THE ANVIL U.S.S. Hephaestus: NCC-2004 August 2014

ALWAYS ONWARD

A MEMBER OF STARFLEET INTERNATIONAL

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From the Ready Room 1

XO Briefing 1

Ship’s Log 2

Starfleet Marine Corps 3

Starfleet Renewal Reminders 3

Quotable Quotes 3

Treasury Report 4

Away Team and Activity Schedule 4

Jokes 5

Star Trek Fiction { 6

Star Trek News 7

Area Conventions 8

Reviews 9

Command Structure 11

WEB LINKS

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Editor MarkAdam Miller

Layout, Graphics and Publishing Brenda A. Miller

Marine Reporting Neil Yawn

Treasury Reporting MarkAdam Miller

HEPHAESTUS is the Greek name for the Roman

god of the forge, Vulcan. Birmingham has the

world’s largest iron statue, that of the Roman god,

Vulcan. We named our Starfleet chapter the

Hephaestus to give us ties to our city and to Star

Trek, which has had its own Vulcan since 1966.

Hephaestus forged armor and weapons for the gods.

We create our own “armor and weapons” here, in

our newsletter, so it is called The Anvil.

The Anvil, Issue 275, is the monthly newsletter of

the USS Hephaestus, NCC-2004, of Starfleet, The

International Star Trek Fan Association. All terms

and phrases from Star Trek are owned by

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Greeting from your Captain, Lately I have been trying to give a theme to the pictures in the Anvil. This month I looked up different genres that have been placed into Star Trek. I hope you enjoy the samples through out the newsletter. If you have a favorite then drop me a line either on my email or on the Facebook group.

I have added a little fun. In this newsletter there are five hidden starship ({) icons. See if you can find all five. Answers will be in next month issue. Note, this is not one of them. Do you have an interesting idea for the Anvil? Do you have a theme that you might want us to explore? Do you have an article, news story or fictional story that you would like to share? Then send you idea and stories to the email address below. Capt. MarkAdam Miller cohephaestus@bellsouth.net https://www.facebook.com/groups/Hephaestus2004/

Do you have an interesting idea for the Anvil. A theme

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Ahh. These lazy days of late summer. They call us to put our feet up and relax with a frosty glass of iced tea. And I’m enjoying every minute of summer and not complaining about the heat after the winter we had. On to business, well, interesting information maybe? Filming has started on Star Wars episode VII. On or around July 29 the cast and crew arrived on the remote island Skellig Michael, off the coast of Ireland to film for three days. The island is a tourist attraction because of an ancient monastery. It is also a Special Protection Area for the birds on the island, and it’s mating season for those birds. Birdwatch Ireland is concerned about the effect filming will have on the nests. The crew did obtain the necessary permits Concerning ship’s business, there is nothing pressing, so enjoy the rest of the summer. We’ll have the elections for Second Officer and the EC in September or October. That’s all for now. Pat Hicks booklady44@charter.net

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SShhiipp’’ss LLoogg July 12, 2014 – Captain’s Cookout

We had the Annual summer Captain’s Cookout. We cooked Hamburgers and Hot Dogs. Some people brought steak or sandwiches. We also had chips, cookies and pop to drink. Also a cake was there for Sue Ellen’s Birthday (Shhhhh. we are not telling how old she is just that she still looks 29). Star Trek and World Cup Soccer were watched on the TV. Also Star Trek Scene It was played. Donald won the Munchkin game. His prize was a gift card to Barnes and Nobles. Matthew won the Texas Hold’em Tournament. He beat his dad in the heads up round. Finally, Pete won Dalmuti with his prize being a Carmike Theater Gift Card. All in all a great time.

Attendance: 25 People

June 18, 2014 – Alabama Theater (From Ensign Donald Arnold’s log)

We had a great turnout for The Alabama Theatre’s showing of STAR TREK II: THE WRATH OF

KHAN. I, Captain MarkAdam Miller, his wife Brenda, and Roy Green were there. The Captain, a young

woman named Haley and I participated in the Khan screaming Khan-test. The Captain won, letting the young

lady pick first. She chose the TWOK phaser. The Captain let me choose next. I chose the STAR TREK II: THE

WRATH OF KHAN poster. Finally, the Captain got his prize; tickets to the rest of the season’s movies at The

Alabama Theatre. It was a great showing. “What’s on 2nd” in Birmingham provided merchandise for .sale.

They even had Vulcan Ale, providing one was of age, of course. All in all it was a great night. The Theatre is

always a great place even if your just there for the scenery. Of course, we also heard The Mighty Wurlitzer. It,

as always, was beautiful. It was my first visit and I loved it! This ends my log. Arnold out.

Attendance: 4 crewmen

Personnel Updates:

Ensign Donald Arnold is working hard in Starfleet Academy. He has received 4 more Cadet Star Awards. They are: Andorian Orientation College, College of Chapter Development, College of Genealogy and Caitian Orientation College. Congratulations Donald.

