OKAY…why???

FIRST of all…I’m mad at those white stockings & shoes…SECOND, WHY are his pants beige and baggy…maybe he got HALF a tux for HALF price

Hmmmm...

Fur!…Fur! And boo in the background in the white dress looks like a broke down Toothfairy!!!…take DEM sandals OFF!

DON’T Miss the RED French Roll!

OKAY…why the woman in the black and gold can’t close her legs??????…she’s been like that since the wedding started

WHAT???

ALL yo little baby cousins did NOT have to be flower girls!!!Not to mention the fact that they have NO flowers!!!

I ain’t even gon’ say NOTHING!!

OKAY, I lied! Here is our blushing BRIDE…WHY she got a muff?!?!?…OH, I see, to keep from scratching folks! LOOK at that thumb nail…

I’m DUMB founded!!!

She looks like Mrs. Claus!

Notice the bottom of the skirt…more

FUR!!!

YES ladies and gents…the

dress IS VELVET!!!

What kinda TRAIN???…Night Train!

This looks like a Dr. Seuss Wedding Dress!!!…WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY!!!

This is NOT a wedding party….

…it’s a family reunion…and there are MORE Negroes on the end in beige Dockers!!!!…Dang!

Sad…Just Sad

Notice the bride’s train….Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas!…and tha chirren is sitting on it!!!

Git Yo Drank ON...

WHAT is in those red bottles?…My guess is moonshine…and is ALL that jes’ for y’all two???

Some stuff jes’ ain’t aiight!!!

Now that is NOT a toast…it’s a TOASTER!!!…check out Boo’s tatoos in the background

This can’t be real…it just can’t be!!!

I have pet fish in a glass JUST like that!!!

One of the Groom’s Cakes

Hmmmmm…is it safe to assume we now know his occupation?

NO!…I got it...

He USED to drive a bus, but he JUST got his CDL (Commercial Driver’s License) and wanted to celebrate!

Let’s not even discuss the cake...

Why yo trifling photographer didn’t move that trash out

the way!!!!???

But for real…you KNOW all that red dye on them cakes is probably bitter and nasty!!! WHY???

WOW!!!

Girl, I gotta herry up and peel this skrimp…I’m hongry!Is that red kool-aid at the bottom of the sculpture???

Are they doing the WOP?

Go Mrs. Claus! It’s your wedding day!

Go Mrs. Claus! It’s your wedding day!

Why is Boo’s elbow ASHY?????

Are you REALLY smiling...

Or did they give you a sedative?????

My my my my my

Shole look like that right tire is leaning!Po Horsey!!!…But for real, I thought it was winter? Why y’all on a buggy?

The End!!!!!