Coeds' Compu soy err Work Plan Enforce d War Training Pla n To Stress Specia l Work ; W eekly P T 0 WITH THE INSTITUTION of compulsory training fo r women this year, U .B .C . is brought in line with othe r No. 1 Canadian universities who give war training to co-eds . At a mass meeting of women last spring, Varsit y co-eds asked for compulsory war training . All slimme r a committee worked on the scheme and this fall wome n will follow a strict course . Stop Pres s • Ali women are request - ed to attend the W.U .S. meeting at 12 :30 today i n Arta . 100 . This meeting i s the one previously schedul- ed for tomorrow, as liste d on page 4 . . VOL . XXV VANCOUVER, B . C ., TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 22, 194 2 OTC Lectures Cut ; Sis I Boom ! Ah .h•h ! First Parade Sat . At a meeting of all women hel d Friday, September 18th, Dea n Mawdsley outlined the plan whic h co-eds must follow this year . Sh e mentioned that students are luck y to be able to attend university , when so many other institutions i n Axis - controlled countries hav e been closed and women have bee n relegated to positions in munition s factories and have been sent bac k to the home, By ANDY SNADDON • THE THIRD YEAR of compulsory military training fo r the male population of the University will see severa l changes in the type of training given to the C .O.T.C . Most important of the changes is the announcemen t that this year lecture work will be cut to a minimum an d that the emphasis will be placed on practical work . Lieut. - Col. G . M . Shrum, officer commanding, announced that th e time devoted to military lectures this year would not excee d one hour a week . t INTRODUCTIONS Dean Mawdsley welcomed th e freshettes and introduced Dr . Joyce Hallamore, Faculty Advisor i n Women's War Work and Mis s Grace Moore, Women's Physica l Education Instructor . "You are not here just for a good time," Miss Mawdsley said , "But we all hope you will enjo y University in spite of the difficul t times," She stressed the fact tha t the University is now going int o it's fourth year of war, and tha t all students must buckle down an d do their share of war work . The Physical Education progra m demands one hour a week fro m each woman student . Classes in - clude such sports' and exercis e courses as Keep Fit, archery, bad- minton, rhythms, volley ball, bask - etball, and golf . The actual war work Include s one hour, a week of either Re d Cross Room, First Aid, or Hom e Nursing, which are open to al l women students, or one hour a week of may reading, motor mech - anics, day nursery, or measure - ments and instruments which ar e open to students who have com - pleted their first year , The Red Cross, one of the mos t important items on the war train - ing plan, includes lessons in sew - ing, knitting and smocking for be - ginners . Smocking classes will b e held on Tuesdays and Thursday s at 1 :30 p .m . and general work classes for beginners on Frida y mornings. Red Cross room classe s are limited to 30 tsudents . Thla year all men will take on e hour a week of physical education . . in previous year the oflcer a Training group did not take an y P .T., however the conversion to practical training Includes a week- ly gym session for the aspirin g officers . This will mean that there I s very little difference betweea th e basiv and officer group, howeve r they will be maintained as separ- ate units again this year . Instructor's parade will be held soon and all men who wish to ge t Into these classes should watch fo r further information at the order- ly room . In the instructional staff som e new appointments have been made . Major Johnny McLeod, chief in- structor last year, has been trans- ferred to the No . 112 training cen- tre at Chilllwack . The new chie f instructor will be Captain Moore - house, who came to the C .O .T.C . frpm the training centre at Vernon . Moorehouse is a graduate of Sand- hurst military college on Eng- land, and served with the Lancas- hire regiment of the British Im- perial Army Prior to the war he was on the teaching staff of th e Shawnigan Lake Boy's School on Vancouver Island There will be another appoint- ment made to the instructiona l staff, however no definite wor d has been received in the orderl y room to date . 2nd Lieutenant S . E . Walmsle y has replaced Lieutenant Klinck- hammer as adjutant to Col . Shrum . Mr . Walmsley is a former U .B .C . student and was teaching at Kit- silano High School up to the time of his enlistment . Sgt. Henry Eva will be in charg e of the orderly room. RSM Hen- derson and Sergeant-instructor s MuWne and Heffernan will again retain to put the troops through their paces. All men at present on strength should call at the orderly room to draw uniforms . No deposi t will be r'egtthed this year. The haft parade will be held Saturday, September at 10 0 hours. The fee for this course is $1 .00, a reduction from the usual fee o f $2.00 . Classes in Home Nursing ar e limited to 20 . Miss Margaret Kerr will instruct in the First Al d course and Miss Mary Henderso n and Mrs, R . E. Langton will assis t with the Home Nursing . Class standing will be withhel d at the end of the year if examina - tions are not passed in the e classes, or if satisfactory work an d attendance has not been made at the Red Cross Room . Map reading and drafting supple . menta the motor mechanics. This course is a valuable one to thos e students who took motor mochas. ics last year. A driver's license i s required for those planning to tak e motor mechanics. The exam i n map reading and drafting if take n after the motor mechaqs course , gives the student the rating of a third class army driver . Th e course deals with how to rea d maps, survey work and allied sub - jects. TENTATIVE PLANS The das nursery and measure ments and instruments courses ar e tentative as yet . If ten student s enroll in the Day Nursery cours e it will be given, and up to 40 stu - dents can be handled . This la a valuable course as a certificate would qualify the student to assis t in air raid shelters in the even t of an air raid . Prerequisite is Psychology A or 1 . If the demand is sufficient, the a , course in measurements and in - struments will be given . Physic s 1 is the only prerequisite . On com- pletion of the course, the studen t would be qualified to take a posi - tion as inspector in a munitions ' factory. Medical examinations for all stu . dents enrolle din the Physical Ed- ucation Program are required . Advanced , courses will be give n in certain subjects, preference be - ing given to upperclasswomen These courses include map readin g and drafting, motor mechanic , day nursery, and a possible cours e in measurements and instruments. Brockel bank Leaves - - N o Govt . Course s e NO COURSES in governmen t are offered on the campus thi s year, Because Professor W . J. Brockelbank, former professor o f government courses, has left fo r the University of Kansas City al l such courses are discontinued. Courses affected include Consti- tutional Government, Introductio n to the Study of Law, Imperia l Problems, Problems of the Pacific , The Relations of the Dominion an d Provinces in Canada, and Publi c International Law . Frosh Rules Continue ' Despite Curtailmen t • FROSH THIS YEAR were received with a very muc h curtailed initiation program . Foremost in the minds o f th "welcoming" committee seems to have been the retentio n of their dignity . That means no more unmatched shoes o r stockings, no more rolled pant legs, no more aprons or gree n ribbons . • THIS IS JUST a sample of pulchritude to come . The Ubyssey caught these four swee t little, curly-haired freshettes as they looked over the campus Friday, convoyed b y a big sister . From left to right, the darlings are : Big Sister Royden MacConachie, Mar- garet Radcliffe, Vancouver ; Barbara Greene, Vancouver ; Lorna Shileds, New WeslMinster ; Barbara Graham, Calgary, and Joan Clarke, Vancouver , • Editoria l The Fourth War Session CLASSES LIMITE D First Aid classes are limited t o 100 students . This course demands two hours a week either before or after Christmas . The St . John's Ambulance course is the one used . Traditional Function s Will Welcome 'Freshme n • FRESHMEN and freshettes will be initiated into Varsit y traditional style this week, commencing with the Cair n Ceremony at noon on Tuesday, September 22 . The Cairn is situated on the Mall between the bus stop end the scienc e e s, Fire figh ter To Spea k Friday, 12 :3 0 e MR . RUDOLF HAYBROOK , of the London Auxiliary Fire Ser- vices, will speak to the student s in the Auditorium, Friday at 12 :30 , as the first pass feature of the year Mr. Haybrook, an accomplished painter, as well as speaker, ha s been addressing numerous organi- zations in the city and has bee n acclaimed as a brilliant and witty speaker . A strong advocate of civilia n defense, Mr . Haybrook is urgin g that every man and woman, a s many as possible, become a train- ed member of civilian defense . "There are never too many fire fighters," he says . "Civilian defense means every - one, man, woman and child," stat- ed Mr . Haybrook . "In Britain two out of every three people are i n the war effort . " Admission for upperclassmen will be their passes and al l Freshmen will be required to at - tend, Shirley MacDonald, John Powell , Norman Campbell, Elizabeth Lock e and Don Newton . The two latter will take the places of Nanc y Bruce and Lister Sinclair who ap - peared in the play last year . The Fresh Reception, climaxin g the initiation period, and fro m which the freshmen and freshette s emerge full-fledged undergrad - uates, will be held on Tuesday , September 29, Contrary to earlie r reports, it will not be held at th e Hotel Vancouver, but in Broc k Hall as usual, in an efort to cu t expenses to the minimum . Owing to the extremely hig h registration in the fresiune n class, the dance will be restricte d to first year students . Since there are fewer women in the class , however, the men will be allow - ed to buy a ticket so that a Vars - ity girl may attend . Tickets are given free to all Fresh. Dal . Richards, his orchestra, an d Miss Beryl Bodnn will provide th e music Still remaining, however, are th e placards and the ban on makeup , and all those forbidden practices : no walking on the grass, no mixe d fresh couples . The green ribbon s have been replaced this year b y green buttons, horribly reminis- cent of Boeing buttons, an origina l idea of Aw ua .e*nt Ywrr a IDEA "SWELL " The concensus of freshman opin- ion is that the Idea is 'swell', i n spite of the hazards that had t o be undergone to find out . One meek looking freshman burst out with a sympathetic but startlin g "Say, Bub, why didn't you come ' out in the morning when you wer e supposed to . " There existed only one complain t as yet against the fresh buttons , as voiced by a little group o f senior metric students, Arts '4 5 you know, who were pointin g grimly at the Arts '48 on the but - tons and muttering dire threat s against no one in particular . FROSH RULES In spite of curtailment of th e usual frosh regalia, there are stil l various hard-and'fast rules tha t frosh must obey : 1. Freshmen are asked to get a military haircut . 2. No freshmen and freshette s may be seen together during th e Initiation period , 3. No fresh are allowed to wal k on the grass. 4. All frosh must doff their hat s to upperclassmen . 3 . Freshettes may n o t wear makeup of any kind . 