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imUt •( Ike iraltffd rxwa Aweehrftaa br *»"«* Bali rrd at 'th* pomtattlrr, Taartna, Win*., »• mecMK^bua i raatfor. (Pnbllnhcd j lyr «h» * Vmsamm Vlmum Pufc. Vm. Krery Bt«"*b« *tcf|t Bummmr- The Eternal Call of the Wild IDRAMAGRAPHS ;-: :-; ;-: By Condo Away up north, in the topmost part of British Columbia and lapping over into southeastern Alaska, lie regions vast, into which the only entrance of the pale faced race has been that of an occasional trap- per or runner. Here live Indian tribes as untouched by civiliza- tion as were the natives of the New World before Co- lumbus landed. Of the customs of these tribes we know practically nothing. The territory they in- habit is one of the few remaining spots offering the chance for original exploration. Speeding toward it as fast as limited trains and palatial steamers will carry, is a woman who has planned an unique summer vacation. She is Miss Mary L. Jobe, professor of history in New York city's normal college. From Prince Rupert, B. C, she expects, with only two Indian guides, to adven- ture singly into this strange country, traveling when possible by canoe, otherwise by foot over Indian trails. Her plans call for 10 weeks of utter separa- tion from the world as we know it—a separation as complete in respect to all conveniences, to all chances of fellowship with humans of our kind, as if she should be caught up by a miracle and transposed to the planet Mars. She will see only savages who have never viewed a white woman before. She will jour- ney over the trails that have never been plotted. She will visit phases of nature that are known only by analogy. But she goes forward eagerly, joyfully, un- afraid. What a vacation it will be! And what stories she _wij.l bring back! Sometimes we wonder why explorers take such chances. But theirs is precisely the same lure which makes us want to get away from the noisy, dusty, grimy city to the cool quiet of the lakeside, seashore or mountain; and to- be the more contented the further we leave the evi- dences of civilization behind! Perhaps it is the cave man in us surging up through the thin crust of our conventional veneering. Holidays , v•« City, county and state employes got two holidays last week. * ;\u25a0 For these holidays in Tacoma the taxpayers prob- ably paid to the employes over $1,000 in wages they did not earn. v And this money has to* come largely out of people |/who?get; no holidays with pay themselves. This makes it look rather lopsided and indicates that the city and public employe generally' is getting the better of the game. . But the city employe probably gets none too many holidays. The trouble with the social order is that the rest of the people do not get enough. Of course many-people get plenty of vacation, but not with pay. |zffis3|ari enforced vacation without pay is no vaca- tion. The worry of being out of a job is as enervat- ing and even more so than hard work itself. Americans need more real holidays. That is, they need more : real relaxation from the struggle for bread. This people lives fast. Vitality is exhausted rapidly; the tension of life is enervating in the ex- treme..'V\. \V - ,'. ;/£\u25a0 r>^ The agitation should be not to cut off some of the holidays of the city employe, but to put the rest of the working world on the same footing. What Do You Think of This? In an Ohio town where the "good" people get % most of their amusement by fighting the "bad," there was a mayor whom the "good" people suspect--* ed ..was "bad." So this was how they put him to the tefct: : \u25a0 ' \ \ They hired an alluring woman and got her to mVke friends with his honor. A skillful woman, out to ensnare a man, especially if she be pretty andj) dimply and apt in the affectations of a beauty in distress, generally, so history tells us, makes some headway. It was so lin this ; case. The woman tempted and the man bit like the great, gawky gudgeon that a man is. Nothing wilfullywrong, understand. No delib- - crate plotting of perfidy on his part. Just a foolish yielding to a lure as old as creation. And when the trap was ready to be sprung, 10, there came detectives, policemen and a pho- tographer; the "good" I people chortled with glee and a flock of them hied to the governor to |i see if they could get the ' bad maypr removed. . Wonderful reforming, isn't it? Sounds So Familiar = /[ ' , Harr, assistant attorney general for Woodrow Wilson, ordered postponement of trial of Directors Bruce and Smith, of the Western Fuel Co.; "as they seemed men of high character, directors in the usual Isense and unfamiliar with the - company's v opera- tions." ./\u25a0,'..'...>..- v;...v :. 