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VOLUME 5, NUMBER 17 UNIVERSITY OF WATERLOO, Waterloo, Ontario THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 26, ~64

RON DRAKE QUARTET

ncert The Circle K Club will present the first of a series of three, free jazz

concerts this Sunday, November 29, in the Theatre of the Arts at 2:00 p.m. The lead-off group will feature the Ron Drake Quartet with Diane Mooney, vocalist. This concert and subsequent concerts on January 20 and March 7 are made possible by the Recording Industries Trust Fund through the Kitchener Musicians Association.

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Dawe Drew The group is led by an experienced

jazz musician, Ron Drake, who has done extensive work on television and whose piano stylings are inclined towards the Dave Brubeck tradition. The percussionist, Bernie Carroll, now studying in Toronto, is probably the area’s most up-and-coming modern musician. Larry Crawford, trombon- ist, has played with groups in Toron- to and Buffalo. Rounding out the quartet is Dave Drew, bass, a talent- ed and well known musician in this area who studied with Oscar Peter- son in Toronto. Added to this, the concert will feature a fresh new voice on the jazz scene, Diane Mooney. Together, they will do songs of the Bossa Nova school as well as more traditional Gershwin and Les Paul and Mary Ford tunes. The group itself will feature a variety of stylings made famous by such .diverse groups as the Modern Jazz quartet and Stan Getz.

With the growing abundance of phonograph records during the 1930’s it b&ame evident that all but a few musicians would soon be unemployed. Thus, in 1945, recording contracts were negotiated such that a fund would be set up from the sale of records, known as the Musicians Per- formance Trust Fund. This meant that a small portion of the monies from all musical recordings would be used to promote live musical entertainment, the funds being ad- ministered on a geographical basis throughout the United States and Canada. The purpose of the concerts is to provide free live performances at public institutions such as schools, hospitals, etc. The only requirements are that they be free and that they have a local sponsor, in this case, the Circle K Club. If well attended this year, this series of high quality concerts will be extended in the future.

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Bernie C&-roll Bernie C&-roll

CUSO on Campus

Compendium on Sale

On December 4, Mr. Bill McWhin- Compendium 64-65 will go on sale nie, Executive-Secretary of the Cana- for only five days from November dian University Service Overseas, will 30 to December 4. The Yearbook exnlain to the students of this cam- will be on sale in the Engineering

pus the meaning and functions of and Arts Foyers on these days. Com-

C.U.S.O. Mr. McWhinnie will also pendium 64-65 will also be available in the college residences.

describe his travels in Asia, Africa, and West Indies. He is a graduate Although Compendium 64-65 will

of Toronto, receiving his degree, use full color for the first time, the

(Bachelor of Commerce), in 1961. He cost of the book for a student will remain at $3.00. which is below the

was one of the original members of actual cost of the book. the Canadian Overseas Volunteers and became head of this organization The first group of photos of cam-

ALCOHOLISM DRUG ADDICTION

Lecture by Dr, Purdy at 12 noon in the Theatre of the Arts. Cancelled due to lack of interest.

m m H Anci More Free Concerts’

in 1963. The, C.O.V. was then chang- pus clubs and organizations will be

ed to Canadian University Service taken on December 8 and 10. Presi- dents of the’ clubs should check the

A series of four free concerts is sented last Tuesday, November 24, being put on by the Board of Stu- and proved very entertaining and dent Activities of the University of stimulating. The remaining three will Waterloo. be presented at these future dates:

December 8, 1964, Jean-Pierre Vetter The first, starring Miss Mary Sim- February 9, 1965, Marie Magdalene

mans, renowned soprano, was pre- April 6, 1965, The Prague Quartet

’ H.M.S. PINAFORE m . . THURSDAY, FRIDAY, AND SATURDAY, THEATRE OF THE ARTS AT 8:30 PmMm

Overseas ofI which Mr. McWhinnie schedules which have been posted in is the Executive-Secretary the Engineering and Arts Buildings.

ew Exec.

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Bill Koppens, Chief Returning Officer, casts ballot as Derek Taylor supervises.

Christmas Banauet “Magic of Chrikmas”

In the short history of this Uni- s at lL of

Calvert Pres. Sixty-four per cent of the en-

gineers on campus voted in the Engineering elections on Thurs- day, November 19 and elected a new Engineering Society A Ex- ecutive composed of Pete Calvert as president, John Stirrat as Vice President, Bill Siddall as Treas- urer and Glen Grosse as Secre- tary. Pete Calvert polled 54.3% of the popular vote to defeat Dennis Attwood for the presi- dency. John Stirratt received 67.8 % of the votes in the vice- presidential race. Bill Siddall got 58.3 % to win the treasurer’s position over his three opponents. Glen Grosse became the new secretary as he polled 44.8% as compared to Dave Kirshenbach with 37.6% and John Bergsma with 17.670.

versity, one tradiiton has firmly esta-

annual Christmas Banquet for stu- ,dents, faculty and staff. This year it

blished itself as a festive and memor-

is to be held one short week from /today, Friday, December 4, 6:30 p.m.

at Seagram Stadium.

able occasion. This is, of course, the

tional Debate Tournament at the University of Rochester, Rochester, N.Y., between November 20th and 21st.

The University of Waterloo attended the Tenth Annual Garrett Invita-

place out of nineteen possible places. The negative team fared very well

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in tying for eighth place out of the nineteen negative teams.

a 9 and 1 record for the ten debates, Waterloo managed a tie for twelfth

tuous, traditional Christmas banquet, complete from turkey dinner to plum

This year, the theme ‘The Magic of Christmas’ was selected with the

pudding.

purpose of injecting a spirit of fan-

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; tasy and fun into the proceedings. Indeed, what could be more magical than faculty, staff, administration and students wining and dining side by

; side and enjoying the fascinating pro- ~ gram (what else could it be with Dr.

Fryer as M.C.)? There are rumours of candle light processions, gift ex- changes, folk singers and maybe even

, St. Nick himself. But basically, the banquet is intended to supply a sump-

The resolution proposed for the tournament was:

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“Resolved that the

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Federal Government should establish a national program of public work

matched against five other university

for the unemployed.” The University of Waterloo’s affirmative team was -, composed of Craig Parkes (SC., 1) and

or college teams during the tourna-

James Fisher (Arts 1). The negative approach was taken up by Michael Sheppard (SJC, Arts 1) and Stephen Flott (SJC, Arts 1). Each team was

This was a very good showing for all all-Freshman team. An experienced McGill team won only two debates more than Waterloo. The main dif- ficulty was in adpting to the Ameri- can style of debate and that the

ner’s circle.

American teams have been debating this same topic since September, whereas Waterloo learned of it only two weeks ago. In spite of this, most of Waterloo’s losses were by extremely slim margins. A few points more would have placed them in the win-

Tickets will be available from the ment. The unorthodox, humorous style bookstore or from any Circle K of the Waterloo team made a member for $1.50. It is clearly not When all the oratory, statistics, impressio’n, with the result that they the intention of the banquet to pro- hot air, and related arts were corn- have been invited to attend and liven - duce a profit, but rather to bring up four more American tournaments, together the various facets of the pleted, the judges returned their ver- at the University of Buffalo, St. An- University community in a gratify- diet: St. John’s University of Queens, drew’s College, St. John Fisher Col- ing and entertaining evening. Sup- New York won the tournament with lege, and Brockport State University. port this thriving tradition.

Letters should be directed to: The’ Editor, Coryphatks, Annex 1, .University of Waterloo, *Waterloo, Ontario. Unsigned letters will not b: accepted.

PuEl&hti~~.e.very ThursdAy afternoon of the acidemic year by the Board qf Piblictitionp, under authotization of the Student$ Council, University of-! W$erik& Waterloo,% Ootario, , Canada. Sdbsqiptioti $3.50 . ; Member: Canadian university piess

-:,Chairman, Bo&d’,of Publications: Gordon L. Van Fleet. - ’ Editor: IJ. D. Grenkie ”

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plays.” Has he ever studied guitar Jackets Please i Gditar Playing himself ‘- not necessarily practical training, but only technique of guitar from a spectator’s point of view? Or is anything below Andres Segovia or Julian Bream not good enough for him? Besides drawing on my own experience, I have talked to several people who were at the concert who play guitar, one a very good classic guitarist. All were impressed by Miss Dova’s excellent guitar work.

