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I NSIDE THIS I SSUE Lottery News Card Room Action Casino Entertainment A Woman’s Point of View Boyd’s Eye View of Video Poker TJ’s Blackjack Corner “Trick to Winning www.arizonaplayer.com VOL. 18 NO. 6 • JUNE 2010 Cover Story on page 8
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InsIde thIs IssueLottery News

Card Room ActionCasino Entertainment

A Woman’s Point of ViewBoyd’s Eye View of Video Poker

TJ’s Blackjack Corner “Trick to Winningwww.arizonaplayer.com Vol. 18 No. 6 • JuNe 2010

Cover Story on page 8

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ARIZONA PLAYER June 2010 3

Vol. 18 No. 6 • JuNe 2010WWW.ARIZONAPLAYER.COM

PO Box 33393 • Phoenix Arizona 85067 • 602-373-8728 • [email protected]

The Arizona Player is published the first weekend of each month. All claims or guarantees are the sole responsibility of the advertiser. All comments and views of contributing writers are their own and do not reflect official policy of the Arizona Player which assumes no liability for any advertisement not supplied camera ready by the advertiser. Reproduction or use in whole or in part without written consent from the publisher and Copyright owners is prohibited.

Special thanks to:Tom McGill, Regina Bear and

the entire marketing department at Fort McDowell Casino, along with Stephanie Riley

and everyone at Rethink Advertising

Editor Phil Scudella

Production AssistantsCharlie Scheeler

John Olson

Graphic Design CommuniGraphics

Contributing WritersLinda Boyd

Cindy Esquer Kelly Hawke

T.J. Jorgensen Marianne Minneci

Brian Mulligan David Ramsey Lita Sorensen

Tina Torelli Melody Walcott Shanna Wolfe

Contributing Photography Cindy Esquer Kelly Hawke

David Ramsey Stephanie Riley Lita Sorensen Justin Sullivan

Tina Torelli Melody Walcott

ContentsGaming News Record Pai Gow Jackpot Hit & Cash for Cougars at Wild Horse Pass 4

Entertainment 6

Cover Story Fort McDowell Casino Valley’s Biggest July 4th Weekend Celebration 8

Boyd’s Eye View of Video Poker Linda Boyd “The Midas Touch” 10

Card Room Action 12

Gaming News Movie Legend & Funny Stuff Coming to Wild Horse Pass 14

Woman’s Point of View Marianne Minneci “And So It Begins” 16

Lottery News 18

TJ’s Blackjack Corner T.J. Jorgensen - “Magic Trip to Win” 20

Horsin’ Around Brian Mulligan “A Shore Thing” 22

Travel Get “Shanghaied” in Oregon 24

David at the Snack Rar David Ramsey 26

Bingo Directory of Games 28

Gaming News BlueWater Jackpot Winner & Bill Engvall to Appear in Tucson 27

Astrology, Jokes of the Month, & Casino Directory 30

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GAMING NEWSLargest Pai gow JackPot hit in chandLer

At the recently opened Wild Horse Pass Hotel & Casino in Chandler, just off the I-10 at Wild Horse Pass Boulevard, one lucky woman turned a single dollar into the largest progressive jackpot ever won at a table game in Arizona.

Ms. Le was playing at one of the three Fortune Pai Gow tables when she landed a seven card straight flush which triggered a $191,000 progres-sive jackpot. The history making jackpot took Ms. Le, a regular at Wild Horse Pass Hotel & Casino, completely by surprise. After realizing her incred-ible luck she proclaimed “I can’t believe I just won!”

The progressive Pai Gow game was first intro-duced to Arizona by Gila River Casinos making Wild Horse Pass Hotel & Casino a fitting location for the largest jackpot in the state’s history.

Lone Butte Casino, Vee Quiva Casino and Wild Horse Pass Hotel & Casino each maintain a unique progressive jackpot for the popular table game and the casinos have now awarded over $270,000 to Valley players since the beginning of this year.

In addition to the nearly $200,000 jackpot at Wild Horse Pass Hotel & Casino, Vee Quiva Casino recently paid a local winner over $80,000 when the Fortune Pai Gow progressive jackpot was triggered

“cash for cougars” at wiLd horse PassStarting Thursday, June 10, AiRIA Nightclub

inside Wild Horse Pass Hotel & Casino will begin the hunt for the hottest “Cougars” in Arizona.

Fierce and fabulous “Cougars”, ages 30 and up, will fill the Chandler nightclub each Thursday from 9pm till 2am as they compete to win a share of $5,000 cash.

Contestants will be pre-selected by emailing a photo and brief bio to [email protected].

These hot Cougars will “Strut their Stuff” for a panel of judges to show why they should be recog-nized as Arizona’s finest feline.

The finals will occur on the evening of July 8 - First prize is $3,500 with $1,500 going to the runner-up and $1,000 to third.