8. All frosh must relinquish their seats in the caf and Librar y to upperclassmen . Fresh nc q following these six simple rules will be properly chaa- tised by upperclassmen, building . Freshettes will have their first taste of social life in the Cat o n Tuesday afternoon, when thei r "Big Sisters" take them to tea, At this function the various clubs on the campus have displays, an d explain their program for the year . A tea dance will be held in Broc k Hall on Wednesday, the 23rd fro m 3 :30 till 8 p.m . Music will b e broadcasted from records over th e P .A. system . Fresh and upperclass - men will be admitted free , CONFLICT Basketball will be the mediu m for frosh and sopha to battle eac h other .' The gymnasium will be th e field for conflict, which will tak e place at noon on Thursday . Freshettes will again be enter - tained by their Big Sisters in th e Caf on Friday, September 25 . Here those trombones who have broken the rules laid down for them wil l be penalized . "Jabe2' " popular skit of las t year : "Her Sciencenan Lover, or the Birth of a Nation" is to b e presented by the Players Club on Friday, September 25 . Those tak - ing part include `Mary McLorg , Sophs O n Steel Spi n To 8 :30's • FOLLOWING in t h e footsteps of the illustri- ous Charlie and Sandy Nash , two glamorous sophomore s are roller skating to 8 :30 lec- tures this term . Joan Fisch- er and Billy 011iver, wavin g cheerily t o carloads o f friends, whizzed from th e gates to the bus stand i n slightly over 15 minute s Monday morning. "We're doing it for a week, " they said. "Four people have made ten cent bets with us that w e couldn't keep it tip that long." Af- ter they have earned their fort y cents, the girls r . ay continue akatieg out the boulevard as long as the fin . weather lasts . Besides saving rubber and gaso- line at the expense of the stee l industry, this mode of transporta- tion Ia guaranteed to keep Joa n and Billy from becoming to o plump. When the Universit y buses become even more crowde d after student drivers are reduced to the new "AA" gas category, I t is expected that other roller rin k devotees may join the girls . "It's lots of fun so far," Joa n told the Ubyssey's reporter . "i f we dent wear ourselves out " MILITARY TRAININ G NOTICE There will be a publication s meeting at 12 :30, Wednesday, I n the Pub office, North basement o f Brock Hall, next door to the Boo k Exchange . All aspiring pubsters , reporters and photographers, pleas e attend . Photographers, with goo d equipment, are especially needed . As the fourth war session of the university opens no on e can prophesy what changes may be made during the year , but' as the situation stands at present, it is certain that th e campus atmosphere will be more serious than it has eve r been in the history of the University of British Columbia . Universities in countries occupied by the Axis will no t open this year, because the leaders of the "New Order" kno w only too well that universities, asey are conducted in fre e countries, are dangerous to any system founded on lies an d half-truths . So they have shot student leaders and anti-Axi s professors, and sent others to concentration camps and force d labor gangs . In many countries of the Ijnited Nations the great need s of war industries and the armed forces have forced universi- ties to drastically reduce their staffs and enrollment, unti l only a bare semblance of the peace-time institutions remains . Here in Canada the government is face to face with th e all-important problem of supplying man-power fox war needs , Non-essential industries have been drastically curtailed , women have been taking men's places in ever-increasin g numbers . Yet the government has seen fit to permit universit y students in all faculties to continue their studies, providin g those students can keep up a satisfactory standing . The policy is far-sighted because, in the immediate fu- ture, as well as in the inevitable post-war confusion ther e is going to be a need for people with advanced training , If the needs of war become paramount and it is necessar y to drop all those courses which are not essential to th e prosecution of the war then there can be no' complaint . Vic- tory in this struggle must be obtained or all the plans fo r rehapbilitation and reconstruction will be worthless, noth- ing must interfere with a total war effort . So the government ' s "Work or Fight " policy will appl y to the college student every bit as much as to the ordinar y citizen . Students who fail, either through lack of effort o r through incapability, will be set to other tasks where thei r contribution will be satisfactory . It is only fair, for in this war there can be no passengers , Every citizen has a part to play, and play it he must, fo r the future depends o nit . This year any campus activity which May interfere wit h the war must go . Students cannot expect other people wh o are giving so much to the war to tolerate any of the usual un- dergraduate horse-play that in ordinary times is part of th e campus life . We must try to keep up university tradition s and build for the future as best we can in light of presen t conditions . So to the undergraduates of 1942-43 falls the serious tas k of justifying the existence of our univerity . We feel that the y can, and will, meet it successfully . This year "Tuum Est" i s a motto that really has a meaning . —A . W . S . Kappa Thet a Rho Become s Internationa l • KAPPA THETA RHO , men's local Jewish frat- ernity, is no longer local . I n fact, it is no longer Kapp a Theta Rho . On August 29 at the Hotel Georgia, members of the fratern- ity wers formally Initiated as th e Alpha Chi Chapter of Zeta Bet a Tau, international Jewish men ' s fraternity . Installation was by the Univers- i .4 of Washington chapter . Afte r initiation, members held a ban- quet at the hotel, at which Pete r Mathewson and Mack Buck wer e the speakers from U .H .C. All male students will attend a meeting in the Auditor- ium on Tuesday, September 22, 12 .45 hours. The timetable and other information regarding the mill- tary training program for the year will be announced . Those students of first and second years who attende d the meeting Friday afternoon are not required to attend thi s meeting.
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Coeds' Compu soy err Work Plan EnforcedWar Training PlanTo Stress Specia lWork; Weekly P T0 WITH THE INSTITUTION of compulsory training fo r
women this year, U.B.C. is brought in line with otherNo. 1
Canadian universities who give war training to co-eds .At a mass meeting of women last spring, Varsity
co-eds asked for compulsory war training . All slimmera committee worked on the scheme and this fall wome nwill follow a strict course .
Stop Press• Ali women are request -
ed to attend the W.U.S.meeting at 12:30 today inArta . 100. This meeting isthe one previously schedul-ed for tomorrow, as listedon page 4 . .
VOL. XXV VANCOUVER, B . C., TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 22, 1942
OTC Lectures Cut ; Sis I Boom ! Ah.h•h !
First Parade Sat . At a meeting of all women hel dFriday, September 18th, Dea nMawdsley outlined the plan whichco-eds must follow this year. Shementioned that students are luck yto be able to attend university ,when so many other institutions inAxis - controlled countries havebeen closed and women have beenrelegated to positions in munitionsfactories and have been sent bac kto the home,
By ANDY SNADDON
• THE THIRD YEAR of compulsory military training fo rthe male population of the University will see severa l
changes in the type of training given to the C .O.T.C.Most important of the changes is the announcemen t
that this year lecture work will be cut to a minimum andthat the emphasis will be placed on practical work . Lieut.-Col. G. M. Shrum, officer commanding, announced that th etime devoted to military lectures this year would not excee done hour a week .t
INTRODUCTIONSDean Mawdsley welcomed the
freshettes and introduced Dr . JoyceHallamore, Faculty Advisor i nWomen's War Work and MissGrace Moore, Women's PhysicalEducation Instructor .
"You are not here just for agood time," Miss Mawdsley said ,"But we all hope you will enjoyUniversity in spite of the difficul ttimes," She stressed the fact tha tthe University is now going int oit's fourth year of war, and tha tall students must buckle down an ddo their share of war work .
The Physical Education programdemands one hour a week fro meach woman student. Classes in-clude such sports' and exercis ecourses as Keep Fit, archery, bad-minton, rhythms, volley ball, bask-etball, and golf .
The actual war work Includesone hour, a week of either RedCross Room, First Aid, or Hom eNursing, which are open to allwomen students, or one hour aweek of may reading, motor mech -anics, day nursery, or measure -ments and instruments which ar eopen to students who have com -pleted their first year,
The Red Cross, one of the mos timportant items on the war train-ing plan, includes lessons in sew-ing, knitting and smocking for be -ginners. Smocking classes will beheld on Tuesdays and Thursday sat 1:30 p.m. and general workclasses for beginners on Fridaymornings. Red Cross room classesare limited to 30 tsudents .
Thla year all men will take onehour a week of physical education .
. in previous year the oflceraTraining group did not take an yP.T., however the conversion topractical training Includes a week-ly gym session for the aspiringofficers .
This will mean that there Isvery little difference betweea thebasiv and officer group, howeverthey will be maintained as separ-ate units again this year.
Instructor's parade will be heldsoon and all men who wish to getInto these classes should watch fo rfurther information at the order-ly room .
In the instructional staff somenew appointments have been made .Major Johnny McLeod, chief in-structor last year, has been trans-ferred to the No. 112 training cen-tre at Chilllwack. The new chiefinstructor will be Captain Moore -house, who came to the C .O.T.C .frpm the training centre at Vernon.Moorehouse is a graduate of Sand-hurst military college on Eng-land, and served with the Lancas-hire regiment of the British Im-perial Army Prior to the war hewas on the teaching staff of theShawnigan Lake Boy's School onVancouver Island
There will be another appoint-ment made to the instructionalstaff, however no definite wordhas been received in the orderlyroom to date .
2nd Lieutenant S . E. Walmsle yhas replaced Lieutenant Klinck-hammer as adjutant to Col . Shrum .Mr. Walmsley is a former U .B .C .student and was teaching at Kit-silano High School up to the timeof his enlistment .
Sgt. Henry Eva will be in chargeof the orderly room. RSM Hen-derson and Sergeant-instructor sMuWne and Heffernan will againretain to put the troops throughtheir paces.
All men at present on strengthshould call at the orderly roomto draw uniforms. No depositwill be r'egtthed this year.
The haft parade will be heldSaturday, September at 100hours.
The fee for this course is $1.00, areduction from the usual fee of$2.00 . Classes in Home Nursing arelimited to 20 . Miss Margaret Kerrwill instruct in the First Aldcourse and Miss Mary Hendersonand Mrs, R. E. Langton will assistwith the Home Nursing.
Class standing will be withheldat the end of the year if examina-tions are not passed in the eclasses, or if satisfactory work an dattendance has not been made atthe Red Cross Room.
Map reading and drafting supple.menta the motor mechanics. Thiscourse is a valuable one to thosestudents who took motor mochas.ics last year. A driver's license isrequired for those planning to takemotor mechanics. The exam inmap reading and drafting if takenafter the motor mechaqs course,gives the student the rating of athird class army driver. Thecourse deals with how to readmaps, survey work and allied sub-jects.
TENTATIVE PLANSThe das nursery and measure
ments and instruments courses ar etentative as yet. If ten studentsenroll in the Day Nursery courseit will be given, and up to 40 stu -dents can be handled. This la avaluable course as a certificatewould qualify the student to assis tin air raid shelters in the even tof an air raid . Prerequisite isPsychology A or 1 .
