The News-Review Currents - 3-22-2012

CURRENTSThe News-Review’s guide to arts, entertainment and television

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NEW YORK (AP) —Mike Daisey, the per-former forced to admit

that he made up parts of hisone-man show that purportedto expose horrific working con-ditions in Chinese factorieswhere iPads and iPhones areassembled, isn’t exactly slink-ing away.

“I want you all to know thatI will not go silent,” he writesin a new feisty blog postingMonday following a weekendin which he was exposed asmixing fiction and fact andthen had to edit his monologue.

While acknowledging thatparts of “The Agony and theEcstasy of Steve Jobs” aremade up, Daisey said he standsby his critique of the wayApple products are manufac-tured in China. “If you thinkthis story is bigger than thatstory, something is wrong with

your priorities.”In an interview with “This

American Life” host Ira Glassbroadcast Friday, Daiseyacknowledged that some of theclaims in his show weren’ttrue. The radio show retractedits Jan. 6 episode on Daiseybecause Glass said he couldn’tvouch for the truth of itsclaims. Daisey then cut parts ofhis one-man show and added aprologue in which he addressesthe questions raised by critics.

Before he scrubbed themonologue, Daisey describedtraveling to the Chinese indus-trial zone of Shenzhen andinterviewing hundreds ofworkers from Foxconn Tech-nology Group, the world’slargest electronics contractmanufacturer. Daisey said hestood outside the gate with atranslator and met workers asyoung as 12 and some whose

joints were damaged becausethey performed the same actionthousands of times a shift.

Daisey has now admittedthat he mixed fact and fiction— though he never warned hisaudiences or the journalistswho talked with him. Some ofthe most damning assertions —that he met underage workers,people poisoned by industrialchemicals and workers crip-pled by repetitive strains —have fallen apart.

“If people want to use me asan excuse to return to denial-ism about the state of our man-ufacturing, about the shape ofour world, they are doing thatto themselves,” he writes.

Daisey has been criticizedfor misleading thousands ofpeople, putting a grand theatri-

cal tradition into disrepute andeven potentially harming thevery workers he was apparent-ly trying to help. But on hisblog, he was hardly apologetic.

“Given the tenor of the con-demnation, you would think Ihad concocted an elaborate,fanciful universe filled withfurnaces in which babies areburned to make iPhone com-ponents, or that I never wentto China, never stood outsidethe gates of Foxconn, neverpretended to be a businessmanto get inside of factories,never spoke to any workers,”he writes.

“Except that we all knowthat isn’t true. There is nothingin this controversy that con-tests the facts in my workabout the nature of Chinese

manufacturing.”Daisey is just the latest

artist to apparently get trippedup by the truth — joining a listthat includes James Frey, whoadmitted that he lied in hismemoir “A Million LittlePieces,” and Greg Mortenson,who is accused of fabricatingkey parts of his best-sellingbook “Three Cups of Tea.”

The controversy raised onceagain the question of theartist’s role in society andwhat his or her responsibilityis to the truth. And has Daiseyultimately hurt or harmed thevery people he was trying tohelp?

Terry Teachout, chief the-ater critic for The Wall StreetJournal, called Daisy a talent-ed artist but said the episodewas “unforgivable,” and PeterMarks, the critic for TheWashington Post, tweeted thatDaisey’s “zeal seems to havegotten the better of his judg-ment.” Chris Jones at theChicago Tribune suspectedDaisey “was seduced by theglare of attention.”

Daisey, who performs hismonologues seated at a deskand using notes, has previouslytackled everything from dys-functional dot-coms to theinternational financial crisis.

A movie has been made ofhis monologue “If You SeeSomething Say Something,”and in a weird twist, he did a2006 show called “Truth”about how art and fact mix. Init, Daisey admitted he oncefabricated a story because it“connected” with the audience.

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Mike Daisey is shown in a scene from “The Agony and TheEcstasy of Steve Jobs,” at The Public Theater in New York.The performer was forced to admit that he made up parts ofhis one-man show that looked at working conditions in Chi-nese factories where iPads and iPhones are assembled.

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ROSEBURGSpring Fair craftsanother season

The annual Spring Fair willtake place Friday through theSunday at the Douglas CountyFairgrounds.

The three-day event show-cases artists and crafters fromacross and outside the county,along with entertainment andattractions.

Items such as pottery, windchimes, jewelry, clothing andhandmade soaps are available.

Featured entertainment willinclude clowns, Native Amer-ican dances, gymnastics, Mid-dle Eastern dance and manyregional bands.

The fair is open 1 to 9 p.m.Friday, 10 a.m. to 9 p.m. Sat-urday and 11 a.m. to 5 p.m.Sunday.

Admission is $3 for adultsand $2.50 for seniors (65 andolder) and children (12 andyounger). Children youngerthan 5 get in for free.

Information: 541-957-7010.

ROSEBURGUACT continuesspring production

The Umpqua Actors Com-munity Theatre continues itsMarch production “Extremi-ties” this weekend.

Directed by Tolley Evans,the play is a dramatic produc-tion about a woman who fendsoff and captures a manattempting to attack her. She isfaced with the dilemma ofturning him over to police ordoling out her own punish-ment.

Performances are 7:30 p.m.Friday and Saturday and 2p.m. Sunday each weekthrough April 1. Productionstake place at the Betty LongUnruh Theatre, 1614 W. Har-vard Ave., Roseburg.

Tickets are $10. They may

be purchased at Hanson Jewel-ers, While Away Books, MyCoffee and the theater boxoffice.


ROSEBURGAuditions for next UACT production

Umpqua Actors CommunityTheatre will hold auditions onMarch 26 and 27 for the pro-duction of “Sullivan andGilbert.”

A musical comedy by KenLudwig, “Sullivan andGilbert” is a play that followsa day in the lives of the real-life, Victorian-era composerArthur Sullivan and librettistW.S. Gilbert.

In the fictional play, the duois summoned for a command

performance for Queen Victo-ria for a performance. The twoare feuding and unprepared,and also dealing with a num-ber of production problems.Through comedic disputes, thetwo must overcome their dif-ferences and find success.

The play is directed by Mar-ianne Jones.

Roles open are five womenand 10 men between the agesof 18 and 60.

Auditions will take places at6:30 p.m. both nights at theBetty Long Unruh Theatre,1614 W. Harvard, Roseburg.Scripts are available to checkout for a two-day period at thebox office.

The play will run May 24through June 17.

Information: 541-673-2125or [email protected].

SOUTH COUNTYArea businessesdisplay guild art

The Southern Oregon ArtGuild has members’ artworkon display in South DouglasCounty.

Linda Shingler’s photogra-phy is featured at UmpquaBank, 215 S. Main St.,Canyonville. A photo featuredtitled “Lost and Found” wasjuried at a show at the UmpquaValley Arts Center last year.

Carol Stavik has watercolorpaintings hanging at U.S.Bank, 105 N. Main St., MyrtleCreek. Stavik is an Alaskanative; her works focus onnature.

Judith Kelley has pastelsexhibited in Sterling SavingsBank, 315 N. Main St., Rid-

dle. Her paintings focus onlandscapes, seascapes andpeople.

Works will be shownthrough May 4. The displaysare part of an ongoing partner-ship between South Countybanks and the Art Guild. Theguild does not charge fee tohang art.


RIDDLEArt Guild meetsfor discussion

The Southern Oregon ArtGuild will host its semiannualmeeting Thursday at theSportsman Cafe.

The group, formerly knownas the Riddle Art Guild, willmeet to discuss the 2012Southern Oregon Festival ofthe Arts that takes place inOctober at Seven FeathersCasino Resort. The guild willalso talk about other opportu-nities to show its artwork.

The meeting begins at 5:30p.m. at 224 N. Main St., Rid-dle. Coffee and pie will beoffered at 5 p.m.


ROSEBURGPoet’s Night Outsnaps on verse

The new monthly poetryreading Poet’s Night Out willhold its second reading tonightat My Coffee and the WineExperience.

The featured poet will fea-ture Liz Robinson, who willreading from her book, “Word-bent Woman.” During a calland response portion featuredlater, area poets are scheduledto read their own verses inresponse to specific ones byRobinson.

The second half of the nightinvites poets from the commu-nity to read their personalworks. All poets will be givenfive minutes to introducethemselves and read onepoem each.

The event will be at 7 p.m.at 1700 N.W. Garden ValleyBoulevard, Roseburg. An openmic sign-in will take place at6:45 p.m.


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The Spring Fair blossoms Friday through Sunday at the Douglas County Fair-grounds, with crafts, music, food and a seasonal festive air.

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SUTHERLINMuseum hostsgrand opening

The Calapooia ReflectionsMuseum will celebrate its grandopening March 30.

Wine and refreshments willbe served during the opening.Entertainment will be availableduring the evening.

The grand opening is from 1to 8 p.m. at 113 W. CentralAve., Sutherlin. A presentationof museum sponsors will takeplace at 5:30 p.m.

The museum specializes inpreserving domestic items fromthe late 19th century and early20th century. The museum iscelebrating the opening of alarger location.


ROSEBURGContra danceswings at Grange

The Lookingglass Grangewill host a contra dance Fri-day. Woody Lane will callmoves as Irish Creme playslive music. Coaching is pro-vided for novices. Participantsare coupled and dance a series

of figures, or moves, withother couples in rotation.Dance moves change witheach music set.

The event is from 7 to 10p.m. at the Grange at 7426Lookingglass Road, Roseburg.

Admission is $5 per personand includes refreshments. It’snot necessary to bring a part-ner or have experience in thedance style.


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The News-Review is accept-ing information about Easteregg hunts to be included in aroundup in upcoming issues ofCurrents.

Each submission mustinclude the time, date andaddress of the hunt and thesponsoring organization, aswell as a brief description ofthe event. We’ll also need toknow whether there will beseparate hunts for children ofdifferent ages or grade levels.Submissions should also fur-nish a telephone number read-ers can call for more informa-tion. If there is a charge toattend or an expected dona-tion, that should be indicatedas well.

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ROSEBURGAuthor visits VWBooks for signing

Sutherlin author Ann Shoreywill be available to sign copiesof her new book, “WhereWildflowers Bloom,” on Sat-urday at VW Books inside theRoseburg Valley Mall.

“Where WildflowersBloom” is about a woman dur-ing the Civil War era wholoses her father, brother andfiance to the war. She decidesto travel west from NobleSprings, Mo., to Oregon. Thestory is about her journey andher attempts to persuade hergrandfather to sell land thathas been owned by her familyfor several generations.

A limited number of copieswill be available for purchase.

The signing will take placefrom 1 to 3 p.m. at 1444 N.W.Garden Valley Blvd., Rose-burg.


ROSEBURGDance marks the start of spring

The Unity Church of Rose-burg will present the SpringFling Dinner-Dance Saturday.

The event features livemusic, dinner and dancing. Acake raffle will also be held.

Small Town Rumor will pro-vide music.

Dinner will be spaghetti,salad, bread and a beverage.

The event takes place at 6p.m. at 507 N.E. WinchesterSt., Roseburg.

Admission is $5 in advanceor $7 at the door. Children 10and younger get in free.


ROSEBURGAntiques showset at fairgrounds

The Spring Antique and Col-lectibles Show will take placeSaturday and Sunday at theDouglas County Fairgrounds.

The twice-yearly show willfeature rare items from manyoutlets around the state.This isthe show’s 45th year.

The show will take place 9a.m. to 6 p.m. Saturday and 11a.m. to 4 p.m. Sunday, 2110Frear St., Roseburg.

Proceeds benefit the BlueRibbon Beef 4-H Club.

Admission is $3 per person. Information: 541-440-4396.

ROSEBURGSenior centerschedules benefit

The Roseburg Senior Centerhas scheduled a March 31wine tasting and auction tohelp raise money for a newlocation.

The event takes place from 1to 5 p.m. at 2350 AviationDrive, Roseburg. The silentauction is from 1 to 4 p.m. andthe live auction from 4 p.m. to5 p.m.

Senior center representativesare seeking a new site becausethe existing center is unable tomeet its needs, such as beingable to prepare and serve hotmeals.

Items up for bid in the silentauction include restaurant andsalon certificates. The live auc-tion features an photo andbaseball signed by Tom Sell-eck, golf clubs and golf pack-age, a crystal vase, and a silverspoon collection, among otherarticles.

Information: 541-591-8187or [email protected].


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Thursday, March 22

MUSICCOUNTRY FRIENDS — 5 to 8 p.m.,

Charley’s BBQ, 812 W. Harvard Ave.,Roseburg. Country. No cover. 541-957-1786.

CRY BABY — 9 to midnight, JerseyLilly, 1430 N.E. Dee St., Roseburg.Blues. $2 cover. 541-672-9131.

EVENTSPOET’S NIGHT OUT — 6:45 to 9

p.m., My Coffee and the Wine Experi-ence, 1700 Garden Valley Blvd. Suite100, Roseburg. Award-winning poet LizRobinson will read from her book andparticipate in a call and response exer-cise. 541-673-1744.

Friday, March 23

MUSICSHASTA RAY AND THE DOWNHOME

BAND — 5 to 8 p.m., My Coffee andWine Experience, 1700 Garden ValleyBlvd. Suite 100, Roseburg. Gospel andfolk. 541-229-1230.

SHIRLEY AND THE BOYS — 7 to 10p.m., Chimps Hangout, 500 S.E. CassAve., Roseburg. Jazz cabaret. 541-679-5444.

EVENTSSPRING CRAFT FAIR — 1 to 9 p.m.,

2110 Frear St., Roseburg. Fair featuringbooths with wares including soaps, toys,olive oil, jewelry, clothing, hats amongother items. Admission is $5 for adultsand $2.50 for seniors and children. Kids5 and younger get in free. 541-957-7010.

CONTRA DANCE AT THE GRANGE —7 to 10 p.m., Lookingglass Grange, 7426Lookingglass Road, Roseburg. Contradance with music provided by IrishCreme and caller Woody Lane. Dancepartner is not required. Participants arecoupled and dance a series of figures, ormoves, with another couple for a shorttime. $5 per person at the door. 541-580-9129 or [email protected].

‘EXTREMITIES’ — 7:30 p.m., BettyUnruh Theatre, 1614 W. Harvard Ave.,Roseburg. Umpqua Actors CommunityTheatre’s play about a young womanwho is attacked in her own home, cap-tures her attacker and must decide if shewill turn him over to authorities or pro-vide her own punishment. Tickets are$10. 541-673-2125.

Saturday, March 24

MUSICRAT PACK TRIBUTE DINNER SHOW

— 7 to 9 p.m., TenDown Bowling andEntertainment, Splitz Family Grill, 2400N.E. Diamond Lake Blvd., Roseburg.Vegas-style rat pack tribute performedby Clint Ingbretson. $25.95 for primerib dinner and show. Call for reserva-tions. 541-672-3601.