AiRIA Nightclub is located at Wild Horse Pass Hotel & Casino, 5040 Wild Horse Pass Blvd in Chandler.

Ms Le (on left) with another casino guest at the Pai Gow table with the $191,000 jackpot on the table

at the West valley casino.Lone Butte Casino is still awaiting their first

progressive jackpot winner and that jackpot has now surpassed $150,000.

Gila River Gaming Enterprises owns and oper-ates Wild Horse Pass Hotel & Casino, Lone Butte Casino, and Vee Quiva Casino.

For more information call 1-800-946-4452, or go to their website at www.wingilariver.com

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& OCTOBER 10, 2010

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win! Earn a raffl e ticket for every 1,000 points

accumulated on your Castle Club card. Qualify

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will get two raffl e tickets, Blackjack Players earn

raffl es and Poker Players can win, too! Get out

there and play to win daily! (Sense of adventure

not included.)

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WITH EXTRA CASH DRAWINGS

EVERY TUESDAY.

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with approval of the Yavapai-Apache Gaming Commission. Guests must be 21 years or older to participate.

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ENTERTAINMENTapache gold casino resort 5 miles East of Globe on Hwy 70 1-800-APACHE-3Events & concerts in the Pavilion:

Call for summer scheduleApache Legends BBQ in the Pavilion

features free live entertainment on weekends:

June 11 & 12, Grey WolfJune 18 & 19, Sneezy BoyzJune 25 & 26, The Newmans

Bluewater resort and casino 11300 Resort Dr., Parker 1-888-243-3360At the Amphitheater:July 3, TNT – The ultimate AC/DC

Tribute, with Fireworks show after the concert

The Dig Lounge: live bands, Tues-Sun

casino arizona 101 at McKellips, Scottsdale 480-850-7734 In the Showroom:Tues-Sun, “Showstoppers Live” A

musical tribute to Elvis, Reba, Temptations and more

Pima Lounge: Live entertainment and dancing nightly featuring top local groups

The Arizona Room Piano Lounge with free entertainment nightly

casino del sol 5655 W. Valencia Rd., Tucson 520-838-6506 AVA Amphitheater concert & event

schedule:June 18, Snoop DoggJune 19, WFF Mixed Martial ArtsJune 22, Roger DaltreyJuly 9, Pepe AguilarJuly 21, Robert Plant & the Band of JoyJuly 22, RihannaAug 15, Cindi LauperFREE live entertainment at The

Paradiso Bar on weekends with bands like: Myzterio, Imas and the George Howard Band

Free Tribute concerts on Thursdays: June 17, “Hollywood Roses” – Guns & Roses Tribute and June 24, “Vitalogy” – Pearl Jam Tribute

cliff castle casino I-17 at exit 289 in Camp Verde 1-800-381-SLOTStargazer Pavilion: June 26, George JonesJuly 3, Creedence Clearwater

RevisitedAug 13, Rodney CarringtonDragonfly Lounge: Free

entertainment on weekends featuring bands like: Daisy Train and Billy’s Gone

Special afternoon concerts “The Legends of Country Music” on June 29 & 30

desert diamond casino hotel7350 South Nogales Hwy, Tucson Toll Free 1-866-DDC-WINS Monsoon Night Club: Live bands or

DJs Thurs-Sun at 8pm

desert diamond casino 1100 W. Pima Mine Rd., Tucson 520-294-7777 or1-866-DDC-WINS Free entertainment In the Sports

LoungeConcerts & Events in the Diamond

Center:June 26, Carlos MenciaJuly 17, Bill Engvall

fort Mcdowell casino N of Shea off Hwy 87, Fountain Hills1-800-THE-FORTConcerts - Outdoors under the Stars:July 2, MC Hammer with SWV –

FREE fireworks show after the concert

July 3, FREE CONCERT featuring The Ohio Players with special guest Finis Henderson, Plus FREE fireworks after the concert

Lucky 7 Saloon: Free entertainment Fri – Sun featuring bands like: Cowboy Floyd, The Realtones, Furious George and The Chris Lukert Band

Updates at fortmcdowellcasino.com

harrah’s ak-chin resort and casino 15406 Maricopa Rd., Maricopa 480-802-5000Harrah’s Event Center:June 26, La Mafia – 2 shows, 5 & 8pmFree entertainment nightly in the

Oasis Lounge, call for updated schedule or at harrahsphoenix.com

hon-dah resort and casino Highways 260 and 73, Pinetop 1-800-WAY-UP-HIGHIn the Timbers Lounge: Mon, Comedy Club - no cover Tues-Sat, Live Music with bands

like: Groove City, June 15 – 19 and Tony Marques, June 22 – 26

Lone Butte casino202 loop at the Kyrene exit –

Chandler, 1-800-WIN-GILA Free live entertainment Fri & Sat in

the Cascades Lounge with bands like: Marty and the Party, STR8UP band and Jadi Norris

