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- HOW TO USE YOUR KIT ITEMS Some parts of this kit can be personalized. The student body card, th food service card, the stacks pass, the alumni card, the identificatio badge, and the diploma provide spaces variously for name, shlder number, etc.

The two window stickers are printed on transparent material. Bath e designed to be read from the outside of you vehicle. The larger icker goes an the inside of the back window of your car. The smaller

slicker goes on the inside of a side or front window of your car. Make Sure the areas of placement are clean and dry. Follow your state laws in determining their display: do not place these stick= so that they

On the diploma, enter the name of the lucky graduate on the line by typewriter or by

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from the rest of the folder. using a straight edge, cut along the Scare holding the left flap to the rest of the folder, removing the flap. Your folder will still close, storing the rest of the kit. See the left-hand flap loor further instructions.

The diploma frame encloses i ts own instructions for preparation. Attaching the frame to the diploma by tape may damage the diploma border if the frame is later removed.

The bumper sticker is printed on opaque material. It may be put on B ear bumper, a locker, a wall, a notebook, 01 ocher smooth surface which is clean and free of m, grease, etc. The sticker is designed to pull away when you tire of it, but remember that the environment can change the mowrty of the sticker material over time.

)struct your vision when driving. Should you tire of a sti‘

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"Some graduation!" you grumble to yourself as you dodge the green tentacles with practiced euse. But what did you expect? You enrolled in mysterious Miskatonic University, an institution created by the internahonall famous horror writer, H.P. Lovecraft. As proof. you clutch a diploma and a bundle of souvenir:

In his stones, Lovecraft imagined a handful of scholars and investigators burdened with knowledge of othei dimensions and perilous entities, which the rest of the world could not comprehend. Bizarre evidence, ancient writing, and obscure coincidence gave weight to the threat of catastrophe. Only those few recognized the do01 that threatened the world.

Since Lovecraft wrote, Miskatonic U. has survived, thrived, and grown famous. Tales are still written about it; films are set there. You can enroll today. Enrollment takes only a few seconds, and you can graduate soon as you put your name on the enclosed diploma. Join the cornmunit- I What You Get

I Course Catalog from Miskatonic's School of Medieval Metaphysics, explaining enrollment and graduation procedures and individually describing more than 160 classes within the School. Presentation Diploma awarding you in Latin a Bachelor of Arts degree in Medieval Metaphysics from Miskatonic University. School colors on nice paper. Type in your name, and frame the nifty results. Student Body Card with space for your picture as well as your name and other information. Restricted Stacks library pass. Parking Sticker for Omega lot, preserve of the School of Medieval Metaphysics. School Map place mat souvenir shows Lower and Upper Campuses. Bumper Sticker for the university, complete with a Fighting Cephalopod, the university mascot. (GO 'Pods!, Notepaper from Pickman Hall, handy for short messages or complex formulae. BUT WAIT, THERE'S M O R E a "Hi, my naxe is.. ." badge for the School's annual Conventicle, a cafeteria card for Herbert West Memorial Cafeteria, a bar association card, etc.

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NAME SIGNATURE Bearer agrees to absolve School and University of all damages real or potential arlslng lrom improper us0 01 this card. Bearer must concurrently display Mlskatonic Student Body Card to establish identity. (slgned) Office of the A ~ ~ l s t a n t Dean lor School Security.

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nuW TO PREPARE YOun CARDS: First, fill out the information requested on each card: your name, your signature, your date of birth. your student number, etc. (Your student number is any number between 10001 and 19999, your choice.) Typewritten entries look more official, but hand-printed answers ace perfsctiyacoeptabie at Mskatonic U.

Next, separate the cards dong the perforated lines. Use scissors forneahess.

Then trim to size and giue down two photos of yourself, in the positions marked. Pictures can be obtainedquickiy from automatic photo machines in bus stations, amusemenk parks, etc.

For permanency and to make the items more impressive, laminate them in plastic.

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