studentsrsquo responsibility to board the bus at a decent time to arrive to class promptly but with students taking more than 15 hours like myself our time between classes is little making time very precious

It is known at the bus hub that a student can

expect to wait 20 minutes or a little more because it is the place where the bus drivers transition but not in the middle of their routes When I first arrived on campus figuring out the bus sys-tem took me awhile but when I finally learned all the routes and carefully mapped out which one to take I did not calculate bus driver conversation time I should not have to I appreciate the bus driv-ers of this campus and all that they do for students and faculty All I am ask-ing is for equal consider-ation for fellow students and myselfAmber Patterson is a sophomore majoring in marketing and public relations Her column runs on Thursday

Wilson reminds us to daydream lsquosoldier onrsquoBy Sophia FazalStaff Columnist

We took our seats at the cool dark lab tables and I began to get even more anxious There were only about 10 of us in the room and among such royalty at that Thanks to Dr Christopher Lynn and his Human Behavioral Ecology Research Group I was able to score VIP seats to a meet and greet with Harvard Universityrsquos internationally renowned biologist Dr E O Wilson the night after his lecture ldquoThe Social Conquest of Earthrdquo here at The University of Alabama

Nonchalantly he start-ed that morning by telling a story of two not so inter-ested biologists sitting around a teaching lounge talking about what they would name their new department If you can believe it that was the day evolutionary biology was born

Wilson said science is the key to all of lifersquos secrets and science is in need of some serious ten-der love and care

After reading his book ldquoCreationrdquo it makes a lot more sense why he says this The book is essen-tially a short and sweet letter to a pastor where Wilson asks for his help in uniting religion and sci-ence to preserve biodiver-sity across the globe Just a simple request

ldquoPastor we need your

helprdquo Wilson wrote ldquoHalf the species of plants and animals on Earth could be either gone or at least fated for early extinction by the end of the centuryrdquo

Wilsonrsquos goal is to push science and young sci-entists to the edge and reverse the decline of a crucial scientific era His next book ldquoLetters to a Young Scientistrdquo will do just that but for now he was able to enlighten us with what he calls ldquothe three archetypes for a budding scientistsrdquo

First he says to hunt for the lost world for Wilson that was some-thing he recently encoun-tered within his field of study at the age of 82 Last year Wilson was able to take samples from a vir-gin forest in Gorongosa Mozambique something hersquos wanted to do his whole life

Second is to search for the Holy Grail Specifically your own Holy Grail no matter where you are

ldquoTherersquos a grail in your field there is always that something that everybody wants to knowrdquo Wilson said

The third is a lit-tle complicated good vs evil Here Wilson explains how these three archetypes will combine to create an authority Scientists get to choose what they study and what they fight for therein lies that grail So it is up to the budding scientists

to choose whether or not they want to help humani-ty or just take it for grant-ed To Wilson this is most important because the future lies within their hands

ldquoYou can become an authority at a very young age if you run from the sound of gunsrdquo Wilson said demanding our attention at this point

He explained how choosing a field of study just because it is easy or popular will not get you very far As the leading authority on ants Wilson was able to transition over to human evolution with ease but opportunities like that do not happen to the masses So letrsquos travel the unbeaten path Check

His idea is to push each young scientist to imagi-nation and open minded-ness Daydreaming is one thing he emphasized for all to do (Seriously I have that down especially in Spanish)

ldquoVery bright people in my opinion they are often not innovators or creatorsrdquo Wilson said when talking about how 120 is the ideal IQ and

incidentally three points shy of his own

To him the stereotypi-cal genius doesnrsquot have the hard work passion and persistence that one needs to become a pio-neer Breezing through school is clearly not his idea of a victory

ldquoYoursquove got to soldier on and get the work donerdquo Wilson said

Science needs innova-tors and creators and Wilsonrsquos calling has been to let the young know that today science can save the world but only as long as there is still science left to go around

Wilson chatted with us for a full two hours and at the end com-plained about how short our gathering seemed He listened patiently and advised wholeheartedly I was moved to some seri-ous critical thinking on life followed by a ldquoRoll Tiderdquo from a fellow Bama native

Touched by all his efforts and the efforts of groups like HBERG that are here every day push-ing science to the next level I was moved to write this article Take a minute to appreciate the world around you because you may never see it like this again

ldquoDonrsquot be afraidrdquo Wilson said in the end ldquoyou are neededrdquoSophia Fazal is a senior majoring in anthropology

YOUR VIEWS IN RESPONSE TOlsquoThe unintelligence of teaching

intelligent design in statersquo

ldquoThe vast majority of people will never need to know about this lsquotheoryrsquo to be successful in life The simple

truth is evolutionists want to discredit the Christian Bible and crush peoplersquos faith plain and simplerdquo

ldquoPlease tell me how the theory of evolution proves the existence of God Also you may want to read up on what a theory means in science It doesnrsquot mean a

probability It means a generally accepted fact Gravity is also considered a theory in sciencehelliprdquo

ldquoTo directly observe lsquonatural selectionrsquo one only takes note as bacteria and viruses mutate when different

antibiotics and medical treatments are introduced hellip Irsquod have to say that the State Board of Education hasnrsquot

looked very hardrdquo

ndashcasualreader

ndashuglytusk

ndashNancy Gells

NEWS OPINION CULTURE SPORTS Thursday September 27 2012 | Page 5

By Angie BarteltContributing Writer

Many students meet with their academic advisor only once per semester and rarely make use of their professorsrsquo office hours

This October the Student Government Association hopes to change that by launching an Academic Scavenger Hunt to promote helpful academic assets on campus that are free to stu-dents as well as help stu-dents build relationships with their advisors

ldquoWe are encouraging stu-dents to become aware of the resources that their tuition already pays for as well as use the advice of their academic advisorsrdquo SGA executive press secretary

Meagan Bryant said The Academic Scavenger

Hunt includes prizes such as a 16GB iPad Ray-Ban sun-glasses and $500 and $1000 scholarships donated by the SGA

ldquoThe scavenger hunt seemed like a great idea because we could incorpo-rate different parts of cam-pus such as DegreeWorks academic advising teachersrsquo office hours and the writ-ing centerrdquo Denzel Evans-Bell SGA vice president for Academic Affairs said

To complete the passport supplied by the SGA for the Academic Scavenger Hunt students need two signatures from their teachers after meeting with them during office hours followed by an appointment with an advisor

to receive the third signature Students must then visit

an academic resource center such as the writing center for their fourth signature Lastly students must complete their DegreeWorks before turning in their completed passport to qualify for a prize

ldquoThis is beneficial and fun to the students because they can gain so much from itrdquo Evans-Bell said ldquoThey will fill out their DegreeWorks and get to meet privately with their professors all of the things that are stressed for students to do during their college careers and they can win prizes doing itrdquo

The Academic Scavenger Hunt begins Oct 1 and all completed passports are due to the SGA office on Oct 26 by 5 pm

By Alan AlexanderContributing Writer

Dean Loy Singleton of the College of Communication and Information Sciences praised the many accomplishments of the college over the past year in the annual State of the College Address Wednesday

The speech which took place on the front steps of Reese Phifer Hall celebrated the plethora of awards won by CampIS students faculty and staff as part of the second annual CampIS CommUnity Gathering

ldquoThis past year has been truly specialrdquo Singleton said ldquoThe numbers varieties and significance of awards is really unprecedentedrdquo

The student ad team won first place in district competi-tion and finished second out of 141 teams in the Advertising Federation National Student Advertising Competition

Although they finished run-ner-up their plans book scored

number one in the nationOther awards won by stu-

dents include the Alabama Forensic Council who won more than 350 regional and national individual awards as well as first place team awards in 12 of the 14 tournaments Singleton said

They also took home their

19th national championship in the Sigma Rho-Tau Kappa Alpha National Tournament

ldquoItrsquos really inspiring hear-ing about all the great honors everyone has received hererdquo Amanda Perrucci a fresh-man majoring in public rela-tions said ldquoIt motivates me to do well in the College of

CommunicationrdquoUA students werenrsquot the only

ones celebrated this year as CampIS faculty also pulled in their fair share of honors

Bruce Berger an advertising and public relations pro-fessor will receive the Institute for Public Relationsrsquo Pathfinder award fo r c o n t r i b u -tions to scholarly public relations research He will travel to the Yale Club in New York where the award will be presented on Nov 8 Roy Clem the director of Commercial Broadcast opera-tions and general manager for WVUA WUOA was honored as the 2012 Broadcaster of the Year by the Alabama Broadcasters Association Clem was also

named to the ABA Hall of FameJason Black the assistant

dean for CampIS also spoke dur-ing the address He concluded by empha-sizing the importance of con-tinuing to improve the college and b u i l d i n g

a close knit community as the campus grows

ldquoNo matter what changes come down the road letrsquos renew our commitments to each otherrdquo Black said ldquoLetrsquos put our heads together to adjust for change and to think of how changes can make us better as a collegerdquo

After the address a CampIS Organization Fair hosted within

the rotunda of Reese Phifer Hall offered students the chance to meet with members of various communication organizations

These groups include the Alabama Forensic Council Society of Professional Journalists Capstone Agency Radio and Television Digital News Association The Crimson White Public Relations Council of Alabama Student Productions Association and Alabama Student Society for Communication and Arts

ldquoItrsquos important for our col-lege to host an Organization Awareness Fair each year to present the resources of our college to studentsrdquo Michelle McClinton president of the CampIS Student Executive Council said ldquoWe need to edu-cate and encourage our stu-dents to take advantage of the resources provided to themrdquo

CampIS dean praises Collegersquos accomplishments awards

SGA sponsors scavenger hunt

ldquoThis past year has been truly special The numbers varieties and signifi cance of awards is

really unprecedented

mdash Loy Singleton

CW | Margo SmithLoy Singleton shakes hands outside of the annual State of the College Address

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By Lauren Carlton Contributing Writer

Watch doctoral composition student Amir Zaheri in the hall-ways of Moody for a few minutes and it will become clear he has a personality that draws people toward him Soft-spoken yet direct Zaheri has an intuitive nature that makes him a popular source for advice This insightful-ness influences his compositions which in recent months have brought him major rewards

A Narramore Fellow and student of C P First Zaheri was a featured composer on ComposersCirclecom this past summer He has also celebrated new publications new commis-sions and premiere performances in the last few months

ldquoWhen Amir first arrived at the University he was already an accomplished composer with an international reputation but dur-ing his time here he has really refined his language narrative

and compositional techniquerdquo First a composition professor said

Zaherirsquos ldquoSoundtrack to Bradrsquos eHarmony Profilerdquo was recently selected for perfor-mance at the 2012 Student Society of Composers Inc National

Conference which will be held at Capital University this fall The digital piece was also selected for performance at the 2nd Annual Electroacoustic Barn Dance Festival at the University of Mary Washington

ldquoIt actually started out as a

jokerdquo Zaheri said It was my first digital piece for a class but when I brought it in Dr First was like lsquoAmir thatrsquos actually pretty goodrsquordquo

Zaheri brought it in to work on with his teacher Since then the piece has gathered its own follow-ing

ldquoEvery composer has their nicherdquo he said ldquo Perhaps Irsquove just discovered mine ndash dating profile soundtracksrdquo

Zaherirsquos successes speak not only for him but also for the quali-ty of work coming from the School of Music

ldquoWe are extremely proud of Amir and his accomplishmentsrdquo Charles ldquoSkiprdquo Snead director of the School of Music said ldquoHe exemplifies all of the characteris-tics that we hope to see in every graduate student His success on the regional and national level reflects extremely well on our programrdquo

As a composer in residence for The University of Alabama Opera Theatre hersquos currently

working on a musical entitled ldquoOver Dinnerrdquo to be performed in spring 2013

ldquoOne of my favorite styles is musical theatre along the lines of Noel Coward and Irving Berlinrdquo Zaheri said

When he sat down with Paul Houghtaling director of the UA Opera Theatre to discuss the next step for the company Zaheri knew it was time for a musical

ldquoOver Dinnerrdquo explores the relationships of several couples in a diner setting It includes a myriad of characters from a neu-rotic girlfriend and boyfriend whose love keeps them strong to the dinerrsquos hostess who is experi-encing the pain of a breakup with no closure Interwoven is the con-stant theme ldquoAnything can hap-pen over dinnerrdquo

Zaherirsquos partnership with UA Opera Theatre has been in place since he arrived at the University in January 2011

Snead believes that Zaherirsquos composer-in-residence status

illustrates the special collabora-tive nature that is standard for the composition department

ldquoBy nature composers are a collaborative grouprdquo he said They depend on the efforts of oth-ers for the ultimate realization of their achievements Likewise performers depend on willing and collaborative composers for the perpetuation of the art Amirrsquos relationship with our University Opera Theatre is an outstanding example of this ongoing relation-shiprdquo

Even with a constantly packed schedule of performances and teaching Zaheri has time to reflect on his work

ldquoItrsquos like being a parentrdquo Zaheri said ldquoYou care for them and hope they will help people to think and be healing and loving I think I am part of a minority of people on the planet who have the opportunity to do what one loves and make a difference in othersrsquo lives through it At a certain point I view that as a responsibilityrdquo

Editor | Lauren Fergusonculturecwuaedu

Thursday September 27 2012CULTURENEWS

OPINION

CULTURE

SPORTS

Page 6

By Matt McGrathContributing Writer

ldquoMoonrise Kingdomrdquo sees Wes Anderson return to live-action filmmaking after a break of five years since the underwhelm-ing ldquoThe Darjeeling Limitedrdquo Thankfully Andersonrsquos new picture is a return to form and his best film since ldquoThe Royal Tenenbaumsrdquo

In his career which now spans 10 years Wes Anderson has managed to cre-ate a distinct style which is shared in all of his films and ldquoMoonrise Kingdomrdquo perfect-ly demonstrates Andersonrsquos

recognizable visual and thematic blueprint Like almost all of his films ldquoMoonrise Kingdomrdquo fea-tures a vibrant color palette a dysfunctional family and a hilar-ious show-stealing performance from Bill Murray

The cast which Anderson has assembled is probably the most accomplished and diverse he has ever worked with featuring Frances McDormand Harvey Keitel and Tilda Swinton The two biggest names on the cast list Edward Norton and Bruce Willis deliver brilliant comi-cal performances and Norton is particularly impressive in his first major comedic role of his

career But the most surprising performances of the film come from the two young stars Jared Gilman and Kara Hayward who were both 13 during filming and who give the film a rich emotion-al warmth

Set on the charming fic-tional island of New Penzance ldquoMoonrise Kingdomrdquo tells the coming-of-age story of Sam Shakusky (Gilman) a troubled orphan who runs away from his summer scout group with Suzy Bishop (Hayward) a girl who is equally as alienated as Sam But hot on pursuit of the runaway lovers are the diligent Scout Master Randy Ward (Norton)

and Captain Sharp (Willis) who are aided by Suzyrsquos frantically worried parents played by the constantly duelling McDormand and Murray

This film will appeal to those who are already fans of Wes Anderson and his examination of the family dynamic

But what makes ldquoMoonrise Kingdomrdquo stand apart from these films is Andersonrsquos focus on his two young main char-acters Anderson captures the innocence of first love as well as the confusion of ado-lescence but manages to pro-vide both sentimentality and hilarity in equal measure The

dialogue is razor sharp and as expected the trademark Anderson wit and awkward-ness are fully present

Most striking about the script are the interactions between Sam and Suzy which feel incredibly genuine and make their summer romance completely believable Gilman is a rare breed of actor who is able to handle the quirks of Andersonrsquos script with the ease of Andersonrsquos regular col-laborators Jason Schwartzman and Murray and it would not be surprising to see Gilman return to work with the director on future films

On a visual level the film

is gorgeous and in true Wes Anderson fashion nearly every single shot is framed centrally a technique which has almost become an inside joke to fans of the director The fact that the film is so self-aware that it is a Wes Anderson picture means that ldquoMoonrise Kingdomrdquo is a sure-fire hit to fans of the direc-tor and ranks with ldquoRushmorerdquoand ldquoThe Royal Tenenbaumsrdquoas one of Andersonrsquos greatest films

It embraces his own style yet delivers a highly cre-ative and original depic-tion of the awkwardness of growing up

lsquoMoonrise Kingdomrsquo demonstrates Wes Andersonrsquos recognizable blueprint

Music studentrsquos composition makes national noise

CW | Jingyu WanAmir Zaherirsquos ldquoSoundtrack to Bradrsquos eHarmony Profi lerdquo was recently selected for performance at the 2012 Student Society of Composers Inc National Conference

COLUMN | MOVIE

NEWS OPINION CULTURE SPORTS Thursday September 27 2012 | Page 7

By Jared DowningContributing Writer

The love interest in The University of Alabamarsquos new play is too stupid to sit down Irsquom not exaggerating ndash she spends 30 sec-onds trying to remember how to sit down in a chair The hero falls for her while shersquos strug-gling to say her own name That was the point in ldquoFoolsrdquo when I began to realize what playwright Neil Simon who wrote ldquoThe Odd Couplerdquo had in for us

If yoursquore looking for Simonrsquos quaintly human New Yorkers you wonrsquot find any in the Russian hamlet of Kulyenchikov a town with an ancient curse of stupid-ity And like the townsfolk the show will make you feel dumb Not because yoursquore watching a stream of legitimately ter-

rible jokes but because you find yourself laughing at just about every one

Spunky young bookworm Leon Tolchinsky (John Paul Snead) has come to be the new schoolmaster Suitcase in hand and grinning like Socrates he rattles off a few solil-oquies about the joys of knowl-edge And then meets a man who canrsquot count to 12 or remember his own name Soon Leon realizes itrsquos up to him to break the curse by educating the physicianrsquos daughter Sophia (Natalie Riegel with Esther Workman stepping in Friday and Sunday)

Itrsquos a journey fraught with cheap clicheacutes and third grade puns Formally the gags are Vaudevillian but even the Marx Brothers knew how to count on their fingers The humor leaps from The Beverly Hillbillies to a

YouTube video of a 2-year-old I could almost see Simon stopping to think ldquoNow how can I make this line stupidrdquo

New York apparently hated it ndash it closed after just five weeks on Broadway But the UA troupe has always had a soft spot for mis-fit scripts and it waves Simonrsquos inanity like a battle flag Sneadrsquos wide-eyed Leon could pass for one of the missionaries in ldquoThe Book of Mormonrdquo his evil land baron rival (Samuel Hardy) looks like Count Chocula at a disco-thegraveque and they all frolic around a set that could be from Sesame Street

The show flaunts every cheap pun tramples Simonrsquos feeble attempts at sentiment and dares the audience not to enjoy it The air in the tiny Allen Bales Theatre gets so thick with sil-

liness that you either laugh or suffocate

Good thing too because despite a few awkward rashes of philosophy there isnrsquot any wisdom in the foolishness Sneadrsquos Leon is great fun but is no more relatable than any of the idiots Sophia challenges his presumptions about intellect but

shersquos too infantile to make any headway before everything is solved by ndash surprise - the power of love

ldquoThere is nothing like the logic of an illogical mindrdquo Leon says before Sophia forgets one-plus-one

I read later that ldquoFoolsrdquo is so bewildering to fans of Neil

Simon that some swear he wrote it to be a flop ldquoProducersrdquo style And even at the theatre I could tell that the Universityrsquos pro-duction is a lot more fun than the play deserved to be But the UA troupe does it exactly right It doesnrsquot try to break the Curse of Kulyenchokov it just puts it on the audience

THEATRE REVIEW

Absurdity of lsquoFoolsrsquo performances leaves every audience laughing

By Courtney StinsonContributing Writer

The Sonic Frontiers con-cert series sponsored by New College and Creative Campus is kicking off its second season of avant-garde performances with a concert by Chicago-based trio Vox Arcana Friday Sept 28 at 730 pm in Moody Music Building

The trio is comprised of leader and percussionist Tim Daisy clar-inetist James Falzone and cellist Fred Lonberg-Holm who also plays electronic instruments Vox Arcanarsquos experimental sound comes from the com-bination of the compositional structure of modern classical music and the triorsquos more flex-ible improvisational format

The freedom of Vox Arcanarsquos improvisational format leaves a lot of room for change in the grouprsquos music Though the compositions remain the same performances differ from night to night

ldquoIrsquom looking forward to how the music is going to changerdquo Daisy said ldquoA lot of itrsquos com-posed but therersquos also a lot of room for improvisation and the compositions change a lot night after night and thatrsquos something Irsquom very interested inrdquo

Vox Arcana uses a variety of instruments and styles to create various experimental textures Daisy will augment his drum set with kick pans bells and other sound-making materials while Lonberg-Holm will create tex-tures of sound with electronic

distortion and amplificationldquoYoursquore going to see us up

there working on our music which deals with a lot of com-posed material with a lot of room for improvisationrdquo Daisy

said ldquoYoursquoll see us working through our material hopefully playing it well and having a big timerdquo

Daisy said playing in an aca-demic setting rather than a club

or other venue makes the con-cert much more open to audi-ence interaction and conversa-tions about the music The band is happy to discuss their music and show scores after their performance to anyone who is interested

ldquoI usually get a lot more ques-tions from the audience in a more academic settingrdquo Daisy said ldquoI usually meet a lot more people wanting to talk and ana-lyze [the music] a little more Irsquom really looking forward to thatrdquo

Sonic Frontiersrsquo 2012-2013 season has grown in more ways than one This season will span both semesters include more performances and try to inte-grate more of the Tuscaloosa area by expanding to off-cam-pus events The series is also

expanding globally bringing in artists from as far away as the Czech Republic and Germany

Though Sonic Frontiers brings new ideas to campus it is by no means a one-way cultural exchange Giving visiting artists a chance to engage with local culture creates a reciprocal cir-culation of ideas

ldquoThe whole idea is to get ideas circulatingrdquo said Andrew Dewar assistant professor of New College and the School of Music and assistant director of Creative Campus ldquoBy having global artists and national art-ists not only do people here get to interact with a different cul-ture and set of ideas and musical sounds but the visiting musi-cians are interacting with whatrsquos happening hererdquo

Chicago-based trio to kick off Sonic Frontiers series

SubmittedVox Arena will perform on Friday Sept 28 at 730 pm in Moody Music Building

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By Jasmine CannonStaff Reporter

If you didnrsquot know before this weekrsquos Monday Night Football game you probably have heard the National Football League has locked out its referees

The debacle that started before preseason went to new heights after a controversial call was made by replace-ment referees at the end of the Packers vs Seahawks game that sent the latter home as victors

And there you have it Roger Goodellrsquos point was proven Better job performance by NFL officials is believed to be one of the motivations behind the lockout To combat under-per-forming officials the NFL wants to hire 21 reserves which could result in an official sitting out games without pay due to his performance

Other points of discussion rel-ative to the lockout include the league wanting to move to a 401K plan as opposed to staying with the pension plan officials prefer There is also disagreement on how much officials will be paid for the next few years The NFL has stated they offered a raise to $189000 from $149000 by 2018 Itrsquos been reported that officials have asked for more than that but a number has not been disclosed

The NFL takes in more than $9 billion in revenue a season so one would think the league could spare a few thousand dol-lars more to ensure the happi-ness of their employees as long as officials arenrsquot asking for an unreasonable amount

The lockout might not be considered as bad if the replace-ment officials were doing a good job After all who really likes ref-erees in any sport Why would the original officials be missed Just ask Aaron Rodgers Bill

Belichick the Baltimore Ravens fans that chanted obscenities or any other player fan or coach in the league

Just three weeks into the season players have taken to traditional and social media out-lets to express their frustrations with the calls and lack thereof in games

Packers offensive lineman TJ Lang declared via Twitter after shooting a couple of expletives ldquoFine me and use the money to pay the regular refsrdquo

New Orleans Saints quar-terback Drew Brees tweeted ldquoI love this league and love the game of football but tonightrsquos debacle hurts me greatly This is NOT the league wersquore supposed to representrdquo

And Miami Dolphins run-ning back Reggie Bush simply tweeted ldquoThese refs gotta go Irsquom sorryrdquo

After the Packers-Seahawks game quarterback Aaron Rodgers blasted the NFL for hir-ing unqualified replacement ref-erees and even questioned the league for putting money above football

These players will likely get fined for their comments but if national figures like Bill Clinton are disputing the work of these replacement officials some-thing is not right

I agree with Rodgersrsquo state-ment about the NFL putting money before football The league did the same thing when they locked out the players just two years ago A pay raise for officials may result in better job performance However it is not a guarantee the original ref-erees will do better so reserve officials are not a bad idea All of the parties involved need to come to a compromise to ensure the integrity of the game that provides them all with a livelihood

For once fans players want refs back on fi eld

By Zac Al-KhateebStaff Reporter

Alabama head coach Nick Saban had an interesting message for his team in prep-aration for the upcoming Ole Miss game Saturday

Saban has talked constant-ly to his team about overlook-ing opponents regardless of their record or how the fans and media perceive them To remind his team of the pitfalls of such attitudes he remind-ed his players about a time when an Ole Miss team beat a widely favored opponent

ldquoI saw a videotape a couple of weeks ago when we played somebody about Tim Tebow giving his famous speech after they were undefeated for a year and won the nation-al championshiprdquo Saban said ldquoGuess what Guess who Guess when Somebody beat them At home in their place and then there was the famous speechrdquo