SYKE — 7 to 10 p.m., ChimpsHangout, 500 S.E. Cass Ave., Rose-burg. 1980s rock. 541-679-5444.

EDDIE ROSS — 7 to 11 p.m., EaglesAerie No. 3508, 116 E. Second St.,Sutherlin. $4 per person. 541-459-9151.

KENNY HOLMES AND THE BLUES

DADDYS — 8 to 11 p.m., The ZenMongolian Grill and Lounge, 1969 S.E.Stephens St., Roseburg. 541-643-0263.

PARTNERS IN CRIME — 8 p.m.,Kodiak Bar and Grill, 929 S.E. StephensSt., Roseburg. Jazz, rock, country andblues. 541-672-4922.

EVENTSSPRING ANTIQUES AND COL-

LECTIBLES SHOW — 9 a.m. to 6 p.m.,Douglas County Fairgrounds, Confer-ence Hall, 2110 Frear St., Roseburg.Rare antiques and collectibles will beon display. 541-440-4396.

BOOK SIGNING — 1 to 3 p.m., VWBooks, 1444 N.W. Garden Valley Blvd.,Roseburg. Sutherlin author Ann Shoreywill be available to sign copies of hernew book, “Where Wildflowers Bloom.”A limited number of copies will beavailable at the store. 541-459-1100.

SPRING CRAFT FAIR — 1 to 9 p.m.,2110 Frear St., Roseburg. Fair featuringbooths with wares including soaps,toys, olive oil, jewelry, clothing, hatsamong other items. Admission is $5 foradults and $2.50 for seniors and chil-

dren. Kids 5 and younger get in free.541-957-7010.

AN ASSOCIATION OF WRITERS20TH ANNIVERSARY CELEBRATION —2 to 4 p.m., Ford Room, DouglasCounty Library, 1409 N.E. DiamondLake Blvd., Roseburg. Club will cele-bration 20th year in Douglas County.Snacks and beverages will be offered.Performance by Mark Brada. 541-459-9830.

SPRING FLING DINNER-DANCE —6 p.m., Unity Church of Roseburg, 507N.E. Winchester St., Roseburg. Dinnerand dance with music provided bySmall Town Rumor. Spaghetti dinnerwith salad, bread and beverage.Advance tickets are $5 per person and$7 at the door. Children 9 and youngereat for free. 541-957-1452.

‘EXTREMITIES’ — 7:30 p.m., BettyUnruh Theatre, 1614 W. Harvard Ave.,Roseburg. Umpqua Actors CommunityTheatre’s play about a young womanwho is attacked in her own home, cap-tures her attacker and must decide ifshe will turn him over to authorities orprovide her own punishment. Ticketsare $10. 541-673-2125.

Sunday, March 25

MUSICTHE MAX — 1 to 4 p.m., Vine and

Wine Center, Abacela, 12500 Looking-glass Road, Roseburg. Sixth and finalconcert for Abacela’s Winter Live MusicSeries.

EVENTSSPRING ANTIQUES AND COL-

LECTIBLES SHOW — 11 a.m. to 4p.m., Douglas County Fairgrounds,Conference Hall, 2110 Frear St., Rose-burg. Rare antiques and collectibleswill be on display. 541-440-4396.

SPRING CRAFT FAIR — 11 a.m. to5 p.m., 2110 Frear St., Roseburg. Fairfeaturing booths with wares includingsoaps, toys, olive oil, jewelry, clothing,hats among other items. Admission is$5 for adults and $2.50 for seniors andchildren. Kids 5 and younger get infree. 541-957-7010.

‘EXTREMITIES’ — 2 p.m., BettyUnruh Theatre, 1614 W. Harvard Ave.,Roseburg. Umpqua Actors CommunityTheatre’s play about a young womanwho is attacked in her own home, cap-tures her attacker and must decide ifshe will turn him over to authorities orprovide her own punishment. Ticketsare $10. 541-673-2125.

Monday, March 26

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Tuesday, March 27

MUSICMOONGLOW — 5 to 8 p.m.,

Charley’s BBQ, 812 W. Harvard Ave.,Roseburg. No cover. 541-957-1786.

EVENTSCHILI PEPPER READERS — 5:30

p.m., Ford Community Room, DouglasCounty Library, 1409 N.E. DiamondLake Blvd., Roseburg. Although itsfocus is usually on romances, thegroup will discuss books from all gen-res at this meeting. Refreshments willbe served, no registration is required.541-440-4311.

TUESDAY NIGHT COMEDY SHOW-CASE — 8 p.m., Seven Feathers CasinoResort, 146 Chief Miwaleta Lane,Canyonville. 541-839-1111.

Wednesday, March 28

MUSICCOUNTRY NIGHT — 5 p.m., Sweet

Dixie, 194 Old Pacific Highway, MyrtleCreek. Bill Deremer and Jo Dee Mariesing country. Dancing, music and food.541-863-5000.

STORYVILLE JAZZ BAND — 6 to 9p.m., The Zoo, 2455 N.E. DiamondLake Blvd., Roseburg. Dixieland, swingand dance. No cover. 541-672-4488.


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Sutherlin author Ann Shorey will be signing copies of hernew book “Where Wildflowers Bloom” 1 to 3 p.m. Saturday atVW Books in the Roseburg Valley Mall.

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Thursday, March 29

MUSICACOUSTIC BLEND — 5 to 8 p.m.,

Charley’s BBQ, 812 W. Harvard Ave.,Roseburg. No cover. 541-957-1786.

CRY BABY — 9 to midnight, JerseyLilly, 1430 N.E. Dee St., Roseburg.Blues. $2 cover. 541-672-9131.

Friday, March 30

MUSICTHE MAX — 5 to 8 p.m., My Coffee

and Wine Experience, 1700 GardenValley Blvd. Suite 100, Roseburg.Rock and folk. 541-229-1230.

GARY LAROSE — 7 to 10 p.m.,Chimps Hangout, 500 S.E. Cass Ave.,Roseburg. Acoustic alternative fromCalifornia. 541-679-5444.

EVENTSCALAPOOIA MUSEUM GRAND

OPENING — 1 to 8 p.m., CalapooiaReflections Museum of Sutherlin, 113W. Central Ave., Sutherlin. The muse-um specializes in preserving itemsfrom the late 19th and early 20th cen-tury. Presentation of sponsors at 5:30p.m. 541-459-4522.

‘EXTREMITIES’ — 7:30 p.m., Betty

Unruh Theatre, 1614 W. Harvard Ave.,Roseburg. Umpqua Actors Communi-ty Theatre’s play about a youngwoman who is attacked in her ownhome, captures her attacker and mustdecide if she will turn him over toauthorities or provide her own pun-ishment. Tickets are $10. 541-673-2125.

Saturday, March 31

MUSICDIXONVILLE CHICKS — 7 to 9

p.m., Little Brothers Pub, 428 S.E.Main St., Roseburg. All-female rockband. 541-672-0912.

MATT MILLER — 7 to 10 p.m.,Chimps Hangout, 500 S.E. Cass Ave.,Roseburg. Baritone guitarist andsongwriter from Arizona. 541-679-5444.

FRANK MCCRACKEN — 7 to 11p.m., Eagles Aerie No. 3508, 116 E.Second St., Sutherlin. $4 per person.541-459-9151.

EVENTSROSEBURG SENIOR CENTER AND

WINE TASTING — 1 to 5 p.m., 2350Aviation Drive, Roseburg. Silent andlive auction to help raise money for anew senior center in Roseburg. Up forbid are gift certificates, casino roompackages, golf packages and manyrare collectible items. 541-591-8187or [email protected].

‘EXTREMITIES’ — 7:30 p.m., BettyUnruh Theatre, 1614 W. Harvard Ave.,Roseburg. Umpqua Actors Communi-ty Theatre’s play about a youngwoman who is attacked in her ownhome, captures her attacker and mustdecide if she will turn him over toauthorities or provide her own pun-ishment. Tickets are $10. 541-673-2125.

Sunday, April 1

EVENTS‘EXTREMITIES’ — 2 p.m., Betty

Unruh Theatre, 1614 W. Harvard Ave.,Roseburg. Umpqua Actors Communi-ty Theatre’s play about a youngwoman who is attacked in her ownhome, captures her attacker and must

decide if she will turn him over toauthorities or provide her own pun-ishment. Tickets are $10. 541-673-2125.

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RYAN IMONDIThe News-Review

hen Ron Bolt retired 10years ago from a careerin teaching, he wantedto spend his free time

on interests he neglected whileearning a paycheck.

As an elementary schoolteacher in Sutherlin, Boltfound that long weeks withlong days left him with littlespare time. Writing wasBolt’s favorite subject to teach,and much like his inspired stu-dents, he took up writing as aserious venture outside the class-room.

“I thought I’d have some of thatfun for myself and become awriter,” he said.

Knowing his lesson plans byheart didn’t pre-vent Bolt fromfeeling unsureabout his ownwriting. He foundassurance in AnAssociation ofWriters, a groupwhose membersoffered critiques,praise and advice.Ten years laterBolt is still amember, while theassociation hashelped him pub-lish academic arti-cles, short stories

and poetry.This year marks 20 years of

AAW providing the same opportu-nity for all Douglas County writ-ers.

The group will meet Saturday inthe Ford Community Room at theDouglas County Library to lookback on its accomplishments andlook forward to future endeavors.

Current and past members willspeak of successes cultivated bybeing part of the group.

As with many writing groups,its members’ influence lies morein the words they have writtenthan anything spoken.

AAW has produced fouranthologies, all volumes of 100-plus pages, including “Waterfall ofWords” published earlier this year.In addition, its members have pub-lished articles and stories assistedby the services the group offers.

Roseburg resident Bonnie John-son said she has seen her writingimprove in the 14 years she’s beena member. She joined after friendstold her she had a knack for writ-ing. She said AAW is great foranyone passionate about the writ-ten word.

“It’s a wonderful outlet for peo-

ple, whether they’re going to be aprofessional writer or just need anoutlet to express themselves,” shesaid.

Current AAW President EmilyBlakely said the group startedunder similar ideologies in theearly ’90s, when a group ofUmpqua Community College stu-dents sought an outlet outside theclassroom to develop as writers.

As the group has expanded, sohave the backgrounds and talentsof its members. Military veterans,teachers and entrepreneurs are justa few association participants,

although most are retired. Thegroup meets at 10:45 a.m. the sec-ond Monday of each month.

In the last five years, the grouphas ballooned to roughly 50 dues-paying members as AAW hasslowly created a reputation fordeveloping writers. Blakely saidpeople often start with autobio-graphical intentions, but branchout to other genres.

She said she became involvedafter her husband, Clyde, discov-ered the group, which helped him

An Association of Writers marks 20 years of wordsmithing

ON THE COVER

Pen Pals

Collectionsof stories

written bymembers of the

Douglas Countywriters group An

Association of Writ-ers including their

most recent volume,“Waterfall of Words.”

On the cover: An Asso-ciation of Writers president

Emily Blakely displaysbooks produced by the Dou-

glas County writing group.

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JERRY HARKAVYFor The Associated Press

It’s not often that a traveland adventure writer whohopscotches the globe for

good stories stumbles upon ariveting tale on his owndoorstep, especially when helives on a sparsely populatedisland in of Washington state’sPuget Sound.

But when teenage outlawColton Harris-Moore, whosethievery ranged from Snickersbars and frozen pizzas toexpensive boats and planes,unleashed his “wily one-kidcrime wave” on Orcas Island, itwould have been impossiblefor a writer like Friel not torealize that a world-class storyhad landed in his lap.

Harris-Moore was capturedin the Bahamas after two yearson the lam, and his saga endedthis year when a federal judgesentenced him to 6 1/2 years inprison. But the public’s fasci-nation with the outlaw whowas dubbed “the Barefoot Ban-dit” is sure to continue, fueledby Friel’s book and a plannedHollywood movie.

The reader is introduced tothe 17-year-old protagonistduring his white-knuckle flightin a stolen Cessna 182 over thejagged peaks of the Cascadeswhile knocked around by 60mph winds and sought by lawenforcement. Being alone inthe cockpit and lacking anyofficial flight training add tothe sense of adventure.

He survived that and otherbrushes with mortality recount-ed by Friel, who chronicles thestring of Northwest larceniesand incarcerations that culmi-nated in a cross-country runand Harris-Moore’s capture atsea. Even as he becomes theobject of a nationwide man-hunt, the gangly 6-foot-5 youthcomes across as more HuckFinn than John Dillinger.Indeed, Friel’s account of Har-ris-Moore’s miserable upbring-ing cannot help but evoke sym-pathy, even in the face of hissuccession of bad decisions.

“This was a kid, an outcast,who’d been bullied and beaten,forgotten and failed, expelled,medicated, incarcerated and

seemingly doomed to society’slowest rung,” writes Friel ofthe abused youth who took ona feral streak from spendingmuch of the time alone in thewoods near his mother’s trailer.

Throughout it all, Harris-Moore nurtured a dream ofbecoming a pilot. His computerskills, intuitive intelligence andstudies of flight manualsserved him well when he tookto the air.

His brazen burglaries athouses, airplane hangars andmarinas, usually carried outwhile shoeless, outwittedpolice and won him the supportof countless fans who trumpet-ed his exploits on the Internetand wore T-shirts celebratinghis lawlessness.

“Colt’s combination of twen-ty-first-century tech savvinessand nineteenth-century outlawcojones came together to createa remarkably effective crimi-nal,” Friel writes.

It is Friel’s ability to spin agreat yarn that draws the readerin from the start and never letsup. And he does it with deftreporting and a breezy andentertaining style that enlivensa tale as incredible as it is true.

write stories from his involve-ment in the Vietnam War.

KatSue Grant, a past presi-dent of AAW, said people canoften get lost between writer’sblock, editing, and the manyother challenges faced by inex-perienced writers.

She said as AAW has morethan one purpose. Its statedmission is to encourage qualitywriting, offer help and supportfor marketing writing and pro-vide visiting experts.

“A lot of big book publishersdon’t take that many new writ-ers,” Grant said. “Our main jobis to help teach people how towrite well.”

She said that assistanceextends from before the firstword is written to after the finalversion of a story is published.

One of the group’s mosteffective activities is the read-ing critique sessions. Johnsonsaid these exercises are crucialfor cultivating good writing.They helped her a lot, she said.

“If you don’t get feedback,you don’t know if your mes-sage will get across,” Johnsonsaid.

For many, it’s hard to pin

down why the club is such anessential resource, but they sayhaving a place where writerscan simply meet and talk isinvaluable.

“There’s nothing like beingin a room full of people whoare all there with the sameinterest. I think it’s just a terrif-ic way to be with people inter-ested in what you’re interestedin,” Grant said.