Dear Sir: Dear Sir: . , I would like to add my two cents’

worth about the U. of W.. jackets. I ordered mine two months ago. It’s not in YET. The clerk in the students’

I should like to take issue with the

Unlock the Iv&y Tower writer of the first article on Nina Dova which appeared in last Friday’s Coryphaeus. (I believe it was Dave Clark; kindly correct me if I am

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least once a year. For one or two days, evenings included, students and their professors display a great many aspects of University life i research projects, labora- tory experiments, and other de- monstrations. Admittedly, the Faculty of Arts would have, for

The: current &elations between University students and faculty and the local community are far from ideal. The people of the Twin Cities, are;. largely9 unatiare of what goes ‘on within the Uni- versity except what is rep,orted in the news media and from what their children, who attend the* University, bother to tell them. As a result of this unawareness, a great many townspeople look @on the University’s activities with -a rather jaundiced eye and’ tend to censure students and faculty for being too idealistic, too .much in the-ivory tower, too irresponsible. ’

the most part, some difhculty in making concrete displays, but its members could easily act as guides and, perhaps, could pro- duce a small theatrical event.

Open House has long been. a DZN- sir: feature of ,many American and The Debating team would like to Canadian universities. It is, how- express its thanks to all those who . ever, a novel concept with the gave their time to help the team in University of Waterloo: InI this its rushed preparation for the Ro- regard, it may be an exciting Chester Debate. event ,for the residents of the Twin Cities and also for the Uni- Professor Peter Demski who went

versity population. along to Rochester as coach’ and

It is strongly recommended judge and who contributed greatly to the team’s commendable showing,

store can, give me no satisfaction on the matter. With .my schedule it is hard to get to that place when it is open and it is annoying to wait in

*line to find that it is not in.

Could not’ a list of the delivered jackets be posted on the door, if the store cannot be open all,, day?

wrong).

The reporter depreciates her guitar

playing, comparing her in rather a poor light to “the guy who played the -guitar for St. Jerome’s morality

“The guy who played the guitar ’ for St. Jerome’s morality plays”

David Youngs, Math I

, by A. J. Hellingworth, Ill / Thanks ’ \

that the Board of External Rela- we, thank YOU. t

tions of Students’ Council take the initiative in planning . and

Father NI E. Lavinge, thank you

executing an Open House in con for providing us with the necessary

junction with the University Ad- economic background and theory.

ministration. Further, it is im- The girls who gave thier time to

portant that such an event take type up the statistics that we used.

place as soon as possible, pre- A special note of thanks- goes to ferably during this academic Al LeBon, a student at St, ‘Jerome’s year, in order to..forestall further who drove the team to Rochester in development of the negative atti- his own car, when their own trans- tude which many local residents iortation failed. .

As if this column did not contain enough muckraking material (for which it has been severely censured), here are a few more items which should rot your socks, grow hair on your eyeballs, arouse your liver or otherwise rub you the wrong way.

Forwell’s Variety Store, at King and University, is q listed among the local establishments which offer student discounts. Forwell’s discount is applicable to purchases of over $2.50, but not to tobacco, groceries, magazines’ or pop. (You can get two-fifty’s worth of mom at a discount, but no pop.) As you can imagine, these limitations to the discount practically hold the field to toy machine guns, paper clips, Dinky Toys and corkscrews.

‘The ,second grating item concerns the wonderful student identification forms about which so much comment has already beei made. Every student paid one simoleon to have his picture taken for. the card; freshmen shelled out the dollar this year, while upperclassmen were taken last year. And “taken” is an apt description. The cards which every graduate and undergraduate student possesses, the very cards which bear the one dollar picture, are owned by the University. Take a close look, Charlie; that fact. is stated directly 5 underneath the words “Uni- versity of Waterloo.” The card which you thought was yours is not yours; only the picture, \for all it’s worth, belongs ‘to you and, if you want it badly enough,. you will have to slit the plastic open to get it.

’ In the past, students have done little to alleviate ‘this attitude which, at times, borders on ania mosity. The student press, float parades *and various shenanigans have all served to reinforce in the minds of the local residents

. the image of irresponsibility. The faculty and administration ’ do take part in community affairs to. a great extent, but their ef: fortsare inadequate. Tours of the University are often arranged for intereste’d groups, but these

a groups’ are too .few. It is time, then, that the University took the initiative in cementing Uni- versity-Twin Cities relations.

~ A major advance in improving these relations could be made if an Open House were held at

have toward the University. Hopefully, much of this unfav-

We seek the aid and encourage-

ourable attitude will be dissipat- ment of the Faculty and Students of

ed by our actions. this University. The University should want a better team and this can be

If you want a laugh, tour the toy department at Towers. Wander amid the shelves heaped high with model Frankensteins and Ringos; no doubt ‘you will immediately notice a resemblance beyond that of both being made of plastic. Sniff some of the marvellous model-putting-together glue. Walk slowly and reverently past the slim collection of

,“educational” toys. At last, you will arrive ‘at the section , filled with goodies which are designed to. make boys more masculine - the war tays section. Bazookas, grenade guns, army helmets with genuine imi- tation-plastic camouflage. Tanks, walkie-talkies, pistols, demolition kits. The wirmer of the lot, however, is a two-foot ,high model of a remote control artillery piece which is capable of firing all sorts of objects at other people. Don’t just stand there admiring it - buy one. Take it home and aim it at your landlady or housemother. Set it up in one of your lectures and pop a “shell” at your professor. Take it to basketball games and hit one of the opposition (aim carefully) right in the eye. Bombard your roommate with missiles and get him to hate you. Or, better still, buy one for your kid brother. Teach him to use it in case he ever has to kill someone.

done in two ways: (1) improvement of the members of the present team

f=fcwe You Rekeivecf a Ticket? with the help of the Faculty and (2) use of the intellectual resources of

’ -. this university as they exist in the

If you have received;a parking ticket from the Waterloo Police, pay it! You have broken one of the many traffic by-laws (con- tained in a ten-page leaflet) which affect, everyone in the city of Waterloo. The traffic law which results in most of, the tickets is

‘ that which states that a car may l not be parked .on any street in

‘. Waterloo for more than three #hours - (sometimes less if posted). This iiicluges not only the side of the road but. als9 the boulevard nor ‘any part of city property ad- jacent to the road. This by-law has been overlooked, but now that w,inter is here, it is being strictly enforced in order to clear the roads and enable the snow plows to do their work.

students. l of ‘the city’s tra@c regulations to the University with the under- standing that #it would be pro- minently posted.

However, the University ad? ministration is also partly to blame. It delegated responsibility for making the by-laws known to the city police. The latter claim- ed that the University was responsible. The net result of this “buck?passmg” was that students remained ignorant of the traffic laws.

Help the university compete suc- cessfully with our Canadian and Am- erican colleagues. We often hear that we have a better system of education here’ in Canada than the U.S.; actions speak louder than words. We’d better prove it or just shut up! ’ ’

Michael Sheppard, Arts I Stepken Flott, Arts I , Craig Parkes, SC. I JFes Fisher, Arts I

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We are now experiencing one of Waterloo’s two seasons - winter. (The other season is July.) It is almost a production. to prepare to walk to the University each morning. Of course, you well-to-do students (or those of you with Student Aid\ Loans) who have cars will not. realize the significance of this ritual. On with scarves, coats, earmuffs, gloves and, perhaps, a hat. It is, in, a way, exhilarating (if by exhilarating you mean freezing) to walk up University Avenue each ,\morning, bucking the wind which seems nearly always to be blowing from the west. ’ Montrealer’s Viewpoint

Dear Sir:

The. failure of most students

We feel that the University administration is at fault in this matter. Students who enter Wa-

, terloo for the, first time are not aware of the laws of the city. May we, then, suggest that several copies of the Waterloo traffic regulations be posted as pro- minently as those of the Univer- sity have been.

I am not the super$itious sort, but every time the wind blows from

s to obey this by-law can be parti- ally blamed on the Waterloo

L police. They sent only one copy

Why make such a big fuss about Quebec and separatism? Our local papers try to evade the subject and allow minimum space at the last page to inform us of some demonstration or riot, we no -longer hold much interest for.

the east, I quake., In the past, on each occasion when I have been pushed up the, street by an east wind, something has, gone wrong. 1 have received tests with failing marks; I have written other. failing ef- forts; a crisis has developed in my love life; my roommate has frenched my bed; I have fallen on what seemed like solid ground. These and many other interesting events have occurred whenever the wind has blown from the east. May there always be a west wind blowing its damndest down University Avenue into the face of one slightly frozer lad who will, despite his shivering, be extremely happy. -

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, * ’ * TREASURE VAiU ’ 0 l l . . ,

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Bernard Bush, S.J. welded steel and brass rods

, The * title is taken from the first line of Psalm 130: “Out of ~ the deep have I called unto thee, 0 Lord.” The figure is that’ of Christ, and through Him, all-suffering mankind; brought to his knees, the suppliant raises pierced hands to God in the cry of absolute need. This psalm -

, perhaps dearest of all to the penitent or gieving soul - is powerfully ’ evoked in the stark figure, with its overtones of ‘the machine,. the steel building, the assembly line, or the / missile-gantry. ’

Dova Reception After the Nina Dova concert a

week ‘ago Friday a reception was held in the Faculty Lounge in the Arts Building. While all setting-up was handled by “the Theatre Administra- tion, the reception itself was spon- sored by the* University Folk Song Club. .This pattern ‘zwill ,be followed for future productions, ” i.e., some student special-interest group on cam- .‘-, pus will host the receptions for per- formers. That for the Canadian ‘~ players last Friday, for example, was handled by Professor Martin’s class (English 225) on Principles of Dra- matic Production’.

pheasants for, Christmas . .