If the demand is sufficient, the a,
course in measurements and in-struments will be given. Physics1 is the only prerequisite . On com-pletion of the course, the studentwould be qualified to take a posi -tion as inspector in a munitions 'factory.
Medical examinations for all stu .dents enrolle din the Physical Ed-ucation Program are required.
Advanced , courses will be givenin certain subjects, preference be-ing given to upperclasswomenThese courses include map readingand drafting, motor mechanic,day nursery, and a possible cours ein measurements and instruments.
Brockel bankLeaves - - NoGovt. Coursese NO COURSES in governmen t
are offered on the campus thisyear, Because Professor W. J.Brockelbank, former professor ofgovernment courses, has left forthe University of Kansas City al lsuch courses are discontinued.
Courses affected include Consti-tutional Government, Introductio nto the Study of Law, ImperialProblems, Problems of the Pacific,The Relations of the Dominion andProvinces in Canada, and PublicInternational Law.
Frosh Rules Continue'Despite Curtailmen t• FROSH THIS YEAR were received with a very much
curtailed initiation program . Foremost in the minds o fth "welcoming" committee seems to have been the retentio nof their dignity . That means no more unmatched shoes o rstockings, no more rolled pant legs, no more aprons or gree nribbons .
• THIS IS JUST a sample of pulchritude to come . The Ubyssey caught these four swee tlittle, curly-haired freshettes as they looked over the campus Friday, convoyed by
a big sister. From left to right, the darlings are: Big Sister Royden MacConachie, Mar-garet Radcliffe, Vancouver; Barbara Greene, Vancouver ; Lorna Shileds, New WeslMinster ;Barbara Graham, Calgary, and Joan Clarke, Vancouver ,
• Editoria l
The Fourth War Session
CLASSES LIMITEDFirst Aid classes are limited t o
100 students . This course demandstwo hours a week either before orafter Christmas . The St . John'sAmbulance course is the one used .
Traditional Functions
Will Welcome 'Freshmen
• FRESHMEN and freshettes will be initiated into Varsitytraditional style this week, commencing with the Cairn
Ceremony at noon on Tuesday, September 22 . The Cairnis situated on the Mall between the bus stop end the science
es,
Firefigh terTo SpeakFriday, 12:30e MR. RUDOLF HAYBROOK,of the London Auxiliary Fire Ser-vices, will speak to the studentsin the Auditorium, Friday at 12 :30 ,as the first pass feature of theyear
Mr. Haybrook, an accomplishedpainter, as well as speaker, hasbeen addressing numerous organi-zations in the city and has beenacclaimed as a brilliant and wittyspeaker .
A strong advocate of civiliandefense, Mr. Haybrook is urgin gthat every man and woman, asmany as possible, become a train-ed member of civilian defense."There are never too many firefighters," he says .
"Civilian defense means every -one, man, woman and child," stat-ed Mr . Haybrook. "In Britain twoout of every three people are inthe war effort . "
Admission for upperclassmenwill be their passes and allFreshmen will be required to at -tend,
Shirley MacDonald, John Powell ,Norman Campbell, Elizabeth Lockeand Don Newton. The two latterwill take the places of NancyBruce and Lister Sinclair who ap -peared in the play last year.
The Fresh Reception, climaxingthe initiation period, and fromwhich the freshmen and freshettesemerge full-fledged undergrad-uates, will be held on Tuesday ,September 29, Contrary to earlierreports, it will not be held at theHotel Vancouver, but in BrockHall as usual, in an efort to cutexpenses to the minimum.
Owing to the extremely highregistration in the fresiunenclass, the dance will be restrictedto first year students. Since thereare fewer women in the class ,however, the men will be allow-ed to buy a ticket so that a Vars -ity girl may attend. Tickets aregiven free to all Fresh.
Dal. Richards, his orchestra, andMiss Beryl Bodnn will provide themusic
Still remaining, however, are th eplacards and the ban on makeup ,and all those forbidden practices:no walking on the grass, no mixedfresh couples. The green ribbon shave been replaced this year bygreen buttons, horribly reminis-cent of Boeing buttons, an origina lidea of Aw ua.e*nt Ywrr a
IDEA "SWELL "
The concensus of freshman opin-ion is that the Idea is 'swell', inspite of the hazards that had t obe undergone to find out. Onemeek looking freshman burst outwith a sympathetic but startling"Say, Bub, why didn't you come'out in the morning when you wer esupposed to . "
There existed only one complaintas yet against the fresh buttons,as voiced by a little group ofsenior metric students, Arts '45you know, who were pointinggrimly at the Arts '48 on the but-tons and muttering dire threatsagainst no one in particular .
FROSH RULESIn spite of curtailment of the
usual frosh regalia, there are stil lvarious hard-and'fast rules thatfrosh must obey :
1. Freshmen are asked to get amilitary haircut .
2. No freshmen and freshettesmay be seen together during th eInitiation period ,
3. No fresh are allowed to walkon the grass.
4. All frosh must doff their hatsto upperclassmen.
3 . Freshettes may n o t wearmakeup of any kind .
8. All frosh must relinquishtheir seats in the caf and Librar yto upperclassmen .
Fresh nc q following these sixsimple rules will be properly chaa-tised by upperclassmen,
building .Freshettes will have their first
taste of social life in the Cat onTuesday afternoon, when their"Big Sisters" take them to tea,At this function the various clubson the campus have displays, andexplain their program for the year .
A tea dance will be held in BrockHall on Wednesday, the 23rd from3:30 till 8 p.m. Music will bebroadcasted from records over th eP.A. system. Fresh and upperclass-men will be admitted free,CONFLICT
Basketball will be the mediumfor frosh and sopha to battle eac hother.' The gymnasium will be thefield for conflict, which will takeplace at noon on Thursday .
Freshettes will again be enter -tained by their Big Sisters in theCaf on Friday, September 25 . Herethose trombones who have brokenthe rules laid down for them wil lbe penalized.
"Jabe2' " popular skit of lastyear: "Her Sciencenan Lover, orthe Birth of a Nation" is to bepresented by the Players Club onFriday, September 25. Those tak-ing part include `Mary McLorg,
Sophs OnSteel SpinTo 8:30's• FOLLOWING in t h e
footsteps of the illustri-ous Charlie and Sandy Nash ,two glamorous sophomore sare roller skating to 8:30 lec-tures this term. Joan Fisch-er and Billy 011iver, wavin gcheerily t o carloads o ffriends, whizzed from thegates to the bus stand inslightly over 15 minutesMonday morning.
"We're doing it for a week,"they said. "Four people have madeten cent bets with us that wecouldn't keep it tip that long." Af-ter they have earned their fortycents, the girls r . ay continueakatieg out the boulevard as longas the fin. weather lasts .
Besides saving rubber and gaso-line at the expense of the steelindustry, this mode of transporta-tion Ia guaranteed to keep Joanand Billy from becoming to oplump. When the Universitybuses become even more crowde dafter student drivers are reducedto the new "AA" gas category, I tis expected that other roller rin kdevotees may join the girls .
"It's lots of fun so far," Joa ntold the Ubyssey's reporter. "ifwe dent wear ourselves out "
MILITARY TRAININGNOTICE
There will be a publicationsmeeting at 12:30, Wednesday, Inthe Pub office, North basement ofBrock Hall, next door to the Boo kExchange . All aspiring pubsters ,reporters and photographers, pleaseattend. Photographers, with goodequipment, are especially needed .
As the fourth war session of the university opens no on ecan prophesy what changes may be made during the year ,but' as the situation stands at present, it is certain that th ecampus atmosphere will be more serious than it has eve rbeen in the history of the University of British Columbia .
Universities in countries occupied by the Axis will no topen this year, because the leaders of the "New Order" knowonly too well that universities, asey are conducted in fre ecountries, are dangerous to any system founded on lies an dhalf-truths. So they have shot student leaders and anti-Axisprofessors, and sent others to concentration camps and force dlabor gangs .
In many countries of the Ijnited Nations the great need sof war industries and the armed forces have forced universi-ties to drastically reduce their staffs and enrollment, unti lonly a bare semblance of the peace-time institutions remains .
Here in Canada the government is face to face with th eall-important problem of supplying man-power fox war needs ,Non-essential industries have been drastically curtailed ,women have been taking men's places in ever-increasin gnumbers.
Yet the government has seen fit to permit universitystudents in all faculties to continue their studies, providin gthose students can keep up a satisfactory standing .
The policy is far-sighted because, in the immediate fu-ture, as well as in the inevitable post-war confusion ther eis going to be a need for people with advanced training ,If the needs of war become paramount and it is necessar yto drop all those courses which are not essential to th eprosecution of the war then there can be no' complaint . Vic-tory in this struggle must be obtained or all the plans forrehapbilitation and reconstruction will be worthless, noth-ing must interfere with a total war effort .
So the government 's "Work or Fight" policy will applyto the college student every bit as much as to the ordinarycitizen. Students who fail, either through lack of effort orthrough incapability, will be set to other tasks where thei rcontribution will be satisfactory .
It is only fair, for in this war there can be no passengers ,Every citizen has a part to play, and play it he must, forthe future depends o nit .
This year any campus activity which May interfere withthe war must go . Students cannot expect other people wh oare giving so much to the war to tolerate any of the usual un-dergraduate horse-play that in ordinary times is part of th ecampus life. We must try to keep up university traditionsand build for the future as best we can in light of presen tconditions .
So to the undergraduates of 1942-43 falls the serious tas kof justifying the existence of our univerity . We feel that theycan, and will, meet it successfully . This year "Tuum Est" isa motto that really has a meaning .
men's local Jewish frat-ernity, is no longer local . Infact, it is no longer KappaTheta Rho .
On August 29 at the HotelGeorgia, members of the fratern-ity wers formally Initiated as theAlpha Chi Chapter of Zeta BetaTau, international Jewish men 'sfraternity .
Installation was by the Univers-i .4 of Washington chapter. Afterinitiation, members held a ban-quet at the hotel, at which Pete rMathewson and Mack Buck wer ethe speakers from U .H .C.
All male students will attend a meeting in the Auditor-ium on Tuesday, September 22, 12.45 hours.
The timetable and other information regarding the mill-tary training program for the year will be announced
. Those students of first and second years who attende dthe meeting Friday afternoon are not required to attend thi smeeting.
Page TwoTuesday, September 22, 1942THE UBYSSE Y
• From The Editor's Pen ~hP .1I1g88Eg.•
Out O FCharacte r
By JACK FERRY
(MEMBER C.U.P . )
Hi Frosh!
