Rick and Morty - The Whole Nine Hours

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The Whole Nine Hours

By

Javier TorregrosaWith Contributions by Nicolas Torregrosa

Based on a Story byJustin Roiland & Dan Harmon

February 2016 (c) [email protected]



INT. SMITH’S GARAGE - DAY

MORTY walks in, slightly startles RICK.

Rick sets down a soldering iron.

MORTY

Hey Rick, what you up to?

Rick watches a 3D monitor of another RICK2 in the garage.

RICK(Whispers)

Shhh Morty, come here.

MORTYNot again Rick. Are you spying onother Ricks?

RICK

Morty, would I do such a thing?

MORTYYeah.

RICKStop asking stupid questions andstand next to me.

Rick grabs his portal gun, waits, then sees RICK2 walkoutside the garage.

Rick uses his PORTAL GUN, opens a portal into Rick2’sgarage, then uses his hand to retrieve a gadget from Rick2’sworktop.

The portal closes.

Rick punches Morty’s shoulder, then holds Morty close tohim.

MORTYAh!

RICK

(Whispers)Shhh.

Rick looks at another monitor, that displays life signs.

Only Morty’s life signal displays, masking Rick’s life.

At the same time, Rick2 looks at his monitor, flicks aswitch, changing channels.



2.

A relieved Rick sets the gadget on the worktop.

MORTYWhy are you stealing from otherRicks?

Rick attaches the stolen gadget to a DEVICE already on hisworktop.

RICKYou can’t steal from yourselfMorty, it’s working smart,borrowing.

Rick picks up the enlarged device, points to his half.

RICKI made this half, he made the otherhalf. Why waste a day making this

when I can just work half the timeand get the same results?

MORTY(Ponders)

Ahhh, you’re right Rick, I neverthought of it like that.

RICKCheers Morty for the positivefeedback *burp*.

MORTY

Won’t the other Rick find you?

Rick puts the device into his side pocket.

He pulls down a screen, points to the display.

RICKAll Ricks use a radioisotope totrack their work. I used you tomask the element, disguising me andthe gadget.

MORTYOh ok. Mom said to see if youwanted lunch?

Rick looks at his analog watch. It’s stopped at THREEO’CLOCK.



3.

RICKWhy would I? *burp* It’s threeo’clock.

MORTYRick, it’s twelve noon. Are you

coming or not?

RICKOne moment.

Rick presses a RED BUTTON, the ground opens up, a strangedamaged SPACESHIP rises up.

RICKBallsacks! What the fuck is goingon?

Rick points to the ship.

RICKI told you never to go for midnightjoyrides you little shit. Where’smy ship Morty?!

MORTYDon’t call me that, how would Iknow? I never know what you get upto during the night, I’ve gotschool, remember?

RICK

School is for losers.

Rick opens the door of the spaceship. Cans, bottles,paraphernalia fall out.

RICKYou coming Morty? We’ll get pizzaon the way.

MORTYSure.

They enter the ship.

INT. STRANGE SPACESHIP - DAY

A PHOTO of Rick and a mystery RED HEAD, sits on thedashboard.



4.

RICKWho the fuck is this?

Morty crosses his arms.

MORTY

You owe me an apology.

RICKWhat?

MORTYYou accused me of stealing yourcar!

RICKJesus Christ I’m sorry. You reallyneed to work on what’s importantMorty. Un-wedgie your ass crack

and chill.

Rick pulls his sleeve back, presses his watch phone.

RICKCar, where are you?

INT. RICK’S SPACECAR - DAY

The car’s dashboard’s computer sensors turn on. A RED LIGHTflashes.

CARHello Rick, I am where you left me.


RICKYou little shit. Where the fuckare you?


CARYou know I cannot reveal mylocation. You’ve stated many timesyou’re a genius, you don’t need toask, you know.



5.

