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` UDC wee 'saddened last night to

learn of the death of one ot its

most , controversial members—the

red-blooded, Engineer . The Engln•

eer peased ;away at 8:t0 Thursday

eveµlpg In :an•atleyway behind th e

• Brock Hall .

Irdtilcal ii it was, the once .

dreaded Epghieer breathed his las t

wfthtn sight ,of the home of his

a loft hated *destiny, the Pubster.

• friends and relatives were bu •

Initiated• when they. heard ot the

manila in . which the Engineer me t

his.-aaceisterc The red•shirted Bcl •

eucethau `ta bygone days the gym.'

bol of '$11,lbdt was virile, courage.

can, evtliiminded and hairy-legged,

died whit, being . chased by on e

eoba4tny1se ignitor and severa l

little girls clad in flimsy pyjamas.

No doubt • mni thousand gen•

erstious' r of ' old-iltyle Engineers

tossed del~r'louely in their hellfir e

and brImstoa frays: when they

Ow ,: flit " ,, •t • retreat before

the *laugh of a provocatively

clad

ein ;'

ONE. OF THE representativea it the 'model UN genera l

assembly held in Brock Hall Friday night gets; excited as

he upholds his country 's stand.' The UN Day celebration s

marked the seventh anniversary of the founding of th e

organization

500 Graduate s

ToGet, Degrees

sNS Calls for /kip

Three Scholars Honored

N9tiNomocomlgP/unsAt~t Fortieth Convocation

ANITOBA GRAD

the Canadia n

The Engineer, who once kept

the Child Welfare Home in bnM •

uess, blushed In embarrassment

and tied at the sight of a few un-

derdevetoped females in tow cu t

pyjamas ,

The Jokers Club has left UBC ,

atndent spirit Is gone, Jabez isgone, Sedgewick Is genet Nowcomes the final disillusioning .Itsart•rending bulletin,

he was on the staff eP this Allow was with

The

red•bloodod

Enginteer

is' Memorial Institute aed the \'m (Inn seas .

dead .

Protestant Hospital . Since 1918 Dr,

hr', $toss became a

Army ever -

a

at ilt

°101'

" id 't o Itamltii$oe about.

T

shoe 41tossAltays, sae Ian•

anus$, ',,uietgh rides, handleba r

mbudtsahlh ; t'04 saloons paned

alit of'1#ltoe. we'stth felt that

s0!$I' G fbo old customs should

rurvit•.

' 7+hga" wlfea ' bathtub gin, the

cherliitop, racoon owe, the scuts

IiUtodt,l Tb dh''' n ila and stunt

000.114 tato. the Orbits* canwe°•b!

to have out doubts as

t e p0iii'litanincy *it Ads Civilise .

tllb*F, btihn 1hho~(h drive-in movies ,

'*lugth'g Wiltnlerclate, udder•arm de •

oddt$n

ta, doap advertisements an d

Jolrtny,,It 'ay we stilt had a tain t

Online et ,hope . `

C.;_. AND VULGARLilt hell that the Engineer — the

egttOni• t ,that Ai " prehistoric ,

g1~t , vi) t', Ufli Milteed and un •

tamed—has'suocumbed to the dead •

erring kdruy dtiorthodoxy, we final .

If, ° hatid ' Old, out outodraphed pic •

to'e .of JeM* 4larlow and willingl y

saleam three umei in the genera l

dikdetionof Marilyn Monroe's tor •

so . ,

. T'be Ettglneer, who fir st perfect•

d; the art et, shifting gears while

draggtng, his banderthal mat e

aeroas the frocks and crags of a

1t6440 oatnpnli ; who built the

Tfrsm1Q0 one Saturday afternoon

while waiting *er the local Camel

taunt CP, ; . Who erected the Taj

Mhhal-as'a bines song for an un •

Gdtthful Oriental Wench, who has

bttllt, scale models of the Eltte l

'Noiver with toothpicks while sleep

;walking—hat failed to die with his

b~yd,dtp on and Instead has disgraced

ere ,that is scared In the name of

h ngitteerlti'g 'by dying of a hear t

' fttaok While being practically sg.

diced by a couple of young thing s

barely out of the Sinatra age .

MIGHTY REDSHIRT

The mighty Redehlrt, who in . l

vented Klekapoo Joy Juice, could

not force down enough booze at

his smoker to force his way pas t

a guardian of the Brock who wa s

old enough to remember when th e

Engineer was the scourge of th e

campus, tiro meal ticket of the

Ubyssey 'and Illiterate gorilla of th e

classroom .

Attention all Fresh!

'

If you are interested in tak-

ing an active part in the Home-

coming parade, there will be a

meeting to organize Tuesday ,

October 28, at 12:30 noon.

October 28, at 12:30 ,noon in

Physics 200 .

The FUS are taking over the

most important part of the

parade—the Great Trek, They

are 'short of manpower, and a

I really good turn out is needed

at this meeting.

T~wflrn.eti ng

From UBC For

Fifth Year

For their fifth time on cam-

pus, the Town Meeting of the

Air helped ;UBC to commemor-

ate October 25 as United Na-

tions Day .

"Should Germany 'be prevente d

from re•arining?" was the topi c

chosen for discussion involvin g

Tom Franck, president of UBC' s

UN Club, Jane Bantield, vice•preel•

dent of the AMS, Ivan Feltham ,

president of the honorary tt'atern •

ity, on campus and Vaughan Lyon ,

past president of the AMB, '

•Tom Franck and Vaughan 'Lyon

sided up with that faction of opin•

Ion that Germany should not be re•

armed, while Jane Banfield and

HISTORY PROFESSORSProtestors Brown and Lower

are well known authors in the fiel dof Canadian History end both arepast presidents of the ,Canadia nHistorical Association.

The procession from the admin .Istrative building to the women ' sgymnasium will be headed byLieutenant•Governor Clarence Wal •lace, it will begin at 8 p .m .

Several top B.C. figures will at •tend the congregation ceremonies .Among them will 'be Premier W. A .C. Bennet, Mayor Fred Hume,Chancellor Emeritus Eric W. Ham •ben and President Emeritus L. S .Kllnck ,

Professor Soward will not as lchairman and others on the pane lwill include Dr, Sago, Dr . Tucker ;and Dr, Ormsby.

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FOREST CLUB — The Wood -chopper's Ball, the club's annua ldance, will be held on Thursday ,November 6 at the Stanley Par kPavilion (Malkin Bowl), $3.50 percouple . All members invited to at• 'tend . See Glen Merl, 3rd Year BSP,

Engineers, loudest protestors o fthe Homecoming Committee's aGtempt at reversal of tradition, hav efailed to produce a candidate forQueen,

The Undergraduate Societie sCouncil, aided`by the loud protests •tions of Engineering President A lHicks, severely reprimanded thecommittee for theirs decision toselect their own candidates, UBCcomment that there would : be nobased their reprimand on Hicks'interest it' the committee backedall candidates

To date only five names . havebeen entered for the contest, •They 'ere (with sponsors in brackets) :Marilyn Benson (Forestry), LipdaeReeves (VOC), Olive Sturges:'(Fresh), June Taylor (Angle) an dPat Taylor (Commerce) .

A special parade of the candi •dates, scheduled for noon Wednes-day, may have to be cancelled be•cause of the lack of interest shownby the faculties and clubs In bring,ing forth their queens.

.