1 :.;\u25a0 •" -.: ;\u25a0 ;•>:\u25a0:;"; .;- --: \u25a0 \u25a0. :"..' \u0084 l>g Oh yesl Men of high character, but officials and profit sharers in a company that it has been found advisable to indict! How very, very Taftian! ;\u25a0 v Seeming Xhigh character Jis a stock »in trade that Jhas enajbled many of our greatest rascals to keep out while filling their pockets. MBHP^^:--::'-.r'::;.:\r:;r:*'" 'f:-':... ~::' i~: i|Now,tHe Montamara Festo is over, let's build that : Itideflat street railway liHe7;Kv^"r-Tr'\u25a0\u25a0'\u25a0\u25a0 \u25a0'.- •"%'\u25a0•\u25a0'C **^;ii h^* jttffefcry: \u25a0'---•-\u25a0'"\u25a0''—•-- ""\u25a0 : : \u25a0:\u25a0;.\u25a0;: ' :<:: •- '"\u25a0;;\u25a0; \u25a0'\u25a0a -\'\u25a0':\u25a0 "-•':\u25a0 ---'\u25a0"'," %">^ p^, The. big red * raspberry will now have ' its t day on rfeti^oundr J "\u25a0'.*,- '\u25a0 -l -• :'-'^X<:rtil;- : :y:-yX\.^.^ ...,.„„. ,;,.,,..' :.';,L,,' •";-\u25a0>:;• /. /\u25a0\u25a0 \u25a0:;' -^:;'•-:'! =: We really could swap some of our rain for a little sunshine or the east with profit to bo th' sections. | Dispstfc£fr indicate that chauffeurs have n&-~~~~ I<Toiu;it is impossible to butt ntvpft 1 The Adventures of Johnny Mouse. BASIN, Wyo., July 7. —While IA. W. Coons, editor of the Big j Horn County Rustler, was sweat- ing in the throes of an editorial on the tariff a bull snake, seven feet long, invaded his sanctum. Coons went to the mat with the intruder and dispatched it with a pair of clipping shearß. He then discovered that a note was tied to its neck and realized that he had slain the pet of a friend. The note recommended the snake for the position of fly- killer in the Rustler office. PKOPLE SHOULD GUARD AGAINST APPENDICITIS Tacoma people who have stom- ach amd bowel trouble should guard against appendicitis by tak- ing simple buckthorn bark, gly- cerine, etc., as compounded in Adler-1-ka, the German Remedy which became famous by curing appendicitis. JUST ONE DOSE 'relieves sour stomach, gas on the stomach and constipation IN- STANTLY because this simple mixture draws off such a sur- prising amount of old foul matter from the body. French Drug Qo.. 1156 Pacific ay. I DANCE I . TONIGHT I Glide Pavilion I So. 11th and L Ste. I Served Editor Right for All the Snake Yarns He'd Printed. MADAM, KINDLY HAND SOM6EATJ ir YOU OARt WAIT ILL CALL THE DO&f BUT MADAM, 1.. DONT EfVT PO^.; i HOMANOE. ' : i.. "Observe yon mountain," - said the guide, -fir "Which rises from the plata. Two lovers once climbed -to 'Its top ' -.;'\u25a0//\u25a0 \u25a0 \u25a0"-..' " : And ne'er came back again." "Ah! what an awful death /-.; ;\u25a0\u25a0 die," ' \u25a0;., \u25a0.• ... \u25a0\u25a0}.»%&i% Remarked the new-made bride.' "They didn't die," he said, \u25a0«« "They Just ' ' i!lli Went down the ;other side." rtK ItEAIi BARGAIN, TOO. ftj The maiden was<l»ed tier' fluffy I The maiden wasHfed *er fluffy iv-»y- hair, \u25a0: - -. -; \u25a0: i \u25a0 >y;; £ >..r '' Then dried it on a kitchen chair, Was It her own? Why, sure, as -V"-^;;-^ate.v'"s!t.-"^: -:.:' : \u25a0\u25a0": r,':-:-"" 6he7 lion gilt?. it , for ' "six nlnety- -.'f:;V;;eight;'V;-a::;^^-y.c',.'.<, \u0084 ;;| Moving and Storage - i Merchant*' Dellypry ; \-;'., : ,-Hi;aM.iii:<e»^^x:v., -\u0084; Garden Seeds j : Absolutely treah | and I first : j *Krade.';7,-:;. %** \, X&mMUV MOniHBK SKKD ,"* ? KUIISBUr; I' K^^*V'r^^ CO.. :?^f^ap^^iFe ltSl C St. Pbon» M. *Oi2Jl B Lord Ballyrot in Slangland Once 1 sought a hotel typist, and deferentially requested her to inscribe some correspondence on her typewriting machine, you know. Imagine my consternation when she said: 'Say, Unkie, make yourself to home. I'm the speediest little shorthand slinger that ever land- ed a fish with a pothook, and bee- lieve me, if you're looldn' for classy sppllin' and neat whackln' on the old iron piano, just begin on the dietaahe thing and watch my slim, artlstocratic digits do that key-board 'buck-and-wing!" My word! HK'g RIGHT. H. Teacher—Willie, can you tell me what a trust company is? Willie—^Yes'um. It's a bunch of men surrounded by other peo- ple's money. r 1 HEAB BATHERS. . ; .flkl THICK AT THE i&EACH THIS YEAfc,. * WILLIE, WHAT 15 (A BATHE*? iFor edits,? Burns and iiniiM* \u25a0 ; jJJn;every, home there should be , a hox of ISucklen's Arnica Salve, ;i i i'u<ly to apply; Id every cue of ; barns, cuts, wounds „\u25a0 or\u25a0; scalds. U. H, I'uUnco. Dalvalle, "Tex., R. pio:-'2,\wtHM:-c>lßuekl»n'a Arni- ca , Salve % caved ?my - little \u25a0 girls [cut foot. ,'* No »one > believed it could be cured." world* best jalve, 1?; Only 25c. s Recommended pjr Malatroni Drug Co.**.*;>;\u25a0_ ~*-~- \u25a0H"li^iM, l(^c-gMNWfc M^>P-<i* www*—* editorial Pa^c of Cfie Cacoma Cimes * THEATRICAIi. ' \u2666 0 « » Tacome —"Hanky Panky" \u2666 \u25a0•> tonight. . - * <S> Princess Miss Warda <9> Howard and company in <& » "The Easiest Way," all \u2666 0 week. ** * Pantages— Samaroff * \u25a0$> concert trio and good vaude- <«\u25ba ville this week. . j «> Melbourne Latest popu- | «\u25ba lar motion pictures. * <§> - .