(If you have any news or accomplishments you would like to share with the group please email them to me at:

cohephaestus@bellsouth.net. Also your personal updates can give your Captain added info to help get you

recognition and awards at summit for your accomplishments).

For I dipped into the future, far as human eye could see;

Saw the Vision of the World, and all the wonder that would be...

-Alfred Tennyson

(U.S.S. Voyager dedication plaque)

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SSttaarrfflleeeett MMaarriinnee CCoorrppss Greetings,

Major General Neil Yawn will be promoted to Lieutenant General at the IC this year.

The 654th MSG is looking for members. There is a completely different set of Academy schools for those

trying to get the Boothby awards. There is no pressure in joining. There are two categories: Active which

means all ranks will be Marine ranks, and Reserve which means you stay primarily Fleet and only use Marine

ranks when doing marine stuff. Contact Major General Neil Yawn if you are interested or have questions.

Looking to boost your Boothby Awards? The Starfleet Marines Academy may be your answer. Check out

what SFMC Academy has for you.

Major General Neil Yawn, OIC 1 BN, 2BDE, OIC 654 MSG

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Robinson 09/15/14 Arnold 11/30/14 Youngblood-Yawn 11/30/14 Potts Family 03/05/15

Mohney Family 03/11/15 Mangina 05/15/15

Green 06/04/15 Hicks family 06/16/15 Lindsay 06/18/15 Miller Family 08/26/15

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Janeway: Mr. Kim, we're Starfleet officers. Weird is part of the job.

*****

Paris: "Captain, I think I should tell you I've never actually landed a starship before."

Janeway: "That's all right, Lieutenant, neither have I."

*******

Chakotay: "Trapped on a barren planet and you're stuck with the only Indian in the universe who can't start a

fire by rubbing two sticks together."

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Description Payments Deposits Balance

Beginning Balance $ 130.00

B&N Gift Card $ 10.00

Carmike’s Cinema $ 10.00

Captain’s Cookout food $ 50.00

Poker profit $ 10.00

Ending Balance { $ 70.00

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DATE EVENT/TIME LOCATION/ACTIVITY Aug 2, 2014 Anvil Deadline cohephaestus@bellsouth.net Aug 8, 2014 Poker – 7 pm Paul Mohney’s House Aug9, 2014 Social – 7 pm Mohney’s House Sept. 5, 2014 Anvil Deadline cohephaestus@bellsouth.net

Sept. 12, 2014 Poker – 7 pm Pott’s House

Sept. 13, 2014 Social – 7 pm Mohney’s House Oct. 3, 2014 Anvil Deadline cohephaestus@bellsouth.net Oct. 10, 2014 Poker – 7 pm Burtyk’s House Oct. 11, 2014 Social – 7 pm Mohney’s House Nov 1, 2014 Anvil Deadline cohephaestus@bellsouth.net Nov. 7, 2014 Poker – 7 pm Burtyk’s House Nov. 8, 2014 Social – 7 pm Mohney’s House

ALL EVENTS AND TIMES SUBJECT TO CHANGE, PLEASE REFER TO THIS

SECTION FOR UP TO DATE INFORMATION

Janeway: "Dismissed. That's a Starfleet expression for 'get out.'

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Jokes

Q:Where do Red Shirtsgo to work out?

A:The He’s Dead Gym

****

Q: How many Klingons does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: TWO: One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all of the credit.

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Q: How many Klingons does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: NONE: Klingons aren't afraid of the dark.

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Q: What do the Klingons do with the Klingon who replaces the bulb?

A: Execute him for cowardice.

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Q: How many Vulcans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Approximately 1.00000000000000000000000000000000

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Q: How many Borg does it take to change a light-bulb?

A: All of them!

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Star Trek Fiction

Star Trek: The New Adventures: Time Travel: The Shoot Out

By: Donald Arnold

The entire saloon was quiet. Bill drank a glass of water, walked outside, and waited. The clock

struck noon as James Arman walked out of the bank. He snarled, “You ready to die?” Bill

didn’t speak. He didn’t tell the Cartwrights he was leaving when he did. He waited without

response. “I said are you ready to die, kid?” James snarled again. Bill responded, “It’s nice that

you still have an imagination.” That’s all Bill had to say. A man popped up on the roof of the

bank, one on the side of the saloon, and two out of the alley by the local barber shop. People

watched through the windows. “You’re outnumbered. This just means a quicker death,” Bill

looked somewhat disturbed at the surprise number. But that’s when he heard the hooves of

horses. The preacher stood in the door of the church, praying for peace in the situation. Bill

looked over his shoulder as James cussed at him and swore he would die. His men cocked their

guns. The horses came in view then. It was the Cartwrights, Spock, and even Leah McCoy.

