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ANNUAL MIRROR THE BREEZE

VOLUME XI HARRISONBURG, VIRGINIA, MARCH 31, 1933 NUMBER 24

CARSON IS ELECTED MAY QUEEN ANNUAL ANNOUNCES MIRROR

Schoolma'am Custom Is Broken This Year

Establishing a notable precedent at H. T. C, the Schoolma'am staff has consented to announce the contents of the Mirror, in which appear the winners in the college celebrity con- test. Here-to-fore, this information has been withheld until publication of the Schoolma'am in June. The girls selected by the ballot of the student body to be in the Mirror were:

Elizabeth Carson, Lynchburg, best looking; Frances Neblett, Victoria, best athlete; J Christobel Childs, Orange, most literary; Prudence Spooner, Chester, most dramatic; Katye Wray Brown, Roanoke, most dependable; Betty Bush, Long Island, N. Y., most versatile; Elizabeth Preston, Glade Springs, most musical; Dorothy Martin, Norfolk, most ar- tistic.

The winners in the Little Mirror were: \

Catherine Manke, Hampton, most business-like; Sally Face, Hampton, most friendly; Katye Wray Brown, Roanoke, most dignified; Sally Face, Hampton, happiest; Betty Bush, Long Island, N. Y., wittiest; Emma Jane Shultz, Staunton, quietest; "Pam" Parkins, Norfolk, best dancer; Dor- othy Williams, Norfolk, most stylish.

RECITAL IS GIVEN BY ELEANOR MOORE

Eleanor Holt Moore, /jastonia, N. C, assisted by Josephine Miller and Eleanor Balthis, accompanist, present- ed her senior recital March 23, 8:30 p. m., in Wilson Hall.

Her program follows: Lascia Chio Pianga Handel Ich Liebe Dich Beethoven My Heart Ever Faithful Bach

Eleanor Moore Tambourin Gossec Franko

Josephine Miller Serenade Schubert Obstination Fontenaillcs The Soldier's Bride Schumann

Eleanor Moore Aria from Otello, Ave Maria ..Verdi

Eleanor Moore Violin obbligato—Josephine Miller

Farewell to Cucullain, London- derry Air ...Kreisler

Josephine Miller The Nightingale and the Rose

Rimsky-Korsakoff My Candle Buchanan Songs My Mother Taught Me

Dvorak Eleanor Moore

Violin obbligato—Josephine Miller

GLEE CLUB TO SING IN CHORAL CONTEST

BOWMAN TALKS ON COLLEGE CHALLENGE

Dr. Paul H. Bowman, president of Bridgewater College, in an address to the student body on Wednesday, March 29, stated that there seemed to be two great disturbing facts in mod- ern life.

"In the first place, four different times in the past twelve months, 1 have heard serious indictments of col- lege students." Dr. Bowman, in cit- ing four authorities who have frankly expressed a keen disappointment in the college students of today, said that although he did not usually care what people said, he had to recognize such comments on the college students of today as were made by distinguised gentlemen like Frederick Smith and Newton D. Baker.

"In the second place, perhaps there never in the history of human civiliza- tion has been a demand for what the college graduate has to give as just now." Politically, economically, in- dustrially, and educationally there is confusion throughout the world. Mor- ally and religiously people are uncer- tain of the way—apparently no one seems to know where and how to lead. There js a marvelous challenge to the young womanhood and manhood of the American colleges to exercise leadership of poise, vision and courage. "We need men and women who think, who see clearly, who stand straight. Now is the time to be fruitful and constructive."

NOTICE

All students going home for the Easter vacation by private means of transportation, unpro- vided for on their permisison cards, must have special permis- sion in the Dean of Women's office by Wednesday, April 12. All permissions must be sent directly to Mrs. Cook. Each student must register, on or be- fore this date, indicating means of transportation.

Alumnae To Present Musical Play Here

Springtime To Be Given Tonight

PUBLIC SCHOOL ART OF RICHMOND SHOWN

The Virginia State Choral Contest will be held at Farmville, April 21. This is an annual affair sponsored by the Virginia Federation of Music Clubs.

The Harrisonburg State Teachers. College Glee Club and their director, Miss Edna Schaeffer, will participate in this event. A May Night by Brahms, O Can Ye Sew Cushions by Bantock, and April by Buchanan are the numbers to be sung by the various clubs. Last year in Richmond the Harrisonburg Glee Club won second place.

All the members of the Glee Club have voluntarily given up a part of their Easter vacation to return to the college for practice. o

Freshman Representative

Marguerite Holder, Winston-Salem, N. C, has been elected freshman repre- sentative to the Athletic Council.

Block prints from linoleum cuts, landscapes and varied scenes done in charcoal, water colors, and crayon, and cuttings in black and white as well as colors comprise an art exhibit of interest which is found on the sec- ond floor of Wilson Hall. This ex- hibit represents work done by children in the public schools of Richmond from the kindergarten through the junior high school. This is not an exhibit especially compiled for the college's benefit, but some mounted work held on record in the art super- visor's office at the Richmond schools and sent here through courtesy to the Art Club and the Art department. This exhibit has proven of interest not only to the college students but also to teachers of the city interested in art work, and can be seen at the same place for a day or two longer.

"The free hand water color of the primary grades shows quite good ex- pression, and the landscapes and draw- ings of trees in the grammar grades are quite good," said Miss Alimae Aiken, Professor of Fine Arts and a sponsor of the Art Club. "There is a Grecian project worked out, show- ing Grecian home life and customs, done in black and white paper cut- ting. And there are Grecian vases worked out in color, true to the anci- ent colors. The design work of the junior high school is especially not- able."