RICK (O.S.)Listen fuckwit, I got wasted lastnight and can’t remember. You knowwhere this signal is comingfrom. Come here.

The car’s MONITOR displays Rick’s voice wave, alongside aPOLYGRAPH.

The word ANALYZING flashes.

A few moment’s later.

RESULT: GOVERNMENT HELD

CARRick, I’m unable to leave, you knowthis.


RICKYou dumb excuse for an operatingsystem, you’re not fucking *burp*Windows. When I get a hold of you,I’m going to format your drive and-

Rick’s CAR hangs up on him.

RICKYou bastard! Now I’m really going

to do it.

Rick closes the door.

RICKSpaceship, on.

Nothing happens, he shakes his head.

RICKGreat, not even voiceactivated. Must be a Ford.

INT. SMITH’S LIVING ROOM - DAY

SUMMER sits on the couch watching television. She flickschannels.

BETH and JERRY stand at the door.



6.

BETHWhen you see your grandpa andMorty, tell them their lunch is inthe oven.

SUMMER

Okay.

JERRYWe’ll be back after midnight.

SUMMEROkay.

JERRYAren’t you curious where we’regoing?

SUMMER

Not really. Just don’t wake mewhen you’re back.

Beth opens the front door.

BETHLet’s go Jerry. Don’t stay up toolate sweetie.

SUMMEROkay.

JERRY

(To Beth)Yes hunny. It’s going to be onemagical day.

Beth and Jerry leave.

Summer stops changing channels.

SUMMERWhat the fuck!?

An advert comes on, Rick and Morty stand in a queue outsidea PIZZA place.

Summer grabs the GALAXY PHONE from behind the couch seatcushions.



7.

INT. TELEVISION, ADVERT - NIGHT

A MAN whose chin’s so large he uses a wheelbarrow to helpwalk, looks into the camera.

CHIN CHINNYI’m Chin Chinny here to tell you

I’ve got the best pizza’s in thegalaxy, no the universe! I’ve gotthin pizzas, large, square, greasy,cold, hot, and old pizzas. We’vegot all different types here!

Chin Chinny walks towards a massive queue of ALIENS outsidehis PIZZERIA.

A sign on the ground states, ’Soup of the day = BEER’.

EXT. CHIN CHINNY’S PIZZERIA - NIGHT

He approaches Rick and Morty who stand at the front.

A SIGN FLASHES

SIGN: CONGRATULATIONS / Three Hour Wait

CHIN CHINNYHello sir, out of all pizzarestaurants, takeaways, and frozenshit, why did you pick us?

RICK

I’m not here for the quality ifthat’s what you’re angling for,you’re the cheapest. Also, if Ifind one fly on any slice, I getthe pizza for free. Just look atthis place.

Rick jesters towards the restaurants poor hygienestandards. Dead flies litter the inside of the windowsill.

INT. CHIN CHINNY’S PIZZERIA - NIGHT

A FLY stands on it’s hind legs, knocks on the closedwindow. It struggles for breath.

FLY(Erratic)

Help me! Can’t breath. Atesomething really bad. Oh my godthis place is a death trap.



8.


RICKThere’s a good chance pizza’s onyou! *burp*

Rick’s phone rings.

RICKHold on.

(He answers)Hello?

INT. SMITH’S LIVING ROOM - DAY

SUMMERRick, did you know you’re in anadvert.


RICKAn advert? *burp* What the hell!

(Looks to the camera)Aids!

He hangs up.

Chin Chinny grins for the camera, brings out a pad ofVOUCHERS.

CHIN CHINNYSir, with this voucher you’llreceive-

RICK(To Chin Chinny)

Not interested, I’ve lost myappetite. *burp*

He walks off.

RICKCome on Morty let’s go. Can’t letthe government know I was here.

MORTYAw Rick, we’re at the front of thequeue, I’m really hungry.



9.

RICKI’ve got Pop-Tarts in the car,let’s go.

