100:00:00,735 --> 00:00:03,410Works every... I'mtelling you, every time.

200:00:03,411 --> 00:00:05,452- Do it, try it.- What? Right now?

300:00:05,453 --> 00:00:08,491All right, all right. (Howls)

400:00:08,492 --> 00:00:10,518- Kind of... Kind of that.- (Chuckles)

500:00:10,519 --> 00:00:11,997- Got to work on it, bro.- All right, man.

600:00:11,998 --> 00:00:14,201- Seriously.- All right, bro, I'll work on it.

700:00:14,202 --> 00:00:17,296But... just, like,when... when do you know...

800:00:17,297 --> 00:00:18,759Right before the cork pops, you know?

900:00:18,760 --> 00:00:20,214- (Laughs)- Timing's important, but...

1000:00:20,215 --> 00:00:22,049But you don't do it, like... in her ear.

1100:00:22,050 --> 00:00:23,918- No, you don't do it in her ear.- Because... yeah.

1200:00:23,919 --> 00:00:25,804

It's a given you don't do it in her ear.

1300:00:25,805 --> 00:00:28,140But this is, like,scientifically proven, okay?

1400:00:28,141 --> 00:00:29,991- Really?- This is, like, prehistoric stuff.

1500:00:29,992 --> 00:00:32,205- (Laughs) Crazy, man.- It's like the medulla, the wolf brain.

1600:00:32,206 --> 00:00:33,613- The what?- It's primitive stuff...

1700:00:33,614 --> 00:00:35,108All right, let me try it again.

1800:00:35,109 --> 00:00:36,932- (Howls loudly)- (Laughs)

1900:00:36,933 --> 00:00:38,133Yeah!

2000:00:38,877 --> 00:00:40,685- Yeah? That's the wolf brain.- Nice.

2100:00:40,686 --> 00:00:42,691(Both laugh)

2200:00:42,692 --> 00:00:45,663Man, this town sucks!

2300:00:45,900 --> 00:00:48,337I'm sorry, bro. I know it'syours and everything, but...

24

00:00:48,338 --> 00:00:52,089- It's not even 2:00.- Yeah, it does kind of suck.

2500:00:52,383 --> 00:00:55,617Hey, I know thisafter-hours place over...

2600:00:55,618 --> 00:00:58,053A couple blocks offCermak. You want to hit it?

2700:00:58,054 --> 00:01:01,894Hells yeah! Let's do it. (Exhales sharply)

2800:01:03,392 --> 00:01:05,288That's what I'm talking about.

2900:01:05,891 --> 00:01:07,113Whew!

3000:01:09,949 --> 00:01:11,605- (Howls)- Okay.

3100:01:11,606 --> 00:01:13,630(Both howl)

3200:01:14,197 --> 00:01:16,256- (Both laugh)- Not in her ear, right?

3300:01:16,257 --> 00:01:18,638Not in her ear, not in her ear. Hey...

3400:01:18,639 --> 00:01:20,158Bro, I never did catch your name.

3500:01:20,159 --> 00:01:22,726- Saul. (Clears throat)- Saul?

36

00:01:22,958 --> 00:01:24,766"S'all good, man."

3700:01:24,767 --> 00:01:26,031- (Laughs)- Get it?

3800:01:26,032 --> 00:01:28,669- I do... All right, Saul.- (Chuckles)

3900:01:29,463 --> 00:01:31,350Hey, hey, brother, whoa.

4000:01:31,351 --> 00:01:33,693Check it out. What is that?

4100:01:35,742 --> 00:01:37,572Holy shit.

4200:01:38,544 --> 00:01:40,996There's got to be at least athousand bucks in here, man.

4300:01:40,997 --> 00:01:43,465Oh, my God, look at that. (Chuckling)

4400:01:43,466 --> 00:01:45,634- Whose is it?- Mine.

4500:01:45,635 --> 00:01:48,136Hey, possession's like 4/10ths of the...

4600:01:48,137 --> 00:01:50,138What did you call it, bro? (Chuckles)

4700:01:50,139 --> 00:01:52,673- Like, is there an ID or...- Yeah.

4800:01:54,677 --> 00:01:56,511

I don't know. Some fat guy.

4900:01:56,512 --> 00:01:57,912(Chuckles)

5000:02:02,769 --> 00:02:04,770I'm thinking that one.

5100:02:07,123 --> 00:02:09,130Phew... Let's...

5200:02:22,205 --> 00:02:25,207Jesus. Is he, uh...

5300:02:25,208 --> 00:02:27,209- What?- Is he, uh...

5400:02:27,210 --> 00:02:28,476I don't know.

5500:02:44,410 --> 00:02:46,422- (Grunts)- Hey.

5600:02:46,423 --> 00:02:48,780Hey, fella. You all right?

5700:02:49,556 --> 00:02:52,546(To tune of "Smoke On TheWater") ♪ Uh-huh-huh ♪

5800:02:52,952 --> 00:02:55,737♪ Uh-huh-huh ♪

5900:02:55,738 --> 00:02:57,706- Hey, buddy.- ♪ Uh-huh-huh ♪

6000:02:57,707 --> 00:02:59,291- Would you answer me?- (Groans)

6100:02:59,292 --> 00:03:01,866Hey, answer this, you butthole.

6200:03:02,212 --> 00:03:04,033- ♪ Uh-huh-huh ♪- What? Butt-hole?

6300:03:04,034 --> 00:03:05,778- What the hell?- Hey, uh...

6400:03:05,779 --> 00:03:07,599Hey, bro. Be nice, all right?

6500:03:07,600 --> 00:03:09,619This guy right here is trying to help you.

6600:03:10,295 --> 00:03:13,305Help yourself to someof this, you butthole.

6700:03:13,306 --> 00:03:15,540Hey, we're not butt-holes, all right?

6800:03:15,541 --> 00:03:17,476- So stop saying that.- ♪ Butt, butthole ♪

6900:03:17,477 --> 00:03:20,946♪ butt, butt, butt-hole ♪

7000:03:20,947 --> 00:03:23,548- Hey, man, what's your problem?- ♪ butt, butt, butt ♪

7100:03:23,549 --> 00:03:27,152(Slurring) My problem is I'm standinghere talking to a couple butt-holes.

7200:03:27,153 --> 00:03:29,437Actually, you're not

standing, you fat bastard.

7300:03:29,438 --> 00:03:31,520You're laying on your fat ass. (Chuckles)

7400:03:31,521 --> 00:03:33,575Hey, I'll roundhouse-kickyou right in your head.

7500:03:33,576 --> 00:03:35,177And if you think I won't,

7600:03:35,178 --> 00:03:38,021I'll come to the McDonald's,where you work and I'll buy...

7700:03:38,022 --> 00:03:41,066the whole damn placeand then I'll fire you.

7800:03:41,067 --> 00:03:45,737I'll say, "drop your mops, youbutt-holes, 'cause you're fired."

7900:03:45,738 --> 00:03:51,410And then I'll roundhouse-kickyou right in your stupid heads.

8000:03:51,511 --> 00:03:55,847Then I'll go "John"-ClaudeVan Damme on you...

8100:03:55,848 --> 00:04:00,111S-s-s... (Snoring)You butthole.

8200:04:01,186 --> 00:04:03,194(Snoring)

8300:04:03,195 --> 00:04:04,615I'm keeping the money.

84

00:04:04,616 --> 00:04:06,885- (Jimmy chuckles)- Here you go, fatty.

8500:04:06,886 --> 00:04:09,693I got dibs on that watch, man.

8600:04:11,814 --> 00:04:13,246Let me see that.

8700:04:16,552 --> 00:04:18,375What kind is it?

8800:04:20,923 --> 00:04:23,184I don't know. It's just a watch.

8900:04:23,185 --> 00:04:25,227- We got to get out of here, man.- Whoa, whoa, whoa.

9000:04:25,228 --> 00:04:26,896- What kind of watch is it?- (Sighs)

9100:04:26,897 --> 00:04:31,034- It's... I don't know. It's...- Well, then, let me look at it.

9200:04:31,035 --> 00:04:32,279(Chuckles)

9300:04:33,118 --> 00:04:36,011- It's a damn Rolex.- Oh. I don't know.

9400:04:36,012 --> 00:04:37,422Not cool to be greedy, bro.

9500:04:37,423 --> 00:04:38,640- Uh, I didn't know.- Not cool.

96

00:04:38,641 --> 00:04:41,460I didn't know what...

9700:04:41,461 --> 00:04:42,894So, how do you want to split this up?

9800:04:42,895 --> 00:04:45,182I'll tell you what... you keep the cash.

9900:04:45,391 --> 00:04:48,456- I'll just keep the watch.- But it's worth like 3 grand, man.