Saban said he is trying to make his team realize the potential threat of every team before Alabama plays them rather than after

ldquoWell do you have to have an lsquoI told you sorsquo game and does somebody have to give that speech for you to do

what you need to do to realize whatrsquos at stakerdquo he said ldquoTo realize the opportunity you have to have a very success-ful significant season if you can play one game at a time and respect the people you play and play to your very best each and every time that you playrdquo

Sabanrsquos message seems to have stuck with his play-ers Senior tight end Michael Williams said hersquod rather not be in the same boat as the 2008 Florida Gators

ldquoWe donrsquot want something bad to happen for something to wake us uprdquo Williams said ldquoSo wersquore very aware of that speech and how everything happened there and wersquore going to come out and play for 60 minutesrdquo

Alabama champions to be honored in Saturdayrsquos game The Alabama football team will honor the exploits of its former champions on Saturday against the Ole Miss Rebels

Gene Stallings and the play-ers of the 1992 national cham-pionship team at Alabama will make an appearance at the game as well as last sea-sonrsquos national champion gym-nastics program

ldquoAll the SEC games that we

play are really specialrdquo Saban said ldquoWe want Bryant-Denny Stadium to be a special place for our players to play and a very difficult place for other teams to play Thatrsquos always been that way and we cer-tainly appreciate that from our fans and wersquoll certainly need it from our fans for this particular game Saturday nightrdquo

Saban said he still remem-bers watching the game in which Stallings and his team won Alabama its 12th nation-al title in football

ldquoI still think of all the games I remember or I ever watchedrdquo Saban said ldquothe game they played to win the national championship in the Sugar Bowl was one of the most fantastic teams and fan-tastic games I can remember watchingrdquo

Saban said he was also proud of the way the gym-nastics team performed last season and was happy it was going to be honored alongside the 1992 national title team

ldquoWersquore really really proud of all of our other sports who have a lot of successrdquo Saban said ldquoespecially the three womenrsquos sports that won national championships [last season]rdquo

Tide ready for Ole Miss

CW | Cora LindholmNick Saban has been trying to keep the team focused on Ole Miss all week at practice

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Todayrsquos Birthday (092712) A new phase of exploration discovery and adventure begins this year Travel education and mind expansion are among the priorities Home life and fi nances motivate you for a launch within fi ve years Yoursquore building something of lasting valueTo get the advantage check the dayrsquos rating 10 is the easiest day 0 the most challengingAries (March 21-April 19) -- Today is a 5 -- Something that you try doesnrsquot work but it moves your ideas forward in a way Let them know what you need Your optimism is contagiousTaurus (April 20-May 20) -- Today is a 6 -- Be very careful now Where others see a problem you see an exciting opportunity Look farther into the future Magnetism fi lls the spaceGemini (May 21-June 20) -- Today is a 6 -- Moderate your desire to press ahead at full speed especially around sharp turns Keep your dreams alive with an injection of passion Prepare to sell your ideasCancer (June 21-July 22) -- Today is a 6 -- Your imagination can take you on an amazing adventure and help you save money too Hold your temper and avoid getting hurt Donrsquot leave a messLeo (July 23-Aug 22) -- Today is a 5 -- No need to give unsolicited advice off er more hugs instead Listen intently allow yourself to be persuaded and fall in love again Th e impossible gets achievedVirgo (Aug 23-Sept 22) -- Today is a 6 -- Stand for yourself and for the team Employ very gentle persuasion

and gain new partners Consider all options and then feel your way to the right answer Th en itrsquos time to boogie downLibra (Sept 23-Oct 22) -- Today is a 5 -- Reaffi rm a commitment Keep your objective in mind and increase productivity Watch for obstacles or delays if you have to travel right now Proceed with cautionScorpio (Oct 23-Nov 21) -- Today is a 7 -- Take care of family fi rst Th en fi gure out what you want to accomplish and start your work Watch expenses as costs overruns occur easily Donrsquot spoil a whiney loved oneSagittarius (Nov 22-Dec 21) -- Today is a 7 -- You feel best at home for a few days Ask the right questions and listen to diminish controversy Stirring the pot isnrsquot good for romance Be adaptable and agileCapricorn (Dec 22-Jan 19) -- Today is a 6 -- Fantasies are abundant Choose carefully now Do what you promised and avoid exaggerations Create more work that requires the use of your imagination and record itAquarius (Jan 20-Feb 18) -- Today is a 5 -- An insight increases your chances for money but it will require work Meet new and interesting people Romance is part of the mix all day Donrsquot buy expensive gift sPisces (Feb 19-March 20) -- Today is a 7 -- Provide what the boss wants Th erersquos a benefi cial development fi nally Decide who yoursquore growing up to be in the next day or two Donrsquot hurt sensitive feelings Stand up for whatrsquos right

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Thursday September 27 2012SPORTSNEWS

OPINION

CULTURE

SPORTS

Page 10

Tide begins prepping for 1st SEC competitionCROSS COUNTRY

WOMENrsquoS GOLF

By Charlie PotterContributing Writer

The Alabama cross coun-try teams will face their third test of the season this week-end when they participate in the 57th Annual Notre Dame Invitational

The race will take place Friday Sept 28 at the Notre Dame golf course on the schoolrsquos campus in South Bend Ind Both teams will be run-ning in the blue division races

beginning with the womenrsquos race at 315 pm

The Crimson Tide is com-ing off its first SEC competi-tion at the Commodore Classic in Nashville Tenn where the womenrsquos and menrsquos teams fin-ished in fifth and 15th place respectively Head coach Dan Waters attributes his teamsrsquo results to their collegiate inex-perience

ldquoWe just canrsquot get around the fact that wersquore young and wersquore just going to have to learnrdquo

Waters said ldquoItrsquos just going to be part of our growing processrdquo

However Waters said the structure of the course in South Bend will be great for the devel-opment of the Tidersquos young runners and will help them bet-ter understand the elements of cross country Notre Damersquos golf course ndash that serves as the schoolrsquos running course for cross country meets ndash is very flat and Waters said jok-ingly that the desk in his office has more hills than the actual course

ldquoTypically this race goes out

incredibly fastrdquo Waters said ldquoItrsquos a flatter faster type of course Our athletes are going to have to get accustomed to seeing a fast pace and be able

to stay positive and still execute a race plan for the bottom half of the racerdquo

On top of the different course layout the run-ners will also be facing a more diverse mixture of schools The Notre Dame Invitational will host several Big

Ten schools like Ohio State and Michigan as well as Ivy League institutions like Columbia and Princeton

The SEC will also be well-represented at the meet Aside from Alabama Mississippi State and Texas AampM will be running Waters is glad to see a variety of competition for his growing team

ldquoItrsquos exactly what they need to seerdquo Waters said ldquoAs we grow for the future they need to know whatrsquos out there and they need to see the very best competition Thatrsquos why itrsquos on the schedulerdquo

The youth and inexperience of the cross country roster is slowly diminishing with every meet but for one runner the Notre Dame Invitational will be his first taste of competition in the college ranks and in the United States

Robbie Farnham-Rose a freshman from Borough Green

England will make his season debut for the Crimson Tide Friday

Waters said choosing to run his newest athlete at this time was due to the flatter faster type of course which is some-thing Farnham-Rose has had success running in the past But the experience of running with some of the countryrsquos best ath-letes canrsquot hurt either

ldquoItrsquos just an opportunity for him to compete and enjoy com-peting for the Crimson Tiderdquo Waters said

For Farnham-Rose this expe-rience will be new for him He is used to competing for a club team rather than a university but he is looking forward to spending time with his new teammates on the road to Indiana

Bama to play at World ChampionshipCW Staff

University of Alabama golf-ers Jennifer Kirby from Canada and Stephanie Meadow from Northern Ireland will compete in the 2012 Womenrsquos World Amateur Team Championship which begins on Thursday Sept 27 and concludes on Sunday Sept 30

The four-day 72-hole tour-nament will be hosted by the Turkish Golf Federation in coop-eration with the International Golf Federation The tourna-ment will take place in Antalya Turkey at the Gloria Golf Clubrsquos par-72 6203-yard Old Course and the par-72 6197-yard New Course

Consisting of over 125 coun-tries the International Golf Federation organizes the Womenrsquos World Amateur

biennially in three different zones with this yearrsquos tourna-ment being held in the Europe-Africa zone The 2012 edi-tion of the Womenrsquos World Amateur marks the 25th anni-versary and this yearrsquos tournament will feature a record number of 53 teams competing for the team championship

In the last Womenrsquos World Amateur Team Championship in 2010 Korea took home the team championship by 17 strokes

Competing for her native Canada senior Kirby will play in her second career World

ldquoItrsquos exactly what they need to see As we grow for the future they need to know whatrsquos out there and they need to see the very best

competition Thatrsquos why itrsquos on the schedule

mdash Dan Waters

CW FileSophmore Jennifer Kirby practices her iron shots at Pate Center after UA Womenrsquos Golf captures fi rst win at Texas AampM Preview

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Thursday September 27 2012NEWSNEWS

OPINION

CULTURE

SPORTS

Page 3

HCA screens Invisible Childrenrsquos fi lm lsquoThe RescuersquoBy Mark HammontreeContributing Writer

The Honors College Assembly hosted representatives of the Invisible Children organization Tuesday to screen their 2009 documentary ldquoThe Rescuerdquo

Invisible Childrenrsquos films focus on the violence and pov-erty that plagues east and central Africa because of the actions of warlord Joseph Kony and his Lordrsquos Resistance Army Invisible Children is one of the most well-known groups striv-ing to raise awareness of Konyrsquos crimes and provide aid and hope for the troubled people in the region

The original 2004 documentary depicted the abuses of Kony in northern Uganda Konyrsquos crimes since he gained power in 1987 are many including the brutal prac-tice of abducting children from local villages and brainwashing them into being the LRArsquos ldquochild soldiersrdquo The film sparked a national movement and Invisible Children Inc was formed to more actively combat the issues Since 2005 the organization has been involved in bringing awareness to Konyrsquos activities by releasing films that are toured around the country at venues ranging from Sunday school classrooms to col-lege campuses

Last year former director of

academic engagement of the HCA Austin Lafferty invited the Invisible Children ldquoroadiesrdquo to bring their movement to The University of Alabama

ldquoHaving a nonprofit like Invisible Children come to show-case their work ask for help have those discussions and even take constructive criticism from our student body can really help us to see what is being done and discover something about our own responsibilities as human beings whether thatrsquos with Invisible Children or in some other wayrdquo Lafferty said ldquoMy college career has drastically changed as a result of that I went from falling into my default of

a business career to actively pursuing a career in human rights lawrdquo

Apwonjo a campus group that works to raise awareness about and provide aid in sub-Saharan Africa co-sponsors Invisible Children events with HCA

Brian Kraus the secretary of Apwonjo said simply donating and sending food while benefi-cial is not enough

ldquoItrsquos so much more rewarding and effective if you actually really understand all sides of the issue and really can not just cure a symptom but actually get at the root of itrdquo Kraus said ldquoI think Invisible Children does a really good job of thatrdquo

By sponsoring these screenings once or twice a year Apwonjo and the HCA hope to bring these issues to the atten-tion of UA students because stu-dents can truly make an impact

ldquoInvisible Children was the first thing that made me look at a global community outside of right hererdquo Maddie Haddock president of Apwonjo said ldquoI think thatrsquos really impor-tant for college students to be exposed tordquo

For Archie Creech Jr an active member of Apwonjo the message is directly tied to his life as a student especially in the light of the devastation of the April 27 2011 tornadoes which

still lingers near campusldquoThe tragedy of the April 2011

tornadoes showed us that we are all bound together in our lives on this Earthrdquo Creech said ldquoOur belief in justice and equality and morality is insulted every time an atrocity happens in the worldrdquo

Creech said students can learn more about the conditions in cen-tral Africa and become involved in providing aid through on-cam-pus groups such as Apwonjo International Justice Mission and Unified for UNIFAT

Invisible Children will be releasing a new documentary in October and will be back to screen it on campus next semester

By Ashley TrippContributing Writer

A public relations firm at The University of Alabama is giv-ing students real-world experi-ence in running communication campaigns

The Capstone Agency has amassed over 30 awards for their work and is looking to continue their progress and expansion this year

Capstone Agency Advisor Teri Henley started working with the firm in 2008 Over the years Henley said she has been impressed with how the student leaders of the Capstone Agency have stepped up to run the orga-nization as a real agency helping real clients

ldquoThe greatest reward is seeing the students grow in the knowl-edge and abilities as they interact with real clients with real bud-gets real issues and real con-straintsrdquo she said

Firm director Jessica Colburn said the Capstone Agency has

worked hard to build a client list for the purpose of highlighting its strengths and abilities to future clients

ldquoIt truly highlights our abili-ties as an agency when we can now say we not only have over 32 local regional and national awards for our work but are now considered lsquoleading expertsrsquo in our fieldrdquo Colburn said

Previously the Capstone Agency focused on work for non-profits and on-campus initiatives

ldquoThis year we are looking to strategically diversify our cli-entele and work with small off-campus businesses in need of communication services for payrdquo Colburn said

The Capstone Agency looks to educate both students and fac-ulty on how to engage students through strategic public relations campaigns at two national con-ferences this semester

The National Outreach Scholarship Conference will be on Oct 3 in Bryant Conference Center and the Public Relations

Student Society of Americarsquos National Conference will be Oct 12 in San Francisco Calif

Colburn said she is excited the agency will be working hard on making one of their current clients LessThanUThink a nationwide brand by implement-ing their campaign in Orange County Calif

Sam Nathews director of media relations who worked on the statewide campaign this past spring as a member of the LessThanUThink team said gaining real-world PR experience through hands-on work with actual clients is invaluable to any PR student

ldquoBecause Capstone Agency offers services that encompass every facet of public relations it provides students the opportuni-ty to further develop and sharpen the skills necessary to help them become successful public rela-tions professionalsrdquo Nathews said

To learn more about Capstone Agency visit capstoneagencyorg

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Environmentalism not altruisticLETTER TO THE EDITOR

By Kyle Davis

Irsquom not writing this to appeal to flower children green thumbs habitual recy-clers or conservation advocates They already respect their relationship with nature and quite frankly Irsquove got no beef with them but thatrsquos irrelevant I want instead to start a dialogue with a group of people that Irsquom shocked are typically hostile or otherwise indifferent to stew-ardship and sustainability Irsquom writing to conservatives of all shades from liber-tarians to neo-cons to consider this basic tenant environmentalism to paraphrase science fiction author Kim Stanley Robinson is simply selfishness taking the long view by acknowledging the true costs of our actions Thatrsquos something any advocate of fiscal responsibility can surely support

When I say altruism I mean environ-mentalism isnrsquot about helping endan-gered organisms like polar bears and exotic snails to survive simply because wersquore in debt to them for eroding their habitats Itrsquos not about tree-hugging and itrsquos not about serving nature Those philosophies might resonate with more sensitive souls but I expect the great majority of us to simply accept envi-ronmental damage as a cost of doing business ndash our liberated fun-filled and (currently) wasteful consumer lifestyles practically demand it But no matter how much we might wish otherwise the costs will catch up with us sooner or later in a variety of ways

Consider climate change Therersquos a monetary value associated with carbon emissions thatrsquos impossible to nail down with precision yet it exists Fertile lands swallowed up by the sea grasslands suc-cumbed to deserts and entire marine ecosystems scarred by water too hot or too acidic are all likely possibilities as the earth reacts to a sudden and unprec-edented increase in greenhouse gases over the century While these impacts might be terrible for a variety of ethical reasons whatrsquos most relevant is theyrsquore simply prohibitively expensive Cities that donrsquot invest in seawalls will be slowly inundated by the ocean and thousands of communities will be forced to relocate or re-equip themselves for other economic ventures as the climate belts shift The resources we rely on to sustain ourselves will become vastly more difficult to obtain and theyrsquoll have to be split between bil-lions more people in more cramped and stressful conditions This is the erosion of trillions of dollars of productivity and someone has to foot the bill

As of now our children and grandchil-dren will pay the full price not us even

though our irresponsible behavior hascontributed to these various long emer-gencies Does that strike you as fairSurely itrsquos a problem worth addressingYet if we expect the free market to com-bat this dilemma as many conservativesadvocate our situation wonrsquot fundamen-tally improve because of one simple factour current economics hide the true costof our actions

For example what you pay at the pumpfor a gallon of gas is a gross understate-ment of its true burden Every pound ofCO2 emitted alters the ecology of theplanet in some minute way every traceof exhaust contributes to health prob-lems passed on through doctorrsquos visitsand higher insurance premiums andevery fossil fuel if not extracted respon-sibly creates localized environmentalproblems ranging from oil spills totainted groundwater to ravaged moun-taintop ecosystems Summed togetherthese lingering effects create economicmalnourishment and sap future growthThe immediate gratification of cheapand easy gas which makes us competi-tive in the short-term can potentiallyundermine communities and harm themimmensely in the long term yet theprice at the pump does not reflect thesehazards ndash the full cost is footed by latergenerations and passed on as hamperedgrowth throughout the decades

Some environmentalists seek toaddress this issue through ecologicaleconomics a discipline that attempts theimpossible by quantifying the full impactof our relationship with the biosphereand assigning a range of dollar values toit This emerging field promises to takethe simple logic behind the free marketand incorporate it into an ecologicallyresponsible framework that looks out forhumans across all time scales not justthose here and now But it takes politi-cal will to embrace such a transformativescience Itrsquos in everyonersquos best interest toacknowledge and prepare for a hot andcrowded future and the simplest way toconfront this harsh reality and limit thedamage is to assume full responsibilityfor our destructive habits To curb ourbehavior we need to cover our debts andpay the full price of our actions upfront

The free market can behave responsi-bly toward the planet and toward futuregenerations if it runs on eco-economicsThis budding discipline promises to unitetwo seemingly disparate philosophiesand provide an accurate and scientificreassessment of our lifestyles Call menaiumlve for suggesting that green and con-servative can be one and the sameKyle Davis is a senior majoring inenvironmental science

Crimson Ride drivers should be considerateBy Amber PattersonStaff Columnist

The Crimson Ride transportation system is a great resource for stu-dents both those who live on campus and those who commute The addition of the new Crimson Express route has become abso-lutely vital for me since I commute to campus and park near the baseball field which is basically in the middle of nowhere The bus drivers even wait for students that seem to be running a little late in the mornings sprinting to the bus stop from their cars ndash another thing of which I am guilty

And while I do appreci-ate the bus drivers and their attribution to the University as always

there is room for improve-ment Recently I boarded the bus just in time to make it to class 10 min-utes early or so I thought My early planning would have been successful if the bus driver did not decide to stop for almost 10 min-utes to converse with a fellow driver through his window This was not just a friendly chat or a brief hello they had a full con-versation while he had almost an entire bus full of people I thought this was an isolated incident until I learned that my room-mate experienced a simi-lar situation while taking the shuttle back to our apartment The bus driver decided he needed almost 30 minutes to smoke a cig-arette and spark various conversations

I am aware that all employees need a break I would need one too if I was driving all day espe-cially if it was the same route every day I am not against them having a break I just ask that driv-ers would be consider-ate of the fact that most of their passengers are students that have class and need to get to those classes on time Their job is to provide timely trans-portation I will admit that it is partially the studentsrsquo responsibility to board the bus at a decent time to arrive to class promptly but with students taking more than 15 hours like myself our time between classes is little making time very precious

It is known at the bus hub that a student can

expect to wait 20 minutes or a little more because it is the place where the bus drivers transition but not in the middle of their routes When I first arrived on campus figuring out the bus sys-tem took me awhile but when I finally learned all the routes and carefully mapped out which one to take I did not calculate bus driver conversation time I should not have to I appreciate the bus driv-ers of this campus and all that they do for students and faculty All I am ask-ing is for equal consider-ation for fellow students and myselfAmber Patterson is a sophomore majoring in marketing and public relations Her column runs on Thursday

Wilson reminds us to daydream lsquosoldier onrsquoBy Sophia FazalStaff Columnist

We took our seats at the cool dark lab tables and I began to get even more anxious There were only about 10 of us in the room and among such royalty at that Thanks to Dr Christopher Lynn and his Human Behavioral Ecology Research Group I was able to score VIP seats to a meet and greet with Harvard Universityrsquos internationally renowned biologist Dr E O Wilson the night after his lecture ldquoThe Social Conquest of Earthrdquo here at The University of Alabama

Nonchalantly he start-ed that morning by telling a story of two not so inter-ested biologists sitting around a teaching lounge talking about what they would name their new department If you can believe it that was the day evolutionary biology was born

Wilson said science is the key to all of lifersquos secrets and science is in need of some serious ten-der love and care

After reading his book ldquoCreationrdquo it makes a lot more sense why he says this The book is essen-tially a short and sweet letter to a pastor where Wilson asks for his help in uniting religion and sci-ence to preserve biodiver-sity across the globe Just a simple request

ldquoPastor we need your

helprdquo Wilson wrote ldquoHalf the species of plants and animals on Earth could be either gone or at least fated for early extinction by the end of the centuryrdquo

Wilsonrsquos goal is to push science and young sci-entists to the edge and reverse the decline of a crucial scientific era His next book ldquoLetters to a Young Scientistrdquo will do just that but for now he was able to enlighten us with what he calls ldquothe three archetypes for a budding scientistsrdquo

First he says to hunt for the lost world for Wilson that was some-thing he recently encoun-tered within his field of study at the age of 82 Last year Wilson was able to take samples from a vir-gin forest in Gorongosa Mozambique something hersquos wanted to do his whole life

Second is to search for the Holy Grail Specifically your own Holy Grail no matter where you are

ldquoTherersquos a grail in your field there is always that something that everybody wants to knowrdquo Wilson said

The third is a lit-tle complicated good vs evil Here Wilson explains how these three archetypes will combine to create an authority Scientists get to choose what they study and what they fight for therein lies that grail So it is up to the budding scientists

to choose whether or not they want to help humani-ty or just take it for grant-ed To Wilson this is most important because the future lies within their hands

ldquoYou can become an authority at a very young age if you run from the sound of gunsrdquo Wilson said demanding our attention at this point

He explained how choosing a field of study just because it is easy or popular will not get you very far As the leading authority on ants Wilson was able to transition over to human evolution with ease but opportunities like that do not happen to the masses So letrsquos travel the unbeaten path Check

His idea is to push each young scientist to imagi-nation and open minded-ness Daydreaming is one thing he emphasized for all to do (Seriously I have that down especially in Spanish)

ldquoVery bright people in my opinion they are often not innovators or creatorsrdquo Wilson said when talking about how 120 is the ideal IQ and

incidentally three points shy of his own

To him the stereotypi-cal genius doesnrsquot have the hard work passion and persistence that one needs to become a pio-neer Breezing through school is clearly not his idea of a victory

ldquoYoursquove got to soldier on and get the work donerdquo Wilson said

Science needs innova-tors and creators and Wilsonrsquos calling has been to let the young know that today science can save the world but only as long as there is still science left to go around

Wilson chatted with us for a full two hours and at the end com-plained about how short our gathering seemed He listened patiently and advised wholeheartedly I was moved to some seri-ous critical thinking on life followed by a ldquoRoll Tiderdquo from a fellow Bama native

Touched by all his efforts and the efforts of groups like HBERG that are here every day push-ing science to the next level I was moved to write this article Take a minute to appreciate the world around you because you may never see it like this again

ldquoDonrsquot be afraidrdquo Wilson said in the end ldquoyou are neededrdquoSophia Fazal is a senior majoring in anthropology

YOUR VIEWS IN RESPONSE TOlsquoThe unintelligence of teaching

intelligent design in statersquo

ldquoThe vast majority of people will never need to know about this lsquotheoryrsquo to be successful in life The simple

truth is evolutionists want to discredit the Christian Bible and crush peoplersquos faith plain and simplerdquo

ldquoPlease tell me how the theory of evolution proves the existence of God Also you may want to read up on what a theory means in science It doesnrsquot mean a

probability It means a generally accepted fact Gravity is also considered a theory in sciencehelliprdquo

ldquoTo directly observe lsquonatural selectionrsquo one only takes note as bacteria and viruses mutate when different

antibiotics and medical treatments are introduced hellip Irsquod have to say that the State Board of Education hasnrsquot

looked very hardrdquo

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ndashNancy Gells

NEWS OPINION CULTURE SPORTS Thursday September 27 2012 | Page 5

By Angie BarteltContributing Writer

Many students meet with their academic advisor only once per semester and rarely make use of their professorsrsquo office hours

This October the Student Government Association hopes to change that by launching an Academic Scavenger Hunt to promote helpful academic assets on campus that are free to stu-dents as well as help stu-dents build relationships with their advisors

ldquoWe are encouraging stu-dents to become aware of the resources that their tuition already pays for as well as use the advice of their academic advisorsrdquo SGA executive press secretary

Meagan Bryant said The Academic Scavenger

Hunt includes prizes such as a 16GB iPad Ray-Ban sun-glasses and $500 and $1000 scholarships donated by the SGA

ldquoThe scavenger hunt seemed like a great idea because we could incorpo-rate different parts of cam-pus such as DegreeWorks academic advising teachersrsquo office hours and the writ-ing centerrdquo Denzel Evans-Bell SGA vice president for Academic Affairs said

