emily’s going away10 October 2012
monkeys prefer solar power to cheese pizza
hotel for dogs
eggs over easy
nun ya business!
a smiling castle (a.k.a. hold your horses)
salting a sorcerer’s hat
sharks with freaking laser beams attached to their heads
demongun
soirée for sven23 December 2013
the austrian e-mail (a.k.a. the big bang)
steal your dad’s stamp
they don’t know a dick from a pancake
steel toe moccasins ... indians roll hard
“SPORE! SPORE!”
step 4: don’t get tazed
things start to get sweeter with our new leader
i wanna bone a drummer not a biker
giggle cookies in the ‘80s
random gathering3 January 2014
a monkey that is questionable
two potent marijuana cigarettes every evening
[ torque ]
wires placed in the brain can be used to stimulate neurons as well as to destroy them
[ force of gravity ]
two armed men with top hats
the hammerhead shark just shat a bicycle!
what is the maximum height to which water can be sucked up a straw?
[ absolute ]