1. How can i spell success without U? or C_TE? or _NIQ_E?ican't even have F_N or any good L_CK without U looks like I just can't S_RVIVE without U? 2. chand pe kali ghata chhati to hogi,sitaron ko muskarahat aati to hogi tum lakh chupao dunia se magar akele main tumhain apni shakal pe hansi aati to hogi. 3. whn u get dis sms send it 2 1 person u love,1 u hate,1 u always thnk of & 1 u wish 2 kill..now keep guessin y i sent it 2 U. 4. majnu ko laila ka sms nahin aya, majnu ne 3 din se khana nahi khaya majnu marne wala tha laila ke pyar main aur laila baithi thi sms free honeke intizar main. 5. i was waitin da nite to see da moon it didn't appear so i called da sky 2 ask where da moon is? It told me da moon is readin ur msg:) 6. dia hai upper waley ne mobile to itnee to kadar kia kero karo na karo call per her roz do char sms to kia kero 7. Yaad hai hum pehli baar kahan miley they...train ruki.......khidki khuli.......nazron se nazren mili .........aur app ne kaha ..........Allah ke naam pe dede BABA:-D 8. dil main aik shor sa ho rahah hai bina sms dil bor ho raha hai kaheen aisa to naheen aik piyara sa dost hum se door ho raha hai 9. Yeh tumhara SULAGTA hua JISM ...KAPKAPATAY HONT....LARKHARATI AAWAZ...THARTHARATA BADAN ...mujhe pehle se shuq tha ke tumhain MALARIA HAI..... 10. Teri aankain jhuki jhuki tera chehra khila khila jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila 11. TUSI bade hi gr8 ho, RASGULLE ki pl8 ho, PEPSI ka cr8 ho, ANDE ka oml8 ho, SMS KARNE ME bare le8 ho, JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho, KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...! 12. Mandir mein jaap karta hoon, Masjid mein adaab karta hoon, Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun , isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon 13. Child : - Mohit uncle mujhe na Bandar dekhna hai Mohit : - Beta vo abhi SMS padh raha hai. 14. Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai, gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai, tum kar do ek SMS yeh guzarish hai meri, tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai. 15. Jis mehfil mein hum khade ho jaaye , waha Haritik bhi jhukta hai , Kaho Na Pyaar Hai , Kya mooh dukhta hai 16. Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya , Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya , Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya 17. Kaun sa gham hai jo yeh haal bana rakha hai , na to makeup hai, na baalon ko sajaa rakha hai, aur khama-kha cherti rehti hai yeh rukhsaaron ko , Tum ne zulfon ko bohut sar pe chara rakha hai 18. Jis din se juda vo humse hue , is dil ne dharkna chor diya , hai chaand ka mooh bhi utra utra , taaro ne chamkna chor diya 19. Kon kehta hai dost ki tumse humari judaai hogi , yeh afwaah zaroor kissi dushman ne uraayi hogi , shaan se rahenge tumahre dil mein hum , itne dino mein kuch to jagah banayi hogi 20. Vo likhte hain humara naam mitti mein , aur mita dete hain, Unke liye ye khel hoga , magar hume to vo mitti mein mila dete hain... 21. Arz kiya hai..... , Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai , wah wah! wah wah! , Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai , khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai? , ha ha ha ha.....