To complete the passport supplied by the SGA for the Academic Scavenger Hunt students need two signatures from their teachers after meeting with them during office hours followed by an appointment with an advisor

to receive the third signature Students must then visit

an academic resource center such as the writing center for their fourth signature Lastly students must complete their DegreeWorks before turning in their completed passport to qualify for a prize

ldquoThis is beneficial and fun to the students because they can gain so much from itrdquo Evans-Bell said ldquoThey will fill out their DegreeWorks and get to meet privately with their professors all of the things that are stressed for students to do during their college careers and they can win prizes doing itrdquo

The Academic Scavenger Hunt begins Oct 1 and all completed passports are due to the SGA office on Oct 26 by 5 pm

By Alan AlexanderContributing Writer

Dean Loy Singleton of the College of Communication and Information Sciences praised the many accomplishments of the college over the past year in the annual State of the College Address Wednesday

The speech which took place on the front steps of Reese Phifer Hall celebrated the plethora of awards won by CampIS students faculty and staff as part of the second annual CampIS CommUnity Gathering

ldquoThis past year has been truly specialrdquo Singleton said ldquoThe numbers varieties and significance of awards is really unprecedentedrdquo

The student ad team won first place in district competi-tion and finished second out of 141 teams in the Advertising Federation National Student Advertising Competition

Although they finished run-ner-up their plans book scored

number one in the nationOther awards won by stu-

dents include the Alabama Forensic Council who won more than 350 regional and national individual awards as well as first place team awards in 12 of the 14 tournaments Singleton said

They also took home their

19th national championship in the Sigma Rho-Tau Kappa Alpha National Tournament

ldquoItrsquos really inspiring hear-ing about all the great honors everyone has received hererdquo Amanda Perrucci a fresh-man majoring in public rela-tions said ldquoIt motivates me to do well in the College of

CommunicationrdquoUA students werenrsquot the only

ones celebrated this year as CampIS faculty also pulled in their fair share of honors

Bruce Berger an advertising and public relations pro-fessor will receive the Institute for Public Relationsrsquo Pathfinder award fo r c o n t r i b u -tions to scholarly public relations research He will travel to the Yale Club in New York where the award will be presented on Nov 8 Roy Clem the director of Commercial Broadcast opera-tions and general manager for WVUA WUOA was honored as the 2012 Broadcaster of the Year by the Alabama Broadcasters Association Clem was also

named to the ABA Hall of FameJason Black the assistant

dean for CampIS also spoke dur-ing the address He concluded by empha-sizing the importance of con-tinuing to improve the college and b u i l d i n g

a close knit community as the campus grows

ldquoNo matter what changes come down the road letrsquos renew our commitments to each otherrdquo Black said ldquoLetrsquos put our heads together to adjust for change and to think of how changes can make us better as a collegerdquo

After the address a CampIS Organization Fair hosted within

the rotunda of Reese Phifer Hall offered students the chance to meet with members of various communication organizations

These groups include the Alabama Forensic Council Society of Professional Journalists Capstone Agency Radio and Television Digital News Association The Crimson White Public Relations Council of Alabama Student Productions Association and Alabama Student Society for Communication and Arts

ldquoItrsquos important for our col-lege to host an Organization Awareness Fair each year to present the resources of our college to studentsrdquo Michelle McClinton president of the CampIS Student Executive Council said ldquoWe need to edu-cate and encourage our stu-dents to take advantage of the resources provided to themrdquo

CampIS dean praises Collegersquos accomplishments awards

SGA sponsors scavenger hunt

ldquoThis past year has been truly special The numbers varieties and signifi cance of awards is

really unprecedented

mdash Loy Singleton

CW | Margo SmithLoy Singleton shakes hands outside of the annual State of the College Address

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By Lauren Carlton Contributing Writer

Watch doctoral composition student Amir Zaheri in the hall-ways of Moody for a few minutes and it will become clear he has a personality that draws people toward him Soft-spoken yet direct Zaheri has an intuitive nature that makes him a popular source for advice This insightful-ness influences his compositions which in recent months have brought him major rewards

A Narramore Fellow and student of C P First Zaheri was a featured composer on ComposersCirclecom this past summer He has also celebrated new publications new commis-sions and premiere performances in the last few months

ldquoWhen Amir first arrived at the University he was already an accomplished composer with an international reputation but dur-ing his time here he has really refined his language narrative

and compositional techniquerdquo First a composition professor said

Zaherirsquos ldquoSoundtrack to Bradrsquos eHarmony Profilerdquo was recently selected for perfor-mance at the 2012 Student Society of Composers Inc National

Conference which will be held at Capital University this fall The digital piece was also selected for performance at the 2nd Annual Electroacoustic Barn Dance Festival at the University of Mary Washington

ldquoIt actually started out as a

jokerdquo Zaheri said It was my first digital piece for a class but when I brought it in Dr First was like lsquoAmir thatrsquos actually pretty goodrsquordquo

Zaheri brought it in to work on with his teacher Since then the piece has gathered its own follow-ing

ldquoEvery composer has their nicherdquo he said ldquo Perhaps Irsquove just discovered mine ndash dating profile soundtracksrdquo

Zaherirsquos successes speak not only for him but also for the quali-ty of work coming from the School of Music

ldquoWe are extremely proud of Amir and his accomplishmentsrdquo Charles ldquoSkiprdquo Snead director of the School of Music said ldquoHe exemplifies all of the characteris-tics that we hope to see in every graduate student His success on the regional and national level reflects extremely well on our programrdquo

As a composer in residence for The University of Alabama Opera Theatre hersquos currently

working on a musical entitled ldquoOver Dinnerrdquo to be performed in spring 2013

ldquoOne of my favorite styles is musical theatre along the lines of Noel Coward and Irving Berlinrdquo Zaheri said

When he sat down with Paul Houghtaling director of the UA Opera Theatre to discuss the next step for the company Zaheri knew it was time for a musical

ldquoOver Dinnerrdquo explores the relationships of several couples in a diner setting It includes a myriad of characters from a neu-rotic girlfriend and boyfriend whose love keeps them strong to the dinerrsquos hostess who is experi-encing the pain of a breakup with no closure Interwoven is the con-stant theme ldquoAnything can hap-pen over dinnerrdquo

Zaherirsquos partnership with UA Opera Theatre has been in place since he arrived at the University in January 2011

Snead believes that Zaherirsquos composer-in-residence status

illustrates the special collabora-tive nature that is standard for the composition department

ldquoBy nature composers are a collaborative grouprdquo he said They depend on the efforts of oth-ers for the ultimate realization of their achievements Likewise performers depend on willing and collaborative composers for the perpetuation of the art Amirrsquos relationship with our University Opera Theatre is an outstanding example of this ongoing relation-shiprdquo

Even with a constantly packed schedule of performances and teaching Zaheri has time to reflect on his work

ldquoItrsquos like being a parentrdquo Zaheri said ldquoYou care for them and hope they will help people to think and be healing and loving I think I am part of a minority of people on the planet who have the opportunity to do what one loves and make a difference in othersrsquo lives through it At a certain point I view that as a responsibilityrdquo

Editor | Lauren Fergusonculturecwuaedu

Thursday September 27 2012CULTURENEWS

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CULTURE

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Page 6

By Matt McGrathContributing Writer

ldquoMoonrise Kingdomrdquo sees Wes Anderson return to live-action filmmaking after a break of five years since the underwhelm-ing ldquoThe Darjeeling Limitedrdquo Thankfully Andersonrsquos new picture is a return to form and his best film since ldquoThe Royal Tenenbaumsrdquo

In his career which now spans 10 years Wes Anderson has managed to cre-ate a distinct style which is shared in all of his films and ldquoMoonrise Kingdomrdquo perfect-ly demonstrates Andersonrsquos

recognizable visual and thematic blueprint Like almost all of his films ldquoMoonrise Kingdomrdquo fea-tures a vibrant color palette a dysfunctional family and a hilar-ious show-stealing performance from Bill Murray

The cast which Anderson has assembled is probably the most accomplished and diverse he has ever worked with featuring Frances McDormand Harvey Keitel and Tilda Swinton The two biggest names on the cast list Edward Norton and Bruce Willis deliver brilliant comi-cal performances and Norton is particularly impressive in his first major comedic role of his

career But the most surprising performances of the film come from the two young stars Jared Gilman and Kara Hayward who were both 13 during filming and who give the film a rich emotion-al warmth

Set on the charming fic-tional island of New Penzance ldquoMoonrise Kingdomrdquo tells the coming-of-age story of Sam Shakusky (Gilman) a troubled orphan who runs away from his summer scout group with Suzy Bishop (Hayward) a girl who is equally as alienated as Sam But hot on pursuit of the runaway lovers are the diligent Scout Master Randy Ward (Norton)

and Captain Sharp (Willis) who are aided by Suzyrsquos frantically worried parents played by the constantly duelling McDormand and Murray

This film will appeal to those who are already fans of Wes Anderson and his examination of the family dynamic

But what makes ldquoMoonrise Kingdomrdquo stand apart from these films is Andersonrsquos focus on his two young main char-acters Anderson captures the innocence of first love as well as the confusion of ado-lescence but manages to pro-vide both sentimentality and hilarity in equal measure The

dialogue is razor sharp and as expected the trademark Anderson wit and awkward-ness are fully present

Most striking about the script are the interactions between Sam and Suzy which feel incredibly genuine and make their summer romance completely believable Gilman is a rare breed of actor who is able to handle the quirks of Andersonrsquos script with the ease of Andersonrsquos regular col-laborators Jason Schwartzman and Murray and it would not be surprising to see Gilman return to work with the director on future films

On a visual level the film

is gorgeous and in true Wes Anderson fashion nearly every single shot is framed centrally a technique which has almost become an inside joke to fans of the director The fact that the film is so self-aware that it is a Wes Anderson picture means that ldquoMoonrise Kingdomrdquo is a sure-fire hit to fans of the direc-tor and ranks with ldquoRushmorerdquoand ldquoThe Royal Tenenbaumsrdquoas one of Andersonrsquos greatest films

It embraces his own style yet delivers a highly cre-ative and original depic-tion of the awkwardness of growing up

lsquoMoonrise Kingdomrsquo demonstrates Wes Andersonrsquos recognizable blueprint

Music studentrsquos composition makes national noise

CW | Jingyu WanAmir Zaherirsquos ldquoSoundtrack to Bradrsquos eHarmony Profi lerdquo was recently selected for performance at the 2012 Student Society of Composers Inc National Conference

COLUMN | MOVIE

NEWS OPINION CULTURE SPORTS Thursday September 27 2012 | Page 7

By Jared DowningContributing Writer

The love interest in The University of Alabamarsquos new play is too stupid to sit down Irsquom not exaggerating ndash she spends 30 sec-onds trying to remember how to sit down in a chair The hero falls for her while shersquos strug-gling to say her own name That was the point in ldquoFoolsrdquo when I began to realize what playwright Neil Simon who wrote ldquoThe Odd Couplerdquo had in for us

If yoursquore looking for Simonrsquos quaintly human New Yorkers you wonrsquot find any in the Russian hamlet of Kulyenchikov a town with an ancient curse of stupid-ity And like the townsfolk the show will make you feel dumb Not because yoursquore watching a stream of legitimately ter-

rible jokes but because you find yourself laughing at just about every one

Spunky young bookworm Leon Tolchinsky (John Paul Snead) has come to be the new schoolmaster Suitcase in hand and grinning like Socrates he rattles off a few solil-oquies about the joys of knowl-edge And then meets a man who canrsquot count to 12 or remember his own name Soon Leon realizes itrsquos up to him to break the curse by educating the physicianrsquos daughter Sophia (Natalie Riegel with Esther Workman stepping in Friday and Sunday)

Itrsquos a journey fraught with cheap clicheacutes and third grade puns Formally the gags are Vaudevillian but even the Marx Brothers knew how to count on their fingers The humor leaps from The Beverly Hillbillies to a

YouTube video of a 2-year-old I could almost see Simon stopping to think ldquoNow how can I make this line stupidrdquo

New York apparently hated it ndash it closed after just five weeks on Broadway But the UA troupe has always had a soft spot for mis-fit scripts and it waves Simonrsquos inanity like a battle flag Sneadrsquos wide-eyed Leon could pass for one of the missionaries in ldquoThe Book of Mormonrdquo his evil land baron rival (Samuel Hardy) looks like Count Chocula at a disco-thegraveque and they all frolic around a set that could be from Sesame Street

The show flaunts every cheap pun tramples Simonrsquos feeble attempts at sentiment and dares the audience not to enjoy it The air in the tiny Allen Bales Theatre gets so thick with sil-

liness that you either laugh or suffocate

Good thing too because despite a few awkward rashes of philosophy there isnrsquot any wisdom in the foolishness Sneadrsquos Leon is great fun but is no more relatable than any of the idiots Sophia challenges his presumptions about intellect but

shersquos too infantile to make any headway before everything is solved by ndash surprise - the power of love

ldquoThere is nothing like the logic of an illogical mindrdquo Leon says before Sophia forgets one-plus-one

I read later that ldquoFoolsrdquo is so bewildering to fans of Neil

Simon that some swear he wrote it to be a flop ldquoProducersrdquo style And even at the theatre I could tell that the Universityrsquos pro-duction is a lot more fun than the play deserved to be But the UA troupe does it exactly right It doesnrsquot try to break the Curse of Kulyenchokov it just puts it on the audience

THEATRE REVIEW

Absurdity of lsquoFoolsrsquo performances leaves every audience laughing

By Courtney StinsonContributing Writer

The Sonic Frontiers con-cert series sponsored by New College and Creative Campus is kicking off its second season of avant-garde performances with a concert by Chicago-based trio Vox Arcana Friday Sept 28 at 730 pm in Moody Music Building

The trio is comprised of leader and percussionist Tim Daisy clar-inetist James Falzone and cellist Fred Lonberg-Holm who also plays electronic instruments Vox Arcanarsquos experimental sound comes from the com-bination of the compositional structure of modern classical music and the triorsquos more flex-ible improvisational format

The freedom of Vox Arcanarsquos improvisational format leaves a lot of room for change in the grouprsquos music Though the compositions remain the same performances differ from night to night

ldquoIrsquom looking forward to how the music is going to changerdquo Daisy said ldquoA lot of itrsquos com-posed but therersquos also a lot of room for improvisation and the compositions change a lot night after night and thatrsquos something Irsquom very interested inrdquo

Vox Arcana uses a variety of instruments and styles to create various experimental textures Daisy will augment his drum set with kick pans bells and other sound-making materials while Lonberg-Holm will create tex-tures of sound with electronic

distortion and amplificationldquoYoursquore going to see us up

there working on our music which deals with a lot of com-posed material with a lot of room for improvisationrdquo Daisy

said ldquoYoursquoll see us working through our material hopefully playing it well and having a big timerdquo

Daisy said playing in an aca-demic setting rather than a club

or other venue makes the con-cert much more open to audi-ence interaction and conversa-tions about the music The band is happy to discuss their music and show scores after their performance to anyone who is interested

ldquoI usually get a lot more ques-tions from the audience in a more academic settingrdquo Daisy said ldquoI usually meet a lot more people wanting to talk and ana-lyze [the music] a little more Irsquom really looking forward to thatrdquo

Sonic Frontiersrsquo 2012-2013 season has grown in more ways than one This season will span both semesters include more performances and try to inte-grate more of the Tuscaloosa area by expanding to off-cam-pus events The series is also

expanding globally bringing in artists from as far away as the Czech Republic and Germany

Though Sonic Frontiers brings new ideas to campus it is by no means a one-way cultural exchange Giving visiting artists a chance to engage with local culture creates a reciprocal cir-culation of ideas

ldquoThe whole idea is to get ideas circulatingrdquo said Andrew Dewar assistant professor of New College and the School of Music and assistant director of Creative Campus ldquoBy having global artists and national art-ists not only do people here get to interact with a different cul-ture and set of ideas and musical sounds but the visiting musi-cians are interacting with whatrsquos happening hererdquo

Chicago-based trio to kick off Sonic Frontiers series

SubmittedVox Arena will perform on Friday Sept 28 at 730 pm in Moody Music Building

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By Jasmine CannonStaff Reporter

If you didnrsquot know before this weekrsquos Monday Night Football game you probably have heard the National Football League has locked out its referees

The debacle that started before preseason went to new heights after a controversial call was made by replace-ment referees at the end of the Packers vs Seahawks game that sent the latter home as victors

And there you have it Roger Goodellrsquos point was proven Better job performance by NFL officials is believed to be one of the motivations behind the lockout To combat under-per-forming officials the NFL wants to hire 21 reserves which could result in an official sitting out games without pay due to his performance

Other points of discussion rel-ative to the lockout include the league wanting to move to a 401K plan as opposed to staying with the pension plan officials prefer There is also disagreement on how much officials will be paid for the next few years The NFL has stated they offered a raise to $189000 from $149000 by 2018 Itrsquos been reported that officials have asked for more than that but a number has not been disclosed

The NFL takes in more than $9 billion in revenue a season so one would think the league could spare a few thousand dol-lars more to ensure the happi-ness of their employees as long as officials arenrsquot asking for an unreasonable amount

The lockout might not be considered as bad if the replace-ment officials were doing a good job After all who really likes ref-erees in any sport Why would the original officials be missed Just ask Aaron Rodgers Bill

Belichick the Baltimore Ravens fans that chanted obscenities or any other player fan or coach in the league

Just three weeks into the season players have taken to traditional and social media out-lets to express their frustrations with the calls and lack thereof in games

Packers offensive lineman TJ Lang declared via Twitter after shooting a couple of expletives ldquoFine me and use the money to pay the regular refsrdquo

New Orleans Saints quar-terback Drew Brees tweeted ldquoI love this league and love the game of football but tonightrsquos debacle hurts me greatly This is NOT the league wersquore supposed to representrdquo

And Miami Dolphins run-ning back Reggie Bush simply tweeted ldquoThese refs gotta go Irsquom sorryrdquo

After the Packers-Seahawks game quarterback Aaron Rodgers blasted the NFL for hir-ing unqualified replacement ref-erees and even questioned the league for putting money above football

These players will likely get fined for their comments but if national figures like Bill Clinton are disputing the work of these replacement officials some-thing is not right

I agree with Rodgersrsquo state-ment about the NFL putting money before football The league did the same thing when they locked out the players just two years ago A pay raise for officials may result in better job performance However it is not a guarantee the original ref-erees will do better so reserve officials are not a bad idea All of the parties involved need to come to a compromise to ensure the integrity of the game that provides them all with a livelihood

For once fans players want refs back on fi eld

By Zac Al-KhateebStaff Reporter

Alabama head coach Nick Saban had an interesting message for his team in prep-aration for the upcoming Ole Miss game Saturday

Saban has talked constant-ly to his team about overlook-ing opponents regardless of their record or how the fans and media perceive them To remind his team of the pitfalls of such attitudes he remind-ed his players about a time when an Ole Miss team beat a widely favored opponent

ldquoI saw a videotape a couple of weeks ago when we played somebody about Tim Tebow giving his famous speech after they were undefeated for a year and won the nation-al championshiprdquo Saban said ldquoGuess what Guess who Guess when Somebody beat them At home in their place and then there was the famous speechrdquo

Saban said he is trying to make his team realize the potential threat of every team before Alabama plays them rather than after

ldquoWell do you have to have an lsquoI told you sorsquo game and does somebody have to give that speech for you to do

what you need to do to realize whatrsquos at stakerdquo he said ldquoTo realize the opportunity you have to have a very success-ful significant season if you can play one game at a time and respect the people you play and play to your very best each and every time that you playrdquo

Sabanrsquos message seems to have stuck with his play-ers Senior tight end Michael Williams said hersquod rather not be in the same boat as the 2008 Florida Gators

ldquoWe donrsquot want something bad to happen for something to wake us uprdquo Williams said ldquoSo wersquore very aware of that speech and how everything happened there and wersquore going to come out and play for 60 minutesrdquo

Alabama champions to be honored in Saturdayrsquos game The Alabama football team will honor the exploits of its former champions on Saturday against the Ole Miss Rebels

Gene Stallings and the play-ers of the 1992 national cham-pionship team at Alabama will make an appearance at the game as well as last sea-sonrsquos national champion gym-nastics program

ldquoAll the SEC games that we

play are really specialrdquo Saban said ldquoWe want Bryant-Denny Stadium to be a special place for our players to play and a very difficult place for other teams to play Thatrsquos always been that way and we cer-tainly appreciate that from our fans and wersquoll certainly need it from our fans for this particular game Saturday nightrdquo

Saban said he still remem-bers watching the game in which Stallings and his team won Alabama its 12th nation-al title in football

ldquoI still think of all the games I remember or I ever watchedrdquo Saban said ldquothe game they played to win the national championship in the Sugar Bowl was one of the most fantastic teams and fan-tastic games I can remember watchingrdquo

Saban said he was also proud of the way the gym-nastics team performed last season and was happy it was going to be honored alongside the 1992 national title team

ldquoWersquore really really proud of all of our other sports who have a lot of successrdquo Saban said ldquoespecially the three womenrsquos sports that won national championships [last season]rdquo

Tide ready for Ole Miss

CW | Cora LindholmNick Saban has been trying to keep the team focused on Ole Miss all week at practice

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Thursday September 27 2012SPORTSNEWS

OPINION

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Page 10

Tide begins prepping for 1st SEC competitionCROSS COUNTRY

WOMENrsquoS GOLF

By Charlie PotterContributing Writer

The Alabama cross coun-try teams will face their third test of the season this week-end when they participate in the 57th Annual Notre Dame Invitational

The race will take place Friday Sept 28 at the Notre Dame golf course on the schoolrsquos campus in South Bend Ind Both teams will be run-ning in the blue division races

beginning with the womenrsquos race at 315 pm

The Crimson Tide is com-ing off its first SEC competi-tion at the Commodore Classic in Nashville Tenn where the womenrsquos and menrsquos teams fin-ished in fifth and 15th place respectively Head coach Dan Waters attributes his teamsrsquo results to their collegiate inex-perience

ldquoWe just canrsquot get around the fact that wersquore young and wersquore just going to have to learnrdquo

Waters said ldquoItrsquos just going to be part of our growing processrdquo

However Waters said the structure of the course in South Bend will be great for the devel-opment of the Tidersquos young runners and will help them bet-ter understand the elements of cross country Notre Damersquos golf course ndash that serves as the schoolrsquos running course for cross country meets ndash is very flat and Waters said jok-ingly that the desk in his office has more hills than the actual course

ldquoTypically this race goes out

incredibly fastrdquo Waters said ldquoItrsquos a flatter faster type of course Our athletes are going to have to get accustomed to seeing a fast pace and be able

to stay positive and still execute a race plan for the bottom half of the racerdquo

On top of the different course layout the run-ners will also be facing a more diverse mixture of schools The Notre Dame Invitational will host several Big

Ten schools like Ohio State and Michigan as well as Ivy League institutions like Columbia and Princeton

The SEC will also be well-represented at the meet Aside from Alabama Mississippi State and Texas AampM will be running Waters is glad to see a variety of competition for his growing team

ldquoItrsquos exactly what they need to seerdquo Waters said ldquoAs we grow for the future they need to know whatrsquos out there and they need to see the very best competition Thatrsquos why itrsquos on the schedulerdquo

The youth and inexperience of the cross country roster is slowly diminishing with every meet but for one runner the Notre Dame Invitational will be his first taste of competition in the college ranks and in the United States

Robbie Farnham-Rose a freshman from Borough Green

England will make his season debut for the Crimson Tide Friday

Waters said choosing to run his newest athlete at this time was due to the flatter faster type of course which is some-thing Farnham-Rose has had success running in the past But the experience of running with some of the countryrsquos best ath-letes canrsquot hurt either

ldquoItrsquos just an opportunity for him to compete and enjoy com-peting for the Crimson Tiderdquo Waters said

For Farnham-Rose this expe-rience will be new for him He is used to competing for a club team rather than a university but he is looking forward to spending time with his new teammates on the road to Indiana

Bama to play at World ChampionshipCW Staff

University of Alabama golf-ers Jennifer Kirby from Canada and Stephanie Meadow from Northern Ireland will compete in the 2012 Womenrsquos World Amateur Team Championship which begins on Thursday Sept 27 and concludes on Sunday Sept 30

The four-day 72-hole tour-nament will be hosted by the Turkish Golf Federation in coop-eration with the International Golf Federation The tourna-ment will take place in Antalya Turkey at the Gloria Golf Clubrsquos par-72 6203-yard Old Course and the par-72 6197-yard New Course

Consisting of over 125 coun-tries the International Golf Federation organizes the Womenrsquos World Amateur

biennially in three different zones with this yearrsquos tourna-ment being held in the Europe-Africa zone The 2012 edi-tion of the Womenrsquos World Amateur marks the 25th anni-versary and this yearrsquos tournament will feature a record number of 53 teams competing for the team championship

In the last Womenrsquos World Amateur Team Championship in 2010 Korea took home the team championship by 17 strokes

Competing for her native Canada senior Kirby will play in her second career World

ldquoItrsquos exactly what they need to see As we grow for the future they need to know whatrsquos out there and they need to see the very best

competition Thatrsquos why itrsquos on the schedule

mdash Dan Waters

CW FileSophmore Jennifer Kirby practices her iron shots at Pate Center after UA Womenrsquos Golf captures fi rst win at Texas AampM Preview