Teachers are the lowest withonly one percent completed, hard•ly a passing grade. Arts have along way to go, since only 54 per-cent of the gradtvating class havea picture of themselves .

The complete race results area follows : Arts 54 percent, Coln-merce 58 percent, Home Ec 7 2percent . .E, ir6 percent, Educatio none percent, Social Work threepercent, Applied Science 88 per•cent, Aggie 74 percent, Law 76 per •cent, Pharmacy 73 percent, For .entry 96 percent, Grad . Studie sthree percent, Nurses 14 percent.

YOUNG PROGRESSIVE CON •SERVATIVE CLUB will hold asession in Arts 204 at 12 :30 onWednesday, October 2'9, The speak •er will be Les Bewley .

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'tb''pially

ago' ba °soft

ttalv/i

1tiraOft -

'

laugh occasion

-Is newspa0i>t

jgt groups, held

a hearts of most

tl ''and his pass.

.01ttray all of u s

o i00 to Enjoy lu

his of the "goodRuSsians Defeated' At

'UN Model Asembly

The Russiatleinspired resolution thatt the UN forces should

'be withdrawn from Korea was ciefeated by a three-quarter s

majority at the eighth` model UN assembly in Brock Hall Friday

tirght:. .

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t

.

President of the Assembly was* 0)

"onbe ruled out; of 'Korea but als oGeneral Victor Odium, while Ivan

y

Feltham • was Secretary-General, Japan ,

and Shirley McLeod assistant see •

retary:general,

•

Bob Loosmore, delegate fro m

USSR claimed that the "brutal die-tatorshlii of Synghman 'Rhea shoul d

be dissolved and that four neutra l

powers, 1Czecho•Slovakia, Poland ,

Switzerland and Sweden should b e

put in charge .

"We must defeat the brutal war -

mongers of Wall Street," he said .

'Russia wants ' peace—piece o f

whel p" cried, Chinese delegate Ro n

Con .

Canadian delegate Ted Leeclaimed that the war must be ende din "honorable terms" which were

Its budget on armauttente. Qorm of the Labor Progressive Partynot those of Russia .

speech Monday in Arts 100,

any was "nota

state with an army ,Indian delegate Behar' Verma

Mr. Adaskin was referring to a

has been scheduled to speakbut an army with a stat e . "

moved a compromise resolution story appearing in the October 17

on the campus this Friday .

calling for an immediate cease•tlre issue of the Ubyssey in which MONSTER NO . 8

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in Korea and for fr ee elections critic Ron Chettins stated that the

By supplying Germany with

within six months of the armistice, compositions of Miss Barham Pent• means to build pan army we , will be

A SPECIAL symposium on

The motion was ruled out of land played by her at a recent con- feeding "Frankenstein No . Three." "What is Wrong with Canadian '

order by the chair .

cart had an "almost sterile de . (ermaty, continued Franck, should Hlstbry" will be presented in Art s

The Mexican delegate Antonle tachment from reality ."

be built so that it is "respected by 100 on Saturday, November 1 at

Silva made use of UN's fourth of-

Professor 'Adaskin said that the all and feared by none ."

I10 ;30 by Professors Lower and

tidal language and delivered an critic was uninformed and even

Germany is the key stone of RN)" of Toronto and Queens

address in Spanish.

dishonest . "What he said was ob- Western European defense," and' Universities respectively, who ar e

A request that Yoshltnka Hirai . vously uninformed," and 'An un- offered security and advancement Convocation guests ,

be heard as representative of informed opinion cannot be lion- to the Western Allies, optntone d

Japan was vehemently opposed by est.," was .how he put it . Jane Bantield .

the Soviet Block, Hirai, however, 1 Mr. Adaskin went on to infer

Why should Germany help re -

surprised the Russians by making that the Ubyssey was dishonest arm the other nations of Europ e

a plea that UN troops should not in printing a "dishonest" story,

it she is not to derive any benefi t

y

Franck considered Germany andits peoples to have .all the marks

Mr. Harry Adaskin described i of

militaristic state. Even be .fore World War 1, this Teutoni c

the words of a Ubyssey .criticas "balderdash" during a power was spending four-fifths of Tim Buck, National leade r

In the final vote, the South Amer -ican

'though tcountries, led by Myra Green

b

would help stelaof Honduras — abstained as a pro• aay re - arm ing

ize and maintain peace:test against US intimidation ,

, NOT TIM EIn the preliminary period, Franc k

Adaskin says, stated that "this is not the timeto start rearming Germany." Th epowers have started out to unite 'TWEEN CLASSES

11Balderdash?, Germany and they have ended' u pby dividing the allies, continue dthe UN president .

Of UbysseBuck Speaks

Here- Friday

R ss New Psc iatr ' Hea

The University of British (:blunt• 1toss has been in the Departruent Royal C'ollege of Physicians of

Ma has announced the appoint- of Psychiatry at the University of Canada in 1948 and was certified' for further Information .meat of Dr . W. Domtld nose to be, ('incinnati . In World War II he Its Neurology ,and Psychiatry bye

At

At

OdProfessor ante Head of the Uepart

the Royal College in 1548 and I n

ment of Psyehiatry in the Facult yof Medicine .

Dr . Ross graduated in Medicineat the University of Manitoba in 01938 and served an hrternship and !tees Chief Resident In Medicin eat the Winnipeg General Hospital . !His post graduate training include s

a Fellowship at. the '.tlontreai 'Neurological (esthete', a Diploma !

coulee in psychiatry at ',1ic(lill t'ni-versity, and study iu New 1'orlt ,Chicago, London . nd Amsterdam .

Tie has taught psychiatr y at Mc.(111 University tit :1lontreal, where! '

By RON ' SAPERA

Degrees to 500 graduate students and honorary degrees

to three scholars will be granted at the fortieth annual fal l

congregation Thursday.The professors to be awarded they.

degree of Doctor of Laws (Honor's ;

•Cause) by the University ere Den• No Redshurtnts Brogan, George William Brownand A. Rs M. Lower .

Candidate Y iProf otes s eeor Brogan, Professor of /Political Science at CambridgeUniversity and Fellow of Peter•house, will deliver the Congrega-tion Address . He has written ex •tensively on American and Frenc hpolitical history and is the autho rof a noted work on Abraham Lincoln. He is currently spending ayear as visiting professor at th eUniversity of Washington.

raua

es camera Styr

Orly 51% Face Birdie

"Half of the graduating class appears to be camera shy .

Only 51 per cent of those graduating this year have had thei r

pictures taken," said worried Ann Roger, faculty editor of th eTotem .