22. You r my sweet SONA , I don't want u KHONA , I want a place in your heart's KONA , Otherwise i will start RONA , Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA 23. Jab i ne U se pyaar kiya , to night ko sleeping chor diya , tere face ki gentle beauty ne , mere kind heart ko phor diya 24. Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka , toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai , na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA , aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME ki kam nazar aati hai...!!! 25. Promise me we are true friends I am lamp you are light I am Coke you are Sprite I am Sawan you are badal I am Normal you are Pagal I am Water you are Tanki I am Tarzan you are Monkey 26. Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum , waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum , Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum , Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum... 27. Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai , Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai , Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai , Bandar jab pass hota hai 28. Apple kat ta hoon knife se , Paani peeta hoon pipe se , Kya zamana aaa gaya, Joote khata hoon wife se 29. na tum chat per atin , na main deewana hota , na tum patthar martin , na main kana hota 30. yeh kon sa jaam tum nay hamain piladiya, is sar phiray ka sara system hiladiya 31. meray marnay kay baad meray doston yun ansoo na bahana , agar yaad aye to seedhay upar chalay ana 32. Woh ladki kitni pyaari thi, jis ko aankh maari thi , Woh sendal kitni bhaari thi, jo us ney sar per maari thi 33. Shahrukh khan jo is dharti pey aya , hum to kya, khuda bi pashtaya 34. Aur bhi bohat si cheezin lut chuki hain dil k sath , yeh bataya doston ne ishq farmane k baad , isliye kamre ki aik aik cheez check karta hon , aik tere aney se pehle aur aik tere jane k baad 35. Kamaata nahin hun itni ke tujhe roze khilaoon , Aaati hai to aaa ja, ya kisi aur ko pataooon 36. ise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi , Jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi , Dil ne kaha khud kushi(sucide) kar le zalim , Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi 37. TERI JULF HAI YA ANDHERI RAAT KA SAAYA, TERI JULF HAI YA ANDHERI RAAT KA SAAYA , SAR MUNDWA LE TO SAVERA HO JAI. 38. Kaaash ke tere chehre par Chickenpox ke daag hote..... , Kaaash ke tere chehre par chickenpox ke daag hote..... , Chand to tu hai hi ..sitaare bhee saaath hote 39. Wo larayeee hi kya JISME DO CHAAR Gaaliyan na ho ..... , ARE Wo SASURAAL HI kya jahan koi Saali na ho!! 40. yeh degree bhi lelo ye naukari bhi lelo , Bhale Chheen lo mujhse US ka Visa , magar mujhko lauta do college ki canteen , vo kam chaay ka pani vo teeKha samosaa, college ki canteen me hum sab the raja, 41. kadi dhoop mein apne ghar se nikalnaa , vo project ki Khatir shahar bhar bhataknaa , vo lecture mein doston ki proxy lagaanaa , vo sar ko chidhanaa ,vo aeroplane udaanaa , vo submission ki raton ko jagnaa jagaanaa , vo orals ki khahani vo Lab-on ka kissaa.... 42. vo ladkiyon ka yuhin hamesha akadnaa , bhulaaye nahin bhool sakta hai koi , jivan ka ek atoot hissaa... , vo college ki yaaden, vo college ke din , koi to louta de mere college ke din........ 43. Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai, gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai, tum kar do ek SMS yeh guzarish hai meri, tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai. 44. Kya aankheiN hain aapki, kya baatein hain aapki.. us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai... , maano..."Shhhsss...KOI Hai" se bhoot nikal aaya hai....

45. Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de , tarap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de , Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna , Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de 46. Apun dono ki dosti ek dam jakkas bole tu...apun heera tum moti......apun sabzi tum roti...apun pani tum tanki....apun RAJA tum RANiii........ 47. dil main basa hai pyar tera , aankhon main basi hai tasweer teri , jab bhi aati hai yaad teri , hum dekhte hain,,, t0m & jerry hahahahaha.... 48. Good morning... Have u done two of the most important things when you Wakeup today? 1)Pray, so that u may live... 2)Take a bath-so that others may live too 49. chand per kaali ghata chathi hogi,staron ko muskarahat ati hogi,tum lakh chupao duniya say mager tumahein akalay mein appni shakal per hansi aati hogi:) 50. Mulk ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai, Bacche ki bhi ek zid hoti hai, Aur kitna intezar karu tere sms ka, arre yaar kanjusi ki bhi ek haad hoti hai. 51. Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai me, Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai me, hume mat dhundo duniya ki bhid me, hum milenge tumhe fir kisi, free SMS ki scheme me. 52. Gadha jo khaye wo Ghas ho tum, Buddhe ka Chyawanprash ho tum, Idiot stupid bakwas ho tum, Par jo bhi ho yar, Dost Jhakaas ho tum... 53. Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai, Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain... Aur kyo na ho... Khayi Bhi to 'HARI Mirchi...'-hai... 54. Kabhi badli hui takdir nazar ati hai, yado ki bas ek zanjir nazar ati hai , pade bhi to kya pade yaar- mujhe mobile me bhi teri tasveer nazar ati hai, 55. Shadi karna tha par kismat khuli nahi, TAJMAHAL Bana tha par MUMTAZ mili nahi, Ab kismat khuli, Shadi hue, ab TAJ banana chahta hu, par ye MUMTAZ marti nahi! 56. Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo, Pyar nahi to Shikayat hi kiya karo, Itna bhi gair na samjho ki baat hi na kiya karo, Phone nahi to SMS hi kiya karo.... 57. Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi, hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi, Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho, ??

hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi. 58. Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte hain. man main har waqt hum ek aas rakhte hai. najane kab aa jaye aap ka sms is liye cell ko dil ke paas rakhte hai. 59. Jindagi behaal hai, Sur hai naa taal hai, Msgbox bhi kangal hai, kya aapki sms factory me hadtal hai, yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai. 60. Is dil mein yaadon ke mele hain, tum bin bahut akele hain, sab kuch chodke tume SMS kar rele hain, dekho hum kitne dil wele hain 61. Tussi hasde ho saanu hassan vaste, Tussi ronde ho saanu rovvan vaset, Tussi 1 vaar ruske te vekho, Mar jayenge tuhanu manaan vaste. 62. Khuda se thoda raham khareed lete, Aap ke zakhmo ka marham khareed lete. Agar kahi bikti khushiya meri, To saari bech kar aap ka har ghum khareed lete. 63. exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya KUCH TO HUA HAI KUCH HO GAYA HAI, exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya SAB KUCH ALAG HAI SAB KUCH NAYA HAI. 64. Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai, humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai, is umeed ke saath ki aayega SMS aapka, humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hain... 65. Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola aur vo boli ki Thanda matlab Coca Cola 66. Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske pass noor hai to kya hua Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera dost Langoor hai 67. Romance Mathematics Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy 68. Tum paas hot to tujhpe pyar aata hai, Tum door ho to tera intezaar satata hai. Kya kahe is dil ki haalat ki, Tujhe yaad kar karke hume bukhaar ho jaata hai. 69. Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain Tum bin hum bohat akele hain

Sab kuch chod kar tumeh e-mail karte hain Dekho hum kitne vele hain 70. Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain.... waaaaahhhhhhhhh... 71. Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai.. 72. Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi... 73. Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii.... Fiteh Mooh...Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!! 74. Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti, Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati shukar hai tum nahi ho!!! 75. Umeedo ki manjil toot gayi aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi 76. Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega... Chand lamhon mein exam aa jayega... Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line padh lo... Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvayega??? vah vah... vah vah... vah va 77. Aansun se palke bhigo leta hoon Yaad teri aati hai to ro leta hoon Socha ki bhula doon tujhe magar, Har baar faisla badal deta hoon 78.Yeh mat sochna ki hum bhool jayenge tuemhe, Door rehkar bhi hamesha chahenge tumhe,Agar Dost bankar raas na aaye to Bhoot bankar darayenge tumheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. 79. Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote, Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote, chand to tum ho hi, sitare bhi saath hote!! 80. oftdrinks Contain Dangerous Pestcides. Insan to newspaper padh sakte hain

par janwaro ka kya hoga kyonki.... Aaj kal CHEETAH BHI PEETA HAI ! 81. Arz kiya hai, Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge, Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge, Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge, Ghanti bajainge aur bhaag jayenge ! 82. Gandhi bhi chala gaya, nehru bhi mar gaya, subhash bose ka bhi kuchh pata nahi, aur meri bhi tabiyat thik nahi hai.... pata nahi desh ka ab kya hoga. 83. Zindagi mein teen cheezen kabhi bhi aa sakti hain.... PAISA..... MAUT..... Aur..... Aur..... Aur..... Mera SMS ! 84. Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho..... Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho..... Kitni aasani se Jaan le lete ho..... Kisi ne sikhaya hai ya bachpan se hi kamine ho ? 85. Aaj didar, kal yaar, parso pyar, phir ekrar, aur phir-intzar, phir-takrar, phir- darar, saari mehnat-bekar, aur akhir mein-Ek aur devdas at beer bar! 86. Tu chandramukhi main surajmukhi, tu mujhse dukhi main tujhse dukhi. Chatt se chhalang laga de, phir tu bhi sukhi, main bhi sukhi. 87. Aahat si koi aye to lagta hai ki tum ho. Hawa koi lehrayi to lagta hai ki tum ho. Ab tum hi batao, kya tum kisi BHOOT se kam ho ? 88. Ladka: Janeman is dil mein aaja. Ladki: Sandal nikalu kya? Ladka: Pagli mandir thode hi hai, aise hi aaja!! 89. Bhagwan se Scooter manga.. Car di; Ghar manga.. bangla diya; dost manga toh tumhey diya.. Bhagwan ne isbar aisa zulm kyoun kiya 90. Kya bindaas hawa chal raheli hai, birdy gana ga raheli hai,cow log grass eat raheli hai,shane log sms kar rahele hain aur dhakkan log sms padh rahele hain!! 91. Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko

tarranume numayish se aghaa dena... Jo iska matlab samajh aaye to please mujhe bhi bata dena..... 92. Bachelor's schedule... Monday ko dosti ; Tues ko pyar ; Wed ko shaadi ; Thus ko barbadi ; Fri ko fighting ; Sat ko talaq ; Sun ko rest, Mon ko phir se talash.... 93.Ha ha ha ha hha ha ha ha ha hha ha ho ho ho ho ho oh oh oh ooh ohh eh eh he he hhe he he hee he he hha ha ho ho ho ho he he he......... KUCH NAHIN BAS TUMHARI SHAKAL YAAD AA GAYI.... ha ha ha ha ho ho ho ho..... 94. Khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye. Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye. Karu SMS ladkion ko naam tera aae. Maar tujhe pade aur kaleja mera thanda ho jae. 95. Macchar ne jo kata... dil main mere junoon tha. Khujli hui itni... dil be sukoon tha. Pakada to chod diya yeh soch kar ki.... sale ki ragon main apna hi khoon tha ! 96. Maine poocha chand se... Kabhi dekha hai mere yaar sa hasin..... Chand bola.... 12036 entries found ! 97. Apko MULAYAM ki akal, LALOO ki shakal, Mayawati ki wani, JAYA ki jawani, KALAM jaise baal, ATAL jaisi chaal mile.. GOOD LUCK 98. Khayalo ko kisi aahat ki aas rahati hai, nighao ko kisi surat ki pyas hoti hai, tere bin kisi cheez ki kami to nahi, magar tere SMS bin tabiyat udas rahati hai... 99. Darde dil me gam ki kaliya khilti hai, aab to tanhai aaksar hamse milti hai, aapne band kiya jabse SMS karna, MOBILE ki battery jyada chalti hai! 100. Andhe ke hath me "TORCH", Bahare ke hath me "RADIO", Gunge ke hath me "MIKE", AUR AAP KE HATH ME "MOBILE" WAH WAH Kya Jamana Aaya hai!!! 101. Evolution of Man:

Shadi se pahale: HERO No. 1 Shadi ke baad: COOLIE No. 1 Shadi se pahale: Meine Pyar Kiya Shadi ke bad: Yeh Meine kya kiya 102. Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai, gam ke sagar me is kadar kho gayi hai, tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri, tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai. 103. Mandir mein jap karta hoon, Masjid mein adab karta hoon, insan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun isliye roz tujhko SMS karke pap karta hoon 104. Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi. Sagar se gahara koi nahi. Aab aapki kya tarif karu... Dost me aap jaisa... Nalayak koi nahi! 105. Dil me ummido ki shama jala rakhi he, Hamne apni alag dunia basa rakhi he, yakin ke sath ki ayega apka SMS, Hamne apne mobile per ankhe biccha rakhi hai...!! 106. Aapko miss karna roz ki bat ho gai, yaad karna aadat ki bat ho gai, apase dur rahena kismat ki bat ho gai, magar aapko bhulna apane bas ke bahar ki baat ho gai! 107. Arz hai unki galiyon ke chakkar kaat kaatte kutte hamare yaar ho gaye, wo to hamare na ho sake par hum kutton ke sardar ho gaye... 108. Ae barish jara tham ke baras, jab mera yaaar aa jaye to jam ke baras, pehle n baras ki woh aa na sake, phir itna baras ki wo jaa na sake.. 109. Amiri ke khwab Dekhne laga, Angreji Sharab Chakhane laga, Baap ne kabhi Page nahi dekha, aur beta Mobile rakhne laga!!! 110. Mere Marne ke baad aey dost aansoo mat bahana... agar yaad aaye meri to seedhe upar chale aana... Agar waha me na dikhu to samajh lena tu narak me hai... 111. Dushman tarse teri dosti ko, Dost tarse teri yari ko, Yar tarse pyar ko, hum tarse tere DIDAR ko!

