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In July 2015, The Irish Examinernewspaper published an article ridiculing British county flags. http://www.irishexaminer.com/examviral/real-life/is-your-county- flag-one-of-the-20-most-bonkers-in-the-uk-341227.html (The full text is repeated below). Presumably this was intended to be satirical but it seemed to glory in ignorance and served only to misinform. We can take a joke but it had worn a little thin by the 5th paragraph. Since the journal offered no evident means of reply on any public forum, a response follows here. So what was the point of this article? Limp satire? Gratuitous criticism? Why exactly are our county flags “bonkers”? Are you just unfamiliar with the provenance of the designs? What is that you object to, the fact that our flags exhibit more creativity than a few coloured stripes? You also imply that novelty is worthy of disdain; “cobbled together in the last ten years”. Perhaps rather than “cobbled together” our flags have been carefully crafted after extensive research, which you admit that you did not do before cobbling together your article; “Nope, we don’t know why there are scallops and waves on their flag either.”... maybe you could have found out, https://britishcountyflags.wordpress.com/…/bedfordshire-fl…/ ? Or are you just opposed to the idea of county flags in general? If so why? Numerous countries on Earth include flags at various levels of territorial division; every Swiss Canton and each commune or district within bears its own flag; a similar condition applies in the Netherlands, Ecuador, Papua New Guinea, the Czech Republic. Why should our counties not also mark themselves out with distinctive flags? West Riding’s flag features a “Rose-en-Soleil” device, combining a sun and a rose. First used by Richard II this emblem of 600 years standing appeared on the arms of the former West Riding Council; its inclusion on the local flag was an obvious continuation of an established local tradition. Most people feel it is an eye-catching and impressive design that stands out. The sun and rose emblem is both distinct and locally meaningful consult any guide to flag design e.g. http://www.flaginstitute.org/…/Flag_Design_Commission_Repor…
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Page 1: Response to the Irish Examiner - July 2015

In July 2015, “The Irish Examiner” newspaper published an article

ridiculing British county flags.

http://www.irishexaminer.com/examviral/real-life/is-your-county-

flag-one-of-the-20-most-bonkers-in-the-uk-341227.html

(The full text is repeated below).

Presumably this was intended to be satirical but it seemed to glory in ignorance and served only to misinform. We can take a joke but it had worn a little thin by the 5th paragraph. Since the journal offered no evident means of reply on any public forum, a response follows here.

So what was the point of this article? Limp satire? Gratuitous criticism? Why exactly are our county flags “bonkers”? Are you just unfamiliar with the provenance of the designs? What is that you object to, the fact that our flags exhibit more creativity than a few coloured stripes? You also imply that novelty is worthy of disdain; “cobbled together in the last ten years”. Perhaps rather than “cobbled together” our flags have been carefully crafted after extensive research, which you admit that you did not do before cobbling together your article; “Nope, we don’t know why there are scallops and waves on their flag either.”... maybe you could have found out, https://britishcountyflags.wordpress.com/…/bedfordshire-fl…/ ?

Or are you just opposed to the idea of county flags in general? If so why? Numerous countries on Earth include flags at various levels of territorial division; every Swiss Canton and each commune or district within bears its own flag; a similar condition applies in the Netherlands, Ecuador, Papua New Guinea, the Czech Republic. Why should our counties not also mark themselves out with distinctive flags?

West Riding’s flag features a “Rose-en-Soleil” device, combining a sun and a rose. First used by Richard II this emblem of 600 years standing appeared on the arms of the former West Riding Council; its inclusion on the local flag was an obvious continuation of an established local tradition. Most people feel it is an eye-catching and impressive design that stands out. The sun and rose emblem is both distinct and locally meaningful – consult any guide to flag design e.g. http://www.flaginstitute.org/…/Flag_Design_Commission_Repor…

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or https://portlandflag.files.wordpress.com/…/2013_gfbf_final_… and you’ll find that distinctiveness is a desirable trait in a flag.