-E Forestry Is the most competen tHof all the faculties with over 9 6percent of the class 'appearing inthe 1953 Totem. The Engineersalso have placed themselves be•fore the camera to the tune of 88percent.

hn nip, He is a member of some' feature John de Wolf discussing

STUDENT LIBERAL CLUB ge n

,! 12 teuvn.ed societies in Canada and New Qrleans jazz .

erne meeting for the election of

the United States .officers and the discussion of clu b

HIGH SCHOOL CONFERENCE poetry, InArts 'l01 ut 12 :3n .As the author of nearly 50 papers ;

~Fon neurological, psychological and! COMMITTEE MEETING in th e

psychlut lc subjects Dr, Ross has Council Room of the Brock at 12 :30! CULTUR E

demonstrated abroad interest 1st ; oft Wednesday . Anyone who is in•' continues on Tuesday and Thurs .

the sclruttific aspects of medicine, totestedt In the nctivities of the day . Ur. Kroner will continue hi sand In addition has shown an High School Conference is wet• lecture series in Angie 100 ut noo n

aptitude for presenting medical ; corns,

oil Tuesday and Thursday of flit s

subjects in language which can be

, week .

unrlcratnud b,v the Ittyman,

EDITORIAL BOARD MEETING

All interested students are In •of all interested in writing for the vited to attend 'the remaining lee •

I1c was married In 1939 •to dally Wyvern Magazine . at' 12 :30 Toes• lures in this worthwhile seriest'hipinen of IW'innipeg . They have day in the men's club roost at tlhe• sponsored by the President's (rout •

GEOGRAPHY CLUB meets• iiiArts 100 Tuesday noon. Two out•standing films will be shown, Brit •ain's Countryside, and Island o fFaith, the story of reclaiming lauclla the Netherlands. Everybodywelcome ,

Psychiatry by t h e American ! JASSOC'S Tuesday meeting, Gc•

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tdBoard of Psychiatry and Neurology ! tober 28, at iftock Stage Room will

AND FAITH serie s

Fellow of the a son aged seven .

Brock .

ntittee on spiritual values ,

I

RAGE TWO

The engineering spirit is dead .A group of 30i engineers had to flee in con-

fusion before an army of proctors-to b eexact, two of them. With a multitude of fairmaidens waiting to be rescued, the knightserrant fled the field.

From now on the engineering battle-cr y"we' are the engineers " will have as muchmeaning as "the rains in Spain fall mainly i nthe plain".

The engineers have degenerated becauselifd for an engineer is getting too simple an d

' '1d land perspective in considering the workof these scholars, we should recall . that for.almost 2,000 years most of the greatest think-ers 'attd:othee builders of Western Europe hadembraced -Christianity. During the eighteenth

& nineteenth centuries, however, it wasa EtUtted by a growing number that therewee, nothing . outside of nature. It was fel tthat science was demonstrating' that naturewas- going on of and by itself . We now knowthat suck a conclusion was not justified . Withthe,advent of World War II, and especially i n

1 England with the Blitz, when every valuewas challenged, thinkers were driven to re -examine their basic assumptions concerningthe universe. Various important books werethe result .

C. S. Lewis, Fellow of . Maudlin College ,Oxford, one of the greatest literary critics andthinkers of our day, dealt the philosophi cnaturalism alluded to above a mortal blow inhis book "Miracles ." I In the opening chaptershe-deals with naturalism's tenet that nothin gacts independently of nature,) He shows that ,on the contrary, the minds of men must func-tion independently of nature as long as the yare thinking rationally. To assume otherwiseia, .nor- better than the aberrations of one af-flicted- with delerium tremens . To deny thevalidity of rational thought, as naturalisti cthinkers admit their system does, is to drawback, from belief in truth . This is a denial o fthe very foundation of our universities, and i smuch more damaging than has commonl ybeen realized, It has been pointed out tha tIn the long course of European history, thosewho have 'demonstrated that they have aright to speak, by their creative work an dtheir contribution to the welfare of mankind ,have usually espoused the supernatural view

50'. eeptice4s .

We never, never" allow our-

bnlvea to Ile foiled by sales. Wehave that privilege to women ,

Of. course, when we do see abergaln we don't waste time .

' Wily last week we saw an ad i n

the papers announcing "n gigan-tic 50 per cent discount sale ."

-

Now mind you, we were no t

fooled for one minute . We kne wthat ten per cent off means n odiscount ; that 25 per cent tneart s

ton in reality. However, we fig-ured 50 percent off probablymeans a discount of around 33 .3 3pet' cent, and that Is not to beencored at nowadays ,

We managed to get down to t h estore before all the women did ,and were consequently able toget hold of at autos clerk im-mediately.

"We, want this," we said, pick -Ing up the first thing that struc k

our fancy ."That'll be $7 .95 plus tax, sir, "

Maid ho .

dint what about that 51) pe rcent discount . This thktg Ismarked at ten dollars . Dore, bea good nuci and take this fiver ."

_he

soft .; If he graduates, he just reclines an dwaits for the highest bidder .

How else can one explain the fact that agroup of engineers who managed to get insid eBrock Hall last night, fled-minutes late rmumbling "he 's going to report us to thepresident" and "let's get out of here: they'regoing to have us expelled . "

No longer can we call engineers gorillas .They have changed into monkey-faced pekeinese lapdogs .

of the universe . This Is not difficult to under-stand when the naturalistic thinkers tell u sthat, as they see things, there is. not any mean-ing to anything. Lewis formerly accepted th enaturalistic view, but found it untenable .The aim of his book has been to enable us t olay aside modern prejudices in order t oexamine candidly the early history of Chris-tianity .

Two of the greatest historians of our day ,Arnold Toynbee and Herbert Butterfield ,Professor of Modern History at Cambridge ,have both espoused Christianity. Toynbeehas felt forced to do so as the logical step i nthe light of historical ; study covering a life -time. (See his "Civilization on Trial " ), d Lastwinter' • in the lectures on "Liberty in theModern World" at Queen's University, But-terfield demonstrated that there is no depend -able' foundation for human, freedom apar tfrom Christianity .

Some of the greatest educators of our dayhave embraced Christianity as they havewrestled with the problems of modern educa-tion.! Sir I ichard Livingston, Vice Chancel-lor at Oxford University, has done so in hi s"Education for a World Adrift," and otherbooks. He says that Christianity is the lifeblood of our civilization in the West . SirWalter Moberly, Head of the Universit yGrants Committee in Britain, has indicate dthat we should look to Christianity in our re -thinking. ("The Crisis in the University . " )Canon Spencer Leeson, who was long theheadmaster at Winchester, has taken a simila rposition in the Hampton Lectures he gave a tOxford.' (See his "Christian Education .")

The names of a number of erstwhile libera lthinkers in America, such as Trueblood andNiebuhr, as well as leading scientists whohave come to the historical Christian vie wmight be added . With the abdut face of suchleaders, does it not become the rest of us toconsider with caution whether religion is outof date?

GEORGE E. MOSPADDEN ,Associate Professor ,

Department of Spanish .

CO . TRAINING

By C. A. MILLA RThe following report on the sum •

mor training of COTC personne lIn Germany was prepared by C . A.Millar, who Is studying enginee r .Ing at UBC and who has just re-turned to Vancouver after spend -leg four months with the Cana.flan Aemy• In 1Hanovsr.- Itee

The purpose lbehinfi the plan ofsending . third year COTC person.eel to train with the 27th Cana.One Infantry Brigade Group a tHanover, Germany, was to giv ethese -potential officers practicalexperience 'in the field ." Traini ng'an officer candidate for the pesostime army is very simple thes edays; but in the event of an all .out war, there meet be a time lagwhile such men are prepared forwar time roles ,TINfrl<~ LAG

It is this time lag that the Cas a.than Army is endeavouridg to re•duce by acquainting its "young of.fivers with ' semi-war time conch.Lions and actual operations in thefield," There could be no moreideal training ground than Ger m .*any .

The 27th CIB forms a small (a l .though important' part of theATO and Occupation Forces inWest Germany . The Canadianscomprise one.third of a British Thisvision which in turn is only a free .lion of the Army of Occupation fo rthe British zone of Germany ,

Editor, the Ubyeaey ,Dear Sir :

,

. -The UN Club executive woul d

like to take this opportunity toexpress their thanks for th ewonderful support given by thestudent body to the celebratio nof UN Day .