112. Aye Khuda kyon deta hai tu Ladkiyon ko itni Beauty ke Ladke unse Line Marna samjhte apni Duty 113. Chand adhura hai sitaro ke bina, gulshan adhura hai bahaaro ke bina, samundar adhura hau kinaro ke bina, jeena adhura hai tum jaise yaaro ke bina!!! 114. Jinki yaad mein hum dewane ho gaye, Wo hum hi se begaane ho gaye. Shayad unhe talash hai ab naye dost ki, Kyunki unki nazar me ab hum purane ho gaye. 115. Dil ka Rishta hai hamara, Dil ke kone me hai Naam tumahra, Her yaad me hai chehra tumahra, SMS nahi to kya hua Zindagi bhar saath nibhane ka wada hai hamara. 116. Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge, Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge, Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge, Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar karenge. 117. Kadam Kadam pe hawaon se talukh rakhna, Dosti ke daur mein Dosti Rakhna Hamari yaadon ke SMS zarur aayenge, Aap bas apna INBOX khali rakhna. 118. College ki har Ladki ek Phool hai, Aur use choona ek Bhool hai, Jo usme Mashgul hai, Samjho uski ATKT full hai. 119. Dosti karo Collegewali se, Pyar karo Officewali se, Programme karo Padoswali se, Aonkh ladao Sali se, Love karo Dilwali se, Aur Mar khao Gharwali se. 120. Hajaron Honge Nigahon Mein, Kabhi Hame Bhi Toh Pick Karo, Hamare Dil Ke Icon Par Bhi Toh Kabhi Double Click Karo. 121. Aanssu tere nikle aankhen meri ho, Dil tera Dhadke to dhadkan meri ho, Dosti hamari itni gehri ho ki, Job tum karo aur Salary meri ho. 122. Baithe tere khayalo me, kore kagaz pe likha tera naam... Tasvir bhi bana dali aur likha ye Paigam.. 'Zinda ya murda, pakadne vale ko 5000 nakad inam.. 123. Khushi se dil ko aabad karna... Aur gham ko dil se azad karna,

Hamari bus itni gujarish hai ke hame bhi Din me ek baar YAAD karna... 124. Ummido ki shama dil me mat jalana, is jahan se alag duniya mat basana, aaj bas mood me tha to SMS kar diya, par roj intezar me palke mat bichana. 125. who is friend? F-First R-Relative I-In E-Every N-New D-Difficulty!!! 126. Pyaar ke jaam ko aise na piya, ki aadha piya aur adha chhod diya, yaaron ye pyaar hai pyaar, nahi koi VIM BAAR, jo thoda sa lagaya or bas 127. 7 rules to be happy... 1>never hate 2>dont't worry 3>live simple 4>expect a little 5>give a lot 6>akways smile 7>have a friend like me..... 128. LOVE: easy to say, difficult to stay, beautiful to feel, dificult deal... DIFFICULT is PART of LIFE, but that's the reason WHY GIRLFRIEND IS NEVER A WIFE....!!!! 129. Ek truck dusre truck ko khinch ke jaa raha tha, yeh dekh kar ek aadmi jor jor se husne lagaa or jamin pe lotpot ho gayaa aur bola, "ek rasse ke tkde ko uthane ke liye 2-2 TRUCK?" 130. One man read a board 'likhane wala briliant, padhane wala idiot.." Man becomes engry, he rub board and writes, "padhane wala briliant, likhnewala idiot...." 131. Ga saku aapka nagma, wo saaz kahan se lau, suna saku kuch aapko, wo andaz kahan se lau, yun to chand ki tarif karna aasan hai, kar saku aapki taarif, wo alfaz kahan se lau... 132. One mann passing by on a road, was invited by his friend to play CHESS.. He said "wait for 5 min. let me go and wear SPORT SHOES!!! 133. we like each other because u think I m Nice I think u r nice u think I m cool I think u r cool U think I m sweet