Thursday nights - don’t miss the “Lucky Break” singing competition (Be in the TV audience)

Mazatzal hotel & casino 1/2-mile South of Payson on Hwy 87 1-800-777-PLAY www.777play.comTribute Bands every month: July

24, “Paperback Writer” A Beatles Tribute, Aug 21, Adam Tucker (Tribute to Tim McGraw, Sept 24, “Hotel California” A Tribute to the Eagles, Oct 30, “Rock Lobster” An 80s Retro Tribute

Paradise casino 450 Quechan Drive, Yuma 1-888-777-4946In the Event Center:June 12, The Men of Playgirl Revue

(21 & older)July 17, Great White (21 and older)Sharky’s Bar & Bites: Live

Entertainment weekends with bands like Slick Nickel on June 18 & 19

Quechan casino resort525 Algodones Rd, Winterhaven CA(5 mi W of Yuma) 1-877-783-2426In the PIPA Event Center:Aug 12, Lewis BlackSidewinders: Live entertainment

weekends with bands like: Leavin’ Ruston, June 18 & 19 and Frogman Down, June 25 & 26

wild horse Pass hotel & casino I-10 at Wild Horse Pass exit - Chandler 1-800-WIN-GILAIn the Ovations LIVE! Showroom:June 18, Julio Iglesias – The Starry

Night World TourJuly 1, Creedence Clearwater

RevisitedJuly 10 & 11 at 2pm, Mitzi Gaynor

(special Brunch for concert goers before the show at 11am for just $13.50 – Limited seating)

July 24, “49 Laughs” Comedy Tour with “James & Ernie” (James Junes & Ernest Tsosie), Pax Harvey and Tatanka Means

June – August, “Summer Comedy Series” with headliner comedians every Friday night (except June 18) June 25 - Tommy Savitt, July 2 – B.T., July 9 – Barry Diamond, July 16 - Marc Yaffee, July 23 – Richard Villa, July 30 – Dean Austin, Aug 6 – Tim O’Rourke, Aug 13 – Vic Dunlop, Aug 20 – Carrie Snow and Aug 27 – Jimmy Della Valle

The Encore Lounge features live entertainment on weekends with bands like: Marty & the Party, Ronnie Dye, Pima Express, Tyrone D & the Ledge, The Hamptons, Marlin Zimmerman, Rhythm Edition, Str8Up Band, Route 66, Bob Villa, Aztex and JJs Band

talking stick resort Loop 101 and Indian Bend Road -

Scottsdale 480-850-7777In the Grand Ballroom:June 18, Gladys KnightJune 19, Smokey RobinsonJuly 2, Big Bad Voodoo DaddyJuly 3, Cheap TrickCOMING SOON - Talking Stick

Resort Showroom!Opening Soon – “Degree 270”

Lounge on the 14th floor with live entertainment, dancing nightly and a spectacular view of the city.

Julio Iglesias

Creedence Clearwater Revisited

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“Silver Platter” offers a more casual menu with your favor-ite burgers, shakes and sandwiches.

The Red Rock Buffet, best known for all you can eat Crab Legs Friday, Saturday & Sunday, is just a few steps from all the action in the casino. Also, be sure and try the new and much talked about “Noodles Sushiya”, serving Chinese, Vietnamese, Thai and Japanese noodle soups along with chicken and pork entrees. Noodles Sushiya also features a great sushi bar.

Fort McDowell Casino has become and will continue to be legendary for setting the stan-dard for excellence in gaming, dining and entertainment in The Valley of the Sun and the Southwest. In fact, it has become one of the state’s premier venues for concert and events throughout the years.

This summer, Fort McDowell is celebrating our country’s independence through an exciting weekend featuring live performances from internation-ally renowned artists.

On Friday, July 2nd, the one-and-only MC Hammer will be taking the stage with SWV, a renowned and recently reunited R&B group. Doors open at 6pm and the show starts at 8pm. Tickets are $40 for premium seating and $25 for general admission seats. Tickets are available at the Fort McDowell gift shop or at ticketmaster.com.

On Saturday, July 3rd, the concert is FREE! Comic, singer and impres-sionist Finis Henderson, also known as the “Master of Voices,” will be performing at 7pm. The Ohio Players will be stealing the spotlight at 8pm with their hit songs such as “Fire”, “Funky Worm” and “Love Rollercoaster”. Doors open at 4pm.

Both concerts will be followed by a free fireworks show. Head over early and grab a spot – there’s plenty of free parking.

Fort McDowell Casino is located just off Hwy 87 – 2 miles north of Shea, just minutes from Mesa & Scottsdale.For more information call 1-800-THE FORT or go to fortmcdowellcasino.com

Whether it’s a tourna-ment or a live cash poker game, you can go all in at Fort McDowell Casino’s comfortable, non-smoking card room. The Fort also has the best blackjack, Pai Gow, Perfect Charlie, Let it Ride and more.

