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PACK NTHE EVENTS

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THINGS TO

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FOR THIS WEEK

DATE: Wednesday

TIME: 5:30 p.m.

LOCATION:Mathewson-IGT Knowledge Center,Wells Fargo Auditorium,Room 124

INFO: Art history professorBrett Van Hoesen will speakon the topic of Germanpopular press' use of thephotomontage and editingduring the period betweenWWI and WWII. Thespeech will explore the

idea of changing the truththrough photographs andhow it shaped popularopinion of the time. With far-reaching implications, thelecture will lead into much oflarger topics of today’s photoediting and things of thatnature. Entrance is free to allthose who are interested incoming.

BRETT VANHOESEN, 'FORMSOF VISUAL LYING'

DATE: Tuesday

TIME: 4 p.m.

LOCATION: Reynolds Schoolof Journalism, Studio A

INFO: Photographer forThe Sacramento Bee PaulKitagaki will be speakingabout his new project thatchronicles the internmentof 200,000 Japanese-Americans during WWII.The project titled “Gambatte!Legacy of an Enduring Spirit”uses photographs to tellthe story of the internedpeople. This is of interestto journalism students andhistory students alike, aswell as anybody who hasan interest in the issueof Japanese-Americaninternment. The speech isfree to any visitor and willsurely be informative.

PAUL KITAGAKI JR.

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Arts Entertainment

DATE: Sunday

TIME: 4 p.m.

LOCATION:NevadaMuseum of Art

INFO: This is a little treatfor all you film buffs outthere. “Black Midnight” isa short film that combinesplayful and creative filmingtechniques into an interestingWestern storyline. It was allfilmed in the Lone Pine areaof California in the year 1949.Directed by famous Westerndirector Oscar “Budd”Boetticher, the film is aninteresting slice of the GoldenAge of filmmaking. Entranceto the film is $5 for studentsand $7 for everyone else.

‘BLACK MIDNIGHT’SCREENING

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You can learn from Kim K.

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On Friday, Apr. 2 Kim Kardashian’s bestsell ing book, “Selfish” sits on top of book shelves in Barnes and Noble. “Selfish” provides Kim’s fans with a multi tude of selfies.

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Nevada takes seriesWolf Pack on a roll thanks to a pair of wins

over conference rival San Diego State

Neil PatrickHealy

JackRieger

THE WEEKLY DEBATE

George Carlin is the undisputed king of stand up

comedy. What made Carlin so brilliant is that some of

his best skits didn’t even have jokes in them. The best

bit of his in my opinion is “Baseball vs. Football” where

he compares and contrasts the two sports. He never

made a joke or had a pun. He would use descriptions

like, “Baseball begins in the spring, the season of new

life,” and he has a high-pitched voice like a child. Then he

deepens his voice and says, “Football begins in the fall,

when everything’s dying.” It was the simple things like

those that made Carlin the king.

VS

Photo courtesy of Andrea Wilkinson/Nevada Athletics

Jordan Pearce (21) swings at a pitch during Nevada’s game against San Diego State on Sunday, April 3 at Peccole Park. Nevada won its firsttwo games against the Aztechs before the third game was postponed due to travel curfew.

WHO IS THE GREATEST STAND-UP COMEDIAN OF ALL TIME?

IN CASE YOU MISSED IT

SOFTBALLThe Nevada women’s softball

team made its presence felt

this weekend, with Nevada

taking the series 2-1. The Pack

was an unstoppable force in

its first two games against the

Lobos, on April 1 and 2. Megan

Sweet hit a three-run home

run, allowing the Pack to take a

sizable lead. While offense is a

necessity, Bolinger pitched an

almost-flawless game, allowing

just one run in the top of the

seventh. April 2 yielded similar

results, with different players togive tribute to. Jennifer Purcell

exploded onto the scoreboard,

batting in four runs, two of

which came from her, and the

other two from Jasmine Jenkins.

McKenna Isenberg pitched

a shutout and the Pack took

the game, 4-0. On April 3 the

Lobos gained a moral vic tory,

defeating the Pack 3-2 in its

series finale.

TRACK AND FIELDTrack and field teams from all

around the country met in Davis,

California, on April 1 and 2 to

take part in the UCLA Carnival.

Nevada’s track and field squad

faired much better than otherson April 1, with victories in the

1,500 and 500-meter races.