Road markings and turbo ramps in kart-racing videogames are twentieth century creations, THEY resemble the arms of Iestyn Ap Gwrgant created in the middle ages, some seven hundred years ago. You may be more familiar with the former items that you mention but that is not a reason, not to utilise this ancient local design as the Glamorgan flag. It has appeared on the arms of many local councils and sporting bodies, including the arms of the capital city, where the Welsh dragon proudly wields the Iestyn banner. Rather than being “bizarre” this flag is imbued with ancient local heritage and is entirely apt.

The ermine bend on Norfolk’s flag reflects the association of its first earl with Brittany, this Celtic land today still proudly bears an ermine pattern on its national flag. Perhaps you have also notified the people there of your dislike for their ancient tradition?

Westmorland has never ceased to be a county, what makes you think it has? There is no Westmorland County Council but the county existed for about 700 years without a local council and continues to exist today. Our counties are not defined by local administrations, a point asserted in 1974 by a government official “The new county boundaries are administrative areas, and will not alter the traditional boundaries of counties, nor is it intended that the loyalties of people living in them will change despite the different names adopted by the new administrative counties.” See the foot of the page here https://britishcountyflags.wordpress.com/ for further confirmations of this fact. You may also like to see http://www.quadhurst.co.uk/aboutthiscountiesmap.html to get better acquainted with the facts. Oh and by the way the “apparent reason” why there is a stylised apple tree on the county flag is that it represents the county town of Appleby – it’s all here https://britishcountyflags.wordpress.com/…/westmorland-flag/

In his 17th century poem on the Battle of Agincourt, Michael Drayton relates that the men of Merioneth bore a banner with “three goats dancing ‘gainst a rising sun”. This six hundred year old theme was used in the seal and subsequent arms, used by the local council in Merioneth and with this centuries long association, naturally features again as the county flag. Do you really find the flag unattractive? Most people think

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it’s beautiful. It is also locally relevant and utterly distinct. What is bonkers about that?

Worcestershire has a proud fruit producing heritage, long symbolised on various local arms and now its flag. Why not? Should the county not be proud of its distinctive black pear variety? Do you find pears inherently humorous? What could possibly be more appropriate?

Considering the precepts of good flag design outlined in the above guides what would you have recommended instead? Take a look at the state flags in the USA by comparison and you’ll find that most of them are dire – utterly indistinguishable and generally comprised of tiny complex seals on bed sheets. Few are memorable and most will not stir the soul. Our flags generally comply with the recommendations – they are bright, cheerful, thoughtful. You may find them bizarre, we fly them with pride.

http://www.irishexaminer.com/examviral/real-life/is-your-county-

flag-one-of-the-20-most-bonkers-in-the-uk-341227.html

Is your county flag one of the 20 most

bonkers in the UK?

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Tuesday, July 07, 2015

Did you know your county even had a flag? Chances are it’s got some odd things on it…

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If you’re going to a music festival this summer – or even just watching one on TV – chances

are you’ll spot at least a few crazy-looking flags in the crowd. And you might be surprised to

learn that (smiley faces and images of Bob Marley aside) a lot of these are genuine flags

belonging to the historic counties of the UK.

But unless you live somewhere like Cornwall, Yorkshire or Essex (who’ve flown their flags

proudly for centuries) you probably don’t know your own county flag. That’s because: a)

most of them have been cobbled together in the last 10 years, and b) the majority are plain

bizarre.

Here’s a run-down of some of the most *ahem* inventive county flag designs in Britain.

20. West Riding of Yorkshire

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(Wikimedia Commons)

There’s one flag for the whole of Yorkshire, and others for each of the Ridings. All of them

feature white roses. The West Riding, however, is the only one that found it necessary to set

their white rose ON FIRE.

19. Glamorgan

(Wikimedia Commons)

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Sorry Glamorgan, but your historic flag looks like road markings. Actually, no – it looks like

a turbo ramp in a kart-racing videogame.

18. Norfolk

(Wikimedia Commons)

Norfolk had a lovely banner of gold and black with a white bar. Until some bloody bird

walked over the white paint!