Bolt, who said he has manystories left to write, agrees.

“Writing is a solitary task, soit’s good to get together withothers doing the same thing,”he said.

If the momentum keeps up,AAW’s 40th anniversary cele-bration could be too volumi-nous for the confines of thelibrary’s Ford room.

• You can reach reporterRyan Imondi at 541-957-4211or by email at [email protected].


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Members of the Douglas County writing group An Association of Writers gather for arecent photo. Members will mark the group’s 20 year anniversary Saturday with a celebrationat the Douglas County Library.

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Recently, I made the mis-take of joking on Twit-ter about the possibility

of a Team Peeta vs. Team Galedynamic, referring to the twoyoung men who hold specialplaces in the heart of KatnissEverdeen, the 16-year-oldheroine of “The HungerGames.”

Some people played alongbut many were appalled at thevery idea of something ascliched and flimsy as a lovetriangle defining the youngwoman they’ve come toadmire so fiercely fromSuzanne Collins’ best-sellingtrio of novels, the first adapta-tion of which makes its way tothe screen this weekend amidgreat fervor and expectation.

I learned very quickly:These people do not messaround when it comes to Kat-niss.

Those same fans should bethoroughly satisfied with thefaithfulness of Gary Ross’film, with its propulsive natureand vivid imagery: a mix ofdecadent costumes and archi-tecture and harsh, unforgivingexteriors. At its center is Jen-nifer Lawrence, an idealchoice to play this strong,independent young woman.Those who saw her Oscar-

nominated performance in2010’s “Winter’s Bone”already were aware of her star-tling screen presence — hernatural beauty, instincts andmaturity beyond her years.And yet there’s a youthfulenergy and even a vulnerabili-ty that make her relatable tothe core, target audience offemale fans. Lawrence is end-lessly watchable, and she bet-ter be, since she’s in nearlyevery single shot of Ross’ film.

And speaking of Ross, hemay seem an unlikely choiceto direct a movie about a futur-istic, fascist world in whichteenagers must fight each otherto the death in an exploitativedisplay of national loyalty andpride. He is, after all, the manbehind such clever, charming

and uplifting films as “Dave,”“Pleasantville” and “Seabis-cuit.” But those movies, whilebased on high-concept premis-es, ultimately had pointedthings to say about politics andsociety. The methodology of“The Hunger Games” may bemore complicated but its dark-ly satirical message is unmis-takable.

The script adheres ratherclosely to Collins’ novel — nosurprise there since she co-wrote it with Ross and BillyRay — although it does trun-cate some of the subplots thatgive the book its greatest emo-tional heft as well as soften thebrutal violence of the gamesthemselves, ostensibly in thename of securing a PG-13 rat-ing. Still, the makers of “The

Hunger Games” havemanaged the difficultfeat of crafting a filmthat feels both epicand intimate at once.

A post-apocalypticversion of NorthAmerica has beendivided into 12 dis-tricts. Every year, ateenage boy and girlfrom each are selectedrandomly at the“Reaping” and sent tothe opulent, art decoCapitol, where they’remade over, trainedand primed to fighteach other until one isleft standing in thesprawling arena.Gamesmakers manip-ulate their surround-ings, “Truman

Show”-style; Wes Bentley,sporting fiendish facial hair,functions as a sadistic versionof Christof in a control roomon high.

Every minute of competitionis breathlessly broadcast to thenation, with viewers rootingfor and betting on theirfavorites; having a sympathet-ic back story is crucial, andsimilarities to reality showslike “Survivor” or even“American Idol” are clearlyintended. Even the program’shost (Stanley Tucci in anupswept blue ‘do) has a hugepersonality but isn’t so out-landish that you couldn’timage him as the face of sometop-rated primetime gameshow.

Katniss lives with her wid-

owed mother and belovedyounger sister, Prim, in thedistant District 12, known forits poverty and mining — aplace visually reminiscent ofthe Ozarks of “Winter’sBone.” An expert hunter with abow and arrow, she spends herdays seeking food for her fam-ily in the forest with her bestfriend, the hunky Gale (LiamHemsworth). Some of thestrongest moments in “TheHunger Games” are not the bigaction sequences, where theeffects tend to look a bitcheesy, but rather the quieterexchanges like the onesLawrence and Hemswortheffortlessly share.

But when Prim’s name iscalled at the Reaping, Katnisssprings into action to volunteerinstead. This is one of thosescenes in which you don’tneed to have read the book tofeel emotionally engaged; thedrama and the tears feel real,and they’re not overplayed.Katniss’ male counterpart isPeeta Mellark (Josh Hutcher-son), the baker’s sweet butbland son. Together they’re toreceive mentoring from thefrequently inebriatedHaymitch (Woody Harrelson),the last winner from District12; the character’s rough edgeshave been buffed significantlyand it’s not an improvement.Elizabeth Banks is nearlyunrecognizable as Effie, theirgarish, perky escort. They alsoundergo mandated makeoversfrom their stylist, Cinna(Lenny Kravitz in an inspiredbit of casting — he andLawrence have a lovely rap-port together).

There’s never any questionas to whether Katniss will win— there are two more bookswaiting to be made into moviesafter this one — so the chal-lenge comes from maintaininga sense of tension and immer-sion in this dystopian world ascompetitors drop off one byone, which Ross and Co.achieve. “The Hunger Games”runs nearly two and a halfhours in length but is the rarefilm that never drags and does-n’t overstay its welcome. Itcould keep running as long asKatniss does, and we’d want tobe right there every heart-pounding step of the way.


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THE HAGUE, Nether-lands (AP) — It was, itwasn’t, it is: A still life

once thought to be by Vincentvan Gogh but later downgrad-ed to being the work of ananonymous artist is indeed bythe tormented Dutch impres-sionist himself, researchersannounced Tuesday.

The process leading to theconfirmation of the painting’sauthenticity reads like a coldcase detective story. A newX-ray technique helpedexperts re-examine what theyalready knew about “Still lifewith meadow flowers androses” and draw on a growingpool of scholarly Van Goghresearch.

A detailed X-ray of anunderlying painting of twowrestlers and knowledge ofthe painter’s period at a Bel-gian art academy led a teamof researchers to concludethat the painting really is byVan Gogh.

The painting is owned bythe Kroeller-Mueller Museumin the central Netherlands andwas being hung there Tuesdayamong its other Van Goghworks.

There was no real eurekamoment for experts studyingthe still life, said Louis vanTilborgh, a senior researcherat Amsterdam’s Van GoghMuseum who took part in the

confirmation process.“All the pieces just fell into

place,” he told The Associat-ed Press.

The painting, on a 100 cm-by-80 cm (40x31 inch) can-vas, was bought by theKroeller-Mueller Museum in1974 as a Van Gogh. Thework was thought to comefrom the artist’s period livingwith his brother Theo in Parisfrom late 1886.

“But when they hung it (inthe museum), doubts crept in”about its authenticity, saidVan Tilborgh.

Experts thought the canvaswas too large for that period,the depiction of a vase brim-ming over with flowers andyet more flowers lying on atable in the foreground wastoo exuberant, too busy. Thesignature was in an unusualposition for Van Gogh — thetop right hand corner.

With the doubts piling up,the museum in 2003 decidedto attribute the painting to ananonymous artist instead of toVan Gogh.

But the detective work didnot end there.

An X-ray taken five yearsearlier had already revealedan indistinct image of thewrestlers and continued tointerest researchers.

Now, a new more detailedX-ray has shown thewrestlers in more detail,along with the brush strokesand pigments used. They allpointed back to Van Gogh.

“You can see the wrestlersmore clearly and the fact thatthey are wearing loin cloths,”said Van Tilborgh.

Having models pose half-naked was a defining charac-teristic of the Antwerp acade-my where Van Gogh studiedin early 1886. So was the sizeof the canvas, the Kroeller-Mueller Museum said.

Vincent wrote to his broth-er about needing the largecanvas, new brushes andpaint.

Theo helped the pennilessartist buy the materials and aweek later Van Gogh wroteback that he was delightedwith the painting of twowrestlers.

Van Tilborgh said the brushstrokes and pigments in thewrestlers painting also corre-sponded with what expertsnow know about Van Gogh’swork in Antwerp.

The wrestlers also helpexplain the “uncharacteristicexuberance” of the floral stilllife, the Kroeller-MuellerMuseum statement said: VanGogh had to cover up all ofthe old image with his newwork.

X-rays reveal secrets in van Goghs


This X-ray provided by the Kroeller Mueller Museum inOtterlo, Netherlands shows an underlying image of twowrestlers on a painting entitled “Still life with meadow flowersand roses” by Vincent van Gogh. X-ray research has uncov-ered in greater detail an art school study by Van Gogh of twowrestlers concealed on the same canvas and invisible to thenaked eye.

Museum says ‘Still Life’proven to be by theDutch impressionist


NEW YORK (AP) —Ambassador Herbie Hancockbelieves what the world needsis a little jazz diplomacy.

The renowned jazz pianist’sfirst major initiative since beingnamed a UNESCO GoodwillAmbassador last July is toestablish International Jazz Dayto be held on April 30 of everyyear. That date coincides withthe last day of what has beencelebrated as Jazz AppreciationMonth in the U.S.

This year’s inaugu-ral event — organizedby the U.N. Educa-tional, Scientific andCultural Organizationin partnership with theThelonious MonkInstitute of Jazz,which Hancock chairs— will include star-studded concerts inParis, New Orleansand New York as wellas jazz-related events in severaldozen countries from Algeria toUruguay.

Hancock said he had littledifficulty lining up support forhis proposal from the 195-member U.N. cultural organiza-tion “because so many coun-tries have been affected in cru-cial ways over the years by thepresence of jazz.”

“Jazz has been the voice offreedom for so many countriesover the past half century,”Hancock said Tuesday.

“This is really about theinternational diplomatic aspectof jazz and how it has through-out a major part of its historybeen a major force in bringingpeople of various countries andcultures together.”

UNESCO Director-GeneralIrina Bokova endorsed the ini-tiative. In a statement, she saidInternational Jazz Day isintended to bring together peo-ple all over the world “to cele-brate and learn more about theart of jazz, its roots and itsimpact, and to highlight itsimportant role as a means ofcommunication that transcendsdifferences.”

The official kick-off will beon April 27 with an all-day pro-gram at UNESCO Headquar-ters in Paris that will includemaster classes, roundtable dis-

cussions and improvisationalworkshops. An evening concertwill feature Hancock, Dee DeeBridgewater, South Africa’sHugh Masekela and Brazil’sTania Maria, among others.

Hancock will begin the April30 celebrations with a sunriseconcert at New Orleans’ CongoSquare, the birthplace of jazz,which comes right after the firstweekend of the city’s Jazz andHeritage Festival.

The concert willpresent local jazzluminaries TerenceBlanchard, EllisMarsalis, Dr. MichaelWhite, Kermit Ruffinsand the Treme BrassBrand. Hancock plansto perform his funkystandard “WatermelonMan” with highschool students fromaround the world viaan Internet link.

He then will fly to New Yorkfor a sunset all-star jazz concertfor the international diplomaticcorps at the U.N. GeneralAssembly Hall to be hosted byMorgan Freeman, RobertDeNiro, Michael Douglas andQuincy Jones. The concert willbe streamed live via the U.N.and UNESCO websites.

Its lineup already includesHancock, Bridgewater, WyntonMarsalis, Wayne Shorter,Christian McBride, EsperanzaSpalding, Jack DeJohnette,Derek Trucks, Susan Tedeschiand Jimmy Heath. The Ameri-cans will be joined by an inter-national cast of musicians span-ning different genres, includingRichard Bona (Cameroon),Hiromi Uehara (Japan), ZakirHussain (India), AngeliqueKidjo (Benin), Lang Lang(China), and Romero Lubambo(Brazil).

Hancock sees his latest initia-tive as an extension of his 2010CD, the double Grammy-win-ning “The Imagine Project,” aglobe-trotting, genre-mixingeffort that featured a UnitedNations of pop and worldmusic stars from 10 countries.

“I hope that this day spreadsthe joy of spontaneous creationthat exists in this music,” Han-cock said. “My feeling is thatjazz will be getting its just due.”

MUSIC

Hancock

Hancock launchesInternational Jazz DayATLANTA (AP) — James

Fortune used to watch his chil-dren sleep in the bathtubbefore he lay beside his preg-nant wife at night in a motel,wondering how he was goingto provide for his family thenext day.

For the gospel singer, beinghomeless for seven months in2007 was the most strenuousstint of his life. The constantletdown of watching others gethired for jobs while he and hiswife Cheryl went overlookedweakened his faith. He askedin a prayer why God seeming-ly abandoned them duringtheir most stressful time.

But during his prayer, For-tune said he went from beingemotionally stifled to at peace.That’s when he was led towrite the words to his 2009 hitsong, “I Trust You,” whichtopped the Gospel NationalAirplay chart for 28 straightweeks

“I questioned God,” herecalled.

“It seemed like God wasn’teven there and had forgottenabout us because we saw otherpeople get hired and prosper-ing,” he continued. “It seemedlike the lowest point. But inthat situation, God gave me thesong that changed my life.”

The 32-year-old Fortune andhis ensemble called F.I.Y.A(Free In Yahweh’s Abundance)recently released their fourthalbum “Identity,” whichdebuted in the top spot on Bill-board’s Gospel, Christian andIndependent album charts. Heis a rising a star in the genreand has opened concerts forsome of gospel’s best, includ-ing Kirk Franklin, ShirleyCaesar, Yolanda Adams andFred Hammond.

Last year, Fortune launchedFIYA World Music Group with

his wife, who is the vice presi-dent of the record label. Life istotally different these days forthe Fortunes, who are nowhave their own home in Hous-ton.

“It’s a beautiful testimony,”Franklin said of the Fortunes.“It’s amazing how God takespeople that have had horribleexperiences and (they) use itas a tool to write songs andmusic that will speak to otherpeople who are going throughthe same things. It’s amazinghow God takes lemons andmakes them into lemonade.”

Fortune lost his job at awater company and his wifewas laid off from an insurancecompany when their employ-ers decided to downsize fiveyears ago. Even though he andF.I.Y.A. already had an albumout three years before, it wasnot a lucrative project.

The only stream of incomethe Fortunes had was throughthe singer’s part-time positionas minister of music at HigherDimension Church in Houston.But they had more bills thanmoney and struggled to paymedical bills since they had nohealth insurance, they said.

As a result, Fortune alongwith his pregnant wife and twochildren — who were 2 and 1years old at the time — wereevicted from their home andcouldn’t afford to keep one oftheir cars. For the first coupleof months, they loaded up intheir only car until it wasrepossessed, which promptedthem to move from one motelto another.

During the whole time, For-tune and his wife told none oftheir family members orfriends of their circumstances.