Our special thanks go to Th eUbyssey for Its excellent cover-age, to the university contingent sof the three armed services whos epertic1patioa made the Flag Rais -ing ceremonies so impressive ,and to the pipers of the VarsityPipe Band.

The students may well feel asense of satisfaction in the flat-ering' comments of the man y

visitors to the campus .T. FRANCK, Pres . ,

tiN Club.

Editor, the I1byssey ,Dear Sir :

Well, I see the last blood driv efell flat . Perhaps this will brin ghome it few facts to some cf th estudents who are forever be -moaning the 'policy or using high -pressure snlesnuutship on bloo ddrives and other such endeavor's .I seem to recall certain pr e..ble dstudents who last year claimed torealize the importance of bloo ddonations co much more keenl ythan anyone else could . At thesame time they ridiculed the En -gineers because, they said, theEngineers bled only to prov etheir virility .

What an Infantile attitudethat Is! I would like to see thes e

same students when they neede da transfusion . Would they ques-tion the motive behind the dona-tion that saved their lives? O rwould they thank God thatenough donations had been madeso that there was blood availabl efor them ?

There will be another bloo ddrive in the spring 'and the En•gineers will be pushing that one .

After the spring drive, whenUDC has set the record for blooddonations among the Canadia nUniversities and when the En -gineers have withdrawn from thefield of battle to make up for th etime they have voluntarily spen tcampaigning for blood, l for onedon't want to hear any Mow -witted, holier-than-thou numb -skull lamenting the lack of altru -ism in UDC .

The Engineers, and indeed ,most of the UBC students, ar emore than willing to help in any -thing like this . A combinatio nof a echoes purpose with somegood clean fun has produced thehest results so far . So in thespring, when the Engineers tak ethne out to lead the way an dmake a name for UI3C it migh tbe more to the point If they go tsome wholehearted support an dmaybe a little cretin instead of alot of criticism .

MONPI' NIcKAY, 2nd Yr ,:applied Science .

, Last Friday the Ubyssey reported a debateol'i .,whether religion is out of dated To judgeWitte the account,• , it would not seem to beatttlas to point out a trend among• leadingthinkers of our time . I refer particularly tothose who have gained a position of worldWorship- in the field of thought because ofAsir greet learning„ reflective scholarship ,endethe cogency of what they have to say.

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Assistant, Marlon Nova kCity Editor, Myra Orson ; News Editor, Ron Sapera ; Women's Editor, Flo McNeil ;Literary Editor, Galt Elkington ; CUP Editor, Patsy 'Byrne ; Editorial Aesletant, Vaugha nLyon ; Staff Photographer, Ilex Lovely . Desk Men, Pete Plneo, Mike Amos, Tom Shorter ,Letters to the Editor should be restricted to 150 words. The Ubyssey reserves th eright to cut letters and cannot guarantee to publish all letters received .

eNgion Outdated ?

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"i am sorry, but our ad sai dquite definitely that this was a n

'up to NIFTY PER CE)NT SALE' .""Well then," said we recover-

ing quickly, "let us see what w ecan get at 50 per cent. "

"I beg your pardon, err," he

said with a gulp .

'We want to buy something a t50 per cent of registered 'price,"

we answered firmly .

"I think i had better . . ." he

1auutged to say before he ran of fto bring "the friendly, smilin gmanager of your friendly neigh .boyhood store" onto the scene .

'What can we do for you, sir, "

said the manager, showing its a

vast expanse of dental plating .

We repeated our humble re(mes a

"\Veil, sir, yessir, we Male th every thing you are looking for .

It's only three dollar.,"

"Ihlt it's registered at $4 .95, "eo answered indignantly .

"I see you' are quite a business -

wan, sir," said the manager, "a s

one businessman to another I'l l

let you have it for $2 .511 . "

t,t course, we were not taken

Note : We are leaving town, an dare therefore willing to sell TH ETILING at a 50 per cent discount .

RS . : A further discount of 50per cent will be made available tocash customers .

We have THE THING at homenow. It was well word' the pric ewe paid for it . VVe have no tmade , use of It yet, In fact, w ehave not quite yet discovere dwhat It was originally intende dfor .

In by his flattery, but It Is some-times surprising how quickl ysome people can divine some em-inent quality, for instance anacumen for business, in otherpeople .

in order to show that we wer erealty well versed In the affair sof business, we Informed themanager that we were awarethat taxys would have to he pai don top of the quoted price, an dthat. such an arrangement woul dhe inaorder as far as we wer econcerned,

THE UBYSSEY

Tuesday, October 28, 1952

Small as the Canadian unit is ,it has made a significant name fo rItself among Europeans and ha sthe reported distinction of beingthe most highly trained formatio nIn the . NATO defence ,

This summer, while 'attached t othe 27th CIB, the 744 second lieu•tenants of the COTC from tell .versifies all across Canada an dfrom each corps in the CanadianArmy Were able to watch the com -peletion of the training as a Brie -'ado and subsequently follow th eintegration of the unit Into th eBritish Division by active peptic'.patio* in the training schemes .

War ,FILL VACANCIE S

• The Workshop was very busy al lsummer because of breakdowns o uprevious schemes and personnel o nleave. We dOTC were, therefore ,used constantly to fill vacancies .At one time, I was given commun eof Vehicle Section, which Is by fa rthe largest section of the worksho pand required to boost the produc -tion rate .

A high point 'of our Germany tri pwas an inspection of the Voiks .wagon Works, north of Brunswick ,A complete assembly line Is I n

Varsity, Theatre

NOW SHOWIN G"A STREET CAR NAME D

DESIRE "Winner or five Academy award swith Vivlen Leigh!, (best actres s

a%' .u'd), Kim Hunter (best sueporting actress), Karl Malde n(beet supporting actor), andwith Marlon Braude( academ ynominee) ,

Selected Short Subjects

operation for the production o fsmall cars and busses. Their eng -ine is of particular interest sinc eit is a horizontally opposed, ai rcooled, rear mounted type. Verylight alloy materials are used i nthe construction of the engine, re -quiring special casting proceduresand finishing machinery` The ca ritself is of ull welded design wit hthe body as a whole acting us th eframe .10.HOUR CAiLL

The tact that all units are oi l10-hour call limited our sight see -ing trips considerably. However,we did manage to visit Hamburg ,Holmelin, 13rttinswick. Celle) theBaltic Sea at Travemunde, an dWettir In the Rhur . In this *ay wewere able to obtain a Fairly genera lcross section of German life an dcustoms for a much better under -

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endeavour o out . standing of the people in general .line my experiences -within the l My personal opinion of the spin -Brigade,

mer's employment is that it wa s'RCEME in Germany consists of

several segments, The principa lunit Is the 194 Canadian Infantry'Workshop, In support are the lo tCanadian Base Repair Group, th e198 and 197 Light Aid Detachment sand an LAD for armoured equip •meet,.

The LAD's do very light repairs ,handing on serious equipment fail ,ores to the Workshop, which canhandle assembly changes on an yItem from a watch to a Centurlantank . The. Base Repair Group Isattached to a British Base Work -shop for the purpose of repairin gmajor • assemblies for 'automati cequipment.