Fort McDowell Casino is also proud to house an award-winning 1200 seat, state of the art Bingo Hall. With games seven days a week, you can win up to $25,000 at matinee sessions and up to $50,000 in the evening. Play bingo in smoke-free com-fort and enjoy free beverages as well as tableside food service

Want to play a fun, easy and lucrative game? The Fort’s live Keno games feature payouts of up to $100,000 – and they offer 23 different games of Keno,

including “Speed Keno” for those who like a fast paced game. For more infor-mation, visit the Keno Lounge and their friendly staff will assist you.

The Fort’s five restaurants offer an amazing variety of dining opportunities from quick snacks to full-course dining excellence.

The “New York Deli” pro-vides a genuine deli experi-ence right in the heart of the desert.

Cottonwood Café with an extensive menu for breakfast, lunch or dinner is designed for casual dining in a peaceful and comfortable environment.

COVER STORY

Fort McDowell Casino is your destination for real gaming 24 hours a day, 7 days a week – the Fort features the latest state of the art slot machines, poker, bingo, keno, five restaurants, lounges and some of the finest entertainers - the Fort has it all.

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Linda Boyd - a long-time table game player before turn-ing to video poker, also writes for “Southern Gaming” and “Midwest Gaming and Travel”. Her book, “The Video Poker Edge”, includes free removable pay sched-ules and her free strategy cards for the most popular games. The Second Edition has a 2010 publication date and is now available at bookstores, amazon.com, or Square One Publishers www.squareonepublishers.com Toll Free: 877-900-BOOK

byLinda Boyd

A BOYD’S EYE VIEW OF VIDEO POKER

nce upon a time you could rely on good video poker

pay tables combined with mathematically correct

play to win at video poker. Times have changed. Nowadays you have to be more diligent to stretch your gambling budget.

Wouldn’t it be great if we were all like legendary King Midas? Everything he touched turned to gold, but the downside is that included his food, drink and even his daughter. For video poker players there’s something even better than the golden touch; that’s the ability to keep your comps, con-vert them to cash or just use discretionary comps.TournamenT Play:

Most casinos offer slots, video poker, blackjack, poker and even keno tournaments from time-to-time. For the most part, these are designed to pro-mote games and the casino doesn’t make a profit. If you’re not sure, then ask questions and you’ll be able to figure the amount they collect compared to the cash they’re paying out.

Free Entry: Free is a good thing, so always participate when you’re invited. Even if your game is video poker, say yes to slot, blackjack, keno or other contests without fees. Don’t worry about not being an expert, somebody will help you.

Comp Account: The next best deal, free being the best, is to use your comp account. You should ask and if they say no, then suggest that they

consider it in the future. It’s like turning compli-mentary food or gifts into possible gold.Club Card PoinTs:

Always ask if you can use your club-card points to pay entry fees. Usually casinos discount the entry when you’re using your slot card. If the casino says you can use your cash points, but there’s no discount - then it’s not worth anything.

Discretionary Comps: This is a category that is unknown to many players. If you use your slot card and play frequently you will usually be assigned a host. You will be offered free perks to reward your loyalty. These are the best kind of comps because you do not lose points from either your cash or comps account, in other words “free” really means free.

Show Tickets: local casinos are now drawing top entertainment. Not only do casinos offer tickets to frequent players, but they’re usually really great seats. When your host gives you tickets, you won’t lose points from your comp account.

Meals: If you’ve been assigned a casino host you should ask about their comp policy for restaurants. If you don’t bring up the subject, then they won’t either. This policy is often in place in tribal casinos where you don’t have a special comps account, so it’d either discretionary comps or nothing.

Special Events: It could be a formal dinner, a Super Bowl party or even a cruise—creativity is the name of the game with today’s promotional departments. All of these things are good for both the casino and their loyal customers.

THe midas TouCH: CHanging ComPs To gold

markeTing offers:Here’s a way to receive perks that don’t come off

your comp account. You may receive a mailer from marketing, a separate department from slots, or you might have to clip a coupon from a magazine or a newspaper.

Cash: Need I say more? Take it to the casino for redemption – Be sure you read the fine print and following the rules.

Free Play: Casinos want you to stay and play not take the money and run. So now most casinos give you credits on the machine of your choice. Credits are downloaded from a computer and you run them through once before cashing in.

Blackjack Coupons: Even if you’re strictly a video poker player, you should always use your match play coupons.final THougHTs:

Sometimes you have to go north by northwest to gain an edge, by following the rules in a creative way. Half the battle is finding the best video poker games available and using the correct strategy. The other half is finding legitimate ways to convert less desirable perks or food to bright and shiny gold.