I think u r sweet U think I m Smart I think u r RIGHT. 134. Life without U is impossible. U R in my breath, in my blood. I can not stay 4 a second without U. If U R not there, i m dead.... Hellloooo...I M talking about OXYGEN..!!!! 135. Life is like MATHS: friend ko plus + karo, Dushman ko Minus - karo, Khushiyon ko Multiply X karo, Gam ko Divide / karo, aur life ENJOY karo 136. you can be a doctor &; save lives, a lawyer &; defend lives, a soldier &; protect lives or simpaly be YOurself a SWeetheart Who touches lives..!! 137. bekaabu hai dil fir bhi jiye jaa raha hu, khali hai botal fir bhi piye jaa raha ju, majburi to dekho is dil ki... reply nahi miltaa fir bhi SMS kiye jaa raha hoon.. 138. Itni chhoti nahin dosti apni, Kaise soch liya k kinaara aa gaya. Lo ho gayi mobile mein roshni, Aur SMS hamaara aa gaya.... 139. Hamari dosti raymond jaisi nahi since1965, pepsi jaisi nahi yeh dil mange more, yeh hogi LIC jaisi, zindagi k saath bhi, zindagi k baad bhi.. 140. There r 3 chambers in my HEART. 1 for papa, 1 for maa, 1 4 GOD. oh! wat abt u my frend? sorry no place 4 u in my heart...bcoz plp like u r in my heartbeats 141. There r 6 Billion people around the wrld. I dnt knw y i keep on msging u. Maybe bcoz.. 5,999,999,999 cant replace... a single 'YOU'. 142. Hi Moon!, Dim Your Light. Hello Wind!, Breeze Soft. Hi Flower!, Blossom Slowly. Hello Earth!, Spin Gently. Coz My Frend Is Going To Sleep. gud nyt swt drmz 143. Remember 2 remember me! 4get 2 4get me! Evn if u try 2 remember 2 4get me I wil nevr 4get 2 remember 2 remind u 2 remember me! Believe me...! 144. What is meant by ABCDEFG... A Boy Can Do Everything For a Girl And GFEDCBA means... Girl Forgets Everything Done n Catches new Boy Again.. 145. Mat mila aise dost se ae khuda, ye hamein barbaad karte hai, hum to sms ki bauchaar karte hai, aur ye 1 rupiye ke liye bhi vichaar karte hai 146. NOBODY like U, NOBODY cares for U,

NOBODY misses U, NOBODY wants to see U good, NOBODY is Ur best friend, NOBODY is happy with U...Dont cry!!! My name is NOBODY. 147. Stars + moon = romantic night, Birds + sky = lovely day, Forest + animals = beautiful world, YOU+YOUR SMILE = AYYO 148. Sunsaan sarak k sookhay hoi peepal Ki Tuti Hui Tehnee k Murjhaye Hue Pattay Pay Baithay Hue bhoot Kay Pair Say Nikaltay Hue Khoon Kay Beemar Bacteria............HOW R U?????? 149. Bottle main Pepsi say zyaada....used Socks main smell say bhi zyaadaa.... Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada... Mithai main sweet say zyaada...Pakistan main coruption say zzyaada... I LOV U 150. Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be one heart that would always beat for you You know Whose??? your Own Stupid!!! 151. Tum sa koi dusara zameen par hua to rab se sikayat hogi.... Ek to jhella nahi jata dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!! 152. I have the "I",I have the "L",I have the "O",I have the "V",I have the "E",... so pls can I have "U"? 153. u r a donkey d 4 decent o 4 outclass n 4 nice k 4 kind e 4 excelent y 4 young 154. I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to a surgery room. The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS. 155. My cell phone loves it when u sms: its little face lights up, bursts in to beeps and has ur name written all over it. I think u should sms more often, i think it likes u! 156. When i am not messaging u it does not mean that i have forgotten u, i am just giving u time to MISS ME!! 157. 5 great people: 1.Quaid woh to ab rahe nahi 2.Wasim Akram

