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This edition includes the Queen dining at the Mosaic bar, Leeds' homeless auditioning on BGT and a student booking print slots 30 years into the future.
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THE QUEENTO DINEAT MOSAICBAR

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The food down at the Mosaic bar is something else, we can tell you right now you’ve never ate anything like it. In particular, the packaged food is a treat. Offering you a wide variety of food and serving up such local delicacies as coleslaw in bread, right up to a slice of tomato with a bit of cheese if you’re having a good day.

The Mosaic Bar has been receiving rave reviews from all across Leeds, especially from us BAGD’ers.

Sebastian is a fan, “It was an experience, and I almost cried tears of joy when I ate the cheese and onion sandwich. The undeniable beauty of the cheese taste combining with the crunch of actual slices of onions was a cracker.”

The success of Mosaic bar hasn’t gone unnoticed. As part of the Queen’s jubilee this year, the Queen

is paying a visit to Leeds. One of the places she’s elected as a priority visit is to dine at the Mosaic Bar. A firm fan of the eatery, the Queen has had food delivered from Mosaic bar. We were unable to reach Her Highness for comment, but it is said she’s a firm fan of the sandwiches and often eats them while catching up on ‘Designspiration’ in the evenings.

The tea is a popular choice. Often smelling like farts, the organic smell is great at waking you up and allowing you to crack on with the rest of your day with focus and vigor.

The Queens visit is sure to be a landmark visit in Leeds College of Art history, and even Leeds history.

We’ll be sure to keep you updated.

"I ALMOST CRIED TEArs OF JOY WHEN I ATE THE CHEESE AND ONION SANDWICH"

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LEEDS HOMELESS AUDITION FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT

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Yes, you heard that right - some of the homeless population of Leeds is actually auditioning on next years Britain’s Got Talent as a plate-spinning act. It’s all top secrets at the moment and supposed to be strictly under wraps until the series broadcast next year in 2013, but we have sources all but confirming the entry.

The amount of homeless people around Leeds is definitely a problem, there’s probably not a person in Leeds who has never seen a homeless person around Leeds before. It seems the homeless around Leeds have decided to give stardom a chance, it’s happened before. Susan Boyle went from an unknown in Scotland to a worldwide phenomenon, why should they be any different?

Apparently there have been reports that the plate spinning

act led Amanda Holden to tears, this has never happened before. They must be amazing.

More on this as this unfolds.

If you’d like to make any donation to the needy in Leeds, check out St Georges Crypt based in Leeds. You can log on to http://www.stgeorgescrypt.org.uk or ring 0113 245 9061.

"The plate spinning act led amanda holden to tears, this has never happened before"

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STUDENT BOOKS PRINT SLOT FOR UNBORN CHILD

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It can get pretty busy down in the print, or as we like to call it – the ‘Digital Dungeon’. The whole college is vying to get into the small room; especially during deadline time, it can get very, very busy. When it comes to deadline time, it’s always a good idea to plan ahead and book a time slot when you know you will need one in the future. This way, you have a sort of ‘deadline’ to work towards and you have a guaranteed timeslot for your printing needs. You can get in and out of there efficiently.

It’s busy, we all know that, but no one would have thought someone would go to these lengths… Andy, an LCA student has actually booked a print slot some 20 years into the future.

“It gets really busy here, I’ve calculated I’m going to get married in 2015, hopefully have the kid by 2016. When the kid’s around 19 in 2035 he will join

this institution and he’s going to need print slots. I’m going to give them him; I don’t want him going through what I did. Isn’t that what parents are supposed to do?”

We guess so, Andy. Good going.

James, the print technician commented on the moment Andy made the booking, “Normally people just book a week or two ahead and it’s usually not a problem to book a print slot, when Andy booked for a print slot in 2035, I looked at him in disbelief at first but then I got up and hugged him. Incredible time management.”

Make sure you book print slots well in advance just like Andy. Time management is great.

"i looked at him in disbelief at first but then i got up and hugged him. incredible time management"

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