10000:04:48,457 --> 00:04:50,195- $3,000 easy.- No.

10100:04:50,196 --> 00:04:51,546- Yeah.- (Scoffs)

10200:04:51,547 --> 00:04:53,547- Hey, hey, hey.- (Sighs)

10300:04:53,548 --> 00:04:55,954Come on, let's figure thisout. We gotta get out of here.

10400:04:55,955 --> 00:04:57,769All right, yeah. You'reright. You know what?

10500:04:57,770 --> 00:05:00,242I... sweeten the pot.

10600:05:00,243 --> 00:05:04,252I got, uh, $5, $20, $40,$60, $80... 580 bucks.

10700:05:04,253 --> 00:05:06,661Add that to the $1,000...It's more than half.

10800:05:06,662 --> 00:05:08,069What do you know about that thing?

10900:05:08,070 --> 00:05:09,871I mean, is it worth more than $3,000?

11000:05:09,872 --> 00:05:12,320No, I don't... I don'tknow. But we're good, right?

11100:05:12,321 --> 00:05:13,809Yeah? We good?

11200:05:13,810 --> 00:05:15,831- Okay?- Well...

11300:05:18,621 --> 00:05:21,621Later, sucker! (Laughs)

11400:05:32,753 --> 00:05:35,569(Stevie howling in distance)

11500:05:37,724 --> 00:05:39,343("Listen" plays in background)

11600:05:39,344 --> 00:05:42,454- Jimmy: Six left.- Can we get more?

11700:05:42,455 --> 00:05:43,788God, I hope so.

11800:05:43,789 --> 00:05:45,707It's like a license to print money.

11900:05:45,708 --> 00:05:47,375(Both chuckle) A thing of beauty.

12000:05:47,376 --> 00:05:51,212

Hey, what was that, uh, crazystuff about roundhouse kicks?

12100:05:51,213 --> 00:05:52,547Where the hell did you get that?

12200:05:52,548 --> 00:05:53,632I don't know, man.

12300:05:53,633 --> 00:05:54,966Just something in my brain, you know?

12400:05:54,967 --> 00:05:57,302It just came out. Too much?

12500:05:57,303 --> 00:05:58,803No. I loved it.

12600:05:58,804 --> 00:06:02,307It was, like, deep or something.

12700:06:02,308 --> 00:06:03,475(Scoffs)

12800:06:03,476 --> 00:06:05,913You want to talk aboutbrilliant? I mean we...

12900:06:06,484 --> 00:06:08,748You're the man, me... I'm just...

13000:06:08,749 --> 00:06:10,910I love watching you work, man.

13100:06:10,945 --> 00:06:12,749(Water bubbling)

13200:06:13,586 --> 00:06:17,215It's good for making beermoney. That's about all.

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00:06:17,216 --> 00:06:20,684- (Inhales deeply)- <i>♪ or you can smile ♪</i>

13400:06:20,685 --> 00:06:24,092<i>♪ That's all right, my friend ♪</i>

13500:06:24,093 --> 00:06:25,245<i>♪ It could be so... ♪</i>

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13800:06:43,835 --> 00:06:45,752Betsy: Please, okay? No one has to know.

13900:06:45,753 --> 00:06:48,205I mean, you could justpretend you didn't find us.

14000:06:48,206 --> 00:06:50,541We would never tellanyone, would we, Craig?

14100:06:50,542 --> 00:06:51,875- No, absolutely not.- No.

14200:06:51,876 --> 00:06:54,211Jimmy: I already called your lawyer.

14300:06:54,212 --> 00:06:57,214(Chuckling) Besides, thislittle family outing of yours...

14400:06:57,215 --> 00:06:59,600It's put an innocent man in jail.

145

00:06:59,601 --> 00:07:01,768The cops are investigatingthis as a kidnapping.

14600:07:01,769 --> 00:07:05,105They already rounded up some poor suspect.

14700:07:06,203 --> 00:07:10,444A working-class guy. Father... I think.

14800:07:10,445 --> 00:07:14,198But anyway, you two... youalmost ruined someone's life.

14900:07:14,199 --> 00:07:17,868- Potentially several someones.- I... we had no idea.

15000:07:17,869 --> 00:07:20,154Could this have beenthe person in the van?

15100:07:20,931 --> 00:07:25,008(Gasps) What if the man they arrestedIs the one we were warned about?

15200:07:25,009 --> 00:07:28,045Yeah, maybe he's not so innocent, hmm?

15300:07:28,046 --> 00:07:29,746Warned? Warned how?

15400:07:29,747 --> 00:07:33,584Well, we had a phone call.Someone disguising their voice.

15500:07:33,585 --> 00:07:35,252Yeah, they said someone was coming for us.

15600:07:35,253 --> 00:07:37,254And there was a van outside the house...

157

00:07:37,255 --> 00:07:39,923As if whoever was inside was watching us.

15800:07:39,924 --> 00:07:42,259- Mm-hmm. - And, uh,once that drove off,

15900:07:42,260 --> 00:07:46,136- We... did what we did...- For the kids.

16000:07:46,137 --> 00:07:48,615I wouldn't know about any of that.

16100:07:48,616 --> 00:07:50,080I just... (Clears throat)

16200:07:50,081 --> 00:07:53,320I can assure you that youand your family are safe.

16300:07:53,321 --> 00:07:55,188I mean, the police areall over this thing, so...

16400:07:55,189 --> 00:07:57,824It... it doesn't matter.Uh, we can't just go back.

16500:07:57,825 --> 00:08:01,912I mean, it's... our case.They'll crucify Craig.

16600:08:02,988 --> 00:08:05,032Can't you just call Ms. Wexler again?

16700:08:05,033 --> 00:08:07,417You know, tell her youdidn't see us after all.

16800:08:07,418 --> 00:08:10,387If they think I ran away, it'lllook like I did something wrong.

16900:08:10,388 --> 00:08:14,758We can't risk losing everythingjust because of some teensy mistake.

17000:08:14,759 --> 00:08:16,794- I mean, it's...- Can I ask you something?

17100:08:16,795 --> 00:08:18,795What... what were you hoping would happen?

17200:08:18,796 --> 00:08:21,798I mean, before I found you,what were you planning to do?

17300:08:21,799 --> 00:08:23,017(Clears throat)

17400:08:23,018 --> 00:08:26,286Well, we were in the processof, you know, working that out...

17500:08:26,287 --> 00:08:28,172- We were working that out.- When you, um...

17600:08:28,173 --> 00:08:29,890- Yeah.- (Chuckles)

17700:08:29,891 --> 00:08:31,097All right, well, uh...

17800:08:31,098 --> 00:08:33,343You still got a little bitof maneuverability, all right?

17900:08:33,344 --> 00:08:34,978You... you're outdoorsy, right?

18000:08:34,979 --> 00:08:37,114

So you went on an impromptu camping trip.

18100:08:37,115 --> 00:08:40,194I don't know. It's somethingpeople do, apparently.

18200:08:40,195 --> 00:08:44,598Uh, you left the house a mess, and youkicked in your own front door because...

18300:08:44,599 --> 00:08:47,605(Breathes deeply) It's a free country.

18400:08:47,606 --> 00:08:50,160Kim Wexler is very good.She'll make it work.

18500:08:50,161 --> 00:08:52,645Yeah, what... what about the money?

18600:08:53,920 --> 00:08:58,920Uh, well, if she knows about it,she'll tell, right? She'll have to tell.

18700:08:59,156 --> 00:09:01,374Well, like they say in Silicon Valley,

18800:09:01,375 --> 00:09:03,779"it's not a bug... it's a feature!"

18900:09:04,142 --> 00:09:06,559Did you ever hear of a bargaining chip?

19000:09:06,560 --> 00:09:10,567What we have right here is themother of all bargaining chips.

19100:09:10,568 --> 00:09:15,221Um, as in... You expectus to give this back?

19200:09:17,537 --> 00:09:19,977

We are not giving this back.

19300:09:20,112 --> 00:09:23,359Uh, we are not guilty.This money belongs to us.

19400:09:23,360 --> 00:09:25,384We... well, I mean, Craig earned it.

19500:09:25,385 --> 00:09:26,863- I worked very hard...- Yeah.

19600:09:26,864 --> 00:09:30,893- You know, weekends, holidays...- Yep, all unpaid, always.

19700:09:30,894 --> 00:09:32,836And, really, just because you're salaried,

19800:09:32,837 --> 00:09:34,621doesn't mean you don't deserve overtime.

19900:09:34,622 --> 00:09:35,789I think that's only fair.

20000:09:35,790 --> 00:09:38,226I mean, really, that'swhat this is about, right?