"Springtime," a musical comedy and a John B. Rogers production, will be presented by the local alumna; chapter of Harrisonburg State Teachers Col- lege, Friday, March 31, in Wilson Hall.

"Springtime" is the story of the blighted romance of a scion of 1868 aristocracy and the daughter of the founder of "Brewster's Pills," which is finally realized in the union of their grandchildren in 1920. The time in- volved in the story covers a period of more than fifty years.

The cast of characters includes: ALUMNAE TALENT

Priscilla Brewster Frances Houck Abigail Tompkins Elizabeth Hopkins Thankful Standish Ruth Bowman Zenobia Margaret Wise Desiree Elsie Ralston Joyce Virginia Fristoe Sue Margaret Shreve

TOWN TALENT Elvira Judd Bettie Moore Beery Primrose Standish Charlotte Homan Bobby Brewster H. G. Pickett Tom Higgins Nelson Huffman James Brewster E. C. Wilton Tom Higgins Frank Gould Minister Tom Yancey

As added attractions a number of lively dances and songs will be fea- tured. o

SCHOLARSHIP PLACES GIVEN TO STUDENTS

COMMITTEE CHAIRMEN^ APPOINTED FOR^ YEA

Dorothy Williams, of Norfolk, has been appointed to serve as chairman of the social committee for the next stu- dent government year. Betty Bush, of Long Island, New York, held this office formerly.

Mildred Simpson, also of Norfolk, will serve for the coming year as chair- man of the standards committee. She is succeeding Virginia Jones, of Orange.

Dot Williams is vice-president of the Bluestonc Cotillion Club, and former president of the Lee Literary Society. Mildred Simpson is president of the junior class and a member of the Lee Literary Society.

The chairmen of the social and standards committees are appointed by the student council with the co-opera- tion of Mrs. A. B. Cook, assistant dean of women.

GLEE CLUBS COMPETE IN COUNTY CONTEST

Student Body Names Bishop Attendant

Twelve Chosen for Court

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ALICE KAY TO HEAD ALPHA RHO DELTA

With Alice Kay, of Waynesboro, to serve as president for 1933-34, Alpha Rho Delta elected its officers for the coming year at its regular meeting last Saturday night. The other officers are as follows: Mary Spitzer, Harrisonburg, vice-president; Virginia Somers, Burkeville, secretary; and Virginia Cox, Woodlawn, treas- urer.

Catherine Minnick, Timberville, and Alice Kay, Waynesboro, have taken over the scholarships of the science and English departments respectively because of the vacancies left by the recent major election. Formerly, Hilda Hisey, Edinburg, new president of Student Government, had the science scholarship, and Sarah Lemmon, Mari- etta, Georgia, new editor of THE

BREEZE, had the English scholarship.

SISTER CLASS DANCE TO BE MADE CO-ED

The Glee Clubs of Bridgewater and Harrisonburg High Schools won in their respective classes at the Choral Contest held Saturday, in Wilson Hall. The contestants were students of the Rockingham County Schools.

Miss Louise Hosmer is director of the Harrisonburg singers and Miss Katherine Rowan of the Bridgewater Club.

At the close of the contests, all of the competing choruses and the Col- lege Choral Club, which sponsored the contests, sang in a massed chorus un- der the direction of Miss Edna T. Shaeffer, with Mrs. A. K. Fletcher as accompanist. This chorus numbered over 200 voices.

The Choral Club of the College presented the winners a complete set of music to be used in the State High School Choral Contest at Richmond next November.

Judges of the contest were: Mrs. Robert Schane, Mrs, A. K. Fletcher, Miss Nelson Maxwell, of Harirson- burg. Dr. S. P. Duke, Dr. Florence Boehmer and Supt. W. H. Keister made addresses of welcome.

DEBATERS INSTALL 1933-34 OFFICERS

Climaxing the May Day Festival on May 6, there will be a Senior-Sopho- more dance in the gymnasium, accord- ing to "Syd" Henderson, president of the senior class.

At the class meetings it was unani- mously decided to make this dance co-ed. Due to the success of the dance on March 18, which was the first co-ed dance to be held here re- cently, enthusiasm is running high. Students who have their "one and only" in far countries or at great dis- tances from the college, will have the opportunity to come as stags and en- joy themselves.

Other details have not been com- pleted for the dance.

New officers of the Debating Club, elected on March 23, took office at last night's meeting. Frances Whit- man is president; Ruth Shular, vice- president; Virginia Cox, secretary; and Alice Kay, treasurer and business manager.

The club is planning to continue its work in intercollegiate debating which was carried on so successfully this year, as well as to give chapel de- bates. At present the club is work- ing on the question of the success of Russian Communism.

Elizabeth Carson, of Lynchburg, s been elected May Queen for the

^ercises to be held May 6. Her maid of honor will be Lois Bishop, of Nor- folk.

Other girls chosen for the court are: Marietta Melson, Machipongo; Frances Neblett, Victoria; Betty Marie Coffee, Staunton; Kay Carpenter, Norfolk; Con^ay Gray, Petersburg; Evelyn Watkins, Norfolk; Dorothy Williams, Norfolk; Hilda Hisey, Edin- burg; Dorothy Slusser, Brownsburg; Mildred Henderson, Williamsburg; Anne Da vies, Ballston; Sybilla Cris- man, Winchester.

For the first time the Athletic As- sociation, which sponsors May Day, has permitted the queen and her court to be announced prior to the day it- self.

The girls were nominated and elect- ed by the student body. Other plans are now being made for May Day.

Elizabeth Carson, the queen-elect, was also voted the best-looking girl at Harrisonburg, and has been elected as the Apple Blossom- festival princess. She is president of the Bluestone Cotil- lion Club and a member of the Lee Literary Society.