Issued twice weekly by the Stu -dents' Publication Board of th eTime Mater Society of the Univer -
sity of British Columbia .
Offices Brock Hall .
Phone ALma Vreo
Work
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Play• WHEN a Ubyssey col -
umist takes the fatal stepand prepares to give birth t oweekly instalments of hismore readable thoughts, hehas two choices ;
1. He may set himself up asall-powerful and unchallengeable.Every week he chooses to foist hi sprivate thoughts upon his readerswith little thought as to thei rwishes . This is the "To hell wit hthe public" attitude .
2. He may creep furtivel yabout the campus gathering the"mass feeling" on any certainsubject ; then he can write on thatsubject without fear. This isknown as the "public are dearpeople" attitude .
Of course, he can forget all abou tthese definitions and merely writesomething to entertain his readers.What could be easier than that .Sure, what could be easier—justwrite some five hundred amusin gwords a week . Any freshma ncomposition student will discover.that 's a•cinch.
So you're the freshman. You kind oflike the set-up here at U .B.C., do you? Youwere quite a big shot back at Horner's Cor-ners High, and you feel that you ought to gopretty good here once people find out whoyou are .
Well, freshie, while you a r e still asgreen as that button you have on, there's afew things we think you should know abou tthis place.
In the first place nobody asked you tocome here and nobody would have missedyou very much if you had gone elsewhere .You see most of us around here have bee ngetting along pretty well without you an dfor a while you are going to be a lot morebother than help . Still now that you arehere, for your own sake, it would be a goodidea for you to find some activity you likeand to get into it .
There are a lot of clubs on this campus ,and if you get into one it will provide youwith an opportunity to meet a lot of peopl ewith interests pretty much the same as yourown. More than that, you can get a lot ou tof those clubs that will be of use to you i nlater life . They have been organized for tha tpurpose as well as to provide you with en-tertainment and relaxation in those hoursthat you will have free from your studie sand war t;aining. Just remember thatyou will only get out of your Varsity lifewhat you put into it, and these organiation spay big dividends . Another thing, while youare wandering around the grounds take alook' at the gymnasium, the stadium, thearmoury, and Brock Hall . Those are build-
Jamieson's
EDITOR-IN-CHIEFANDY SNADDON For
ings that were erected by the students them-selves .
Take the Brock for instance, In 1936some students laid the plans for a studentbuilding which could be used as the centrefor student activities on the campus . Theyknew that it would take several years andthey, personally, would not have the use ofit. But they were thinking of the Univers-ity and the welfare of future generations ofstudents . So they went ahead and those tha tfollowed them in office carried on with theplan and in 1940 the Brock dream wasrealized. It is a building that we can well beproud of, for no other Western Canada Uni-versity has one .
That was the spirit that built the otherbuildings, And we would like to point outthat we have more student-erected building sthan any other University in the Dominion .So you see you've got something to live upto .
This campus is here for 'your benefit .Get the most out of it, but just remembe rthe trouble other pecple have taken in org-anizing things, so that you can get ' the mostout of them. Respect the work that othershave done and add your effort to the cam-pus projects that will come up in your stayhere .
Finally, don't let anyone kid you, Everyfresh class that ever came here felt just asgreen and out of place as you do, by thelooks of things you will be the biggest freshclass that ever came to the campus and fro mwhat we've seen of you, there is no reasonwhy you shouldn't be the best .
—A. W. S .
SMART COLLEGE
FOOTWEAR •
Senior EditorsTuesday Jack FerryFriday „ DinaReidNews Manager Lucy BertonSports Editor Bill Galt
Associate EditorsLorna McDiarmid, Marion Mc -
Donald, Vivian Vincent, John Scott .
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Assistant Editor sPeter Remnant, Honoree Young ,
Betty Hern, Virginia Hammitt .
Assistant Sports EditorsChuck Claridge, Bill Welsford ,
• HAVING disposed of this intro-duction, I have some warnings
to offer.I warn all you freshmen—I d o
not expect to go up in smoke(four shows nightly) over ever ylittle campus political squabble, a smost of my forerunners have .
I warn all you upperclassmen—I do not expect to delve. into th eintricacies of sex, as some of my
foreruners have done with grea tgusto, not to mention disgust . Iam not qualified . (four showsnightly) .
And to constant reader, I say—God bless you, chum .
Klinck Condemn sFrosh Initiation• BEFORE THE LARGEST freshman class in the history
of the University, President L . S. Klink, in his annualaddress to the Freshmen, Friday, branded as "childish fool-ishness" initiation ceremonies of former years and emphas -
sized that this year "long-overdue reforms" would be intro -,
• I RESERVE the right to discus sanything—books, current event.*music (strictly rhythm), visitin gfiremen, and other assorted char-acters .
U.S. Co-ed Engineers DoG.E. War Production Work
duced .
• ALREADY USING MANY FEMININE WORKERS i nits war production, General Electric is hiring 150 youn g
American college women to do work formerly done by maleengineers, according to M. M. Boring, who employs thecompany's technical help .
The first 22 of the group are now at work and, as a nexpeeriment, most are geing given the company 's famous"test" engineering course. Others will report each week t n-`"This foolishness," said the President, "reflected on
the intelligence of those responsible for the program and un-dermined the respect of the incoming students for the dignityof the University, as well as for the upper classmen them-selves . "
"The reforms," he added, "willbe simple, impressive, and at thesame time thoroughly dignified ."
Yes, characters will be my main-stay. For there's no shortage ofthem on this campus. That's oneof the first two lessons any new-comer has to learn. The other I sthat he must not jump to con-clusions. Nowhere but on a col-lege campus are appearance smore deceiving. Almost any fea-ture of university life will appea rvery different after a few month sof honest inspection ,
What do I mean by "character" ?Well, they're people like the an-gry fifth year engineer who threwa large rock at the Sasamat stree tcar which failed to stop for him .Yes, it really hapened . This cha palso caused quite a furore at thegraduation ceremony, but w edon't talk about that .
WARTIME POLICYIn defining the , policy of th e
University in wartime, Dr . Klinckstated that the first duty of theUniversity is to meet the country' sneed for professionally-traine dmen; its second duty is to continu eits ordinary teaching as best i tcan .
for no rhyme or reason; or peoplelike the meek, tweedy fellow who ,while still a freshman, wroteMaths 2 just for the hell of it ,and made one hundred per cent .
They're all "characters," and Ilove 'em . They abound on anycampus, and I'm out to get them .
I'll be seeing you .
thircl-year commercemen whowant to sit on rocks and disinte-grate with the elements ; sopho-mores who chase lean freshetteaabout the campus screaming"Seek! the Mouser ; a former pub-ster who sat, rather squiffed, at aboisterous party mumbling overand over again "seventy thousand "• CHARACTERS are : dejected
"The University, " said Dr .Klinck, "should survey its re-sources and mobilize them in ajoint effort for the commonovel-fare . This the University of BritishColumbia has done, and will con-tinue to do, as the need arises ."
"The young men here present ; 'said the President, "are not es-capists, seeking to evade the claimsof the hour . If those of military
age are a privileged class, it isbecause, in the national interest ,the government has temporarilyplaced them in this category . "
EDUCATION ESSENTIALThe President stated that in this
war there is a great lack of edu-cated men who have been traine dfor technical and administrativ e
responsibilities. "The need," hesaid, "is not In numbers alone. I tis for men and women who can b eeffective—men and women whounderstand scientific theories an dwho know how to apply them t oactual invention and production .Both education and practical ex-perience are esential to produceeffectiveness of this type
."
The President outlined the gov-ernment plan for science students,but added that "there is no clear -cut policy toward non-scientifi cstudents—a circumstance whichhas made the decision of man yartsmen extremely difficult . "
Dr. Klinck also announced tha tall intercollegiate athletes hav ebeen discontinued for the duratio nof the war . No universityteam swill be entered in extra-mura lleague games which would inter-fere with military training .
addition to their "testing" work ,this fall will see them takin gclassroom courses in the funda-mentals of engineering and com-pany organization .
The work the girls are now do-ing is considered elementary, andthey are shifted from departmen tt o department in a n orientationcourse . Work they will do include sfiguring computations, chartin ggraphs, and calibrating fine instru-ments for use in the machine-toolindustry .
—G-E College Press. Servic e
FreshmenWarnedBy Council
til the quota is obtained.Miss Virginia Frey of Toledo,
Ohio, and Mrs . Ruth D. Wolff -Salin of Bremerton, Wash., are theonly graduate engineers in thegroup. Miss Frey Is a graduat e
. of the University of Michigan, an dMrs. Wolff-Salin of the Universityof California . They are two of thetwelve girls who received engin-eering degrees in the U.S. thisyear .
"The year 1943 will produce 12, -000 college graduate engineers ,says Mr . Boring, but only 4000 o fthese will be available for privateindustry . In fact, the armed ser-vices will draw 250,000 engineer sfrom other sources, so the nee dfor replacements can be readil yseen ,
"While we do not expect thesegirls to become full-fledged engi-neers, no one can predict how im-portant a part their work will play .in war time or in the post-wa rperiod . "
The applicant selected for thecourse must have majored in ei-ther mathetics or physics duringher college course, and, whicheve rwas her major subject, she mus talso have had training in the other .Their mathetical training must in-clude courses through calculus. In
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Pres. L S. KLINCKand women of high intellectua lcapacity and proven technicalability, and expressed his confi-dence that the class of '46 wouldnot fail their ` Alma Mater, theircountry, or themselves.
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most figure-flattering dresses in years !
You'll be charmed with their side-
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t huge selection o fHandsome, style-righ tafternoon frocks . . .with a size and a fit-ting for everyone :Come and see them !
• MEMBERS of the Stu -
dent Council welcome dthe Freshmen, Saturday, and
re-emphasized Pr e s i d e n tKlinck ' s warning that there
will be no "rough stuff " in
initiation ceremonies thi s
year .Rod Morris, president of the
Alma Mater Society, welcome dthe students on behalf of the so-ciety, and told them their mai nduty was to get an education asquick as possible, but also havetheir relaxation, provided it is re-gulated with their studies .
"Students over 20," he warned ,whose "marks are unsatisfactorywill be let out for the army . "
John Carson, president of M .U .S . . outlined the Initiation cere-monies, and Bill Backman ,treasurer of the A.M .S ., explaine dthe pass system. Lynn Stilly an dHelen Matheson, presidents of M .A .A. and W .A., spoke on the ath-letic program for 1942-43And ySnaddon, editor of the Ubyssey ,invited all Freshmen who were in-terested to write for the paper .