MORTYYou’ve had Pop-Tarts all along?

EXT. FUNFAIR - EVENING

Jerry’s hands cover Beth’s eyes.

JERRYAlmost there.

BETHJerry I know where we are.

JERRY

You do?

BETHI hear screams of teenagers onrides with questionable health andsafety records.

Jerry uncovers Beth’s eyes.

JERRYSurprise!

Beth looks around, stoned-faced.

JERRY(Unsure)

Surprise honey, remember thisplace? It’s where I took you onour first date.

BETHI remember. There’s a five starrestaurant here?

JERRYEm no. It’s just rides, popcorn,over sized toys.



10.


Rick flies over a heavily built up city.

The place looks like an overly political correctcivilization on overdrive.

MORTYRick, what is this place?

RICKIt’s like having to wear protectionto use a bouncy castle, politicallycorrect madness oncocaine. Pointless.

All the ALIENS are in wheelchairs.

MORTY

Why are we here?

RICKFree samples! Jiblets,concentrated rectumcraniumjuice. *burp* Taste fucking greaton pancakes.

As Rick flies up the main street, the crowds of ALIENSheavily build up.

All the Aliens are CYCLOPS who use WHEELCHAIRS due to theirbalance disorder.

MORTYLooks pretty busy, are you surethey’ll be any free samples left?

RICKI fucking hate queues. Lazybastards, sitting there allpompous, look at me roll.

*burp* Fuckers.

Rick flies past a DISABLE BAY, marked by a symbol of a HUMANstanding up, located near the front of a HUGE WAREHOUSE.

He stops, hovers over the front of the queue, the ALIENSlook up, panic, jump out of their wheelchairs, some crash tothe ground.

Rick lands on top of some unlucky Alien’s legs crushed underthe impact.



11.

RICKJiblets!

MORTYMaybe you should let me drive Rick.

RICK

Maybe you should shut your fuckingmouth.

EXT. MAIN STREET - DAY

Rick steps out of the spaceship.

He sees a lot of ANGRY FACES.

Grabs his gun, slowly takes it out.

RICK

We don’t want any heroes, don’tcome any closer or else someone’sgetting a flat tire. And with somany of you fuckers, your autorepair service I know just sucksass. *burp*

The Aliens retreat, roll back a few yards.

MORTYWe’re sorry, please don’t kill us.

Rick puts his gun back, drinks from his flask.

RICK(Dismissive)

No we’re not. *burp*

MORTYRick!

Rick turns around, ready to enter the WAREHOUSE.

RICKWhatever he says.

MORTYOne of these days Rick these aliensaren’t going to be so forgiving.

RICKBunch of pussies.

Rick points to the sky.



12.

RICKWord of warning, this planet’secosystem is weird. Mother naturehere just wants to look after herpeople. Fruit loop.

MORTYI don’t understand.

RICKI didn’t expect you to. Just don’tthink of things you want. Onlythings you need.

MORTYLike what?

RICKFor example, grandpa wants a red

head.

A RED HEAD falls from the sky, dies instantly in front ofthem.

MORTYWhat the?! This is terrible. Thatpoor lady.

RICKRelax Morty, this planet’sdangerous. Never think what youwant.

MORTYWhy would mother nature dothis? It’s crazy!

RICKI guess it stops people indulgingin crap or something likethat. This planet’s a realbore. It’s like watching latenight television on CBS.

A CHILD stares at Rick and Morty. The Child’s MOTHER tellsoff her Child.

RINGET(To Son)

Don’t stare it’s rude.



13.

BOBBATCHALETSI’ve never seen walkies before.

RINGETDon’t call them that, they’rewheelchair challenged.

Rick and Morty stand at the front of the queue.

His car giving them space between themselves and the rest ofthe Aliens.

An ALIEN, SANKIE, stands guard at the front of the entrance.