* * AT THE TACOMA * "A RIOT OF~NONSK.\SE." All superlative adjectives In- tended to imply that a he, Bhe or an it is exquisitely funny, ludU crous, or incongruous, or any other' sort of expression tending to show that you never laughed so much in your life, seem out of place in telling of "Hanky Paniy." The word "scream" has been used. "Scream" generally comes with terror or anguish. Its only j adaptability in criticising such a play as came to Tacoma last night, would be In reference to the audience. Most persons who witnessed the jilay laughed so much that their sides hurt. Henc# the "scream." It is a company of stars, come- dians and chorus girls. Coming at the end of the season, it Is nevertheless the best musical show that has visited T.icoma in six months. From the moment of the rising of the first curtain last night until the electric bell buzzed for the "final ensemble It was a continual combination of giggles, guffaws and roars of lauffhtor. "Hanky Panky" will be repeated at the Tacoma for the last time tonight. I AT THE PRINCESS I "THR KASIHST MAY." Eugene Walters' gripping dra- ma, "The Easiest Way," was pre- sented for the first time in Ta- coma yesterday when the Princess players, with perfect ease, gave a splendid, rendition of the diffi- cult piece. The play was one In which Miss Frances Starr made herself famous. It never came to the Pacific coast as a road show, hence the great Interest shown in this week's presentation by Miss Warda Howard and hei company. Every character in the drama is portrayed with excellent intensity. As Laura Murdock, the girl who tried to reform and finally slid back to "the easiest way," Miss Howard has an oppor- tunity of displaying her clever emotional ability. V PANTAGES f __ , a An opera company of renown will be heard at Pantnges theater this week.'when the Olga Sama- roff trio, recently brought from Europe, present their repertoire of classical music. Fred Ardath, in "Hiram," a musical comedy feature with 12 chorus igirls, also has a feature place on the new bill. MARKETS 1 M.-iii. null Fuiillrr Beof—Steers, 14 Ho; cows. 14o; rfnl, dressed, 13 011 c. —Wethers, ll^c; spring lambs. 15c; ewes, lie. _ Pork iwessedl 13c; trimmed. fDC \u25a0' Chickens— dressed, SOe lb.; live, 25c lb.; hens, live, 14 15c lb. dressed, 180. Bmr. Grata and P<rcd—S«llla« il . C'ov.r hay, $17018 a ton; timo- thy, $24@2« a ton; mixed timothy iii?,? 4: , altaira. c H6017; bran fl«.5O; shorts, $28.60 ton; oats, $32; rolled oats. $33; corn, $33 a ton wlieav, 43S®S4; barley. $29@30 Jobbing nnoimloni The following jobbing quotation! lire furnished Th« Times dally by leading firms engaged In the vari- ous lines of fruit, produce, meats, provisions, etc. •»•»!» _ *"":"\u25a0 Vmrlnbir. Walla Walla Asparagus—sl.lo box. Cabbage— lb. ' ' '"' Cucumbers— 75c and $1 00 Head Lettucfa—California, $1' home grown, 35c doz. Beetssl.2s sack. Potatoes—California, new, Wh!l and red, [email protected]. Spinach—so lb. , Parsnips—fl.2s a sack. arsely—New, 200 dozen. Tomatoes—California 20 lbs $1.60; Hot House, 150 lb. Waxln Oreen Beans—Be. Peas —Home frown, 80. Homegrown Radishes2oo doz. —California, red, new $1.35 sack; yellow, $1.35. Freak F*-iit. . Watermelons2^o lb. Cantaloupe—Pon* size crate $1.75; standard size crates, $2.26 i Cherries—Royal Anna, 7c lb, 11.00 I box of 10 lbs.; Ulng cherries, 100 lb Apricots—ll.so bax. - Plums—sl.2s® 1.75 box. Yellow Fraestone Peaches $1 25 Apples—sl.26 to $1.76. Bananas— 6c lb. < OrangessE.oo@«.2s. .\u25a0• \u25a0 Ilhubarb—2c ll* . Lemons—sß.soo9.oo. - Pineapples—Hawaiian, 10s lb. Strawberries—Homegrown, 75c® Kggs—Washlnstton ranch, 2«o. ; Butter—Washington creamery, 29 QP 306. *','•\u25a0 A ' —Llmburger, I0o; Tllla- mook, 17c; brick, 20c; block Bwlsa, «©240; Young America, 18c; Wash. Inirton Menlo, OlTc; Wlscon- sin, 17 He. , «T*"<$> 4> 4> *\u25a0 \u25a0**\u25a0*<»<»•*'*<»\u2666 » NOTICE TO BTTBSORIBKRS \u2666 P /; In order to Insure prompt 4> *> and " regular service to Ita \u2666 » patrons, The Times reque&ta \u2666 *-> that all subßcrib«r telephone <2> * In all complaints regardlnc .$> » lrrea;ular delivery. A co- <i> » operation In this respect will <*> <* b* greatly appreciated. \u2666 \u2666\u0084 Those wtiio subacrlbe 4> : » through . contest candidates <g> '*\u25a0 ar« served the day after tha * •$> subscription is turned in by *\u25a0 •' the Candida^* and thaa* sub- \u2666 * scriberg are requested ito \u2666 «> give full and detailed ad- \u2666 <fr dresses when giving their 4>. ?> subscription. $> # . :, Th» circulation : departs <•\u25a0 \u2666 ment telaj>hone .la Main 12. « \u2666«\u2666•»\u2666\u2666«\u25a0\u25a0•\u2666\u2666\u2666\u2666\u2666* i r~ i?ri7idt^ —Ti Fur Ih«HM \ Mtl '-" \u25a0 -'\u25a0\u25a0\u25a0..loß'Bo/*lBtli:8t."1^ _y ntlAiirC Circulation Dept. M»in 12. PHI IN P S Circulation ftejrt. Mn«n la. I ll\/l»-*-» Editorial D«pt. Main 794. OFFICE— COMMERCK ST. r lceJ-«^P \u25a0^p '\u25a0\u25a0 \u25a0\u25a0\u25a0'*\u25a0\u25a0',\u25a0\u25a0..