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WILD HORSE PASS HOTEL & CASINO // I-10 and Wild Horse Pass Blvd.TAbLE GAmES

bLACkjACk (WITH $1,000 mAx WAGERS), LET IT RIDE, LuCky LADIES, PuSH yOuR LuCk & 3 fORTuNE PAI GOW TAbLES/PROGRESSIvE AT $18,000+

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POkER ROOmNO-LImIT HOLD’Em TOuRNAmENTS $30 buy-in with one optional $20 re-buy: Sundays - Thursdays at 11am. Early bird chips available for live play prior to each tournament. Prize Amounts $1,000 Guaranteed. $10 buy-in with multiple re-buys: Wednesdays at 7:30pm. Multiple re-buys during the first three rounds with the option of a $20 add-on at the break.

ROLLING CASH fEvER $100 progressive drawing: Tuesday at 11pm posted amount must go! Earn tickets by playing in a live game and making a hand that is full house or better with both hole cards playing. Drawings are held on the odd hour every 2 hours. Must be an active, seated player to qualify. See Poker Room for details.

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fORTuNE PAI GOW PROGRESSIvE A $1 wager & your 7 Card Straight Flush wins 100%. Please see Blackjack pit for details.

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CARD ROOM ACTION

CARD ROOM MANAGERSPlease send updates to

[email protected]

ApAche Gold cAsino 800-272-2433Poker Room opens daily at 6pm

Dealing blackjack, daily at 10am BlueWAter cAsino 1-888-243-3360Dealing blackjack 24/7Bucky’s cAsino 928-771-6779Sat, June 26 at Noon - Omaha Hi-Low

Tournament with $200 added per table, $60 entry fee

Mon, 10am & 6pm, Hold Em, $30 - winners advance to “free roll”

Tues, 6pm, Ladies Only Texas Hold Em Shootouts - $10 buy-in

Wed, 6pm, Deep Stack No-Limit Hold Em Tournament - $75 buy-in w/ $20 re-buy

Sat 10am, Hold Em, $30 buy-in, Pays 3 places, winners advance to “free roll”

“Aces Cracked” wins $50 - Mon 11am-1pm & 7pm-3am, Tues & Thurs 7pm-3am & Wed 8am-4pm

Progressive “Aces Cracked” Sat 11am-11pm - Starts at $50, increases till hit

High Hand: Mon 4-6pm, Tues 8am-10am & 3-6pm, Wed 7-11pm, Thurs & Fri 8am-Noon

FREE Sunday buffet for seated playersDealing blackjack 24/7, “Blackjack

Shootout” Tues at 7pm - $20 entryNew blackjack “Happy Hour” Mon-Thurs

– 8-9am, 3-4pm and 9-10pm, ask pit for details

Just Added: “Bonus 21” - Win a bonus of up to $75 in chips when you hit a “21” on 6, 7 or 8 cards!

cAsino ArizonA 101 & Mckellips 480-850-7777Dealing blackjack 24/7$5,000 “Wild Wednesdays” Blackjack

Tournament every other Wed, 7pm - $100 buy-in

cAsino del sol 520-838-6565Sun, 11am $1,500 NLHE, $20 buy-in, $5

re-buys + $12 entry feeMon-Fri, 10 am, $200 added Morning

Poker league, No-Limit Hold Em, $8 buy-in, $5 re-buys, $5 Add-on + $7 entry fee

Mon 7pm & Sat noon – NLHE Cactus Poker League - $1,500 Guaranteed - $35 buy-in, $6 entry fee

Tues & Sun at 7pm – FREE Poker League, NLHE - $1,225 Guaranteed

Wed, 7pm, NLHE, $1,500 Prize Pool (w/50 players) $25 buy-in, $5 re-buys, $5 add-on + $12 entry fee

Thurs, 7pm, $3,000 Guaranteed NLHE, $85 buy-in + $12 entry fee

Sat, 9am, $200 added Limit Omaha Hi-Lo, $5 buy-in w/$5 re-buys & $5 add-on + $15 entry fee

SPECIAL EVENTS:June 24-26, $22,000 Guaranteed NLHE-

no re-buys or add-ons – (Limited to the first 160 players that pre-qualify with 40 hours of live play May 1 – June 22)

June 30 at 10am, $1,000 Guaranteed NLHE - $10 buy-in (Limited to first 160 players who pre-qualify) See poker room for details

Also dealing blackjack 24/7

cliff cAstle cAsino 928-567-7952Mon, Wed & Fri, 10am, No-Limit Texas

Hold Em Shoot-outs, $25 buy-in Tues & Thurs, 10am, Limit Hold Em

Shoot-outs, $25 buy-in Wed, 7pm, No-Limit Hold Em, $60 buy-in

w/$20 re-buySat, Noon, $1,000 added No Limit Hold

Em, $80 buy-in, no re-buys (except on June 5th)