As RCEME officers, we two sec-ond,lieutenants from UBC and thet of Manitoba spent the summermonths with the 194 Workshop ,which Is situated In permanen tbarracks at Hanover. Workin gconditions were excellent as the,camp had at one time been use d'i8 a German Army centre, al -though badly bombed during the

gineers I hall

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ROES4& E4VQIIdI4LR$ 'Each cadet saw this metamorp h

osis In a different tight, and usu•ally as it affected his parent corps .Ae a member of the Royal Cana •dine Electrical .and Mechanical En -

definitely worthwhile . The expert.ence and hard work coupled wit hthe voyage across the Atlantichave made these past four month sa season I shall never forget . Foranyone considering the army as acareer, I do think that such an ex •perience with actual operations i nthe field is of immeasurable valu eto the individual and an induce .ment towards further participatio nin the Army .

My only recommendation Is tha tthe present scheme of sendin gCOTC personnel to Europe be con -tinued for the profit of both th eofficer candidates and the Cana-dian Army.

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• slow to Apply .Descriptions of positions available will appear on Universit ynotice hoards In October and representatives of the 93oar dwill visit the U1ieerslty in November, December or Januar yfor the purpose of conducting interviews. Iintergraduate sand graduate students tied others who are Interested i ntuvnstigating the opportunities of either full-time or seasona lemployment with the Hoard are requested to secure applica •lion forms from the University Placement Officer . Whe ncompleted, the forms should hr rohu•ned to the Placemen tOfficer so that interview schedules ni ty he arranged .

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Tuesday, October 28, 1952

THE VBY8SEY

PAGE THREE

,By David Price

3dot and. aka

C -Ka &FLO' McNErL MAIMS EDITOIt

Al , nuy oleltHon+acominng, QueenChosen Saturday

Highlight of Homecoming\weekend, will be the crownin gof Its Queen on the big day, 'November 1 .

Last weekend ten lovely can•didatee . were chosen, but SinceIt has been decided to stay withthe traditional method of ohoos . .Ins , a oovireign, Each facultywill sponsor a candidate' who ,will vie for the,honor of being 'UEC'c Hombooming Queen :' Names of. the candidates wil lbe made public later this week ,and students of the Universit ywill choose the queen at th eball gams on Saturday. So nowthe big' question remains , . . .who will be librs HomecomingQueen? .

Ism Richardson

Wan d Brings

. Thoughts and quotations on fra-ternity rushing from a neighboring

table .No one ten turn n smile on and

off as quickly as a frat man . i won •

der how many pledges they wouldget If 1 slipped alum in their col•

fee .No one can look as silly as a

frat man after he's asked 'What

did YOU do this summer?" an d

"What faculty are you in?"

Whoops! There goes that smile

again. Now the rushee is showin ghis teeth, Isn't that cute . I wonder

who's cheek muscles will the first ?

That lard•head is actually eat-ing with the same hands tha t

clutched all those other grubby

meat hooks .

"What other feats are you rush .

lag?"

"Is that right?""Well, you're certainly rushin g

a fine bunch . . . but . "

"Well, it's this way, Ed . . "

"Oh, your names' Stanley?" , ,

"Sorry . "

"What are our pledge fees? Ha !

Ha!—(In a hearse whisper) "Hey ,

Johnny, `what the hell ARE our

plead

pledge tees? "

Fraternity men have a strange

reflex . At the slightest kick unde rthe table from a fellow frat man ,their heads jerk around convulse •

ively and they immediately start

jabbering incoherently to a rushee

who always seems to be . beside

him. He's smiling! Gee !

Look at that poor fellow. He's

just been introduced to twenty

men in 30 seconds flat . Wow, he's

got his registration card out to se ewho HE is . Now nobody is talkin g

to him : Whoops! The elbow works

the same as his foot .

What's that guy, doing? It h eonly knew he told the same jok eto the same'guy fifty-five second s

ago. I'm going to hear the end o f

that Rastus joke someday, if i t

kills me .

"And what other fraternities ar e

YOU rushing?" "I'm an Alam.stupid." "Sorry . "

"When's this all over? " "Next

Tuesday," "My Gawd! "

Lookit that guy talk, Good Lord !

He's spitting all over that poo rfellow! Stout chap! Keep smiling.

"Which sorority

. "

''G'mere . "

"No, no! YOU sit down .thing for a rushee you know.

Ha!" Lookit his beetle out

door .

"Yes, sir, you fellows ar e

better than the XI Chi'x . ""You ARE the XI Chi's?"-

-"Sor—ry."—"Excuse me .''— '.'Excuse nee . "

—"Excuse i ne ." He's gone .

(With apologies to all fraternitie%

trom Alpha to dinette'. and al l

other permutations andtiouscontained therein . )

The much loved and much sung

old song "Wait Till The Sun

Shines Nellie", now finds itsel f

as the title of a new film—a

musical comedy. In spite of the

sparkling title, the film is neither

musical nor comical . In fact i t

piles tragic incident upon tragi c

Incident in true soap-opera rash:

ion until every character appear s

doomed to meet an untimely end .

The only musical selection dur-

ing the two hours is the title song

which 1s performed first by a

gigantic off-screen orchestra con •

ducted by Alfred Newman, is

secondly crooned by a Barber-

shop Quartette, is thirdly croone d

to by a Barbershop Quartette

oftscreen, is fourthly crooned to

by a Barbershop Quartette dur-ing the Spanish-American War,

is fifthly made into a routine

conga and dance, is sixthly

crooned by aBarbershop Quar-

tette and seventh and finall y

marched to . So much for th e

music.

The Story follows the career

of a young barber, played by

David Wayne, in a small frontier

town named Sevillinois, startin g

In 1895 and finishing up in 1945.

It seems that while the youn g

barber is serving his country i n

the Spanish ' American War, his

wife leaves their two children

and rubs off to Chicago with one

of the customers.

However; rather than meet a

fate worse than death, . both are

killed ' off in an accident. The

young man returns from the war

and before long his beloved bar-

bershop barite to a crisp . Then

his son, by now grown up. , breaks

his father's heart by appearing in

vaudeville 'tn 'Chicago . All is

healed, however, when the youn g

Sy PATSY 'YEN S

(CUP Editor)

LONDON — (CUP) — Editoria l

Board of the Gazette resigned en

masse last week .The Board of the University of

Western Ontario Gazette resigned

because the Students' Council at-

tempted to impose restrictions o n

the Gazette through the enfor ce-

ment of placing' the paper under

probation .As a result of a minor disagree •

melt between 'the Gazette and th e

Centralized Advertising Bureau ,

which controls all campus adver•

tieing, the Students' Council de-

cided to impose a three-week pro •

heliolatry period on both the stu-

dent paper and the CAB .

The Editorial Board determine d

that it would not and could not op-

sword of Damocles .

Unsubeta tlated charges of un-

duly influe. 'ring ,the editorial pol-

icy of the Gazette were laid .agalnst

two of the editors.

The Council voted down a motion

of confidence in the Editoria l

Board .

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E()GIFNE, Ore. — Special) —

Political speech by Richard Nixo n

Republican vice•i►nesidential can-

didate caused a fracas on the Uni-

versity of Oregon campus.

One of the Democ r atic hecklers

porter . The arresting citizen ,

was arrested by a Republican sup -

Porter, felt that the heckler was

not sincere .The judge rebuked Porter and

pointed out that It is not usual

for one citizen to arrest another ,

although It is within his rights .