, Miss Dova was very enthusiastic at her reception,,,saying she had never , had one like it before. What impressed her most was the fact that the students (not all, from the, Folk Song Club) sang to her for a change-- at her request. The students, also enjoyed the 8 opportunity to meet Miss Dova, finding her an interesting con- versationalist as well as an excellent entertainer.

That’s right! Pheasants are for Christmas. And while you “eat a treat” you Aare also helping the K-W Kiwanis Club pay for its good works. Order a brace now (that’s 2. birds, man) for yourself or as a gift for family or friends. Only $10.00 per brace ’ for. the best of quality. Eat now and pay later - no money required with order. The frozen, eviscerated birds are delivered anywhere at your direction and cost. Order from A. K. Adlington or Joan Thorpe, telephone local ,204, ) ( I -i ’

“The BOOK STORE will buy back -,Fed copies 6f The En&rh~g Questions, ed. Rader, at &OO per copy. -They should ,b& brought in by the end of -this term. ,

injustice, than a belief in immortality .

which- has often been used to console Dr. ,Lamont pointed out the fact 1 ,

humanity’s poor and ’ suffering rather that humanists are not ‘only concern-

than helping them. He mentioned the ed with the intellectual side of their

s&y about .a Bishop who consoled beliefs but conduct their own funerals

the bereaved mothers of the loss of and weddings. They enjoy colourful

their sons -in battle by claiming that proceedings as much as anyone else and ’ are just as. concerned with the

death in battle populates heaven at ’ an unusually faster rate and is there-

departure of their. loved ones . 1%

fore a good thing. ’ Dr. Lamont concluded by empha- sizing that life does not lose its ,mean-

a Dr. Lamont also does not believe ing for the humanist because of his . in God. If there is a God, He would rejection of immortality. His concern have’ to follo,w the laws of his own for his family, -humanity and other universe, and the result would be that human va1ues is more likely to be there would not be ‘an after life be- intensified when such a belief is re- cause of the inseparability of’ body jetted. lf .- . ,

Dr. Corliss Lament gave, in his lecture ‘Life’ after Death,’ a simple pre- sentation of why the humanist rejects belief in an after life. ,’

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, Dr. Lament began by agreeing with the New ,Testament version of the ’ , unity of-body and soul or personality. This ‘view of the ‘whole man,’ is gladly accepted by the sciences such as biology, psychology and medicine. But a, - a belief in the resurrection of, this unity of body and soul is another question. Dr. Lamont believes that he is justified in rejecting this belief due to the lack

, of any kind of scientific evidence despite his open mindedness to the, question. I . / ,

Christians ’ have , *

misunderstood \ and soul. The hypothesis of God is death says Dr. Lament by emphasiz- ing it as a punishment, for Adam’s

not needed by biology or by any of the other sciences so why not fohow

fall but at best this is only a partial the law of parsimony and reject, it? . \ ‘view of the matter. Without death there would not be any ‘survival of There are, however, ways in which

’ the fittest’ which is so necessary in the hum&rist can accept \ immortality.

the course of evolution. Hence, with-f- ’ These include; having offspring~~ the

out death there would not be thesur- fact that the particles of our, body

viva1 of man since there would not can not be destroyed’ materially; the

be any room for him. He called death . ripples of influence each individual

the friend of future generations be- can contribute to society, and there;

cause without it life could be likened fore history, even if ..he is, not famous,

to a dammed pool instead of’ a flow- can have a. permanent and.‘immortal

ing stream. ’ ’ , effect: the immortality of the human , race. There ‘is also a possibility that

Dr. Lamont claims that the, ethi- science may be able ‘to prolong hu-

cal implications of, the ,humanist view man life expectancy for an indefinite-

urge a greater militancy against social ‘ly long period. of time. ’ ~

At McMaster, hate literature is reported to have been ’ found in the main lounge of a university residence, Eight copies of a Nazi newspaper, the “Free American” and several copies of “The White Man’s Mission,” a book supporting negro segregation were distributed on campus.

Labelling John Diefenbaker, Tommy Douglas% and Rabbi Abraham Fienberg’ of Toronto as subversive, the “Free Ameri- can” added that the Minister of External Affairs, Paul Martin,; was “involved in the secret ,of Pacific Relations in 1944” and participated in a young Co.mmunist League tour.” J

Don Stephenson, McMaster Students’ Council president, said some of the material was pretty malicious. “They have a right to say it, but not to distribute it where we do~n’t want it.”

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Two members of the staff of the student union cafeteria at the University of Manitoba recently charged that students have assailed them with obscene cornplaints about cafeteria

-service. Th e o b scenity complaints are but another step in the increasing hostility between students and cafeteria staff. The poor quality of cafeteria food is the main concern of the students: Things are so bad that last ,month, the cafeteria staff threatened to sign a petition to get the students to, clean up their ,own garbage if students signed a petition protesting an increase in the price of coffee from seven to ten cents. U. of M. Students’ ‘Council advised students that complaints made to the student union executive would be more effective than abuse thrown at the cafeteria staff.

It took a while, but “the pharmacist who supplied drugs responsible, for the death of a Victoda College student at the University of Toronto last ‘spring has had his licence suspended ; , 1

Friday (Nov. 6) for ‘one year. This action was taken by the - Ontario College of Pharmacy as a result of a September 23 convictio,n against Roger S. Bodkin, (72, for selling the drug, wyamine sulphate, without a prescription. Mr. Bodkin was fined $100 on one charge while two similar charges ‘were suspended. At a June 18 coroner’s inquest into the death of

to the University. He also .warned that the newspaper would not be allowed to solicit advertising on campus. The Students’ Council statement referred to the Gazette as the only campus

-newspaper at Western. ,

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fourth-year Victoria College ,student Wayne Bruce Mackenzie. ‘Anything you can do, we can ,do better, seems to be the and other university studen& A friend of Mackenzie, John response from the United States to the new federal .student’i Penman, testified he had purchased the t,ablets and used some ~ loans here in Canada. Federally supervised savings and loan himself, supplying the rest to Mackenzie and other university agencies may now lend up to $10,000 to college students or , students at cost. In September, the university decided that their parents to defray educational costs. Education is now,. any student found using restricted drugs as pep pills would be suspended or expelled. \T

the largest single investment normally made in aa lifetime in. , . 1 the U.S.

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Seven students who resigned from the staff of the Gazette, ’ It had to happen.

student newspaper at the University of Western Ontario, are But in England? Authorities at Keel Un&rsity in Nor- ’ , publishing their own newspaper. The seven students, three them England clamped down firmly on a student proposal to editors and four writers,% left the Gazette last month followings a policy dispute with Gazette -editor-in-chief Rob Johnson.

’ sell contraceptives in a university shop. A, survey was made *by student leaders of 1,000 students and professors before -

Johnson had refused to publish a satire on fraternity life dur- it was decided to put the contraceptives on sale. The president ing Silence Week,, a week during which fraternities are for- of the Students’ Union said that contraceptives would ‘be avail- bidden to rush prospective members. The first edition of ,the able to those who want them. “We want to deal with prob1ems new mimeographed newspaper appeared under the name in a modern way and we don’t want to impose a morality Veritas on October 26 and was distributed free to about l\SOO ~ , ban.” He said he had heard of no, objection from religious students. The next evening Westerns. students’ council issued bodies on the campus. The Venerable George -.Youell, the a statement supporting Johnson and his right to exercise con- ’ university’s Church of England chaplain, said that he. was tro over the content of the Gazette. i ~ , . ~ . . violently oppossed. to the idea - “A facility of this kind is

Western’s commissioner of publications said the students’ quite out of place on the university campus.”

‘, council could not stop distribution of Veritas on campus but ..@. .w..

would not allow the new newspaper’ to use the; name of the . The’ Carleton University Pick-Up-Sticks Club has been University of Western Ontario or any other name. referring disbanded. \

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Thursday, November 26, ~641 3 I

On Immortality life’s Vainest Struggle T. R. Howard

Dubois to mean abstinence as far as possible from pleasures of the world.

Another time, another place,

Shall I be there?