•. . . . John liorenze, who Ims an im- portant role in "The Kasiest Way." _______ Florence Moore, the dynamo that furnishes spontanic humor in "Hanky I'anky." Modips Btadl Sunday. Order your lunch now. Duenwuld's, Sit lltli st. "Advertisement." EIiEOTRIO RANGES Motors—Switchboards Repuirs and Wiring EVANB-DICKSON CO. Main 0500. 725 Cum. St. TACOMA THEATER TONIGHT LEW FIELDS' ALL- STAR CO. In the Melodious Jumble of lolli- fication, "H A N X V VA X X V." 15 Starsl,ooo Laaglu Hirenic Ik'atitir*. Tricessoc to 92.00. Curtain, 8:15. PRINCESS THEATER Main 7700 THIS WEEK "The Easiest Way" Ily Eugene Walter. Ilargnin Matinees Wednesday and Saturday, 10c ami 88c. Evening l'rlceo—2Oc, 30c and 50c PANTAGES BIG FEATURE VAUDEVILLE Olga Samaroff Trio Fred Ardath's Dainty Maids in "HI HAM" Five Other nig Arts. You'll Find It Here £— —-—JIJ Race auto mechanicians worked all night last night to get the broken Tulsa, Xa- i tional nnd , Appersoii cars ready foi' the MM this aft-.." ;; enioon. Cut flowers and floral works Hinz, florist, South 7th and X st. "Advertisement." n Claude B. Hill, national super. Intendent of Christian Endeavor, en route to the International 0. ' E. convention at Los Anpcles, , stopped over Sunday and told the First Christian church audience that the church member who doea not vote the prohibition ticket Is as bad aa the saloonkeeper him- self. - . ! Walter A. Stevens, for- niei'ly \u25a0> Tiicoman, died at White Salmon on the Fourth. You save money by having those old carpets made into ne\» fluff rugs. Roscow Rug Factory. Call Main 7717. "Advertisement." Mrs. E. Seeley of Taconia was elected second vice president of the state association for the deaf at their convention Saturday. Grade pupils wishing to taka summer school work call Proctor 590. "Advertisement." Too much dampness for the Iwsnd concert at Point l)oli»nce park again Sunday. Call up Washington Auto Liv- ery Company for Automobile. Choice parking reservations se- cured for the races. Stratford hotel, Phone Main 1006. "Advertisement." Pierce, King and Thurston county pioneers will hold their annual reunion at Point Defiance park Wednesday. Harry Trakes, 18, Is In Jail charged with attempting to snatch the purse of Mm. Frank Gill on Pacific avenue Saturday. Agates and moonstones cut and mounted. Pfaff, Jeweler, 1147 So. C st. "Advertisement." Tacoma EKta will give an ex- cursion to Moclips July 20. Public Advancement lea- gue will elect eifneers and complete organi/.ation Friday night at the city hall. Dancing every Saturday night at' the American Lake hotel. r "Advertisement." Over 155,000 persons rode on the street cars of Tacoma Satur-* day. |£fj Thirty-eight doctors were granted . certificates to prac- tice in this state by the state board of examiners Satur. day. Artistic floral decorations t.t Watson's. - ' "Advertisement." Oscar Sampson, 33, whosa let and arm were cut off by a N. P. switch engine at Dock street Sat- urday, died an hour later. "Shoe-String Jack" Mo Quinn, who ran away from the poor' farm and w«« locked in jail by County Commissioner Reed, showed he had $300 in cash and he was let bo. National Charities and correo- tlon convention Is on at Seattle. Try "Prumm's Special" Whiskey for . , Quality UTtUMM'S 1300 So. 0. Main 1773. Lawn Mower SPECIAL The Admiral Ball Bearing Mower is a Btrictly high-grade mower. It haa high wheels, 4 knivee of best crucible steel and is self sharpening; fully guar- anteed. 14-inch, special. . .*f1.05 $7.38 16-inch, special. . .$6.23 $7.75 A. GEHRI &CO. Hardware, Plumbing, Heating Main 402. 1113 Pacific Aye. EVERY DAY LOW ROUND TRIP FARES > , Until Sept. 30, 1913 * i v l"iSSr™l' FROM TACOMA 1 HlOfl"*!lv 1 I Br.aU^ e',,P Oi; IIand ' Vancouver, Spokane, Ever- Ir flAll^ A 111 V. ',!. "Kllßln and All Other Point* Jn the \u25a0 ri'^^J I'arlfic Northwest. Atlantic Citj, N. .. .fin.*, Montreal ... $ i05.00 BosU>n 110.00 New York ........ 108.50 nuf/alo 02.00 l*hll««lel|ihto ..". 108.50 Clilcago ....'. 72K0 »'lt»«l»ur X .........:. 91JW <£Zi! mntt° : \u25a0 •s2 KK^:;^ ij.,1,,,1. > oa.OO St. Loul« ............\-H70.00 Fine return limit. October 31. 1913. Mr\ Liberal stopover privileges nnd choice of routes nre fj^ \ *»»1> Off at Glacier STattonal Park. Tour $1 to «5 p\«. \ For additional Information, call on or addr, V \ rP. HKKHKUT, O. P. *T. A. B. I. HKALY,.Uen', A^F \ V GEEAT NOETHERN RY. Hankers Trust Iluilding. Tacowia, Wnjjl^^^JP^" r c Telepitotir a. i\ a.', ii|^^£BSß:
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The Eternal Call of the Wild IDRAMAGRAPHS ;-: :-; ;-: By CondoAway up north, in the topmost part of British

