Hot Spot Issue #320

8/6/2019 Hot Spot Issue #320

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LOUNGES & CLUBSSey Hey & Marys icIsland Breeze 07Frozen Paradise icInferno Lounge 05Raymonds Players Club 10Mutuals 03The Mini Bar bcNikkis / Club Rozay 28Rosettes Lounge 29

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EVENTSRochester Trip 30HOT SPOT Grad & Dad 34Post 500 Memorial 25Post 500 Football Trip 13Lady Scorpio Appreciation Party 30HOT SPOT 13th Anniversary 11HOT SPOT Anniversary Party 12Ron Gilliards Birthday 12

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FEATURESHOT SPOT RepsHOT SPOT Subscribe 31One Mans Opinion 02HOT SPOT Schedule 05HOT SPOT Rates 38LaughsBeach High Yearbooks 05

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One Mans Opinion

Part IFlooding, tornadoes, earthquakes...whats next, locusts, frogs fallingfrom the sky? It seems like the earth is trying to tell us something. Afew years ago, I read a science fiction article stating that the Earth isa living being and we, the human race, are a virus destroying theEarth. As such, the Earth is rebelling and trying to rid itself of theVirus, meaning US. There may be some truth to this theory. Its a given that the planet is a dynamicorganism, teeming with life, now does that mean that the planet is alive? Hmmmm. OK, we haveinvaded and/or evolved on/in this organism and began multiplying incessantly for the last few thou-sand years. We have dug deep down inside and extracted every conceivable element and mineraland put it to our own use. We have not put anything back. We just use or destroy or consume to in-crease our numbers. You know, we do kind of sound like a virus and maybe, just maybe the Earth istrying to tell us something. What do you think?

In all seriousness, the amount of devastation that has been going on in the Midwest and Southeastthese past few weeks is frightening. We have been extremely lucky here on the coast. If at all possi-ble, make it a point to make some sort or contribution to help those persons affected.

Perhaps as hurricane season approaches, we may want to pay closer attention to the weather andmake hurricane preparedness a priority this year. Im sure the folks in Missouri, or Alabama or NorthCarolina or Louisiana or ...felt like it wouldnt happen to them either.

Just, One Mans Opinion.Live Long and Prosper

Ronald A. Gilliard, Publisher

Thanks Savannah, for 12+ Years of the HOT SPOT!

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Laughs

Three mischievous boys skipped school

one day and instead went to the zoo one

day for an outing.

They decided to visit the elephant cage

first, but soon enough, they were picked

up by a zoo security officer for causing a

commotion.

The officer hauled them off to the Security

Office for questioning.

The supervisor in charge asked each of

them to give their names and tell what

they were doing at the elephant cage.

The first boy innocently said, "Okay, my

name is Gary, and I was just throwing

peanuts into the elephant cage."

The second added, "My name is Larry,

and all I was doing was throwing peanuts

into the elephant cage."

The third boy was a little more shaken up

than his buddies and said,

"Well, my name is Peter, but my friends

call me Peanuts."

Laughs

Did You Ever Wonder Again?

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed

UP?

Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible

a whole lot more as they get older, then it dawned on

me . . they're cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny

little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese

mothers use? Toothpicks?

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post

Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them?

Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage

stamps so the mailmen could look for them while theydelivered the mail?

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what

exactly are the others here for?

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

No one ever says, "It's only a game," when their team is

winning.

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it

didn't zigzag?

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

Whatever happened to preparations A through G?

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come

from?

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1. The girl should refuse to take a pebble.2. The girl should show that there were two black

pebbles in the bag and expose the moneylender as a

cheat.

3. The girl should pick a black pebble and sacrifice

herself in order to save her father from his debt and

imprisonment.

Take a moment to ponder over the story. The above

story is used with the hope that it will make us appre-

ciate the difference between lateral and logical think-

ing. The girl's dilemma cannot be solved with tradi-

tional logical thinking.

Think of the consequences if she chooses the logical

answers. What would you recommend the girl do?

The girl put her hand into the moneybag and drew

out a pebble. Without looking at it, she fumbled and

let it fall onto the pebble-strewn path where it imme-

diately became lost among all the other pebbles.

"Oh, how clumsy of me," she said. "But never mind,

if you look into the bag for the one that is left, you

will be able to tell which pebble I picked."

Since the remaining pebble is black, it must be as-

sumed that she had picked the white one. And since

the moneylender dared not admit his dishonesty, the

girl changed what seemed an impossible situation

into an extremely advantageous one.

MORAL OF THE STORY: Most complex problems

do have a solution, sometimes we have to think about

them in a different way.

LaughsMany hundreds of years ago in a small Italian town, a

merchant had the misfortune of owing a large sum of

money to the moneylender. The moneylender, who

was old and ugly, fancied the merchant's beautiful

daughter so he proposed a bargain. He said he would

forgo the merchant' debt if he could marry the mer-

chant's daughter. Both the merchant and his daughter

were horrified by the proposal. The cunning money

lender suggested that they let providence decide the

matter.