“Pride got in the way,” saidCheryl Fortune. “We didn’twant them to know how far wehad fallen. It would alwaysseem like something wouldalways come through. We justtried to figure it out by our-selves.”

Cheryl Fortune said sheoften read the Bible andfocused mainly on scriptureJeremiah 29:11 to give herstrength each day. She wantedto bring light to the situationfor her children and supporther husband.

The Fortunes survived offthe money they saved fromtheir previous jobs and throughseveral performances.

“For a man to not be able toprovide, it almost makes themseem like they’re nothing,” shesaid. “But I really kept pray-ing. I prayed not to be a nag-ging wife. ... I prayed everyday to keep my attitude posi-tive regardless where wewere.”

Gospel singer homeless no more


Gospel singer James For-tune was homeless forseven months in 2007 butwas inspired to write thewords to his 2009 hit song, “ITrust You,” which topped theGospel National Airplaychart for 28 straight weeks.


MARK KENNEDYAP Drama Writer

NEW YORK — Theparty has already startedby the time you enter

the Broadway theater to see themusical “Once.”

The Bernard B. Jacobs The-atre’s stage is filled with musi-cians jamming to Irish tunes inwhat looks like a Dublin pub.Real drinks are offered to thebrave theatergoers willing to goup and mingle.

Eventually, come show time,everything sort of melts away— those musicians are the cast— and there’s just a guy upthere strumming a guitar.

Pure, moving and inventive— these are the foundations ofthe irresistible production thatopened Sunday, and it is a studyin how to beautifully adapt amovie to the stage. In manyways, in fact, this “Once” is bet-ter than the original “Once.”

The musical follows thefilm’s simple love storybetween a Czech flower sellerand an Irish street musician andvacuum cleaner repairman inDublin. He’s pining for a lostlove, she’s a lonely single moth-er — can these two find love intheir shared passion for music?Made for about $150,000, thefilm earned $20 million, thanksin part to an original score thatincluded the sublime, 2007Oscar-winning song, “Falling

Slowly.”Anyone approaching the

material with an eye for thestage faces serious hurdles: Thefilm had a documentary feeleven though it was fiction. Itwas only 85 minutes. And thechemistry between the lovers onscreen — Marketa Irglova andGlen Hansard — wouldn’t beeasy to recreate: Not only werethey the songwriters, they alsowere one-time lovers.

Enter director John Tiffany,playwright Enda Walsh, chore-ographer Steven Hoggett and atalented cast of 12 led by SteveKazee and Cristin Milioti. All

are faithful to the star-crossedstory without following the cel-luloid version shot-for-shot, andthey even add depth to peripher-al figures in the film. The musi-cal was an off-Broadway hitand doesn’t suffer a bit frommoving to a 1,000-seat Broad-way theater.

Most of the songs from thefilm are here — but not all.New tunes from Hansard andIrglova and reprises of old oneshave been gracefully added tothe mix by music supervisorand orchestrator Martin Lowe.Kazee plays guitar and Miliotiher piano, while the other 10

performers play a variety ofroles and instruments — banjo,mandolin, violin, ukulele andaccordion, among them —sometimes dancing while per-forming.

Kazee adopts a convincingIrish accent and he has a greatvoice, especially when hestrains with emotion. He’s pret-ty good looking, too, in justjeans, an undershirt and a vest.Milioti winningly plays theheroine like a sort of ManicPixie Dream Girl from theCzech Republic — “You mustalways say hello to the piano,”she tells the guy knowingly —but pulls it off, even though herthick accent impedes her soar-ing voice.

Walsh has put in ingenioustouches, like taking a bank offi-cer who loans the couple thecash to record a demo tape andputting him in the backup band,together with the girl’s rowdyCzech friends and flatmates.

The owner of an instrumentshop — barely there in the film— is given comedic life for anexcellent Paul Whitty. One run-ning joke is that both the Czechimmigrants and Dublin nativesare addicted to a local soapopera, a nice counterpoint to thewould-be love story unspoolingfitfully on stage.

One dangerous momentcomes in a scene that never wasin the film — the two finallyspeak the unspoken.

“Isn’t this unfinished?” hetells her.

“But we haven’t started any-thing,” she replies.

“No? Well it feels like we’vestarted,” he says.

Part of the charm of the filmwas that this would-be couplenever really discussed their rela-tionship, just like life. So it’ssomewhat dangerous and a littlecringe-inducing to have ittelegraphed from the stage, aswhen the guy says: “I wrotethese songs at another time foranother girl but when I sing it’sfor us, I think. It’s you I see inthe songs.”

But, ultimately, this is a con-fident, well-constructed piece.There are few special effects —Bob Crowley’s set is just aninterior of a pub decorated withmirrors — and little beside 12talented people playing awayfor more than two hours. Youneed nothing else.

It’s sappy and melodramatic,yes, but seems to avoid gettingstuck there, mainly thanks to itshumor — charming Irish turnsof phrases and funny characters— and those deeply movingsongs.

And it’s nice to have a musi-cal about lost love. You can gosee happy endings at “MammaMia!” and “Anything Goes,”but more people might relate tothe poignant, weepy “Once,”which is basically an ode toheartbreak.

THEATER REVIEW

Musical adaptation of ‘Once’ is irresistible


In this theater image released by Boneau/Bryan-Brown,Steve Kazee, left, and Cristin Milioti are shown in a scenefrom “Once” in New York.

NEW YORK (AP) — If youaren’t happy with youremployer, why not just killher? Such was the twistedthinking of the unhappy ser-vant sisters presented in JeanGenet’s 1947 absurdist play,“The Maids,” in which twosadistic, unstable womenrepeatedly and joyfully act outtheir grotesque, mistress-mur-dering fantasies.

The mind-twisting Red Bullproduction, which openedThursday night off-Broadwayat the Theatre at St. Clements,is a crackling, suspensefulexplosion of well-controlleddebauchery. The power strug-gles and constant role-shiftingbetween the two maids are

rapid-fire and impressivelyhandled.

Under Jesse Berger’sinspired direction, Ana Reederas Solange and Jeanine Ser-ralles as Claire are like barelycaged wild animals, circlingaround Madame’s sumptuousbedroom in her absence,repeatedly play-acting theirdelusional fantasies about howto kill her.

Taking turns wearing hermost expensive gowns, theyleap onto furniture and launchinto near-hysterical tirades oneminute, then quickly switchidentities, acting as one anotheror taking over the command-ing, insulting role of their mis-tress. Occasionally they scurry

around in real-life panicky,abject servant mode when theythink she’s returning home. Itevolves that they’ve connivedto get Madame’s lover arrested,but it appears their role will beuncovered, hence their currentrising hysteria.

The audience is ranged alongboth sides of the set, making usvoyeurs peering through long,horizontal bedroom windowsat Dane Laffrey’s plush, ele-gant, yet claustrophobic set.Inspired by a 1933 murder inFrance when two maids brutal-ly killed their employers,Genet wanted to make theaudience uncomfortable, andthe Red Bull production suc-ceeds admirably, enthusiasti-

cally presenting the immoralityand perversity of the servants.

Reeder and Serralles createan undercurrent of incestuous-ness beneath their characters’despair at their intolerablelives, and both are poignant intheir misery and grandly impe-rious in their malevolent delu-sions.

Reeder is especially rivetingin a lengthy soliloquy near theend, imagining herself calmlydealing with the police aftershe murders Madame.

Some of the tension is tem-porarily relieved midwaythrough with a brief appear-ance by the real Madame. J.Smith-Cameron gives an ele-gant performance as the maids’

unwary mistress, cleverly find-ing some much-needed humorin her shading of that selfish,entitled employer.

Unaware of the irony,Madame notes that the maidshave “filled her room withfuneral flowers,” and saysplayfully, “You’re trying to killme with your tea and yourflowers and your suggestions.”Since the audience knows thetea contains phenobarbital, thetension ratchets right back upagain.

Red Bull’s creative and pro-duction teams have created asharp, edgy version of Genet’sinverse morality play, whichmakes for a great evening oftheater.

Dust first, then whack the boss in ‘The Maids’


NEW YORK (AP) —Retired St. Louis Cardinalsmanager Tony La Russa isready to look back on hisamazing career.

William Morrow announcedMonday that “One Last Strike:Fifty Years in Baseball, Tenand a Half Games Back, andOne Final Championship Sea-son” is tentatively scheduled tocome out this fall. The bookwill be co-written by RickHummel, a longtime reporterfor the St. Louis Post-Dispatch.

La Russa retired last fallafter managing the Cardinals toa dramatic World Series title,when the team beat the TexasRangers after coming withinone strike of elimination. Dur-ing the regular season, St.Louis rallied to make the play-offs despite having been 10 1/2games behind.

“This is a story, not only ofdramatic moments, but howthose dramatic moments wereproduced,” La Russa said in astatement released by Morrow.“This is a story about being 101/2 games out, a historic come-back and winning a WorldSeries championship as anunderdog. People ask me ‘Howdid you do it?’ This book willexplain how.”

The 67-year-old La Russaspent more than 30 years as amanager, and his 2,728 wins isthe third highest in majorleague history. His careerincluded three World Serieschampionships — two with St.Louis, one with the OaklandAthletics — and six leaguechampionships.

Morrow is an imprint ofHarperCollins Publishers.

Fresh off WorldSeries, La Russasigns book deal

LOU KESTERThe Associated Press

No video game can dupli-cate the drama of theend of the 2011 Major

League Baseball season. Youremember: The historic col-lapse of the Red Sox. TheRays’ late-inning recovery froma seven-run deficit on the lastday of the season. The Cardi-nals coming back twice ingame six of the World Seriesand eventually winning the tro-phy.

It’s still early in the 2012 sea-son I’m simulating on “MLB12: The Show” (Sony, for thePlayStation 3, $59.99; for theVita, $39.99), so I don’t knowif I’ll see those sort of Septem-ber-October heroics again. ButI’ve already witnessed plenty ofstirring offensive explosions,nerve-racking extra-inningduels and an Opening Day,two-hit shutout by the Nation-

als’ Stephen Strasburg, eachmade all the more excitingbecause I was controlling them.

“The Show,” perhaps morethan any baseball video gamebefore it, delivers the feelingthat you’re in the middle of ahigh-pressure major leaguecontest. Sony does a fine jobrecreating ballpark atmosphere,

but the real trick comes fromthe precision and intuitivenessof its controls. You never feellike you’re wrestling with thecontroller just to, say, make arunner try to score from secondon a single.

My favorite feature remainsthe Road to the Show, in whichyou create a player fromscratch and try to work yourway up from AA ball. Almostas addictive is the new Dia-mond Dynasty, in which youbuild an entire team, mixingreal and fictional players. Toimprove your players’ skills,you need to earn cash by com-

peting in games against thecomputer or other humansonline.

But the most groundbreakingelement of “The Show” is theintegrationbetween itsPS3 and Vitaversions. Ifyou’re going tobe away fromyour home con-sole for awhile, you cansave your sea-son to the“cloud,” thendownload it toyour Vita fromon the road. It’s a terrific fea-ture that I hope will be addedto more PS3/Vita games.Three-and-a-half stars out offour.

While “The Show” contin-ues its championship reign,“Major League Baseball2K12” (2K Sports, for theXbox 360, PS3, $59.99; Wii,$39.99; PC, $29.99; NintendoDS, PlayStation Portable,PlayStation 2, $19.99) feelslike it’s playing out the string.It’s an adequate simulation —

and, if you don’t own a Sonyconsole, it’s your only choice.

The hitting and pitchingmechanics are fine, but thesluggishness of the base run-

ners and field-ers is irritating.And when aninfielder doescatch up to aground ball,you have tocontend with a“throw meter”— misjudgeyour timingand that easytoss to firstwill end up in

the dugout. It’s an attempt tomake fielding just a bit moreinteractive, but it feels like onegimmick too many.

The most promising additionto “2K12,” called MLB Today,invites you to play as yourfavorite team, day-by-day, asthe real season unfolds. SinceOpening Day hasn’t arrivedyet, I couldn’t check it out —but it may be just the thing tomake the 2012 season bearablefor disgruntled Mets or Oriolesfans.

GAME REVIEW


An animated rendering of New York Yankees ace C.C. Sabathia is shown pitching in Boston’s Fenway Park in “MLB 12:The Show.”

‘The Show’ still swinging for the fences

MLB 12: The ShowHHH11⁄⁄22of four


Tony La Russa signs auto-graphs for fans in St. Louis.William Morrow announcedMonday that a La Russamemoir is tentatively sched-uled to come out this fall.

Major League Baseballsimulator offers several

dynasty options, butbase running still clunky

“The Show,” perhapsmore than any otherbaseball video gamebefore it, delivers the

feeling that you’re in themiddle of a high-pressure

major league contest.