Lois Bishop, the maid of honor, was the Madonna at the Christmas page- ant given in 1931. She is president of the Lee Literary Society and a mem- ber of the Bluestone Cotillion Club.

BASKETBALL CAPT. SUCCEEDS HERSELF

Neblett Elected For Coming Year

HONOR FRATERNITY DISCUSSES BUSINESS

Dorothy Harris, of Carson, presided over a business meeting of Kappa Delta Pi Thursday evening. Each member brought her copy of the international constitution, and changes to be made in the by-laws of Alpha Chi chapter were discussed. These changes will be voted on at the next meeting of the club.

The chairman of the by-laws com- mittee, Janie Shaver, of Harrisonburg, gave a report on the work.

Dot Harris announced that the new officers for the school year 1933- 34 will be voted on at the next meet- ing.

In presenting the varsity's rabbit foot to the captain-elect of the bas- ketball varsity for 1933-34, Emilyn Peterson, president of the Athletic Association, officiated, as Frances Neb- lett has been elected to succeed her- self in this capacity. Frances is also president-elect of the Athletic As- sociation.

At the same time, Dr. Duke award- ed the varsity emblems, eight H's and two stars. The girls receiving stars for more than one year's play- ing on the team were Frances Neblett and Lucy Coyner. Those receiving letters were: Julia Courter, Mary VanLandingham, Douglas MacDonald, Anna Larrick, Emily Pittman, Alma Fultz, Edna Sayer, and Charlotte Burch.

The sophomores were announced as winners of the intra-mural basketball tournament. They won three games.

Lucy Coyner, basketball sports lead- er, presented class numerals to the class sports leaders, Eleanor Wilkins, junior, Emily Pittman, sophomore, and Opal Moody, freshman. Those receiving numerals were: seniors, Lucy Coyner; juniors, Pew Peters, Peggy Mears, Ella Mae Sutherland, Catherine Minnick, Va. Somers, M. Smith Alice Kay, V. Steele, and L. Burch; sopho- mores, Mary VanLandingham, Alma Fultz, Julia Courter, Emily Pittman, Douglas MacDonald, Anna Larrick, Edith Todd, Eloise Calfee, Peggy Ward, Elsie Mallory, Pam Parkins, and Ruth Bowman; freshmen, Mary Grog- an, Margaret Baptiste, Ossie Huffman, Jean Long, Marguerite Holder, Alice Haley, Ruth Walthal, Opal Moody, Ruth Mills, and Marlon Fields.

Harrisonburg played four games this season, defeating Shephards College, Westhampton, and the Alumnx, and losing to Farmville. The sophomores defeated all the other classes to at- tain first place. The juniors ran sec- ond.

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MARGARET JAMES

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MARGARET SMITH

LOIS BISHOP

ELEANOR COOK

MARY PAGE BARNES

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VIRGINIA COX

PAMEI.IA PARKINS

HELEN KITCHIN

LOUISE BORUM

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MARY SPITZER

CATHERINE CARTER

ELIZABETH BYWATERS

JOYCE REIIIEY

is for the best interests of the school, and we are proud to be the first BREEZE to announce the court to the student body and to the interested public. And we are also glad to pub- lish for the first time the Mirror.

We hope that you don't think we are asking you to write too many things to the BREEZE at once. But we think that the Lost and Found will be- a real service; that you will be interested in knowing what the best article in the BREEZE is; and that the Open Forum will supply a long- felt want. We don't, want to scare you all away, but we want you to help us and yourselves all the year, beginning now.

THE MUSIC BOX

TRIOLETS

F.L5IE MALLORY

' BOARD OF MANAGERS JULIA COURTER NANCY BYERS

MARY BRAGG YOUNG DOROTHY LIPSCOMB

ELIZABETH WARREN

TYPISTS SYBILLA CRUMAN MARG. THOMPSON

MILDRED MULLINS REBECCA SNYDER

CATIIRYNWALTHAU. IRENE DAWLEY 1 HELEN MADJESKI

Editorial Comment

Once again New Year's has come around, the beginning of, as the bank-/ ers say, "the fiscal year" for student administration. Part of the time we spend in thinking about the past, about how good our past officers have been, and how we have enjoyed help- ing them. We think of their con- structive program, their reforms, im- provements and successes. And then we turn to the coming year. Will we face it as well as our predecessors'have done? Can we keep up the reputa- tion they have established and even, perhaps, "build a braver palace than before?" We do not know, but we can try. We feel that the work of the past year is something to be envied, but we would like to have something behind us to be envied also. And this year, we pledge ourselves to the supreme achievement. It is our chal- lenge. o

In view of the fact that basketball letters have just been awarded, we wish to compliment the team on a good season and excellent playing. They have worthily upheld Harrison- burg's reputation in the athletic field. It seems most unusual to us that last year's captain should succeed herself, but if the rabbit's foot brought her luck this year, how much more will she not get next year? •

ATTENTION

LINES COMPOSED UPON A CER- TAIN MEMORABLE OCCASION

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I set my cap for him, I did, Because I liked his looks and ways. When first I saw that brown-eyed kid I set my cap for him, I did. I guess I should have run and hid— He left my mind in such >a daze. I set my cap for him, I did, ' Because I liked his looks and ways.

REGRETS AT LEAVING THE ABODE OF MORPHEUS

Must I get up at seven? I just went to bed. Sleep to me is heaven— Must I get up at seven? If I can't sleep till 'leven I'd just as soon be dead. Must I get up at seven? I just went to bed.

PRAYER TO THE MUSES

A triolet she bade us write Before we came to class next time. Oh Muses! Send me now some light— A triolet she bade us write. If an idea'd come, I might Compose one that would be sublime. A triolet she bade us write Before we came to class next time.