20100:09:38,227 --> 00:09:39,827- Fairness.- Fairness, right.

20200:09:39,828 --> 00:09:41,445I mean, not just what's legal.

20300:09:41,446 --> 00:09:44,270If you want to talkabout legal, slavery...

20400:09:44,271 --> 00:09:49,271

That used to be legal.Human slavery. So...

20500:09:50,074 --> 00:09:52,965Yeah, this is right up there with that.

20600:09:53,441 --> 00:09:55,080(Insects chirping)

20700:09:55,498 --> 00:09:58,327(Children playing)

20800:10:01,757 --> 00:10:05,636Please, just don't tellanyone about the money.

20900:10:06,337 --> 00:10:08,755- I can't take a bribe.- Who would know?

21000:10:08,756 --> 00:10:10,556- We won't tell anyone.- Yeah, take it.

21100:10:10,557 --> 00:10:11,642I can't take it.

21200:10:11,643 --> 00:10:14,478Please, didn't you saythat you wanted to help us?

21300:10:14,479 --> 00:10:17,352So just pretend you never sawthe money. How hard is that?

21400:10:17,835 --> 00:10:19,063Take it.

21500:10:19,469 --> 00:10:21,471- (Scoffs)- Take it.

216

00:10:21,472 --> 00:10:24,383I can't... (Sighs) I can't take a bribe.

21700:10:26,040 --> 00:10:27,911But... (clears throat)

21800:10:28,192 --> 00:10:32,008You know what? I... I can take a retainer.

21900:10:32,588 --> 00:10:33,680A retainer?

22000:10:33,681 --> 00:10:37,734Yeah, for my services... as your lawyer?

22100:10:37,735 --> 00:10:41,321- You're not our lawyer.- Well, not yet.

22200:10:41,322 --> 00:10:45,659Look... I know that HHMis shiny and it's slick.

22300:10:45,660 --> 00:10:50,063It's chock-full of lawyers and,compared to them, I'm like a...

22400:10:50,064 --> 00:10:52,933(Sighs) A kiddy lemonade standtrying to compete with Wal-Mart.

22500:10:52,934 --> 00:10:55,018But here's the thing...

22600:10:55,019 --> 00:10:56,303What are you gonna get from me

22700:10:56,304 --> 00:10:58,672That you're not gonnaget from those other guys?

22800:10:58,673 --> 00:11:01,675

Passion, commitment.

22900:11:01,676 --> 00:11:04,261Ask yourself this... who found you?

23000:11:04,262 --> 00:11:06,263- (Chuckles)- I don't see Howard Hamlin...

23100:11:06,264 --> 00:11:09,330ruining his $300 Gucci loafers out here.

23200:11:09,331 --> 00:11:11,802If you're with me, you'remy number-one client.

23300:11:11,803 --> 00:11:14,471Morning, noon, or night,you call me... I'm there.

23400:11:14,472 --> 00:11:17,807I would be singularly devoted to you.

23500:11:21,473 --> 00:11:23,493(Chuckling) But why not?

23600:11:23,731 --> 00:11:26,628I'm sorry. You're just...

23700:11:28,975 --> 00:11:31,592Just... I'm what?

23800:11:32,155 --> 00:11:35,768You're the kind oflawyer guilty people hire.

23900:11:51,976 --> 00:11:55,178(Vehicle approaches)

24000:11:55,179 --> 00:11:57,179(Brakes squeal)

24100:11:59,267 --> 00:12:00,933(Buzzer)

24200:12:07,191 --> 00:12:08,525Did it make the paper?

24300:12:09,334 --> 00:12:11,745- What?- Did it make the paper?

24400:12:11,746 --> 00:12:13,780- Did what make the paper?- (Scoffs)

24500:12:13,781 --> 00:12:16,082Okay, well, probably missed the deadline,

24600:12:16,083 --> 00:12:18,201but check it out tomorrowmorning... front page.

24700:12:18,202 --> 00:12:20,537The Kettlemans, all four of them...

24800:12:20,538 --> 00:12:21,705Safe and sound.

24900:12:21,706 --> 00:12:24,758- Looks like you called it.- Yeah.

25000:12:24,759 --> 00:12:27,761Camping... you know, prettymuch right in their own backyard.

25100:12:27,762 --> 00:12:30,396Well... (Clears throat)Five miles above it.

25200:12:30,397 --> 00:12:33,800Jesus, the night I had. Igot pine nuts in my shoes.

25300:12:33,801 --> 00:12:36,498But, I mean, can you believe it?

25400:12:37,605 --> 00:12:41,942I-I guess you can. It's just, you know...

25500:12:41,943 --> 00:12:46,780You assume that criminals aregonna be smarter than they are.

25600:12:46,781 --> 00:12:47,948I don't know.

25700:12:47,949 --> 00:12:50,950It kind of breaks my heart a little.

25800:12:55,270 --> 00:12:57,908Not the loquacious sort, are you?

25900:12:57,909 --> 00:13:01,193We can't all be as blessed as you.

26000:13:02,113 --> 00:13:05,499- Well, thanks for your help.- Don't mention it.

26100:13:05,500 --> 00:13:09,334And, uh, if you everneed any assistance...

26200:13:19,597 --> 00:13:23,433(Indistinct conversations)(Telephone rings)

26300:13:23,434 --> 00:13:24,697(Door opens)

26400:13:25,325 --> 00:13:27,938Whoa, whoa. Why is my client in handcuffs?

265

00:13:27,939 --> 00:13:30,607This man is innocent. He's a victim.

26600:13:30,608 --> 00:13:33,326(Chuckling) why... why onearth would he be cuffed?

26700:13:33,327 --> 00:13:35,445Just go... go ahead. Takethem off. There you go.

26800:13:35,446 --> 00:13:36,446Free at last!

26900:13:36,447 --> 00:13:38,582Hey, did he tell you the good news?

27000:13:38,583 --> 00:13:40,750Never even kidnapped... how about that?

27100:13:40,751 --> 00:13:42,786A family can't go on a little vacation

27200:13:42,787 --> 00:13:44,671without the whole city going on lockdown?

27300:13:44,672 --> 00:13:47,541By the way, where is your partner?What? Did you lose the coin toss?

27400:13:47,542 --> 00:13:50,677Because we expect an apologyfrom him, as well as you.

27500:13:50,678 --> 00:13:53,680You really don't want to pushyour luck with me, scumbag.

27600:13:53,681 --> 00:13:57,684You got eyes on you, asshole.One little slip... just one.

277

00:13:57,685 --> 00:14:00,353Yeah, well, you're... you'reboth very pretty, so...

27800:14:00,354 --> 00:14:02,442- (Door opens)- (Sighs)

27900:14:03,691 --> 00:14:05,692(Door closes)

28000:14:06,003 --> 00:14:07,804(Sighs) Well... (Clears throat)

28100:14:07,805 --> 00:14:11,231I believe I did morethan what you asked of me,

28200:14:11,232 --> 00:14:15,902so, uh, that would make us square, yes?

28300:14:15,903 --> 00:14:17,954Great.

28400:14:17,955 --> 00:14:19,956You need a ride?

28500:14:19,957 --> 00:14:22,792Camping?

28600:14:22,793 --> 00:14:24,628You expect me to believe that shit?

28700:14:24,629 --> 00:14:26,713(Chuckles) yeah, I know it.

28800:14:26,714 --> 00:14:29,549The things people do, huh?

28900:14:29,550 --> 00:14:30,717They decide to go camping

29000:14:30,718 --> 00:14:32,836Right after I run my little offer by you?

29100:14:32,837 --> 00:14:37,474Could be argued that all oflife is one great coincidence.

29200:14:37,475 --> 00:14:41,311(Indistinct conversation)

29300:14:41,312 --> 00:14:46,816Somebody told thosepeople to, um, go camping.

29400:14:46,817 --> 00:14:50,153Somebody warned them.

29500:14:50,154 --> 00:14:52,322(Clears throat) they're very woodsy.

29600:14:52,323 --> 00:14:54,157And between you and me,

29700:14:54,158 --> 00:14:56,826They're pretty rash when itcomes to the decision-making.

29800:14:56,827 --> 00:14:59,663I mean, they're not reallythe plan-ahead types.

29900:14:59,664 --> 00:15:02,332Yeah, I'd cut the cuteattitude right about now

30000:15:02,333 --> 00:15:03,833If I were you.

30100:15:03,834 --> 00:15:07,836You ratted on me. Therewill be consequences.

30200:15:10,090 --> 00:15:12,125Hey, if somebody warned the Kettlemans,

30300:15:12,126 --> 00:15:14,930it was probably somebody whowas worried about those kids.