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Environmentalism not altruisticLETTER TO THE EDITOR

By Kyle Davis

Irsquom not writing this to appeal to flower children green thumbs habitual recy-clers or conservation advocates They already respect their relationship with nature and quite frankly Irsquove got no beef with them but thatrsquos irrelevant I want instead to start a dialogue with a group of people that Irsquom shocked are typically hostile or otherwise indifferent to stew-ardship and sustainability Irsquom writing to conservatives of all shades from liber-tarians to neo-cons to consider this basic tenant environmentalism to paraphrase science fiction author Kim Stanley Robinson is simply selfishness taking the long view by acknowledging the true costs of our actions Thatrsquos something any advocate of fiscal responsibility can surely support

When I say altruism I mean environ-mentalism isnrsquot about helping endan-gered organisms like polar bears and exotic snails to survive simply because wersquore in debt to them for eroding their habitats Itrsquos not about tree-hugging and itrsquos not about serving nature Those philosophies might resonate with more sensitive souls but I expect the great majority of us to simply accept envi-ronmental damage as a cost of doing business ndash our liberated fun-filled and (currently) wasteful consumer lifestyles practically demand it But no matter how much we might wish otherwise the costs will catch up with us sooner or later in a variety of ways

Consider climate change Therersquos a monetary value associated with carbon emissions thatrsquos impossible to nail down with precision yet it exists Fertile lands swallowed up by the sea grasslands suc-cumbed to deserts and entire marine ecosystems scarred by water too hot or too acidic are all likely possibilities as the earth reacts to a sudden and unprec-edented increase in greenhouse gases over the century While these impacts might be terrible for a variety of ethical reasons whatrsquos most relevant is theyrsquore simply prohibitively expensive Cities that donrsquot invest in seawalls will be slowly inundated by the ocean and thousands of communities will be forced to relocate or re-equip themselves for other economic ventures as the climate belts shift The resources we rely on to sustain ourselves will become vastly more difficult to obtain and theyrsquoll have to be split between bil-lions more people in more cramped and stressful conditions This is the erosion of trillions of dollars of productivity and someone has to foot the bill

As of now our children and grandchil-dren will pay the full price not us even

though our irresponsible behavior hascontributed to these various long emer-gencies Does that strike you as fairSurely itrsquos a problem worth addressingYet if we expect the free market to com-bat this dilemma as many conservativesadvocate our situation wonrsquot fundamen-tally improve because of one simple factour current economics hide the true costof our actions

For example what you pay at the pumpfor a gallon of gas is a gross understate-ment of its true burden Every pound ofCO2 emitted alters the ecology of theplanet in some minute way every traceof exhaust contributes to health prob-lems passed on through doctorrsquos visitsand higher insurance premiums andevery fossil fuel if not extracted respon-sibly creates localized environmentalproblems ranging from oil spills totainted groundwater to ravaged moun-taintop ecosystems Summed togetherthese lingering effects create economicmalnourishment and sap future growthThe immediate gratification of cheapand easy gas which makes us competi-tive in the short-term can potentiallyundermine communities and harm themimmensely in the long term yet theprice at the pump does not reflect thesehazards ndash the full cost is footed by latergenerations and passed on as hamperedgrowth throughout the decades

Some environmentalists seek toaddress this issue through ecologicaleconomics a discipline that attempts theimpossible by quantifying the full impactof our relationship with the biosphereand assigning a range of dollar values toit This emerging field promises to takethe simple logic behind the free marketand incorporate it into an ecologicallyresponsible framework that looks out forhumans across all time scales not justthose here and now But it takes politi-cal will to embrace such a transformativescience Itrsquos in everyonersquos best interest toacknowledge and prepare for a hot andcrowded future and the simplest way toconfront this harsh reality and limit thedamage is to assume full responsibilityfor our destructive habits To curb ourbehavior we need to cover our debts andpay the full price of our actions upfront

The free market can behave responsi-bly toward the planet and toward futuregenerations if it runs on eco-economicsThis budding discipline promises to unitetwo seemingly disparate philosophiesand provide an accurate and scientificreassessment of our lifestyles Call menaiumlve for suggesting that green and con-servative can be one and the sameKyle Davis is a senior majoring inenvironmental science

Crimson Ride drivers should be considerateBy Amber PattersonStaff Columnist

The Crimson Ride transportation system is a great resource for stu-dents both those who live on campus and those who commute The addition of the new Crimson Express route has become abso-lutely vital for me since I commute to campus and park near the baseball field which is basically in the middle of nowhere The bus drivers even wait for students that seem to be running a little late in the mornings sprinting to the bus stop from their cars ndash another thing of which I am guilty

And while I do appreci-ate the bus drivers and their attribution to the University as always

there is room for improve-ment Recently I boarded the bus just in time to make it to class 10 min-utes early or so I thought My early planning would have been successful if the bus driver did not decide to stop for almost 10 min-utes to converse with a fellow driver through his window This was not just a friendly chat or a brief hello they had a full con-versation while he had almost an entire bus full of people I thought this was an isolated incident until I learned that my room-mate experienced a simi-lar situation while taking the shuttle back to our apartment The bus driver decided he needed almost 30 minutes to smoke a cig-arette and spark various conversations

I am aware that all employees need a break I would need one too if I was driving all day espe-cially if it was the same route every day I am not against them having a break I just ask that driv-ers would be consider-ate of the fact that most of their passengers are students that have class and need to get to those classes on time Their job is to provide timely trans-portation I will admit that it is partially the studentsrsquo responsibility to board the bus at a decent time to arrive to class promptly but with students taking more than 15 hours like myself our time between classes is little making time very precious

It is known at the bus hub that a student can

expect to wait 20 minutes or a little more because it is the place where the bus drivers transition but not in the middle of their routes When I first arrived on campus figuring out the bus sys-tem took me awhile but when I finally learned all the routes and carefully mapped out which one to take I did not calculate bus driver conversation time I should not have to I appreciate the bus driv-ers of this campus and all that they do for students and faculty All I am ask-ing is for equal consider-ation for fellow students and myselfAmber Patterson is a sophomore majoring in marketing and public relations Her column runs on Thursday

Wilson reminds us to daydream lsquosoldier onrsquoBy Sophia FazalStaff Columnist

We took our seats at the cool dark lab tables and I began to get even more anxious There were only about 10 of us in the room and among such royalty at that Thanks to Dr Christopher Lynn and his Human Behavioral Ecology Research Group I was able to score VIP seats to a meet and greet with Harvard Universityrsquos internationally renowned biologist Dr E O Wilson the night after his lecture ldquoThe Social Conquest of Earthrdquo here at The University of Alabama

Nonchalantly he start-ed that morning by telling a story of two not so inter-ested biologists sitting around a teaching lounge talking about what they would name their new department If you can believe it that was the day evolutionary biology was born

Wilson said science is the key to all of lifersquos secrets and science is in need of some serious ten-der love and care

After reading his book ldquoCreationrdquo it makes a lot more sense why he says this The book is essen-tially a short and sweet letter to a pastor where Wilson asks for his help in uniting religion and sci-ence to preserve biodiver-sity across the globe Just a simple request

ldquoPastor we need your

helprdquo Wilson wrote ldquoHalf the species of plants and animals on Earth could be either gone or at least fated for early extinction by the end of the centuryrdquo

Wilsonrsquos goal is to push science and young sci-entists to the edge and reverse the decline of a crucial scientific era His next book ldquoLetters to a Young Scientistrdquo will do just that but for now he was able to enlighten us with what he calls ldquothe three archetypes for a budding scientistsrdquo

First he says to hunt for the lost world for Wilson that was some-thing he recently encoun-tered within his field of study at the age of 82 Last year Wilson was able to take samples from a vir-gin forest in Gorongosa Mozambique something hersquos wanted to do his whole life

Second is to search for the Holy Grail Specifically your own Holy Grail no matter where you are

ldquoTherersquos a grail in your field there is always that something that everybody wants to knowrdquo Wilson said

The third is a lit-tle complicated good vs evil Here Wilson explains how these three archetypes will combine to create an authority Scientists get to choose what they study and what they fight for therein lies that grail So it is up to the budding scientists

to choose whether or not they want to help humani-ty or just take it for grant-ed To Wilson this is most important because the future lies within their hands

ldquoYou can become an authority at a very young age if you run from the sound of gunsrdquo Wilson said demanding our attention at this point

He explained how choosing a field of study just because it is easy or popular will not get you very far As the leading authority on ants Wilson was able to transition over to human evolution with ease but opportunities like that do not happen to the masses So letrsquos travel the unbeaten path Check

His idea is to push each young scientist to imagi-nation and open minded-ness Daydreaming is one thing he emphasized for all to do (Seriously I have that down especially in Spanish)

ldquoVery bright people in my opinion they are often not innovators or creatorsrdquo Wilson said when talking about how 120 is the ideal IQ and

incidentally three points shy of his own

To him the stereotypi-cal genius doesnrsquot have the hard work passion and persistence that one needs to become a pio-neer Breezing through school is clearly not his idea of a victory

ldquoYoursquove got to soldier on and get the work donerdquo Wilson said

Science needs innova-tors and creators and Wilsonrsquos calling has been to let the young know that today science can save the world but only as long as there is still science left to go around

Wilson chatted with us for a full two hours and at the end com-plained about how short our gathering seemed He listened patiently and advised wholeheartedly I was moved to some seri-ous critical thinking on life followed by a ldquoRoll Tiderdquo from a fellow Bama native

Touched by all his efforts and the efforts of groups like HBERG that are here every day push-ing science to the next level I was moved to write this article Take a minute to appreciate the world around you because you may never see it like this again

ldquoDonrsquot be afraidrdquo Wilson said in the end ldquoyou are neededrdquoSophia Fazal is a senior majoring in anthropology

YOUR VIEWS IN RESPONSE TOlsquoThe unintelligence of teaching

intelligent design in statersquo

ldquoThe vast majority of people will never need to know about this lsquotheoryrsquo to be successful in life The simple

truth is evolutionists want to discredit the Christian Bible and crush peoplersquos faith plain and simplerdquo

ldquoPlease tell me how the theory of evolution proves the existence of God Also you may want to read up on what a theory means in science It doesnrsquot mean a

probability It means a generally accepted fact Gravity is also considered a theory in sciencehelliprdquo

ldquoTo directly observe lsquonatural selectionrsquo one only takes note as bacteria and viruses mutate when different

antibiotics and medical treatments are introduced hellip Irsquod have to say that the State Board of Education hasnrsquot

looked very hardrdquo

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NEWS OPINION CULTURE SPORTS Thursday September 27 2012 | Page 5

By Angie BarteltContributing Writer

Many students meet with their academic advisor only once per semester and rarely make use of their professorsrsquo office hours

This October the Student Government Association hopes to change that by launching an Academic Scavenger Hunt to promote helpful academic assets on campus that are free to stu-dents as well as help stu-dents build relationships with their advisors

ldquoWe are encouraging stu-dents to become aware of the resources that their tuition already pays for as well as use the advice of their academic advisorsrdquo SGA executive press secretary

Meagan Bryant said The Academic Scavenger

Hunt includes prizes such as a 16GB iPad Ray-Ban sun-glasses and $500 and $1000 scholarships donated by the SGA

ldquoThe scavenger hunt seemed like a great idea because we could incorpo-rate different parts of cam-pus such as DegreeWorks academic advising teachersrsquo office hours and the writ-ing centerrdquo Denzel Evans-Bell SGA vice president for Academic Affairs said

To complete the passport supplied by the SGA for the Academic Scavenger Hunt students need two signatures from their teachers after meeting with them during office hours followed by an appointment with an advisor

to receive the third signature Students must then visit

an academic resource center such as the writing center for their fourth signature Lastly students must complete their DegreeWorks before turning in their completed passport to qualify for a prize

ldquoThis is beneficial and fun to the students because they can gain so much from itrdquo Evans-Bell said ldquoThey will fill out their DegreeWorks and get to meet privately with their professors all of the things that are stressed for students to do during their college careers and they can win prizes doing itrdquo

The Academic Scavenger Hunt begins Oct 1 and all completed passports are due to the SGA office on Oct 26 by 5 pm

By Alan AlexanderContributing Writer

Dean Loy Singleton of the College of Communication and Information Sciences praised the many accomplishments of the college over the past year in the annual State of the College Address Wednesday

The speech which took place on the front steps of Reese Phifer Hall celebrated the plethora of awards won by CampIS students faculty and staff as part of the second annual CampIS CommUnity Gathering

ldquoThis past year has been truly specialrdquo Singleton said ldquoThe numbers varieties and significance of awards is really unprecedentedrdquo

The student ad team won first place in district competi-tion and finished second out of 141 teams in the Advertising Federation National Student Advertising Competition

Although they finished run-ner-up their plans book scored

number one in the nationOther awards won by stu-

dents include the Alabama Forensic Council who won more than 350 regional and national individual awards as well as first place team awards in 12 of the 14 tournaments Singleton said

They also took home their

19th national championship in the Sigma Rho-Tau Kappa Alpha National Tournament

ldquoItrsquos really inspiring hear-ing about all the great honors everyone has received hererdquo Amanda Perrucci a fresh-man majoring in public rela-tions said ldquoIt motivates me to do well in the College of

CommunicationrdquoUA students werenrsquot the only

ones celebrated this year as CampIS faculty also pulled in their fair share of honors

Bruce Berger an advertising and public relations pro-fessor will receive the Institute for Public Relationsrsquo Pathfinder award fo r c o n t r i b u -tions to scholarly public relations research He will travel to the Yale Club in New York where the award will be presented on Nov 8 Roy Clem the director of Commercial Broadcast opera-tions and general manager for WVUA WUOA was honored as the 2012 Broadcaster of the Year by the Alabama Broadcasters Association Clem was also

named to the ABA Hall of FameJason Black the assistant

dean for CampIS also spoke dur-ing the address He concluded by empha-sizing the importance of con-tinuing to improve the college and b u i l d i n g

a close knit community as the campus grows

ldquoNo matter what changes come down the road letrsquos renew our commitments to each otherrdquo Black said ldquoLetrsquos put our heads together to adjust for change and to think of how changes can make us better as a collegerdquo

After the address a CampIS Organization Fair hosted within

the rotunda of Reese Phifer Hall offered students the chance to meet with members of various communication organizations

These groups include the Alabama Forensic Council Society of Professional Journalists Capstone Agency Radio and Television Digital News Association The Crimson White Public Relations Council of Alabama Student Productions Association and Alabama Student Society for Communication and Arts

ldquoItrsquos important for our col-lege to host an Organization Awareness Fair each year to present the resources of our college to studentsrdquo Michelle McClinton president of the CampIS Student Executive Council said ldquoWe need to edu-cate and encourage our stu-dents to take advantage of the resources provided to themrdquo

CampIS dean praises Collegersquos accomplishments awards

SGA sponsors scavenger hunt

ldquoThis past year has been truly special The numbers varieties and signifi cance of awards is

really unprecedented

mdash Loy Singleton

CW | Margo SmithLoy Singleton shakes hands outside of the annual State of the College Address

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Watch doctoral composition student Amir Zaheri in the hall-ways of Moody for a few minutes and it will become clear he has a personality that draws people toward him Soft-spoken yet direct Zaheri has an intuitive nature that makes him a popular source for advice This insightful-ness influences his compositions which in recent months have brought him major rewards

A Narramore Fellow and student of C P First Zaheri was a featured composer on ComposersCirclecom this past summer He has also celebrated new publications new commis-sions and premiere performances in the last few months

ldquoWhen Amir first arrived at the University he was already an accomplished composer with an international reputation but dur-ing his time here he has really refined his language narrative

and compositional techniquerdquo First a composition professor said

Zaherirsquos ldquoSoundtrack to Bradrsquos eHarmony Profilerdquo was recently selected for perfor-mance at the 2012 Student Society of Composers Inc National

Conference which will be held at Capital University this fall The digital piece was also selected for performance at the 2nd Annual Electroacoustic Barn Dance Festival at the University of Mary Washington

ldquoIt actually started out as a

jokerdquo Zaheri said It was my first digital piece for a class but when I brought it in Dr First was like lsquoAmir thatrsquos actually pretty goodrsquordquo

Zaheri brought it in to work on with his teacher Since then the piece has gathered its own follow-ing

ldquoEvery composer has their nicherdquo he said ldquo Perhaps Irsquove just discovered mine ndash dating profile soundtracksrdquo

Zaherirsquos successes speak not only for him but also for the quali-ty of work coming from the School of Music

ldquoWe are extremely proud of Amir and his accomplishmentsrdquo Charles ldquoSkiprdquo Snead director of the School of Music said ldquoHe exemplifies all of the characteris-tics that we hope to see in every graduate student His success on the regional and national level reflects extremely well on our programrdquo

As a composer in residence for The University of Alabama Opera Theatre hersquos currently

working on a musical entitled ldquoOver Dinnerrdquo to be performed in spring 2013

ldquoOne of my favorite styles is musical theatre along the lines of Noel Coward and Irving Berlinrdquo Zaheri said

When he sat down with Paul Houghtaling director of the UA Opera Theatre to discuss the next step for the company Zaheri knew it was time for a musical

ldquoOver Dinnerrdquo explores the relationships of several couples in a diner setting It includes a myriad of characters from a neu-rotic girlfriend and boyfriend whose love keeps them strong to the dinerrsquos hostess who is experi-encing the pain of a breakup with no closure Interwoven is the con-stant theme ldquoAnything can hap-pen over dinnerrdquo

Zaherirsquos partnership with UA Opera Theatre has been in place since he arrived at the University in January 2011

Snead believes that Zaherirsquos composer-in-residence status

illustrates the special collabora-tive nature that is standard for the composition department

ldquoBy nature composers are a collaborative grouprdquo he said They depend on the efforts of oth-ers for the ultimate realization of their achievements Likewise performers depend on willing and collaborative composers for the perpetuation of the art Amirrsquos relationship with our University Opera Theatre is an outstanding example of this ongoing relation-shiprdquo

Even with a constantly packed schedule of performances and teaching Zaheri has time to reflect on his work

ldquoItrsquos like being a parentrdquo Zaheri said ldquoYou care for them and hope they will help people to think and be healing and loving I think I am part of a minority of people on the planet who have the opportunity to do what one loves and make a difference in othersrsquo lives through it At a certain point I view that as a responsibilityrdquo

Editor | Lauren Fergusonculturecwuaedu

Thursday September 27 2012CULTURENEWS

OPINION

CULTURE

SPORTS

Page 6

By Matt McGrathContributing Writer

ldquoMoonrise Kingdomrdquo sees Wes Anderson return to live-action filmmaking after a break of five years since the underwhelm-ing ldquoThe Darjeeling Limitedrdquo Thankfully Andersonrsquos new picture is a return to form and his best film since ldquoThe Royal Tenenbaumsrdquo

In his career which now spans 10 years Wes Anderson has managed to cre-ate a distinct style which is shared in all of his films and ldquoMoonrise Kingdomrdquo perfect-ly demonstrates Andersonrsquos

recognizable visual and thematic blueprint Like almost all of his films ldquoMoonrise Kingdomrdquo fea-tures a vibrant color palette a dysfunctional family and a hilar-ious show-stealing performance from Bill Murray

The cast which Anderson has assembled is probably the most accomplished and diverse he has ever worked with featuring Frances McDormand Harvey Keitel and Tilda Swinton The two biggest names on the cast list Edward Norton and Bruce Willis deliver brilliant comi-cal performances and Norton is particularly impressive in his first major comedic role of his

career But the most surprising performances of the film come from the two young stars Jared Gilman and Kara Hayward who were both 13 during filming and who give the film a rich emotion-al warmth

Set on the charming fic-tional island of New Penzance ldquoMoonrise Kingdomrdquo tells the coming-of-age story of Sam Shakusky (Gilman) a troubled orphan who runs away from his summer scout group with Suzy Bishop (Hayward) a girl who is equally as alienated as Sam But hot on pursuit of the runaway lovers are the diligent Scout Master Randy Ward (Norton)

and Captain Sharp (Willis) who are aided by Suzyrsquos frantically worried parents played by the constantly duelling McDormand and Murray

This film will appeal to those who are already fans of Wes Anderson and his examination of the family dynamic

But what makes ldquoMoonrise Kingdomrdquo stand apart from these films is Andersonrsquos focus on his two young main char-acters Anderson captures the innocence of first love as well as the confusion of ado-lescence but manages to pro-vide both sentimentality and hilarity in equal measure The

dialogue is razor sharp and as expected the trademark Anderson wit and awkward-ness are fully present

Most striking about the script are the interactions between Sam and Suzy which feel incredibly genuine and make their summer romance completely believable Gilman is a rare breed of actor who is able to handle the quirks of Andersonrsquos script with the ease of Andersonrsquos regular col-laborators Jason Schwartzman and Murray and it would not be surprising to see Gilman return to work with the director on future films

On a visual level the film

is gorgeous and in true Wes Anderson fashion nearly every single shot is framed centrally a technique which has almost become an inside joke to fans of the director The fact that the film is so self-aware that it is a Wes Anderson picture means that ldquoMoonrise Kingdomrdquo is a sure-fire hit to fans of the direc-tor and ranks with ldquoRushmorerdquoand ldquoThe Royal Tenenbaumsrdquoas one of Andersonrsquos greatest films

It embraces his own style yet delivers a highly cre-ative and original depic-tion of the awkwardness of growing up

lsquoMoonrise Kingdomrsquo demonstrates Wes Andersonrsquos recognizable blueprint

Music studentrsquos composition makes national noise

CW | Jingyu WanAmir Zaherirsquos ldquoSoundtrack to Bradrsquos eHarmony Profi lerdquo was recently selected for performance at the 2012 Student Society of Composers Inc National Conference

COLUMN | MOVIE

NEWS OPINION CULTURE SPORTS Thursday September 27 2012 | Page 7

By Jared DowningContributing Writer

The love interest in The University of Alabamarsquos new play is too stupid to sit down Irsquom not exaggerating ndash she spends 30 sec-onds trying to remember how to sit down in a chair The hero falls for her while shersquos strug-gling to say her own name That was the point in ldquoFoolsrdquo when I began to realize what playwright Neil Simon who wrote ldquoThe Odd Couplerdquo had in for us

If yoursquore looking for Simonrsquos quaintly human New Yorkers you wonrsquot find any in the Russian hamlet of Kulyenchikov a town with an ancient curse of stupid-ity And like the townsfolk the show will make you feel dumb Not because yoursquore watching a stream of legitimately ter-

rible jokes but because you find yourself laughing at just about every one

Spunky young bookworm Leon Tolchinsky (John Paul Snead) has come to be the new schoolmaster Suitcase in hand and grinning like Socrates he rattles off a few solil-oquies about the joys of knowl-edge And then meets a man who canrsquot count to 12 or remember his own name Soon Leon realizes itrsquos up to him to break the curse by educating the physicianrsquos daughter Sophia (Natalie Riegel with Esther Workman stepping in Friday and Sunday)

Itrsquos a journey fraught with cheap clicheacutes and third grade puns Formally the gags are Vaudevillian but even the Marx Brothers knew how to count on their fingers The humor leaps from The Beverly Hillbillies to a

YouTube video of a 2-year-old I could almost see Simon stopping to think ldquoNow how can I make this line stupidrdquo

New York apparently hated it ndash it closed after just five weeks on Broadway But the UA troupe has always had a soft spot for mis-fit scripts and it waves Simonrsquos inanity like a battle flag Sneadrsquos wide-eyed Leon could pass for one of the missionaries in ldquoThe Book of Mormonrdquo his evil land baron rival (Samuel Hardy) looks like Count Chocula at a disco-thegraveque and they all frolic around a set that could be from Sesame Street

The show flaunts every cheap pun tramples Simonrsquos feeble attempts at sentiment and dares the audience not to enjoy it The air in the tiny Allen Bales Theatre gets so thick with sil-

liness that you either laugh or suffocate

Good thing too because despite a few awkward rashes of philosophy there isnrsquot any wisdom in the foolishness Sneadrsquos Leon is great fun but is no more relatable than any of the idiots Sophia challenges his presumptions about intellect but

shersquos too infantile to make any headway before everything is solved by ndash surprise - the power of love

ldquoThere is nothing like the logic of an illogical mindrdquo Leon says before Sophia forgets one-plus-one

I read later that ldquoFoolsrdquo is so bewildering to fans of Neil

Simon that some swear he wrote it to be a flop ldquoProducersrdquo style And even at the theatre I could tell that the Universityrsquos pro-duction is a lot more fun than the play deserved to be But the UA troupe does it exactly right It doesnrsquot try to break the Curse of Kulyenchokov it just puts it on the audience

THEATRE REVIEW

Absurdity of lsquoFoolsrsquo performances leaves every audience laughing

By Courtney StinsonContributing Writer

The Sonic Frontiers con-cert series sponsored by New College and Creative Campus is kicking off its second season of avant-garde performances with a concert by Chicago-based trio Vox Arcana Friday Sept 28 at 730 pm in Moody Music Building

The trio is comprised of leader and percussionist Tim Daisy clar-inetist James Falzone and cellist Fred Lonberg-Holm who also plays electronic instruments Vox Arcanarsquos experimental sound comes from the com-bination of the compositional structure of modern classical music and the triorsquos more flex-ible improvisational format

