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OVERVIEW*Two major heartbreaks
*New Panchsheel proposal
*Five new vacancies in S.E.
*High demand of olds
*Central Govt.. intervened
*Golden handshake
NEW !! Special Management Techniques for Settlement
Fortune Shopping
OVERVIEW
CONTACTS
PICTURE GALLERY
PROJECTS
SITE MAP
F A Q
VACANCIES
REGISTRATION
NEWS
CBM TourPackage
PANDIT ACKNOWLEDGE
ALL INDIA SERVICEROUND THE CLOCK
K.K.Pathak Committee Report
Alert !Protect from
anti CBM virus
Sensex
Global Inauguration of
World,s first Power Point Portal
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Disclaimer
This website is dedicated to all married people,
CBM is just a symbolic notion.
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Evolution of CBM
•Most of the medieval princely marriages were essentially CBMs.
•Cleopetra opted for CBM with Mark Antony in Greek history.
•There was also a Parallel and Different tradition of CBM (Condition Based Marriage) in Ancient India,Called “Swayamvara”.
•However the modern CBM started only with the commencement of All India Services.
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Rationale behind CBM
Why CBM?
•Nationalism (Its not the state which matters, but its state of mind)•Co-operation (Share yourself with yours, especially in your cadre)•work is worship (Service is worry-ship)
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Transactional Analysis of normal Conversation
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Transactional Analysis of CBM
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CBM of CBM(Confidence Building Measures of CBM)
•Show Courage to Propose (with purpose)•Be Kind towards Offers (and often also)•Use your PR Skills at the Best (even if worst)•Get Confidence of Seniors (also the experience)•Be Ready for Defense Mechanism (Non sense mechanism)
-: 5 Golden Rules :-
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How to say yes
Negotiation skill of CBM
How to say No
Note:- We left this module because after a long research it was found that
Every Yes implies No also&
Every No implies Yes also.
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E-CBM
In the era of ICE and e-governance, there is a great need to provide ultra modern techniques of CBM.We went ahead & introduced a program of virtual reality.To operate this simulation program please click the above title E-CBM
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CBM Tourism CBM monuments CBM Heritages
Titanic W.T.C Virtual Pyramids
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A new drug to prolong illusions
even after marriage
A new goggles which can make your colleagues seem beautiful
A new management
software which has auto arrange and
settling tools
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A new book with 10 success stories
& 1000 unsuccessful case studies of CBMs
A new module to analyse dilemmas and paradoxes of
CBMs
A new formula to solve the eternal complexities of
CBM
E = cb-m*
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A new clock which has in built
compass & GPS to help You zero in
exactly
A new prototype of ancient zodiac
clock which has astro matching
features
A new heartbeat detector to find out the suitable person
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Fill Simple Form And fulfill 1000 terms & Conditions
Fill 1000 Forms And fulfill Simple terms & Conditions
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Note :- Membership is temporarily banned under Essential Services Maintenance Act -1857 , since links are found having some mysterious crosslinks.
Yearwise
Servicewise
Cadrewise
Sexwise
Note:- This facility
available only to members
Click on desirable option
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SEARCHWaiting ListwiseDistribution
*The Map does not show actual figure,because there are continuous plate tectonical diversion
in vacancies.
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Astrological Aid
This slide got maximum hits, due to unknown reasons
Predictions Muhurt Remedies
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SEARCHPredictions
There are three phases in Vinshottari Mahadasha:-
•Phase-I Chandra Kal• Every thing will be pleasant
•Phase-II Surya Kal•Heat radiation from warm relationship
•Phase-III Rahu Kal•Shadow of eclipse in Domestic Circle
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•Best Lagna during “ Adharik kal” (Foundation Course)•Rare Yuti of of Nakshatras during Field Training•No Muhurt after “Pariviksha Avadhi”(Probation )•Beware of Kaal-Sarp Yoga during Guru Drishti
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SEARCHRemedies
A Committee of Astrologers,Numerologists,Palmists,Feng-Shui & Vastu-Visheshagyas
isholding a seminar on this issue ,
but no remedy has been found till yet.
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Sorry nobody is online !!!Everybody is in shunting line.
Welcome to Online match-making system
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Facilities
Various Packages of Ritual Facilities for CBM
Only Fera will be performed
Spouses would be searched
Post marriage ShantiPath will be performed
Marriage could be deranged
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Note :-According to new CBM unethical speculation prevention guidelines of CEBI,no buy back is allowed.