30400:15:19,266 --> 00:15:21,601You know how much trouble you caused me?

30500:15:21,602 --> 00:15:24,104You didn't need any helpgetting caught, okay?

30600:15:24,105 --> 00:15:26,773The neighbor ID'd you. You were sloppy.

30700:15:26,774 --> 00:15:30,443Any trouble you mighthave... that's on you.

30800:15:30,444 --> 00:15:33,446Not to mention the blood in your van.

30900:15:33,447 --> 00:15:37,450Here's a thought... Ajax, formula 409!

31000:15:37,451 --> 00:15:40,620You have no idea the tap-danceI had to give those cops

31100:15:40,621 --> 00:15:41,705To get you out of here.

31200:15:41,706 --> 00:15:45,542You gave them probablecause out the wazoo.

31300:15:45,543 --> 00:15:48,545Now, and whoever the somebody is

314

00:15:48,546 --> 00:15:50,213who may have warned the Kettlemans

31500:15:50,214 --> 00:15:54,166got them out of there before youdid anything even more stupid.

31600:15:55,886 --> 00:15:59,689You should be thankingthis good Samaritan.

31700:15:59,690 --> 00:16:04,190Because whoever he is, he did you a favor.

31800:16:16,273 --> 00:16:18,695("The Battle Hymn of the Republic" plays)

31900:16:18,696 --> 00:16:20,719(Insects chirping)

32000:16:38,713 --> 00:16:41,547(Sighing)

32100:17:00,701 --> 00:17:04,707Okay, um, I'm thinking hourly here.

32200:17:04,708 --> 00:17:07,131There were some specialcircumstances, so...

32300:17:07,132 --> 00:17:11,132(Clicks tongue) Ourelite-tier pricing would be...

32400:17:11,604 --> 00:17:14,052$950 an hour.

32500:17:14,632 --> 00:17:17,467(Calculator clicking)round it off to 20 hours.

32600:17:17,468 --> 00:17:18,802

(Clicking continues)

32700:17:18,803 --> 00:17:21,087$19,000...

32800:17:21,453 --> 00:17:24,516Plus $1,000 for travel expenses.

32900:17:24,517 --> 00:17:27,927Consulting fees... $1,500.

33000:17:27,928 --> 00:17:32,732And, uh, research... Five for filing fees.

33100:17:32,733 --> 00:17:34,760I ate on the road.

33200:17:36,113 --> 00:17:38,338And storage fees.

33300:17:41,228 --> 00:17:44,690(Sighs) Miscellaneous expenses.

33400:17:46,450 --> 00:17:47,885(Sighs)

33500:17:48,800 --> 00:17:52,434Upon this rock, I will build my church.

33600:17:58,884 --> 00:18:01,150Tailor: Double-breasted or single, sir?

33700:18:01,151 --> 00:18:04,019Single. Now, I want you tocut the armholes high, okay?

33800:18:04,020 --> 00:18:06,428- Of course.- And trim through the middle.

33900:18:06,429 --> 00:18:08,908

- Trim.- Cloth?

34000:18:09,125 --> 00:18:11,927Uh, oh, well, uh, wool.

34100:18:11,928 --> 00:18:13,554- Yeah.- Uh...

34200:18:15,882 --> 00:18:19,718"Super 170 Tasmanian wool."

34300:18:19,719 --> 00:18:22,387- Beautiful choice, sir.- Thanks.

34400:18:22,388 --> 00:18:23,555Uh, navy, all right?

34500:18:23,556 --> 00:18:25,758- Yeah. -Uh... Mm-hmm.

34600:18:25,759 --> 00:18:27,893Oh, that's it. Perfect. Pinstripe.

34700:18:27,894 --> 00:18:29,895Shall we discuss shirts?

34800:18:29,896 --> 00:18:33,899Okay, I'm gonna need yourfinest sea island cotton

34900:18:33,900 --> 00:18:36,235with a white club collar and french cuffs.

35000:18:36,236 --> 00:18:37,903I have the very thing.

35100:18:37,904 --> 00:18:40,239And I'm assuming you

want to see some ties?

35200:18:40,240 --> 00:18:42,908Yeah, I was, you know,picturing something in a...

35300:18:42,909 --> 00:18:45,310- A light-blueknit. - Mm.

35400:18:45,311 --> 00:18:46,912Oh, and, uh, could you make sure

35500:18:46,913 --> 00:18:50,249Those are real mother-of-pearlbuttons on the shirts, okay?

35600:18:50,250 --> 00:18:51,750None of this fake plastic crap.

35700:18:51,751 --> 00:18:54,253Of course. I'll be right back.

35800:18:54,254 --> 00:18:56,538Some coffee, David, for the gentleman?

35900:18:56,539 --> 00:18:58,539(Mid-tempo instrumental music plays)

36000:19:25,114 --> 00:19:27,125Tailor: Ah, here we are.

36100:19:29,755 --> 00:19:33,162- Shall we?- Yeah, let's go.

36200:19:35,275 --> 00:19:37,331Mm-hmm. Yeah.

36300:19:38,198 --> 00:19:40,631- (Conversing in Vietnamese)- So, um, what do you think?

36400:19:42,468 --> 00:19:45,137- "Strawberry Fields Forever"?- Mm.

36500:19:45,138 --> 00:19:48,807(Scoffs) No. Are youcrazy? It's not even close.

36600:19:48,808 --> 00:19:50,893- Yes, it is. Look.- No, no.

36700:19:50,894 --> 00:19:54,096It's way more "Sassafras Glow". Way more.

36800:19:54,097 --> 00:19:57,432Use your eyes...Strawberry Fields Forever.

36900:19:57,433 --> 00:20:00,636Ladies, back me up. Hey.Is it... Sassafras Glow.

37000:20:00,637 --> 00:20:02,104- Am I right?- Woman: No.

37100:20:02,105 --> 00:20:05,741Maybe "Rhapsody inBlonde," but... Yeah, see?

37200:20:05,742 --> 00:20:07,242They agree with me.

37300:20:07,243 --> 00:20:09,411Whatever happened to "thecustomer is always right"?

37400:20:09,412 --> 00:20:11,747Sassafras Glow... mix it up, all right?

375

00:20:11,748 --> 00:20:13,081You're wrong. You'll see.

37600:20:13,082 --> 00:20:14,917Big deal. I'll wash it out in the morning.

37700:20:14,918 --> 00:20:17,252- No biggie. Geez.- It's bleach.

37800:20:17,253 --> 00:20:20,167- It doesn't wash out.- What? It's permanent?

37900:20:20,423 --> 00:20:23,494(Clicks tongue) We'llPhotoshop the color, okay?

38000:20:23,495 --> 00:20:25,577(Sighs) Change of plan, ladies.

38100:20:25,578 --> 00:20:29,181I want to go with a simplecurling-iron job, okay?

38200:20:29,182 --> 00:20:32,184Uh, give me, like, ringlets...

38300:20:32,185 --> 00:20:35,687You know, on top, likeTony Curtis in "Spartacus."

38400:20:35,688 --> 00:20:38,523Yeah, like the bath scene in "Spartacus."

38500:20:38,524 --> 00:20:40,326(Speaking Vietnamese)

38600:20:40,327 --> 00:20:41,793- Okay.- "I am Spartacus."

387

00:20:41,794 --> 00:20:44,464(Claps hands) Stop talking about it!

38800:20:44,499 --> 00:20:45,697Make me beautiful, already.(Talking in Vietnamese)

38900:20:45,698 --> 00:20:47,698(Engine revs)

39000:20:50,703 --> 00:20:52,871(Indistinct conversations in distance)

39100:20:52,872 --> 00:20:54,872(Telephones ringing)

39200:21:03,132 --> 00:21:06,301(Dialing)

39300:21:06,302 --> 00:21:07,803(Ringing)

39400:21:07,804 --> 00:21:09,271<i>(Click) Jimmy: (British accent) Hello.</i>

39500:21:09,272 --> 00:21:12,641<i>You've reached the law officesof James M. McGill, esquire,</i>

39600:21:12,642 --> 00:21:14,309<i>A lawyer you can trust.</i>

39700:21:14,310 --> 00:21:16,979<i>Kindly leave your information at the tone,</i>

39800:21:16,980 --> 00:21:19,097<i>And Mr. McGill will phone you promptly.</i>

39900:21:19,098 --> 00:21:20,098<i>(Beep)</i>

400

00:21:20,099 --> 00:21:22,601Hey. Uh... It's me.

40100:21:22,602 --> 00:21:23,935(Scoffs) Hi.

40200:21:23,936 --> 00:21:28,440Anyway, uh, "The Thing" isplaying downtown on Saturday.