Sankie, looks like a round green reptilian with a flatulenceproblem. Every time it farts, like a slug, leaves behind aspongy trail.

EXT. FUNFAIR - EVENING

Jerry has again covered Beth’s eyes.

They stand outside two queues that are side by side.

One queue leads to the TUNNEL OF LOVE.

The other queue takes them on the HOUSE OF HORRORS.

JERRYYou’re going to love this.

(Laughs giddily)

With a hand on her hip, stuff toy under the other arm.

BETH(Nonplussed)

Really.

A freaky looking WITCH covered in warts, stands at theentrance of the Tunnel of Love.

A cute BLONDE wearing a red dress, holding roses, stands atthe entrance of the House of Horrors.

The CROWD hides the Witch. She jumps out, arms up aloft,cackles at Jerry.

WITCHArgh, you look tasty.



14.

JERRYOh my goodness.

Distracted, he takes Beth down the House of Horrors queue.

EXT. WAREHOUSE - DAY

Sankie ushers Rick and Morty inside.

RICKWubba lubba dub dub!

INT. WAREHOUSE - DAY

The number of ALIENS inside outnumbers the huge queueoutside.

RICKAw shit.

MORTY(Sighs)

Oh Jesus not again.

RICK(Angry)

I fucking hate fucking queues.

INT. HOUSE OF HORRORS, CORRIDOR - NIGHT

Jerry lifts his hands.

JERRYSurprise honey.

Beth looks down the dark corridor poorly lit by candles andmoonlight.

Water droplets splashes into a puddle in the distance,echos, breaks the eerie silence.

BETHFor what? What is this suppose tobe, a joke?

JERRYDon’t you remember, this is thefirst ride we tried.



15.

BETHIt was the tunnel of love you dope.

Beth walks ahead.

BETH

Come on.

Jerry looks around, screams emanate from a room next tohim. The door shakes, picture window rattles.

JERRYMaybe we should go back?

He looks back, a GROUP OF TEENAGERS gawk at Jerry.

He scurries after Beth.

JERRY

Wait up honey.

INT. WAREHOUSE - DAY

An ALIEN with multiple arms and legs ushers Rick and Mortyto the counter.

BRASHINJER DINGBELLSNext!

Everything the Alien touches leaves a sticky black ink mark.

Her white counter no longer shows.

She lifts a piece of paper that’s stuck down.

BRASHINJER DINGBELLSFill this in. This lets us knowyou’ve read the terms andconditions, and that you’re fullyaware this free sample may causeblindness, irritable bowelsyndrome, alopecia, eczema, andlong periods of blackouts.

Rick fills in the form.

MORTYShould you be filling that in?

RICKOut here you don’t askquestions. You just do.



16.

Rick hands back the form.

Brashinjer Dingbells stamps the form, then pushes over ahuge pile of JIBLET JUICE.

RICK

*burp* Thanks.

BRASHINJER DINGBELLSEnjoy and please come back again,normal price three ninety ninesmegs.

INT. HOUSE OF HORRORS, CORRIDOR - NIGHT

At the end of the corridor an ARROW points to an open door,to the right.

BETHCome on Jerry, lets get this overand done with.

JERRYOh I don’t know, should we befollowing these arrows? You don’tknow the trap it’s leading us into.

Jerry looks the other direction.

An inverted mirror reflects a sinister Jerry back, elongatedhead, eyebrows, eyes, and nose all pointy.

Mouth revealing sharp pointy teeth.

Sinister laughs echoes from the mirror.

JERRYAhh, stop leaving me behind Beth.

INT. HOUSE OF HORRORS, ROOM A - NIGHT

A MANNEQUIN falls from the ceiling.

Jerry hides behind Beth.

JERRYWatch out!

A stone-faced Beth turns to Jerry.



17.

BETHReally? You know these placesaren’t designed to kill you.

JERRYWhy do they have to make them lookso realistic?!

Beth rolls her eyes, shakes her head.

