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Pag.4 Drawing Contest ......... pag.4 GEORGES SPOTTED IN THE GROVE LOVE AFFAIR WITH CARLA BRUNI (FRENCH FIRST LADY) IS OVER! No Hurricane! G eorges-Eric’s affair has come to light! No one can complain about the return of the Grove’s French First Man, Georges-Eric Farge, but no one would have imagined how the Grove got him back. If only one knew the “behind the scenes” reality, the real story, and the story of international intrigue. Georges-Eric had an affair with the beautiful Model and French First Lady Carla Bruni, during his long stay in France last year. Carla was seduced by his culinary talents as a world renowned Chef, his highly developed sense of of hospitality, his crazy whistles, claps and snaps and his charm and boldness. The couple, undiscovered to the public eye, were enjoying happy days in France. But soon, the fresh lovers were caught by Italian and French paparazzis at a secluded beach in Saint-Tropez, in an office at l’Elysee and at a doctor’s appointment trying to measure their difference in height. It all added up and soon Georges-Eric became the primary target of Interpol and had to flee his home country of France. He was a wanted man with a high price set on his head by the French President, Nicolas Sarkozy. Crushed by the news of his new wife having an affair with such an incredible and curious man he could not compete with, the French President had no other choice, he said in an interview with Barbara Walters last week. The End came sooner than later for Carla, Something she was not prepared for. The end of the hottest love affair in the history of France and the United States. Carla never recovered. She is having a hard time forgetting Georges- Eric, how can you, right? We don’t blame her, we also lost Georges-Eric for a year here in The Grove. Carla is still harassing Georges –Eric his sources say, In an interview on Oprah last week Georges-Eric said, “She’s crazy, the calls do not stop, day and night. I’m trying to put some sence into her and tell her that maybe one day we ca be together again if Buddah allows it”, Georges-Eric said while meditating in his Zen Garden. “Maybe this love story was not meant to be, a French soccer fan with an Italian model?” said Oprah. It just can not be... it was going nowhere and we got Georges-Eric back in town and The Grove is alive again and if you walk down Commodore Plaza you just might hear his unique snaps and whistles and be handed a glass of champagne. Lucky you... enjoy! By Valerie Massoni and David Ewan Once upon a time, you could only see one. Today you can see ten. Tomorrow, how many will you see? 1 per 80 Square feet, 1 per 1.7 table Statures of Buddha are spreading at Georges in the Grove. After his affair with French First Lady, Georges-Eric needed to bring back peace and morality at the center of his life and started an intensive training to find peace. Buddha will help. Herve, his Zen master, is committed to train Georges to the five precepts of Buddhism, the training rules you need to apply if you want to live a better life in which one is without worries, is happy and can medidate well. Speaking of meditation, Georges-Eric still has some way to go. And Herve has a lot of work. He gives us a quick review and progress report for his new student Georges. Precept #1 is to refrain from taking life: Georges gets a B. Yet, at some occasions, waiters may be at risk. In emergency and absence of his Zen Master Herve, Georges is highly advised to touch Buddha to regain calm and focus, feel the energy and reach peace again. Precept #2 is to refrain from taking that which is not given: Georges gets an A and is really the one who gives. Precept #3 is to refrain from sensual misconduct: Georges gets a C. After his love affair with Carla, Georges has some way to go. Tough job. He has so many “My Ladies” who come to have breakfast, lunch and dinner with him. Precept #4 is to refrain from lying: Georges gets an A+! Speaking the truth is his strength. Precept #5 is to refrain from intoxicants, which lead to loss of mindfulness: Georges gets an A. Georges is always sober. Don’t be fooled even though he does not always look like he has his mind. Total score approaches B. By Valerie Massoni George was arrested over the weekend for disorderly conduct. President Obama request an immediate intervention Georges News paper menu.indd 1 10/16/2009 10:13:49 AM