40300:21:28,441 --> 00:21:31,610Thought you might be up forsome Kurt Russell action.

40400:21:31,611 --> 00:21:34,446I owe you one, so why don'twe just grab some dinner first?

40500:21:34,447 --> 00:21:36,782My treat.

40600:21:36,783 --> 00:21:41,953And... Uh, you know, if not,can you give me a call anyway?

40700:21:41,954 --> 00:21:43,288I really want to talk to you.

40800:21:43,289 --> 00:21:45,090- Okay. Uh, bye.- (Knock on door)

40900:21:45,091 --> 00:21:46,525- (Beep)- Come in.

41000:21:46,526 --> 00:21:48,960- Hey.- Hey, hey.

41100:21:49,512 --> 00:21:51,263How goes it?

41200:21:51,264 --> 00:21:54,766Uh, tricky, for sure.

41300:21:54,767 --> 00:21:57,769Craig and Betsy really put usin a corner with the police.

41400:21:57,770 --> 00:21:59,104Not to mention the press.

41500:21:59,105 --> 00:22:02,590But this camping story of theirs...

41600:22:02,591 --> 00:22:05,019They've been keepingit consistent, at least.

41700:22:05,954 --> 00:22:07,010If it's okay with you,

41800:22:07,011 --> 00:22:10,148I think I should try to talkthem into hiring a PR firm.

41900:22:10,149 --> 00:22:12,317Certainly for the next couple of weeks.

42000:22:12,318 --> 00:22:13,797Mm-hmm.

42100:22:15,004 --> 00:22:17,475So, okay on the PR firm?

42200:22:18,358 --> 00:22:21,836- Do you have a minute?- Yeah, of course. What's up?

42300:22:21,837 --> 00:22:23,879Take a ride with me.

42400:22:23,880 --> 00:22:27,715

Uh, okay. Uh... Where are we going?

42500:22:45,601 --> 00:22:48,102(Engine shuts off)

42600:22:52,342 --> 00:22:54,162- Whoa.- Yeah.

42700:22:55,376 --> 00:22:56,980Shit.

42800:22:57,613 --> 00:22:59,451Yep. (Sighs)

42900:23:00,623 --> 00:23:05,465That's... I mean, that's my suit, right?

43000:23:05,466 --> 00:23:08,924- Am I crazy here?- No, you're not crazy.

43100:23:08,925 --> 00:23:11,793Look at the logo. That's our logo.

43200:23:11,794 --> 00:23:14,296He's just straight-up copying us.

43300:23:14,297 --> 00:23:17,933I mean, what the hellis he thinking with this?

43400:23:18,755 --> 00:23:21,410I really... h-h-he's,you know, a free spirit.

43500:23:21,411 --> 00:23:22,700(Chuckles)

43600:23:23,723 --> 00:23:25,541Yeah, that's one way to put it.

43700:23:28,089 --> 00:23:30,948You two are still friends, right?

43800:23:30,949 --> 00:23:33,181- I wouldn't exactly...- You talk, though.

43900:23:33,182 --> 00:23:34,386Not really...

44000:23:34,387 --> 00:23:35,623Still, you're the one he called

44100:23:35,624 --> 00:23:38,427when he found the Kettlemanscamped halfway up the Sandias.

44200:23:39,455 --> 00:23:41,714He was just looking out forhis own client... that's all.

44300:23:41,715 --> 00:23:44,576This isn't the third degree, Kim. Ireally don't care one way or the other.

44400:23:44,577 --> 00:23:47,059I just... (Sighs)

44500:23:49,916 --> 00:23:52,177He's really forcing my hand here.

44600:23:59,175 --> 00:24:01,808(Man singing in native language)

44700:24:03,763 --> 00:24:06,263(Knock on door)

44800:24:15,942 --> 00:24:17,609- (Bell jingles)- Hey!

449

00:24:17,610 --> 00:24:19,034- Hey.- Hey.

45000:24:19,035 --> 00:24:21,313- Am I interrupting?- (Bell jingles)

45100:24:21,314 --> 00:24:24,571Not at all. Perfect timing. Come on.

45200:24:26,385 --> 00:24:29,871Sit. Have a massage, freeof charge. (Clicks tongue)

45300:24:29,872 --> 00:24:32,513- (Chuckles) Okay.- Got to try the foot bath, too.

45400:24:32,787 --> 00:24:34,449Oh, yeah.

45500:24:34,693 --> 00:24:36,915Ah, give the old dogs a rest.

45600:24:36,916 --> 00:24:38,373(Sighs)

45700:24:40,667 --> 00:24:42,311(Sighs)

45800:24:44,637 --> 00:24:47,037And go for the deep-tissuesetting. Otherwise...

45900:24:47,038 --> 00:24:49,675- Is that the small fist?- Use the three arrows.

46000:24:49,676 --> 00:24:51,492- I did. I pressed it.- Just... yeah.

46100:24:51,493 --> 00:24:53,510- (Chair vibrating)- Now you feel it? Good.

46200:24:53,980 --> 00:24:56,815- Ah, now relax, okay?- Okay.

46300:24:56,816 --> 00:24:58,619You deserve a break today.

46400:24:59,247 --> 00:25:00,917(Clicks tongue)

46500:25:04,290 --> 00:25:07,526- It's very nice.- Told you.

46600:25:07,527 --> 00:25:09,399I get this free every night...

46700:25:09,400 --> 00:25:11,470Just one of the perks of salon living.

46800:25:11,471 --> 00:25:15,544The others being... Freecucumber water, obviously.

46900:25:15,545 --> 00:25:17,966Obviously. Free mani-pedis?

47000:25:18,471 --> 00:25:20,710Uh, deep discount mani-pedis.

47100:25:20,711 --> 00:25:22,641Because the ladies stillgot to eat, you know?

47200:25:22,642 --> 00:25:25,043- Well, it's still a deal.- Yeah.

47300:25:25,596 --> 00:25:26,612(Clicks tongue)

47400:25:26,613 --> 00:25:28,063- (Sighs)- Living like a king, then.

47500:25:28,064 --> 00:25:29,340Mm-hmm.

47600:25:34,909 --> 00:25:36,340(Sighs)

47700:25:41,310 --> 00:25:42,772(Clicks tongue)

47800:25:45,248 --> 00:25:47,850What's this? Is this a cease and desist?

47900:25:47,851 --> 00:25:49,061Yeah.

48000:25:49,939 --> 00:25:52,200Yeah. How pissed was he?

48100:25:53,248 --> 00:25:55,484Well, his head didn't actually explode,

48200:25:55,485 --> 00:25:56,708but, you know, pretty damn pissed,

48300:25:56,709 --> 00:25:58,917like "this won't end well for you" pissed.

48400:25:58,918 --> 00:26:00,193Yeah.

48500:26:00,194 --> 00:26:02,444- How about that?- Jimmy.

48600:26:03,144 --> 00:26:04,783- This is serious.- I know.

48700:26:04,784 --> 00:26:06,860- Do you? I mean...- Yeah.

48800:26:06,861 --> 00:26:09,474What the hell is with that billboard?

48900:26:10,562 --> 00:26:12,975I know you have a problemwith Hamlin, but I...

49000:26:13,388 --> 00:26:15,193I just don't get your angle here.

49100:26:15,194 --> 00:26:18,029Aren't you trying to buildyour own law practice?

49200:26:18,030 --> 00:26:21,866Instead, you're spendinggod knows how much money

49300:26:21,867 --> 00:26:23,468turning yourself intoa little Hamlin clone.

49400:26:23,469 --> 00:26:26,871I mean... Why are youmaking this personal?

49500:26:26,872 --> 00:26:29,883It's not personal? It is so personal.

49600:26:30,209 --> 00:26:33,378It is completely and totally personal.

49700:26:33,379 --> 00:26:35,213- No, no, no. It's not. No.

- Yes. Yes, it is.

49800:26:35,214 --> 00:26:38,216(Sighs) Stop trying to pretend.

49900:26:38,217 --> 00:26:40,552- I can advertise, can't I?- (Sighs)

50000:26:40,553 --> 00:26:41,803What, do I have to clear everything

50100:26:41,804 --> 00:26:43,054past the great and powerful Howard?

50200:26:43,055 --> 00:26:44,889Yes, you can advertise,Jimmy, all you want.

50300:26:44,890 --> 00:26:48,226That billboard is not advertising.That is a declaration of war.

50400:26:48,227 --> 00:26:49,561Declaration of war? That's...

50500:26:49,562 --> 00:26:52,564It's right at Hamlin's exit. Youknow he drives by it every day.

50600:26:52,565 --> 00:26:54,899It's business. I'm building a brand.

