2005

12 months on… oh the memories… highly disappointing not to see Bec’s twiggles out and about this season….

2005 2004

Twigs

Mrs refined-FIGJAM brought some curtains back with her from Italy…

Always refreshing to see a Big Brother hack getting their mug on camera again. Nice cans though...

No need to burn the house down to get his attention with this get-up….

Well played Ms Bailey. You can still poll a few Brownlow votes even at your age…

It’s the Brownlow Luke, not a Greek wedding. Have they got zips?

Banana dressed as an apricot… Walking/Talking proof that money can’t buy class. Although it can buy implants…

3/10 for effort, Vanessa; a matching handbag is usually a good starting point. And why are there party streamers hanging from your cans…?

Losing the Ashes is bad enough, let alone a white Gladstone Small getting around AFL circles as the worst skipper since Jeff Hogg…

Auditioning for half-time entertainment as The Eurythmics… or has Lleyton started something in the city of churches where you

hook into a sheila that looks like you…?

More 1980’s quality from Adelaide…

This isn't the Logies, Nick. Should have left the 19 year-old in the cubicles with a rolled- up 20...

Slight potential, but wrong, wrong, wrong. Who do you think you are? Kermit the

f*cking frog…?

What better way to celebrate winning a

Brownlow than some back-door action.?

Try-Hard Twigley Award Winner.

Almost sufficient height difference to square off her head, and lob a pint atop it…

Woman dressed up as ham…

Is that head painted on…??

Solid veterans form….

Gold Diggers….

Gold Digger #1 – www.hire_a_date.com.au

Gold Digger #2 – surely you didn’t return to the west for this piece Blacky….??

Gold Digger #3 – off west for you too Woey…

Vote Getters….

1 vote - and a pearl necklace to boot…

2 votes – only the similarity to wedding get-up costing her the medal…

3 votes – and your team-mate’s sister… such good work, it deserves another look…

Honourable mentions…

Croad’s All-Australian selection is becoming much clearer now…

Rising Stars….