woh kisi kaam ka nahi 3.Aishwarya Rai apni pohanch say bahir 4.baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch 158. VERY... Cute, Gorgeous, Genious, Goodlooking, Intellegent, One in Trillions...I think its enuff abt ME,wht abt U.... 159. Sweet candies are nice to eat Sweet words are easy to say but, sweet ppl are hard to find OH MY GOD! how did u find me 160. Just bcoz u got an sms u think someone likes u?? huh?? Well.. no one likes u.. no one misses u.. no one cares 4 u.. no one remembers u...........MORE THAN I DO! 161. Muncipalty Van JAANVARON ko uthane ke liye aayi hai, Tujhe.... Apni dosti ki kasam.... Please Bhaag ja. 162. When words fail... eyes work, when eyes fail... heart works, and when heart fails... to kya?, samajh le TAPAK gaya 'MAAMU' 163. Namashkar, yeh hamari faltoo SMS seva hai, is mein hum logon ko waqt-bewaqt tang karte hain. Is seva ka labh uthane ke liye shukriya, ab aap apna kaam kariye. 164. Girlfriends are like net virus. They enter your life, Scan your pockets, Edit your mind, Download problems & Delete your happiness... 165. Boy: in just 3 days of knowing each other, u r ready for marriage? Girl: I am working in the same bank for 3 years in which u have your account. 166. Rules for exams: har sawaal se datkar ladna, fekne mein kami na karna, mauka mile to aage peeche bhi dekhna aur ek baat yaad rakhna aage wale ka paper apna hi samajhna. 167. Jack & Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water.... God Know What happened but they came down with a DAUGHTER. 168. Hum gaye hasseno ki gali mein kaha " Hamse Ishq lada lo " Lekin jab dekha unke BAP ko to kaha " Bhande KALI kara lo ". 169. Tum aa gaye ho Noor aa gaya hai Chalo tino mil kar picture dekh aate hai 170. Ek admi sadhu se bola,meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao. sadhu bola, saale upaay hota to mai sadhu kyun banta? 171. One Sardar love with a nurse. HE writes love letter. He writes,"I Love you Sister". 172. Always listen to your hubby. He gives sound advice: 99% Sound & 1% Advice.... 173. aankhoon main aansoon dil main hain zakham. tum se milne ko dil karta hay khuda ki kasam..... 174. I had VODKA with WATER

I felt DRUNK I had WHISKY with WATER I felt DRUNK I had RUM with WATER I felt DRUNK I SWEAR I'LL NEVER DRINK water....!!! 175. Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds...... Open ur eyes ! Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a fool............ 176. During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse ? He is given his last chance to run away. 177. Kal baba ji kaa birthday sirsa me dhoom dhaam se manaya jaygaa jahaa pe kambal aur aata baatein jayein ge.......... ye sms khaas khaas "BHIKHARIYO" ke paas bhege jaa rahe hai..... 178. A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home 179. When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you, the world seems to be fading away, come along with me i'll take u to an eye specialist !! 180. APPLE JUICE,MANGO JUICE,BANANA JUICE,PINEAPPLE JUICE BUT JO SMS NA KARE WOH BADA KANJOOS. 181. A son asks his father the difference between "Confident" and "Confidential". The father replied "you are my son; iam confident about it. Your friend is also my son, that's confidential". 182. Scientists all over the world are wondering how long can a human being live without BRAIN. Kindly tell them your AGE. 183. Agar zindagi main kuch kar dikhana hai to kuch aisa karo ki jis shaher, jis gali, jis mod se guzro wahan ke har ghar se awaaz aaye, Papa aa gaye, Papa aa gaye! 184. SHRAB BANY TO MEKHANA BANA SHAMMA BANY TO PARWANA BANA HUSSAN BANA TO DEWANA BANA KUCH TO KAHS BAAT HAI TUM MAIN JO GUJRAWALA MAIN PAGAL KAHAN BANA 185. *Monday= Friend ship! *Tuesday = Love! *Wednesday = perposal! *Thursday = Wedding! *Friday = Fighting *Saturday = Divorce! *Sunday = Rest! *Monday = Next! 186. apni piyari c surat ka ek baar deedar de, tarap rahay hain hum yahan ab aur na intezar de,