•South •South East•South West•North •North East•North West•East•West
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C he ck Mai l
OVERVIEW*Two major heartbreaks
*New Panchsheel proposal
*Five new vacancies in N.E.
*High demand of olds
*Central Govt.. intervened
*Golden handshake
NEW !! Special Management Techniches for Settlement
Fortune Shopping
OVERVIEW
CONTACTS
PICTURE GALLERY
NEW PROJECTS
SITE MAP
F A Q
VACANCIES
REGISTRATION
NEWS
CBM TourPackage
PANDIT ACKNOWLEDGE
ALL INDIA SERVICEROUND THE CLOCK
K.K.Pathak Commit tee Report
Alert !Protect from
anti CBM virus
Sense x
*New Website is launched with Super Search Engine
*Season’s rain came with new hope
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First A & B who managed it after Retirement
Best CBM award declared
SecondX & Y who Managed it before selection
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Dear Cadre mate,batch mate&life Partner,
I hope you realize that our
service has separated us & it was kind destiny which made us
reunited.We and our cadre were made for each
otherYours
Cadreboundxyz
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We opened the ancient system of mailing to promote & create a
romantic touch.
After Kabootar
We are also introducing
Tota & Maina for fast mail
service.
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.”
Henry Youngman.
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Dulhan ^ hi dahej hai
Status quo to Co-State Us
Cadre
CADRE
CBM is not DBM
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We communicate your confessions to God in high-tech.
CBM CONFESSIONARY BOOTH
Please Dial
1 for cadre confession
2 for service confession
3 for spouse confession
4 for marriage confession
5 for non marriage confessionMarrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. Josh Billings
Marriages
begin with
Commitment
& end with
Confession.
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Shadi ek Bhag-idari Hai.
By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher. Socrates
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The marriage is a chariot of two horses !!!
Marriages exist everywhereand with same results.
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DoPT
Inherent force of CBM
Way toCBM
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The Bond Purohit for lifebond Marriage
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The Survey & Settlement Operation of CBM
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CBM Resorts
What is Vertical & Horizontal ???
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Ambience & Protection
Hygiene level is so high that not a single Anti CBM virus can enter.
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If you are caught by anti-CBM virus,Consult our T-Doctor
Diagnosis & Remedy
Our doctor has a remote sensing & anticipating Technique with a Global Coverage
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New fishing tools
Let marriages have all colours,since it has nothing Black & White.
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The Simple Reason
UPSC Proposes
DoPT Disposes
Marriages are settled in heaven, Performed on earth.
The Problem
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“Let our heart be soft(ware).”
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Unmarried People
Life SpaceLife Space
Married People
Note:- Everybody has his own occupied space in life.
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CBM EBMSBM
(High)Way of Various Marriages Destinations.
Fire Brigade Bulldozer
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PradeshHam to Chale ^ Pardes ,Ham Naye Pradeshi Ho Gaye.
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Special CBM Ring
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring,
wedding ring,&
suffering.
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PaniGrahan Sanskar
A LongQueue
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Whatever you may look like, marry a Person your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his/her
eyesight. Phyllis Diller
Beauty lies in the eyes of Beholder.
It is a young girl... …or an old lady ?
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•We got CBM.Though I am not unhappy,Yet I feel lost. Am I cynical?
•All tragedies end with death and all comedies with marriage.Both end with CBM.Actually love is a temporary insanity curable by marriage,marriage is a disease some times curable by distance, but CBM is a syndrome incurable by all means.
•I am in waiting list since 12 years.what should I do?•It would be advisable to reappear in exam ,if you have any chance or repeat your probation as in Phase-III,if you have no chance.
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•We have opted for third Cadre, but my spouse went on deputation to original cadre.I need proper advice.
•In fact, it is a temporary dilemma. Marriage is a process finding out what kind of person your spouse would have really preferred . In CBM it is concerned with place.
•I want to know about your pre & post CBM management module.
•Substantially it is a modern & modest mode of Placement,Displacement & Replacement. It develops defense and confidence building mechanisms.
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•My marriage life is not good.Help me!•The secret of happy married life remains a secret, but it’s only a superstition as far as CBM is concerned. One can never know what real happiness is until he/she got married; by then it becomes too late.
•I loved and then married.Now I repent on my decision.•Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence & marriage is the triumph of expectation over experience.Actually marriage is like war easy to begin but difficult to end, but CBM is like worldwar, it begins with two, but everyone joins in later..
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Beware !There is no Anti- virus or scanner for this so far
If You have run this Program,You are already affected
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There are only three major promoters:-e-lbsnaa.come-svpnpa.come-ignfa.com
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