BETHIt doesn’t have a face, just a fewlimbs you doughnut.

Beth walks on, arms folded.

INT. HOUSE OF HORRORS, ROOM B - NIGHT

A dark room, cobwebs fill the room. Moonlight breaks

through.

Ivory keys played slowly, chills the air with it’s eeriesound. (Think Aphex Twin - Drukqs - Gwethy Mernans)

The floorboards creak.

A GHOST drifts across their path, from the wall to thewindow on the other side.

Jerry hides behind Beth.

JERRYOh my god, I don’t know how muchmore I can take of this.

BETHGet a grip Jerry, grow some ballswill you. It’s only 3D tech. GodI wish you had a spine.

JERRYWhere’s the exit?

BETH

We’ve been here for fiveminutes. Give it another tenfifteen.

Beth sees a faint light from the open door across the room.

She walks over the uneven surface.

Jerry creeps behind.



18.

An extremely UGLY MAN, sits on a chair next to the exit,bored, bolts up once he sees Beth.

Jerry screams like a girl.

BETHRelax Jerry, he’s just really ugly.

Jerry laughs it off.

JERRYI know that, I’m not scared.

The Ugly Man pulls on a rope.

A wardrobe’s doors open, a TEENAGER dressed as a ZOMBIEkisses a TEENAGE GIRL, they’re both covered in blood,suddenly realize they’ve got to work.

The Teenage Girl screams, falls to the ground.

The Zombie groans, stumbles towards Jerry.

JERRYAh! Beth wait up!

INT. MYSTERY SPACESHIP - NIGHT

Every corner of the spaceship contains the Jiblet Juice.

Morty’s pushed up against the windscreen.

MORTYWhere are we going now?

Rick veers the ship to the right.

RICKThe zoo. We need Pango vomit toreally make this juice zing. *burp*

EXT. ZOO, CORRIDOR - DAY

Rick and Morty both carry Jiblet Juice with them as theywalk past VARIOUS ENCLOSURES that contain ALIENS from allover the universe.

They walk past two small windows that peer into anenclosure. A ’PLUS’ SYMBOL displays between the windows, an’EQUALS’ SYMBOL leads onto another window, twice the size ofthe previous two windows.



19.

MORTYWow, this place is amazing.

RICKYou’ve not seen nothing yet. Waituntil you see these Pangos.

A sign hangs on the wall ’LOST ALIEN’.

As Rick walks past, pulls out a stamp, then stamps ’FOUND’.

EXT. ZOO, HUMAN ENCLOSURE - DAY

Morty stops abruptly.

MORTYRick, what’s going on? There’shumans in there.

A nonchalant Rick continues to walk.

RICKIt’s rude to stare Morty, you’llonly set them off.

Rick BURPS an extra loud and long one.

MORTYRick, we got to help them.

RICK

Intergalactic politics, you know Ihate fucking politics. This zoowould only kidnap another family.

A sensor scans the faces of the HUMANS.

A warning sign flashes: ANGER

A tiny ROBOT rolls out from within a wall.

It rolls up to the Anger sign, unscrews the BLUE light bulb,replaces it with a RED light bulb, then sticks on a letter Din front of the sign to signal:

DANGER

The Robot turns to Morty, points away from the enclosure.

ROBOTDanger danger, please continue onwith your visit.



20.

INT. ZOO, HUMAN ENCLOSURE - DAY

BILL and SARAH, their children, BOBBY and JILL, all bash thesoundproof window.

The family all shout.

BILL(Hysterical)

Help us!

SARAHPlease help! Don’t leave usbehind!

BOBBYHelp!

JILL

Help!

SHUTTERS slam down.

EXT. ZOO, PANGO ENCLOSURE - DAY

Rick and Morty stop outside the PANGO enclosure.

Rick’s SPACECAR sits inside, crashed into a wall.

Various other ALIENS occupy the open enclosure.