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A&E 24 23 Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Dog Varied Dog the Bounty Hunter Criminal Minds Criminal Minds CSI: Miami ABC FAM 40 32 Life Today J. Meyer Varied Boy World Boy World What Like What Like Full House 700 Club The 700 Club Gilmore Girls AMC 68 24 Movie Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Varied Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Stooges Movie Varied Programs ANPL 49 47 Varied Orangutan Eden Big Cat Big Cat The Crocodile Hunter Wild Kingdom Dogs 101 Dogs 101 BRAVO 62 46 Paid Prog. Varied Programs CNBC 65 Squawk Squawk on the Street Fast Money Halftime Power Lunch Street Signs CNN 35 35 Strting Pnt CNN Newsroom CNN Newsroom CNN Newsroom COM 64 98 Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Entourage Daily Show Colbert Comedy Comedy RENO 911! CW 12 14 Paid Prog. The Daily Buzz Steve Wilkos Show The Jeremy Kyle Show Payne Payne DISC 34 30 Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Crefl o Doll Paid Prog. J. Robison J. Meyer Paid Prog. Almost, Away FBI: Criminal Pursuit How/Made How/Made DISN 37 21 Phineas 3rd & Bird Little Gaspard & Chugging Mickey Pirates Mickey Mickey Doc McSt. Little Mickey Octonauts E! 57 25 Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. E! News Varied Programs ESPN 28 31 SportCtr SportsCenter SportsCenter SportsCenter SportsCenter MLB Baseball Varied Programs ESPN2 27 49 Mike and Mike in the Morning ESPN First Take ESPN First Take Varied Programs FNC 32 27 Friends America’s Newsroom Happening Now America Live FOOD 72 50 Paid Prog. Nopalea Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. B. Flay Varied Programs Good Eats Unwrap FX 31 45 Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Movie Varied Programs HGTV 50 43 Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Varied Programs Designed HIST 41 34 Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Time Machine Time Machine Varied Programs Everyday History Everyday History HLMRK 87 Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Martha Stewart Show Hungry Hungry ION 15 20 Meeting Varied Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Varied Programs Bible Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. LIFE 23 29 Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Balancing Varied Will/Grace Will/Grace Will/Grace Will/Grace Will/Grace Will/Grace Chris Chris MSNBC 54 44 Morn. Joe The Daily Rundown Jansing and Co. MSNBC Live Alex Wagner Andrea Mitchell News Nation MTV 26 17 (:00) AMTV AMTV: Mix Varied AMTV Varied Programs NAT GEO 73 Paid Prog. Varied Programs NICK 71 39 (:00) Movie Matters Matters Winx Club Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. Max, Ruby Franklin Dora... Umizoomi Bubble Bubble OXY 61 Paid Prog. Live Single Live Single Live Single Varied Programs ROOT 38 99 Paid Prog. The Dan Patrick Show Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Varied Programs SPEED 58 53 Varied Programs Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Varied Programs SPIKE 69 38 Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Repo Repo CSI: NY Varied CSI Varied SYFY 43 40 Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Varied Programs TBS 33 10 Married Married Married Home Imp. Home Imp. Prince Prince Payne Payne Browns Browns Payne Jim TCM 51 26 Movie Varied Programs Movie Varied Programs (:15) Movie Varied Programs TLC 42 41 Paid Prog. People People 18 Kids 18 Kids Baby Story Baby Story Baby Story Baby’s Pregnant Pregnant Cake Boss Kitchen TNT 36 42 Smallville Angel Angel Charmed Charmed Supernatural Supernatural TOON 63 33 King of Hill Looney Ben 10 Johnny T Beyblade Pokémon Johnny T Johnny T Almost Looney Lazlo Scooby Scooby TRVL 59 48 Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Varied Programs Homes Homes Varied Programs TVLND 53 28 Jeffersons Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Murder, She Wrote Leave Leave Van Dyke Van Dyke Griffi th Griffi th USA 45 15 Law CI Varied Programs VS. 47 422 Talk Varied Programs WE 185 120 Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Frasier Frasier Frasier Frasier Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Ghost Whisperer WGN-A 14 Jeannie Matlock Matlock In the Heat of Night In the Heat of Night WGN Midday News Walker, Texas Ranger

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Prime-time viewershipnumbers compiled byNielsen for March 12-18.

Listings include the week’sranking and viewership.

1. “American Idol” (Wednes-day), Fox, 18.38 million.

2. “American Idol” (Thursday),Fox, 16.02 million.

3. “The Voice,” NBC, 14.52 mil-lion.

4. “NCIS,” CBS, 12.98 million.

5. “CSI: Crime Scene Investi-gation,” CBS, 11.71 million.

6. “Criminal Minds,” CBS,11.43 million.

7. “NCIS: Los Angeles,” CBS,11.33 million.

8. “60 Minutes,” CBS, 10.8 mil-lion.

9. “Missing,” ABC, 10.603 mil-lion.

10. “Modern Family,” ABC, 10.6million.

11. “Survivor: One World,”CBS, 10.56 million.

12. “The Bachelor: After theFinal Rose,” ABC, 9.87 million.

13. “Grey’s Anatomy,” ABC,9.62 million.

14. “The Good Wife,” CBS,9.58 million.

15. “Amazing Race 20,” CBS,9.55 million.

16. “The Bachelor,” ABC, 9.23million.

17. “Desperate Housewives,”ABC, 9.03 million.

18. “Once Upon a Time,” ABC,8.69 million.

19. “Touch,” Fox, 8.57 million.

20. “CSI: Miami,” CBS, 8.54million.

— Associated Press

Q: What was the name of thepassenger ship on the sceneafter the collision of the MSStockholm and SS AndreaDoria? I remember my fathersaying it was the ship he was onwhen he came back to the Unit-ed States after World War II.

— J.R.S., Sandy Lake, Pa.A: First, let me give you a

bit of background on the inci-dent. On Wednesday, July 25,1956, approaching the coast ofNantucket, Mass., bound forNew York City, the SS AndreaDoria collided with the east-bound MS Stockholm. Lessthan three hours after the colli-

sion, the SS Ile de France, alarge eastbound French Linepassenger liner that had passedthe Andrea Doria several hoursearlier, turned back to assist.

During 1941, the Ile deFrance made several crossingsfrom the U.S. as a troop ship.After the war, the ship was

used to return troops home. In1959, the Ile de France wassold to a Japanese firm to bescrapped.

Q: The Romans had the idesand nones of each month. Ithink there was also a thirdsegment of the month. Whatwas it?

— G.R., Severna Park, Md.A: Each month, the Romans

had calends (the first day ofthe month), nones (the seventhday in March, May, July andOctober; the fifth in the othermonths) and ides (the 15th dayin March, May, July and Octo-ber; the 13th in the other

months). In the Roman calen-dar, you counted back fromeach period to determine thedate. For instance, March 3would be V nones — five daysbefore nones.

Q: Why did Marg Helgen-berger leave “CSI: CrimeScene Investigation”?

— M.K.H., Washington, Ill.A: Mary Marg Helgenberg-

er, who played the role ofCatherine Willows on “CSI,”left the show because shewanted to return to the stage.Producers said they wouldgladly take her back if shechanged her mind.

Ile de France ferried troops, assisted in disaster

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4 8 News Å The Bold and the Beautiful

The Talk Wayne Brady; Jimmie Johnson. (N) ’ Å

The Dr. Oz Show Psychic medium Char Margolis. (N) Å

Dr. Phil Extreme jealousy destroys lives. ’ Å

2012 NCAA Basketball Tournament Regional Semifi nal: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) Å

4.2/This TV KPIC

292 (11:00) “Modern Girls”› (1986) Cynthia Gibb. Å

“Wild Thing”›‡ (1987, Action) Rob Knepper, Kathleen Quinlan, Robert Davi. Son of slain hippies becomes ghetto warrior.

“Addams Family Values”››‡ (1993) Anjelica Huston. A greedy nanny plots to marry and murder Uncle Fester. Å

“Men at Work”›› (1990, Comedy) Emilio Estevez, Charlie Sheen, Leslie Hope.

5/NBCKOBI

5 5 The Dr. Oz Show Belly fat; supple-ments. ’ Å

Days of our Lives Stefano reveals his secret weapon. (N)

Law & Order: Criminal Intent “Flipped” A rap artist is killed.

The Doctors Nonsurgical ways to improve appearance. Å

The Dr. Oz Show Psychic medium Char Margolis. (N) Å

News (N) NBC Nightly News (N) ’

News (N)

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8 (11:30) Charlie Rose Å

Barney & Friends

Clifford the Big Red Dog

Sid the Science Kid ’

Bob the Builder Cat in the Hat Knows a Lot

WordWorld Å (DVS)

Wild Kratts ’ (EI) Å

Arthur ’ (EI) Å (DVS)

WordGirl (N) Å (DVS)

Biz Kid$ ’ Å Fetch! With Ruff Ruffman

Nightly Busi-ness Report

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9 4 The Chew Fran Drescher; simple Italian food. (N) ’ Å

The Revolution Financial columnist Michelle Singletary. (N)

General Hospital (N) ’ Å Judge Joe Brown Å

Judge Joe Brown Å

Judge Judy (N) ’ Å

Judge Judy (N) ’ Å

News (N) Å ABC World News

KEZI 9 News at 6pm (N)

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11 12 The People’s Court “A Condo President Out for Blood!”

Divorce Court ’ Å

Judge Alex ’ Å

Law & Order: Criminal Intent “Stress Position” ’ Å

Law & Order: Criminal Intent “Flipped” A rap artist is killed.

TMZ (N) ’ Å Access Hol-lywood (N) ’

Anderson Fatal allergy to food; Kathy Bates. (N) Å

The 700 Club Å

30/IND 21 Action 4 Life Steps to Christ

in Song3ABN Today Tiny Tots for

JesusKids Time Variety Puppet Parade Variety Making Waves Homecoming 2011 3ABN Today

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13 11 The 700 Club Å New Adv./Old Christine

How I Met Your Mother

Friends ’ Å Frasier ’ Å According to Jim ’ Å

30 Rock “Succes-sion” ’

Friends ’ Å Scrubs “My Unicorn” ’

The Offi ce ’ Å Family Guy ’ Å

King of the Hill Å

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Days of our Lives Stefano reveals his secret weapon. (N)

Swift Justice: Jackie Glass


The Doctors Nonsurgical ways to improve appearance. Å

The Ellen DeGeneres Show (N) ’ Å

KMTR News-Source at 5pm

News NBC Nightly News (N) ’

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7 Painting and Travel

Lidia’s Italy in America ’

Charlie Rose (N) ’ Å Barney & Friends

Bob the Builder ’

Cat in the Hat Knows a Lot


WordGirl (N) Å (DVS)


The Electric Company

Fetch! With Ruff Ruffman

Travelscope Å (DVS)

A&E 24 23CSI: Miami Woman killed after auction. ’ Å

Criminal Minds “True Night” Search for a serial killer. ’

Criminal Minds A series of murders in rural Virginia. ’

The First 48 A double homicide in Cincinnati. Å

The First 48 A man is bludgeoned to death. Å

The First 48 A young man is robbed and killed. Å

Storage Wars Å

ABC FAM 40 32 Still Standing Still Standing Simple Rules Simple Rules Grounded Life Grounded Life ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show “Coyote Ugly”› (2000) Piper Perabo.

AMC 68 24(9:30) “Mystic River” (2003)

“Ghost”››› (1990, Fantasy) Patrick Swayze, Demi Moore, Whoopi Goldberg. A murder victim returns to save his beloved fi ancee. Å

“The Beach”›› (2000, Drama) Leonardo DiCaprio, Tilda Swinton, Virginie Ledoyen. An aimless traveler journeys to a secret island utopia. Å

“Braveheart” (1995) Å

ANPL 49 47 Animal Cops Houston Å Animal Cops Houston Å Animal Cops Houston Å Country Justice ’ Å The Haunted ’ Rocky Mountain Gators Å Monsters BRAVO 62 46 Tabatha’s Salon Takeover Tabatha Takes Over Tabatha’s Salon Takeover Tabatha Takes Over Tabatha’s Salon Takeover Tabatha Takes Over Housewives CNBC 65 Closing Bell (N) ’ Å Closing Bell-Bartiromo Option Action Money in Mot. Mad Money (N) The Kudlow Report (N) The Celebrity Apprentice ’ Å CNN 35 35 CNN Newsroom (N) The Situation Room With Wolf Blitzer (N) John King, USA (N) Erin Burnett OutFront (N) Anderson Cooper 360 (N) Piers Morgan COM 64 98 “The Original Kings of Comedy”››‡ (2000) Å Scrubs Å Scrubs Å Crnk Yankers (:24) Futurama Futurama ’ (:28) Tosh.0 (4:59) “The Goods: Live Hard. Sell Hard.”››

CW 12 14 TBA TBA TBA Take-Shirt Off! The Steve Wilkos Show Å Lifechangers Lifechangers Meet, Browns Meet, Browns ’70s Show ’70s Show ’Til Death ’

DISC 34 30FBI: Criminal Pursuit A little girl snatched from her room.

LA Ink “Pixie’s Got the Blues” Pixie has relationship issues.

LA Ink “Big Decisions” Kat wants to take a vacation. ’

American Chopper “Race Car 1” Racing-themed motorcycle.

American Chopper “Race Car 2” ’ Å

Bering Sea Gold Unresolved griev-ances boil over. ’ Å

Bering Sea Gold Å

DISN 37 21“Mickey’s Great”

“Beauty and the Beast”›››› (1991, Fantasy) Voices of Paige O’Hara. ’ Å

Jessie ’ Å Jessie ’ Å Jessie “Star Wars” Å

Austin & Ally ’ Å



Shake It Up! “Age It Up”

Shake It Up! “Sweat It Up”

“Toy Story” (1995) ’ Å

E! 57 25 E! News “Shallow Hal”››‡ (2001) Gwyneth Paltrow, Jack Black. “The Hot Chick”› (2002) Rob Schneider, Anna Faris. Khloe Khloe Khloe

ESPN 28 31Outside/Lines First Report

Baseball To-night (N) (Live)

NFL Live (N) (Live) Å Around the Horn (N) ’

Pardon the Interruption (N)

SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å NBA Count-down (N)

NBA Basketball Boston Celtics at Philadelphia 76ers. (N) (Live)

ESPN2 27 49 Best of First Take (N) Å Numbers Dan Le Batard SportsNation (N) Å NFL32 (N) Basketball NFL Live Å E:60 (N) Boxing FNC 32 27 Studio B With Shepard Smith Your World With Neil Cavuto The Five (N) Special Report FOX Report/Shepard Smith The O’Reilly Factor (N) Å Hannity (N) FOOD 72 50 Home Cooking Contessa Sandra Lee Dollar Dinners Secrets Minute Meals Giada-Home Giada Contessa Contessa Home Cooking Home Cooking Diners, Drive FX 31 45 (11:30) “Dude, Where’s My Car?”›‡ (2000) “Tropic Thunder”››› (2008, Comedy) Ben Stiller, Jack Black. How I Met How I Met How I Met How I Met Two/Half Men

FXM 44 “Living Out Loud”››‡ (1998) Holly Hunter, Danny DeVito. A recent divorcee befriends an elevator operator. Å

“In Her Shoes”››› (2005, Comedy-Drama) Cameron Diaz, Toni Collette, Shirley MacLaine. A sexy partyer clashes with her serious-minded sister. Å

(:38) FXM Presents Å

“Just My Luck”›‡ (2006) Lindsay Lohan. A charmed woman suffers a reversal of fortune.