Columbia and lapping over into southeastern Alaska,

lie regions vast, into which the only entrance of the

pale faced race has been that of an occasional trap-per or runner.

Here live Indian tribes as untouched by civiliza-tion as were the natives of the New World before Co-lumbus landed. Of the customs of these tribes we

know practically nothing. The territory they in-habit is one of the few remaining spots offering thechance for original exploration.

Speeding toward it as fast as limited trains andpalatial steamers will carry, is a woman who has

planned an unique summer vacation. She is MissMary L. Jobe, professor of history in New Yorkcity's normal college. From Prince Rupert, B. C,she expects, with only two Indian guides, to adven-ture singly into this strange country, traveling whenpossible by canoe, otherwise by foot over Indiantrails. Her plans call for 10 weeks of utter separa-tion from the world as we know it—a separation ascomplete in respect to all conveniences, to all chancesof fellowship with humans of our kind, as if sheshould be caught up by a miracle and transposed tothe planet Mars. She will see only savages who havenever viewed a white woman before. She will jour-ney over the trails that have never been plotted. Shewill visit phases of nature that are known only byanalogy. But she goes forward eagerly, joyfully,un-afraid.

What a vacation it willbe! And what stories she_wij.l bring back!

Sometimes we wonder why explorers takesuch chances. But theirs is precisely the samelure which makes us want to get away from thenoisy, dusty, grimy city to the cool quiet of thelakeside, seashore or mountain; and to- be themore contented the further we leave the evi-dences of civilization behind!Perhaps it is the cave man in us surging up through

the thin crust of our conventional veneering.

Holidays ,v•« City, county and state employes got two holidayslast week. *;\u25a0 For these holidays in Tacoma the taxpayers prob-ably paid to the employes over $1,000 in wages theydid not earn. v

And this money has to*come largely out of people|/who?get; no holidays with pay themselves. Thismakes it look rather lopsided and indicates that thecity and public employe generally' is getting thebetter of the game. .

But the city employe probably gets none too manyholidays. The trouble with the social order is thatthe rest of the people do not get enough. Of coursemany-people get plenty of vacation, but not with pay.

|zffis3|ari enforced vacation without pay is no vaca-tion. The worry of being out of a job is as enervat-ing and even more so than hard work itself.

Americans need more real holidays. That is, theyneed more :real relaxation from the struggle forbread. This people lives fast. Vitality is exhaustedrapidly; the tension of life is enervating in the ex-treme..'V\. \V - ,'. ;/£\u25a0 r>^

The agitation should be not to cut off some of theholidays of the city employe, but to put the rest ofthe working world on the same footing.

What Do You Think of This?In an Ohio town where the "good" people get

% most of their amusement by fighting the "bad,"there was a mayor whom the "good" people suspect--*ed ..was "bad." So this was how they put him to thetefct: :

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\ •\ They hired an alluring woman and got her tomVke friends with his honor. A skillfulwoman,

• out to ensnare a man, especially if she be prettyandj) dimply and apt in the affectations of abeauty in distress, generally, so history tells us,makes some headway.It was so lin this ;case. The woman tempted and

the man bitlikethe great, gawky gudgeon that a manis. Nothing wilfullywrong, understand. No delib-

- crate plotting of perfidy on his part. Just a foolishyielding to a lure as old as creation.

And when the trap was ready to be sprung,10, there came detectives, policemen and a pho-tographer; the "good" I people chortled withglee and a flock of them hied to the governor to

|i see ifthey could get the ' bad maypr removed.. Wonderful reforming, isn't it?