STROBE LIGHTS, a DJ, FLOATING PLANTS, and a BAR decorate theenclosure.

RICK(To Morty)

Word of warning, these Pangos don’ttake no for an answer, just go withit.

MORTYWhat?

RICKThe word doesn’t exist in theirvocabulary, and they’re the partyaliens of the universe. You mayoffend them.

MORTYI’m not in the mood to party Rick.



21.

RICKThey may kill you Morty, just gowith it *burp*. Let’s fuckingparty!

INT. ZOO, PANGO ENCLOSURE - DAY

Rick walks over to a PANGO. It’s looks like a cuddly koalabear with itchy balls, and a nervous disposition.

RICKHey mochacho where’s the freaks at?

The Pango nervously looks away.

PANGOThey’re here, in the partysanctuary!

The Pango goes off to dance, finds a corner to look at,dances awkwardly.

RICKFucking freak.

Rick sees his car, crashed into a wall.

RICKThere you are you little shit.

He looks at the engine.

RICKYou must be out of your mind.

The engine’s damaged from the impact.

RICKCar I’m here, open up.

SPACECARNo you’re not.

RICK

Haven’t got time for thisshit. Wubba lubba dub dub, let’sparty!

MORTYRick maybe we shouldn’t be doingthis, remember you couldn’tremember?



22.

RICKQuite a paradox Morty.

Rick sets the Jiblet Juice down, takes out his device, pourssome juice into it.

He sits down, aims the device into his eye.

MORTYWhat you doing Rick? Doesn’t thatstuff cause blindness andblackouts?

RICKWhat are you my mom? This deviceconverts any substance into light,for easy consumption.

Rick’s about to press the button, Morty slaps it out of hishand.

MORTYNo!

Laser light flashes throughout the enclosure, Rick and Mortyduck as the light bounces off walls, kills all the ALIENS.

Before it crashs into Rick’s spacecar, burns it to ASHES.

RICKJesus Morty, look what you’vedone. Do you realize how long ittook me to build that car? You’vecost me a month’s labor when itwould have taken me one hour tofix.

MORTYI done? You’re the one who triedto decapitate himself. You’ll onlysteal another car.

RICKAs usual you’ve got it wrongagain. That light turns deadly if

it refracts Morty refracts! Oncethe light bends, it’s constantstate changes, mixed in with allthese strobe lights, multiplesources of various energy levels ofatoms, therefore changing a qualityparty drug into a deadly laser.

A PORTAL opens up.



23.

A golf ball flies through, knock’s Rick out cold.

Morty hides.

Rick2 comes through, grabs the DEVICE.

RICK2

Fucker, I’m taking back what’smine.

Rick2 kicks Rick.

RICK2Lick lick lick my balls!

Rick2 disappears back through the portal.

Then a moment later, his head pops back.

RICK2

And that’s the wwwwwwaaaaaay thenews goes!

THE END

CREDITS ROLL

INT. HOUSE OF HORRORS, LAST ROOM - NIGHT

Jerry and Beth see the exit on the far side of the room.

JERRYThere Beth, the exit, almost there!

BETHYou’re treating this like anordeal.

A coffin rests center of the room.

Jerry steps on floorboard that recedes deeper into theground. The coffin’s lid lifts up.

An EERIE MOAN reverberates, arms wrapped in white bandages

slowly rise.

The MUMMY sits up.

JERRY(Laughs)

That’s the worst vampire costumeI’ve ever seen!



24.

BETH(Laughs)

It’s a mummy you doughnut.

They continue to laugh as they exit.

The Mummy slumps in the coffin, takes out a cigarette, dropsthe lighter, he pats himself down, avoids a fire.

He throws the cigarette.

It falls into some rubbish.

EXT. HOUSE OF HORRORS - NIGHT

Jerry and Beth hold hands as they continue to laugh.

The House of Horrors goes up in flames in the background.

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