They all drew their guns and so did Bill. Six against five, that’s how it started. Bill eyed the

man on top of the bank and fired. The man fell. The two from the alley were shot down by

Little Joe and Hoss. Adam and Leah took out the one by the saloon. Bill and Ben looked at

James. He started shooting, missing them both and nearly hitting Hoss. Bill fired. James fell.

The sheriff rushed out of his office to make congratulations. After accepting and bidding

goodbye to the Cartwrights, Bill and the others rode out of sight. They got far off, beamed up,

and that solved one problem.

After materializing, Bill went to the bridge. He tapped his staff and they warped out.

Destination: home, the future. Spock asked, “Captain, now that we’ve returned, where do you

think we should visit next in time?” Bill said, “Next time, we time travel, I’ve heard of this great

little town called Mayberry. For now though, we can rest.”{

No sooner had he said that than suddenly Alexander said, “Captain, Qo’nos is hailing.” Bill

responded, “On screen.” It was Martok, who said, “Captain, we have a problem.” Bill asked,

“What is it?” Martok then went pale as he recounted, “The Cardassians have attacked Andoria

and are threatening war. They’re blackmailing us with something very important.” Bill

pondered, “Important?” Martok nodded, “The Sword of Kahless.”

THE END…?

(Donald Arnold is a member of the Hephaestus and has written many Star Trek fan fiction. If you have any fan fiction you would like

to submit then send me your stories at cohephaestus@bellsouth.net)

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Star Trek and Sesame Street

Do you know how to get to Sesame Street? In the coming year it looks like being a nerd might be the way

to get there. Sesame Street is going to do a parody

Batman – The Dark 9 will see character of Captain Kirk, Princess Leia, Doctor Who, The Deleks, Superman,

X-men and many more. Also the show will be

Special guest this year is Sir Ian McKellen.

Captain Picard (Sir Patrick Stewart) will

To see a preview goto:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgxycSKCL2U#t=14

(www.trektoday.com)

NASA and Kirk Tweeting

Some of you may remember back in 2013, Shatner tweeted Astronaut “@Cmdr_Hadfield Are you tweeting from space? MBB”(My Best, Bill)Replied,“@WilliamShatner Yes, Standard Orbit, Captain

On Saturday Aug 2, Shatner asked, “How is

NASA doing their best geek replied,“@WilliamShatner Good day, Captain. #ISS is in standard orbit and Commander Swanson has the conn. Hope you’re having a great weekend!”

“Very good news,” said Shatner.

NASA sure does know who their fans are…

(www.trektoday.com {and other sources

William Shatner Injured William Shatner was injured in a horThis did not slow him down. He still made an appearance at San Diego Comic Con. He was in a wheel chair and said he was in pain but he would be fine (Did I miss something? You have an interesting news item from Star Trek? Then send me your

articles at cohephaestus@bellsouth.net)

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Do you know how to get to Sesame Street? In the coming year it looks like being a nerd might be the way

Sesame Street is going to do a parody of Comic-Con with Numeric-Con. Elmo d

The Dark 9 will see character of Captain Kirk, Princess Leia, Doctor Who, The Deleks, Superman,

men and many more. Also the show will be parodying Game of Thrones, Harry Potter and the Avengers

Special guest this year is Sir Ian McKellen. Since he is a good friend of Sir McKellen, d

will not be far behind?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgxycSKCL2U#t=14

ack in 2013, Shatner tweeted Astronaut Chris Hadfieldfrom space? MBB”(My Best, Bill). Hadfield

“@WilliamShatner Yes, Standard Orbit, Captain. And we’re detecting signs of life on the surface.”

Shatner asked, “How is @NASA doing today?”

“@WilliamShatner Good day, Captain. #ISS is in standard orbit and Commander Swanson has the conn. Hope you’re having a great weekend!”

does know who their fans are…

and other sources)

William Shatner was injured in a horse riding accident. The horse was fine but Mr. Shatner wrecked his leg. not slow him down. He still made an appearance at San Diego Comic Con. He was in a wheel chair

ut he would be fine in a couple of days.

(Did I miss something? You have an interesting news item from Star Trek? Then send me your

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Do you know how to get to Sesame Street? In the coming year it looks like being a nerd might be the way

Con. Elmo dressed up as

The Dark 9 will see character of Captain Kirk, Princess Leia, Doctor Who, The Deleks, Superman,

Game of Thrones, Harry Potter and the Avengers.

Since he is a good friend of Sir McKellen, does this mean that

Chris Hadfield,

And we’re detecting signs of life on the surface.”