LINES ON THE TRIBULATIONS OF SECONDARY EDUCATION

I know I flunked that Friday test— He didn't ask a thing I knew! Although I thought my very best 1 know I flunked that Friday test. Of course I studied all the rest That wasn't asked. I'm telling you— I know I flunked that Friday test— He didn't ask a thing I knew.

The Aeolian Music Club recently made a musical survey of the campus to find out how many students had studied music before entering college. The total number of students studying some form of music before entering college was 274. The number of students studying piano from one to ten years was 230, violin, from one to three years, 14; voice from one to three years 27; and organ for one year, 3.

Many of those who have studied music before entering college are not studying now. Reasons given for not studying some form of music in col- lege were financial inability, lack of interest, and lack of time.

At the opening of college in the fall, 131 students who were registered in the various music classes were given the Seashore Tests of Musical Talent. The tests measure five musical abili- ties: pitch, intensity, time, consonance, and memory. The norm for each test is 50. - - .

The number of students above the norm on five tests was 3; the number above the norm on four tests was 6; the number above the norm on three tests was 18.

The highest score made by anyone taking the tests was 411, average 82 1/5, made by Ruby Owen; the second score was 385, average 77 made by Marian James; the third score was 364, average 72 l/5 made by Irene Dawley. None of these stu- dents is now studying music.

The number of students above the norm on the various tests and the highest score, on each test was as fol- lows: Number above the norm on pitch, 25, highest score, 98 made by M. Glidcwell; on intensity, 46, high- est score, 100 made by Helen Witt; on time, 44, highest score, 100 made by Helen Witt and Douglas Macr

Donald; on consonance, 56, highest score 100, made by M. Goldstene; on memorv, 3 5, highest score 99 made by C. Crichton.

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CAMPUS TOM

TOM SAYS:

They sho' did pick out a pretty

little May Queen and Court. Don't

you all think so?

ALUMNAE NEWS

LITERARY SOCIETIES

THE BIGGER AND BROADER THINGS

Polly Perryman, '34, of Winston- Salem, N. C, spent the week-end with Pam Parkins.

Geraldine Rose, '34, of Covington, was a recent guest on camp.

Harrisonburg welcomed many of the alumna; back to a home economics convention Friday and Saturday.

THE BREEZE tries to achieve each year a higher level of journalism than it has heretofore accomplished. This rests largely, of course, on the staff, but ajso on the student body as a whole. THE BREEZE also tries to give you what you enjoy reading, but un- less it knows what you like, it cannot give it to you. We therefore ask your help in solving this problem. Each week, after THE BREEZE comes out, we would like you to slip in the edi- tor's box a piece of paper saying what single article you like the best. It may be a feature story; it may be a news article; it may be (though not likely) an editorial. Put your slip in each week. The next BREEZE will carry the result, with the name of the author of the article. With this as a gauge, we can give you better write- ups and better features of the sort you like to read. Don't forget—every- body help to improve your BREEZE with your choice.

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We wish to express our pleasure at the announcement of the May queen and her court. We feel as Dr. Duke does, that publishing this information

College should develop in one an understanding of life and make one appreciate the bigger and broader things in life. The ability to see both sides of a .question is a quality often found lacking even in some of our col- lege professors. Anyone possessed of this trait of being broadminded enough to know that no one is perfect and that one's faults are sometimes over- shadowed by his good traits has gone a long ways toward leading a happy life and of making others happy. We allow some tiny thing to change our opinion of a person when in reality that person is ashamed of that fault. Why can't we realize that no one is perfect, and, instead of hating one for some trait or some act of which we disapprove, help them by kindly words and kind deeds.

Just as some of our professors in college have failed to acquire this big- ger understanding, so will we unless we learn that just as we must for- give and excuse our own faults, we must also forgive and overlook those in others. How much heartache, how much pain and how much misunder- standing could be abolished if only we could be so broadminded!

We as teachers should remember this fact and devolp this trait so that we will inspire the confidence, love and respect of our children. If one teacher fails to grasp this bigger and broader knowledge, what strife and needless misunderstanding she causes.

—Exchange.

Emily Camper, '34, is teaching in the grades at Lithia.

Vivian Hobbs, '34, is teaching at Ewing. She is coaching the basket- ball team.

Doris Vance, '34, is teaching in the elementary department at Great Bridge. —o

GOOD°CITIZENS

Since the necessity and importance of having intelligent and worthwhile citizens are so evident, training for citizenship has come to be one of the aims of education today. Then, if we are getting a well-rounded education, we are learning to be worthy citi- zens. /

Before Vv4 realize it, we will be out of school ancTinto the State as citi- zens, whether desirable or undesir- able. Of course, everyone of us wants to be a desirable member of society.

We have often been reminded that we are citizens and members of a "big family" here. As really worth while citizens we are learning not only to associate with others by participation in group activities but also to col- lectively and co-operatively render in- telligent decisions upon questions of common concern.

Our conduct and our disposition towards the regulations and rules and towards the group activities are de- termining the kind of citizens we are here and arc largely foretelling the kind of State and National citizens we shall be. •

—Exchange.

"Where are you going, my pretty maid?"

*A milking, sir," she coyly said. "May I come too, my pretty maid?" "Boy, you'll never come to," she

sweetly said.

Mr. Chap (in biology class): "What is an organ?"

Frances Neblett: "A musical in- strument."

Mr. Hanson (looking at globe): "Do you see Greenland?"

Louise Borum: "Yes." Mr. Hanson: "No, you don't; you

only see a diagram."