HGTV 50 43 House Hunters Int’l Design Wars Showhouse Room Cr. Room Cr. Room Cr. Room Cr. Income Prop. Income Prop. Property Bro Property Bro Hunters Int’l HIST 41 34 MonsterQuest “Abominable Snowman” Abominable Snowman. MonsterQuest Å MonsterQuest Å Modern Marvels Å Modern Marvels Å Marvels HLMRK 87 Emeril’s Table Petkeeping The Martha Stewart Show The Martha Stewart Show The Waltons Å The Waltons “The Shivaree” The Waltons “The Choice” Little House ION 15 20 New Keurig Paid Program George Lopez George Lopez George Lopez “Lethal Weapon 4”›› (1998, Action) Mel Gibson, Danny Glover. ’ Cold Case ’ Å Cold Case ’ LIFE 23 29 Old Christine Old Christine Grey’s Anatomy ’ Å Grey’s Anatomy ’ Å Grey’s Anatomy ’ Å How I Met Reba Å Reba Å Reba Å I Survived MSNBC 54 44 Martin Bashir (N) The Dylan Ratigan Show (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews PoliticsNation (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews The Ed Show (N) R. Maddow MTV 26 17 The Challenge: Battle Parent Control Parent Control Parent Control Parent Control Parent Control 16 and Pregnant ’ Å ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show NAT GEO 73 Alaska State Troopers Alaska Wing Men Prison Women Prison Women “County Jail” Warrior Graveyard The Devil’s Playground Amish: Out NICK 71 39 Mike-Knight Team Umiz. Dora Explorer Dora Explorer SpongeBob T.U.F.F. Puppy Odd Parents The Penguins Big Time Rush Supah Ninjas SpongeBob Kung Fu iCarly “iBalls” OXY 61 Roseanne ’ Roseanne ’ Roseanne ’ Roseanne ’ Roseanne ’ Roseanne ’ America’s Next Top Model ’ America’s Next Top Model ’ “Miami Vice”››‡ (2006) Colin Farrell. Å

ROOT 38 99World Poker Tour: Season 10 World Poker Tour: Season 10 The Dan Patrick Show (N) Action Sports

World TourAction Sports World Tour

The I7 (N) Sports Unlimited Mariners All Access

SPEED 58 53 NASCAR Racing NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Fontana, Final Practice. (N) (Live) NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Fontana, Qualifying. (N) (Live) Trackside At... SPIKE 69 38 Gangland ’ Gangland “You Rat, You Die” Gangland Chicago. ’ Å Gangland “Dog Fights” Å Gangland “Assassins” Å Gangland “Clash of the Crips” Gangland “Everybody Killers” SYFY 43 40 (11:30) “Dragon Sword”›› (2004) “The Brothers Grimm”›› (2005, Fantasy) Matt Damon, Heath Ledger. Å “Black Forest” (2012, Fantasy) Tinsel Korey, Ben Cross. Witchslayer

TBS 33 10My Name Is Earl ’ Å

Everybody-Raymond

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Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å NCAA Basketball (N) (:15) 2012 NCAA Basketball Tournament Regional Semifi nal: Teams TBA. (N) (Live)

TCM 51 26(:15) “Advise and Consent”›››‡ (1962, Drama) Henry Fonda, Charles Laughton, Don Mur-ray. Senators fi ght dirty over president’s man. Å

(:45) “Bunny Lake Is Missing”››› (1965) Laurence Olivier, Carol Lynley, Keir Dullea. Scotland Yarder seeks woman’s daughter who may not exist. Å

“Wuthering Heights”››› (1939, Romance) Merle Oberon, Laurence Olivier. Å

TLC 42 41 What Not to Wear ’ Å A Baby Story A Baby Story Rm-Multiples Baby’s First My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding My Big Fat TNT 36 42 Las Vegas ’ Å Las Vegas “Heroes” Å Leverage Å The Closer “Live Wire” Å Law & Order “Caviar Emptor” Law & Order “Crashers” ’ Law & Order TOON 63 33 Looney Tunes ’ Tom & Jerry Tom and Jerry Looney Tunes Looney Tunes Ed, Edd, Eddy Ben 10 Ult. NinjaGo NinjaGo NinjaGo NinjaGo TRVL 59 48 Carnivore Carnivore Bourdain: No Reservations Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Man v. Food Man v. Food Bacon Paradise Å Bourdain: No Reservations Ghost Adv. TVLND 53 28 M*A*S*H Gunsmoke “The Mission” (:40) Gunsmoke “The Good People” Å (2:50) Bonanza Å Bonanza “Journey to Terror” (:11) Bonanza Outlaws’ cook saved by clan.

USA 45 15House “The Choice” The team treats an ailing groom. Å

House “Baggage” A woman can’t remember who she is.

House “Help Me” Helping at the scene of an emergency.

House “Now What?” House and Cuddy’s feelings. Å

House House must make a dangerous decision. ’ Å

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit “Svengali” ’ Å

Law & Order: SVU

VS. 47 422 Hot Shots 3-Gun Nation Snowboarding Snowboarding NBC Sports Talk (N) (Live) Game On! Fight Night 36 Cold War on Ice: Summit Series ’72 WE 185 120 Ghost Whisperer “Firestarter” Charmed ’ Å Charmed “Secrets & Guys” Frasier Å Frasier Å Frasier Å Frasier Å Frasier Å Frasier Å Frasier Å WGN-A 14 Walker, Texas Ranger Å Cheers Å Cheers Å Old Christine Old Christine 30 Rock ’ 30 Rock ’ Amer. Funniest Home Videos How I Met How I Met How I Met

ENC 642 710(11:40) “Easy A”››› (2010) Emma Stone. ’ Å

(:15) “Dragonheart”››‡ (1996) Dennis Quaid. A dragon and his former foe unite to vanquish an evil king. ’ Å

“The Tourist”›› (2010, Suspense) Johnny Depp, Angelina Jolie, Paul Bettany. ’ Å

(:45) “Empire Records”›‡ (1995, Drama) Anthony LaPaglia. A young man dreams of owning the record store he manages.

HBO 500 600“Clash of the Titans”›› (2010, Action) Sam Worthington, Liam Neeson. ’ Å

(:45) Saving Face (Subtitled-English) ’ Å

“The In Crowd”› (2000, Suspense) Lori Heuring, Susan Ward. ’ Å

(:15) “Love Don’t Cost a Thing”›› (2003) Nick Cannon. A teen hires a cheerleader to pose as his girlfriend. ’ Å

“Catwoman”›‡

SHO 600 660(11:20) “Charlie Bartlett”››‡ (2007) ’

“Heart of Stone” (2009) An inner city school principal tries to restore safety. ’ Å

“Nine”››‡ (2009) Daniel Day-Lewis, Marion Cotillard. A famous director endures creative and personal crises. ’ Å

“Bob Funk”›› (2009) Michael Leydon Campbell. A pretty executive motivates a boozy slacker to turn his life around.

TMC 620 690(11:40) “Furry Vengeance”› (2010) Brendan Fraser. Å

(:15) “Clash” (2009, Action) Thanh Van Ngo. Trinh must complete a series of tasks to save her daughter. ’ Å

(2:55) “Crazy Jones”››‡ (2000, Comedy) Joe Aaron, Francesca Catalano. ’ Å

“The Inkwell”›‡ (1994, Comedy) Larenz Tate, Joe Morton. A teenager tries to make the best of a family vacation. ’ Å

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Wheel of Fortune (N)

Jeopardy! (N) Å

Natural Advantage

Inside Edi-tion (N) ’

News (N) Å (:35) Late Show With David Letterman Å

4.2/This TV KPIC

292 (5:00) “Men at Work”

“Bio-Dome”› (1996, Comedy) Pauly Shore. Slack-brained buddies crash a scientifi c experiment. Å

“Men at Work”›› (1990) Emilio Estevez. Two fun-loving trash men sniff out a toxic waste cover-up.

“Canadian Bacon”›› (1995, Comedy) Alan Alda, John Candy. Å

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The Insider (N) Å

Who Do You Think You Are? “Helen Hunt” (N) ’

Grimm Monroe receives an unsettling message.

Dateline NBC (N) ’ Å News (N) (:35) The Tonight Show With Jay Leno (N) Å

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8 PBS NewsHour (N) ’ Å Washington Week (N)

Oregon Field Guide

Greener World

Women Who Rock Female musicians. ’ Å

Sierra Center Stage “Tommy Emmanuel” ’

Charlie Rose (N) ’ Å Democracy Now!

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9 4 News (N) Å Entertain-ment ’Night

The Insider (N) Å

Shark Tank Beer-infused ice cream. (N) ’ Å

(:01) Primetime: What Would You Do? (N) ’

20/20 (N) ’ Å KEZI 9 News (:35) Night-line (N)

Jimmy Kim-mel Live ’

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11 12 (:00) The 700 Club

Blazers Pregame

NBA Basketball Portland Trail Blazers at Los Angeles Lakers. From Staples Center in Los Angeles. (N) (Live)

Monk The death of a skydiver. ’ Å

Monk Death of a circus ringmaster. ’ Å

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Feature Pres. Feature Pres. Better Life On Tour His Harvest Is Ready Variety In Search of the Truth

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13 11 The Simp-sons Å

Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men

Kitchen Nightmares “Chiarella’s” (N) Å

Fringe A killer targets love. (N) ’ Å

Fox News at 10 (N)

(:35) Family Guy Å

(:05) 30 Rock Å

Everybody-Raymond

American Dad Å

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Big Bang Theory

Who Do You Think You Are? “Helen Hunt” (N) ’

Grimm Monroe receives an unsettling message.

Dateline NBC (N) ’ Å News (:35) The Tonight Show With Jay Leno (N) Å

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PBS NewsHour (N) ’ Å Washington Week (N)

BBC News-night ’

Midsomer Murders “Death in Disguise”

Midsomer Murders “Death in Disguise”

Masterpiece Classic “The 39 Steps” Engineer is caught in a conspiracy. ’

A&E 24 23(:00) Storage Wars

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ABC FAM 40 32 Coyote Ugly “The Pacifi er”›› (2005, Comedy) Vin Diesel. “The Lion King”›››‡ (1994, Musical) The 700 Club Å Prince

AMC 68 24(:00) “Braveheart”›››‡ (1995, Historical Drama) Mel Gibson, Sophie Marceau, Patrick McGoohan. A Scottish rebel rallies his countrymen against England. Å

The Walking Dead “Beside the Dying Fire”

The Walking Dead “Beside the Dying Fire”

Comic Book Men “Ink”

ANPL 49 47 Monsters Country Justice Å North Woods Law ’ North Woods Law (N) ’ Rattlesnake Republic ’ North Woods Law ’ Rattlesnake BRAVO 62 46 Housewives Housewives/Atl. “Friday”››› (1995) Ice Cube, Chris Tucker. Å “Friday”››› (1995) Ice Cube, Chris Tucker. Å Housewives CNBC 65 Apprentice American Greed Mad Money The Celebrity Apprentice ’ Å Paid Prog. Hoover Paid Prog. CNN 35 35 Piers Anderson Cooper 360 Erin Burnett OutFront Piers Morgan Tonight Anderson Cooper 360 Erin Burnett OutFront Piers COM 64 98 Goods: Live Tosh.0 Tosh.0 Sunny Sunny South Park Tosh.0 Ugly Amer Key “Harold & Kumar Escape” CW 12 14 King Seinfeld ’ Seinfeld ’ Nikita “Arising” (N) ’ Supernatural (N) Å Cops Å ’Til Death King South Park South Park

DISC 34 30(:00) Bering Sea Gold

Bering Sea Gold “Bad Vibra-tions” ’ Å

Bering Sea Gold “The Bitter End” ’ Å

Gold Rush Went on behind the cameras. (N) ’

Bering Sea Gold “After the Dredge” (N) ’ Å

Gold Rush Went on behind the cameras. Å

Bering Sea Gold Å

DISN 37 21(:00) “Toy Story”›››› (1995) Tim Allen ’ Å

“The Princess and the Frog”››› (2009) Voices of Anika Noni Rose. Å

Tangled Ever After

(:25) Jessie ’ Å

Austin & Ally Å

Good Luck Charlie ’

Jessie ’ Å Jessie ’ Å Jessie “Star Wars”

E! 57 25 The Soup E! News (N) Sex-City Sex-City Fashion Star Fashion Police (N) Chelsea Lat E! News

ESPN 28 31NBA Basketball: Celtics at 76ers

NBA Basketball Denver Nuggets at Utah Jazz. From EnergySolutions Arena in Salt Lake City. (N) (Live)

SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å NBA Basket-ball

ESPN2 27 49 Boxing SportsCenter (N) Å SportsCenter (N) Å College GameDay (N) NBA Le Batard SportCtr FNC 32 27 Hannity (N) Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor Hannity Greta Van Susteren The Five Red Eye (N) FOOD 72 50 Diners Best Thing Best Thing Diners Diners Diners Diners Diners Diners Diners Crave Diners FX 31 45 Two Men Two Men Two Men “Taken”››› (2008) Liam Neeson, Maggie Grace. The Ultimate Fighter Live “XXX”››‡ (2002) Vin Diesel.

FXM 44 (5:00) “Just My Luck”

“Just My Luck”›‡ (2006) Lindsay Lohan. A charmed woman suffers a reversal of fortune. Å

“In Her Shoes”››› (2005) Cameron Diaz, Toni Collette. A sexy partyer clashes with her serious-minded sister. Å

(:38) FXM Presents

“Among Giants”››

HGTV 50 43 Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l RV 2012 Å Homes Homes House Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Homes HIST 41 34 Marvels American Pickers Å American Pickers Å Larry the Cable Guy Larry the Cable Guy Larry the Cable Guy Pickers HLMRK 87 Little House Little House on Prairie Little House on Prairie Little House on Prairie Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Gold Girls ION 15 20 Cold Case Cold Case ’ Å Cold Case ’ Å Cold Case “Fly Away” Cold Case ’ Å Flashpoint “Eagle Two” Flashpoint LIFE 23 29 I Survived I Survived Å I Survived Å America’s Most Wanted America’s Most Wanted America’s Most Wanted I Survived MSNBC 54 44 R. Maddow Lockup Lockup: Corcoran Lockup: Corcoran Lockup: Corcoran Lockup: Corcoran Corcoran MTV 26 17 ’70s Show Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Fantasy Fantasy Jersey Shore “Reunion” “Jackass 3.5”›› (2011) Johnny Knoxville. ’ Fantasy NAT GEO 73 Amish: Out Inside Hasidism The Devil’s Playground Amish: Out of the Order Inside Hasidism Warrior Graveyard Icons NICK 71 39 Victorious SpongeBob SpongeBob Fred SpongeBob George George ’70s Show ’70s Show Friends ’ Friends ’ Friends ’ OXY 61 (5:00) “Miami Vice”››‡ (2006) Å House “Joy” ’ Å House “The Itch” Å House “Emancipation” House “Last Resort” ’ House ’

ROOT 38 99Boxing Juan Garcia vs. Hector Serrano. Graham

BensingerMariners All Access

UFC Insider The Game 365

Mariners All Access

The Dan Patrick Show Boxing

SPEED 58 53 Trackside SP Center NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Fontana, Qualifying. The Grid Formula 1 Debrief (N) My Ride My Ride My Ride SPIKE 69 38 Gangland ’ Å “Enter the Dragon”››› (1973) Bruce Lee, John Saxon. ’ The Ultimate Fighter ’ The Ultimate Fighter ’ Ult. Fighter SYFY 43 40 (:00) “Witchslayer Gretl” (2012) WWE Friday Night SmackDown! (N) ’ Å Merlin (N) Å Being Human Merlin

TBS 33 102012 NCAA Tournament

2012 NCAA Basketball Tournament Regional Semifi nal: Teams TBA. (N) (Live)

NCAA Bas-ketball (N)

Family Guy ’ Å

Family Guy ’ Å

Family Guy ’ Å

Seinfeld ’ Å Seinfeld “The Doll”

TCM 51 26“Wuthering Heights”

“Jane Eyre”›››‡ (1944) Joan Fontaine. Charlotte Bronte’s gothic heroine loves her employer.