To face once more the strain and rigour

Of human life

I fear

Would be too much

I think that having lived a life

Has earned in death

Xavier Morose A stirring in my heart of hearts, And then the far-off pounding starts To infiltrate my struggling soul- Oh no! I must retain my goul - Forget. Closer are the beating drums, Dizziness, then darkness comes And in the black my mind’s eye sees Your haunting face - don’t taunt! don’t

tease! - Forget. Silk and soft, that precious face; Recall a smouldering embrace That made my heart believe and trust - Dear reason, no! Please help! I must - Forget. Like a wind-whipped forest fire The memory of warmth desire And peace - all held within a smile Consumes me, mocking all the while - Forget? As soon brush off my life itself, Or lay my soul upon a shelf, As erase memories that hold A wealth of pain and joy untold - Forget? Ingrained within my inner being, Hearing, touching, needing, seeing What I’ve lost, what I regret; What I know I never will - forget,

DRAMATIS P,ERSONAE: .

Epistoicus: We do disagree, I use the word to fer to regulated enjoyment of the pleasures in world.

SOCRATES, a dead philosopher

VAMPIRUS, a vampire bat

EPISTOICUS, a synthesis of souls

THE HOUSEMOTHER, a living human being (shiver- it-g)

Wampirus: After having watched the developm of the English language during the last few ten ies, I am inclined to believe that yours is the m common usage, Epistoicus. The English speak people also call it Moderation. In the sense which you use it Socrates, they usually call it stinence.

SCENE: Walpurgisnacht at Venison College in the north. The Common Room is deserted except for Vampires1 the large, black bat hanging from a cur- tain rod. Socrates and Epistoicus enter and look about examining the room with great curiosity.

Eternal peace of mind

Without the threat of resurrection

Creating dark despair

Let me be the wiser

If I must be once more,

So that I can mark

The wrongs of others.

Rather than commit my ( 3wn

Let me help the rest -

Then, perhaps, one day

A man will die and rest

In everlasting peace.

Socrates: Then I propose that we use those words for the sake of clarity. Agreed?

Socrates: Well the scholars have it much easier these days, don’t they, Epistdicus? Look at all this luxury, television, crib tables, soft sofas. Remember the days of austerity when I sat on the handiest porch and talked of whatever. it was that puzzled me?

Epistoicus: That is a sensible suggestion.

Vampirus: I think so too, but to me, Tempera whether Moderation or Abstinence seems to m deadly virtue that cannot possibly bring man happiness. The world is full of pleasureable thi and men are full of desire for those pleasu How, I ask, can a man be called happy if he der himself the satisfaction of his whims. As long satisfaction is available while the whim is fr rated, he will fuss and fret in his bottled-up r lessness.

Epistoicus: But you remember, Socrates, that they have much more material to test for truth than we had in our days. Then too, they are required to know and analyse all our thouiht and findings. I sometimes wonder if their striving after fact hinders their search for truth. The Beatitudes

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Hail to the Puritan Fathers, And their great God; Industrious labour For they have striven diligently To transform the lust for life Into a lust for non-life.

Furthermore, when man’s only contact b the world around him is his sensory perception I can one expect him to find any pleasure in when pleasureable experience is denied that ( tact. You will probably try to tell me that r practise temperance in pursuit of happiness. v I will agree that they do but I do think it a that their very means to happiness denies tt the happiness they seek.

Vampires: Off course it does, Just look at those dialogue notes on the coffee table. The finished product of all that minced fact is going to be aimed at pleasing the professor not at proposing and demonstrating *some reality.

Hail to the Meek, Who have inherited the land, And with their pioneers spirit Hewn from it a solid steel bank-vault That whosoever cometh therein Dare not perish but must make the last payment.

Hail to those pure of heart, Whose virtue has built a nation. For they in their fresh blue overalls Have iiolated the virginity of the earth ’ And sacrificed her beauty to a prurient ploughshare.

Hail to the humble, The little women behind the littler men With their scrupulously saved pennies And cold white pillowcases. For from a cold pillow and an antiseptic bed They send forth the children of a frustrated age.

Hail to the diligent,

Socrates: Oh, it is you hanging there in the curtains, Vampirus. I mistook you for some wretched student, completely fed up with the runaround who had ended it all. Since they have begun wearing these academic gowns, one never knows for sure.

Socrates: Even if a man does satisfy his el whim, Vampirus, is that a lasting happiness wt he enjoys?

Vampirus: You have not changed one bit, have you? But really, it is quite laughable, watching them fuss and fret about defining something like Temperance in so many words, using so many characters, by such-and such a day, when I think of the leisurely fashion in which you used to treat such problems, Socrates.

Vampires: Not necessarily but it is happiness the same. When the desire returns later on, he satisfy it again thus filling his existence with riad and more instances of pleasure.

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Who toil for reward in heaven, For they build great cities to the glory of God Upon the shattered bodies of the pagan and the savage Whose beautious bodies they have covered with their filthy rags And crushed beneath the bricks of their commercial temples.

Hail then to all good men Those who go to church on Sunday And those who worship the Gods of progress and morality All those who deny their fellow man with vast, vague, absurdities Let them be cast into the midst of the sea, For these are the crucifiers of Christ and the stoners of Stephen, It is they who drive the poor to despair, It is they who drive the harlot into the street. Down with them, Down with them, They are the beastly bourgeois whom Lawrence decried They are the murderers of the poets And destroyers of our young men and women. ’ It is their self righteous pride that has created the bomb And by the hand of their just virtue Will the world be destroyed.

Epistoicus: Why are you alive today, Vampirus’

Epistoicus: Did you ever deal with Temperance,, Vampirus: Because I am a vampire. Becau: Socrates? Surely, you must have said something learned to love the pleasures to be found in about so fundamental a rule of life. world, among them the taste of rich red blood

Episoicus: Did you desire it often? Socrates: I vaguely remember saying something about it in connection with immorality, but I do not recall discu,ssing it at length. Vampirus: I still desire it often and whenever

desire arises I satisfy it as best I can. Vampirus: It would not have mattered greatly if you had. Temperance is no more than doing without when you need not and calling this foolishness wisdom.

Epistoicus: And did you not find that it arose increasing frequency ? Did it not enslave you that now unless your craving for lifeblood is s fied you are discontent and miserable? Has not desire become a need and its satisfaction a ne sity rather than a pleasure? For that matter, you satisfied and content now, Vampirus?

Epistoicus: But how can you say that, Vampirus, when you know that centuries of your own direct observation will and have shown the best lived lives are the pries which are sensibly and temper- ately governed ? Do you not agree with me Soc- rates?

Vampirus: Not really, but that is simply beci in my haste last night at the blood bank I m up some Rh+ with some Rh- and my digestion not been quite right since. Socrates: I am not sure. Are we all agreed upon

the meaning of the word Temperance? Perhaps we should decide that before we attempt to judge whether it is the best rule of life or not. I take it

Epistoicus: A fact which demonstrates that you longer rule the passion; it rules you. Your IZ

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sfaction of last nighi is raisitig, havoc it? your ~ em now. Would. you not prefer a more lasting pinesg? Are you ever comp/+‘ly happy nay?

ipirus: No I am not ever completely content I should mu6h’ prefer happin\ess that was con-

ous to that which, I ,have drily s.pasmodically.’

rat&: Then your *‘own ’ ekpeiiey,ce . has shown ’ proposition false. You,‘admi! that your moken-

happine& is. not th6 !rue happin&s which is plete and lasting. Since your life his de,mon- ted that intemperaiiqe is not the means to trve 3inFss, then temperance, the only other alter-’ ve tiust be the proper means. ”

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,toicus: But you forget, Socratqs, <hat be have l

rentiated between the’ two aspects of, tem’per- ?. It is moderation that would hqve saved ‘hi’h* ~ I ,his- present- misery. ~ ,, - I

., ‘ates: Why io yoti say that my fritind?

,I toicus: Vampirus, in hii’ ehjoyme;t of 3he j negl.ected reasqn and knowledge: H6 was ig- nt of ‘his, own )weaknes$es and of the fkelings lose arourid him. Am I not right; Vampires..

pires:’ l%tIy. i was: unaware of any weakness ’ my part, indeed, but .a9 for the censure and the of *those around Fe, I chose merely to ignore found it quite tiresome.

ttiicb: lgnoie ‘.it or nOtr the. displeasure was z, w%snyt it? . \ ’

ates: And it was hardly conducive to pleasure ?sume.

pirus: True, rt spoiled everything . e -, \

loicu$:. See, Socrates, how this time his ex- :nces reinfprce theI thinki<ng of tfiat newcqmer, ny Bentham’ w’ho talked of, true happiness Jn- ng the greatest g6od. for the gr?atest -tiuinber.*

. . 3 . virus: Rul&, r$es, rules! You k&w thtit ,means one has to ,be 3hinking c&-&a’ntly of the con-

ences of one’s actions and you also knQw that Eannot enjoy anythipg when one’s attention is ted td what posterity c? the man in the.forum ing to think. ,, .*: ~

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:oicus: On the c&tra&, (when’. ke is thinking , &II th~e’rnorea abl,e’.to et&y life. His most val- 2 tool in meeting the knowledge of his ohn nesses an’d of the,feelings .and >nee@ Qf thos,e

Sokraies: &t how ban that be, Epistoicus? Is it ’ not true that,for a, man’ to know ind set a- limit he

must first know what is on both sides of that limit? e. ’ , ’

Vampiruk: 1 I wi? agree with that. , .