Sun, 10am, Omaha shoot-out, $25 buy-in1st place winners in the $25 Shootouts

qualify for Free Roll Shootout the last Sunday of each month

Aces Cracked WINS $100 rack – Mon-Fri, See poker Room for details

Also dealing blackjack 24/7cocopAh cAsino 800-237-5687Dealing blackjack, Fri & Sat, 10am-3am;

Sun-Thurs, 10am-2am desert diAMond cAsino, old noGAles hWy 520-342-1810 $500 Added Morning Hold Em Tourna-

ments – Mon & Thurs at 9:30am, $30 buy-in w/$5 sc

Tues, 7pm, $100 added per table Hold-Em, $75 buy-in & 1-$60 re-buy

Wed, 7pm, $10,000 Hold-Em, $110 buy-in, no re-buys (w/120 players)

Sun, Noon, $5,000 Hold-Em, $50 buy-in, $15 re-buys

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FROM A WOMAN’S POINT OF VIEW

by Marianne Minneci

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nd so it begins again…The 2010 World Series of Poker events are already under-way, beginning on Friday, May 29 with

the “Casino Employee’s No-Limit” tournament and ending with the “No-Limit Championship Event July 5 – July17 where the final table will be determined. Final table play will resume in November.

If you play in any of the WSOP events, you may find yourself playing at a table with Caesar, a joker or a fool. You may play with a clown, be stared down by a fossil or be pitted against a Prima Donna or a Diva - but you’ll be there, soaking up the surroundings and loving the whole crazy expe-rience. You’ll be feeling the excitement of what is the “World Series of Poker”.

I’ve watched this event change over the years – hopefully for the better, but I can’t really say. It seems that, what was once a game of skill, cunning and mastery of the art of the bluff - has become the “luck of the draw”, based on dumb luck in some instances and nothing else. This is the impression I got while watching the final table of the 2009 WSOP. As unconventional as it may be at times - it still makes for great entertainment.

We still have some of the poker greats to watch, Doyle Brunson, Chris Ferguson, Mike Sexton, Barry Greenstein, Dan Harrington, Phil Hellmuth

and many of the former pros of the game, but in the big picture, they are becoming an endangered species. Poker has become a game for the young guns. Fueled by the internet, it has become one big video game with outrageous pay-outs for slay-ing the dragon.

The first “World Series of Poker” was held in 1970, and it was an invitational - Benny Binion invited six of the best known poker players to compete at the Horseshoe Casino in Las Vegas. It took 12 years before the WSOP finally drew over 50 participants to this tournament.

The first “World Series of Poker that I attended was at the old Binion’s Horseshoe Casino. Binion’s was tiny in comparison to the new venue, but it was rich in tradition. Sure it was old and gritty and badly in need of a remodel, but it was the source, the beginning.

The greats of the game played there and formed the foundation of what poker is today. I often wonder what ghosts wander in the shadows of Binion’s and what would they have to say about poker today?

Poker has become flash and glamour. When you win a bracelet at the WSOP you become a star.

You’re picture is everywhere, you receive endorse-ments and the world is your oyster. If your star continues to shine - you are in the spotlight, but many rise too fast and fall hard long before their dreams are complete.

Even though the new “Kings of the Felt” may not be familiar faces to us anymore, we will still be watching. We will all wait and wonder until the final table reconvenes in November - who will carry it to the end and be the new shining star of the poker world, the winner of the World Series of Poker.

Who will take home the crown? Is this the year Daniel Negreneau, Phil Ivey or Gus Hansen wind up capturing the prize which has eluded them for so long? Could this be the year for the first woman to win it all? We’ll just have to wait and see how it all plays out.

Until next time, “Have a Lucky Month”. Write me at [email protected]

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LOTTERY NEWScrossword cLues

“Crossword” has always been one of the Arizona Lottery’s most popular games, and there have been a variety of Scratchers tickets dedicated to the game, including “Crossword Clues”. The following two winners enjoy playing all of the Crossword Scratchers and also enjoyed collecting their $50,000.

Regina Carder not only purchases Scratchers for herself, but also for some friends. One of those friends always asks her to buy “Crossword Clues”. This time when Regina bought tickets for her friends, she decided to buy one for herself.

Regina scratched the tickets and on one ticket found nine words. She was thrilled with what she thought she’d won - $2,500. She had several friends check the ticket, but all they did was check to be sure the nine words she had discovered were cor-rect. None of them even thought to check to see if she’d missed a word (she had). When she claimed her prize, she told the customer service representa-tive that she’d won $2,500. When the representative came back to the counter, she said, “It’s not what you think it is.” Regina’s stomach dropped until she looked at the validation slip and saw $50,000. Her next comment was, “I was thrilled with $2,500, but $50,000 is much better!”