The freedom of Vox Arcanarsquos improvisational format leaves a lot of room for change in the grouprsquos music Though the compositions remain the same performances differ from night to night

ldquoIrsquom looking forward to how the music is going to changerdquo Daisy said ldquoA lot of itrsquos com-posed but therersquos also a lot of room for improvisation and the compositions change a lot night after night and thatrsquos something Irsquom very interested inrdquo

Vox Arcana uses a variety of instruments and styles to create various experimental textures Daisy will augment his drum set with kick pans bells and other sound-making materials while Lonberg-Holm will create tex-tures of sound with electronic

distortion and amplificationldquoYoursquore going to see us up

there working on our music which deals with a lot of com-posed material with a lot of room for improvisationrdquo Daisy

said ldquoYoursquoll see us working through our material hopefully playing it well and having a big timerdquo

Daisy said playing in an aca-demic setting rather than a club

or other venue makes the con-cert much more open to audi-ence interaction and conversa-tions about the music The band is happy to discuss their music and show scores after their performance to anyone who is interested

ldquoI usually get a lot more ques-tions from the audience in a more academic settingrdquo Daisy said ldquoI usually meet a lot more people wanting to talk and ana-lyze [the music] a little more Irsquom really looking forward to thatrdquo

Sonic Frontiersrsquo 2012-2013 season has grown in more ways than one This season will span both semesters include more performances and try to inte-grate more of the Tuscaloosa area by expanding to off-cam-pus events The series is also

expanding globally bringing in artists from as far away as the Czech Republic and Germany

Though Sonic Frontiers brings new ideas to campus it is by no means a one-way cultural exchange Giving visiting artists a chance to engage with local culture creates a reciprocal cir-culation of ideas

ldquoThe whole idea is to get ideas circulatingrdquo said Andrew Dewar assistant professor of New College and the School of Music and assistant director of Creative Campus ldquoBy having global artists and national art-ists not only do people here get to interact with a different cul-ture and set of ideas and musical sounds but the visiting musi-cians are interacting with whatrsquos happening hererdquo

Chicago-based trio to kick off Sonic Frontiers series

SubmittedVox Arena will perform on Friday Sept 28 at 730 pm in Moody Music Building

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By Jasmine CannonStaff Reporter

If you didnrsquot know before this weekrsquos Monday Night Football game you probably have heard the National Football League has locked out its referees

The debacle that started before preseason went to new heights after a controversial call was made by replace-ment referees at the end of the Packers vs Seahawks game that sent the latter home as victors

And there you have it Roger Goodellrsquos point was proven Better job performance by NFL officials is believed to be one of the motivations behind the lockout To combat under-per-forming officials the NFL wants to hire 21 reserves which could result in an official sitting out games without pay due to his performance

Other points of discussion rel-ative to the lockout include the league wanting to move to a 401K plan as opposed to staying with the pension plan officials prefer There is also disagreement on how much officials will be paid for the next few years The NFL has stated they offered a raise to $189000 from $149000 by 2018 Itrsquos been reported that officials have asked for more than that but a number has not been disclosed

The NFL takes in more than $9 billion in revenue a season so one would think the league could spare a few thousand dol-lars more to ensure the happi-ness of their employees as long as officials arenrsquot asking for an unreasonable amount

The lockout might not be considered as bad if the replace-ment officials were doing a good job After all who really likes ref-erees in any sport Why would the original officials be missed Just ask Aaron Rodgers Bill

Belichick the Baltimore Ravens fans that chanted obscenities or any other player fan or coach in the league

Just three weeks into the season players have taken to traditional and social media out-lets to express their frustrations with the calls and lack thereof in games

Packers offensive lineman TJ Lang declared via Twitter after shooting a couple of expletives ldquoFine me and use the money to pay the regular refsrdquo

New Orleans Saints quar-terback Drew Brees tweeted ldquoI love this league and love the game of football but tonightrsquos debacle hurts me greatly This is NOT the league wersquore supposed to representrdquo

And Miami Dolphins run-ning back Reggie Bush simply tweeted ldquoThese refs gotta go Irsquom sorryrdquo

After the Packers-Seahawks game quarterback Aaron Rodgers blasted the NFL for hir-ing unqualified replacement ref-erees and even questioned the league for putting money above football

These players will likely get fined for their comments but if national figures like Bill Clinton are disputing the work of these replacement officials some-thing is not right

I agree with Rodgersrsquo state-ment about the NFL putting money before football The league did the same thing when they locked out the players just two years ago A pay raise for officials may result in better job performance However it is not a guarantee the original ref-erees will do better so reserve officials are not a bad idea All of the parties involved need to come to a compromise to ensure the integrity of the game that provides them all with a livelihood

For once fans players want refs back on fi eld

By Zac Al-KhateebStaff Reporter

Alabama head coach Nick Saban had an interesting message for his team in prep-aration for the upcoming Ole Miss game Saturday

Saban has talked constant-ly to his team about overlook-ing opponents regardless of their record or how the fans and media perceive them To remind his team of the pitfalls of such attitudes he remind-ed his players about a time when an Ole Miss team beat a widely favored opponent

ldquoI saw a videotape a couple of weeks ago when we played somebody about Tim Tebow giving his famous speech after they were undefeated for a year and won the nation-al championshiprdquo Saban said ldquoGuess what Guess who Guess when Somebody beat them At home in their place and then there was the famous speechrdquo

Saban said he is trying to make his team realize the potential threat of every team before Alabama plays them rather than after

ldquoWell do you have to have an lsquoI told you sorsquo game and does somebody have to give that speech for you to do

what you need to do to realize whatrsquos at stakerdquo he said ldquoTo realize the opportunity you have to have a very success-ful significant season if you can play one game at a time and respect the people you play and play to your very best each and every time that you playrdquo

Sabanrsquos message seems to have stuck with his play-ers Senior tight end Michael Williams said hersquod rather not be in the same boat as the 2008 Florida Gators

ldquoWe donrsquot want something bad to happen for something to wake us uprdquo Williams said ldquoSo wersquore very aware of that speech and how everything happened there and wersquore going to come out and play for 60 minutesrdquo

Alabama champions to be honored in Saturdayrsquos game The Alabama football team will honor the exploits of its former champions on Saturday against the Ole Miss Rebels

Gene Stallings and the play-ers of the 1992 national cham-pionship team at Alabama will make an appearance at the game as well as last sea-sonrsquos national champion gym-nastics program

ldquoAll the SEC games that we

play are really specialrdquo Saban said ldquoWe want Bryant-Denny Stadium to be a special place for our players to play and a very difficult place for other teams to play Thatrsquos always been that way and we cer-tainly appreciate that from our fans and wersquoll certainly need it from our fans for this particular game Saturday nightrdquo

Saban said he still remem-bers watching the game in which Stallings and his team won Alabama its 12th nation-al title in football

ldquoI still think of all the games I remember or I ever watchedrdquo Saban said ldquothe game they played to win the national championship in the Sugar Bowl was one of the most fantastic teams and fan-tastic games I can remember watchingrdquo

Saban said he was also proud of the way the gym-nastics team performed last season and was happy it was going to be honored alongside the 1992 national title team

ldquoWersquore really really proud of all of our other sports who have a lot of successrdquo Saban said ldquoespecially the three womenrsquos sports that won national championships [last season]rdquo

Tide ready for Ole Miss

CW | Cora LindholmNick Saban has been trying to keep the team focused on Ole Miss all week at practice

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Thursday September 27 2012SPORTSNEWS

OPINION

CULTURE

SPORTS

Page 10

Tide begins prepping for 1st SEC competitionCROSS COUNTRY

WOMENrsquoS GOLF

By Charlie PotterContributing Writer

The Alabama cross coun-try teams will face their third test of the season this week-end when they participate in the 57th Annual Notre Dame Invitational

The race will take place Friday Sept 28 at the Notre Dame golf course on the schoolrsquos campus in South Bend Ind Both teams will be run-ning in the blue division races

beginning with the womenrsquos race at 315 pm

The Crimson Tide is com-ing off its first SEC competi-tion at the Commodore Classic in Nashville Tenn where the womenrsquos and menrsquos teams fin-ished in fifth and 15th place respectively Head coach Dan Waters attributes his teamsrsquo results to their collegiate inex-perience

ldquoWe just canrsquot get around the fact that wersquore young and wersquore just going to have to learnrdquo

Waters said ldquoItrsquos just going to be part of our growing processrdquo

However Waters said the structure of the course in South Bend will be great for the devel-opment of the Tidersquos young runners and will help them bet-ter understand the elements of cross country Notre Damersquos golf course ndash that serves as the schoolrsquos running course for cross country meets ndash is very flat and Waters said jok-ingly that the desk in his office has more hills than the actual course

ldquoTypically this race goes out

incredibly fastrdquo Waters said ldquoItrsquos a flatter faster type of course Our athletes are going to have to get accustomed to seeing a fast pace and be able

to stay positive and still execute a race plan for the bottom half of the racerdquo

On top of the different course layout the run-ners will also be facing a more diverse mixture of schools The Notre Dame Invitational will host several Big

Ten schools like Ohio State and Michigan as well as Ivy League institutions like Columbia and Princeton

The SEC will also be well-represented at the meet Aside from Alabama Mississippi State and Texas AampM will be running Waters is glad to see a variety of competition for his growing team

ldquoItrsquos exactly what they need to seerdquo Waters said ldquoAs we grow for the future they need to know whatrsquos out there and they need to see the very best competition Thatrsquos why itrsquos on the schedulerdquo

The youth and inexperience of the cross country roster is slowly diminishing with every meet but for one runner the Notre Dame Invitational will be his first taste of competition in the college ranks and in the United States

Robbie Farnham-Rose a freshman from Borough Green

England will make his season debut for the Crimson Tide Friday

Waters said choosing to run his newest athlete at this time was due to the flatter faster type of course which is some-thing Farnham-Rose has had success running in the past But the experience of running with some of the countryrsquos best ath-letes canrsquot hurt either

ldquoItrsquos just an opportunity for him to compete and enjoy com-peting for the Crimson Tiderdquo Waters said

For Farnham-Rose this expe-rience will be new for him He is used to competing for a club team rather than a university but he is looking forward to spending time with his new teammates on the road to Indiana

Bama to play at World ChampionshipCW Staff

University of Alabama golf-ers Jennifer Kirby from Canada and Stephanie Meadow from Northern Ireland will compete in the 2012 Womenrsquos World Amateur Team Championship which begins on Thursday Sept 27 and concludes on Sunday Sept 30

The four-day 72-hole tour-nament will be hosted by the Turkish Golf Federation in coop-eration with the International Golf Federation The tourna-ment will take place in Antalya Turkey at the Gloria Golf Clubrsquos par-72 6203-yard Old Course and the par-72 6197-yard New Course

Consisting of over 125 coun-tries the International Golf Federation organizes the Womenrsquos World Amateur

biennially in three different zones with this yearrsquos tourna-ment being held in the Europe-Africa zone The 2012 edi-tion of the Womenrsquos World Amateur marks the 25th anni-versary and this yearrsquos tournament will feature a record number of 53 teams competing for the team championship

In the last Womenrsquos World Amateur Team Championship in 2010 Korea took home the team championship by 17 strokes

Competing for her native Canada senior Kirby will play in her second career World

ldquoItrsquos exactly what they need to see As we grow for the future they need to know whatrsquos out there and they need to see the very best

competition Thatrsquos why itrsquos on the schedule

mdash Dan Waters

CW FileSophmore Jennifer Kirby practices her iron shots at Pate Center after UA Womenrsquos Golf captures fi rst win at Texas AampM Preview

Amateur In 2010 Kirby led Canada to a tie for 11th place Meadow is also competing for her home country of Northern

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NEWS OPINION CULTURE SPORTS Thursday September 27 2012 | Page 5

By Angie BarteltContributing Writer

Many students meet with their academic advisor only once per semester and rarely make use of their professorsrsquo office hours

This October the Student Government Association hopes to change that by launching an Academic Scavenger Hunt to promote helpful academic assets on campus that are free to stu-dents as well as help stu-dents build relationships with their advisors

ldquoWe are encouraging stu-dents to become aware of the resources that their tuition already pays for as well as use the advice of their academic advisorsrdquo SGA executive press secretary

Meagan Bryant said The Academic Scavenger

Hunt includes prizes such as a 16GB iPad Ray-Ban sun-glasses and $500 and $1000 scholarships donated by the SGA

ldquoThe scavenger hunt seemed like a great idea because we could incorpo-rate different parts of cam-pus such as DegreeWorks academic advising teachersrsquo office hours and the writ-ing centerrdquo Denzel Evans-Bell SGA vice president for Academic Affairs said

To complete the passport supplied by the SGA for the Academic Scavenger Hunt students need two signatures from their teachers after meeting with them during office hours followed by an appointment with an advisor

to receive the third signature Students must then visit

an academic resource center such as the writing center for their fourth signature Lastly students must complete their DegreeWorks before turning in their completed passport to qualify for a prize

ldquoThis is beneficial and fun to the students because they can gain so much from itrdquo Evans-Bell said ldquoThey will fill out their DegreeWorks and get to meet privately with their professors all of the things that are stressed for students to do during their college careers and they can win prizes doing itrdquo

The Academic Scavenger Hunt begins Oct 1 and all completed passports are due to the SGA office on Oct 26 by 5 pm

By Alan AlexanderContributing Writer

Dean Loy Singleton of the College of Communication and Information Sciences praised the many accomplishments of the college over the past year in the annual State of the College Address Wednesday

The speech which took place on the front steps of Reese Phifer Hall celebrated the plethora of awards won by CampIS students faculty and staff as part of the second annual CampIS CommUnity Gathering

ldquoThis past year has been truly specialrdquo Singleton said ldquoThe numbers varieties and significance of awards is really unprecedentedrdquo

The student ad team won first place in district competi-tion and finished second out of 141 teams in the Advertising Federation National Student Advertising Competition

Although they finished run-ner-up their plans book scored

number one in the nationOther awards won by stu-

dents include the Alabama Forensic Council who won more than 350 regional and national individual awards as well as first place team awards in 12 of the 14 tournaments Singleton said

They also took home their

19th national championship in the Sigma Rho-Tau Kappa Alpha National Tournament

ldquoItrsquos really inspiring hear-ing about all the great honors everyone has received hererdquo Amanda Perrucci a fresh-man majoring in public rela-tions said ldquoIt motivates me to do well in the College of

CommunicationrdquoUA students werenrsquot the only

ones celebrated this year as CampIS faculty also pulled in their fair share of honors

Bruce Berger an advertising and public relations pro-fessor will receive the Institute for Public Relationsrsquo Pathfinder award fo r c o n t r i b u -tions to scholarly public relations research He will travel to the Yale Club in New York where the award will be presented on Nov 8 Roy Clem the director of Commercial Broadcast opera-tions and general manager for WVUA WUOA was honored as the 2012 Broadcaster of the Year by the Alabama Broadcasters Association Clem was also

named to the ABA Hall of FameJason Black the assistant

dean for CampIS also spoke dur-ing the address He concluded by empha-sizing the importance of con-tinuing to improve the college and b u i l d i n g

a close knit community as the campus grows

ldquoNo matter what changes come down the road letrsquos renew our commitments to each otherrdquo Black said ldquoLetrsquos put our heads together to adjust for change and to think of how changes can make us better as a collegerdquo

After the address a CampIS Organization Fair hosted within

the rotunda of Reese Phifer Hall offered students the chance to meet with members of various communication organizations

These groups include the Alabama Forensic Council Society of Professional Journalists Capstone Agency Radio and Television Digital News Association The Crimson White Public Relations Council of Alabama Student Productions Association and Alabama Student Society for Communication and Arts

ldquoItrsquos important for our col-lege to host an Organization Awareness Fair each year to present the resources of our college to studentsrdquo Michelle McClinton president of the CampIS Student Executive Council said ldquoWe need to edu-cate and encourage our stu-dents to take advantage of the resources provided to themrdquo

CampIS dean praises Collegersquos accomplishments awards

SGA sponsors scavenger hunt

ldquoThis past year has been truly special The numbers varieties and signifi cance of awards is

really unprecedented

mdash Loy Singleton

CW | Margo SmithLoy Singleton shakes hands outside of the annual State of the College Address

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By Lauren Carlton Contributing Writer

Watch doctoral composition student Amir Zaheri in the hall-ways of Moody for a few minutes and it will become clear he has a personality that draws people toward him Soft-spoken yet direct Zaheri has an intuitive nature that makes him a popular source for advice This insightful-ness influences his compositions which in recent months have brought him major rewards

A Narramore Fellow and student of C P First Zaheri was a featured composer on ComposersCirclecom this past summer He has also celebrated new publications new commis-sions and premiere performances in the last few months

ldquoWhen Amir first arrived at the University he was already an accomplished composer with an international reputation but dur-ing his time here he has really refined his language narrative

and compositional techniquerdquo First a composition professor said

Zaherirsquos ldquoSoundtrack to Bradrsquos eHarmony Profilerdquo was recently selected for perfor-mance at the 2012 Student Society of Composers Inc National

Conference which will be held at Capital University this fall The digital piece was also selected for performance at the 2nd Annual Electroacoustic Barn Dance Festival at the University of Mary Washington

ldquoIt actually started out as a

jokerdquo Zaheri said It was my first digital piece for a class but when I brought it in Dr First was like lsquoAmir thatrsquos actually pretty goodrsquordquo

Zaheri brought it in to work on with his teacher Since then the piece has gathered its own follow-ing

ldquoEvery composer has their nicherdquo he said ldquo Perhaps Irsquove just discovered mine ndash dating profile soundtracksrdquo

Zaherirsquos successes speak not only for him but also for the quali-ty of work coming from the School of Music

ldquoWe are extremely proud of Amir and his accomplishmentsrdquo Charles ldquoSkiprdquo Snead director of the School of Music said ldquoHe exemplifies all of the characteris-tics that we hope to see in every graduate student His success on the regional and national level reflects extremely well on our programrdquo

As a composer in residence for The University of Alabama Opera Theatre hersquos currently

working on a musical entitled ldquoOver Dinnerrdquo to be performed in spring 2013

ldquoOne of my favorite styles is musical theatre along the lines of Noel Coward and Irving Berlinrdquo Zaheri said

When he sat down with Paul Houghtaling director of the UA Opera Theatre to discuss the next step for the company Zaheri knew it was time for a musical

ldquoOver Dinnerrdquo explores the relationships of several couples in a diner setting It includes a myriad of characters from a neu-rotic girlfriend and boyfriend whose love keeps them strong to the dinerrsquos hostess who is experi-encing the pain of a breakup with no closure Interwoven is the con-stant theme ldquoAnything can hap-pen over dinnerrdquo

Zaherirsquos partnership with UA Opera Theatre has been in place since he arrived at the University in January 2011

Snead believes that Zaherirsquos composer-in-residence status

illustrates the special collabora-tive nature that is standard for the composition department

ldquoBy nature composers are a collaborative grouprdquo he said They depend on the efforts of oth-ers for the ultimate realization of their achievements Likewise performers depend on willing and collaborative composers for the perpetuation of the art Amirrsquos relationship with our University Opera Theatre is an outstanding example of this ongoing relation-shiprdquo

Even with a constantly packed schedule of performances and teaching Zaheri has time to reflect on his work

ldquoItrsquos like being a parentrdquo Zaheri said ldquoYou care for them and hope they will help people to think and be healing and loving I think I am part of a minority of people on the planet who have the opportunity to do what one loves and make a difference in othersrsquo lives through it At a certain point I view that as a responsibilityrdquo

Editor | Lauren Fergusonculturecwuaedu

Thursday September 27 2012CULTURENEWS

OPINION

CULTURE

SPORTS

Page 6

By Matt McGrathContributing Writer

ldquoMoonrise Kingdomrdquo sees Wes Anderson return to live-action filmmaking after a break of five years since the underwhelm-ing ldquoThe Darjeeling Limitedrdquo Thankfully Andersonrsquos new picture is a return to form and his best film since ldquoThe Royal Tenenbaumsrdquo

In his career which now spans 10 years Wes Anderson has managed to cre-ate a distinct style which is shared in all of his films and ldquoMoonrise Kingdomrdquo perfect-ly demonstrates Andersonrsquos

recognizable visual and thematic blueprint Like almost all of his films ldquoMoonrise Kingdomrdquo fea-tures a vibrant color palette a dysfunctional family and a hilar-ious show-stealing performance from Bill Murray

The cast which Anderson has assembled is probably the most accomplished and diverse he has ever worked with featuring Frances McDormand Harvey Keitel and Tilda Swinton The two biggest names on the cast list Edward Norton and Bruce Willis deliver brilliant comi-cal performances and Norton is particularly impressive in his first major comedic role of his

career But the most surprising performances of the film come from the two young stars Jared Gilman and Kara Hayward who were both 13 during filming and who give the film a rich emotion-al warmth

Set on the charming fic-tional island of New Penzance ldquoMoonrise Kingdomrdquo tells the coming-of-age story of Sam Shakusky (Gilman) a troubled orphan who runs away from his summer scout group with Suzy Bishop (Hayward) a girl who is equally as alienated as Sam But hot on pursuit of the runaway lovers are the diligent Scout Master Randy Ward (Norton)

and Captain Sharp (Willis) who are aided by Suzyrsquos frantically worried parents played by the constantly duelling McDormand and Murray

This film will appeal to those who are already fans of Wes Anderson and his examination of the family dynamic

But what makes ldquoMoonrise Kingdomrdquo stand apart from these films is Andersonrsquos focus on his two young main char-acters Anderson captures the innocence of first love as well as the confusion of ado-lescence but manages to pro-vide both sentimentality and hilarity in equal measure The

dialogue is razor sharp and as expected the trademark Anderson wit and awkward-ness are fully present

Most striking about the script are the interactions between Sam and Suzy which feel incredibly genuine and make their summer romance completely believable Gilman is a rare breed of actor who is able to handle the quirks of Andersonrsquos script with the ease of Andersonrsquos regular col-laborators Jason Schwartzman and Murray and it would not be surprising to see Gilman return to work with the director on future films

On a visual level the film

is gorgeous and in true Wes Anderson fashion nearly every single shot is framed centrally a technique which has almost become an inside joke to fans of the director The fact that the film is so self-aware that it is a Wes Anderson picture means that ldquoMoonrise Kingdomrdquo is a sure-fire hit to fans of the direc-tor and ranks with ldquoRushmorerdquoand ldquoThe Royal Tenenbaumsrdquoas one of Andersonrsquos greatest films

It embraces his own style yet delivers a highly cre-ative and original depic-tion of the awkwardness of growing up

lsquoMoonrise Kingdomrsquo demonstrates Wes Andersonrsquos recognizable blueprint

Music studentrsquos composition makes national noise

CW | Jingyu WanAmir Zaherirsquos ldquoSoundtrack to Bradrsquos eHarmony Profi lerdquo was recently selected for performance at the 2012 Student Society of Composers Inc National Conference

COLUMN | MOVIE

NEWS OPINION CULTURE SPORTS Thursday September 27 2012 | Page 7

By Jared DowningContributing Writer

The love interest in The University of Alabamarsquos new play is too stupid to sit down Irsquom not exaggerating ndash she spends 30 sec-onds trying to remember how to sit down in a chair The hero falls for her while shersquos strug-gling to say her own name That was the point in ldquoFoolsrdquo when I began to realize what playwright Neil Simon who wrote ldquoThe Odd Couplerdquo had in for us

If yoursquore looking for Simonrsquos quaintly human New Yorkers you wonrsquot find any in the Russian hamlet of Kulyenchikov a town with an ancient curse of stupid-ity And like the townsfolk the show will make you feel dumb Not because yoursquore watching a stream of legitimately ter-

rible jokes but because you find yourself laughing at just about every one

Spunky young bookworm Leon Tolchinsky (John Paul Snead) has come to be the new schoolmaster Suitcase in hand and grinning like Socrates he rattles off a few solil-oquies about the joys of knowl-edge And then meets a man who canrsquot count to 12 or remember his own name Soon Leon realizes itrsquos up to him to break the curse by educating the physicianrsquos daughter Sophia (Natalie Riegel with Esther Workman stepping in Friday and Sunday)

Itrsquos a journey fraught with cheap clicheacutes and third grade puns Formally the gags are Vaudevillian but even the Marx Brothers knew how to count on their fingers The humor leaps from The Beverly Hillbillies to a

YouTube video of a 2-year-old I could almost see Simon stopping to think ldquoNow how can I make this line stupidrdquo

New York apparently hated it ndash it closed after just five weeks on Broadway But the UA troupe has always had a soft spot for mis-fit scripts and it waves Simonrsquos inanity like a battle flag Sneadrsquos wide-eyed Leon could pass for one of the missionaries in ldquoThe Book of Mormonrdquo his evil land baron rival (Samuel Hardy) looks like Count Chocula at a disco-thegraveque and they all frolic around a set that could be from Sesame Street

The show flaunts every cheap pun tramples Simonrsquos feeble attempts at sentiment and dares the audience not to enjoy it The air in the tiny Allen Bales Theatre gets so thick with sil-

liness that you either laugh or suffocate

Good thing too because despite a few awkward rashes of philosophy there isnrsquot any wisdom in the foolishness Sneadrsquos Leon is great fun but is no more relatable than any of the idiots Sophia challenges his presumptions about intellect but

shersquos too infantile to make any headway before everything is solved by ndash surprise - the power of love

ldquoThere is nothing like the logic of an illogical mindrdquo Leon says before Sophia forgets one-plus-one

