PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE KITCHEN NOTES

“The Snacks Shall Be First”

Recession Aggression

Hugs not Drugs

“Didn’t climb to the top of the food chain to eat vegetables.”

Mayo Battle

“Is Your Name Dave?”

Spit Dressing

Frappuccino Fury

Empty Offer

Jig is Up

Secret eater

WHY?!

Half-snacked

The 10.5th Commandment

Bag a Crook

The Nibbler

Half & Half Drama

Time for Passive Aggression

A Poor Provider

“You and your ethnic cuisine”

Microwave Rules

Hot Pocket Thief

Dear Peter, Are You Retarded? Love, Sean

Saliva Stealer