"Words fail me," muttered the stu- dent as he flunked the spelling exam.

And the lawyer said, "Where there's a will, there is always a way to break it."

"We have just heard of the Scotch gangster who takes his victims for a walk."

Betty: "Waiter, are you sure this ham was cured?"

Waiter: "Yes." Betty: "Well, it's had a relapse."

Peggy Smith (reading sign in the library): "Only low talk permitted here."

Babe S.: "Oke, then I will go on with the story that I was about to tell."

Professor: "Can you tell me some- thing about the great chemists of the 17th century?"

Mildred MuJlins: * "They are all dead, sir."

Cootie: "What didya do last sum- mer?"

Pam: "I worked in Des Moines." Cootie: "Coal or iron?"

Dr. Phillips: "What's the chief function of the skin?"

Kitty Smoot: "To keep us from looking raw."

ADVICE TO MAIDENS Never let a fool kiss you and never

let a kiss fool you.

Among other kinds of close har- mony we have—Love in an Austin.

Liz: "Why docs a red-headed girl always quiet a fellow?"

Marietta: "She doesn't. He just gets that way."

LANIERS Lanier Literary Society held its

weekly meeting Friday, March 24, in the Y. W. room. As it is the custom for the president and the secretary- treasurer of Alpha Literary Society to be selected from one of the societies, nominees for these two offices were put up. Kay Carpenter for president and Marietta Melson for secretary- treasurer were chosen to be the Lanier candidates. After this a short business meeting was held over which Mary VanLandingham presided.

PAGES Page Literary Society held its usual

meeting Friday, March 24, in Wilson 22. The Pages selected Anne Davies as candidate for president of Alpha Literary Soicety and Becky Bennett as the secretary-treasurer candidate. Margaret Campbell, president, presided over the short business meeting which was held. There was no regular pro- gram.

LEES Lee Literary Society's meeting was

held in the Day Students' room Fri- day night. The Lees also chose can- didates for the offices in Alpha. Mil- dred Simpson was nominated for presi- dent and Dot Williams for secretary- treasurer.

In the absence of Lois Bishop, presi- dent, Mary Haga, vice-president, pre- sided over the business meeting. o

SOMNUS

Let all the birds sing sweetly; Columbus Pumphrcy is asleep.

A silence there is, and a mystic** wonder

In the house set back from the road, With the boxwood hedge, and the

towering trees That have sheltered the house for

many a year. Silence—and yet a vague unrest, And people hurrying to and fro With muffled tread and tight-pressed

lips, And tear-blurred eyes that see but

dimly, With aching hearts and sorrow-filled

souls.

In one room only there is a calm, And a peace that passes knowledge. There is the scent of many a blossom; There is the hue of many a petal; And a sweet old man with silver hair And eyes but lightly closed Lies on his final couch, gray like his

hair.

Let everyone tread softly; Columbus Pumphrey is asleep. o

Some of us who are so successful in working jig-saw puzzles might give the depressed business managers a hint as to how we make "the ends meet."

"Have you ever seen a man who could look intelligent while he shaves his upper lip?"

And then there is the story of the bootlegger who moved from a pent house to a penned house.

"Ev": "What's a hug?" "Lib" Maddox: "Energy gone to

waist."

Kitchin: "I don't like dancing to jazz. It's nothing but hugging set to music."

Bill: "Well, what don't you like about it?"

Kitchin: "The music."

About the only thing that can lay down on the job and get results is a hen. f

"Lib" Preston: "What dress are you going to wear tonight?"

Kathleen Tate: "Oh, just an in- strumental little number. You know, that Organdy."

She was only a photographer's daughter, but she awaited development in a dark room.

A sight for the gods: "A dentist in another dentist's chair."

He: "Wanna spoon?" She: "Surely." So he gave her one and she ate

her soup.

College Widow (sarcastically): "Say, it's twelve o'clock; do you think you can stay here all night?"

Freshman: "Well, I'll have to tele- phone Mother first."

Wife: "The couple next door seems to be very devoted. He kisses her every time they meet. Why don't you do that?"

Husband: "I don't know her well enough yet."

The nurse entered the professor's room and said softly, "It's a boy, sir."

The professor looked up from his desk. "Well," he said, "what does he want?"

Mike: "The Scotch Golf Club has disbanded."

Hattie: "Why? No funds?" Mike: "No, they lost the wooden

tee."

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MARCH 31, 1933 THE BREEZE PAGE THREE

Around The Town By PEGGY SMITH

Dr. Florence Boehmcr and Katye Wray Brown visited Jane Maphis, of Strasburg, on Thursday.

Frankie Gore visited Myrtle Lauck in Shenandoah this past week-end.

Margaret Fitzgerald went to Roa- noke to visit her aunt, Mrs. Miller.

Neta Helsabeck visited in Port Re- public.

Ruth Mills and Vivian Holmes were the guests of Frances Morris at her home in Richmond.

Helen Stansbury had Ruby Mater as her guest, at her home in Richmond.

Dorothy Williams and Lois Bishop were fortunate in having their moth- ers from Norfolk to visit them for a few days.

Ann Moore and Virginia Lewis spent the week-end with Mrs. Harrison in Lacy Springs.

Ethel Long and Elvira Sutton were visitors in Port Republic. '

Nancy Jane Poole was a guest of Mrs. Miller in Winchester.

Ruth Early entertained Catherine Reynolds, Joye^Reiley, and Elsie Mal- lory at her home in New Hope.

Marie Surber went to Lebanon to visit Louise Hockman.