I read later that ldquoFoolsrdquo is so bewildering to fans of Neil

Simon that some swear he wrote it to be a flop ldquoProducersrdquo style And even at the theatre I could tell that the Universityrsquos pro-duction is a lot more fun than the play deserved to be But the UA troupe does it exactly right It doesnrsquot try to break the Curse of Kulyenchokov it just puts it on the audience

THEATRE REVIEW

Absurdity of lsquoFoolsrsquo performances leaves every audience laughing

By Courtney StinsonContributing Writer

The Sonic Frontiers con-cert series sponsored by New College and Creative Campus is kicking off its second season of avant-garde performances with a concert by Chicago-based trio Vox Arcana Friday Sept 28 at 730 pm in Moody Music Building

The trio is comprised of leader and percussionist Tim Daisy clar-inetist James Falzone and cellist Fred Lonberg-Holm who also plays electronic instruments Vox Arcanarsquos experimental sound comes from the com-bination of the compositional structure of modern classical music and the triorsquos more flex-ible improvisational format

The freedom of Vox Arcanarsquos improvisational format leaves a lot of room for change in the grouprsquos music Though the compositions remain the same performances differ from night to night

ldquoIrsquom looking forward to how the music is going to changerdquo Daisy said ldquoA lot of itrsquos com-posed but therersquos also a lot of room for improvisation and the compositions change a lot night after night and thatrsquos something Irsquom very interested inrdquo

Vox Arcana uses a variety of instruments and styles to create various experimental textures Daisy will augment his drum set with kick pans bells and other sound-making materials while Lonberg-Holm will create tex-tures of sound with electronic

distortion and amplificationldquoYoursquore going to see us up

there working on our music which deals with a lot of com-posed material with a lot of room for improvisationrdquo Daisy

said ldquoYoursquoll see us working through our material hopefully playing it well and having a big timerdquo

Daisy said playing in an aca-demic setting rather than a club

or other venue makes the con-cert much more open to audi-ence interaction and conversa-tions about the music The band is happy to discuss their music and show scores after their performance to anyone who is interested

ldquoI usually get a lot more ques-tions from the audience in a more academic settingrdquo Daisy said ldquoI usually meet a lot more people wanting to talk and ana-lyze [the music] a little more Irsquom really looking forward to thatrdquo

Sonic Frontiersrsquo 2012-2013 season has grown in more ways than one This season will span both semesters include more performances and try to inte-grate more of the Tuscaloosa area by expanding to off-cam-pus events The series is also

expanding globally bringing in artists from as far away as the Czech Republic and Germany

Though Sonic Frontiers brings new ideas to campus it is by no means a one-way cultural exchange Giving visiting artists a chance to engage with local culture creates a reciprocal cir-culation of ideas

ldquoThe whole idea is to get ideas circulatingrdquo said Andrew Dewar assistant professor of New College and the School of Music and assistant director of Creative Campus ldquoBy having global artists and national art-ists not only do people here get to interact with a different cul-ture and set of ideas and musical sounds but the visiting musi-cians are interacting with whatrsquos happening hererdquo

Chicago-based trio to kick off Sonic Frontiers series

SubmittedVox Arena will perform on Friday Sept 28 at 730 pm in Moody Music Building

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Page 8 | Thursday September 27 2012 NEWS OPINION CULTURE SPORTS

By Jasmine CannonStaff Reporter

If you didnrsquot know before this weekrsquos Monday Night Football game you probably have heard the National Football League has locked out its referees

The debacle that started before preseason went to new heights after a controversial call was made by replace-ment referees at the end of the Packers vs Seahawks game that sent the latter home as victors

And there you have it Roger Goodellrsquos point was proven Better job performance by NFL officials is believed to be one of the motivations behind the lockout To combat under-per-forming officials the NFL wants to hire 21 reserves which could result in an official sitting out games without pay due to his performance

Other points of discussion rel-ative to the lockout include the league wanting to move to a 401K plan as opposed to staying with the pension plan officials prefer There is also disagreement on how much officials will be paid for the next few years The NFL has stated they offered a raise to $189000 from $149000 by 2018 Itrsquos been reported that officials have asked for more than that but a number has not been disclosed

The NFL takes in more than $9 billion in revenue a season so one would think the league could spare a few thousand dol-lars more to ensure the happi-ness of their employees as long as officials arenrsquot asking for an unreasonable amount

The lockout might not be considered as bad if the replace-ment officials were doing a good job After all who really likes ref-erees in any sport Why would the original officials be missed Just ask Aaron Rodgers Bill

Belichick the Baltimore Ravens fans that chanted obscenities or any other player fan or coach in the league

Just three weeks into the season players have taken to traditional and social media out-lets to express their frustrations with the calls and lack thereof in games

Packers offensive lineman TJ Lang declared via Twitter after shooting a couple of expletives ldquoFine me and use the money to pay the regular refsrdquo

New Orleans Saints quar-terback Drew Brees tweeted ldquoI love this league and love the game of football but tonightrsquos debacle hurts me greatly This is NOT the league wersquore supposed to representrdquo

And Miami Dolphins run-ning back Reggie Bush simply tweeted ldquoThese refs gotta go Irsquom sorryrdquo

After the Packers-Seahawks game quarterback Aaron Rodgers blasted the NFL for hir-ing unqualified replacement ref-erees and even questioned the league for putting money above football

These players will likely get fined for their comments but if national figures like Bill Clinton are disputing the work of these replacement officials some-thing is not right

I agree with Rodgersrsquo state-ment about the NFL putting money before football The league did the same thing when they locked out the players just two years ago A pay raise for officials may result in better job performance However it is not a guarantee the original ref-erees will do better so reserve officials are not a bad idea All of the parties involved need to come to a compromise to ensure the integrity of the game that provides them all with a livelihood

For once fans players want refs back on fi eld

By Zac Al-KhateebStaff Reporter

Alabama head coach Nick Saban had an interesting message for his team in prep-aration for the upcoming Ole Miss game Saturday

Saban has talked constant-ly to his team about overlook-ing opponents regardless of their record or how the fans and media perceive them To remind his team of the pitfalls of such attitudes he remind-ed his players about a time when an Ole Miss team beat a widely favored opponent

ldquoI saw a videotape a couple of weeks ago when we played somebody about Tim Tebow giving his famous speech after they were undefeated for a year and won the nation-al championshiprdquo Saban said ldquoGuess what Guess who Guess when Somebody beat them At home in their place and then there was the famous speechrdquo

Saban said he is trying to make his team realize the potential threat of every team before Alabama plays them rather than after

ldquoWell do you have to have an lsquoI told you sorsquo game and does somebody have to give that speech for you to do

what you need to do to realize whatrsquos at stakerdquo he said ldquoTo realize the opportunity you have to have a very success-ful significant season if you can play one game at a time and respect the people you play and play to your very best each and every time that you playrdquo

Sabanrsquos message seems to have stuck with his play-ers Senior tight end Michael Williams said hersquod rather not be in the same boat as the 2008 Florida Gators

ldquoWe donrsquot want something bad to happen for something to wake us uprdquo Williams said ldquoSo wersquore very aware of that speech and how everything happened there and wersquore going to come out and play for 60 minutesrdquo

Alabama champions to be honored in Saturdayrsquos game The Alabama football team will honor the exploits of its former champions on Saturday against the Ole Miss Rebels

Gene Stallings and the play-ers of the 1992 national cham-pionship team at Alabama will make an appearance at the game as well as last sea-sonrsquos national champion gym-nastics program

ldquoAll the SEC games that we

play are really specialrdquo Saban said ldquoWe want Bryant-Denny Stadium to be a special place for our players to play and a very difficult place for other teams to play Thatrsquos always been that way and we cer-tainly appreciate that from our fans and wersquoll certainly need it from our fans for this particular game Saturday nightrdquo

Saban said he still remem-bers watching the game in which Stallings and his team won Alabama its 12th nation-al title in football

ldquoI still think of all the games I remember or I ever watchedrdquo Saban said ldquothe game they played to win the national championship in the Sugar Bowl was one of the most fantastic teams and fan-tastic games I can remember watchingrdquo

Saban said he was also proud of the way the gym-nastics team performed last season and was happy it was going to be honored alongside the 1992 national title team

ldquoWersquore really really proud of all of our other sports who have a lot of successrdquo Saban said ldquoespecially the three womenrsquos sports that won national championships [last season]rdquo

Tide ready for Ole Miss

CW | Cora LindholmNick Saban has been trying to keep the team focused on Ole Miss all week at practice

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Thursday September 27 2012SPORTSNEWS

OPINION

CULTURE

SPORTS

Page 10

Tide begins prepping for 1st SEC competitionCROSS COUNTRY

WOMENrsquoS GOLF

By Charlie PotterContributing Writer

The Alabama cross coun-try teams will face their third test of the season this week-end when they participate in the 57th Annual Notre Dame Invitational

The race will take place Friday Sept 28 at the Notre Dame golf course on the schoolrsquos campus in South Bend Ind Both teams will be run-ning in the blue division races

beginning with the womenrsquos race at 315 pm

The Crimson Tide is com-ing off its first SEC competi-tion at the Commodore Classic in Nashville Tenn where the womenrsquos and menrsquos teams fin-ished in fifth and 15th place respectively Head coach Dan Waters attributes his teamsrsquo results to their collegiate inex-perience

ldquoWe just canrsquot get around the fact that wersquore young and wersquore just going to have to learnrdquo

Waters said ldquoItrsquos just going to be part of our growing processrdquo

However Waters said the structure of the course in South Bend will be great for the devel-opment of the Tidersquos young runners and will help them bet-ter understand the elements of cross country Notre Damersquos golf course ndash that serves as the schoolrsquos running course for cross country meets ndash is very flat and Waters said jok-ingly that the desk in his office has more hills than the actual course

ldquoTypically this race goes out

incredibly fastrdquo Waters said ldquoItrsquos a flatter faster type of course Our athletes are going to have to get accustomed to seeing a fast pace and be able

to stay positive and still execute a race plan for the bottom half of the racerdquo

On top of the different course layout the run-ners will also be facing a more diverse mixture of schools The Notre Dame Invitational will host several Big

Ten schools like Ohio State and Michigan as well as Ivy League institutions like Columbia and Princeton

The SEC will also be well-represented at the meet Aside from Alabama Mississippi State and Texas AampM will be running Waters is glad to see a variety of competition for his growing team

ldquoItrsquos exactly what they need to seerdquo Waters said ldquoAs we grow for the future they need to know whatrsquos out there and they need to see the very best competition Thatrsquos why itrsquos on the schedulerdquo

The youth and inexperience of the cross country roster is slowly diminishing with every meet but for one runner the Notre Dame Invitational will be his first taste of competition in the college ranks and in the United States

Robbie Farnham-Rose a freshman from Borough Green

England will make his season debut for the Crimson Tide Friday

Waters said choosing to run his newest athlete at this time was due to the flatter faster type of course which is some-thing Farnham-Rose has had success running in the past But the experience of running with some of the countryrsquos best ath-letes canrsquot hurt either

ldquoItrsquos just an opportunity for him to compete and enjoy com-peting for the Crimson Tiderdquo Waters said

For Farnham-Rose this expe-rience will be new for him He is used to competing for a club team rather than a university but he is looking forward to spending time with his new teammates on the road to Indiana

Bama to play at World ChampionshipCW Staff

University of Alabama golf-ers Jennifer Kirby from Canada and Stephanie Meadow from Northern Ireland will compete in the 2012 Womenrsquos World Amateur Team Championship which begins on Thursday Sept 27 and concludes on Sunday Sept 30

The four-day 72-hole tour-nament will be hosted by the Turkish Golf Federation in coop-eration with the International Golf Federation The tourna-ment will take place in Antalya Turkey at the Gloria Golf Clubrsquos par-72 6203-yard Old Course and the par-72 6197-yard New Course

Consisting of over 125 coun-tries the International Golf Federation organizes the Womenrsquos World Amateur

biennially in three different zones with this yearrsquos tourna-ment being held in the Europe-Africa zone The 2012 edi-tion of the Womenrsquos World Amateur marks the 25th anni-versary and this yearrsquos tournament will feature a record number of 53 teams competing for the team championship

In the last Womenrsquos World Amateur Team Championship in 2010 Korea took home the team championship by 17 strokes

Competing for her native Canada senior Kirby will play in her second career World

ldquoItrsquos exactly what they need to see As we grow for the future they need to know whatrsquos out there and they need to see the very best

competition Thatrsquos why itrsquos on the schedule

mdash Dan Waters

CW FileSophmore Jennifer Kirby practices her iron shots at Pate Center after UA Womenrsquos Golf captures fi rst win at Texas AampM Preview

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By Lauren Carlton Contributing Writer

Watch doctoral composition student Amir Zaheri in the hall-ways of Moody for a few minutes and it will become clear he has a personality that draws people toward him Soft-spoken yet direct Zaheri has an intuitive nature that makes him a popular source for advice This insightful-ness influences his compositions which in recent months have brought him major rewards

A Narramore Fellow and student of C P First Zaheri was a featured composer on ComposersCirclecom this past summer He has also celebrated new publications new commis-sions and premiere performances in the last few months

ldquoWhen Amir first arrived at the University he was already an accomplished composer with an international reputation but dur-ing his time here he has really refined his language narrative

and compositional techniquerdquo First a composition professor said

Zaherirsquos ldquoSoundtrack to Bradrsquos eHarmony Profilerdquo was recently selected for perfor-mance at the 2012 Student Society of Composers Inc National

Conference which will be held at Capital University this fall The digital piece was also selected for performance at the 2nd Annual Electroacoustic Barn Dance Festival at the University of Mary Washington

ldquoIt actually started out as a

jokerdquo Zaheri said It was my first digital piece for a class but when I brought it in Dr First was like lsquoAmir thatrsquos actually pretty goodrsquordquo

Zaheri brought it in to work on with his teacher Since then the piece has gathered its own follow-ing

ldquoEvery composer has their nicherdquo he said ldquo Perhaps Irsquove just discovered mine ndash dating profile soundtracksrdquo

Zaherirsquos successes speak not only for him but also for the quali-ty of work coming from the School of Music

ldquoWe are extremely proud of Amir and his accomplishmentsrdquo Charles ldquoSkiprdquo Snead director of the School of Music said ldquoHe exemplifies all of the characteris-tics that we hope to see in every graduate student His success on the regional and national level reflects extremely well on our programrdquo

As a composer in residence for The University of Alabama Opera Theatre hersquos currently

working on a musical entitled ldquoOver Dinnerrdquo to be performed in spring 2013

ldquoOne of my favorite styles is musical theatre along the lines of Noel Coward and Irving Berlinrdquo Zaheri said

When he sat down with Paul Houghtaling director of the UA Opera Theatre to discuss the next step for the company Zaheri knew it was time for a musical

ldquoOver Dinnerrdquo explores the relationships of several couples in a diner setting It includes a myriad of characters from a neu-rotic girlfriend and boyfriend whose love keeps them strong to the dinerrsquos hostess who is experi-encing the pain of a breakup with no closure Interwoven is the con-stant theme ldquoAnything can hap-pen over dinnerrdquo

Zaherirsquos partnership with UA Opera Theatre has been in place since he arrived at the University in January 2011

Snead believes that Zaherirsquos composer-in-residence status

illustrates the special collabora-tive nature that is standard for the composition department

ldquoBy nature composers are a collaborative grouprdquo he said They depend on the efforts of oth-ers for the ultimate realization of their achievements Likewise performers depend on willing and collaborative composers for the perpetuation of the art Amirrsquos relationship with our University Opera Theatre is an outstanding example of this ongoing relation-shiprdquo

Even with a constantly packed schedule of performances and teaching Zaheri has time to reflect on his work

ldquoItrsquos like being a parentrdquo Zaheri said ldquoYou care for them and hope they will help people to think and be healing and loving I think I am part of a minority of people on the planet who have the opportunity to do what one loves and make a difference in othersrsquo lives through it At a certain point I view that as a responsibilityrdquo

Editor | Lauren Fergusonculturecwuaedu

Thursday September 27 2012CULTURENEWS

OPINION

CULTURE

SPORTS

Page 6

By Matt McGrathContributing Writer

ldquoMoonrise Kingdomrdquo sees Wes Anderson return to live-action filmmaking after a break of five years since the underwhelm-ing ldquoThe Darjeeling Limitedrdquo Thankfully Andersonrsquos new picture is a return to form and his best film since ldquoThe Royal Tenenbaumsrdquo

In his career which now spans 10 years Wes Anderson has managed to cre-ate a distinct style which is shared in all of his films and ldquoMoonrise Kingdomrdquo perfect-ly demonstrates Andersonrsquos

recognizable visual and thematic blueprint Like almost all of his films ldquoMoonrise Kingdomrdquo fea-tures a vibrant color palette a dysfunctional family and a hilar-ious show-stealing performance from Bill Murray

The cast which Anderson has assembled is probably the most accomplished and diverse he has ever worked with featuring Frances McDormand Harvey Keitel and Tilda Swinton The two biggest names on the cast list Edward Norton and Bruce Willis deliver brilliant comi-cal performances and Norton is particularly impressive in his first major comedic role of his

career But the most surprising performances of the film come from the two young stars Jared Gilman and Kara Hayward who were both 13 during filming and who give the film a rich emotion-al warmth

Set on the charming fic-tional island of New Penzance ldquoMoonrise Kingdomrdquo tells the coming-of-age story of Sam Shakusky (Gilman) a troubled orphan who runs away from his summer scout group with Suzy Bishop (Hayward) a girl who is equally as alienated as Sam But hot on pursuit of the runaway lovers are the diligent Scout Master Randy Ward (Norton)

and Captain Sharp (Willis) who are aided by Suzyrsquos frantically worried parents played by the constantly duelling McDormand and Murray

This film will appeal to those who are already fans of Wes Anderson and his examination of the family dynamic

But what makes ldquoMoonrise Kingdomrdquo stand apart from these films is Andersonrsquos focus on his two young main char-acters Anderson captures the innocence of first love as well as the confusion of ado-lescence but manages to pro-vide both sentimentality and hilarity in equal measure The

dialogue is razor sharp and as expected the trademark Anderson wit and awkward-ness are fully present

Most striking about the script are the interactions between Sam and Suzy which feel incredibly genuine and make their summer romance completely believable Gilman is a rare breed of actor who is able to handle the quirks of Andersonrsquos script with the ease of Andersonrsquos regular col-laborators Jason Schwartzman and Murray and it would not be surprising to see Gilman return to work with the director on future films

On a visual level the film

is gorgeous and in true Wes Anderson fashion nearly every single shot is framed centrally a technique which has almost become an inside joke to fans of the director The fact that the film is so self-aware that it is a Wes Anderson picture means that ldquoMoonrise Kingdomrdquo is a sure-fire hit to fans of the direc-tor and ranks with ldquoRushmorerdquoand ldquoThe Royal Tenenbaumsrdquoas one of Andersonrsquos greatest films

It embraces his own style yet delivers a highly cre-ative and original depic-tion of the awkwardness of growing up

lsquoMoonrise Kingdomrsquo demonstrates Wes Andersonrsquos recognizable blueprint

Music studentrsquos composition makes national noise

CW | Jingyu WanAmir Zaherirsquos ldquoSoundtrack to Bradrsquos eHarmony Profi lerdquo was recently selected for performance at the 2012 Student Society of Composers Inc National Conference

COLUMN | MOVIE

NEWS OPINION CULTURE SPORTS Thursday September 27 2012 | Page 7

By Jared DowningContributing Writer

The love interest in The University of Alabamarsquos new play is too stupid to sit down Irsquom not exaggerating ndash she spends 30 sec-onds trying to remember how to sit down in a chair The hero falls for her while shersquos strug-gling to say her own name That was the point in ldquoFoolsrdquo when I began to realize what playwright Neil Simon who wrote ldquoThe Odd Couplerdquo had in for us

If yoursquore looking for Simonrsquos quaintly human New Yorkers you wonrsquot find any in the Russian hamlet of Kulyenchikov a town with an ancient curse of stupid-ity And like the townsfolk the show will make you feel dumb Not because yoursquore watching a stream of legitimately ter-

rible jokes but because you find yourself laughing at just about every one

Spunky young bookworm Leon Tolchinsky (John Paul Snead) has come to be the new schoolmaster Suitcase in hand and grinning like Socrates he rattles off a few solil-oquies about the joys of knowl-edge And then meets a man who canrsquot count to 12 or remember his own name Soon Leon realizes itrsquos up to him to break the curse by educating the physicianrsquos daughter Sophia (Natalie Riegel with Esther Workman stepping in Friday and Sunday)

Itrsquos a journey fraught with cheap clicheacutes and third grade puns Formally the gags are Vaudevillian but even the Marx Brothers knew how to count on their fingers The humor leaps from The Beverly Hillbillies to a

YouTube video of a 2-year-old I could almost see Simon stopping to think ldquoNow how can I make this line stupidrdquo

New York apparently hated it ndash it closed after just five weeks on Broadway But the UA troupe has always had a soft spot for mis-fit scripts and it waves Simonrsquos inanity like a battle flag Sneadrsquos wide-eyed Leon could pass for one of the missionaries in ldquoThe Book of Mormonrdquo his evil land baron rival (Samuel Hardy) looks like Count Chocula at a disco-thegraveque and they all frolic around a set that could be from Sesame Street

The show flaunts every cheap pun tramples Simonrsquos feeble attempts at sentiment and dares the audience not to enjoy it The air in the tiny Allen Bales Theatre gets so thick with sil-

liness that you either laugh or suffocate

Good thing too because despite a few awkward rashes of philosophy there isnrsquot any wisdom in the foolishness Sneadrsquos Leon is great fun but is no more relatable than any of the idiots Sophia challenges his presumptions about intellect but

shersquos too infantile to make any headway before everything is solved by ndash surprise - the power of love

ldquoThere is nothing like the logic of an illogical mindrdquo Leon says before Sophia forgets one-plus-one

I read later that ldquoFoolsrdquo is so bewildering to fans of Neil

Simon that some swear he wrote it to be a flop ldquoProducersrdquo style And even at the theatre I could tell that the Universityrsquos pro-duction is a lot more fun than the play deserved to be But the UA troupe does it exactly right It doesnrsquot try to break the Curse of Kulyenchokov it just puts it on the audience

THEATRE REVIEW

Absurdity of lsquoFoolsrsquo performances leaves every audience laughing

By Courtney StinsonContributing Writer

The Sonic Frontiers con-cert series sponsored by New College and Creative Campus is kicking off its second season of avant-garde performances with a concert by Chicago-based trio Vox Arcana Friday Sept 28 at 730 pm in Moody Music Building

The trio is comprised of leader and percussionist Tim Daisy clar-inetist James Falzone and cellist Fred Lonberg-Holm who also plays electronic instruments Vox Arcanarsquos experimental sound comes from the com-bination of the compositional structure of modern classical music and the triorsquos more flex-ible improvisational format

The freedom of Vox Arcanarsquos improvisational format leaves a lot of room for change in the grouprsquos music Though the compositions remain the same performances differ from night to night

ldquoIrsquom looking forward to how the music is going to changerdquo Daisy said ldquoA lot of itrsquos com-posed but therersquos also a lot of room for improvisation and the compositions change a lot night after night and thatrsquos something Irsquom very interested inrdquo

Vox Arcana uses a variety of instruments and styles to create various experimental textures Daisy will augment his drum set with kick pans bells and other sound-making materials while Lonberg-Holm will create tex-tures of sound with electronic

distortion and amplificationldquoYoursquore going to see us up

there working on our music which deals with a lot of com-posed material with a lot of room for improvisationrdquo Daisy

said ldquoYoursquoll see us working through our material hopefully playing it well and having a big timerdquo

Daisy said playing in an aca-demic setting rather than a club

or other venue makes the con-cert much more open to audi-ence interaction and conversa-tions about the music The band is happy to discuss their music and show scores after their performance to anyone who is interested

ldquoI usually get a lot more ques-tions from the audience in a more academic settingrdquo Daisy said ldquoI usually meet a lot more people wanting to talk and ana-lyze [the music] a little more Irsquom really looking forward to thatrdquo

Sonic Frontiersrsquo 2012-2013 season has grown in more ways than one This season will span both semesters include more performances and try to inte-grate more of the Tuscaloosa area by expanding to off-cam-pus events The series is also

expanding globally bringing in artists from as far away as the Czech Republic and Germany

Though Sonic Frontiers brings new ideas to campus it is by no means a one-way cultural exchange Giving visiting artists a chance to engage with local culture creates a reciprocal cir-culation of ideas

ldquoThe whole idea is to get ideas circulatingrdquo said Andrew Dewar assistant professor of New College and the School of Music and assistant director of Creative Campus ldquoBy having global artists and national art-ists not only do people here get to interact with a different cul-ture and set of ideas and musical sounds but the visiting musi-cians are interacting with whatrsquos happening hererdquo

Chicago-based trio to kick off Sonic Frontiers series

SubmittedVox Arena will perform on Friday Sept 28 at 730 pm in Moody Music Building