Epistoihs: And so will I?

Socrates: And is ‘it riot so thai, ii we accgpt the statement that it is impo:sible to predict the \be- haviour of anyttiing with any certainty, a man cannot discover his ,,owri ‘cap6bilities and weaknesses unless he kxpeiien’ces them at least once? , # ,

Epistoicus: Tha’i is quite true, Socrates. sl ~ % .

Socrktes: Further, how can, he set l&oyn limits’ wiih& first going beyond those limits? There is .a great risk involved in going beyond to gain that ‘khoyiedg& my friend, Look at’vampirus, He ventur- ed beyond but when he gainedI.th& knowledge it‘ was t?o late for Kim to put it to bse. He was $[eady the slave of his own passions.,,Wotild it n,ot have been much safer for him as it’would:,be for all m&n, not to &nture across at’ all. ,,

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‘VAMWRU& Any leftovers frolm the Blocki Donor Clinic? ,

VamDirus: That was as kind as washing a J,w?uvd with acid. H-ave yo’u ‘so quickly for- gdtten y?ur theory of the greatest good for the greatest number, etc.?

L. v., Kreuger . Wh& :, is yonder creature i Whp walks alpne in the &owd - i Yet ,is a ‘crowd in ,loneliness? He is o& &cur&d of the pods, For he has been.shown - ’

~The ~Beauteouj Truth. df Dharmakayti, Yet been deni@

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The peace of Ni,wap,a, ~ .’ Tbrned away a? the gate;:

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‘Give? the mark of Prometheus That no Aman .may hari him, Destiped to be et?rnal ly killed ’ Yet never dying. The flowers and tees With ali- ihe great and tiny i C,retitures of Nattire Share with 1 him their mystic language,

‘-Yei like the earth and rock ,, ,from which ihey spring . He is fotbidden to reply- d ’ Forced to see and riot be seen, Forced tp hbar and n6t to be heard, Compel I@,, to love But not-al lowed to be loved.

Vampirw Concede th? poin$ Epistoicus. Hq is Socrate?: Forgive me Vampirus: I was just J , very. right in what he says.

4 trying to show that by practising abstinence such ‘my friend is the Bodhisattva. ’ ., -

Epistoicus: Very weI;. :. ~ one Guts oneself off froth the world of men and remains aloof from it. At death -the

Yet be not angry with *the God&~ , ‘. ~ For thus torturing a huhan sou~.

! \ . ‘, soul pure i,ri its life ofjabstinence is free to Without the willingness of man Socrates: - Besides, moderation is too concerned know the ibsolutet perfe,$tly -and thus The decrees of Heaien

with managing the pleasyres of the world of men. (achieves the one true hq,ppiness/which ‘is s Would fall tipon unfetiile ioil ’ ‘. ’

1’ ! , . .*- ,. not only lasting, but perfect and eternal as .

’ well- Whatsoe’er man does Epistoicus: But surely !he \gods placed them’ on

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e,arth to be enjoyed, Sotirates. I Episfoich: I - give in. As :usual , you are Is done in the fulness of his own freedom This i? merely the price qtie bays

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-. right. ,Only such a soul could- Sod&es: Grant me. this as did tt&! who-i~were

For &ekini to9 deepIp ;

with me in the la& hour of my life; that all thinks .The secrets if the Divine,

including the plea&res)of the wqrld a@ but -imper- &m&-us: some& is ‘coming down the For Truth is too large hall! It was nice chitting with- you, my L

feet copies -of the absolute ideals than trinscend friends but you had better disappear before To be held rn azhumap, vessel. ~

the ,wo-rld of rhe!. A/e thes& not like the appetisers they find out just hovv haunted this coIleke is. It must be poured out , > whrch conic b&foFe ti thin& y6t to. come

meal,’ hinting !of the good 1

s (Exe&t Socrztes and Epistoicus, Vampirus unt.ii exhaustedm ? Do[ not these. manifestations conceals himself ‘in th& curtains as the Yet this can never be done ri ,

of plebsure incite a man to seek!the absolute itself? Housemqther enters shiveritig and looks For Truth is inexhaustable- , , i : 3 I \

Epis&k ‘Yes they do,: Socrat&, althohgti I’-must

around.) . ’ ’ .b Think carefully then

adtiit that sotie seek: it in strange wqys and places.” Housemotldr: Gow that’ is odd. I .was sure - On the fate of Sisyphus. : !

I heard’ voices down h,ere, but thbre isn’t a He too *learned the secrets of the Gods. ’ ’ “ 7: f

c J . ’ x - soul to b? seen?,’ , Each day, he must begin to push Socyates: Then why should one was&one’s tipe ’

- &ith mer+ copies ?’ ‘jt- is far bet&r to. avoid the ’ ’ (Exit) His large stone -

~ Up a steep hill, pleasures of the world to avoid/ becoming too ‘at-

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tached to the tiorld;.cohtenting oneself with- noth- , ’ ’ h-tg save the absolute hbppiness. ‘. ’ , : , , The. St&m F~~~~~~~ay e Vadpirus,: But that is’like trying to Jive death8 S&Z- ’

d’ Ti R. ‘Hiward ’ ’ , The rock has again fallen; ~~

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The whit&flecked wave> , 4 Some fai d&ant day, perhaps, . - ~

. ~ , . - And stireeching witid 8’ IdI him, and of the idea- ,of balance and bar: ’ in living, that,iis ‘the idea\.of th!e G&d.Fn Mean. ‘ ~~sOCl'f.@S: EXWtly. The absolute ’ pbSUt% CWWlOt

pplying’ hi? reaspn to this knowledde,i man’2 is +, be achi&eg’ i,ri life and it yas, agreed at the same- Bit at the desolate Shore

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to Giscern the li’tiits which he mu+ set for time tha$,onlyJhe pure soul~~nb~rdened by an af- Devouring the rock witi’ salty spray.

I elf, so that in enjbying something, he does not ‘finity for the hearth can h3pe t@ be *drawn ‘“to the , , The;;tre& huddled close

his &pacify for enjoyment of that plhasure or absolute pleasure in the absolutb good ifter death. . To the !ark?ned earth,

it his desire to become, a cravi’ng which later I hope one ‘of my, students noted ihat -down; that ‘Theit iau!t boughs .bent 1 - ~

mes a, need. l-!e qa’n regtilate his enjoyment point was vital. .

’ . a Beneath th&storm. iat he maintains dign,ity &d pursu& his ple& ‘*’ \

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without hurtini his neighbour” He is able to Epistoiqsj Pla,to cQd. I yemember, his account ‘The sky was dark

,o! and divect his j,ntere3ts accordibg to the ’ quite c!e@ym AFd filled wi$ unkhowti sounds

:n ‘Mean so Jhat his pl%egsurFs includp both 2, ) + . And sudden flasbesi , I hleasures of the flesh, .and Ihepleasures of the Socrbtes: Then you will probabjy, alTo, remember :. He’is at alI times master of himself, leading , that the soul, ” bufdened tiith Wel$lu%t,, is drawn

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fhi,ms sensibly qnd’forcing from them?a varie,d, onious and’ continbous ple&u,re, svbported &Id

to the eatih a$. a-enall to a magnet., Take another In sheetd of gray irom ugly‘Iclouds above ’

riced by the good will, of those in his:&nviron- %ok at poor I/ampir+ts. He is so drawn to the ~ whi&, h;vered Iow world \hat in goodFess-knows how many centur@ of’ life, he has not died even once.” : As if l!o. watch is ‘-’ , . .’ .

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They will pity him ‘\ &d alfow his arms’ to weaken:- , Then hi will be crushed ‘% - , ‘~ And find peace

~KVB-“~- Until they sank<beneath ’ The blackened waves.

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\ For all the Ian! to slide -once more -

, ; Beneath the sea; ’ : ’ . A stro& of ‘light had .toin >’ 9’ ~

Beneath the weight of his own cross. , This is ‘it, my friend,

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To be a Bodhiqatttva. It is to trample c I ” ‘* On those nearest- one. :

lt’is to reb$ against. 1 , ’ All forms of Tyranny . 1 :’ . ’ Over the hearts and souls of t%an, f Including 6ne’s own Relentless- cavpaign!