Sounds So Familiar=/[ ' ,

Harr, assistant attorney general for WoodrowWilson, ordered postponement of trial of DirectorsBruce and Smith, of the Western Fuel Co.; "as theyseemed men of high character, directors in the usual

Isense and unfamiliar with the -company's v opera-tions." ./\u25a0,'..'...>..- v;...v :. 1 :.;\u25a0 •" -.: ;\u25a0 ;•>:\u25a0:;"; .;- --: \u25a0 \u25a0. :"..' \u0084 l>g

Oh yesl Men of • high character, but officials andprofit sharers in a company that it has been foundadvisable to indict! How very, very Taftian! ;\u25a0 v

Seeming Xhigh character Jis a stock »in trade thatJhas enajbled many of our greatest rascals to keep out

while fillingtheir pockets.MBHP^^:--::'-.r'::;.:\r:;r:*'" 'f:-':... ~::' i~:i|Now,tHe Montamara Festo is over, let's build that :Itideflat street railway liHe7;Kv^"r-Tr'\u25a0\u25a0'\u25a0\u25a0 \u25a0'.- •"%'\u25a0•\u25a0'C **^;iih^*jttffefcry: \u25a0'---•-\u25a0'"\u25a0''—•-- ""\u25a0

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sunshine or the east with profit to bo th' sections.

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The Adventures ofJohnny Mouse.

BASIN, Wyo., July 7.—WhileIA. W. Coons, editor of the Bigj Horn County Rustler, was sweat-ing in the throes of an editorialon the tariff a bull snake, sevenfeet long, invaded his sanctum.Coons went to the mat with theintruder and dispatched it with apair of clipping shearß.

He then discovered that a notewas tied to its neck and realizedthat he had slain the pet of afriend. The note recommendedthe snake for the position of fly-killer in the Rustler office.

PKOPLE SHOULD GUARDAGAINST APPENDICITIS

Tacoma people who have stom-ach amd bowel trouble shouldguard against appendicitis by tak-ing simple buckthorn bark, gly-cerine, etc., as compounded inAdler-1-ka, the German Remedywhich became famous by curingappendicitis. JUST ONE DOSE'relieves sour stomach, gas on thestomach and constipation IN-STANTLY because this simplemixture draws off such a sur-prising amount of old foul matterfrom the body. French Drug Qo..1156 Pacific ay.

I DANCE I. TONIGHT IGlide Pavilion I

So. 11th and L Ste. I

Served Editor Right forAll the Snake Yarns

He'd Printed.

MADAM,KINDLY HANDSOM6EATJ

ir YOU OARt WAITILL CALL THE DO&f

BUT MADAM, 1..DONT EfVT PO^.; i

HOMANOE. ' : i..

"Observe yon mountain," - saidthe guide, -fir

"Which rises from the plata.Two lovers once climbed -to 'Its

top ' -.;'\u25a0//\u25a0 \u25a0 \u25a0"-..' " :And ne'er came back again."

"Ah! what an awful death t»/-.; ;\u25a0\u25a0 die," ' \u25a0;., \u25a0.• ... \u25a0\u25a0}.»%&i%

Remarked the new-made bride.'"They didn't die," he said, \u25a0««

"They Just ' ' i!lliWent down the ;other side." rtK

ItEAIiBARGAIN, TOO. ftjThe maiden was<l»ed tier' fluffyIThe maiden wasHfed *er fluffyiv-»y• - hair, \u25a0: - -. -; \u25a0: i \u25a0 >y;;£ >..r ''Then dried it on a kitchen chair,Was It her own? Why, sure, as-V"-^;;-^ate.v'"s!t.-"^: -:.:' : \u25a0\u25a0": r,':-:-""6he7 lion gilt?. it, for ' "six nlnety--.'f:;V;;eight;'V;-a::;^^-y.c',.'.<, \u0084

;;| Moving and Storage- i Merchant*' Dellypry; \-;'., :,-Hi;aM.iii:<e»^^x:v., -\u0084;

Garden Seeds j: Absolutely treah | and Ifirst : j*Krade.';7,-:;. %** \, X&mMUVMOniHBK SKKD ,"*?KUIISBUr;I'

K^^*V'r^ CO..:?^f^ap^^iFeltSl C St. Pbon» M. *Oi2Jl B

Lord Ballyrot inSlangland

Once 1 sought a hotel typist,and deferentially requested her toinscribe some correspondence onher typewriting machine, youknow. Imagine my consternationwhen she said:

'Say, Unkie, make yourself tohome. I'm the speediest littleshorthand slinger that ever land-ed a fish with a pothook, and bee-lieve me, if you're looldn' forclassy sppllin' and neat whackln'on the old iron piano, just beginon the dietaahe thing and watchmy slim, artlstocratic digits dothat key-board 'buck-and-wing!"

My word!

HK'g RIGHT. H.

Teacher—Willie, can you tellme what a trust company is?

Willie—^Yes'um. It's a bunchof men surrounded by other peo-ple's money.

r 1 HEAB BATHERS. .;.flklTHICK AT THE

i&EACH THIS YEAfc,.* WILLIE, WHAT 15(ABATHE*?

iForedits,? Burns and iiniiM*\u25a0 ; jJJn;every, home there should be, a hox of ISucklen's Arnica Salve,;i i i'u<ly to apply; Id every cue of; barns, cuts, wounds „\u25a0 or\u25a0; scalds.U. H, I'uUnco. Dalvalle, "Tex., R.pio:-'2,\wtHM:-c>lßuekl»n'a Arni-ca , Salve % caved ?my - little \u25a0 girls

[cut foot. ,'*No »one >believed itcould be cured." world* bestjalve, 1?; Only 25c. s Recommendedpjr Malatroni Drug Co.**.*;>;\u25a0_~*-~- \u25a0H"li^iM,l(^c-gMNWfcM^>P-<i* www*—*

editorial Pa^c of Cfie Cacoma Cimes

* THEATRICAIi. ' \u2666

0 «» Tacome —"Hanky Panky" \u2666\u25a0•> tonight. . - *<S> Princess — Miss Warda <»<9> Howard and company in <&» "The Easiest Way," all \u26660 week. *** Pantages— Samaroff *\u25a0$> concert trio and good vaude- •<«\u25ba ville this week. . • j«> Melbourne —Latest popu- |

«\u25ba lar motion pictures. *<§> - .*

* AT THE TACOMA* "A RIOT OF~NONSK.\SE."