50700:26:54,900 --> 00:26:56,901You're ripping off a brand.

50800:26:56,902 --> 00:26:58,153(Clicks tongue)

50900:26:58,154 --> 00:26:59,988- There is nothing original in that ad.- (Sighs)

51000:26:59,989 --> 00:27:02,991It certainly doesn'trepresent Jimmy McGill.

51100:27:02,992 --> 00:27:05,327Hey, all right, now, hefired the first shot, okay?

51200:27:05,328 --> 00:27:08,853Trying to keep me from usingmy name, my own name, Kim?

51300:27:09,511 --> 00:27:10,989I get that.

51400:27:11,667 --> 00:27:15,754But this... You're better than this.

51500:27:15,755 --> 00:27:16,788- I'm better than this?- Yeah.

51600:27:16,789 --> 00:27:18,840- I'm better than this?- You are.

51700:27:18,841 --> 00:27:21,259Well, you're betterthan that schmuck Hamlin!

51800:27:21,260 --> 00:27:23,662- Oh, come on, Jimmy.- You could work anywhere.

51900:27:23,663 --> 00:27:26,264You could be somewherewhere they appreciate you...

52000:27:26,265 --> 00:27:28,117You know, where theysee how valuable you are,

52100:27:28,118 --> 00:27:30,801where, I don't know,maybe they care about you?

52200:27:41,113 --> 00:27:43,648Forget it, okay?

52300:27:43,649 --> 00:27:46,651If Hamlin wants to comeafter me, he knows where I am.

52400:27:46,652 --> 00:27:48,987I'll be ready, guns blazing.

52500:27:48,988 --> 00:27:51,416- (Papers thud)- (Sighs)

52600:27:51,743 --> 00:27:53,009(Clicks tongue)

52700:27:55,828 --> 00:27:57,378(Sighs)

52800:28:02,835 --> 00:28:04,835(Beep) (Vibrating stops)

52900:28:08,174 --> 00:28:11,342The cease and desistis just the beginning.

53000:28:11,343 --> 00:28:14,846The next step is an injunction.You can't win this fight.

53100:28:14,847 --> 00:28:16,181(Beep)

53200:28:16,182 --> 00:28:18,850(Chair vibrating)

533

00:28:18,851 --> 00:28:20,885(Sighs)

53400:28:34,366 --> 00:28:36,034(Lock turns)

53500:28:36,035 --> 00:28:39,037(Bell jingles)

53600:28:39,038 --> 00:28:40,120(Door closes)

53700:28:43,464 --> 00:28:46,447Your honor, I'm ahumble solo practitioner,

53800:28:46,448 --> 00:28:48,433merely trying to ply my trade

53900:28:48,434 --> 00:28:51,382In an aggressive and evolving marketplace.

54000:28:51,383 --> 00:28:53,738As I've argued repeatedly,this is trademark infringement.

54100:28:53,739 --> 00:28:57,432Mr. McGill's new logo isan absolute copy of ours.

54200:28:57,684 --> 00:28:59,861I think it falls firmly under fair use.

54300:28:59,862 --> 00:29:01,195Fair use?

54400:29:01,196 --> 00:29:03,031You're clearly profiting,so fair use doesn't apply.

54500:29:03,032 --> 00:29:05,700It... there are only

so many fonts out there.

54600:29:05,701 --> 00:29:07,869Does Mr. Hamlin outright own them all?

54700:29:07,870 --> 00:29:11,629No, but we've been using thisparticular font for 12 years now,

54800:29:11,664 --> 00:29:14,208and it, in concert withour tri-rectangle graphic

54900:29:14,209 --> 00:29:18,043and Hamlindigo Blue, constitutesa trademarked brand identifier.

55000:29:18,044 --> 00:29:21,332Whoa, whoa. Back up. Hamlindigo blue?

55100:29:22,353 --> 00:29:24,812Yes. That is our trademarked name.

55200:29:24,813 --> 00:29:26,234(Scoffs) Holy crap.

55300:29:26,235 --> 00:29:28,973You seriously named a color "Hamlindigo"?

55400:29:28,974 --> 00:29:31,309That is... yikes.

55500:29:31,310 --> 00:29:34,145"Yikes"? From the mandressed exactly like me.

55600:29:34,146 --> 00:29:37,782Your honor, I feel like I'm in themirror routine with Groucho Marx,

55700:29:37,783 --> 00:29:40,118Like we should be standing,

waving our arms at each other.

55800:29:40,119 --> 00:29:42,120Really? I don't see it.

55900:29:42,121 --> 00:29:44,789In addition, the nameMcGill appears in both logos,

56000:29:44,790 --> 00:29:46,624which, I believe, Mr. McGill is hoping

56100:29:46,625 --> 00:29:48,159to further confuse potential clients.

56200:29:48,160 --> 00:29:50,394So I can't advertiseunder my own name now?

56300:29:50,395 --> 00:29:54,832I'm to be penalized 'cause I happen toshare a name with one of HHM's partners?

56400:29:54,833 --> 00:29:57,001You can't take my name from me.

56500:29:57,002 --> 00:29:59,337The name is not theproblem here, Mr. McGill.

56600:29:59,338 --> 00:30:02,006Uh, Mr. Hamlin certainlyseems to think so.

56700:30:02,007 --> 00:30:05,343I mean, he wants me to changemy name 'cause he claims that...

56800:30:05,344 --> 00:30:07,948That... what... it's somekind of threat to his business?

569

00:30:07,949 --> 00:30:10,392- Your honor.- This is restraint of trade, okay?

57000:30:10,393 --> 00:30:11,649Whatever happened to the free market, huh?

57100:30:11,650 --> 00:30:15,510- No, Hamlin here wants you to tell...- Okay, okay, I've... enough.

57200:30:15,511 --> 00:30:17,722Mr. McGill, I've heard enough.

57300:30:18,397 --> 00:30:20,158All right, yes, you are within your rights

57400:30:20,159 --> 00:30:21,993to advertise using your own name.

57500:30:21,994 --> 00:30:25,830However, in my estimation,the billboard clearly

57600:30:25,831 --> 00:30:28,166and intentionally duplicates elements

57700:30:28,167 --> 00:30:30,633of the Hamlin, Hamlin, McGill logo.

57800:30:30,634 --> 00:30:34,270You're actively copying theirestablished brand for your own gain.

57900:30:34,271 --> 00:30:36,330I don't see any otherreasonable explanation.

58000:30:36,331 --> 00:30:38,031- Your honor, I...- Jimmy, Jimmy.

581

00:30:38,032 --> 00:30:42,825Wise up. The billboard mustcome down within 48 hours.

58200:30:44,655 --> 00:30:47,704This is a classic David vs. Goliath story.

58300:30:47,705 --> 00:30:50,838I mean, you got your gigantic lawfirm Stomping all over the little guy.

58400:30:50,839 --> 00:30:52,445Woman: Can you hold the door?

58500:30:52,446 --> 00:30:54,609Yeah, but it's investigativejournalism at its best.

58600:30:54,610 --> 00:30:56,712I-it's right up your alley.

58700:30:57,744 --> 00:30:58,979Uh-huh.

58800:31:00,222 --> 00:31:02,900Yeah, o-okay, well, let megive you my cell just in case.

58900:31:02,901 --> 00:31:06,237Uh... yeah. Thank you.

59000:31:06,238 --> 00:31:07,572(Beep)

59100:31:07,573 --> 00:31:09,240(Sighs)

59200:31:09,241 --> 00:31:11,074(Sniffs)

59300:31:14,129 --> 00:31:16,297(Beep)

59400:31:16,298 --> 00:31:18,299Can I get the news desk, please?

59500:31:18,300 --> 00:31:20,334I got a hot tip.

59600:31:20,335 --> 00:31:21,836Don't you want to be the stationthat brought down big law?

59700:31:21,837 --> 00:31:23,838You could be like the reportersthat brought down big tobacco.

59800:31:23,839 --> 00:31:27,091Look, I'm talking Woodwardand Bernstein here.

59900:31:27,092 --> 00:31:31,729Hey, your <i>exposé</i> on predatoryATM fees... that was... Wow!

60000:31:31,730 --> 00:31:33,314Well, it's a miscarriage of justice,

60100:31:33,315 --> 00:31:36,317<i>And I think your viewerswould be very, very interested</i>

60200:31:36,318 --> 00:31:40,488And, uh, grateful to youfor exposing this injustice.

60300:31:40,489 --> 00:31:43,324<i>I wouldn't characterize thisas a community health risk,</i>

60400:31:43,325 --> 00:31:45,193<i>But it's definitely inthe community interest.</i>

605

00:31:45,194 --> 00:31:49,697No, yes, HHM is a pillarof the community, yes.