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Page 8 | Thursday September 27 2012 NEWS OPINION CULTURE SPORTS

By Jasmine CannonStaff Reporter

If you didnrsquot know before this weekrsquos Monday Night Football game you probably have heard the National Football League has locked out its referees

The debacle that started before preseason went to new heights after a controversial call was made by replace-ment referees at the end of the Packers vs Seahawks game that sent the latter home as victors

And there you have it Roger Goodellrsquos point was proven Better job performance by NFL officials is believed to be one of the motivations behind the lockout To combat under-per-forming officials the NFL wants to hire 21 reserves which could result in an official sitting out games without pay due to his performance

Other points of discussion rel-ative to the lockout include the league wanting to move to a 401K plan as opposed to staying with the pension plan officials prefer There is also disagreement on how much officials will be paid for the next few years The NFL has stated they offered a raise to $189000 from $149000 by 2018 Itrsquos been reported that officials have asked for more than that but a number has not been disclosed

The NFL takes in more than $9 billion in revenue a season so one would think the league could spare a few thousand dol-lars more to ensure the happi-ness of their employees as long as officials arenrsquot asking for an unreasonable amount

The lockout might not be considered as bad if the replace-ment officials were doing a good job After all who really likes ref-erees in any sport Why would the original officials be missed Just ask Aaron Rodgers Bill

Belichick the Baltimore Ravens fans that chanted obscenities or any other player fan or coach in the league

Just three weeks into the season players have taken to traditional and social media out-lets to express their frustrations with the calls and lack thereof in games

Packers offensive lineman TJ Lang declared via Twitter after shooting a couple of expletives ldquoFine me and use the money to pay the regular refsrdquo

New Orleans Saints quar-terback Drew Brees tweeted ldquoI love this league and love the game of football but tonightrsquos debacle hurts me greatly This is NOT the league wersquore supposed to representrdquo

And Miami Dolphins run-ning back Reggie Bush simply tweeted ldquoThese refs gotta go Irsquom sorryrdquo

After the Packers-Seahawks game quarterback Aaron Rodgers blasted the NFL for hir-ing unqualified replacement ref-erees and even questioned the league for putting money above football

These players will likely get fined for their comments but if national figures like Bill Clinton are disputing the work of these replacement officials some-thing is not right

I agree with Rodgersrsquo state-ment about the NFL putting money before football The league did the same thing when they locked out the players just two years ago A pay raise for officials may result in better job performance However it is not a guarantee the original ref-erees will do better so reserve officials are not a bad idea All of the parties involved need to come to a compromise to ensure the integrity of the game that provides them all with a livelihood

For once fans players want refs back on fi eld

By Zac Al-KhateebStaff Reporter

Alabama head coach Nick Saban had an interesting message for his team in prep-aration for the upcoming Ole Miss game Saturday

Saban has talked constant-ly to his team about overlook-ing opponents regardless of their record or how the fans and media perceive them To remind his team of the pitfalls of such attitudes he remind-ed his players about a time when an Ole Miss team beat a widely favored opponent

ldquoI saw a videotape a couple of weeks ago when we played somebody about Tim Tebow giving his famous speech after they were undefeated for a year and won the nation-al championshiprdquo Saban said ldquoGuess what Guess who Guess when Somebody beat them At home in their place and then there was the famous speechrdquo

Saban said he is trying to make his team realize the potential threat of every team before Alabama plays them rather than after

ldquoWell do you have to have an lsquoI told you sorsquo game and does somebody have to give that speech for you to do

what you need to do to realize whatrsquos at stakerdquo he said ldquoTo realize the opportunity you have to have a very success-ful significant season if you can play one game at a time and respect the people you play and play to your very best each and every time that you playrdquo

Sabanrsquos message seems to have stuck with his play-ers Senior tight end Michael Williams said hersquod rather not be in the same boat as the 2008 Florida Gators

ldquoWe donrsquot want something bad to happen for something to wake us uprdquo Williams said ldquoSo wersquore very aware of that speech and how everything happened there and wersquore going to come out and play for 60 minutesrdquo

Alabama champions to be honored in Saturdayrsquos game The Alabama football team will honor the exploits of its former champions on Saturday against the Ole Miss Rebels

Gene Stallings and the play-ers of the 1992 national cham-pionship team at Alabama will make an appearance at the game as well as last sea-sonrsquos national champion gym-nastics program

ldquoAll the SEC games that we

play are really specialrdquo Saban said ldquoWe want Bryant-Denny Stadium to be a special place for our players to play and a very difficult place for other teams to play Thatrsquos always been that way and we cer-tainly appreciate that from our fans and wersquoll certainly need it from our fans for this particular game Saturday nightrdquo

Saban said he still remem-bers watching the game in which Stallings and his team won Alabama its 12th nation-al title in football

ldquoI still think of all the games I remember or I ever watchedrdquo Saban said ldquothe game they played to win the national championship in the Sugar Bowl was one of the most fantastic teams and fan-tastic games I can remember watchingrdquo

Saban said he was also proud of the way the gym-nastics team performed last season and was happy it was going to be honored alongside the 1992 national title team

ldquoWersquore really really proud of all of our other sports who have a lot of successrdquo Saban said ldquoespecially the three womenrsquos sports that won national championships [last season]rdquo

Tide ready for Ole Miss

CW | Cora LindholmNick Saban has been trying to keep the team focused on Ole Miss all week at practice

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Thursday September 27 2012SPORTSNEWS

OPINION

CULTURE

SPORTS

Page 10

Tide begins prepping for 1st SEC competitionCROSS COUNTRY

WOMENrsquoS GOLF

By Charlie PotterContributing Writer

The Alabama cross coun-try teams will face their third test of the season this week-end when they participate in the 57th Annual Notre Dame Invitational

The race will take place Friday Sept 28 at the Notre Dame golf course on the schoolrsquos campus in South Bend Ind Both teams will be run-ning in the blue division races

beginning with the womenrsquos race at 315 pm

The Crimson Tide is com-ing off its first SEC competi-tion at the Commodore Classic in Nashville Tenn where the womenrsquos and menrsquos teams fin-ished in fifth and 15th place respectively Head coach Dan Waters attributes his teamsrsquo results to their collegiate inex-perience

ldquoWe just canrsquot get around the fact that wersquore young and wersquore just going to have to learnrdquo

Waters said ldquoItrsquos just going to be part of our growing processrdquo

However Waters said the structure of the course in South Bend will be great for the devel-opment of the Tidersquos young runners and will help them bet-ter understand the elements of cross country Notre Damersquos golf course ndash that serves as the schoolrsquos running course for cross country meets ndash is very flat and Waters said jok-ingly that the desk in his office has more hills than the actual course

ldquoTypically this race goes out

incredibly fastrdquo Waters said ldquoItrsquos a flatter faster type of course Our athletes are going to have to get accustomed to seeing a fast pace and be able

to stay positive and still execute a race plan for the bottom half of the racerdquo

On top of the different course layout the run-ners will also be facing a more diverse mixture of schools The Notre Dame Invitational will host several Big

Ten schools like Ohio State and Michigan as well as Ivy League institutions like Columbia and Princeton

The SEC will also be well-represented at the meet Aside from Alabama Mississippi State and Texas AampM will be running Waters is glad to see a variety of competition for his growing team

ldquoItrsquos exactly what they need to seerdquo Waters said ldquoAs we grow for the future they need to know whatrsquos out there and they need to see the very best competition Thatrsquos why itrsquos on the schedulerdquo

The youth and inexperience of the cross country roster is slowly diminishing with every meet but for one runner the Notre Dame Invitational will be his first taste of competition in the college ranks and in the United States

Robbie Farnham-Rose a freshman from Borough Green

England will make his season debut for the Crimson Tide Friday

Waters said choosing to run his newest athlete at this time was due to the flatter faster type of course which is some-thing Farnham-Rose has had success running in the past But the experience of running with some of the countryrsquos best ath-letes canrsquot hurt either

ldquoItrsquos just an opportunity for him to compete and enjoy com-peting for the Crimson Tiderdquo Waters said

For Farnham-Rose this expe-rience will be new for him He is used to competing for a club team rather than a university but he is looking forward to spending time with his new teammates on the road to Indiana

Bama to play at World ChampionshipCW Staff

University of Alabama golf-ers Jennifer Kirby from Canada and Stephanie Meadow from Northern Ireland will compete in the 2012 Womenrsquos World Amateur Team Championship which begins on Thursday Sept 27 and concludes on Sunday Sept 30

The four-day 72-hole tour-nament will be hosted by the Turkish Golf Federation in coop-eration with the International Golf Federation The tourna-ment will take place in Antalya Turkey at the Gloria Golf Clubrsquos par-72 6203-yard Old Course and the par-72 6197-yard New Course

Consisting of over 125 coun-tries the International Golf Federation organizes the Womenrsquos World Amateur

biennially in three different zones with this yearrsquos tourna-ment being held in the Europe-Africa zone The 2012 edi-tion of the Womenrsquos World Amateur marks the 25th anni-versary and this yearrsquos tournament will feature a record number of 53 teams competing for the team championship

In the last Womenrsquos World Amateur Team Championship in 2010 Korea took home the team championship by 17 strokes

Competing for her native Canada senior Kirby will play in her second career World

ldquoItrsquos exactly what they need to see As we grow for the future they need to know whatrsquos out there and they need to see the very best

competition Thatrsquos why itrsquos on the schedule

mdash Dan Waters

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NEWS OPINION CULTURE SPORTS Thursday September 27 2012 | Page 7

By Jared DowningContributing Writer

The love interest in The University of Alabamarsquos new play is too stupid to sit down Irsquom not exaggerating ndash she spends 30 sec-onds trying to remember how to sit down in a chair The hero falls for her while shersquos strug-gling to say her own name That was the point in ldquoFoolsrdquo when I began to realize what playwright Neil Simon who wrote ldquoThe Odd Couplerdquo had in for us

If yoursquore looking for Simonrsquos quaintly human New Yorkers you wonrsquot find any in the Russian hamlet of Kulyenchikov a town with an ancient curse of stupid-ity And like the townsfolk the show will make you feel dumb Not because yoursquore watching a stream of legitimately ter-

rible jokes but because you find yourself laughing at just about every one

Spunky young bookworm Leon Tolchinsky (John Paul Snead) has come to be the new schoolmaster Suitcase in hand and grinning like Socrates he rattles off a few solil-oquies about the joys of knowl-edge And then meets a man who canrsquot count to 12 or remember his own name Soon Leon realizes itrsquos up to him to break the curse by educating the physicianrsquos daughter Sophia (Natalie Riegel with Esther Workman stepping in Friday and Sunday)

Itrsquos a journey fraught with cheap clicheacutes and third grade puns Formally the gags are Vaudevillian but even the Marx Brothers knew how to count on their fingers The humor leaps from The Beverly Hillbillies to a

YouTube video of a 2-year-old I could almost see Simon stopping to think ldquoNow how can I make this line stupidrdquo

New York apparently hated it ndash it closed after just five weeks on Broadway But the UA troupe has always had a soft spot for mis-fit scripts and it waves Simonrsquos inanity like a battle flag Sneadrsquos wide-eyed Leon could pass for one of the missionaries in ldquoThe Book of Mormonrdquo his evil land baron rival (Samuel Hardy) looks like Count Chocula at a disco-thegraveque and they all frolic around a set that could be from Sesame Street

The show flaunts every cheap pun tramples Simonrsquos feeble attempts at sentiment and dares the audience not to enjoy it The air in the tiny Allen Bales Theatre gets so thick with sil-

liness that you either laugh or suffocate

Good thing too because despite a few awkward rashes of philosophy there isnrsquot any wisdom in the foolishness Sneadrsquos Leon is great fun but is no more relatable than any of the idiots Sophia challenges his presumptions about intellect but

shersquos too infantile to make any headway before everything is solved by ndash surprise - the power of love

ldquoThere is nothing like the logic of an illogical mindrdquo Leon says before Sophia forgets one-plus-one

I read later that ldquoFoolsrdquo is so bewildering to fans of Neil

Simon that some swear he wrote it to be a flop ldquoProducersrdquo style And even at the theatre I could tell that the Universityrsquos pro-duction is a lot more fun than the play deserved to be But the UA troupe does it exactly right It doesnrsquot try to break the Curse of Kulyenchokov it just puts it on the audience

THEATRE REVIEW

Absurdity of lsquoFoolsrsquo performances leaves every audience laughing

By Courtney StinsonContributing Writer

The Sonic Frontiers con-cert series sponsored by New College and Creative Campus is kicking off its second season of avant-garde performances with a concert by Chicago-based trio Vox Arcana Friday Sept 28 at 730 pm in Moody Music Building

The trio is comprised of leader and percussionist Tim Daisy clar-inetist James Falzone and cellist Fred Lonberg-Holm who also plays electronic instruments Vox Arcanarsquos experimental sound comes from the com-bination of the compositional structure of modern classical music and the triorsquos more flex-ible improvisational format

The freedom of Vox Arcanarsquos improvisational format leaves a lot of room for change in the grouprsquos music Though the compositions remain the same performances differ from night to night

ldquoIrsquom looking forward to how the music is going to changerdquo Daisy said ldquoA lot of itrsquos com-posed but therersquos also a lot of room for improvisation and the compositions change a lot night after night and thatrsquos something Irsquom very interested inrdquo

Vox Arcana uses a variety of instruments and styles to create various experimental textures Daisy will augment his drum set with kick pans bells and other sound-making materials while Lonberg-Holm will create tex-tures of sound with electronic

distortion and amplificationldquoYoursquore going to see us up

there working on our music which deals with a lot of com-posed material with a lot of room for improvisationrdquo Daisy

said ldquoYoursquoll see us working through our material hopefully playing it well and having a big timerdquo

Daisy said playing in an aca-demic setting rather than a club

or other venue makes the con-cert much more open to audi-ence interaction and conversa-tions about the music The band is happy to discuss their music and show scores after their performance to anyone who is interested

ldquoI usually get a lot more ques-tions from the audience in a more academic settingrdquo Daisy said ldquoI usually meet a lot more people wanting to talk and ana-lyze [the music] a little more Irsquom really looking forward to thatrdquo

Sonic Frontiersrsquo 2012-2013 season has grown in more ways than one This season will span both semesters include more performances and try to inte-grate more of the Tuscaloosa area by expanding to off-cam-pus events The series is also

expanding globally bringing in artists from as far away as the Czech Republic and Germany

Though Sonic Frontiers brings new ideas to campus it is by no means a one-way cultural exchange Giving visiting artists a chance to engage with local culture creates a reciprocal cir-culation of ideas

ldquoThe whole idea is to get ideas circulatingrdquo said Andrew Dewar assistant professor of New College and the School of Music and assistant director of Creative Campus ldquoBy having global artists and national art-ists not only do people here get to interact with a different cul-ture and set of ideas and musical sounds but the visiting musi-cians are interacting with whatrsquos happening hererdquo

Chicago-based trio to kick off Sonic Frontiers series

SubmittedVox Arena will perform on Friday Sept 28 at 730 pm in Moody Music Building

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Page 8 | Thursday September 27 2012 NEWS OPINION CULTURE SPORTS

By Jasmine CannonStaff Reporter

If you didnrsquot know before this weekrsquos Monday Night Football game you probably have heard the National Football League has locked out its referees

The debacle that started before preseason went to new heights after a controversial call was made by replace-ment referees at the end of the Packers vs Seahawks game that sent the latter home as victors

And there you have it Roger Goodellrsquos point was proven Better job performance by NFL officials is believed to be one of the motivations behind the lockout To combat under-per-forming officials the NFL wants to hire 21 reserves which could result in an official sitting out games without pay due to his performance

Other points of discussion rel-ative to the lockout include the league wanting to move to a 401K plan as opposed to staying with the pension plan officials prefer There is also disagreement on how much officials will be paid for the next few years The NFL has stated they offered a raise to $189000 from $149000 by 2018 Itrsquos been reported that officials have asked for more than that but a number has not been disclosed

The NFL takes in more than $9 billion in revenue a season so one would think the league could spare a few thousand dol-lars more to ensure the happi-ness of their employees as long as officials arenrsquot asking for an unreasonable amount

The lockout might not be considered as bad if the replace-ment officials were doing a good job After all who really likes ref-erees in any sport Why would the original officials be missed Just ask Aaron Rodgers Bill

Belichick the Baltimore Ravens fans that chanted obscenities or any other player fan or coach in the league

Just three weeks into the season players have taken to traditional and social media out-lets to express their frustrations with the calls and lack thereof in games

Packers offensive lineman TJ Lang declared via Twitter after shooting a couple of expletives ldquoFine me and use the money to pay the regular refsrdquo

New Orleans Saints quar-terback Drew Brees tweeted ldquoI love this league and love the game of football but tonightrsquos debacle hurts me greatly This is NOT the league wersquore supposed to representrdquo

And Miami Dolphins run-ning back Reggie Bush simply tweeted ldquoThese refs gotta go Irsquom sorryrdquo

After the Packers-Seahawks game quarterback Aaron Rodgers blasted the NFL for hir-ing unqualified replacement ref-erees and even questioned the league for putting money above football

These players will likely get fined for their comments but if national figures like Bill Clinton are disputing the work of these replacement officials some-thing is not right

I agree with Rodgersrsquo state-ment about the NFL putting money before football The league did the same thing when they locked out the players just two years ago A pay raise for officials may result in better job performance However it is not a guarantee the original ref-erees will do better so reserve officials are not a bad idea All of the parties involved need to come to a compromise to ensure the integrity of the game that provides them all with a livelihood

For once fans players want refs back on fi eld

By Zac Al-KhateebStaff Reporter

Alabama head coach Nick Saban had an interesting message for his team in prep-aration for the upcoming Ole Miss game Saturday

Saban has talked constant-ly to his team about overlook-ing opponents regardless of their record or how the fans and media perceive them To remind his team of the pitfalls of such attitudes he remind-ed his players about a time when an Ole Miss team beat a widely favored opponent

ldquoI saw a videotape a couple of weeks ago when we played somebody about Tim Tebow giving his famous speech after they were undefeated for a year and won the nation-al championshiprdquo Saban said ldquoGuess what Guess who Guess when Somebody beat them At home in their place and then there was the famous speechrdquo

Saban said he is trying to make his team realize the potential threat of every team before Alabama plays them rather than after

ldquoWell do you have to have an lsquoI told you sorsquo game and does somebody have to give that speech for you to do

what you need to do to realize whatrsquos at stakerdquo he said ldquoTo realize the opportunity you have to have a very success-ful significant season if you can play one game at a time and respect the people you play and play to your very best each and every time that you playrdquo

Sabanrsquos message seems to have stuck with his play-ers Senior tight end Michael Williams said hersquod rather not be in the same boat as the 2008 Florida Gators

ldquoWe donrsquot want something bad to happen for something to wake us uprdquo Williams said ldquoSo wersquore very aware of that speech and how everything happened there and wersquore going to come out and play for 60 minutesrdquo

Alabama champions to be honored in Saturdayrsquos game The Alabama football team will honor the exploits of its former champions on Saturday against the Ole Miss Rebels

Gene Stallings and the play-ers of the 1992 national cham-pionship team at Alabama will make an appearance at the game as well as last sea-sonrsquos national champion gym-nastics program

ldquoAll the SEC games that we

play are really specialrdquo Saban said ldquoWe want Bryant-Denny Stadium to be a special place for our players to play and a very difficult place for other teams to play Thatrsquos always been that way and we cer-tainly appreciate that from our fans and wersquoll certainly need it from our fans for this particular game Saturday nightrdquo

Saban said he still remem-bers watching the game in which Stallings and his team won Alabama its 12th nation-al title in football

ldquoI still think of all the games I remember or I ever watchedrdquo Saban said ldquothe game they played to win the national championship in the Sugar Bowl was one of the most fantastic teams and fan-tastic games I can remember watchingrdquo

Saban said he was also proud of the way the gym-nastics team performed last season and was happy it was going to be honored alongside the 1992 national title team

ldquoWersquore really really proud of all of our other sports who have a lot of successrdquo Saban said ldquoespecially the three womenrsquos sports that won national championships [last season]rdquo

Tide ready for Ole Miss

CW | Cora LindholmNick Saban has been trying to keep the team focused on Ole Miss all week at practice

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Thursday September 27 2012SPORTSNEWS

OPINION

CULTURE

SPORTS

Page 10

Tide begins prepping for 1st SEC competitionCROSS COUNTRY

WOMENrsquoS GOLF

By Charlie PotterContributing Writer

The Alabama cross coun-try teams will face their third test of the season this week-end when they participate in the 57th Annual Notre Dame Invitational

The race will take place Friday Sept 28 at the Notre Dame golf course on the schoolrsquos campus in South Bend Ind Both teams will be run-ning in the blue division races

beginning with the womenrsquos race at 315 pm

The Crimson Tide is com-ing off its first SEC competi-tion at the Commodore Classic in Nashville Tenn where the womenrsquos and menrsquos teams fin-ished in fifth and 15th place respectively Head coach Dan Waters attributes his teamsrsquo results to their collegiate inex-perience

ldquoWe just canrsquot get around the fact that wersquore young and wersquore just going to have to learnrdquo

Waters said ldquoItrsquos just going to be part of our growing processrdquo

However Waters said the structure of the course in South Bend will be great for the devel-opment of the Tidersquos young runners and will help them bet-ter understand the elements of cross country Notre Damersquos golf course ndash that serves as the schoolrsquos running course for cross country meets ndash is very flat and Waters said jok-ingly that the desk in his office has more hills than the actual course

ldquoTypically this race goes out

incredibly fastrdquo Waters said ldquoItrsquos a flatter faster type of course Our athletes are going to have to get accustomed to seeing a fast pace and be able

to stay positive and still execute a race plan for the bottom half of the racerdquo

On top of the different course layout the run-ners will also be facing a more diverse mixture of schools The Notre Dame Invitational will host several Big

Ten schools like Ohio State and Michigan as well as Ivy League institutions like Columbia and Princeton

The SEC will also be well-represented at the meet Aside from Alabama Mississippi State and Texas AampM will be running Waters is glad to see a variety of competition for his growing team

ldquoItrsquos exactly what they need to seerdquo Waters said ldquoAs we grow for the future they need to know whatrsquos out there and they need to see the very best competition Thatrsquos why itrsquos on the schedulerdquo

The youth and inexperience of the cross country roster is slowly diminishing with every meet but for one runner the Notre Dame Invitational will be his first taste of competition in the college ranks and in the United States

Robbie Farnham-Rose a freshman from Borough Green

England will make his season debut for the Crimson Tide Friday

Waters said choosing to run his newest athlete at this time was due to the flatter faster type of course which is some-thing Farnham-Rose has had success running in the past But the experience of running with some of the countryrsquos best ath-letes canrsquot hurt either

ldquoItrsquos just an opportunity for him to compete and enjoy com-peting for the Crimson Tiderdquo Waters said

For Farnham-Rose this expe-rience will be new for him He is used to competing for a club team rather than a university but he is looking forward to spending time with his new teammates on the road to Indiana

Bama to play at World ChampionshipCW Staff

University of Alabama golf-ers Jennifer Kirby from Canada and Stephanie Meadow from Northern Ireland will compete in the 2012 Womenrsquos World Amateur Team Championship which begins on Thursday Sept 27 and concludes on Sunday Sept 30

The four-day 72-hole tour-nament will be hosted by the Turkish Golf Federation in coop-eration with the International Golf Federation The tourna-ment will take place in Antalya Turkey at the Gloria Golf Clubrsquos par-72 6203-yard Old Course and the par-72 6197-yard New Course

Consisting of over 125 coun-tries the International Golf Federation organizes the Womenrsquos World Amateur

biennially in three different zones with this yearrsquos tourna-ment being held in the Europe-Africa zone The 2012 edi-tion of the Womenrsquos World Amateur marks the 25th anni-versary and this yearrsquos tournament will feature a record number of 53 teams competing for the team championship

In the last Womenrsquos World Amateur Team Championship in 2010 Korea took home the team championship by 17 strokes

Competing for her native Canada senior Kirby will play in her second career World

ldquoItrsquos exactly what they need to see As we grow for the future they need to know whatrsquos out there and they need to see the very best

competition Thatrsquos why itrsquos on the schedule

mdash Dan Waters

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Page 8 | Thursday September 27 2012 NEWS OPINION CULTURE SPORTS

By Jasmine CannonStaff Reporter

If you didnrsquot know before this weekrsquos Monday Night Football game you probably have heard the National Football League has locked out its referees

The debacle that started before preseason went to new heights after a controversial call was made by replace-ment referees at the end of the Packers vs Seahawks game that sent the latter home as victors

And there you have it Roger Goodellrsquos point was proven Better job performance by NFL officials is believed to be one of the motivations behind the lockout To combat under-per-forming officials the NFL wants to hire 21 reserves which could result in an official sitting out games without pay due to his performance

Other points of discussion rel-ative to the lockout include the league wanting to move to a 401K plan as opposed to staying with the pension plan officials prefer There is also disagreement on how much officials will be paid for the next few years The NFL has stated they offered a raise to $189000 from $149000 by 2018 Itrsquos been reported that officials have asked for more than that but a number has not been disclosed

The NFL takes in more than $9 billion in revenue a season so one would think the league could spare a few thousand dol-lars more to ensure the happi-ness of their employees as long as officials arenrsquot asking for an unreasonable amount