A trial will he held .

Berkeley -- (Special) -- Tw o

quick . witted freshmen from th e

University of California saved the

lives of four air crash victims .

The students while cruisin g

around Oakland Bay sew the plane

crush and went to the rescue of the

floundering survivors .

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Iiamilton, Ont . — (CUP) — A

robber get away with hundreds o f

dollars of goods from McMaste r

University Saturday night . The

daring thief entered both the mien' s

and women's residences and grad e

off with floods and cash valued a t

four hundred dollars ,

He awakened several of the oc

cnpaIIIs to aNll them (rneslious ,

' of.

b

;tt

man is drafted into the army .

Nat for long—lie is Wounded—

but not fatally . On his return

the young man enters his father's

barber business—but not forlong. He soon gets tangled u p

with some Al Caponefsh gan g

from Chicago. There follows a

bloody massacre of some fourgentlemen in our hero's parlou r

—and with a gush of blood , the

'problem son gives up the ghos t

too ,

Shortly after this, but not to osoon, the musical comedy comee

to an end. Meanwhile we hav e

been led to believe that all thi s

ruckus Is entirely natural to th eaverage American guy, "WaltTill The Sun Shines Nellie" !

For two hours the. audience as

well as Nellie waits for the sunto thine. Producer George Jesse :and Director Henry King hav eseen to it that it never shall .

I

The Alliance Francals are t o

be congratulated for bringing toVancouver last Sunday the gay

French comedy piece "Mon-

seigneur" .

Bernard Biter plays a pale an dp udgy young locksmith who ,through a stroke of luck, come s

Into contact with ,an ageing his-

torian who, before long, informsthe young man that he is rightfu lheir to the French throne—a lon g

lost descendant of Louis XVII ,

The young man is then immedi •

ately bounded up by the Parisia nbluebloods and given a roya ltime .

The situation obviously ha shilarious possibilities . The crea-tors of "Monseigneur" have for-

tunately exploited these possi .bilitles skillfully, artistically an dwith relish .

RCA Fr

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MeetGUestUBC's Co-ed Flight 'Cadette s

turned out in force to gree tworld-famous soldier SirArthur Smith when he spokelast week at UBC .

Female members of the Reserv e

University Squadron were amongthe representatives of the three

services to parade in his hono r.The cadets who trained as of .

liters with the air force last sum-

mer, form one of four such group sin Canada. The other three arelocated in Eastern universities ,

Included in those on parade were

Eleanor Miller, Betty Lou Ranger ,

Helen McCurrach, Diana Sawyer ,Hefty Smith, June Kirk and Rut hSimpson .

Fay Flugarson, Marion Novak ,

Margo' Salter, Joan MacArthur an d

Edith Johnson also marched a s

part of the United Nations da ycelebration .

McMaster now pipes music t obed-ridden patients in the Montreal

Snnitortum .

A se r ies of lectures on topic sfrom the International situation t othe Helsinki game have been ar.

ranged and are broadcast to th e

patients several times a'week,

Berkeley — (Special) — Regent sloyalty oath against Communis mhas been outlawed by the Califor-

nia Supreme Court .

The Court ordered the Board o f

Regents to reinstate 17 facult ymembe rs who had refused to signthe oath .

troversy .

Berkeley — (Special) — Eisen-hewer Is the favorite according t o

recent poll at the University o f

California .

The students picked the Republi-

can candidate two to one .

The poll was a part of the na-

tion wide Associated Collegiat e

Press Survey, 1

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London, Out, — (OUP) – $200 0

bonus was given to the Universit y

of Western Ontario by the Boar d

of Governors ,

The University Students' Come

cil has been working on a restricted

Midget that was no longer ode .

Short 'n' Tall Cuties

In Mardi Gras Chorus

The campus cutlee who will be

dancing, In the Mardi Gras choru s

line were chosen last week by th e

committee working for the h i

event ,

There will be two chorus lines--

the tall girls and the short girls .

Shol't girls' chorus line is as fol-

lows: Nan Adamson, Anne Cooper,

Diane Driscoll, aPt Ftkrniss, Bee-

bare Jaggerd, Kathie Johnsen ,

Maylt McAlpine, Mary Fran Mun-ro, Cory Moore, Betty Jane Robin •

son ,and Marilyn Whyte .

Chosen for the tall lino are Marily n

Benson, Betty Brown, Helen Hall ,

Mary Harrison, Shelia Kearns ,

Maureen Kelly, Marilyn MacLen-

nan, Nancy Murray, Joyce Royce ,

Jill , Say, Janie Shrmu and Donnie

Sperling .

Quebec — (CUP) — Laval's new

versity in 1931 it remained udde r

the tutelage of the monastic, known

as the Brothers of Christian Teach-

ing .

It was not until 1947 that th e

School of Commerce received uni-

versity status .

Seattle -- •(Special) — A ne w

music appreciation course will b e

given on University of Washingto n

campus .The cours e

illy ED PARKER-More benches should be installed

at bus stops along Universit y

Boulevard, reported one co-ed, a

resident of Isobel Maclnnes Hall .

Walking from the gates to the

girls' residence last Saturday nigh t

(or was it early Sunday morning) ,the first year Arts student an d

her escort amused themselves b y

counting the benches provide d

along the way. Usually reliabl e

sources of Information report tha t

the ecort was an Engineer, and

therefore the count of benches —

one — may probably be taken as

accurate .

.

t Ben chea

DEPLORAELE SITUATIO N"This situation is deplorable, "

stated the co-ed . "A person on a

long walk of this kind can very

easily get tired: and want to si t

down and rest more than onc e

during the trip . "

It is reported that the walk last •

ed for nearly four hours, The co-e d

in question was very vague about

the cause ,of this unusual delay ,

but it has been surmised that th e

engineer was demonstrating the

principle that the greatest die•

tance between two points' is foundby going around in circles .

It appears to be generally agree d

that if more benches were Installe d

along the way, students walking

along the Boulevard on ,a Sat(u'de y

night could stop for a rest more

often, withcut being required t o

spend their entire rest pe eled on

one bench .

Comme r c e

1lcially opened ,This muds a bitter three-year con- I

From Its founding in 192 .1

I it was taken over by Lava l

School of Itas been or-

unti l

I'ui•

is dedicated to assis t

students to appreolete symphon ymusic . A ninnies commentary i s

maintained during the lecture lor d

(mate,'I'he bonus will pit the Comb the language used is simple enoug h

ail in operation once again .

so that iuyone rile understand h .

NGIR! !

You'll Bo

Out • luck Unless

You ~ rder Your

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Commerce Holds Tea

Faculty Wives Attend

Commercewomen may be a smal l

group, but they have proved they

have spirit and enthusiasm.

This year's group, led by Presi-

dent Diane LeBlanc, Is one of the

best ever . The functions they have

been holding' have been successfu l

in all instance's,

One of the best attended affair s

was held last week when a tea was

given for the wives of the Faculty .

This took place in Brock Hall a t

the tea hour and twelve guest swere present. Dean Mawdsley and

Miss Leeming were in attendance ,

and pouring were Mrs . McPhee an d

Mrs. Bell .Mrs, Wilkinson:a bride of tw o

weeks, was congratulated by al l

who attended. Also presort wer e

wives of two new Faculty members ,

Mrs . Thomas and Mrs. Mitchell, from vicinity of 35th Avenue Wes tas well as Mrs, Wong, Mrs . 1pil, and MacKenzie Street . Phone Iva n

Mrs. Fields and Mrs . Vuklitch .

at KErr . 3293R .