60600:31:49,698 --> 00:31:53,668No, I... the war is animportant story, as well.

60700:31:53,669 --> 00:31:55,536That's why this action is so egregious.

60800:31:55,537 --> 00:31:57,622Sure. Okay.

60900:31:57,623 --> 00:31:59,423Well, at least consider thehuman-interest angle here.

61000:31:59,424 --> 00:32:01,759Are you kidding?

61100:32:01,760 --> 00:32:03,761It's... lawyer pullshimself up by his bootstraps,

61200:32:03,762 --> 00:32:07,548Only to be ground under theheel of the old-money megafirm?

61300:32:07,549 --> 00:32:11,719That's hearts and minds! You... hello?

61400:32:11,720 --> 00:32:12,770- (Sighs)- (Beep)

61500:32:12,771 --> 00:32:15,389Yeah, I have your number, too, so...

61600:32:15,390 --> 00:32:16,774Yeah, I see.

617

00:32:16,775 --> 00:32:18,582- Okay.- (Elevator bell dings)

61800:32:33,008 --> 00:32:34,683(Dialing)

61900:32:35,502 --> 00:32:36,945(Elevator bell dings)

62000:33:05,490 --> 00:33:06,991Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, man.

62100:33:06,992 --> 00:33:08,192Can't touch the goods.

62200:33:08,193 --> 00:33:11,162I signed the form... onlyI can touch the camera.

62300:33:11,163 --> 00:33:13,497Fine, may I suggest youwiden the frame to include...

62400:33:13,498 --> 00:33:15,533The billboard is the story, okay?

62500:33:15,534 --> 00:33:20,121No, I'm also the story,so... Got to get me in there.

62600:33:20,122 --> 00:33:21,372Okay, so, get on your mark.

62700:33:21,373 --> 00:33:24,208You know, uh, no offense toyour minutes of experience,

62800:33:24,209 --> 00:33:26,844But I'd like to see what wegot before we do this, okay?

629

00:33:26,845 --> 00:33:28,581Other guy.

63000:33:29,530 --> 00:33:30,542Other guy!

63100:33:30,543 --> 00:33:33,434Only other guy that's here,go stand where I was standing.

63200:33:33,435 --> 00:33:35,970Uh... Shrink down. Shrink down.

63300:33:35,971 --> 00:33:38,939You know, scrunch. Yeah. (Clicks tongue)

63400:33:38,940 --> 00:33:42,360Okay, widen the frame. Get the billboard.

63500:33:42,361 --> 00:33:44,812Okay, now get me. Me, me, me, me, me.

63600:33:44,813 --> 00:33:49,867No. Not me... get him.He's me. Yeah, like that.

63700:33:49,868 --> 00:33:51,652Got it? Yeah.

63800:33:51,653 --> 00:33:53,154Good.

63900:33:53,155 --> 00:33:56,991(Sighs) Okay. Is he in the shot?

64000:33:56,992 --> 00:33:58,659No. Dude, just go.

64100:33:58,660 --> 00:34:01,412- (Sighs) How do I look?- Great.

64200:34:01,413 --> 00:34:04,248I'll, uh... no, this is my good side.

64300:34:04,249 --> 00:34:06,250(Chuckles, breathes deeply)

64400:34:06,251 --> 00:34:07,968Is, uh... is the billboard in? Yes!

64500:34:07,969 --> 00:34:10,971Jesus, just... you said $100for one hour, not freaking 3.

64600:34:10,972 --> 00:34:12,840You clearly have a journalistic impulse.

64700:34:12,841 --> 00:34:14,558You're a real go-getter, you know that?

64800:34:14,559 --> 00:34:16,143Go get this.

64900:34:16,144 --> 00:34:18,679All right, count me down.

65000:34:18,680 --> 00:34:22,350In 5, 4, 3...

65100:34:22,351 --> 00:34:24,402Gravitas.

65200:34:24,403 --> 00:34:29,573(Breathes deeply) I'm James McGill.

65300:34:29,574 --> 00:34:32,410Like most Americans, I'm a self-made man.

65400:34:32,411 --> 00:34:35,079I put myself through law school.

655

00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:37,581Working in the courtsas a public defender,

65600:34:37,582 --> 00:34:40,735I represented those withnowhere else to turn.

65700:34:40,736 --> 00:34:43,671I believe in service. It'swhat I've built my career on.

65800:34:43,672 --> 00:34:48,008But I've also had a dream, adream that many of us have...

65900:34:48,009 --> 00:34:52,346A dream to own my own business.

66000:34:52,347 --> 00:34:55,349Well, I-i scrimped andI saved, and finally,

66100:34:55,350 --> 00:34:57,217I was able to buy one billboard...

66200:34:58,770 --> 00:35:03,274A tiny foray into advertisingfor my fledgling law firm.

66300:35:03,275 --> 00:35:05,443(Sighs) I've always been told

66400:35:05,444 --> 00:35:07,278That America is the land of opportunity,

66500:35:07,279 --> 00:35:11,949And I believed it...Until today. (Chuckles)

66600:35:13,146 --> 00:35:15,786Not 24 hours after my billboard went up,

66700:35:15,787 --> 00:35:17,938a large law firm came after me.

66800:35:17,939 --> 00:35:20,241<i>They said that I washurting their business.</i>

66900:35:20,242 --> 00:35:24,412They're rich. They'repowerful. I'm just... One man.

67000:35:24,413 --> 00:35:27,331So, who do you thinkthe courts sided with?

67100:35:27,332 --> 00:35:28,833(Clicks tongue)

67200:35:28,834 --> 00:35:34,004So now my little billboard comes down.

67300:35:34,005 --> 00:35:35,339Let me tell you something...

67400:35:35,340 --> 00:35:37,675If they want a fight,they're gonna get a fight,

67500:35:37,676 --> 00:35:40,227- Because I'm not giving up, not...- (Screaming)

67600:35:40,228 --> 00:35:43,063Holy shit! Dude, the dude!

67700:35:43,064 --> 00:35:44,815- (Working guy screaming) Help!- Dude, the dude!

67800:35:44,816 --> 00:35:47,401- The worker guy!- Holy shit.

67900:35:47,402 --> 00:35:50,134Please! Aah! Get me down!

68000:35:50,135 --> 00:35:51,522- Dude!- Yeah, okay, call 911!

68100:35:51,523 --> 00:35:53,374- Man: Help me! Ah!- You got a cell?

68200:35:53,375 --> 00:35:56,079- Yeah, yeah.- Please!

68300:35:56,114 --> 00:35:59,919Yeah, a guy just fell off a billboardfrom frontage road south of mountain.

68400:36:03,402 --> 00:36:05,018Hey, man!

68500:36:10,525 --> 00:36:12,592(Grunting) Help me!

68600:36:19,111 --> 00:36:20,986Hey, man, I don't think that's very safe!

68700:36:20,987 --> 00:36:22,806You need to be, like, licensed for that!

68800:36:22,841 --> 00:36:24,722- Working guy: Help me!- Man...

68900:36:24,723 --> 00:36:27,056(Panting, grunting)

69000:36:30,637 --> 00:36:34,671Not looking down. One rung at a time.

69100:36:35,650 --> 00:36:37,483Not looking down.

69200:36:41,039 --> 00:36:43,574(Indistinct conversations)

69300:36:43,575 --> 00:36:45,625(Man grunting)

69400:36:49,798 --> 00:36:51,798(Grunting)

69500:36:55,804 --> 00:36:57,805Hurry up!

69600:36:57,806 --> 00:36:59,974Come get me!

69700:37:00,495 --> 00:37:02,148Help!

69800:37:02,978 --> 00:37:04,727(Grunting)

69900:37:06,231 --> 00:37:09,682Help me! Aah!

70000:37:12,771 --> 00:37:15,621- Sir, I'm right here!- Please!

70100:37:16,017 --> 00:37:17,246Please!

70200:37:23,164 --> 00:37:25,634- Pull me up!- Here, grab my hand!

70300:37:25,635 --> 00:37:26,655Pull me up!

70400:37:26,656 --> 00:37:29,669(Both grunting)

70500:37:33,793 --> 00:37:35,996- Pull me up!- Here!

70600:37:36,637 --> 00:37:39,639- Aah!- (Both grunting)

70700:37:40,215 --> 00:37:43,883(Indistinct shouting)

70800:38:01,736 --> 00:38:05,239(Both panting)

70900:38:05,875 --> 00:38:07,304You okay?

71000:38:07,439 --> 00:38:09,248Took you long enough.