“Devotion”››› (1946) Ida Lupino. The home life, loves and triumphs of the Bronte sisters. Å

“Horror Express”››› (1972) Christopher Lee, Peter Cushing. Premiere.

TLC 42 41 My Big Fat My Big Fat Gypsy Wed Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Big Fat Gypsy Weddings Say Yes Say Yes Big Fat TNT 36 42 Law Law & Order ’ “Shooter”››‡ (2007) Mark Wahlberg, Michael Peña. Å “Collateral”››› (2004) Tom Cruise. Å TOON 63 33 NinjaGo “Ben 10: Destroy All Aliens” Premiere. Level Up King of Hill King of Hill Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Family Guy Family Guy Chicken TRVL 59 48 Ghost Adv. Ghost Adventures Å Ghost Adventures Å Ghost Adventures (N) The Dead Files Å Ghost Adventures Å Ghost Adv. TVLND 53 28 M*A*S*H M*A*S*H M*A*S*H Home Imp. Home Imp. Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King King King

USA 45 15Law & Order: SVU

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit “Signature”

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit “Rescue”

Fairly Legal Justin asks Kate to negotiate. (N)

In Plain Sight “Four Marshals and a Baby” (N)

Suits “Inside Track” Mike needs Rachel’s help.

Fairly Legal Å

VS. 47 422 Cold War MLS Soccer Houston Dynamo at Seattle Sounders FC. (N) (Live) Poker After Dark Darts Game On! Paid Prog. WE 185 120 Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier Frasier Ghost Whisperer Å “Beautiful” (2011, Drama) Jayasurya. WGN-A 14 How I Met WGN News at Nine (N) 30 Rock ’ Scrubs ’ Scrubs ’ ’Til Death ’Til Death Sunny Sunny Futurama Futurama

ENC 642 710(:20) “Rumble in the Bronx”››‡ (1995) Jackie Chan, Anita Mui. ’ Å

“Easy A”››› (2010, Comedy) Emma Stone, Penn Badgley. ’ Å

(:35) “The Tourist”›› (2010) Johnny Depp. A fl irtation with a stranger leads to a web of intrigue. ’

(:20) “Dragonheart”››‡ (1996) ’

HBO 500 600(:00) “Catwoman”›‡ (2004, Action) Halle Berry, Benjamin Bratt. ’ Å

“Clash of the Titans”›› (2010, Action) Sam Worthington, Liam Neeson, Ralph Fiennes. ’ Å

Real Time With Bill Maher ’ Å


Eastbound & Down ’

SHO 600 660“The Switch”››‡ (2010, Romance-Comedy) Jennifer Aniston, Jason Bateman. ’ Å

(:25) “Inglourious Basterds”›››‡ (2009, War) Brad Pitt. Soldiers seek Nazi scalps in German-occupied France. ’

Boxing Eduardo Lazcano vs. Diego Magdaleno. (N Same-day Tape)

TMC 620 690“Personal Velocity”››› (2002) Voice of John Ventimiglia. ’ Å

“Peep World”›› (2010, Comedy) Michael C. Hall, Sarah Silverman. ’ Å

“The Grind” (2009, Suspense) C. Thomas Howell, Tanya Allen. ’ Å

“Clash” (2009, Action) Thanh Van Ngo, Hoang Phuc Nguyen. ’ Å

8 p.m. on KOBI, KMTXWho Do You Think You Are?

In this new episode, actress Helen Hunt goes in search of information about her paternal ancestors. Her father didn’t have much information, having lost his mother at an early age, but Hunt makes some interest-ing discoveries in San Francisco, in-cluding the fact that her great-great-grandfather, an immigrant, helped launch Wells Fargo, and her great-great-grandmother was a women’s rights activist.

8 p.m. on KLSRKitchen Nightmares

In this new episode, Gordon is in Philadelphia to check out a family-owned Italian restaurant. Chiarella’s has been in business for 30 years, which makes it a local institution, but it can’t coast on that status much longer unless something is done about its outdated menu and sloppy service. And Gordon is just the man to do it.

8 p.m. on CWNikita

Michael and Nikita (Shane West, Maggie Q) fly to Moscow to confront Cassandra (Helena Mattsson) after Michael discovers she kept a secret from him. Alex (Lyndsy Fonseca) sends out a coded message in a television interview in hopes of find-ing her mother (Sarah Clarke). Xan-der Berkeley also stars in the new episode “Arising.”

9 p.m. on KLSRFringe

A killer whose target is love is in the Fringe team’s sights in this new episode, which finds Peter (Joshua Jackson) weighing his options in the wake of some shocking events and revelations. Anna Torv, John Noble and Lance Reddick also star in “A Short Story About Love.”

9 p.m. on CWSupernatural

Sam (Jared Padalecki) winds up in a mental hospital after Lucifer (Mark Pellegrino) drives him to the breaking point. Dean (Jensen Ack-les) asks all the hunters he knows for help saving his brother, and one of them refers him to a healer who looks very familiar. Misha Collins guest stars in the new episode “The Born-Again Identity.”

9 p.m. on USAFairly Legal

Justin (Michael Trucco) asks Kate (Sarah Shahi) to help the FBI and a local hospital come to an agreement over an emergency liver transplant. It looks like a fairly simple matter until she discovers the deal resulted in a patient being bumped from the transplant list. Lauren (Virginia Williams) tries to decide between two prospective clients in the new episode “Start Me Up.”

10 p.m. on SYFYMerlin

With Morgana (Katie McGrath) at the head of a vast Southron army, a deadly net is closing around Camelot. When the sorceress strikes, her fe-rocity forces everyone — including Arthur (Bradley James) — to run for their lives. With Morgana on the hunt for Arthur, Merlin (Colin Morgan) must save the king from her clutches in the opener of the two-part tale “The Sword in the Stone.”

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4 8 (:00) CBS This Morning (N) ’ Å Doodlebops “Keep Trying”

Doodlebops (EI) Å

Busytown Mysteries

Busytown Mysteries

To Be Announced College Basketball NCAA Division II Tournament, Final: Teams TBA. From Highland Heights, Ky. (N) (Live) Å

4.2/This TV KPIC

292 (:00) “Tarka the Otter”›› (1979, Adventure) Peter Bennett, Edward Underdown.

Green Screen Adventures

Busytown Mysteries

World of Rich-ard Scarry

World of Rich-ard Scarry

Dino Squad ’ (EI) Å

Dino Squad ’ (EI) Å

“The Palm Beach Story”›››› (1942) Claudette Colbert. A woman leaves her husband to get money for his inventions.

5/NBCKOBI

5 5 (:00) U.S. Farm Report

Today Celebrity nepotism; smell-a-vision. (N) ’ Å Zula Patrol ’ (EI) Å

Shelldon ’ (EI) Å

Jane and the Dragon (EI)

Babar “Radio Riot” Å

Red Bull Signature Series (N) ’ Å

Golf Central Live (N) Å

PGA Tour Golf

8/PBSKSYS

8 The This Old House Hour

Peep and Big Wide World

Angelina Bal-lerina: Next


J. Bird’s Blue World

SciGirls ’ Å Scrapbook Memories

Allen Smith’s Garden Home

The Victory Garden

Woodsmith Shop Plywood.

This Old House Å

Ask This Old House Å

Hometime (N) Å

9/ABCKEZI

9 4 Fat Loss for Food Lovers

Animal Explo-ration

Animal Adven-tures

Good Morning America (N) Å Jack Hanna’s Countdown

Ocean Myster-ies

Born to Explore (N)

Everyday Health (N)

Food for Thought

Culture Click “Habits”

Steel Dreams Å Cars.TV ’ Å

25/MYTVKEVU

11 12 (Off Air) U.S. Farm Report (N) Å Walk Fit Plati-num-Ten

Fusion TV Garden Time Homes & Land TV

This Old House Å

Hometime Å Homes & Great Estates

P. Allen Smith Gardens

Paid Program

30/IND 21 Kids Time 3ABN Today Central Study Hour The Robe Worship Hour Anchors of Truth New Perceptions

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13 11 (Off Air) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program The Real Win-ning Edge (EI)

Animal Rescue Å

Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Pets.TV ’ (EI) Å Crossfi re World

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6 Paid Program Today Celebrity nepotism; smell-a-vision. (N) ’ Å Zula Patrol ’ (EI) Å

Shelldon ’ (EI) Å

Jane and the Dragon (EI)

Babar “Radio Riot” Å

Red Bull Signature Series (N) ’ Å


PGA Tour Golf

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7 Inside Wash-ington Å

Signing Time! ’ Å

Sesame Street Telly, Elmo and Rosita make shapes.

Dinosaur Train Herding game.


WordGirl Å (DVS)



The Victory Garden

Allen Smith’s Garden Home

Sewing With Nancy Å

It’s Sew Easy “Patterns” ’

A&E 24 23”Free Money” Investigation

Cindy Crawford Paid Program Sell This House! Å

Sell This House! Å

Flip This House A house ends up creating problems. Å

Flip This House Armando and Veronica face off. Å

Flip This House Atlanta’s Kirkwood neighborhood. Å

Flip This House Taking on another fl ip. Å

ABC FAM 40 32 Paid Program Paid Program Brazil Butt Lift “My Girl”››› (1991) Anna Chlumsky, Macaulay Culkin. “My Girl 2”››‡ (1993) Anna Chlumsky, Dan Aykroyd. “Bringing Down the House”

AMC 68 24(:00) Comic Book Men

The Rifl eman “The Debt”

The Rifl eman “Tinhorn”

The Rifl eman Å The Rifl eman Å The Rifl eman Å “Last of the Dogmen”›› (1995) Tom Berenger, Barbara Hershey. A tracker investigates the disappearance of three escaped prisoners. Å

(:15) “The Searchers”›››› (1956) Å

ANPL 49 47 Rattlesnake Big Cat Diary Big Cat Diary Wild Amazon ’ Å Hillbilly Handfi shin’ ’ Å Dogs 101 ’ Å Who Let-Dogs Fun. Animals My Cat From Hell “Mad Max” BRAVO 62 46 Paid Program Housewives/Atl. Housewives/Atl. Bethenny Ever After Bethenny Ever After Bethenny Ever After Bethenny Ever After “Adrift” CNBC 65 Paid Program Show Us Sexy Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program New Keurig Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program No Defrosting Sexy Spring Break Bodies! CNN 35 35 (:00) CNN Newsroom (N) Your Bottom CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) Your Money (N) CNN Newsroom (N) COM 64 98 Men’s Health Paid Program Take It Off! Paid Program WEN Hair Goode Family Sit Down Shorties Crnk Yankers Crnk Yankers Ugly Amer South Park South Park CW 12 14 Landscaping Vic-RECLAIM TBA Cubix: Robots Cubix: Robots Sonic X Å Sonic X Å Yu-Gi-Oh! Zex Yu-Gi-Oh! ’ Dragon Ball Z Dragon Ball Z Tai Chi Chase Yu-Gi-Oh! ’

DISC 34 30Paid Program ’ Å

Paid Program ’ Å

Paid Program ’ Å

Zumba Fitness Program

Florida Travel-Luxury

Patient Ed The battle against the HIV epidemic. ’ Å

American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior ’ Å

American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior “Rick’s News” Å

American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior “The Call” ’ Å

DISN 37 21Phineas and Ferb ’ Å

Mickey Mouse Clubhouse ’



Doc McStuffi ns ’ Å


Jake and the Pirates

Phineas and Ferb ’ Å



Pixie Hollow Games Å

“The Princess and the Frog”››› (2009) ’ Å

E! 57 25 Paid Program Take It Off! Cindy C “The Hot Chick”› (2002) Rob Schneider, Anna Faris. Khloe The Soup E! News (N) Fashion Police

ESPN 28 31(:00) SportsCenter Å

SportsCenter Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å Women’s College Basketball NCAA Tournament, Regional First Semifi nal: Teams TBA. From Des Moines, Iowa. (N) (Live)

Women’s College Basketball

ESPN2 27 49 English Premier League Soccer Chelsea vs. Tottenham Hotspur. (N) (Live) College GameDay Å NHRA Drag Racing Thrills & Spills NASCAR Racing FNC 32 27 (3:00) FOX and Friends Saturday (N) Bulls & Bears Business Forbes/FOX Cashin’ In (N) America’s News HQ America’s News HQ Jour. FOX News FOOD 72 50 Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Alex’s Day Off Big Daddy’s Aarti Party Cook for Real Down Home Minute Meals Pioneer Wo. Best Dishes Contessa Giada-Home FX 31 45 Paid Program Paid Program Get Ripped! “Dude, Where’s My Car?”›‡ (2000) Ashton Kutcher. How I Met How I Met How I Met How I Met How I Met Two/Half Men

FXM 44 (4:30) “Hur-ricane”››

“Mother, Jugs & Speed”››‡ (1976) Raquel Welch. Three ambulance workers hustle business in Los Angeles. Å

“Bad Girls”›› (1994, Western) Madeleine Stowe. Circumstances force four women to become outlaws. Å

“Big Trouble in Little China”››‡ (1986) Kurt Russell. A macho truck driver rescues a friend’s kidnapped fi ancee. Å

HGTV 50 43 Paid Program Cindy C New Keurig Disaster DIY Disaster DIY Income Prop. Kitchen Cous Property Bro Property Bro Yard Crashers Yard Crashers Crashers Crashers HIST 41 34 Take It Off! Paid Program Wealth-Risk Heavy Metal “B26 Marauder!” Modern Marvels “’60s Tech” Modern Marvels “’70s Tech” Modern Marvels “’80s Tech” Modern Marvels “’90s Tech” HLMRK 87 I Love Lucy I Love Lucy I Love Lucy I Love Lucy I Love Lucy Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls We Love Lucy We Love Lucy We Love Lucy We Love Lucy ION 15 20 Knife Paid Program Paid Program International Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program WEN Hair Paid Program Atmosphere Paid Program LIFE 23 29 Paid Program Paid Program Nopalea with Hoover Max WEN Hair Debby Boone Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Cindy C Old Christine Defending MSNBC 54 44 (:00) Up W/Chris Hayes (N) Melissa Harris-Perry (N) Weekends With Alex Witt Live news coverage. (N) Conviction: Last Living Face MTV 26 17 Jersey Shore Parent Control Parent Control Parent Control Parent Control 16 and Pregnant “Nikkole” ’ 16 and Pregnant “Lori” Å 16 and Pregnant ’ Å 10 on Top (N) NAT GEO 73 Zumba Dance Warrior Graveyard Warrior Graveyard Warrior Graveyard A Decade Behind Bars: Return to the Farm Hi-Tech Prison NICK 71 39 TBA Barnyard The Penguins T.U.F.F. Puppy Odd Parents The Fairly OddParents Å SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob Fred Fred OXY 61 Hoover Wind New Keurig Hoover Twin Jillian Take It Off! Snapped “Yesenia Patino” Snapped “Linda Henning” House “Joy” ’ Å House “The Itch” ’ Å

ROOT 38 99On the Trail TV Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Save With

CarMDUEFA Magazine Action Sports

World TourCollege Softball California at Stanford. (Taped)

SPEED 58 53 Gearz Gearz (N) Hot Rod TV Hot Rod TV Guys Garage Ultimate Street Car Invita NASCAR Live NASCAR Racing The Grid Formula 1 Debrief SPIKE 69 38 Get Ripped! Paid Program Hoover Max Paid Program Want It Fast? Paid Program Brazil Butt Lift Auction Auction Auction Am Digger Xtreme 4x4 Horsepower SYFY 43 40 Stargate Univ. Hoover Twin Paid Program No Defrosting Paid Program Hoover Wind Tummy Tuck Monster Man “Never Cry Werewolf”›› (2008) Kevin Sorbo. Å

TBS 33 10Married... With Children ’

Married... With Children ’

Married... With Children

My Name Is Earl ’ Å




According to Jim ’ Å

Yes, Dear ’ Å Yes, Dear ’ Å Yes, Dear ’ Å Yes, Dear ’ Å (:25) “Saving Silverman”›

TCM 51 26(4:30) “Kid-napped”

“The Three Stooges Go Around the World in a Daze”›› (1963) Moe Howard. Å

(:45) “Confessions of Boston Blackie”›› (1941, Mystery) Chester Morris, Harriet Hilliard.