Redshirt junior Sidney Root got

the ball rolling with her victory

in the 1,500 meter. Sophomore

Mckenna Evans followed Root’s

strong performance with one

of her own, clocking a time of

10:52.31 in the 3,000-meter.

Suan would finish the final

400-meter in first place and take

home another victory for the

Wolf Pack on day one. Nevada

reaped the benefits of day two

as well, with Coquis-Lossio

taking first place in the javelin

competition. Next came the

high jump pit where Nevada’s

Wadden persevered, reaching

her new personal best of 5’ 8.75’’on her second attempt.

TENNISThe Wolf Pack now sits at 8-6

with its most recent victory

over San Diego State in San

Diego. Nevada’s doubles pair

comprised of Blaga Delic and

Sheila Morales were victorious,

with a score of 6-3. Adrianna

Gergelyova and Claudia

Herrero took home the doubles

competition for Nevada,

defeating their opponents

6-4. Herrero, Morales and

Gergelyova took the first

three matches of the singles

competition. Nevada would go

on to drop its last three singles

matches.

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UPCOMING

GAMES

at TexasState1 p.m.

4/9

at TexasState4 p.m.

4/8

at TexasState11 a.m.

4/10

vs. SacramentoState6 p.m.

4/12

at FresnoState6:05 p.m.4/15

at FresnoState6:05 p.m.

4/16

HOWARD STERN“The king of all media,”

Howard Stern changed

radio forever with his honest,

unapologetic approach to

voicing his opinions. He argues

with his own cast on air, he

spews insecurities about his

own life and he has no shame

about it. Stern has a simple

interviewing formula. He butters

up the interview subject by

complimenting them on their

career. He then lists all the

people that have wrongedthem in their life and coerces

the interviewee into divulging

secrets about their life.

Interviewers

WEEKLY TOP 5

1

CHARLIE ROSECharlie Rose is an

American treasure. His

signature move is asking people

the most general questions

possible, and somehow eliciting

a thought provoking response.

Rose works on ABC and has

the infamous black backdrop

that adds a dramatic flair to

his confrontational style of

interviewing. Charlie Rose’s

greatest strength is his curiosity,

and it comes across innocently

in his journalistic style.

2

JAMES LIPTONLipton conducts his

interviews on a New

York theater in front of his

class of drama students, and

conducts his interviews as

such. His first question is

always “Let’s start from the

beginning. Where did you

grow up?” Lipton exclusively

interviews actors and has a

knack for getting his interview

subjects to become emotional

about everything from

addiction to family.

LARRY KINGKing has been married

eight times in his life toseven different women, which

has nothing to do with his

talent as an interviewer but

it’s interesting. King worked

on CNN for 25 years, hosting

“Larry King Live,” a show

in which King interviewed

political figures, actors and

other members of the media.

King is very relaxed in his

questioning, and seems to

often go off cue.

4

STEPHENCOLBERTColbert, who is now

on CBS and replaces David

Letterman, hosted “The

Colbert Report” for nineyears on Comedy Central,

and prior to that worked on

John Stewart’s “The Daily

Show.” On “The Colbert

Report,” Colbert created a

witty, conservative character

that asked interview subjects

questions from an extreme

perspective. Colbert was

wacky, spontaneous and

always intelligent.

5

3

San Diego State 2-7 6-19

Fresno State

New Mexico

Nevada

Air Force

UNLV

San Jose State

9-3

9-3

6-4

4-4

4-8

3-8

20-8

19-9

13-12

13-8

10-17

10-17

MW STANDINGS

Standings Conf. Overall

*All statistics thru games 4/4/16

.283

5.2

.385

.379

Batting avg.

Runs scored per game

Slugging percentage

On-base percentage

.292

6.32

.433

.369

TALE OF THE TAPE

Nevada Category TSU

OFFENSE

4.49

.279

9.68

Earned run avg.

Opposing batting avg.

Hits allowed per game

5.44

.233

7.68

PITCHING

.977

5.08

Fielding percentage

Runs scored per game

.975

4.03

FIELDING

Although he’s accused of being vulgar and immature

(which he is), Louie C.K.’s comedy is usually really smart

and thought-provoking. His stand-up focuses mostly on

masturbating and awkwardness, but it isn’t just shock

humor. Louie is definitely not just a stand-up; he has a TV

show on FX centered around his life as a comedian, and

it’s unbelievably funny. Louie is famous around comedy

circles for putting out at least a new hour of material

every single year, which is unheard of in comedy.

By Ryan Suppe

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