“@WilliamShatner Good day, Captain. #ISS is in standard orbit and

but Mr. Shatner wrecked his leg. not slow him down. He still made an appearance at San Diego Comic Con. He was in a wheel chair

(Did I miss something? You have an interesting news item from Star Trek? Then send me your suggestions and

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Area Conventions For additional Cons please go to http://www.southernfan.com/calendar.htm

This section lists Cons that might be if interest to our group. It is not intended to be a complete list. It appears that there are no more Cons in our area of interest for the rest of the year. If I’ve missed one, please let me know so I can list it in the next issue.

August August 29-September 1 – DragonCon – Atlanta, Georgia

http://www.dragoncon.org

DragonCon is the largest multi-media, popular culture convention focusing on science fiction & fantasy,

gaming, comics, literature, art, music, and film in the universe.

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Reviews

X-Men Days of Future Past

By Donald Arnold

(Spoiler Alert – May be spoilers in the article)

This movie was very good in terms of how they are taking the franchise. Let’s start with the dystopian future.

That and its character design were great. Next, the past, one of the biggest movie points, which they portrayed

the past, its figures, and so on amazingly. The one thing I wasn’t fond of was the fact that the sentinels of the

future looked like the Destroyer from Asgard got ripped off. Now, to the plot points. Okay, Wolverine and

Victor weren’t recruited until after this past timeline. Now, they seemed to always be together but not in DOFP.

Where was Victor? Was he conveniently not there at the time these events were taking place? A good point

was the part of the Professor we never saw before, the distraught young man who had lost the hope he once had.

It was played very well. Quicksilver and his family left much to the imagination. They even hinted perhaps the

father of Quicksilver was our metal-bending friend Magneto. Now, questions. Where were Cyclops, Storm,

and the other famous ones when they were needed? They didn’t appear in the past. Mystique was the

dangerous villain-like character. Even Magneto was playing good, for the moment. That all changed when he

had a chance to turn into the Magneto we know. The last main scene shows the new future which people will

love. The post credit scene is our big peek into X-Men Apocalypse.

RATING: AAAAa

The Last Dragon (Throwback Review)

By Donald Arnold

(Spoiler Alert – May be spoilers in the article)

I recently watched The Last Dragon. I have to say I loved this movie. Now

for those of you who haven’t seen this, you should. For those who have,

you know what I mean when I say that Bruce Leroy takes it in this movie.

This movie follows a young man who is a karate teacher, and has

supposedly learned all he can. When he wishes to learn more, he’s sent to

find “The Master.” He searches in a fortune cookie shop, faces Sho’Nuff,

the Shogun of Harlem, battles an evil music producer trying to get his

distasteful artist through in the business, and finally battles for the girl of

his dreams against all odds to find out who The Master is. Win or lose,

there’s something inside of him he must discover in this movie that is

amazing for fans of karate as well as a great movie.

RATING: AAAAA

(Did I miss something? You have an interesting movie or TV show you would like to review or be reviewed?

Then send me your suggestions and articles to cohephaestus@bellsouth.net)

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USS HEPHAESTUS

COMMAND STRUCTURE

COMMAND STAFF EXECUTIVE COMMITTEE

MarkAdam Miller, Captain – Commanding Officer Pat Hicks, Fleet Captain – 1st Officer

Brenda Miller, Lt Cmdr – Second Officer

SueEllen Mohney, Captain Denby Potts, Rear Admiral Danny Potts, Rear Admiral

SCIENCES NAVIGATION

Roy Green, Brigadier, SFMC – Archaeology and Anthropology

Pete Mohney, Admiral

COMPUTER SCIENCES ENGINEERING

Danny Potts, Rear Admiral Flo Hurst, Commander

COMMUNICATIONS SECURITY

Brenda A. Miller, Lt Cmdr Pat Simmons, Lt Cmdr

Melissa Boartfield, Crewman

Roy Green, Brigadier, SFMC – Security Intelligence, Chief

OPERATIONS MARINES

SueEllen Mohney, Captain – Chief of Operations and Counselor

Shelia Benton, Lt Col – Stampede Coordinator, SFMC

Neil Yawn, Major General, SFMC Roy Green, Brigadier ,SFMC

Shelia Benton, Lt Col Brenda A. Miller, Lt Cmdr

– Ships Administrative Assistant Lynnette Yawn, Lt. – Ships Galley Officer

MEDICAL AMBASSADORS

Shelia Benton, Lt Commander – Chief Medical Officer, SFMD

Mike Burtyk {

CADET TRAINING UNASSIGNED CREW AND CIVILIANS

Matthew Potts, Petty Officer Katrina Mohney, Cadet Crewman

Tara Mohney, Cadet Athena Youngblood, Cadet

Gloria Greening, Lt Edward deGruy, Lt Cmdr Renee Gainer, Lt JG Donald Arnold, Ensign Diedra Robinson, Ensign

Haley Youngblood, Crewmen Phillip Mangina, Red Shirt

Dennis Evans, Fleet Captain(ret.)