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It is to be the probhet ‘. , - ‘. . In the deepekt hailing ’ ‘. “The voiqe of one &y’ing In the wilderness,

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By the listeners. . ~ , bj T.T:“. But Ias! and, cruelest of all, 7 ~ . .‘.? It is to be with the, God-Man ; , - I IJ Gethsemane, To kn6w that you who have iearned moie . . Must answer for more, ’ ,L To swe? blood, with the a$olute’ resppn$i- : ’

‘bility . 1 A ’ . Qf all mankind ‘upon one’g shoulders! , ,..*,: . The. t&es’,from c&grFgation -

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f It ,is here one prtiys for refease., 3 , And laid 3hem lowsfor-bud ’ I ‘1, .

fi TO St?ep between the k?lVeS

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‘(; . And sully verdant -green. ’ ’ ’ - - ” The prayer to start anew

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’ Only t6 fini that Qne’g fiithful companions *.. . ,; - l$ve, fallen asleep wQi 1st one was praGing.

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Dr. Rund, a visiting professor at the University of Waterloo from the University of South Africa in Pretoria, addressed a standing room only crowd on the Theory of Relativity at the Tuesday, November ,17 meeting of the Math and Physics Club. Dr. Rund is the author of two books and numerous articles.

He recalled the myth that there are only about a dozen people in the world smart enough to comprehend the Theory of Relativity and set out to dispel1 the fantasy.

Describing the experiments to test the presence of an ‘ether’ which was thought to transmit light waves, he pointed out that these experiments failed, but they showed a very im- portant conclusion: light travels at the same velocity no matter if mea- sured as the earth is moving toward the light source or away! This conclusion was considered inconsistent with the formulae of Newton and Galileo. Something was wrong and had to go. Lorentz proposed a set of equations to show the relative velocity of one body in a frame of reference relative to an observer placed in a different frame of reference, when the two reference frames have different velocities. ~ These equations seemed to solve the problems, but Einstein blew the world of Physics wide open when he applied the equations to physical phenomenon. He showed that “time” is NOT -absolute and that in considering relative velocity a new time axis had to be introduced for the second system. With this substitution an amazing thing occurred: a photon travelling at the velocity of light in one frame of reference was found to travel at the same speed relative to the second system! The velocity of light is a universal constant. This is the heart of Einstein’s Special Theory of Rela- tivity and it holds for all coordinate systems in constant relative velocity to each other.

Dr. Rund continued by plunging into a discussion of space and from a new set of equations drew the accepted conclusion that “three dimensional space” and “time” are insepar- able; thus, time is the fourth dimen- sion! With this four-dimensional space idea he developed the present idea of the curved universe, and concluded his talk with the notion that the presence of mass in space causes our geometry to warp. A resulting bending of light rays was predicted by Einstein and dramatically proved during a 19 17 eclipse by measuring this “bending” of light from distant stars as it moved past our sun.

Dr. Rund -closed by suggesting that since a corresponding theory for application to gravitational and electro- magnetic has not yet been devised, “a Nobel prize or two are waiting for the Philosopher-Physicist-Mathe- matician who succeeds in conquering this remaining challenge.”

LETTERS Continwed The University of Montreal’s stu-

dents are greatly responsible for bombs and such; but Sir George’s students of French language never ever think of it! They should be blowing up monuments and mailboxes, since they are in contact with English- speaking Canadians all day, and furthermore, since they have a greater opportunity to listen to their opinions.

Half of Montreal doesn’t even know who Maheux is, or the Parti Pris. Goes to show that the outsiders are more informed than us. Nina Kowalski, Mtl. Tech. Institute

Despite letters to all clubs, notices in the Coryphaeus, letters to all faculty and staff department heads, and notices on all bulletin boards, the response from this University body to give a few hours of time to work at Treasure Van, December 8 - 12 has been negligible.

The Treasure Van committee is now desperate for help to man the sales counters of Treasure Van.

Each college up on the hill has been asked to attempt to staff one day of the sale. Of all the students’ councils contacted, only St. Paul’s has acknowledged our request. Also they have accepted the job of staff- ing the Wednesday of the sale.

We have received positive help only from the Student Wives Club, the University of Waterloo Women’s Club, the Ukranian Club and a smattering of office personnel.’

We need over three hundred per- sons to give a few hours for our ‘sale. We realize the proximity of Engineer- ing exams and therefore appeal to Arts and Science Students, Faculty and Staff to man the sales tables at .Treasure Van.

Volunteers are requested to leave their names, addresses, and phone numbers at Annex 1, by phoning 744-6111 Ext. 405.

Times required: Tuesday 1O:OO a.m. to 1O:OO p.m. Wednesday 1O:OO a.m. to 1O:OO p.m. Thursday 1O:OO a.m. to 1O:OO p.m. Friday 1O:OO a.m. to 1O:OO p.m. Saturday 1O:OO a.m. to 6:00 p.m. or any part ther&of.

Parking Problem

Pin-Pointed?? by L. Wak

Not yet! The appearance of those little questionnaires on campus last week will not solve all our problems in the parking situation. The “Park- in g Survey” conducted on Tuesday the tenth was a success for the purpose intended, the only catch is that the label “Parking Survey” was an unfortunate misnomer. The survey was actually set up to ascertain the traffic situation and needs. However, students’ problems regarding the dis- position of their cars during school hours will eventually untangle, partly due to the conclusions drawn from the traffic survey.

The survey was mostly concerned with the planning of roads on campus, especially in the areas of ar- rangement, size and frequency of use, although the solution of parking needs may be a secondary benefit.

According to W. Lobbam, the Uni- versity’s resident architect, a separate and more unobtrusive survey has been going on for some weeks now, specifically designed to pinpoint parking problems. For this reason, the traffic survey was regarded initially with a degree of resentment by some here at the University because it was mistaken for an extension of the parking survey which had been drag- ging on for some time.

The traffic survey was conducted by “William Smith and Associates,” a highly qualified international organization from the United States who are currently working on traffic surveys in metropolitan London, Eng- land. Planning for roads is being done by the University in co-operation with both the city traffic commission and the provincial planning organization. The aim is not only to solve current problems and needs but also

to forsee and avoid traffic difficulties as far in advance as fifteen or twenty years.

With customary lack of spirit the students contributed very little to ad- ministrating the survey. Three students helped to hand out questionnaires and answer questions of those who were in doubt as to the meaning of certain questions; all other personnel were hired from outside.

In about two weeks parking stickers will be distributed; coincident with this measure will be the revision of the present system of parking as changes become necessary. There is at the moment enough parking space on campus for the faculty and graduate students; there will soon be room for third year students in the new parking lot on University Avenue. Officially students are prohibited from parking on campus at the moment, although in practice a certain amount of latitude is exercised in the enforcement of regulations. Parking space will be reallocated at the time the stickers are distributed and the strain of the present situation should be alleviated in the not too distant future. 1

In many American colleges students are not permitted to leave cars on campus at any time, so if a com- parative analysis is made, our set-up although awkward, may not be too bad after all. Cheer up - it could be worse, and it’s sure to get better soon.

Most students would rather “play the odds, than give up the habit,” said Dr. Holmes, a psychiatrist with the Alcoholic and Drug Addiction Research Council, speaking last Wed- nesday to a group of University students. Although alcoholism and drug addiction are uncommon in the college community, the use of chemical stimulants and depressants is not rare.

Dr. Holmes divided users into eight significant groups: I) the “lost ones” who have given up the search for a purpose for life, and have turned to a chemical substitute; 2) the high livers, who hide their insecuri- ties under a gay life; 3) the rebels, from religious or social standards; 4) the “hellers” who drink just for the helluvit - usually in hopes of perpetuating their youth; 5) those who use chemicals in relation to sexual problems; 6) those people trying to escape from academic or parental pressures; 7). the experimen- ters, who only want to try it out, but too often get hooked;’ and 8) those who use drugs to relieve the symptoms of various diseases, which usually indicates an underlying men- tal problem.

The Service Program, planned by the Physical Education Department, has planned a series of lectures for the students. Students would well profit by hearing these lectures, as they involve current social problems. For lecture times, check any bulletin board.