71100:38:20,138 --> 00:38:21,472<i>I was scared, yes.</i>

71200:38:21,473 --> 00:38:24,273<i>I mean, I'm not reallya big fan of heights...</i>

71300:38:24,274 --> 00:38:25,342<i>Let me tell you.(Indistinct conversations)</i>

71400:38:25,343 --> 00:38:29,063<i>But, you know, something insideme said, "you have to do this."</i>

71500:38:29,064 --> 00:38:31,331<i>I'm sure our city's first responders</i>

716

00:38:31,332 --> 00:38:33,775<i>would have been here momentarily.</i>

71700:38:33,776 --> 00:38:36,015<i>- Can you believe this guy?- But at least I was able...</i>

71800:38:36,016 --> 00:38:38,265This whole thing was apublicity stunt. It's got to be.

71900:38:38,266 --> 00:38:40,741<i>I think that's kind of all anybodywants when they're in trouble.</i>

72000:38:40,742 --> 00:38:42,009<i>Of course I didn't think...</i>

72100:38:42,010 --> 00:38:44,160You don't think anyone'sgonna actually buy this?

72200:38:45,477 --> 00:38:49,109It's hard to say. People love a hero.

72300:38:49,110 --> 00:38:50,367<i>You take it as it comes, right?</i>

72400:38:50,368 --> 00:38:53,504<i>The universe put me inthat spot at that moment.</i>

72500:38:53,505 --> 00:38:54,955<i>Who am I to say no?</i>

72600:38:54,956 --> 00:38:58,756<i>You know, as a lawyer, whileI help people every day...</i>

72700:38:58,757 --> 00:39:02,169<i>- Whole thing's a damn stunt.- But I think my clients know...</i>

72800:39:02,170 --> 00:39:04,832<i>that when they're in trouble, I'm there.</i>

72900:39:04,833 --> 00:39:07,233<i>I was just a guy who was in the right...</i>

73000:39:10,221 --> 00:39:12,221(Sighs)

73100:39:23,201 --> 00:39:25,702(Breathing deeply)

73200:39:33,161 --> 00:39:34,328(Dial tone)

73300:39:34,329 --> 00:39:35,379(Dialing)

73400:39:35,380 --> 00:39:38,048- (Ringing)- (Sighs)

73500:39:38,449 --> 00:39:42,319<i>Female voice: You have seven new messages.</i>

73600:39:43,135 --> 00:39:44,154(Sighs)

73700:39:44,614 --> 00:39:48,158<i>To listen to your messages, press "1."</i>

73800:39:48,159 --> 00:39:49,268(Beep)

73900:39:49,269 --> 00:39:53,551<i>First message, received at 5:40...</i>

74000:40:03,067 --> 00:40:05,401(Engine shuts off)

741

00:40:14,028 --> 00:40:16,696(Sighs)

74200:40:21,626 --> 00:40:23,428_

74300:40:28,643 --> 00:40:31,678(Clicks tongue) It'sjust showmanship, Chuck.

74400:40:31,679 --> 00:40:33,680(Clears throat)

74500:40:33,681 --> 00:40:35,895Yeah, right.

74600:40:41,680 --> 00:40:43,343(Sighs)

74700:40:49,782 --> 00:40:52,233(Birds chirping)

74800:41:08,509 --> 00:41:10,183You're early.

74900:41:10,184 --> 00:41:12,462- Did you...- Yeah, I grounded myself.

75000:41:12,463 --> 00:41:15,970Hey, big day. My phone'sringing off the hook.

75100:41:15,971 --> 00:41:19,474I have three consultsbefore lunchtime... three.

75200:41:19,475 --> 00:41:22,160- That's great, Jimmy.- Yep.

75300:41:22,898 --> 00:41:25,713

- The worm has turned.- (Chuckling)

75400:41:25,714 --> 00:41:27,116That's really great.

75500:41:27,117 --> 00:41:30,355So, to what do youcredit this sudden change?

75600:41:30,356 --> 00:41:33,023Well, I got to admit... you were right.

75700:41:33,024 --> 00:41:34,306How so?

75800:41:34,704 --> 00:41:37,760Well, you told me to keepplugging and, uh, you know...

75900:41:37,761 --> 00:41:39,818do good work, and the clients will come.

76000:41:39,819 --> 00:41:41,318You know, I'll admit.

76100:41:41,319 --> 00:41:46,295I almost lost faith a coupletimes, but the worm has turned.

76200:41:49,811 --> 00:41:54,467So, uh, what... you've been gettingreferrals from your PD clients?

76300:41:54,468 --> 00:41:56,296Uh, yeah. You know...

76400:41:56,431 --> 00:41:57,973You work hard, show you got half a brain,

76500:41:57,974 --> 00:42:00,142and people come knocking, like you said.

76600:42:00,143 --> 00:42:02,145I just needed to get my face out there.

76700:42:02,146 --> 00:42:03,389Oh.

76800:42:03,390 --> 00:42:06,514So, prosecutors, then...referring clients?

76900:42:06,515 --> 00:42:09,673Yeah. Yep. Exactly.

77000:42:10,094 --> 00:42:11,511Was it Bergeron?

77100:42:11,512 --> 00:42:14,127When I was starting out, shesent me a couple good ones.

77200:42:14,662 --> 00:42:16,867Yeah, uh, it was...

77300:42:16,868 --> 00:42:19,871It was someone on her team.(Clicks tongue) You know?

77400:42:19,872 --> 00:42:23,539I mean, hey, just took someelbow grease and clean living...

77500:42:23,540 --> 00:42:25,207People noticed.

77600:42:26,710 --> 00:42:28,929I knew you had it in you.

77700:42:30,847 --> 00:42:32,883I don't see the journal here.

778

00:42:33,952 --> 00:42:36,765- Right. Here you go.- No, no, no.

77900:42:36,766 --> 00:42:38,995Uh, Albuquerque journal... it's not here.

78000:42:39,888 --> 00:42:43,123Oh, yeah. (Sighs) I didn't see it outside.

78100:42:43,124 --> 00:42:45,248Wasn't out there? It's always out there.

78200:42:45,249 --> 00:42:48,126I didn't see it. (Chuckles)Maybe they forgot to deliver it.

78300:42:48,127 --> 00:42:50,552Maybe some kids grabbed it. (Chuckles)

78400:42:50,553 --> 00:42:53,567Because if there's one thing kidslove, it's local print journalism.

78500:42:53,568 --> 00:42:54,899(Chuckles) I don't know what to tell you.

78600:42:54,900 --> 00:42:56,907You got a ton of reading material there.

78700:42:56,908 --> 00:43:00,604Look, hey. (Whistles) Financial Times.

78800:43:00,605 --> 00:43:04,053You know, I know Albuquerqueis a hub of global intrigue,

78900:43:04,054 --> 00:43:05,921but you think that'll tide you over?

79000:43:05,922 --> 00:43:07,579All right, fine. But if

it's not here tomorrow,

79100:43:07,580 --> 00:43:09,646I'm gonna need you to callthe subscription office for me.

79200:43:09,647 --> 00:43:12,047Yeah, will do. Look, I got to go.

79300:43:12,082 --> 00:43:15,044- I don't want to be late.- Hey, good luck today!

79400:43:15,045 --> 00:43:16,940- Thanks.- Keep it up.

79500:43:17,674 --> 00:43:19,540Hard work looks good on you.

79600:43:32,560 --> 00:43:34,561(Engine turns over)

79700:43:34,562 --> 00:43:36,729(Car departs)

79800:43:55,435 --> 00:43:57,087(Plastic rustling)

79900:44:20,089 --> 00:44:21,579(Sighs)

80000:44:38,583 --> 00:44:40,627(Heavy breathing)

80100:44:41,963 --> 00:44:43,463Oh!

80200:44:43,464 --> 00:44:45,599(Gasping)

803

00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:48,434(Horn honks)

80400:44:50,771 --> 00:44:52,972(Electricity crackling)

80500:44:57,654 --> 00:44:59,082Ah!

80600:45:02,149 --> 00:45:04,951Oh!

80700:45:04,952 --> 00:45:07,319(Electricity humming)

80800:45:12,126 --> 00:45:15,962(Electricity whining)

80900:45:16,944 --> 00:45:19,227- (Grunts)- (Electricity pulsing)

81000:45:19,228 --> 00:45:20,866(Pulsing stops)

81100:45:23,923 --> 00:45:25,794(Birds chirping)

81200:45:25,795 --> 00:45:27,839Oh!

81300:45:29,739 --> 00:45:31,149(Groans)

81400:45:31,746 --> 00:45:34,146(Breathing deeply)

81500:45:46,304 --> 00:45:47,905_

81600:45:50,322 --> 00:45:52,722

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81800:45:56,656 --> 00:45:58,140(Sighs)

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