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July 12-15

Highland Games Dancer

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The Highland Games A! er DarkGrandfather Mountain

July 12View of Grandfather Mountain


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Barter Theatre12th Annual Appalachian Fes" val of

Plays and Playwrights

Event Schedule: The 2012 Selected Plays for Barter’s Appalachian Festival of Plays and Playwrights:

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The professional actors of Barter Theatre during the 2011 staged reading of Catherine Bush’s adaptation of “Walking Across Egypt” by Clyde Edgerton. The play will be presented as a mini-production during the 2012 AFPP.


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Tuesday Night @ the Movies

Jonesborough Library

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Magazine to read about the upcoming Roy Orbison Tribute.


Paramount Center for the ArtsBlack Diamond Brass, Pink Floyd and

Barbara Bailey HutchisonJuly 6 and 13th


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Joseph BruchacStorytelling by the Season: The Art of the Summer Tale

July 10-14


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Grandfather MountainSpecial Kids Programs

July 7, 14, 21, and 28

Grandfather Mountain Stewardship Foundation

Naturalists are offering four programs in July geared toward exposing young

children to the environment around them. Each program

will start at 10:30 a.m. and is included in the price of

regular admission. (Photo by Helen Moss Davis)

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The special children’s programming in July at

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in July offers a different discovery. (Photo by Helen

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#$%, '()$, (0+, .6"")$', +7/6+)5,'(),H6.(ess of Cornwall9,Z(04),#44, '(0+, .6"'+);, +'6&&, -#;, +/6$%,+044;, '/, 6+d#$%, 3(#', ")4#'0<)4;,+#$), 7)"+/$, 3/64%$*', ./$+0%)",0',+044;nd"/;#4,3"0')",#$%,P"0'0+(,-/$#".(0#4, )$'(6+0#+', S/2)"',f#.);, %)&)$%+, '(), 7"#.'0.),2;, ')440$1, 6+, '(#', “The job of the Queen is to be just like us, but at the same time entirely different.” Now that’s really clear and sensible, isn’t it? He goes on to say that while the Queen is basically just a good old girl, she becomes “entirely different” when it comes to the curtsey issue. In fact, “the royal family

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Precedences, %)."))9, C;, &#</"0')5,#$%, /$), /&, '(), $0.)", /$)+5, 10<)+,6+,'(0+,7/0$','/,7/$%)"M,“And the British happily pay taxes so that this generation of dingbats can spend their time !iguring out who is to curtsy to whom? The royal family is nothing but a tourist trap. People come to England to laugh at the English for putting up with this stupidity.”,H/$*',)O7).','/,+)),'(#',#++)++-)$',/$,P"0'0+(,'"#<)4,2"/.(6")+, #$;, '0-), +//$9, @$%,'()$, '()")*+, '(0+, "#'()", ./$.0+),/2+)"<#'0/$, #$%, +01(, /&, ")40)&M,“What a huge relief to !inally see that this major critical issue has been addressed. The world can sleep better tonight knowing that the right people will get the curtsy they deserve.”, >/64%$*',(#<), +#0%,0',2)'')",-;+)4&9

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