The Library - Delayed? Contrary to popular opinion, the

construction of the new Arts Library is not - delayed. The construction company is expected to be finished by December 15 and the interior de- corators should have their work completed by January 15. Shortly after the contract was signed, the construction company was given a two month extension of time. This little-known fact probably accounts for the rumour that it should have been completed in October.

by H. B. Canadian Commissions: The Canadian Broadcasting Corporation corn-

missioned VIOLET ARCHER of Edmonton, Alberta to write a choral cycle for a capella mixed chorus in six short movements entitled “Sing the Muse.” The work, written for the CBC’s Shakespeare quadricentenary celebration, was broadcast on the Trans-Canada Network on October 18, Miss Archer has also just completed an overture for orchestra, commissioned by the Ed- monton Symphony for performance at the end of November.

7k * * Pianist, Artur &?&stein’s concert in Moscow was dubbed “a holiday

for music lovers” by his colleague, Russian pianist Emil Gilels. Ticketless music lovers tried to batter down the Moscow Conservatory doors in an effort to attend the concert. The city’s blue-uniformed militia was called out to handle the overflow crowds.

* * * The 12th annual meeting of the Music Critics Association took place

recently in Montreal at the Sheraton Mount Royal Hotel. The theme of the meetings was state support for the arts, and, speaking for both sides of the issue were the director of the Canada Council, and one of the directors of the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation. Three concerts were given for/ the critics by local and visiting musical groups: a performance of “Carmen” at the Grande Salle of Place des Arts wtih the Montreal Symphony conducted by Zubin Mehta, a concert by the Montreal Bach Choir and a performance by the Tokyo Philharmonic.

* -* * Here is an idea for music and art in our own Theatre of the Arts, maybe

in year 2000: The Gallery of Modern Art in New York City has planned a series of short concerts this winter to present music by contemporaries of artists featured in current exhibitions at the Gallery. Twilight concerts will be given Tuesdays through Saturdays at 5:30 p.m. and midday concerts on Wednesdays, Saturdays and Sundays at 2:30 p.m. The initial program took place on October 6 with music by Max Reger, Hans Pfitzner, Hugo Wolf and Alban Berg, all contemporaries of Lovis Corinth, whose paintings and graphics were on view at the Gallery through November 1. A future concert will contain works by “Les Six”, to complement an exhibition of the works of Jean Helion. Program director for the Gallery concerts is Eric Simon, music director for the Friends of Live Music.

* * * The University of Wateqioo Dm is giving a concert tomorrow night at

the University of Windsor. The Duo is also playing Saturday and Sunday nights in Leamington.

* * *I As promised last week, here are some comments on the proposed folksy

series for next year: “In your Column (Coryphaeus Nov. 19th) you mentioned someone’s sug-

gestion that we should forget about the longhaired stuff and have a complete folksy series next year. My answer to this suggestion is NO. If we were to eliminate the longhaired stuff and concentrate on folk music we would be moving one step closer in creating one of Pete Seeger’s ‘Little boxes made of tickey tackey’ from which we would all emerge the same. The person who made this suggestion has lost sight of the fact that we have three thousand individuals on campus whose interests in music vary from Handel and Lead- belly. Eliminating any form of music from campus, be it jazz, classical, or folk, would therefore be dealing a great injustice to those individuals. My suggestion, to the people on campus and off, is that they try all types of music for they may find that they enjoy more than one kind.”

Don Flinn, Chairman, Folk Festivai ‘65. From Anonymous: “I would like to fully endorse the suggestion that we

keep up with the community and get down to earth. We could start with Flatt & &n.lggs and the Foggy Mountain Boys followed by the New Lost City Ramblers and coming to a crashing climax with Samantha Bumgarner (honest, she’s for real: plays a fretless banjo and sings with the ultimate in nasal twangs) .”

* * * On Tuesday, November 24th, Mary Simmons gave a concert in our

Theatre of the Arts. How many of the “three thousand individuals on campus” did you count?

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Athlete’s Foot-Notes /.

. by HardId Dietrich. . Senior Intercollegiate Cross-Coun-

try at Queen’s; ,

On Saturday, November 14th. the Senior Intercollegiate 5mile cham- pionship run took place over the Glen Lawrence Golf & Country Club in Kingston. Runners from seven universities covered the five miles without benefit of Caddy-carts or Cad- dies. There were approximately seven students from each university, but the rules stated that only the first five from each team, would score points towards the team total. Dave Knox, from McMaster, came first, beating out Bruce Kidd of Toronto. Our own Bob Kaill placed 6th. The team standings were as follows. Mc- Master first, Toronto, Queen’s, Water- 100, Western, Guelph, and McGill

last. Pat Galasso is pleased, with his team’s effort and has a- great deal of faith in the boys for next year. The team consisted of Bob Kaill, Andy Boyhcuk (12th), Bob Finlay (13th), Laurie Bridger (15th), Paul Heeney, Larry Watts and Harold Armstrong.

Curling Results for the Past Week: (November 10 & 12)

Tuesday liague ’

’ Chase def. ,Busch 11-l

Olympic diving the judges are concerned with the divers approach also. In the intramural diving half the time the approach couldn’t even be seen. A good example was t Pete Messener who would ‘start his 100 yd. dash from the steps at the end of the board, leap high into the air, landing on the end of the board exactly the way an angry forest ranger would land on a burning cigarette butt, and take off into the air above the water. Pete would then do his little trick and quickly disappear into the water before the befuddled judges had time to study his approach.

After the competitions were over an impromptu water polo game got under way. It was the boys against the girls (figuratively speaking). It was fatal to catch the ball and hold it for more than two seconds, because the opposition would immediately jump en-mass upon the poor recipient and submerge him ‘or her for about twenty-five minutes. The biggest com- plaint by the boys was the unfair use of fingernails by the girls. Many a male hero left the pool sporting foot long welts as a result of some fight with one of the female amazons for the ball. It was amazing the number of places one could find these welts

Solomonian def. Dietrich 7-S R&Ms Schnarr def. Rajnovich S-2

Renison . Hill def. Ireland 7-4

St. Paul’s Margolias def McKrachon 6-5 , , Engineering

. 24 pts.

20 pts.

17 pts.

Arts Thursday .League ~ Science

Hill def. Voloner 9-l . . St. Jeromes Stone def. Seibert 4-3 ! Conrad Grebel Treloar def. Atkinson 12-4 ,

10 pts

9 pts.

5 pts.

0 pts.

Britten def. \McNeil 7-3 .x2 72 I!? ’

Rajnovich def. Solomonian 7-4 Diving:

Da Silva 1st (Ren.)

lktr&y Pete Messener 2nd am Buchan def. Seibert 15-2

$2 72 * Schnarr def, Dietrich 11-7

200 Yard Relay:

Intramural S&h Splash St. Paul’s . 1st

’ Swimmers! On your marks, Pow! Renison 2nd

Big bodies, small bodies, long and 72 72 $7 short bodies, each doing its best to reach the other end of the- pool turn.

SO Yar?l Breast Stroke:

around and scrabble back to the Altraks 1st @wJ starting line. The majority of the Russ Collins. 2nd (Sci.)’ contestants were out of shape. Those ’ , that weren’t swam like Aqua-man on 7% A’ 72

his way to a hot date with a mermaid. 50 Yard Back Stroke: The styles were unbelievable. The breast stroke took on a variety of in-

Ken Graham 1st mw

terpretations, with one swimmer do- ‘Richard Kinread 2nd (R&t.)

ing his best to imitate ‘a, Polio-stric- * ken frog going down for the third time. “Free-style” ranged all’ the way 50 Yard Butterfly:

from free-drowning to free-flying. Bruce Semper 1st O%J W. Milne 2nd

There were diving competitions (St. P.)

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also, and a large number of the x-* *( * seventy-odd swimmers decided to give it a try. The only feature in

100 Yard Freestyle:

common with all the divers was the Milne 1st (St. P.)

fact that all wore bathing-suits. In Marsh 2nd (St. J.)

W.ESl= POINT, CORNEzLL, . . .-‘.. TREMENDOUi SlJb&S~WE LOST! -.