beshak aawaz na souna apni a zalim, per ek miss call to mar de....... 187. Ansu teranikle tou ankhain meri hon Dil tera dharke tou dharkan meri ho Khuda keray dosti humari itni gehri ho JOOTAY tujhay peray KARTOOT meri hon.. 188. Kya aankheiN hain aapki, kya baatein hain aapki.. us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai... maano..."Shhhsss...KOI Hai" se bhoot nikal aaya hai.... 189. QUESTION? 1+1=? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? R U SEARCHING 4 ANSWER? SHAME ON U 1+1=2 190. Clinton, Tony & Musharraf died and went to hell. Clinton called America. Bill 40 rs Tony called to England. Bill 70 rs Musharraf called Pakistan. Bill 1 re Clinton and Tony asked the STD owner, why is this difference? He replied: Hell to hell is local. 191. Happiest man is on whose, daughter's photograph is on femina cover, son on india today, girlfriend on playboy, WIFE on missing coloumn of newspaper. 192. What is the limit of telling a lie..? A negro bathing and singing "paani mein jale mera gora badan". 193. A chinese pair, Mr. and Mrs. hua got twins without getting married.

Guess, what did they named them? Ans: Jo hua, So hua. 194. One day i read smoking is bad, i stopped smoking. one day i read drinking is bad, i stopped drinking. one day i read SEX is bad, i stopped reading. 195. its too hard to lose someone who is 95% cute 96% sweet 97% loving 98%talanted and 100% friendly thats me what a shame if u lose me hahahahahhaahhahahhahhahahh 196. WELCOME To www.human.com Type password * ** *** **** New Member: U r welcome Processing: Denied! Sorry u r not human. Try www.monkey.com 197. Tum haste raho.. Haste raho.. Haste raho.. Mukurate raho.. Sada khilkhilate raho.. Khush raho.. Mera kiya hai.. Log tumhain hi Pagal kahenge.. Hahahahaha....... 198. I've written a poem for you: Twinkle twinkle little star, You should know what you are, And once you know what you are, Mental hospital is not so far. 199. I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u". Hey! Don't get excited, I love other alphabets too...v, w, x, y, z ! 200. Message pe message bhejte ho,

Bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho, Bhejte ho to bhi kya bhejte ho, Khud ka bheja to chalta nahin, Doosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho! 201. Aaj kal tum muskuraati bohot ho, Mere dil ko bhaati bohot ho, Dil kehta hai le jaoon tumhain dinner per, Per suna hai tum khaati bohot ho 202. Our frndship means alot 2 me. u cry,i cry. u laugh , i laugh . u jump out of d window......i look down......& laugh again 203. Kamal kay hai nakhray teray ajeeb tera style hai .......baat kernay ki tameez nahi aur hath mai mobile hai :P 204. Kya aapke sir pe SEENGH hain No! Just Check it CHECKED? Yes! Nahin Hain? Nahin! R U Sure? Yes! Koi baat nahi GADHE ke bi nahi hote. 205. Jab tum is duniya se jaoge, door kahin ek janm paoge, is baar jo hua, bahut bura hua, agle baar tum ek lambi poonch aur char tangen paoge. 206.I asked my girl friend "where u wanna go 4 date" she replied "some where i have never been " I said "what about the kitchen" 207. Zindagi me kuch karana he to pyar karo kisi ldki se iqrar karo ya to use friendship karo agar ye kuch naa kar sako jao pani me jake dub maro 208. Reh Reh Kar Mujh Ko Ek Hi Khayal Ata Hay Woh Kambukht Na Janay Kon Say Sabun Say Nahata Hay 209. What husband calls their Wives?????? 1st year Barby Doll.......... 2nd year China Doll......... 3rd year Baby Doll......... ............&............. 4th year PanaDoll............. ..............HAHAHA........... 210. Aap agar PAGAL ho to SMS padte hi miss call kijiyega,MAHA PAGAL ho to SMS kijiyega,BEVKUF ho to call kijiyega....Aur agar teeno ho to chup rahiyega... :P