17. Outer Hebrides (Comhairle nan Eilean Siar)

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(Wikimedia Commons)

The Western Isles have clearly tried to flag up their proud maritime history (even if it is a

millennium out of date now). Unfortunately guys, all your boats look beached.

16. Cheshire

(Wikimedia Commons)

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Cheshire: fighting off ferocious hay bales since 980 AD. That or they’ve got a woeful grasp

of appropriate agricultural implements.

15. Bedfordshire

(Wikimedia Commons)

Y’know, Bedfordshire? Landlocked county. Its towns include Luton, Flitwick, Dunstable…

Nope, we don’t know why there are scallops and waves on their flag either.

14. Huntingdonshire

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(Wikimedia Commons)

Got the horn? Because Huntingdonshire’s flag has. (It’s a hunting horn – geddit?) All topped

off with a lovely – albeit totally unnecessary – golden bow.

13. Isle of Wight

(Wikimedia Commons)

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Is it just us or does the Isle of Wight’s flag look like a crappy nautical rip-off of Space

Invaders?

12. Shropshire

(Wikimedia Commons)

Shropshire treasures its local wildlife – especially its leopards. Or are they jaguars? Either

way they’re not native to Shropshire!

11. Surrey

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(Wikimedia Commons)

If you’re looking for a psychedelic board to play draughts on, Surrey’s flag is for you.

10. Wiltshire

(Wikimedia Commons)

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Know what that bird is? It’s a great bustard. They’re native to Wiltshire. Incidentally, the test

for being a true Wiltshire local is being able to discuss bustards without resorting to slightly

rude puns.

9. Worcestershire

(Wikimedia Commons)

You know what Worcestershire are really proud of? The beautiful silhouettes of their local

pears.

8. Hertfordshire

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(Wikimedia Commons)

As well as the award for “campest stag”, Hertfordshire also picked up the gong in the “say

what you see” category. You see it’s a male deer (or “hart”, in olden-day speak) over some

blue wavy lines (perhaps a “ford”, if you will). Outside the box this is not.

7. Tyne and Wear

(Wikimedia Commons)

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Rather than a traditional flag, folks in the North East designed a campaign poster against the

perils of climate change. Perhaps now the world will sit up and take note?!

6. Nottinghamshire

(Wikimedia Commons)

The flag-designers of Nottinghamshire were scratching their heads trying to think of anything

non-fictional that symbolised the county. And then just went for Robin Hood anyway.

5. Angus

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(Wikimedia Commons)

So Angus got greedy. Here’s how we imagine their conversation with the Flag Institute

went…

Angus: So we want a cheeky red lion with a blue tongue and a crown. And a heart – and that

has to have a crown too. And a golden flower that looks like it’s melted a bit. And three gold

steering wheels with spiky bits. And a blue and white starting line. And two… no, THREE

stars!

Flag Institute: You think you’ve got room for all that?

Angus: Yeah sure, why not?

Flag Institute: OK, then.

Angus: Cool.

4. Westmorland

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(Wikimedia Commons)

This flag is Westmorland’s two fingers to the fact they’re not really a county any more (just

the southern half of Cumbria). For no apparent reason, it features the whomping willow from

Harry Potter, but with badass pine cone fists. Oh, and it’s shooting golden bombs all over the

place. Take that Cumbria!

3. Buckinghamshire

(Wikimedia Commons)

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Just taking my pet swan for a walk with this golden chain. Standard Sunday afternoon in

Buckinghamshire…

2. Warwickshire

(Wikimedia Commons)

Is this what springs to mind when you think “Warwickshire”? It looks like a weirdly hairless

polar bear, muzzled and chained to an entirely white tree by a golden chain. What it’s doing

to the tree, we don’t care to guess.

1. Merionethshire

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(Wikimedia Commons)

And finally, the historic Welsh county of Merionethshire have gone with an imagining of

what a hillside of goats getting struck by a meteor might look like.

Well done, Merionethshire! You win most bonkers county flag in Britain!


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