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• "MORE WORK, less play," sai dPresident L. S. Klinck, as the
third wartime session opened th e
week ending September 26, 1942 .
Hu soon showed he meant this byforbidding a football series withAlberta . , . Led by the inimitable
Dave Housser, the Sophs gained a
surprising draw with the Fresh, ledby Bud Spiers, in the push-brawl
contest . . . Not as much effort
was nut into the aluminum drive ,
which was a failure . . . Students
paused in Brock Hall and wondere d
at the abstract painting, "Ocea n
Crossing," by Lauren Harris .
• TWO FAMILIAR faces are missing from the A .M.S. officethis Fall. Tess Rader, who has guided bewildered stu-
dents through the maze of difficulties they encountered fo rthe past three years, has left to be married .
Betty Clugston has turned to warwork at Boeing's afte rher year o fsecretarial work in the office inBrock Hall ,
Undergrads consider the depar- • ,A Year I \gohire of these two willing helpersa distinct loss but their places hav ebeen capably filled by two new ad-ditions to the staff in the person sof Evelene Pearson and BarbaraBuchart, the latter a U .B .C . grad .of 1939 .
Sutherland Horne, accountant t othe Alma Mater Society, reportsthat arrangements for studen tpasses are well under way . Thedate when these passes will beavailable to students will he pub-lished in a later issue .
Freshmen and freshattes areurged to make th^r appointment swith Artona as soon as possible .The photography office is down -stairs at the south end of Broc kHall . Passes will not be availableuntil the pictures have been taken .
GRATIFIEDThe President expressed his
gratification that the response o fthe undergraduate body to themany calls that have been mad eupon it was so good .
In concluding, Dr . Klinek state dthat the University would fail ,algid fail miserably, were it, in thiscrucial time in the life of th ecountry, to cease to graduate men
Tuesday, September 22, 1942
THE UBYSSEY
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SOPHISTIC DEFINITIONS FOR T H EUSE OF PROFESSORS, STUDENTS
AND THE WORKING CLASSES
1. Success in university life is ensuredif your wallet bulges and you don't .
The secret lies in making contacts bytaking the right courses with the right peo-ple. Alphabetical seating has .been a greatboon in this respect . For instance, it is ,thanks to this fine system, that we read thatMiss Annie Ulp, daughter of Old Man Ulp ,the czar of the sardine can combine, has mar -ried Mr. James Uggle, son of Old Man Ug-gle, a bum, if ever there was one. This isthe redistribution of wealth in its ugliestform, and should inspire every ambitiou syoung undergraduate .
2. The freshman is an overdressed massof quivering ignorance. The only way toget anything into his head is by way of hismouth which will take everything .
3. The sophomore is a freshman who haslit his pipe, and wishes he hadn't .
4, The junior: someone who thinks hecan go to the Prom without paying.
5. The senior: someone who knows hecan 't .
6. A fraternity : a group of men intent ondoing nothing in a sophisticated manner .
A sorority: a group of women intenton doing a fraternity.
8. Campus clubs: offer every student theopportunity to become a big frog in a littl epond. The various big frogs get togetherfrom time to time to croak at one anotherand eat ham sandwiches .
The popularity of a student can be reck-oned in direct proportion to the number ofham sandwiches consumed during the term ,which may account for the oinking sound inthe direction of many of our glamour girls .
9. The university is the best place tolearn that woman is the more social and th eless sociable animal .
10. Examinations mark the point whereremembering ends and forgetting begins .
11. They are condemned by studentsand faculties alike. The only explanationfor their persistence seems to be that th euniversity has a contract with a man namedSniffle, who supplies the blotters for the ex -
• THIS TERM the Canadia nStudent Assembly Discussion
Club intends to confine its activit yto occasional meetings on the cam -pus and to evening house discus-sions .
This policy had been adopted be -cause the club understands tha ta program may be sponsored bythe War Aid Council, similar toa series contemplated by them.
The first house discussion on"French Canada" will be held Fri -
▪ day, October 2, at 8 o'clock at 3865West 15th Avenue . All those in -Wrested are invited to attend .
NOTICE
Executives and addressesof all fraternities and soror-ities, and executives of allclubs should be handed in tothe Alma Mater Society Of -
• fice as soon as possible .
amination rooms .They may, however, be considered an
indirect incentive to spiritual rearmament .For instance, last year the V. C. U. hung outa sign that went something like this :
"During examination week, morningworship will be held daily in Arts 204, from8:00-8:30 a.m . "
I know one chap who clutched at thisstraw, beetling up to Arts 204 one morningto put everything on the black. He enteredthe exam room at 9 with a divine look o nhis face. He left the exam room at 9:30 witha look on his face that would have mad eFrankenstein jump for a chandelier.
He smashed into Arts 204, and starte dtearing up the seats, yelling:
"And they said God knew the Law o fCosines."
11. The scienceman : the cauliflower ofmodern education .
The scienceman is an insufficiently sup-pressed Lauritz Melchoir, whose mind tra-vels in only one direction and in the gutte revery inch of the way .
He spends his working hours playin garound with figures ,
I can't improve on that for his leisurehours, either.
You show me a "civil" engineer, andI'll show you an umbrella with web feet, aSwedish accent, and a brother who sings"Danny Boy."
Sciencemen wear red sweaters simplyto stiffen their morale and give the illusionof health .
Actually, sciencemen are so anaemictheir red corpuscles have to be amphibiou sin order to make the portage over the drygulches in the blood stream . One science-man ran on two corpuscles for years betoi ethey realized that they were chasing oneanother around and through the veins an darteries all by themselves . Whereupon theyjoined the C. I. 0., and held a sit-downstrike in the left ventricle, killing the science-man almost immediately .
12. The aggie: someone who can studythe anatomy of a chicken without fear ofbeing caught at it.
13. The artsman: someone who is nei-ther a scienceman nor an aggie, and is prou dof it .
• PLANS FOR the coming yea rwere disciis ed at a meetin g
of the Women's Panhellenic So-ciety on Friday, wept . 11. Chie ftopic of conference was the cut-ting down of expenses in rushin gand other sorority functions, be -cause of the war .
In accordance with this policy ,the rushing teas will not serve te aor coffee and cake, as in formeryears, but instead will be "PopParties", with pop and cookies forrefreshment .
To acquaint this season's rushee swith the now p:ogram, a meetingwill be held Tuesday, Sept . 22 at12:30 in Arts 100 .
Miss Moore, Women's PhysicalEducation instructress, suggestedthat Panhellenic should sponsor atennis tournament between thewomen of the university withinthe first few weeks of the fal lsession .
last year's entrepreneur of th enoble trade of shoe-shining, ha sturned his talents to the managin gof the book Exchange, situateddownstairs in the north end ofBrock Hall .
Co-operation Needed If Caf Pan-HellRations To Last Till April Make Plans
"CO .OPERATION" will have to be the watchword of cafe For 1 942 3patrons this year.Available for distribution to calm those varsity jitter s
is exactly 70 per cent. of last year's supply of coke and cof-,fee, life blood of U .B.C .
Thus sadly anounced Frank Un-derhill to the Ubyssey . The genial
cafe manager, who for years nowhas nourished undergraduate diet s
and been cursed at good-naturedly
by all and sundry, has at last met
up with the affects of A . Hitler .
"There might be enough to last
the year, " he explained, "if every-
body co-operates. " Coffee will
have to be saved for exams andother such Varsity worries . "
The name thing holds true withauger, that other vital commodity.Fruits and other articles with su-gar in them are just not around .
Meatless days are looming. Choc-late bars, gum, and other confec-tions are running short .
Waitresses are hard to get, too .
•They have to be procured through
the government now . At presen tthe cat is lacking four . Most oflast year's crop of waitresses were
lost to the army (CWAC's) or the ywere married .
It looks as if the old days areover—or at least dying. No longercan students make the dash to th ecafe for a cup of coffee after everylecture. That is, if they expec tan ample supply fyr April exams.
It has been suggested shat the yalternate their desires, coffee af-ter the first lecture, coke afte rtheir second, etc . Or try hotchocolate till that runs out .
FRANK UNDERHILL
HousingShortageAlleviated• SCARCITY OF boardin g
houses gave out-of-townstudents qualms earlier thisfall, but the fault has nowbeen remedied . Publicity indowntown papers of the lackof housing space brough ta flood of answers to theDean of Women's office a tbeginning of September, an dnow many new homes havebeen added to the list .
Many of the new boardin gplacer; opened ao students are i nthe Kitsilano and Bayview dis-tricts . Moat of these are homeswith an extra room, whose owne ris willing to turn to profit by tak-ing in one or two students . Veryfew will accomodate larger num-bers of students ,The housing shortage in the Poin t
Grey district where most of th e200 out-of-town women studentsusually board, is probably due t othe lack of domestic help and thedifficulty in getting fuel and fooddelivered in large amounts,
A few books still remoin fro mlast year, but they are not suffi-cient to fill the requirements ofthe -talents. Especially in de-mand are second year sciencebooks .
Montador urges that all studentswith used text books turn the mIn as soon as possible . First andsecond year text books of all kind sare wanted Immediately.
Usually two-thirds cf the priceof the bock is allowed on turningit in. This price, however, willvary with the condition of th ebook. Payments will be made i nlate October and November .
All girls interested in joining asorority meet on Tuesday, Sep-tember 22 In Arts 100, where rush-ing rules will be explained . Theregistration fee of $1 .00 must bepaid to the Dean of Women's Se-cretary before Thursday .
For the College Girl who
knows her Classicsman-tailored
Tooke Shirt sWoman-wise classics — made by Tooke, thename long associated with perfect tailoring inmen's shirts . Here they are for women, withthe same fine detailing and authoritative cut ,newest in Courtauld's Quality Control tested"Ameritex" in California Clay Tints, as wel las a complete stock of broadcloths and twistedcrepes. Long and short sleeves, each styledwith action yoke, breast pocket and cuff links .
2,00 Cotton broadcloths in pin,narrow and medium stripes andplain colors. Long sleeves . Sizes32 to 42.
2.50 Cotton broadcloths in white,. plain colors and assorted stripes .
Long sleeves . Sizes 32 to 42.
3,00 Twisted crepe in plain colors .Long sleeves . Sizes 82 to 42.
4.00 Courtauld's Quality Controltested "Ameritex" in CaliforniaTints. Grass green, Fire, Sky ,Dawn Pink, Lake Blue, Earth ,Sun Gold and White. Longsleeves. Sizes 32 to 42.