The following girls spent the week- end at home: Catherine Bard, Mary Belle Boden, Ann Bond, Dorothy Bur- kett, Elizabeth Burner, Emily Bush- ong, Kathleen Bussey, Ann Cogburn, Julia Evans, Louise Golladay, Blan- dine Harding, Ann Harris, Louise Hockman, Marietta Hood, Louise Howerton, Anna Lee Jones, Virginia Jones, Katherine Keller, Gladys Leech, Thelma Leech, Elizabeth Maddox, Peggy—Mcars, Josephine L. Miller, Catherine Minnick, Margaret Mitchell, Dorothy Myers, Gladys Meyers, Vir- ginia Richards, Sara Richeson, Bcr- nyce Saundcrs, Naomi Stoutamyer, Babs Stratton, Elizabeth Thweat, Ann Davies, Carolyn Davies, Grey Hine- baugh, Mary Powers, Kathleen Snapp.

Miss Cleveland, an alumna of Hol- lins and former faculty member, and Dr. Florence Boehmer expect to visit that college this coming week-end.

Those who went to camp last week- end were Mary Blankenship, Louise Borum, Lucy Clark, Neva Gaulding, Madge Glidewell, Mary Haga, Louise Hayes, Fanny La Neave, Helen Mad- jeski, Dot Mairs, Mildred Mullins, Pat Patterson, Babe Simmerman, Carolyn Baldwin, Nell Williams, Peggy Smith, Virginia Spence, and Frances West.

Dr. Florence Boehmer had several seniors as her guests for Sunday night supper. They were: Gladys Bleier, Virginia Boggs, Minnie May, Edna Sayer, Sally Scales, Besiie Scoggin, Alice Shipley, Helen Sites, Margaret West, and Ada May Smith.

Last Saturday Dr. Florence Boeh- mer entertained Judge Rose Mac- Donald, Mrs. Adele Blackwell and her guest, Mrs. Gellitc, and Mrs. Pearl Moody for luncheon at the Stage Coach Inn.

FIVE YEARS AGO

SPECIAL PRESENTATION OF NOEL COWARD'S PLAY

"TONIGFIT IS OURS"

In accordance with special requests from S. T. C. students and others, the Management of the Virginia Theatre has arranged a special return engage- ment presentation of "TONIGHT IS OURS" tomorrow, (Saturday), morn- ing, starting promptly at 11 o'clock. Only the one show will be given and this will be concluded shortly after- noon.

Frederic March and Claudette Col- bert are co-starred in "TONIGHT IS OURS," an adaptation of the play by Noel Coward who also authored "PRIVATE LIVES" and many other famous plays.

Brilliant and witty, like all of Coward's works, "TONIGHT IS OURS" center around a young wom-

I an who has tossed aside the responsibil ities of a kingdom for a fling at Paris, and a Young Parisian who insists on sharing the fling with her. They lead each other a hectic chase through the pleasure spots of the capital, but their moments alone are moments of infinite tenderness and passion.

The film is the fourth co-starring picture for March and Miss Colbert,

The Alumna: issue of the BREEZE, March 31, 1928, contains the follow- ing articles of interest:

On Tuesday evening, March 26, Florence Reece, the new president, took the oath of office. The installation service was quite impressive, there being a procesison of the faculty, glee club, house chairmen, and student council. The faculty attended in aca- demic costume.

Mary Fray, the outgoing president of student government, presided. The devotional exercises were conduct- ed by Mr. Dingledinc, who has al- ways had a deep interest in student government from its origin in this college.

The service was made' more impres- sive by the fact that Mr. Duke an- nounced additional financial support for the school, which will mean great- er equippment and necessarily a great- er college and student association.

AT SUNSET

The round red sun was rapidly sink- ing in the west, and as it sank the op- posite rims of the sky were filled with grey scudding clouds tinged scarlet on their edges with the rays of the disap- pearing sun. The slender silver ash trees in the park swayed their nude branches in the chill west wind. Fin- ally there loomed out of the gloom two unromantic figures in blue coats. They gazed stolidly down at the two hud- dled closely together on the bench. The larger of the two heaved a sigh and nudged his blue-nosed companion roughly in the ribs. "Food," . the roused one murmured wistfully, drowsily, "steak? milk?"

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BELIEVE IT OR NOT

These were found on test papers— actually. Read 'em and laugh!

Achilles was the lad whose mother dipped him in the river Stinx until he became intolerable.

The Eskimos are God's frozen people.

Penelope was the last hardship Ulysses endured on his journey.

Nitrogen is not found in Ireland be- cause it is not found in a free state.

Sabotage is a day of rest for work- ing men.

A polygon with seven sides is called a hooligoru

Horrible explosion in the post office! —Some letters "went off."

This was a week of fights—one oc- curred in the president's office. Dr. Duke licked a stamp!

Here's the latest defect of the radio! While the radio buzzed an advertisement, the pupil wrote Plato's life. Such is the result:

"Plato urged the harsh irritants of mathematics on his pupils to rmke them mellow. He made 90 million dollars and wrote poems many of which he cross-blended. After being stored away in a warehouse to age for two years, he died from high-pres- sure."

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on the earth's surface, it would be necessary to cover the sky with an al- most solid canopy of electric light bulbs. To produce the equivalent of sunlight it would be necessary to sus- pend thirteen incandescent lamps over each square foot of the earth's sur- face.

and the first appearance of the former since he received the award of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences for the best performance of the vear.

Alison Skipworth, who won fame in character roles in "Madame Racke- teer," "Nicht After Night," and "If I had a Million," heads the supporting cast,

SHOPPING

It was Monday, the first of Sep- tember, and a beautiful autumn after- noon. The month of August with its heat was left behind and the cool fall months were beginning to make their appearance. Just an ideal day for shopping!

Mrs. Brown dressed carefully and decided to go to town to buy Jane's college outfit. Jane was to meet her at Macy's.