The lockout might not be considered as bad if the replace-ment officials were doing a good job After all who really likes ref-erees in any sport Why would the original officials be missed Just ask Aaron Rodgers Bill

Belichick the Baltimore Ravens fans that chanted obscenities or any other player fan or coach in the league

Just three weeks into the season players have taken to traditional and social media out-lets to express their frustrations with the calls and lack thereof in games

Packers offensive lineman TJ Lang declared via Twitter after shooting a couple of expletives ldquoFine me and use the money to pay the regular refsrdquo

New Orleans Saints quar-terback Drew Brees tweeted ldquoI love this league and love the game of football but tonightrsquos debacle hurts me greatly This is NOT the league wersquore supposed to representrdquo

And Miami Dolphins run-ning back Reggie Bush simply tweeted ldquoThese refs gotta go Irsquom sorryrdquo

After the Packers-Seahawks game quarterback Aaron Rodgers blasted the NFL for hir-ing unqualified replacement ref-erees and even questioned the league for putting money above football

These players will likely get fined for their comments but if national figures like Bill Clinton are disputing the work of these replacement officials some-thing is not right

I agree with Rodgersrsquo state-ment about the NFL putting money before football The league did the same thing when they locked out the players just two years ago A pay raise for officials may result in better job performance However it is not a guarantee the original ref-erees will do better so reserve officials are not a bad idea All of the parties involved need to come to a compromise to ensure the integrity of the game that provides them all with a livelihood

For once fans players want refs back on fi eld

By Zac Al-KhateebStaff Reporter

Alabama head coach Nick Saban had an interesting message for his team in prep-aration for the upcoming Ole Miss game Saturday

Saban has talked constant-ly to his team about overlook-ing opponents regardless of their record or how the fans and media perceive them To remind his team of the pitfalls of such attitudes he remind-ed his players about a time when an Ole Miss team beat a widely favored opponent

ldquoI saw a videotape a couple of weeks ago when we played somebody about Tim Tebow giving his famous speech after they were undefeated for a year and won the nation-al championshiprdquo Saban said ldquoGuess what Guess who Guess when Somebody beat them At home in their place and then there was the famous speechrdquo

Saban said he is trying to make his team realize the potential threat of every team before Alabama plays them rather than after

ldquoWell do you have to have an lsquoI told you sorsquo game and does somebody have to give that speech for you to do

what you need to do to realize whatrsquos at stakerdquo he said ldquoTo realize the opportunity you have to have a very success-ful significant season if you can play one game at a time and respect the people you play and play to your very best each and every time that you playrdquo

Sabanrsquos message seems to have stuck with his play-ers Senior tight end Michael Williams said hersquod rather not be in the same boat as the 2008 Florida Gators

ldquoWe donrsquot want something bad to happen for something to wake us uprdquo Williams said ldquoSo wersquore very aware of that speech and how everything happened there and wersquore going to come out and play for 60 minutesrdquo

Alabama champions to be honored in Saturdayrsquos game The Alabama football team will honor the exploits of its former champions on Saturday against the Ole Miss Rebels

Gene Stallings and the play-ers of the 1992 national cham-pionship team at Alabama will make an appearance at the game as well as last sea-sonrsquos national champion gym-nastics program

ldquoAll the SEC games that we

play are really specialrdquo Saban said ldquoWe want Bryant-Denny Stadium to be a special place for our players to play and a very difficult place for other teams to play Thatrsquos always been that way and we cer-tainly appreciate that from our fans and wersquoll certainly need it from our fans for this particular game Saturday nightrdquo

Saban said he still remem-bers watching the game in which Stallings and his team won Alabama its 12th nation-al title in football

ldquoI still think of all the games I remember or I ever watchedrdquo Saban said ldquothe game they played to win the national championship in the Sugar Bowl was one of the most fantastic teams and fan-tastic games I can remember watchingrdquo

Saban said he was also proud of the way the gym-nastics team performed last season and was happy it was going to be honored alongside the 1992 national title team

ldquoWersquore really really proud of all of our other sports who have a lot of successrdquo Saban said ldquoespecially the three womenrsquos sports that won national championships [last season]rdquo

Tide ready for Ole Miss

CW | Cora LindholmNick Saban has been trying to keep the team focused on Ole Miss all week at practice

FOOTBALL

COLUMN

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1-800-283-1057 NEED TO advertise state-wide ALA-SCAN can place your 25-word ad in 128 newspapers across Ala-bama for only $210 (addi-tional words $750) Make one call to this newspaper (a participating ALA-SCAN member) or call 1-800-264-

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-end 40-45 cpm Class-A CDL required Flatbed load training available Tuition reimbursment Call 1-800-992-7863 ext 158 wwwmcelroytrucklinescom

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x227 Sunbelt Transport LLC DRIVERS-CDL-A experi-enced drivers Up to $5000 sign-on bonus 6 months OTR experience starts at $032mile New student pay and lease program USA Truck 1-877-521-5775 wwwusatruckjobs NEW CAREER - CDL training Jobs available if

tomorrow WIA VA Post-911 GI Bill amp Rehab ESD TDS LLC 1-866-432-0430 wwwESD-schoolcom (R) FOR SALE ATTENTION SLEEP apnea sufferers with Medicare Get free CPAP replacement supplies at no cost plus free home delivery Best of all prevent red skin sores and bacterial infection Call 1-877-850-8041 DISH NETWORK Start-ing at $1999month plus 30 premium movie channels free for 3 months Save And ask about same day installation Call 1-888-816-8471 (R) SAWMILLS FROM only $3997 Make amp save money with your own bandmill Cut lumber any dimension In stock ready to ship Free info amp DVD wwwNorwoodSawmillscom 1-800-578-1363 ext 300N (R) MEDICAL SUPPLIES NEW AND used - stair lift elevators car lifts scooters lift chairs power wheel chairs walk-in tubs Covering all of Alabama for 23 years Elrod Mobility 1-800-682-0658 (R)

NEWS OPINION CULTURE SPORTS Thursday September 27 2012 | Page 9

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bull gas log fireplaces

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1 2 3 bedrooms

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Tuscaloosa AL

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and gain new partners Consider all options and then feel your way to the right answer Th en itrsquos time to boogie downLibra (Sept 23-Oct 22) -- Today is a 5 -- Reaffi rm a commitment Keep your objective in mind and increase productivity Watch for obstacles or delays if you have to travel right now Proceed with cautionScorpio (Oct 23-Nov 21) -- Today is a 7 -- Take care of family fi rst Th en fi gure out what you want to accomplish and start your work Watch expenses as costs overruns occur easily Donrsquot spoil a whiney loved oneSagittarius (Nov 22-Dec 21) -- Today is a 7 -- You feel best at home for a few days Ask the right questions and listen to diminish controversy Stirring the pot isnrsquot good for romance Be adaptable and agileCapricorn (Dec 22-Jan 19) -- Today is a 6 -- Fantasies are abundant Choose carefully now Do what you promised and avoid exaggerations Create more work that requires the use of your imagination and record itAquarius (Jan 20-Feb 18) -- Today is a 5 -- An insight increases your chances for money but it will require work Meet new and interesting people Romance is part of the mix all day Donrsquot buy expensive gift sPisces (Feb 19-March 20) -- Today is a 7 -- Provide what the boss wants Th erersquos a benefi cial development fi nally Decide who yoursquore growing up to be in the next day or two Donrsquot hurt sensitive feelings Stand up for whatrsquos right

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Thursday September 27 2012SPORTSNEWS

OPINION

CULTURE

SPORTS

Page 10

Tide begins prepping for 1st SEC competitionCROSS COUNTRY

WOMENrsquoS GOLF

By Charlie PotterContributing Writer

The Alabama cross coun-try teams will face their third test of the season this week-end when they participate in the 57th Annual Notre Dame Invitational

The race will take place Friday Sept 28 at the Notre Dame golf course on the schoolrsquos campus in South Bend Ind Both teams will be run-ning in the blue division races

beginning with the womenrsquos race at 315 pm

The Crimson Tide is com-ing off its first SEC competi-tion at the Commodore Classic in Nashville Tenn where the womenrsquos and menrsquos teams fin-ished in fifth and 15th place respectively Head coach Dan Waters attributes his teamsrsquo results to their collegiate inex-perience

ldquoWe just canrsquot get around the fact that wersquore young and wersquore just going to have to learnrdquo

Waters said ldquoItrsquos just going to be part of our growing processrdquo

However Waters said the structure of the course in South Bend will be great for the devel-opment of the Tidersquos young runners and will help them bet-ter understand the elements of cross country Notre Damersquos golf course ndash that serves as the schoolrsquos running course for cross country meets ndash is very flat and Waters said jok-ingly that the desk in his office has more hills than the actual course

ldquoTypically this race goes out

incredibly fastrdquo Waters said ldquoItrsquos a flatter faster type of course Our athletes are going to have to get accustomed to seeing a fast pace and be able

to stay positive and still execute a race plan for the bottom half of the racerdquo

On top of the different course layout the run-ners will also be facing a more diverse mixture of schools The Notre Dame Invitational will host several Big

Ten schools like Ohio State and Michigan as well as Ivy League institutions like Columbia and Princeton

The SEC will also be well-represented at the meet Aside from Alabama Mississippi State and Texas AampM will be running Waters is glad to see a variety of competition for his growing team

ldquoItrsquos exactly what they need to seerdquo Waters said ldquoAs we grow for the future they need to know whatrsquos out there and they need to see the very best competition Thatrsquos why itrsquos on the schedulerdquo

The youth and inexperience of the cross country roster is slowly diminishing with every meet but for one runner the Notre Dame Invitational will be his first taste of competition in the college ranks and in the United States

Robbie Farnham-Rose a freshman from Borough Green

England will make his season debut for the Crimson Tide Friday

Waters said choosing to run his newest athlete at this time was due to the flatter faster type of course which is some-thing Farnham-Rose has had success running in the past But the experience of running with some of the countryrsquos best ath-letes canrsquot hurt either

ldquoItrsquos just an opportunity for him to compete and enjoy com-peting for the Crimson Tiderdquo Waters said

For Farnham-Rose this expe-rience will be new for him He is used to competing for a club team rather than a university but he is looking forward to spending time with his new teammates on the road to Indiana

Bama to play at World ChampionshipCW Staff

University of Alabama golf-ers Jennifer Kirby from Canada and Stephanie Meadow from Northern Ireland will compete in the 2012 Womenrsquos World Amateur Team Championship which begins on Thursday Sept 27 and concludes on Sunday Sept 30

The four-day 72-hole tour-nament will be hosted by the Turkish Golf Federation in coop-eration with the International Golf Federation The tourna-ment will take place in Antalya Turkey at the Gloria Golf Clubrsquos par-72 6203-yard Old Course and the par-72 6197-yard New Course

Consisting of over 125 coun-tries the International Golf Federation organizes the Womenrsquos World Amateur

biennially in three different zones with this yearrsquos tourna-ment being held in the Europe-Africa zone The 2012 edi-tion of the Womenrsquos World Amateur marks the 25th anni-versary and this yearrsquos tournament will feature a record number of 53 teams competing for the team championship

In the last Womenrsquos World Amateur Team Championship in 2010 Korea took home the team championship by 17 strokes

Competing for her native Canada senior Kirby will play in her second career World

ldquoItrsquos exactly what they need to see As we grow for the future they need to know whatrsquos out there and they need to see the very best

competition Thatrsquos why itrsquos on the schedule

mdash Dan Waters

CW FileSophmore Jennifer Kirby practices her iron shots at Pate Center after UA Womenrsquos Golf captures fi rst win at Texas AampM Preview

Amateur In 2010 Kirby led Canada to a tie for 11th place Meadow is also competing for her home country of Northern

IrelandKirby will tee off Thursday at

750 am CET and Meadow at 830 am CET at the New Course

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Todayrsquos Birthday (092712) A new phase of exploration discovery and adventure begins this year Travel education and mind expansion are among the priorities Home life and fi nances motivate you for a launch within fi ve years Yoursquore building something of lasting valueTo get the advantage check the dayrsquos rating 10 is the easiest day 0 the most challengingAries (March 21-April 19) -- Today is a 5 -- Something that you try doesnrsquot work but it moves your ideas forward in a way Let them know what you need Your optimism is contagiousTaurus (April 20-May 20) -- Today is a 6 -- Be very careful now Where others see a problem you see an exciting opportunity Look farther into the future Magnetism fi lls the spaceGemini (May 21-June 20) -- Today is a 6 -- Moderate your desire to press ahead at full speed especially around sharp turns Keep your dreams alive with an injection of passion Prepare to sell your ideasCancer (June 21-July 22) -- Today is a 6 -- Your imagination can take you on an amazing adventure and help you save money too Hold your temper and avoid getting hurt Donrsquot leave a messLeo (July 23-Aug 22) -- Today is a 5 -- No need to give unsolicited advice off er more hugs instead Listen intently allow yourself to be persuaded and fall in love again Th e impossible gets achievedVirgo (Aug 23-Sept 22) -- Today is a 6 -- Stand for yourself and for the team Employ very gentle persuasion

and gain new partners Consider all options and then feel your way to the right answer Th en itrsquos time to boogie downLibra (Sept 23-Oct 22) -- Today is a 5 -- Reaffi rm a commitment Keep your objective in mind and increase productivity Watch for obstacles or delays if you have to travel right now Proceed with cautionScorpio (Oct 23-Nov 21) -- Today is a 7 -- Take care of family fi rst Th en fi gure out what you want to accomplish and start your work Watch expenses as costs overruns occur easily Donrsquot spoil a whiney loved oneSagittarius (Nov 22-Dec 21) -- Today is a 7 -- You feel best at home for a few days Ask the right questions and listen to diminish controversy Stirring the pot isnrsquot good for romance Be adaptable and agileCapricorn (Dec 22-Jan 19) -- Today is a 6 -- Fantasies are abundant Choose carefully now Do what you promised and avoid exaggerations Create more work that requires the use of your imagination and record itAquarius (Jan 20-Feb 18) -- Today is a 5 -- An insight increases your chances for money but it will require work Meet new and interesting people Romance is part of the mix all day Donrsquot buy expensive gift sPisces (Feb 19-March 20) -- Today is a 7 -- Provide what the boss wants Th erersquos a benefi cial development fi nally Decide who yoursquore growing up to be in the next day or two Donrsquot hurt sensitive feelings Stand up for whatrsquos right

HOROSCOPES

ANNOUNCEMENTS

Visit wwwcwuaedu and click on the classi eds tab Ad placement is quick and easy

Advertise in the Crimson Whitersquos Classi ed Market-place Visit wwwcwuaedu and click on the classi eds tab and look for the place new ad button Low cost highly ef-fective ads available in print and online

The Crimson White ac-cepts Visa and Master Card for payment for your classi- ed ads Visit wwwcwuaedu click on the classi eds tab and charge it today

CWThe

Email Scotttownsend-globalimportscom to schedule an interview

We offer above average payemployee purchase programfamily owned company with over 35 years in Tuscaloosa

TOWNSEND AUTOMOTIVE SUPERCENTER

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12 OFF FIRST Month s Rent- Spacious 2 bedroom 2 bath $700 Close to Midtown amp Campus COURT WOODS 1600 Veterans Memorial Pkwy Call Denise 556-6200 wwwdelviewcom

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XVroad to fifteen

you with us

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now available

Need money for the week-end Turn your ldquostuffrdquo into fast cash Visit wwwcwuaedu and click on the clas-si eds tab Ad placement is quick and easy

The Crimson

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CLASSIC COMICS AND ALBUMS large collection of comic books albums movie posters sports memorabilia DVDsCDs beer signs In Skyland Antique Mall 311 Skyland Blvd and Fifth Av-enue Antiques Birmingham Details on Facebook

GEOMETRY TUTOR 10TH GRADER Help w Organiza-tion St Skills Writing Gram-mar Note Taking -$25hr - Email w Questions

Visit wwwcwuaedu and click on the classi eds tab Ad placement is quick and easy

Editor | Marquavius Burnettcrimsonwhitesportsgmailcom

Thursday September 27 2012SPORTSNEWS

OPINION

CULTURE

SPORTS

Page 10

Tide begins prepping for 1st SEC competitionCROSS COUNTRY

WOMENrsquoS GOLF

By Charlie PotterContributing Writer

The Alabama cross coun-try teams will face their third test of the season this week-end when they participate in the 57th Annual Notre Dame Invitational

The race will take place Friday Sept 28 at the Notre Dame golf course on the schoolrsquos campus in South Bend Ind Both teams will be run-ning in the blue division races

beginning with the womenrsquos race at 315 pm

The Crimson Tide is com-ing off its first SEC competi-tion at the Commodore Classic in Nashville Tenn where the womenrsquos and menrsquos teams fin-ished in fifth and 15th place respectively Head coach Dan Waters attributes his teamsrsquo results to their collegiate inex-perience

ldquoWe just canrsquot get around the fact that wersquore young and wersquore just going to have to learnrdquo

Waters said ldquoItrsquos just going to be part of our growing processrdquo

However Waters said the structure of the course in South Bend will be great for the devel-opment of the Tidersquos young runners and will help them bet-ter understand the elements of cross country Notre Damersquos golf course ndash that serves as the schoolrsquos running course for cross country meets ndash is very flat and Waters said jok-ingly that the desk in his office has more hills than the actual course

ldquoTypically this race goes out

incredibly fastrdquo Waters said ldquoItrsquos a flatter faster type of course Our athletes are going to have to get accustomed to seeing a fast pace and be able

to stay positive and still execute a race plan for the bottom half of the racerdquo

On top of the different course layout the run-ners will also be facing a more diverse mixture of schools The Notre Dame Invitational will host several Big

Ten schools like Ohio State and Michigan as well as Ivy League institutions like Columbia and Princeton

The SEC will also be well-represented at the meet Aside from Alabama Mississippi State and Texas AampM will be running Waters is glad to see a variety of competition for his growing team

ldquoItrsquos exactly what they need to seerdquo Waters said ldquoAs we grow for the future they need to know whatrsquos out there and they need to see the very best competition Thatrsquos why itrsquos on the schedulerdquo

The youth and inexperience of the cross country roster is slowly diminishing with every meet but for one runner the Notre Dame Invitational will be his first taste of competition in the college ranks and in the United States

Robbie Farnham-Rose a freshman from Borough Green

England will make his season debut for the Crimson Tide Friday

Waters said choosing to run his newest athlete at this time was due to the flatter faster type of course which is some-thing Farnham-Rose has had success running in the past But the experience of running with some of the countryrsquos best ath-letes canrsquot hurt either

ldquoItrsquos just an opportunity for him to compete and enjoy com-peting for the Crimson Tiderdquo Waters said

For Farnham-Rose this expe-rience will be new for him He is used to competing for a club team rather than a university but he is looking forward to spending time with his new teammates on the road to Indiana

Bama to play at World ChampionshipCW Staff

University of Alabama golf-ers Jennifer Kirby from Canada and Stephanie Meadow from Northern Ireland will compete in the 2012 Womenrsquos World Amateur Team Championship which begins on Thursday Sept 27 and concludes on Sunday Sept 30

The four-day 72-hole tour-nament will be hosted by the Turkish Golf Federation in coop-eration with the International Golf Federation The tourna-ment will take place in Antalya Turkey at the Gloria Golf Clubrsquos par-72 6203-yard Old Course and the par-72 6197-yard New Course

Consisting of over 125 coun-tries the International Golf Federation organizes the Womenrsquos World Amateur

biennially in three different zones with this yearrsquos tourna-ment being held in the Europe-Africa zone The 2012 edi-tion of the Womenrsquos World Amateur marks the 25th anni-versary and this yearrsquos tournament will feature a record number of 53 teams competing for the team championship

In the last Womenrsquos World Amateur Team Championship in 2010 Korea took home the team championship by 17 strokes

Competing for her native Canada senior Kirby will play in her second career World

ldquoItrsquos exactly what they need to see As we grow for the future they need to know whatrsquos out there and they need to see the very best

competition Thatrsquos why itrsquos on the schedule

mdash Dan Waters

CW FileSophmore Jennifer Kirby practices her iron shots at Pate Center after UA Womenrsquos Golf captures fi rst win at Texas AampM Preview

Amateur In 2010 Kirby led Canada to a tie for 11th place Meadow is also competing for her home country of Northern

IrelandKirby will tee off Thursday at

750 am CET and Meadow at 830 am CET at the New Course

Now available at

205342BIRD (2473)

1241 McFarland Blvd E

WingZonecom

205 342205 34220 2

WE DELIVER

BUDDY PACK20 WINGS

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Editor | Marquavius Burnettcrimsonwhitesportsgmailcom

Thursday September 27 2012SPORTSNEWS

OPINION

CULTURE

SPORTS

Page 10

Tide begins prepping for 1st SEC competitionCROSS COUNTRY

WOMENrsquoS GOLF

By Charlie PotterContributing Writer

The Alabama cross coun-try teams will face their third test of the season this week-end when they participate in the 57th Annual Notre Dame Invitational

The race will take place Friday Sept 28 at the Notre Dame golf course on the schoolrsquos campus in South Bend Ind Both teams will be run-ning in the blue division races

beginning with the womenrsquos race at 315 pm

The Crimson Tide is com-ing off its first SEC competi-tion at the Commodore Classic in Nashville Tenn where the womenrsquos and menrsquos teams fin-ished in fifth and 15th place respectively Head coach Dan Waters attributes his teamsrsquo results to their collegiate inex-perience

ldquoWe just canrsquot get around the fact that wersquore young and wersquore just going to have to learnrdquo

Waters said ldquoItrsquos just going to be part of our growing processrdquo

However Waters said the structure of the course in South Bend will be great for the devel-opment of the Tidersquos young runners and will help them bet-ter understand the elements of cross country Notre Damersquos golf course ndash that serves as the schoolrsquos running course for cross country meets ndash is very flat and Waters said jok-ingly that the desk in his office has more hills than the actual course

ldquoTypically this race goes out

incredibly fastrdquo Waters said ldquoItrsquos a flatter faster type of course Our athletes are going to have to get accustomed to seeing a fast pace and be able

to stay positive and still execute a race plan for the bottom half of the racerdquo

On top of the different course layout the run-ners will also be facing a more diverse mixture of schools The Notre Dame Invitational will host several Big

Ten schools like Ohio State and Michigan as well as Ivy League institutions like Columbia and Princeton

The SEC will also be well-represented at the meet Aside from Alabama Mississippi State and Texas AampM will be running Waters is glad to see a variety of competition for his growing team

ldquoItrsquos exactly what they need to seerdquo Waters said ldquoAs we grow for the future they need to know whatrsquos out there and they need to see the very best competition Thatrsquos why itrsquos on the schedulerdquo

The youth and inexperience of the cross country roster is slowly diminishing with every meet but for one runner the Notre Dame Invitational will be his first taste of competition in the college ranks and in the United States

Robbie Farnham-Rose a freshman from Borough Green

England will make his season debut for the Crimson Tide Friday

Waters said choosing to run his newest athlete at this time was due to the flatter faster type of course which is some-thing Farnham-Rose has had success running in the past But the experience of running with some of the countryrsquos best ath-letes canrsquot hurt either

ldquoItrsquos just an opportunity for him to compete and enjoy com-peting for the Crimson Tiderdquo Waters said

For Farnham-Rose this expe-rience will be new for him He is used to competing for a club team rather than a university but he is looking forward to spending time with his new teammates on the road to Indiana

Bama to play at World ChampionshipCW Staff

University of Alabama golf-ers Jennifer Kirby from Canada and Stephanie Meadow from Northern Ireland will compete in the 2012 Womenrsquos World Amateur Team Championship which begins on Thursday Sept 27 and concludes on Sunday Sept 30

The four-day 72-hole tour-nament will be hosted by the Turkish Golf Federation in coop-eration with the International Golf Federation The tourna-ment will take place in Antalya Turkey at the Gloria Golf Clubrsquos par-72 6203-yard Old Course and the par-72 6197-yard New Course

Consisting of over 125 coun-tries the International Golf Federation organizes the Womenrsquos World Amateur

biennially in three different zones with this yearrsquos tourna-ment being held in the Europe-Africa zone The 2012 edi-tion of the Womenrsquos World Amateur marks the 25th anni-versary and this yearrsquos tournament will feature a record number of 53 teams competing for the team championship

In the last Womenrsquos World Amateur Team Championship in 2010 Korea took home the team championship by 17 strokes

Competing for her native Canada senior Kirby will play in her second career World

ldquoItrsquos exactly what they need to see As we grow for the future they need to know whatrsquos out there and they need to see the very best

competition Thatrsquos why itrsquos on the schedule

mdash Dan Waters

CW FileSophmore Jennifer Kirby practices her iron shots at Pate Center after UA Womenrsquos Golf captures fi rst win at Texas AampM Preview

Amateur In 2010 Kirby led Canada to a tie for 11th place Meadow is also competing for her home country of Northern

IrelandKirby will tee off Thursday at

750 am CET and Meadow at 830 am CET at the New Course

Now available at

205342BIRD (2473)

1241 McFarland Blvd E

WingZonecom

205 342205 34220 2

WE DELIVER

BUDDY PACK20 WINGS

Choose 2 FLAVORS

and Celery

BONELESS$1699

3)73)73)

ORGINAL$1899

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