2.50 Twisted crepes a n d cottonand broadcloths in plain shades . A3.00 few in stripes . Short sleeves.
Sizes 30 to 40 .
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Page FourAU women student — freshettesand upper-clanswomen are to mee tIn Arts 100, Tuesday, September22, at 12 :30 for a Women's Under-graduate Society meeting. Presiden tMary Mulvin asks that second,third and fourth year students, a swell as freshettes turn out for thisimportant assembly.
"Concrete for Permance
"Greetings
THE UBYSSE Y
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4521 W. 10th Ave .Near the Bus Stop
Dean's Co-edWork PlanSuccessful• BANKS, Sfeway Stores and
wr factories attracted the m ajority of working co-eds this sum -mer, statistics revealed .
lean Mawdsley discovered tha ther employment plan for wome nstudents which she inaugurate dlast year worked overtime thissummer, and her office was de-luged with more calls for co-ed sto work than she could fill .
Most of the girls found work forthemselves, A number of callscame from Essondale Mental Hos-pital for student nursesbut DeanMawdsley was unoble to findmany girls who wer willing to dothe work .
NOTICE : Upperclasswomen whohave not filled in the back of th eDean of Women's card re compu lsory ar training are requested tocall at the Dean of Women's offic eimmediately.
BIG BLOCK members will gettogether for a luncheon on Friday .Honorary awards wiU be present-ed. AU Big Block members are re-quested to be present .
TEAM MANAGERS of all Varsitysport quads, whether planning anactive or passive season will stagea tete-a-tete Wednesday at noonin the MAD. conference room.Plan to be there .
• YOU'LL GET a big thrill whenyou go into the Persian Arta
and Crafts shop, 507 Granville St.at Pander . The Oriental atmos-phere of the place is so differen tfrom anything else in Vancouver. . . the incense, the beautiful Per-sian rugs, jewelery and do-dadsand the exotic Persian perfumes .A dark-haired Gamma Phi washaving trouble with her love-lif e
e• THEY TELL me that thi s
campus is small compared tosome, but it certainly seems largewhen one has to do a lot of walk-ing . Everyone has to do a lot o fwalking these days and Rae-sons,608 Granville St ., have shoes tha tfit the three "musts" for goodshoes. They must fit, they mustwear, and we must walk . Rae-son's shoes are the answer to al lyour foot problems. A blonde
e e• ITS GOING to be cold study -
ing this winter girls, what witsfuel situations and everything, sostock up now on cosy Snuggle -down Pyjamas or nighties an dw a r m, comfortable housecoats .Everyone has trouble filling ou tthose monstrosities known as"Registration booklets", but thegirl who rushed in at ten to fou rand tried to fill hers out by fouro'clock takes the prize . She fill -
s e• IN TALKING over clothes
from the college girl's viewpoin twith Lydia Margaret Lawrence i nher Arta and Crafts Building stu-dio (570 Seymour St .), I found he rmost interested in helping every -one from frilly freshette to sepia
1. AU new students who werenot present at the C.O.T.C. assem-bly on Friday, September 18th, at2:00 p.m. must report immediatelyto the C.O.T.C. Orderly Room toarrange for a medical examinationand to complete the necessarydocuments.
2. All male students will paradeon the ground west of the Audi-torium at 1300 hours, Saturday ,September 20th . Those men whofeel that they are physically unfi tto parade will attend a sick par-ado in the Armouries at the samehour .
3. All N .C.O; s will report toRSM Henderson in the Armourieson or before Wednesday, Septem-ber 23rd.
4. All of last yeay's P.T. Instruc-tors will report immediately to Mr .Van Vllot In the Gymnasiu m
5. All other men interested in be-coming P. T. Instructors are alsoasked to report as in para . 4 above,
0. Uniforms are to be drawn byall men "on strength" as soon a spossible . Battle Dross for N,C .O;sand other ranks.
7. Uniforms may be drawn by allnew men as soon as their namesappear in Part II Orders.
8. All male students (this in-cludes members of the 0. T. C .Group) will report to the OrderlyRoom before Saturday, September28th to arrange for a P. T. Period.P. T. Periods will be one hour in-stead of two one-half hou rperiods, and ALL male studentswill register . A schedule of P . T.periods is posted on the Quad no-tice board and in the Armouries.
S . E. WALMSLEY, 2nd Lieut.
during the summer and didn' tknow whether she was coming orgoing but it's all cleared up now .She's given the Airforce Zeta bac khis pin and has "fused up" toh e r Airforce fiance . Persianflower oil perfumes really arewonderful . . . there's nothing inthem that can go stale and thepure scent clings for days keepingecute Alpha Phi has a Fiji pin an dit doesn't cone from the Fiji sitewas going around with at the be -ginning of the summer (now inthe navy) . It belongs to a Fijifrom the States and it sure lookslike the real thing. Rae-son'sshoes are as reliable as ever forstyle and quality, in spite of try-ing war conditions, and their stockis as complete as ever .eed out everything in the booklet ,rand that includes the C .O.T.C.form so don't be surprised if yo usee the beginnings of a woman'sarmy on the parade grounds thi syear. B. M. Clarke's at 2517 S .Granville St ., have those pyjamasat $1 .95 and gowns at $2.95 and$3 .95 and housecoats from $7 .95 to$10 .95, both flannel and paddedstyles .eIsticated senior . A bespectacledFiji spent most of his time thi ssummer at or near the home ofhis blonde girl friend . After threeweeks had passed his girl friend'smother was heard to sigh to afriend "Well, he's been to dinnerevery night so far ." Miss Law-rence has come back to work feel-ing tops in bright ideas and fash-ions, definitely individual an dsmart . Suiting your wartime col-
lege needs and social activities toyour budget requires planning andgood styling , . . Mira Lawrenc ecan give you both.
Following through this policy ,the club proposes to present in No-vember the series of one-act playsusually staged immediately pre -ceding the Christmas exams .
By doing this, they hope to shor-ten the time spent by members onthese productions .
Stressing the need for a largeproportion of freshmen member-ship, the president urged that allinterested students attend the In-troductory meeting which will beannounced with the next few days.
Armoury
Addition
Postponed
• ADDITIONS to U.B.C's newarmonry, originally planned for
the middle of this summer, havehad to be postponed, probably un-til this December, because of prior-ities on materials .
University architects, Messrs .Sharpe and Thompson, have drawnup pine for an addition to thedrill floor of an area of 32 feet b y110 feet, and rooms for quarter -master stores, lectures, rifle stor-age, and reading. At basemengarage ie also planned if there aresufficient funds. Money for theseimprovements will be supplied infull by the C.O.T.0
Tuesday, September 22, 194 2
Suggests
Staggered
Lectures
• "STAGGERED lectureswould greatly relieve the
crowded bus conditions atU. B. C.," stated HarveyThornton, B.C. Electric BusiDspatcher in the Universityarea .
Mr. Thornton, whose job it is tosee that where there's a crowd ofvarsity bound students there's alsoa bus, said that 15 minutes differ-ence in lecture times would be suf-ficient to insure that everybody go tto varsity on time .
"It is impossible to get anymor ebuses," he added . " The seven wehave now will have to do for thisyear, and probably the duration ."
Suggesting that some 8:30 lecturesbe started at 8 :15, Mr . Thornton,said that this would enable him t ohave three more busses at 10thand Sasamat to load for 8 :30 lec-tures.
"The big trouble has been thateverybody Is at 10th and Sasama lat a quarter to eight, expecting toget to 8:30 lectures," he said.
"Whatever is done," he added,"will be up to the University ."University authorities when quest-ioned, said that as yet nothing hadbeen done in regard to staggeringlectures.
ASPIRING or established P.T .instructors are invited to collec tat the Gym at twelve-thirty today .Hurry over, fresh instructors willbe tolerated.
ALL M.A.D. MEMBERS arecordially invited to gather for adiscussion Tuesday at 1:80 in tineM.A.D. conference room .
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Players Clubbers To Plan
Intense War Schedule
• CONCENTRATED EFFORT is to be the keynote govern-
ing the activities of the Player 's Club this year in an at -
tempt both to maintain the high standard of the club and to
meet the increased war-time demands on its members .
Such is the policy expressed b yPresident Michael Young when h emet this week with his executiveto discuss plans for the coming sea -son .
UNIVERSITY BOOK STOREHrs.: a.m. to 5 p.m.; Saturdays 9 a.m. to noon
The Red Crass periods will find many students as busy as those shown below (left to right )Miss Ruth Boyd, Miss aoldie Walker, Miss Betty Baru and Mrs. F. H, Soward, in chargeof this work,
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'Miss Mary Warner, secretary of the Student Council, makes an obliging patient for Mis sPatricia Ball (left) and Miss Margaret Beale to try out their first aid instruction .
Fountain Gushes Again;
Everyone Claims Credit,
LO AND BEHOLD! and there shall be water.Yes, after a year of rest, the fountain in the quad:
again gives forth with water .
We Leaves For . .
OTC Send
667 Cadets
To ForcesSINCE the outbreak of the way
in 191x, NI man have transferredfrom' the U. E. C, contingent C. b,T. C. to Active service, accordingto—a report issued from the ordersly room .
Of these M94 have gone to the Airforce, lE to the Na and lltl intothe Army. In the pet you the en+Belmo tta showed a vest upswingas the training hewn to take of.feet Since September 1241, 411 ofthe total NI entered Active ssrvepe .Since last April 75 men have beensent to Gordon Head for officer'stousle.
During last session, ' passing stu-dents watched expectantly forweeks while workman tore up thepavement leading to the non.functaning fountain, expdssd th epipes to the public ere, and thanmodestly recovered them .
After It was all o of-still nowater.
' So now it 1a no wonder that re.turning students express delight toN. water (not chlorinated) gush-ing forth from the fountain .
. DEMAND LI 1TThe Antes were the first to de•
mend credit, claiming it wes awork of Nature. Engineers pointto the repair as the, inevitability .of scientific progress.
Canny Commercanet refutethem' both, tolling us that, in avery reel saves, it is due to themoney changers in the temple—ia,the bursar.
But Artauten, scorning yogi, voo-doo, and kindred explanations, usetrue logic in pointing out that"During the summer somebod ydeed it . And that's good ."
.
campus
favorites
Jabez, WritesFor Herald,Join, A Irforce• AT some RCAF station,somewhat in Western Can-ads, will be one ' of thiscountry's best wits, And theboys there will probably notrealize it.