The 'first street car was crowded, so Mrs. Brown had to wait for the second one. It was now a quarter to three and she was to meet Jane at three. The traffic was terrible and after several "traffic jams" the street car stoped in front of Macy's at four o'clock. She looked around for Jane and, not seeing her, decided that she must have already gone into the store. Finally, Mrs. Brown decided to enter, when she glanced at the door it read: "Closed. Labor Day."

SALES TALK

Gee, working in a dime store cer- tainly does get you down. I'm pretty lucky at that, though; not every S. T. C. degree girl gets a job when she finishes that noble institution. I guess I'd better stop this musing, though, it's most closing time and if I don't add something to my sales Mr. Schul- tzenheim will give me some more leisure time.

Here comes Miss Shaeffer—she ought to be a good customer. "No, Miss Shaeffer, I'm sorry we don't have any more copies of 'Jazz Baby.' 'Saxa- phone Sally' is quite a hot number, though, that would be suitable for your choral club, don't you think? Yep, I will draw it for you. Thank you too much."

"Well, if it isn't old Kat Bussey! What can I do for you, honey? Kid Curlers? You're still having trouble getting your hair to curl, aren't you? You ought to go to see Zelle. Maybe she'd tell you the secret of her suc- cess. Here you are; six, did you say? Call again sometime."

Who on earth is this demure little maid with the inocent stare? Some- body else'll have to take care of her. Oh, it's just Sanks after her weekly bag of kisses, anyway. I'm getting terribly nearsighted—just can't rec- ognize a soul two feet away. I guess I'll have to pay another visit to the glasses counter and acquire a new pair.

Oh, boy! another customer. "What is it, Anna, rouge this time? May- belline's. Oh, I'm sorry. You want something else and for Miss Hudson? Lipstick? Well, she uses Brilliante. It's very becoming to her dark com- plexion, don't you think? Yes, yes, I'll be around to help you with that Latin sometime soon. You have a pretty hard time with it, don't you? You say you didn't get but A on it last time? I'll have to see what I can do about that situation. G'night."

Here comes Behrens. You say you want a hat? Well, you're just in time, my dear. I have one cut out for you. This green crown and orange brim will be very becoming. The purple flower in front is rather chic, don't you think? There, I thought you'd like it. Seventy-five cents, please. You're getting a bargain—it was a dollar. Wear it to church Sunday morning. Everybody'll think it's a Paris model. Good night.

Whew! What a day—thank good- ness he's closing those doors. Poor Cummings got locked out. I guess she'll just have to do without her pack of chewing gum, tonight. May- be, I'll get a chance to give her some out of my private stock on my way home.

Goodnight, girls. I'll see you in the morning.

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MISCELLANIES

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The Antiseptic Baby and the Prophy- lactic Pup

Were playing in the garden when the Bunny gamboled up.

They looked upon the Creature with a loathing undisguised;—

It wasn't Disinfected and it wasn't Sterilized.

They said it was a Microbe and a Hot bed of Disease;

They steamed it in a vapor of a thou- sand-odd degrees;

They froze it in a freezer that was cold as Banished Hope

And washed it in Permanganate with (Sarbolated Soap.

In sulphurated hydrogen they steeped its wiggly ears;

They trimmed its frisky whiskers with a pair of hard-boiled shears;

They donned their rubber mittens and they took it by the hand,

And elected it a member of the Fumi- gated Band.

There's not a Micrococcus in the gard- en where they play;

They bathe in pure iodoform a dozen times a day;

And each imbibes his rations from a Hygienic Cup—

The Bunny and the Baby and the Prophylactic Pup.

—From an Anthology.

A PENITENTIAL WEEK

The week had gloomily begun For Willie Weeks, a poor man's

Sun.

He was beset with bill and dun, And he hid very little

Mon.

"This cash," said he, "won't pay my dues,

I've nothing here but ones and Tues."

A bright thought struck him and he said,

"The rich Miss Goldrocks I will Wed."

But when he paid his court to her, She lisped, but firmly said, "No

Thur."

"Alas," said he, "then I must die, Although hereafter I may

Fri."

They found his gloves and coat and hat;

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The business session met in the fac- ulty room of Wilson Hall, Saturday morning. Following this, a program of specialized subjects was given. The speakers were Miss Ella G. Agnew, Richmond; Miss Amelia Loutz, Fred- ericksburg State Teachers College, Judge Rose MacDonald, member of the state board of education, and Miss Bokahr. About sixty specialists in home economics from various sections of the state attended these meetings.

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This will be the first time since the insitute was established in 1927 that any consideration has been given to problems of other nations, except of Latin-America. —Richmond Times- Dispatch.

The University Players of Rich- mond opened their new Playhouse in an auspicious manner with the pre- sentation of A. A. Milnes' delightful comedy, "Meet the Prince." Bus Gray, Elizabeth Gill, and Betty Burns were included in an excellent cast.—The Richmond Collegian.

It was recently discovered in a sur- vey at Franklin and Marshall College that the grades of students who had chosen their vocations before enter- ing college were five per cent higher than those of students who had not decided on their future work.—Stu- dent Weekly.

Twenty-six per cent of a represen- tative group of Vassar alumna; have married men whom they knew from childhood. The percentage of those meeting their future husbands in church work declined from fourteen per cent in the 1870's to two per cent in recent years.—Miscellany News.

The Preliminary Junior Piano Con- test for District 2 of the Virginia Federation of Music Clubs was held in the Music Room, Harrison Hall, March 25, at 2 p. m.