The moneylender told them that he would put a black

pebble and a white pebble into an empty bag. The girl

would then have to pick one pebble from the bag. If

she picked the black pebble, she would become the

moneylender's wife and her father's debt would be

forgiven. If she picked the white pebble she need not

marry him and her father's debt would still be for-

given. But if she refused to pick a pebble, her father

would be thrown into jail.

They were standing on a pebble strewn path in the

merchant's garden. As they talked, the moneylender

bent over to pick up two pebbles. As he picked them

up, the sharp-eyed girl noticed that he had picked up

two black pebbles and put them into the bag. He then

asked the girl to pick her pebble from the bag.

Now, imagine you were standing in the merchant's

garden. What would you have done if you were the

girl? If you had to advise her, what would you have

told her? Careful analysis would produce three possi-

bilities:


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Laughs

There were two good ol' boys from Ala-

bama, who love to fish, and they wanted

to do some ice fishing. They'd heard

about it up in Canada, so they took off

up there. The lake was frozen nicely.

They stopped just before they got to the

lake at a little bait shop and got all their

tackle. One of them said, "We're gonnaneed an ice pick." So they got that, and

they took off. In about two hours, one of

them was back at the shop and said,

"We're gonna need another dozen ice

picks."

Well, the fellow in the shop wanted to

ask some questions, but he didn't. He

sold him the picks, and the old boy left.

In about an hour, he was back. Said,

"We're gonna need all the ice picks

you've got."

The bait man couldn't stand it any

longer. "By the way," he asked, "how

are you fellows doing?"

"Not very well at all," he said. "We ain't

even got the boat in the water yet."


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Laughs

A Little Mixed Up

Just a line to say I'm living,

That I'm not among the dead.

Though I'm getting more forgetfulAnd more mixed up in the head.

For sometimes I can't remember,

When I stand at foot of stairs,

If I must go up for something,

Or if I've just come down from there.

And before the fridge so often

My poor mind is filled with doubt

Have I just put food away?...or

Have I come to take some out?

And there's times when it is dark out,

With my night cap on my head

I don't know if I'm retiring

Or just getting out of bed.

So...if it's my turn to write you

There's no need of getting sore,

I may think that I have written

And don't want to be a bore!!

So, remember..I do love you

And I wish that you were here,

But now it's nearly mail time,

So I must say good-bye my dear.

There I stood beside the mail box

With a face so very red

Instead of mailing you my letter,

I had opened it instead!!

My bifocals fit - my dentures are fine

My hearing aid works...but ..I do miss my mind!!!

Laughs

Did You Ever Wonder?

If people from Poland are called Poles, why

aren't people from Holland called Holes?

Why do we say something is out of whack?What's a whack?

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

When someone asks you, A penny for your

thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what

happens to the other penny? Or do you get

change?

Why is the man (or woman) who invests all your

money called a broker?

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's

just stale bread to begin with.

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pi-

anist but a person drives a race car not called a

racist?

Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite

things?

Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen de-

frocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be

delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged,models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry

cleaners depressed?

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SUDOKU

The rules of Sudoku are simple. Enter

digits from 1 to 9 into the

blank spaces. Every row must contain

one of each digit. So must

every column, as must every 3x3

square. Each Sudoku has a

unique solution that can be reached

logically without guessing.

The Solution is at the end of the Book.

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Sudoku Solution

Laughs

My mother was away all weekend at a

business conference.

During a break, she decided to call home

collect.

My six-year-old brother picked up the

phone and heard a stranger's voice say, "We

have a Betty on the line. Will you accept

the charges?"

Frantic, he dropped the receiver and came

charging outside screaming, "Dad! They've

got Mom! And they want money!"

After a trial had been going on for

three days, Finley, the man accused

of committing the crimes, stood up

and approached the judge's bench.

"Your Honor, I would like to change

my plea from 'innocent' to 'guilty' of

the charges."

The judge angrily banged his fist on

the desk. "If you're guilty, why didn't

you say so in the first place and save

this court a lot of time and inconven-

ience?" he demanded.

Finley looked up wide-eyed and

stated, "Well, when the trial started Ithought I was innocent, but that was

before I heard all the evidence

against me."

Laughs

On the bus Paddy got chatting to Murphy who

was carrying a bag on his back

"What's in the bag?" asked Paddy

"I 'm not going to tell," replied Murphy

"Go on, do." pleaded Paddy .

"Ah, all right then, it's ducks." announced

Murphy

"If I guess how many ducks you have in the

bag, will you give me one of them?" enquired

Paddy

"Look," said Murphy, "If you guess the correct

number, I'll give you both of them.".

"Five!" said Paddy triumphantly


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