For that wit will be Erie "Jabot"Nicol, a dry, quiet fallow in person ,but in print 'the- author of theriotous "Mummery" which op-peered in the Ubysesy from I94Oto 1942.
Since leaving Varsity last spring ,Eric has gained further fame bywriting for the News-Herald an dcontributing to the script of CBR'sStag Party. Now his journalisti ccareer must be interrupted whil ehe turns to the service of hiscountry .
Reprinted by request in this is -sue is a "Mummery", formerlypublished in the March 7, 1941 ,issue of the Ubyssey, dealing withdefinitions every Freshman andFredrette should know. Severalof these columns will be printedthroughout the year. '
aluible Volumes .AreRemov~d To Vaults
NOT EVEN A steel and granite building gives adequat eprotection against bombing, but during the summer the
Library staff has been hard at work doing their best to giv ebetter protection to some of the' more valuable books an dperiodicals.
Additional shelving was cram-med into the vault, and when itwas filled to overflowing (in someplaces books stand three-deep onthe shelves), two smaller storagevaults were built under the mainstaircases, in the basement, In0119 way several thousand volume shave been given as much protectionas th construction of the buildingwill permit .1Ji'ficulty of replacement was th echi consideration kept in mindwhen the books to be played inplprsge were selected. Staff and
. pude s will notice that some ofthe choicest volumes have beenwithdrawn from the Art Room ;twiny of the rarer reference book ssee off the regular shelves; and theearlier volumes of many of thelong runs of periodicals an dtransactions of learned societies.srb stowed away in one or otherof the vaults.
If it is absolutgly necessary, thebooks placed in storage can be se -cured for readers, but as a grea tdeal of climbing and sorting willbe involved, the Library staffhopes that staff and students will
-keep such demands down to arhlnlmum . Of necessity, servicewill be slow, and as a rule It willnot be posible to supply books
. . AirForce
Dirty Nine Eke Out Fees 'During. Summer Months• COUNCIL MEMBERS did not while away long tutelar
days; instead they worked for their fees .Rod Morrie, Unlike put t
dents, did not attend the summersimian but worked for the Im•aerial Oil Company t Moose Jaw,ask.
11~aetary, Mary Wrrna', spentthe summer months at the cash-ittr'a desk in T. Eaton's .
Ct)41 PA IIANArvid Backman, treasurer, was
a aompsmman' on a timber cruiseon Vancouver Island.
John Carson, M.U.S ., directedthe program activities of the Y.M.C.A.' s Camp Elphinatone, laterattending the Phi Deft conventionat Chicago . Mary Mulvin, W.U.S . ,worked at the Dominion Labora-tory of Plant Pathology at Saanish-ton, V. I .WAR WORKERS ALL
Helen Matheson, W.A.A., was aworker at the Imperial Cannery ,Steveston. . Lynn Sully, M.A .A . ,like many other Varsity students,was a shipyard worker.
Junior Member, Paul Buck, wasat the Dominion ExperimentalStation at Summerland. Bill Mer-cer was weather reporting for thegovernment in the NorthwestTerritory.
.Andy Snaddon, editor of the
Ubyuey, was sweepinb flue dustat Trail, B.C ., for the C . M. & S.,preceding his enrollment at theSummer Session .
without one day's notice in ad-vance . All books borrowed fromthe vaults must be returned to th eloan desk by 4 .45 p .m., in order tha tthey may be kept in the vaultovernight.
A slight change has been made 'in the arrengement of the reservebook stacks. Students will havedirect access to the shelves, as lastsession ,but they will enter be -side the main catalogue, instead o ffrom the south-east corner of theReading Room, as heretofore . Thestacks thomseli^es have been group-ed mdre compactly, and the newarrangenent promises to be muc hmore convenient than the old.The Library's annual book lossis still higher than it should be ,and the students can do much toreduce it to a more reasonablefigure . Many books from the Li-brary are left lying here and ther ein one or other of the buildings bycareless harrowers, and if student swill take the trouble to pick themup and return them to the loa ndesk, their assistance will be great-ly appreciated.
Remember that every book re -placed needlessly prevents theLibrary from buying a new title .
He': Our: Now
'Tuum Est' IsAll
A Hoax - - Dean
Reveals Truth
• IT SEEMS there has neverbeen anyone at U.B.C, who
knew enough Latin to question themotto of the University, "Tuun tEst ." Countless editors, A .M.S.preiddenta, and other campus wigscloaked in the dignity of theirrobes of office have shouted ex-hortingly at bewildered students:"Tuum Eat—It is up to you"
Dean D. Buchanan, when speak-ing to the Freshmen, Friday, letthe cat out of the bag. When theUniversity was first establishedthe tuition was supposed to havebeen free and the motto waschosen accordingly, "Tutus Eat, "meaning "It Is Thine," "Come andGet It," Or "It's On Us Boys.' .COMES TRUTH
Now the truth has "outed." Fora while, U.B .C . was the only uni-versity in the British Empirewhich charged nothing for theprivilege of attending .
But as we all do eventually,the university became mercenary ,but kept the motto . So, "It' sThine," if you can get it.
Sweaters • e
Memories
Revived At
CairnT'day
• COMMEMORATING the
spirit of the students of
1922, members of the studentnoon to dedicate the annual
Cairn Ceremony.
Situated in the centre mall fail-ing the Science building, the ivy-covered pile was erected 20 yearsago by the students who engagedin the campaign to move theiruniversity from the crumbling"Fairview Shacks", to Its presentsite overlooking the waters ofHowe Sound.
A fitting climax to their longstruggle, the task was performedby the pioneer students followingtheir epic march from Fairview t oPoint Grey .
Presiding at the simple ceremonytoday, Rod Maria president ofthe Student Council, will tell ina few words the history of theCairn and the university. At thismeeting freshmen and upperclass-men will be brought to realize th esignificance of their Alma Mater, Top favorites to match al l
your 1942 casual collage
clothes . . . and Willard 's
have hundreds of them
for you . . , In fine domes -
tics and Scottish imports. . . In slathers of colors
in dozens of styles .
$2,9S to $6,95
• ALTHOUGH the Totem has been discontinued for th eduration, Totie still lives on happily in the Ppb . office .
He has been adopted by the Ubyssey . Come down anytimeand see Totie sitting on the senior editor's desk in the pub -Board offices.
NOTE TO AGGIESsA cowHas a toungueAt woungue
Lend ,And an udder .
Voice from line up in the Cat :Who you shovin' .
Answer: "I dunno, what's you rname."
WI L[A J
G•E Service
Now Available
To Ubyssey
• AVAILABLE this year forUbyssey readers will be stories
from the General Electric Colleg ePress Service .
Most of these releases have tie -ups giving a university news in-terest . Some, of a more technicalnature, will no doubt be of useto engineers.
The first release, that concerningco-ed engineers, appears in thi sissue .
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.MayBoliter ktixiotts Leagued
CAF The Cuff
By BILL GALT• ON TM EE VERGE of theodll e's third yey of compiul-
soy i military training; and filed with anttmar numberof gat p•eared neophites, which annually
O''twr cash-pue( ibaking undergrad fall recollections c
from anon-seatthe sports situation here teiiIA be w ~ ►; e11 of a litworse,
it pihsentti -a hap
phi a than taut 'same situation at the sate time hkllpltar.
mat To Oft4
Chief cont*ein lit the mOJarapses field Wiiih be Ilutd r, Btiket-boll, ant OOP*. Maoistyr aid MI .nary st.naaon Tactile, hockey,skilug, and rowing hove yet to batdivulged, though it iis .xpichd thatthose sports will be strictly cur.
tailed if not completely eliminated,owing to the transient stature o ttheir watts.
fanciest Minot spOrtewhich maywell be wash . be & Ott iu *ai mthis i u,tr ok and ►1d. Iadl•
eifoae Ina* It thst loan *hider -lay without ode*
nett, willthr uyaedsy As*
titles line,
e THE . SHIPYARDS and Boeing's are going to be hens
premed for men now that Varsity hat started swig the
the students are trekittg back once again to their batiks
studies.
1Wkr,11,L. V.n V 'aThuniw%ird haket•balk%;
'last 'y
rndM tilt
i
40 Ong of
ths t .dq► .1
;9 Via %titatltfa that a Nvitalt;ed'>prd crawwill, enter the icr 'A' *gooin . 4ompetiticn with Shays, eta•ow's4 .and one stns team yet tojat ntaud ,
The mesas* of the' ' . iconga of :Art, d'orpab
LING THE PARADE of sport stars into ties
building industry at the West Coast Shipbuilder. Was lam
rM, L. Van Wit, Men's Physical Education Directo and
coach of site basketball, Canadian football and English rugby
squads, Harry Franklin of the Thunderbird hooperi, ono ar t
the loading scorers in the Senior A Basketball League hit '
winter, and organizer of the Intra-Mural program last yew ,
also spent the hummer working there. Lynn Sully, Al Denis
and Art Joimion, all from the Senior A basketball team, were
likewise employed in the same yard. Al has now gone.jo
Gordon Head for his commission in the army,
.
d FROM
SOCCER SQUAD, those who spent then
sumMer amongst the noise of the rivetting guns ever
Walker and Gordis Jolason, this year's manager of the Thur*
derbiird goon. The Froth baassketbtill team was reprNOnted
by Pate *Get* and Dave Hayward, tiscidentt r than t *o
men should make names for thems.lvee as likely ceivildotoil
for the 'senior hoop team this year. Bob Owes
Ae,a
With lino i ereamd participation of the, Intramural sports program expected this
year, scenes such is the above, which shows the start of the woos country, won by D . U.
Doug bee, will' be repeated during' the team,
s" Sutberbl , who played on the WWI*.
Rugby fifteen last winter also aided in this ind>,tn
Other:sporting students who worked in the *wards eves
John Zabindd, who played for the Gridderi in their one
ing against the Vancouver Grizzlies, and was
of the rowing club; M. Fits-James, president of the Varsity
rowing club; and Hugh Hall, one of Varsity's bettor $ uttlor ,
and member of the Badminton club ,
Sully, andwhose %tAbiliW is$1 woo numbers sit last yor's
, oaoa Jim Stott who, *tin**top end, *at was a, nor of ,
Oaa~diast ohampionehtp d'htm-
an, returned to the
*opus, but . it is doubted that lw
cloy this year booms of pros.
tanaitaitios who willudeforthwith
paddy pesooet .and Jim Tema and
e Sykes, all of whom made`
names fir - *Ousel* in variousleap* last year, All interested
front will be . gam+ tryouts for
U . Troth team, which enter the
+s BMSKEIBALL MANAGERS
of the Senior A quintet, and Dave Manning frog► h
hoopsrs, were also working in defense industries ,
"STEW RETURNS '
Big Blocks
~`or+ce ~'rash
To Hide Rage
To Play Major Role
Program Expanded
To Affect All Me
Main y, `.