Maria Jimenez also loves to play Scratchers and plays almost every day, mostly $5 Crossword and Bingo. She usually redeems her winning tickets and buys new ones, and this particular day was no exception. She redeemed one ticket, purchased three

more; redeemed her wins and bought four more tickets. One of the four was a winner.

Maria scratched her ticket and counted ten words, but couldn’t believe what she was look-ing at. She then asked everyone in her family to check it. They did and came with the same conclusion - the ticket was worth $50,000. To be sure they hadn’t made a mistake, they wrote each word down on a piece of paper. Later after she had calmed down a bit, Maria said, “I always knew someday I would win a jackpot.”

Both winners plan to deposit their winnings in the bank and take time to really think about any plans for using the money.

diaMond dazzLed!If you happen to come across two men who

have a slightly dazed look about them, you might very well be looking at Terry Linck and Vincent Hart. Each of these men won the $50,000 top prize in “Diamond Dazzler Bingo”.

Terry went to the store to buy a “Slingo” ticket, but the ticket was sold out. The clerk pointed to “Diamond Dazzle Bingo” and suggested he buy that one instead as it was new. So he bought one of the new tickets and a couple “Crosswords”, but was still unhappy

about there not being any “Slingo” tickets avail-able. Vincent, who buys two Scratchers every day, bought two of the “Diamond Dazzler Bingo” tickets and took them home to play.

When Terry first scratched the ticket, he thought he’d won $75 until the clerk checked it and told him he would have to take it to the Lottery office - it was more than the store could pay. Then he thought he had won $5,000. When he turned in his ticket at the Lottery office, he didn’t ask the clerk what it was worth. It wasn’t until the winner liaison came over to him with the check that he finally asked, “How much did I win?” The amount of $50,000 was a most wel-come surprise.

Vincent also was not sure about the amount he had won. After he scratched the ticket, he looked at it and thought there was something wrong with it, so he took it to the store to be scanned. The clerk told him he would have to take the ticket to the Lottery office to be redeemed. One of the

store managers who was standing nearby went over to Vincent and went over the ticket with him. After looking at the ticket, he explained to Vincent what he had missed. Vincent then went home and put it in the safe until he could take it to the Lottery to be redeemed.

Terry plans to pay off medical bills and then, perhaps, do some remodeling on his home, pay off his truck and save the rest.

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by TJJorgensen

TJ’S BLACKJACK CORNER

T.J. Jorgensen has been a professional Blackjack player for over 20 years. He is well known for his live tournament play, both locally and interna-tionally. He has competed against, and beaten, some of the top tournament players in the world. He is the author of the book, "Beating the Casino at Their Own Game," available through his web site www.freewebs.com/tjsblackjackcorner or by e-mail [email protected]

“Trick” for BeaTing Blackjack

have often been asked what the best “trick” for beating blackjack is.

This may surprise you but my response when someone asks that question is “flashcards”, that’s right flashcards.

Remember when you were growing up and trying to learn your multiplication tables?

You had a set of four inch by four inch cards, on one side you would see “8 x 8” the other side would provide the answer “64”.

Make a set for yourself with all the basic strategy hands. For example on one side you will have “ace & 7” on the answer side you will have; stand when the dealer has a 2,7 or 8, double when the dealer shows 3-6 and hit when the dealer shows 9,10,ace. By the way this is the most misplayed hand in basic strategy.

Quiz yourself until you can get them all right. Once you have them mastered don’t throw them in the kitchen drawer, rather run through them every time before you go to the casino. Many players at one time knew basic strategy perfectly, but quit practicing . Some of the hands come up so infrequently that they forget how to play them.

For example the hand of “9,9” vs dealer showing a “2” comes up 43 times for every 100,000 hands.

By reviewing you will always be on top of your

game. The player who plays perfect basic strategy has a 25% chance of being ahead after 25,000 hands.

This is what your flash cards should look like for six decks, dealer hits soft 17, double on any 2 cards.

Usually after a session of blackjack you can point to one hand that was the turning point as to whether you ended up a winner or loser. It is hard enough to beat the casino when you play a perfect game, make sure you don’t give the casino any additional advantage by misplaying a hand.

Practice with your flashcards cards until you know basic strategy perfectly.

Once you know it as well as your own name, then you’ll give yourself the best chance of walking out of the casino a winner.

Until next time I hope you play winning blackjack.

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HORSIN’ AROUND

A Shore Thing

by BrianMulligan

Brian Mulligan was the main West Coast line-maker for 17 years for the Daily Racing Form writing under the non de plume of “SWEEP.” He has probably handicapped more races than any man alive since he set lines on up to 15 tracks a day for all those years. Mulligan also led the other public handicappers in Los Angeles at every meet in SoCal at one time or another during his tenure there. He continues to contribute to the Daily Racing Form writing “A Closer Look” analysis daily.

verybody knows there is no such thing as a sure

thing, but officials at Monmouth Park are

thinking out of the box, as they are trying to invent their own version of a SHORE thing.