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TA. 8927. John. Excellent coadi-

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EXPERIENCED PARISIAN TEA -Cher, just back from Paris . Has

French diplomas. Will instruct

university students in French, Ph .

Madame Juliette Eraser, CE . 3622 .2026 W. 13th .

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TYPING : ESSAYS, THESIS ,

Notes, expertly and promptl y

typed at Moderate rates, We hav e

served UBC students since 1(9247U).

hole AL. 09151t . Mrs. O. O. Robin -

son, 4180 W . 11th

. SINGLE ROOM, BREAKFAS T

and dinner for male students i n

quiet home. AL. 0731R .

FOR SALE. F 3.5 Konica Camera ,

35 mm, coupled range finder ,

speeds to 500th sec, Case, portrai t

lens . G, light meter and case, al l

for $85 . Phohe CE. 0577. (16) RIM; WANTED FROM N . Vl),N-

RiCHES FOR THE MAN WHOlcouver, 8 :30 classes . Leave answer

returns my pocketbook, P. J . S. on at Alma Mete' office .

inside . Please leave at Pub office .

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LUTHERAN STUDENTS. STUDY

lectures each Thursday 12:30, Art s

105 . Student Advisor, Rtv, Satre o f

Dunbar Lutheran Church .

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8 :3'0's and return Monday to Fr i

day. Leaving 19th . and Oak vi a

12th . Call CH. 2993 .

WANTED, RIDERS I''OR 8 :30's ,

UBYS+SEY, CLASSIFIED,

PASSENGERS WANTED FROM

vicinity of Renfrew and Charles.

Can go 10th or 12th, 810, Mon;

Sat . Phone HA. 7799L.

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8 :30's . I coma west from Broadwayand Cembie . Contact Joe Quail In

the photo studio, Hut A3 behin d

the Brock, after 1 :30 .

LOST, PARKER 51 I'EN . BLAC K

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Joy, AL . 0939R .

WANTED, RIDE FROM 25th AVE .

and Oak St, for 8 :30's Monday ,

Wednesday and Friday . Please

phone Shirley, Cll . 3623 .

STUDENTS POJt RiDE, LEAV -

ing 10th and Oak . Phone Harold,

('1: .6,203,

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LOST, a small Evergood made In

France pen . Lurk blue. In, the

Chem . building or on the way t o

the library huts. Please return

to the Lost and Found in the AMS .

GRAY SAPP1-BRE STONE; LOST .

between Cat and Commerce Huts .

Reward . CE. 9380 ,

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THE -UBYSSE YPAGE FOUR

Rugger Birds

pVindex

Saturday Victory Gives

Birds League Leadership

Tuesday, October 28, 1952

GRIM AFTER FRIDAY'S 29.2 LOSS Coach Andersen gives George Pull a few pointers on ball handling as the Bird sare shorthanded for the Homecoming tilt against College Hof Puget Sound,

.

EZRA WHEATCR'OPT

The Compost HeapI

BC's THREE basketball teams settle down to rigorous trihiin g

U this week as they prepare for the opening of their respectiv e

seasons over the week-end .Although a further weeding out likely will take place, the three

UDC coaches have a fairly definite idea of the material available t o

than' . Jack Pomfret, Dick Penn and Barry Cowes have selected 3 8

players so 'far who will represent UBC In outside competition .

The Thunderbirds, basketball style, face the same problem a s

' Jelly Andersen's grid team—loss of lettermen. Jack Pomtret ' s hoop men

will enter competition for the first time in four seasons without 'Art

Phillips, John Southcott and Dop Hudson ,

The three, regulars on the team for four straight seasons, will play

their ball for Eilers in the V & D Senior A League .

POMFRET WILL MISS GEOFFROBABLY THE BIGGEST blow 'to Thunderbird plans for a eucess•

F ful season came with the announcement that 'Geoff Craig will no t

be returning to school this year, The lanky, 6-root, 8-inch centr ewould have bit his peak this year and showed the form that was solong expected of him. Geoff would have more than filled the spot lef t

by Phillips had he not decided to stay out pf school for a year .

Craig is currently sparking the Clover Leafs in their hoop battle swith the Eilers . Without him Pomfret has no experienced bucke tplayer who can patrol the backboards with real authority.

Besides Phillips, Southcott and Hudson, Pomfret has lost Nti lDesaulniers, Willy Louie and Elmer Matthews, three players whq wer ewith the Birds for part of the season .

Neil has used up his eligibility at 1'B(' ; Louie isn't playing thi sseason and Matthews is currently with Artie Club .

Returning from last year's squad are Brian Upson, George Seymour ,Lundy McLeod, Gary Taylor, Danny Zaharko, Buzz Hudson and Ji mCarter .

JAYVEES WILL BOLSTER BIRDS

CARTJR AND SEYMOUR will be handling the centre slot for th e

team. Upson, an ex-whiz with Lance Hudson's Y1MCA teams, is a% veteran guard and a two-year letterman . Lundy McLeod starte dout with the Jayvees last season but was moved up to the 'Birds wher ehis push shot could do more good .

Gary Taylor and Carter also started out with Dick Penn's JuniorVarsity squad but were moved up to the Varsity before the end of th eseason. Zaharko, from Duke of Connaught . Is the smooth-laying guar dwho sparked the team last season . Buzz Hudson comes from Victori aand played for University of Washington Fresh before migrating -toUBC,

Moving up f rom the outstanding Jayvee team of last year are Ga vDempster, John McLeod, Herb Forward, and Bob Bone . All four shouldhelp the Birds greatly ,as they were the backbone of Penn's team s las tyear which some observers rate higher than the Thunderbirds .

Dempster, last season captain of the J .V. squad, is an outstandingplay-maker and a deadly shot . Little Herb Forward always hustles andshould add some drive to,the Bird attack, a quality they lacked last year ,

Both Bone and McLeod are htg and fast and were included In th eline-up when the Birds travelled to Alberta ,

PENN HAS WORRIES TOO

DICK PENN is faced with even a tougher problem than Pomfreewhen it comes to Manpower. Not a single Jayvee player ha sreturned to this year's tenon, Besides the four who are graduatin g

to the Birds, Penn will he missing Phil Barter, Lou Murphy, Dou gItrinham, Jack Herb, Laurie Iton, Bob Humphries, Max Bertram an dHector Frith .

, Huge Phil has left school and is playing his ball for Ron Weber' sClover Leaf's . ;Murphy, Itrluhan, Bertram and Frith have also finishe dwith UDC. Jack Herb tore ligaments in his knee playing football whil eItotr and Humphries haven't the time to play hall this year .

To add to Penn's worries, his squad, which played exhibition game slast winter, will be entered in the Senior A loop along with the afore -mentioned Eilers, ('lover Leafs, Arctic Club and New Westminste rModerns ,

As a nucleus for a squad Penn has lined up Robin .Abercrombie ,Ernie Nyhaug, Stu Madill, Val Christie, Harold Rourke, AI (loldie, Ji mPollack, Gerry Kenyon, AI I''otherhtghamu, ('R,ve Paul, Herman Zlokli-kovits, Dick ('limey, Hot) Gordon and [line McInnes .