Eng. Rugger Star
On Assiniboine
• ONE OF THE HEROES of the
recant epiwode in which the H.
M.C.S. AU ttb*1 a rimmed and
sunk a N$i ibt rlae cif the
Easleea WOW bout was Jim
star of T 'setty's 1Dnil1ahof to season's spa
scrum for
the uti ittit WA' tie* ht the
out is**, OS
me-, theyVide.
,fromall
his
e j, p; "PATi" FLYNN, captain of the Vail C
Championship basketball team of 1940 .41, and Juts about tai
boat baliketballer ever to play for the Blue and Gold, was
town for Sour days last week prior to posting ; for mooch
duty. H. was' a graduate of an Air Observers school in
bas', dndnow has the official title of tier geslut 'tl a vet',
o PAT WAS ONE of the most likeable follows war to p
at the *toping game, and his last'sewn at Virg* wilt eti.
mixed when he led the Thunderbirds to a Cowlitz chain *
pionship against the Toronto:Simpson Grads at the . ltiI *•
Lion Forum. The Blue and Gold "Wonder Tema,' sparke d
by the big Irishman took that series in four straight spur ,
RUMEN WRugger ie' to come bash
into its own this year, tentativeplan having boon discussed con-cerning the *try of a Varsityaftean in the Bill* Cup herbs It
is piannd to kbop'ontolhtrty Menin trwtafng so that they will beavailable for competition in ticsseries
'Less year becaus e IJ.g,C, off
too Wale chinos for rugby,-dent, iv d maids tars,
;
4F/ y -yI , with
aentry in the Uagwr atudtate it 1Ohoped
got the oppnrtdnity to'
• SO' all the ruder they like forRarity;
IOOCSM ojc.
The sooner eleven, it ispreemied ,will tarry on with tbafr originalintentions and Join the Widowday sfternoen - mar sang*, Op.pawns **e will be Police, W'ood-sonians, Pro•RRws, and probably an
rotii~!,ran a ;toady mood
th*outghout the sagest sport ma*
Usk year, andoat* of
the sudden*oral hay men might have
wan the leasuS1'r.Nuoa omen. point to the
formation of one of the most pow.o'rlal Vannity soccer goads forsotiia years,
FOOTBALL,
it I. ntobable that all WWI.will bat boltterad by Army entries ,Obviating the gloomy ridgy thatwas heard so often last y "We'wgot the tams, bui who an .wegoing to play" . A arggsstton has
b. ` *warded that thing are*Ugh Coatis' footbaill Malt inlocal Air Toroe and Army , *lionsto *smut a league. Most of tawsmen are of Eastern semi props •alanal tame, No action has beentaken along there lines yet .
Yes, in spate of everything th e
• situation could be one haws lotworse.
e 'TRESHIISI NO glorli ed high
school students will ten toles.led on the campus. In short keepyour high school and letters homeor' sleet"
SUCH WAS the sudden first andfinal ultimatum the freshmen re-ceived from the Varsity Big Blockswhen they were welcomed to thecampus last Friday.
BUT KEEP YOUR shirts folks—there sate* gonna be no Pearl gar-boar. Those ,troth* are here ob-liging haws after they saw thosehusky upper*ysor*o.
o "urnvERBAL PARTICIPATION" might well be . the
slogan of the new intramural program, Lunched for the
first tints on an all-out boa' is this year,
'
Started late last year, the program was strictly inter •
fraternity, because fraternities were the only availabl e
'groups, But such widespread interest was evidenced in the
success of the experimental project, that the plan has bee n
expanded to include every campus male . e NOW PAT is playing for a world championship squad
and everyone at Varsity is pulling for him to spark' themon to a speedy victory . Good Luck, Pat!
fifteen tournaments, with no lest ,
than 275-100 individual matches,
and probably upwards of 1,000
men,To create further .. a, foaling of
interest and . entitWiSom in the
*ld hug fidd, there will . be .pup aprti oId to the Winn* in .every
oo igp an, and accurate. menage
inept ot wins* tint* *ma entsthe like. The* ,wends Will be
printed 'each year in the !Pm
stasis handbook, av4:8ahle to allstudents.
SWING SIM SERENADE
o MEMORIES OF A SWING•SHITItR--When vp eft*
working, which was very seldom (it Oa,ti haroh I
the ibipykrd b Mining, composed d of eight hank. a
knowledge from Virally Would got together and . .aye on our nights oft, whom we took outs Sri
ands that happened. Really it was just an old
circle. Believe met Then we *odd think if al .tb(It
eves going to
and us having to
e going through one whole stiat*ptir with ey ente,ptg t
off, each week, and that happened to be a Mond , . Q ie
solation, ice, Was that a swing shifter gets plenty ad t> iep
about ten hours every night (and morning) . Still Olt;
evet night off and only five or six h
stoop.
• Men, Sound the battle cry . Death to the Swing
SHARPENSFIRMLY
The flexibi eloads .edd 01 1c rgchitig . andcr unblIni in the.harP4ner. No
a lead frombroken points indaily use.
MOhAI Ifl. POINT
Ea..=loo
4,
leant
I1 tdo* .U00RN
*Wadi ihMO tidbits *sat-tSi1t load will not smear under
stet t$* from acai-d*t*i et • >wr Verithin,24 colors to choose from--
gal sack
hi owes*.
guts IN
. F e.
OH RALLY!At the end of soh leaser these
will be an intro-mural rally hellin the Gym when the grand ag-srspte cup will be presented aswell as trophies for each eventErahibittoas of various skills willalso be demenstrrsted, with a viewto making students conversantwith as many sports as possible,
Last. years rally will ever be re•membered by hasty exit of one girlwho had sneaked in following atumbling event in which one oftba par ticipants lost his shorts.
Tha nniw plan will be welcomedon titi campus by Many men whohave thus for had no chance toit good tout of any kind, andshould also prove an invaluableaside *It,
Kids Tangle
Thurso In .
Hoop Tilt
o TIDE FROM will tangle
with the Sophomores on
Thursday at noon in a gigan-
tic struggle to decide the
supremacy pf the two classes
on the pie.ying , field. Teams
are bolug lined up from both
groups of students , the bosh
under the capable lead of
Lynn Sully, the Sophs
ed by Harry
ate.
Art Johnson . .In view of the curtailed indtis-
tion csremaeden, the game wil pro-
vide a chance for many of the un-
dergraduates to "blow off steam, "in spite of the fact that this is to
be a game, and not a riot . Harry .Franklin, flashy star of the Thun-
derbirds last year, is quoted asbeing a little bit afraid to play for
fear of being "beaten up" by the
hordes of avid Tr.sh eti sport
fens.As yet, no line-up of lb* two
teams can be given, but each groupis confident of easy victory .
Coed: "No, we muiak, Didn't
you know 1~ h~1>ii
~ that the Dean has secs•
Freshman : " "lire! thing you
know hM111ak sddaig the *Men*
to stop ."
"KIR K
SUIT or TOPCOAT
29.50 to 47.50
New Fall Hats by "STETSON" 3.Nl, pp I
,Many new Fall Hues in Heberdadier* Not in
RICUATIONAL NEEDWith the view in mind of getting
the students in wartime. conditionof physical fitness, and simultane-
tsuady supplying the* with a longfight iearialioae.l good, the new
***Mural plan has been
;red **Ott and spiritIn *at plea intro,
tiaor tier first umein lntra mursl Mabry eotatoshad to ,be *nod away Iran anIntramural event because of iii•adeq%Vti acornmodetion.
ACT QUICKLYIt is vital to. the success of the
program that competing groupsarrange for entry as soon as pos-
sible. Existing campus clubs, dis-cussion, religious, and production,with more than 25 or lea than 75Interested pals sltouid lose notime petitioning the hrtra.mutalcommittee.
Freshmen too, should act rapidlyto get off to . a good start . Frothgroups might be formed on thebasis of ex-High School clubs, orformed from the crowd who eat atthe same table in the ad. Yourcar chain might even prove to. bethe nutleous of a connp th g
SIXTY PER CENT of the' huh*men Interviewed by Vbya y attarthis tens nodal were. oatpaid to this **WI high schoolblades M al on the *ens Tid ygroun'a opbdoa *as bid stkreaee dup by Cline Philp. an An iianfootball player from Van**College, and Norman Newell ,freshman, from Burnaby North .
SAID CLtat, "That's the early itshould be. Otherwise no schoolspirit could be worked up.",
SAID NORM., "High schoolsweaters are o,k,—at high school.But I on no reason why theyshould be worn on the U . B. cam-pus. The fellas wearing them areonly trying to show oft"
TIa14 THIO~E were a few fresh-men like James Miller from fat-off Trail, High who rupon Bede"It's up to the students . They
should be allowed to wear them it
they want to."
NOW WE COMB to the coaapar-attvely few *ht arnatned a morebeWoom attitude,
Said , Jot Ma* EagWh Ruggerstar from tlyng who was **linga t>>g "B". Ii's fade dumb, I dun-* Vehr they should do it '
Mock more violent M their con-**Wort of the Mg Hook's an•notnoianoat were Oro frdtiwnatyboys from . hard , , Brat .Norm.Dewing and Dave Rini, who flab-*rained* repied, s tiny, and
its the (canored) .
Perpetual Motion: A cowing a pall of milk.
,
s tfr Intly, Threei rltarably women from theDunbar diatrliat to loin a oar chain.See Chuck Claridge in Pub orBAy. 24838.
"I saw men and women sleep -big together yesterday. "
"0, mtgawd, where? ""In English 13 ."
willasof m scla
im i ant it
riderM dMsooal 4 ..alvi ”
If
;toleallysport a Ill hash
to imhies 1
thattalit,
they may pelition the **-Muhlconurdttea for its waian b theprogram. tt is possible, if de*mend be sufficient that a boxin gtourney, and a bowling leaguemay be included in the new ache•dote .
.Fuedal Lord: "Son, I under-
stand you were misbehaving while
I was away. "Son: "In what manor, sire? In
what manor?"
2 ...ES .
2561 Granville South and 301 West Hastings
WANTED: One more car for acar chain between 30th and 41staround Dunbar Street . Call atBAy. 9921L or KErr. 4372 .
