emily’s going away10 October 2012

monkeys prefer solar power to cheese pizza

hotel for dogs

eggs over easy

nun ya business!

a smiling castle (a.k.a. hold your horses)

salting a sorcerer’s hat

sharks with freaking laser beams attached to their heads

demongun

soirée for sven23 December 2013

the austrian e-mail (a.k.a. the big bang)

steal your dad’s stamp

they don’t know a dick from a pancake

steel toe moccasins ... indians roll hard

“SPORE! SPORE!”

step 4: don’t get tazed

things start to get sweeter with our new leader

i wanna bone a drummer not a biker

giggle cookies in the ‘80s

random gathering3 January 2014

a monkey that is questionable

two potent marijuana cigarettes every evening

[ torque ]

wires placed in the brain can be used to stimulate neurons as well as to destroy them

[ force of gravity ]

two armed men with top hats

the hammerhead shark just shat a bicycle!

what is the maximum height to which water can be sucked up a straw?

[ absolute ]