There were three classes represented: Class B—Mozart Sonata in G First Movement and Burleigh Hallowe'en Op. 1, No. 2, played by Miss Dorothy Kyle, Staunton; Class C—Speering Prelude Op. 5, No. 1 and Danquin The Cuckoo, played by Jean Wine, Harrisonburg; Class E—Mozart Ron- do in D and Brackway Humoresque Op. 26, No. 5, played by Miss Con- way Gray.

All contestants made the required grade and were declared winners in their respective classes.

They will represent District 2 in the state contest at Farmville.

MANY PARTICIPATE IN LIFE SAVING COURSE

PREDICTS END FOR DEPRESSION

Prof. Stephen Leacock, chairman of the department of economics ancf po- litical science at McGill University and an internationally known humor- ous writer, said last week that by proper action the present depression could be lifted in six days, cured in six months and its return prevented in six years.

The professor-writer predicted that the world would come to a catas- trophic end if steps were not taken soon to lift the depression.

Heflin were honored from the Senior class of the Law School. The seven Richmond College Juniors are: Stuart W. Cook, John Doley, Robert W. Ferrell, Jr., Roger W. Grant, Jr., Waldo Miles, John A. Moore, and Edward S. White. —The Richmond Collegian.

Love is a feeling that you feel like you're going to feel when you feel like you're going to feel like you're going to have a feeling like you never felt before.—The Log.

Senior life saving has created much interest and enthusiasm among the students interested in that work. The requirements state that each person must have 10 hours work before the test is given.

The instructors with the aid of Miss Miriam Faries teach on Monday, Tues- day, Wednesday, and Thursday nights. Those students who passed the ex- aminer's test, given by Captain Carr earlier in the year, are entitled to teach. They are Pete Peterson, Jean Long, Pam Parkins, Alice Kay, Irma Schwartz, Evelyn Rice, Mary Smith, Edith Todd, Lucy Coyner, Edna Say- er, and Julia Duke.

Those taking the senior life saving are Beckwith, Buie, Carpenter, Cour- ter, J., Crizer, Clark, Haga, Kelly, Lipscomb, Gulliford, Lemmon, Pitt- man, VanLandingham, Davis, Saund- ers, Allred, Bailey, Gray, Lewis, Miner, Neblett, Peters, Rosencranz, Smoot, Snyder, Walthall, Boden, G. Williams, Arnold, Rice, Watson, Baker, Dix, James, Courter, H.

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Twelve college girls found leisure time so heavy on their hands that they organized the "Friendship Quilting Club" in order to while away time in each other's company and at the same time do something constructive. They meet each week, enjoy a program, and then work on their friendship quilting blocks. Who said that the pendulum is not swinging backward?—Baylor College Bells.

Richmond College honor societies announce election of twenty new members in semi-annual ceremony. Ten students, two professors, and two alumni of the University were honor- ed by election to Omicron Delta Kappa at an impressive tap ceremony in Can- non Chapel.

Dr. Raymond B. Pinchbeck, Dean of Richmond College, was elected to active faculty membership in the local circle, and Dr. Rolvix Harlan was chosen as an honorary member.

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More than half of the entire student body of the University of Wisconsin is either partially or wholly self-sup- porting according to figures compiled last week. Despite the times, 4,195 students, or about 54% of the stu- dent body, work for their expenses while attending the University.— Tower Times.

Miss Vera Melone, member of the music department of the college, pre- sented her second Lenten Organ Re- cital, Saturday, March 25, at the^ Methodist Church. The Glee Club assisted her.

The program was as follows: 1. (a) "A Mighty Fortress is our

God" (b) "Our Father Who Art in

Heaven" /. S. Bach 2. Sketch in D flat R. Schumann 3. (a) "A Rose Breaks into Bloom"

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(Mary Magdalene). Massenet State Teachers College Glee Club Miss Edna T. Shaeffer, Director

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Men are what women marry. They have two hands, two feet, and some- times two wives, but never more than one idea or one collar at a time. Mak- ing a husband out of a man is the highest plastic art known to civiliza- tion. It requires science, sculpture, charity, and especially charity.

If you flatter a man it frightens him to death, and if you don't, it bores him to death. If you permit him to make love to you, he gets tired of you in the end—if you don't, he gets tired of you in the beginning. If you agree with him in everything, you soon cease to interest him; and if you disagree, you soon cease to charm him. If you believe everything he tells you, he thinks you are a fool, but if you don't, he thinks you are a cynic.

If you wear rouge and gay colors and a startling hat, he hesitates to take you out. Whereas if you wear a brown suit he may take you out, but stares at the woman in red and gay colors and the startling hat. If you are a clinging vine, he doubts wheth- er you have a brain, and if you are modern, advanced, and an intelligent woman he doubts whether you have a heart. If you are popular with other men he is jealous and if you aren't he is afraid of a wall flower. D— men anyhow! \—The Log.

CATALOG PUBLISHED FOR SUMMER SESSION

Begininng on Monday, June 12, the next summer session will open less than a week after commencement and close its second term on August 25-, according to an announcement in the newly-issued 1933 Summer Session Catalog.

Attractively bound in gray cover, the book follows the usual plan of organization. A picture of Wilson Hall is inserted as frontispiece. Through the book are pictures of the Shenandoah Valley, Harrisonburg from the air, and the college camp.

The special features and general in- formation concerning the college are given. The program of studies is list- ed in detail and a description of the courses offered is given. There is a complete schedule of classes in the catalogue.

Special arrangements have been made with the management of the Massanetta Music School, under the direction of Dr. John Finley William- son, to articulate the work of this school in history of music, music appreciation, and harmony, with the work done at the State Teachers Col- lege. Students in certain music cours- es will take the work under Dr. Wil- liamson as a regular part of the col- lege course.

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