All superlative adjectives In-tended to imply that a he, Bhe oran it is exquisitely funny, ludUcrous, or incongruous, or any

other' sort of expression tendingto show that you never laughedso much in your life, seem outof place in telling of "HankyPaniy."

The word "scream" has beenused. "Scream" generally comeswith terror or anguish. Its only jadaptability in criticising such aplay as came to Tacoma lastnight, would be In reference tothe audience. Most persons whowitnessed the jilay laughed somuch that their sides hurt. Henc#the "scream."

It is a company of stars, come-dians and chorus girls. Comingat the end of the season, it Isnevertheless the best musicalshow that has visited T.icoma insix months. From the momentof the rising of the first curtainlast night until the electric bellbuzzed for the "final ensemble Itwas a continual combination ofgiggles, guffaws and roars oflauffhtor. "Hanky Panky" willbe repeated at the Tacoma forthe last time tonight.

I ATTHE PRINCESS I"THR KASIHST MAY."

Eugene Walters' gripping dra-ma, "The Easiest Way," was pre-sented for the first time in Ta-coma yesterday when the Princessplayers, with perfect ease, gavea splendid, rendition of the diffi-cult piece. The play was one Inwhich Miss Frances Starr madeherself famous. It never cameto the Pacific coast as a roadshow, hence the great Interestshown in this week's presentationby Miss Warda Howard and heicompany. Every character in thedrama is portrayed with excellentintensity. As Laura Murdock, thegirl who tried to reform andfinally slid back to "the easiestway," Miss Howard has an oppor-tunity of displaying her cleveremotional ability.

V PANTAGES f• __ , aAn opera company of renownwill be heard at Pantnges theaterthis week.'when the Olga Sama-roff trio, recently brought fromEurope, present their repertoireof classical music. Fred Ardath,in "Hiram," a musical comedyfeature with 12 chorus igirls, alsohas a feature place on the newbill.

MARKETS 1M.-iii. null FuiillrrBeof—Steers, 14Ho; cows. 14o;

rfnl, dressed, 13011c.—Wethers, ll^c; spring

lambs. 15c; ewes, lie. _Pork — iwessedl 13c; trimmed.fDC \u25a0'

Chickens— dressed, SOelb.; live, 25c lb.; hens, live, 14 15clb. dressed, 180.

Bmr. Grata and P<rcd—S«llla«il.C'ov.r hay, $17018 a ton; timo-thy, $24@2« a ton; mixed timothyiii?,?4: , altaira. c H6017; branfl«.5O; shorts, $28.60 ton; oats, $32;rolled oats. $33; corn, $33 a tonwlieav, 43S®S4; barley. $29@30

Jobbing nnoimloniThe following jobbing quotation!

lire furnished Th« Times dally byleading firms engaged In the vari-ous lines of fruit, produce, meats,provisions, etc.

•»•»!»_„ *"":"\u25a0 Vmrlnbir.Walla Walla Asparagus—sl.lo

box.Cabbage— lb. ' ' '"'Cucumbers— 75c and $1 00Head Lettucfa—California, $1'

home grown, 35c doz.Beetssl.2s sack.Potatoes—California, new, Wh!l

and red, [email protected]—so lb. ,Parsnips—fl.2s a sack.

arsely—New, 200 dozen.Tomatoes—California 20 lbs$1.60; Hot House, 150 lb.Waxln Oreen Beans—Be.Peas —Home frown, 80.Homegrown Radishes2oo doz.

—California, red, new $1.35sack; yellow, $1.35.• Freak F*-iit. .Watermelons2^o lb.

Cantaloupe—Pon* size crate$1.75; standard size crates, $2.26

i Cherries—Royal Anna, 7c lb, 11.00I box of 10 lbs.; Ulng cherries, 100 lbApricots—ll.so bax. -Plums—sl.2s® 1.75 box.Yellow Fraestone Peaches $1 25Apples—sl.26 to $1.76.Bananas— 6c lb. <OrangessE.oo@«.2s. .\u25a0• \u25a0

Ilhubarb—2c ll* • .Lemons—sß.soo9.oo.- Pineapples—Hawaiian, 10s lb.Strawberries—Homegrown, 75c®Kggs—Washlnstton ranch, 2«o.; Butter—Washington creamery, 29

QP 306. *','•\u25a0 A '—Llmburger, I0o; Tllla-mook, 17c; brick, 20c; block Bwlsa,«©240; Young America, 18c; Wash.Inirton Menlo, OlTc; Wlscon-sin, 17 He. ,

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John liorenze, who Ims an im-portant role in "The KasiestWay." _______

Florence Moore, the dynamothat furnishes spontanic humorin "Hanky I'anky."