I cut my teeth at Monmouth Park, first went to the track there when I was 10, and made my first bet there at 8, but more on that later on.

This meeting in Oceanport, N.J., is so unique it is now the buzzword of the sport.

First off – here are the numbers. A total of 148 horses entered for opening day, last year 46 less passed the entry box. Not only will $5,000 claimers run for a $30,000 purse, unheard of even in today’s slot-driven world, Monmouth will pay $1,500 to the last-place finishers in Jersey-bred races.

What this will do is to try to even the playing field a little, so the smaller barns will not be totally swallowed up by the huge purses offered for qual-ity runners.

Consider this: On opening day, $25,000 claimers ran for a $46,000 purse; Jersey-bred MSW runners aimed at a $75,000 purse and $15,000 claimers ran for a $38,000 purse.

Over the first 5 days of Monmouth this meet, the average handle was up 162%. Average attendance is up 86%, while the field size has increased by nearly 2 horses per face. Granted, this is a bold experiment, but if it works, and the people bet in

droves, it just may change the way racetracks do business in the future.

As far as the players involved, Garrett Gomez will be a new steady jockey fixture, as will Johnny Velazquez, to go along with Jersey Joe Bravo and Elvis “Is in the house” Trujillo. Trainers to watch will be Todd Pletcher, Mike Mitchell, the Dutrow boys, underrated Robert Hess Jr., Joe Orseno and Linda Rice.

With more runners, the complexion of the races may also alter from the speed-friendly track Monmouth has been for years. Watch runners from Tampa, and runners that drop, because since they will be running for more money, the drop may not really be a drop.

Personally, I have something invested in this track. I made my first bet at 8 through a friend of my father’s. Pops was a big shot at General Motors, and once a year he got a perk at Monmouth Park and was allowed to utilize a special box. It was not just some chairs in the Turf Club, but a fully staffed area for about a dozen at the very top of the track. To put it in perspective, Princess Grace Kelly owned the box next door.

All of dad’s friends would gather for drinks at the house before the track, and one of his buddies asked me whom I liked in a particular race. After glancing at the sheet, I offered my opinion, and broke the piggy bank for the $2 needed. About 10 hours later, the gang was home, I got $16.80 back, and the rest, as they say, is history.

One thing I’ve learned is that this game is a work-in-progress, and if you can’t improve or learn something every day, you are not paying attention. Bettors cannot just do their work in their room, go to the track, be ignorant about scratches, the weather or the environment at the track, and expect to win. There are far-too-many variables that make up a race that need to be scrutinized.

How huge were the numbers at Monmouth opening day? A total of 7,611 more were on hand than on the 2009 opener, and the total betting went through the roof. Last year, just over $4.2 million was bet on opening day. This year’s opening day combined handle for the card was $9,357,444.

Hope some Shore things come through for bet-tors this season.

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GAMING NEWSTRAVELget “shanghaied” in oregon

As the hot Arizona summer rages on – maybe it’s time to “Shanghai” the family to a spot where real Shanghais were a way of life – in Oregon. Buried beneath the streets of Portland, left over from the 1800s, are tunnels, where drunken and drugged visitors were transported to waiting ship captains. They arrived in the tunnels when they carelessly stepped on trap-doors in the bar floors above, and from there they were shanghaied for about $50 per head.

Center your trip in the Portland and you can tour some of those old bars and tunnels. For some wild excite-ment, just east of Portland is Hellgate Canyon, and the Rogue River - Take a boat tour along the same route where they filmed “Rooster Cogburn,” and “Gunsmoke.” One tour includes a breathtaking journey over white-water rapids - Get ready to get wet - It’s quite a trip.

After a day on the river, the perfect place for continuing your adventure, and to spend the night, is north on I-5 to Canyonville, and the Seven Feathers Hotel and Casino with full gaming action, casual and fine dining, multiple bars, plus an RV park.

Continue the adventure to nearby Hood River, where you’ll find the century old Hood River Railroad, at the foothills of Mt. Hood. There are themed rides, including the Western Train Robbery – A trip back in his-tory, with spectacular views.

For a memorable adventure, head northwest to the Columbia River Gorge near Astoria, Oregon and the bridge over Multnomah Falls – What a spectacular view!

For even more fun, head north into Washington - to Mt. St. Helens, one of

America’s active volcanoes - Tour on foot, by road, or helicopter. The last major eruption was captured on film, and is there for your viewing

While the area is remote, many of the activities are free, and food and gift items are available including jewelry made from the volcanic ash.

When you return, check out the Portland Saturday Market and the International Food Court, where everything is fresh and grown or caught locally – admission is free, including the entertain-ment and is easily reached by public transportation.

To plan your Shanghai adventure, contact Oregon Tourism Commission at 503-378-8850 or go to www.traveloregon.com

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