The Warrior weekend trip to West Point and Cornell was considered’ by ,

Women’sSports Don Hayes to be a complete success, despite the fact that. they lost both their games by a 5-4 score. Cornell is rated as the number one team in the Eastern

VOLLEYBALL TQURNAMENT ‘United ‘States and West Point as number four. At West Point the team gave’

’ Thursdays, November 12th and

an indication of what was going to happen in Cornell. Their playing had’ heen

19th. Seagram Gym was , alive with steadily improving throughout the game with the Warriors dominating in the

the noise of women$ volleyball teams third period. The Warriors oitshot West Point approx. 35 to 21. The scorers for the Warriors were Al Poole, Don Mervyn, Terry Cooke and Dave Pass-

from each of the residences as well more \ . as, two from the University. The ., \ 5 number of women participating in the intramural programme this year is improving with each event. This is certainly encouraging to the people running the programme and provides, much more enjoyment for the partici- pants. If the screams of laughter echoing from the volleyball courts were any indication of enjoyment,* then the women had a ball! Aside from a few minor accidents such as broken glasses, split shorts, bruised

According to Don Hayes the ,game that Warrior fans should not have missed was the one aganist Cornell. There were 5,500 people at the arena with about 1,000 more being turned away. The cheering and ~ noise at the beginning of the game was so loud and proCornell that the Warriors’ had an attack of stage-fright. The Sight and sound of 5,5Oq screaming fans resulted in two quick goals by Cornell. From that point on, except. for a 14 minute’ stretch in the second period when the. Warrior were at least .one man and for 6 minutes two men short, the Warriors dominated the entire play of the game., By early in the second period the Warriors had tied it up 2-2. Cornell went ahead 3-2, but the Warriors made it 3-3 a short time later. At this point the penalties began to fall like rain. A large number ‘of the penalties were a result of the difference between the American, and Canadian rules. which our boys were not familiar enough with. By the end of the period Cornell was ahead 5-3.

knees, trampled toes and swollen fin- .

ger joints, most of the women sur- ’ The third period was completely Warrior. The: score :became 5&. early; in

the period, and the War&ors were building up steam- towards their best effort vived long enough for the winners of the exhibition series so far. The Cornell team had been practicing for a to be declared as follows: good month every day, but the Warriors skated with them~in.,the z third; *hey

St. Paul’s 65 outshot Cornell 17-5, hit the goal post four times in the last four -minutes, and Terry Cooke, on a breakaway, fired the puck at the goalie who didn’t see it at

University 65 all. The puck hit, the goalie in the face and bounced to the ice. Terry slapped Renison 28 it into the net but the goal was disallowed because the referee made, some Conrad Grebel 26’ vague connection with the injury. Don Hays felt that the Warriors definitely,

~should Jhave won the game, except for the bad breaks and unusual ,penalties SPORTS DAY could have won it by a big margin.’ What the exhibition series has done is fire

Friday, November 27th and Satur- the team spirit up to the point where they are just itching to get at McMaster

day, November 28th, our women’s and the Toronto Blues this season. Don Hayes is lparticularly ~pleased with the teams condition. In all their games so far the Warriors have steadily .im-

Contiued on Page 8 proved their skating with the result’ that they are, outskating their opposition

NOTICES Come and hear about “A Scien- tific Approach to Genesis” by Dr. P. E. Morrison - U.W.0.l Biology Dept. - at the’V.C.F. supper discussion to be held on November 26 at Knox Church. Meet at 5:30 p.m. in Chem. Eng. parking lot. Cost: 75~. ALL WELCOME!

Biology Club Thursday, Nov. ember 26 in the Biology Am- phitheatre at 7:30 p.m. Guest Speaker: Dr. E. A. Salzen. To- pic: .“Beast in Man.”

Neuman Club: Tuesday, De- cember 1, at 7:30 p.m. in P-145. Panel debate on student, sex, and religion.

Fhess Club Meeting on Thurs- day, November 26 at 7:30 in C-136. Point system for evalua- tion of members’ standings and exchange of membership with WUC are among the many things to be discussed. Import- ant X that all members attend..

The Christian $cience Group will meet today; Thursday, No- vember 26 at 4:30 .in A-232. A warm welcome is extended to all interested in learning more about God and man.

Dance ‘Band rehearsai Thurs- ‘day at 7:bO in the Art’s Coffee

- Shop. All saxes welcome. We also need a guitar or <piano player who can read dance music or. jazz. ,

by a big margin, in the last period. Mike Durnam .was not with., the., team on the weekend and it is not known whether he has quit or is just catching up: on studies. After his initial shakiness Casey Soden,* MikeTs replkcement, did very well and Hayes expects that ‘the Warriors will not suffer if Mike Durnam! does decide to .leave. Bruce Watt ‘is rated as the Warriors best defenceman; and he was outstanding in both the West .Point and Cornell ~ games:, Tom Serth, who ,is a freshman, is improving very quickly according to Hayes. The, penalty killers, Jerry Lawless, Tom Love, and Bob Moyer got intensive work; outs over the weekend and performed admirably. On two occasions the War? riors were two men short, but the trio of Penalty killers prevented “Cornell~ from getting a single shot on the net.‘ ’ ~

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If you want to see a team that is as full of spirit as a team can possibly be, or if you want to see a coach that is as excited over his, team’s prospects as a coach could possibly be, come out, to the ~ game against the Chicken Hawks tonight. We can say that to all appearances we have the best team and the best coach we have ever had. This .year will definitely be a winning season. ,..:,.a. ~ . , ! c .. .

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U.of W. Runner S&&d in.&.C.C~ *x ! Bob Finlay, a first year student in

Co-operative Mathematics at the ~Uni- versity of Waterloo, came second to. Doug Kyle of Calgary in the annual Canadian Cross Country Champion- ships held in Hamilton last Saturday;

1Finlay ran for Toronto Olympic Club in the six mile senior. event. T.O.C. was second. as a team behind Hamilton Athletic Club. Three other’ runners attending the IJniversity of . Waterloo also ran in the meet. Robert

Kaill, Arts III, running for the East York Track Club was ,eighth ~ despite ,

’ stomach cramps. Andy Boychuk, En- gineering III, representing T.O.C., was, twentieth in a field of 56. Larry Bridger, Science I, representing TO:! C., competed in the junior event but a slight injury forced him to drop out. Finlay will help represent T.O.C. in Chicago next Saturday where the American Cross Country Champion- ships will be held.

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was stolen from the ytudents’ Store in Annex 1. The door was found open between three and four of these days.’ Students’ Store manager, Pat Mac- Kesy, said that $70 was stolei out of the till. He said that it was not possible to determine further thefts until a complete inventory was taken. Mr. MacKesy said that he did not know how the door was opened. Fur- ther investigation is pending.

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Renison now offers to everyone the best between-meals snacks on campus, for its own snack bar has recently opened. It is located on the ground floor of the new men’s residence; girls are welcome.

As all resident students know, second helpings in meat and desserts in college cafeterias are hard to get, so until now they have had to go to bed hungry or with one chocolate bar. The opening of Renison’s bar now enables all students to come over for a hot dog, pizza, pop or other fine refreshments, and sit or ,recline in the luxury of the cafeteria or lounge. The snack bar is open until lo:30 every night, but (unfortunately) closed on weekends.

Arts 14 30 Science 15 27 Engineering 86 21

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St. Jerome’s 3 14 College commented, “This is our way

Totals . 118 92 of welcoming students from all over

% voting was 69. campus. From time to time “special- ties of the night” will be featured with reduced prices.” ’

Final Stcmclings Proceeds from th; snack bar, in- cidentally, will help further the de-

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Women Ctint’d Varsity basketball team will be travelling to Guelpb O.A.C. to partici- pate in a tournament. This will be the first time that the University has participated in such an event, but the future promises many more. The women are anxious to wear their new gold and black uniforms. W.L.U. will be their first opponent on Friday night. Good luck team! Also participating ihat weekend will be a volleyball team, and a few lonely swimmers and badminton players. Un- fortunately, many of the basketball players will be unable to represent the University in any of the other events as they are carried on simul- taneously.

Swim Meet Results Final Stagdings: 1st University and

Renison tied with 34 points. 2nd St. Paul’s with 17 points. 3rd’ Notre Dame with 10 points. Diving: 1st Diana Bennett0

2nd Judi Wright Relay: 1st University

2nd Renison 100 Yard Freestyle:

1st Di Bennett0 2nd Deanne Davis

SO Yard Freestyle: 1st Hazel Rawls 2nd Di Bennett0

50 Yard Backstroke: 1st Di Bennett0 2nd Jean Cullen

50 Yard butterfly: 1st Judi Wright 2nd Marg Renstad Congratulations to Di Bennett0

on an outstanding individual performance. Thank-you to the Physical Edu- cation Department for the time and effort which made the Meet a great success.

Top Ten In the Nation

1. EDMONTON @5-Q 2\. Queen’s 60) 3. St Marys 61) 4. Manitoba wa 5. St. Francis W) 6. McGill (2-3-l) 7. Toronto WI 8. McMaster (7-O) 9. Western (1-4-l) 10. Ottawa WI

Five tables were in play Sunday, November 22 in the Arts Cafeteria despite the rather cool weather. Win- ners were Don Curran and Mike Wise; second, Doug V. Diak and Dave Monk; third, Peter Brown and Roy Shier; and fourth, Ted Hill and

. Dave Salley. Six tables were in play Sunday,

November 15. Winners were: tied for first, Bob Schives and Dave Weber, Rodney Wilton and Steve Lazier; third, Don Curran and Ted Hill; fourth, Frieda Gartenberg and Ester Lieberman. There was only one half point between first and third and another point spread between first and fourth.

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