Abereronrhie is returning to basketball this year after a lay-of fof several Yenr8. He was once a member of the Robertson, Pomfret ,Bakken, etc ., edition or the ('lover Leafs and shows it in his class an dspeed .

P.E . . GOLF IC U NE Y

Undergmds Take Staff

Shooting a brilliant round on Saturday morning Brian

Alderman, second-year P .E. major became the first winner

of the Doug Hamiltofi Memorial Trophy as the undergrad-

uate muscle men took the grads and staff to camp in th e

annual golf tournament .

t ,

Alderman's 80 wasgood enough to take the low gros s

While Jack Covey, handicapped with a 49, took the net

prize. In the rest of the competitions, Morris Slutsky won

the low hidden hole with his par three on the 10th whil e

Bill (Ben) Popowich took the high with a sensational nine.

Terry Nelford, 'A9 grad, took the 'driving contest with

a wallop of 270 yards . '

Doug Cole put his tee shot twelve inches from the hole

on the tough .eighteenth to win the approaching tilt while

Dave Shunter took the booby prize as he swung 139 times ,

while touring the eighteen holes .

The majors took the tourney 'with average score of 7 2

while ' the grads managed a 72 .9. This is after handicaps

had been deducted, of course .

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BILL HUTCHINSON — EDITOR

Al Fotheringham — Associate Edito r

Poor Conditioning Loses

For Birds,Chiefs Humbled

Varsity's soccer team dropped its first game of. the season

when it came out on the wrong end of a 4-1 score agains t

Huntington Rubber in Coquitlam.

The Gold and Blue defeat could .

most easily he blamed on poor

ball control and lack or condition-ing. The forwards, ,with the ex-

ception of Bill Popowich who pin y

ed his regular sterling game, scor-

ing the lone Bird goal, did no thustle and in the second half th edefence crumbled.

Though the student club had th e

greatest part of the play they Jus tcouldn't seem to put the hall i nthe goal and faded In the secon dstanza ,

t'BC, the university seconds ,fared no better in their natt'it ,though they strove mightily, a sthey bowed to a 3 .0 drubbing .

By BRIAN WHARF

Riding high on the crest bf an early season victory wav e

the Varsity Thunderbirds sailed to their third straight win on

Saturday afternoon, clobbering the downtown 's toughest repre-

sentative, the Vindex Club, 11 .6 in Miller Cup play .

tlh'ds now share the league's tleadership with North Shore Al l

Blacks and South Burnaby, both

of whom have played one mor e

game than the Birds .

Although the margin of victory

was a scant five points Birds were

far superior in every department .

'Their sweeping, pass perfect three •quarter line attacks completel y

'raffled and thoroughly disbrganiz •

ed Vindex; Lacking height in th e

Rneouts, weight in the scrum, pow •

er and thrust in the three lin eand above all the ability to co-ordinate these elements Vindex

never approached the polished pre-

cision of UBC's mighty Thunder -birds .

Centre three-quarter back Jerr y

Main chalked up the first three

points for Varsity, when he bull -

dozed over the line from ten yard sout . Bob Mortord, Birds newly dis •

covered kicker, added two more

when his convert kick from 35

yards out was good . .Taking advantage of the Vinde x

woefully weak tackling and seem-

ing inability to follow up Birdswent further ahead whin left win g -er Johnny Newton scored his fift htry of the season . One of the strong•est and most brilliant open fieldrunners in coast rugger circle s

Newton dashed 30 yards for th esecond try .

Injured ou 'a prevlaus play, .Mar -ford, although he played the re -minder of the game, did not at -tempt any more converts and th e

.last t yro tiles were unconverted .

SPOON SCORES 2Vindex, by the miraculous kic k

lug of Spoon Wotherspoon, forme r

Thunderbird player, scored al ltheir ,points in the second halt .Booting two penalty kicks, on efrom the 35 yard line and the sec-

ond from 41 yards Wotherspoo nbrought the Vindexers withinstriking distance ,

OLIPBHED TR YIt was Varsity, however, wh o

grabbed the last scoring play .

Hugbie Greenwood, a centre threeman, playing on the right wing ,scored on the prettiest and mos t

polished try of the entire game .The ball came out of a scrum o nthe loft hand side of the field andNas lined back to the three lin eby fly half Russ Wright, Eachmember of the three line carrie dthe ball before Greenwood wen t

over to score .

C Footballers

re Dropped 4-1

,

Massive Nyhaug, an ex-high school All-Star with Duke of Connaught ,is a srnootleas . silk centre who played Senior It ball in New \Vestminster It was announced by Athletic Ili -last season . Madill and Pollack are from Magee, Rourke . Coldle and rector Dick Penn yesterday tha tKenyan tu ne moving up from the Waves along with Val Christie, another the Junior Varsity American foot •r1xperiem'ed ,,mire .

ball tea mwill be meeting a cre wPaul, n southpaw heckeunun like Christie, learned his basketball is of gobs from IiMCS adeu Thur s

Meese Jaw . /,lekliknvi(s k a Fighting Irishman from Prince George, day noon at the Varsity Stadium .('Tinny t,l : Li Sceiar I ; hall East '." .i•;un while I'eth, rivaham played, ' Lhieups will follow i n Thursday's with the I"hyssry Ial year,

paper ,

LVSTAKE011NAVY

THURS. NOON AT UN

BRAVES LOS E

The second division Braves los ttheir chance to move into a tie for

the league's number one positio n

when Vindex Seconds squeezedpast them 6 . 5 . Vindex, In avengingthe defeat of their senior squad ,took over the runner up slot behin d

;t1eraloma Seconds in the Bell Irv-ing Cup competition ,

The Redskins, only UBC secon ddivision team to win thei r Saturday

game, blanked the North Shore Al lBlacks 6.0 at Douglas Park, On th enext pitch the Tomahawks wen tclown to a 10-0 defeat at the hands

of Rowing Club Seconds .

&c. Cross Cowl try

First Track Victory

UBC's senior corss-country -tea mran oft with a victory In the''firs tcross•oountry meet of the , year

at Stanley Park on Saturday,

Although Dick Carmichael o fLonedale Track Club won th esenior four and one half mile gal -WO, UBC runners were ` hbinchedclose enough to the top to tithe the

senior title .Dick Kyle and Gary Moon were

,second and third, Don Barrleau wa ssixth, Dick Barron eighth, and KauDrummond tenth ,

In the junior division over a die.Lance of three mites Maple MidgeHigh School took the team trophy.

John Bossons, the only UBC

entry, finished ninth after losin ghis bearings and trotting an extr aturn around the park ,

John wasn't the only one to for .get his compass as over halt th e

juniors 'n the race got lost and didan extra lap around Beaver Lake .

The

SPORT

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SCEN E

Victory came to the "Varsity" '

grass hockey team, defeat to the

UBC team on Saturday when the y

played their first games of th e

series against "Ex-Kitsilano" and

"South Burnaby" respectively .

Both teams are crying for p}ay

era. The practices are held o n

Tuesday lad Friday at 3 ;20 p,m,

and the games on Saturday a t

2 :30 p.m. Any girl interested inplaying should contact Mrs, Brown

or Dree Stewart,

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There will be an important meet .

ing about hockey for all players

in Arts 202, Wednesday, Octobe r

29 at 0 12;301, Manager Prentic estressed the ' feet that all playershave to be out.

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