Modips Btadl Sunday. Orderyour lunch now. Duenwuld's, Sitlltlist. "Advertisement."

EIiEOTRIO RANGESMotors—Switchboards

Repuirs and Wiring

EVANB-DICKSON CO.Main 0500. 725 Cum. St.

TACOMA THEATERTONIGHT

LEW FIELDS' ALL-STAR CO.

In the Melodious Jumble of lolli-fication,

"H A N X V VA X X V."15 Starsl,ooo Laaglu —Hirenic Ik'atitir*.Tricessoc to 92.00.

Curtain, 8:15.

PRINCESS THEATERMain 7700

THIS WEEK"The Easiest Way"

Ily Eugene Walter.Ilargnin Matinees Wednesday and

Saturday, 10c ami 88c.Evening l'rlceo—2Oc, 30c and 50c

PANTAGESBIG FEATURE VAUDEVILLE

Olga Samaroff TrioFred Ardath's Dainty Maids in

"HIHAM"

Five Other nig Arts.

You'll FindIt Here

£— • —-—JIJRace auto mechanicians

worked all night last nightto get the broken Tulsa, Xa- itional nnd , Appersoii carsready foi' the MMthis aft-.." ;;enioon.

Cut flowers and floral worksHinz, florist, South 7th and X st.

"Advertisement." n

Claude B. Hill, national super.Intendent of Christian Endeavor,en route to the International 0. 'E. convention at Los Anpcles, ,stopped over Sunday and told theFirst Christian church audiencethat the church member who doeanot vote the prohibition ticket Isas bad aa the saloonkeeper him-self. - . !

Walter A. Stevens, for-niei'ly \u25a0> Tiicoman, died atWhite Salmon on the Fourth.

You save money by havingthose old carpets made into ne\»

fluff rugs. Roscow Rug Factory.Call Main 7717. "Advertisement."

Mrs. E. Seeley of Taconia waselected second vice president ofthe state association for the deafat their convention Saturday.

Grade pupils wishing to takasummer school work call Proctor590. "Advertisement."

Too much dampness forthe Iwsnd concert at Pointl)oli»nce park again Sunday.

Call up Washington Auto Liv-ery Company for Automobile.Choice parking reservations se-cured for the races. Stratfordhotel, Phone Main 1006.

"Advertisement."

Pierce, King and Thurstoncounty pioneers will hold theirannual reunion at Point Defiancepark Wednesday.

Harry Trakes, 18, Is In Jailcharged with attempting tosnatch the purse of Mm.Frank Gill on Pacific avenueSaturday.

Agates and moonstones cut andmounted. Pfaff, Jeweler, 1147So. C st. "Advertisement."

Tacoma EKta will give an ex-cursion to Moclips July 20.

Public Advancement lea-gue will elect eifneers andcomplete organi/.ation Fridaynight at the city hall.

Dancing every Saturday nightat' the American Lake hotel.r "Advertisement."

Over 155,000 persons rode onthe street cars of Tacoma Satur-*day. |£fj

Thirty-eight doctors weregranted . certificates to prac-tice in this state by the stateboard of examiners Satur.day.

Artistic floral decorations t.tWatson's. - ' "Advertisement."

Oscar Sampson, 33, whosa letand arm were cut off by a N. P.switch engine at Dock street Sat-urday, died an hour later.

"Shoe-String Jack" MoQuinn, who ran away fromthe poor' farm and w««locked in jail by CountyCommissioner Reed, showedhe had $300 in cash and hewas let bo.

National Charities and correo-tlon convention Is on at Seattle.

Try "Prumm's Special"Whiskey for. , Quality

UTtUMM'S1300 So. 0. Main 1773.

Lawn MowerSPECIAL

The Admiral Ball BearingMower is a Btrictly high-grademower. It haa high wheels, 4knivee of best crucible steel andis self sharpening; fully guar-anteed.14-inch, special. . .*f1.05 $7.3816-inch, special. . .$6.23 $7.75

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Hardware, Plumbing, Heating

Main 402. 1113 Pacific Aye.

EVERY DAYLOW ROUNDTRIP FARES> , Until Sept. 30, 1913 *

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l"iSSr™l' FROM TACOMA1 HlOfl"*!lv1 I Br.aU^ e',,P Oi;IIand' Vancouver, Spokane, Ever-Ir flAll A 111 V. ',!. "Kllßln and All Other Point* Jn the\u25a0 ri'^^J I'arlfic Northwest.

Atlantic Citj, N. . . .fin.*, Montreal ... $ i05.00BosU>n 110.00 New York ........ 108.50nuf/alo 02.00 l*hll««lel|ihto ..". 108.50Clilcago ....'. 72K0 »'lt»«l»ur X .........:. 91JW

<£Zi! mntt° : \u25a0 •s2 KK^:;^ij.,1,,,1. > oa.OO St. Loul« ............\-H70.00

Fine return limit. October 31. 1913. Mr\Liberal stopover privileges nnd choice of routes nre fj^ \*»»1> Off at Glacier STattonal Park. Tour $1 to «5 p\«. \• For additional Information, call on or addr, V \rP. HKKHKUT, O. P. *T. A. B. I. HKALY,.Uen', A^F \V GEEAT NOETHERN RY.

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