“Lord of the Jungle”›› (1955, Adventure) Johnny Sheffi eld, Wayne Morris, Nancy Hale.

“The Baron of Arizona”››› (1950, Western) Vincent Price, Ellen Drew.

TLC 42 41 Best Body Paid Program Paid Program Take It Off! ’ Paid Program Make- Man Paid Program Property Ladder ’ Å Property Ladder ’ Å Property Ladder ’ Å TNT 36 42 (:00) Smallville Law & Order “Crashers” ’ Law & Order Å (DVS) Law & Order “True Crime” ’ Law & Order “Corner Offi ce” Rizzoli & Isles “Bloodlines” The Closer Å TOON 63 33 King of Hill Looney Tunes Looney Tunes Johnny Test Redakai Beyblade-Metl Pokemon BW Ben 10 Ult. Thundercats Green Lantern Young Justice “Ben 10: Destroy All Aliens” TRVL 59 48 Paid Program BodyMakovr Paid Program When Vacations Attack Å Mysteries at the Museum Off Limits “San Francisco” When Vacations Attack Å Mysteries at the Museum TVLND 53 28 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company (:12) Three’s Company Å 3’s Company The Nanny ’ The Nanny ’ The Nanny ’ The Nanny ’ Hap. Divorced Extreme Makeover: Home

USA 45 15Paid Program Monk The death of a skydiver. Å Brazil Butt Lift Take Your Shirt

Off!Paid Program Fat Loss for

Food Lovers“Fast & Furious”›› (2009) Vin Diesel. Fugitive Dom Torretto and Brian O’Conner resume a feud in Los Angeles. Å

NCIS “Sharif Returns” A terrorist with a chemical weapon.

VS. 47 422 Hank Parker Fishing/Martin Bill Dance Angling Edge Bass 2 Billfi sh Saltwater Fish Saltwater Exp. Into the Blue Sport Fishing Bill Dance Charlie Moore Hot Shots Bill Dance WE 185 120 Cindy C Lose 30lbs Zumba Dance Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer “Dead Air” Ghost Whisperer ’ Å WGN-A 14 Hoover Max Walker, Texas Ranger Å Walker, Texas Ranger Å Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent

ENC 642 710(4:15) “The Sting”›››› (1973) Paul Newman. Å

“Are We There Yet?”›› (2005, Comedy) Ice Cube, Nia Long, Jay Mohr. ’ Å

(:10) “Toy Story 3”›››‡ (2010, Comedy) Voices of Tom Hanks, Tim Allen, Joan Cusack. ’ Å

“The Tourist”›› (2010, Suspense) Johnny Depp, Angelina Jolie, Paul Bettany. ’ Å

(:45) “Friday After Next”

HBO 500 600(4:00) “The Order”›‡

I Can Be President

“The Rite”›› (2011, Horror) Anthony Hopkins. A skeptical seminary student attends a school for exorcists. ’ Å

Gloria: In Her Own Words ’ Å “Game Change”››› (2012) Julianne Moore. Gov. Sarah Palin becomes Sen. John McCain’s running mate in 2008. ’

REAL Sports Gumbel

SHO 600 660(:15) “Nine”››‡ (2009, Musical) Daniel Day-Lewis, Marion Cotillard. ’ Å

(:15) “Make Believe”››› (2010, Documentary) Six young magicians battle for the title of Teen World Champion. ’ Å

“The Twilight Saga: New Moon”››‡ (2009) Kristen Stewart. Bella fi nds herself drawn into the world of werewolves. ’

(:10) “The Twilight Saga: Eclipse”››‡ (2010) ’

TMC 620 690“Menno’s Mind”›› (1996, Science Fiction) Bill Campbell, Stephanie Romanov. ’ Å

(:05) “The Ruby Ring” (1997, Adventure) Emily Hamilton, Christien Anholt. Premiere. ’ Å

(:35) “Cabin Boy”› (1994) Chris Elliott. Hawaii-bound snob boards fi shing boat. ’

“Assassin in Love” (2007, Comedy) Damian Lewis, Michael Gambon. ’ Å

“Racing Day-light”››‡

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4 8 Road to the Final Four Preview of the NCAA Basketball Tournament. (N) Å

(:20) 2012 NCAA Basketball Tournament Regional Final: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) Å

(:40) 2012 NCAA Basketball Tournament Regional Final: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) Å Hawaii Five-0 ’ Å

4.2/This TV KPIC

292 “The Egg and I”››› (1947, Comedy) Claudette Colbert, Fred MacMurray. A wife scrambles to survive on her husband’s chicken ranch. Å

“Men at Work”›› (1990) Emilio Estevez, Charlie Sheen. Two fun-loving trash men sniff out a toxic waste cover-up.

“Rage of Honor”› (1987, Adventure) Shô Kosugi, Lewis Van Bergen. Arizona offi cer and girlfriend hunt Argentine drug lord.

5/NBCKOBI

5 5 (11:30) PGA Tour Golf Arnold Palmer Invitational, Third Round. From Bay Hill Club & Lodge in Orlando, Fla. (N) ’ (Live) Å

This Old House Å

P. Allen Smith Gardens

Dog Tales ’ (EI) Å

The Green Economy

Paid Program NBC Nightly News (N)

News (N)

8/PBSKSYS

8 Woodwright’s Shop Å

MotorWeek (N) ’ Å

Painting With Paulson Å

Best of Joy of Painting

Sewing With Nancy Å

Martha’s Sew-ing Room

Love of Quilting John Besh’s New Orleans

America’s Test Kitchen

Curiosity Quest b organic with michele

California’s Gold Å

The Lawrence Welk Show

9/ABCKEZI

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Paid Program Ball Boys (N) Å Ball Boys (N) ’ Å

ESPN Sports Saturday (N) New Visions The Insider (N) ’ Å

KEZI 9 News (N) Å

ABC World News


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11 12 Paid Program The American Athlete Å

Trout TV Adventure Journal

Entertainers Å Tim McCarver Show

Word & Spirit Church

Paid Program Answer to Addiction


30/IND 21 Kenneth Cox Ministries Present 3ABN Today GP Worship Hour Kids Time

PraiseTiny Tots for Jesus

Laymen Ministries

It Is Written Canada

Books of the Book

Exalting His Word

3-ABN on the Road

33/FOXKLSR

13 11 Crossfi re World Fat Loss for Food Lovers

New Adv./Old Christine

New Adv./Old Christine

30 Rock “Mama Mia”

30 Rock “Kidney Now!” ’


Friends ’ Å Friends Å Betty Snowden Everybody-Raymond

The Offi ce ’ Å Two and a Half Men ’

46/NBCKTCW

6 (11:30) PGA Tour Golf Arnold Palmer Invitational, Third Round. From Bay Hill Club & Lodge in Orlando, Fla. (N) ’ (Live) Å

Willa’s Wild Life (EI)

Pearlie The park is abuzz.

Grey’s Anatomy Jackson tries to get ahead. ’ Å

The Closer A woman is stabbed to death. Å

NBC Nightly News (N)

51/PBSKOAC

7 Love of Quilting Quilting Arts Å (DVS)

Essential Pépin ’

America’s Test Kitchen

Cook’s Country MotorWeek (N) ’ Å

Woodwright’s Shop Å

Woodsmith Shop Å

Hometime (N) Å Ask This Old House Å

This Old House Å

The Lawrence Welk Show Songs include “Galway Bay.”

A&E 24 23Flip This House “A Flipper in Need” Flipping “boot camp.”

Celebrity House Hunting

Celebrity House Hunting

“Ocean’s Eleven”››› (2001, Comedy-Drama) George Clooney, Matt Damon. A suave ex-con assembles a team to rob a casino vault. Å

Duck Dynasty Å

Duck Dynasty Å

Parking Wars Å

Parking Wars Å

ABC FAM 40 32 “Bringing Down the House” “Raising Helen”›› (2004, Comedy-Drama) Kate Hudson, John Corbett. “Mamma Mia!”››‡ (2008, Musical Comedy) Meryl Streep, Pierce Brosnan. The Lion King

AMC 68 24(11:15) “The Searchers”›››› (1956) John Wayne. A Civil War hero spends fi ve years searching for his niece. Å

“Braveheart”›››‡ (1995, Historical Drama) Mel Gibson, Sophie Marceau, Patrick McGoohan. A Scottish rebel rallies his countrymen against England. Å “National Lamp.”

ANPL 49 47 Too Cute! ’ Too Cute! “Too Cute! Kittens” Too Cute! ’ Å Too Cute! ’ Å Too Cute! “Kitten Dolls” ’ Too Cute! ’ Å Too Cute! ’ BRAVO 62 46 Million Dollar Listing Million Dollar Listing Tabatha Takes Over Tabatha Takes Over Tabatha Takes Over Tabatha Takes Over Apprentice CNBC 65 Paid Program Show Us Sexy Paid Program Paid Program WEN Hair Jillian Paid Program Paid Program Money in Mot. Till Debt/Part American Greed Suze Orman CNN 35 35 CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) Situation Room CNN Newsroom (N) Overhauling Healthcare Piers Morgan COM 64 98 Always Sunny Always Sunny Always Sunny Always Sunny 30 Rock ’ 30 Rock ’ Key & Peele Key & Peele “Vegas Vacation”›‡ (1997, Comedy) Chevy Chase. Å Harold & Kmr CW 12 14 Big World Hollywood Heartland “Eye of the Wolf” “Stir Crazy”››› (1980) Gene Wilder, Richard Pryor. Å “Daredevil”›› (2003) Ben Affl eck, Jennifer Garner. Å ’Til Death ’

DISC 34 30American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior “Drastic Step” Å

Moonshiners First run of moonshine is threatened. ’

Moonshiners A hair-raising daytime bootlegging run. ’

Moonshiners “A Price to Pay” Tim risks moving his still site.

Moonshiners A moonshiner will meet an untimely end. ’

Sons of Guns Joe witnesses a murder in New Orleans. Å

Sons of Guns ’ Å

DISN 37 21“The Princess and the Frog”

(:45) Tangled Ever After ’

Good Luck Charlie Å


Jessie ’ Å Jessie “Used Karma” Å



Shake It Up! “Apply It Up”

Shake It Up! “Camp It Up”


Jessie ’ Å Austin & Ally ’ Å

E! 57 25 Ice-Coco Ice-Coco Ice-Coco Ice-Coco E! News Fashion Star The Voice Deciding which vocalists will advance. ’ Å The Voice ’

ESPN 28 31Women’s College Basketball NCAA Tournament, Regional Second Semifi nal: Teams TBA.

College Basket-ball Live

NASCAR Countdown

NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: Royal Purple 300. From Auto Club Speedway in Fontana, Calif. (N) (Live)

SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å Wm. Basketball

ESPN2 27 49 The Announcement 30 for 30 Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å Baseball Tonight (N) Å SportsCenter FNC 32 27 The Five America’s News Headquarters (N) America’s News HQ FOX Report (N) Huckabee (N) Justice Judge FOOD 72 50 Chopped “Plenty of Fish” Cupcake Wars Worst Cooks in America Sweet Genius Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Iron Chef America Restaurant FX 31 45 Two/Half Men Two/Half Men Two/Half Men “Surrogates”››‡ (2009) Bruce Willis, Radha Mitchell. “XXX”››‡ (2002, Action) Vin Diesel, Asia Argento, Marton Csokas. Taken›››

FXM 44 “Jackie Chan’s First Strike”››‡ (1996, Action) Jackie Chan, Jackson Liu. Å


“Simon Sez”› (1999, Action) Dennis Rodman, Dane Cook, Natalia Cigliuti. Å


“Jackie Chan’s First Strike”››‡ (1996, Action) Jackie Chan, Jackson Liu. Å


“Grindhouse: Death Proof”

HGTV 50 43 Bath Crashers Bath Crashers Room Cr. Beaut. Homes Beaut. Homes Showhouse Bang, Buck High Low Proj. Design/Dime Genevieve Love It or List It “Smyth” House HIST 41 34 The Epic History of Everyday Things Å You Don’t Know Dixie Insight on Southern culture. Å Restoration Restoration Restoration Restoration Pawn Stars HLMRK 87 We Love Lucy We Love Lucy We Love Lucy We Love Lucy We Love Lucy We Love Lucy We Love Lucy We Love Lucy We Love Lucy We Love Lucy We Love Lucy We Love Lucy We Love Lucy ION 15 20 Paid Program Paid Program “Half Past Dead”› (2002, Action) Steven Seagal, Ja Rule. ’ “Ali”››› (2001) Will Smith. Based on the life story of legendary boxer Muhammad Ali. ’ Psych Å LIFE 23 29 “Defending Our Kids: The Julie Posey Story” “All-American Girl: The Mary Kay Letourneau Story”››‡ “The Fantasia Barrino Story: Life Is Not a Fairy Tale”›› “Selena”››› (1997) Å MSNBC 54 44 Conviction: I Put Fear Conviction: Amongst Friends Conviction: Monster in Mirror Lockup Lockup “Utah State Prison” Lockup: Corcoran Lockup: Raw MTV 26 17 Jersey Shore ’ Å Jersey Shore “Reunion” ’ The Challenge: Battle The Challenge: Battle The Challenge: Battle The Challenge: Battle The Challenge NAT GEO 73 Explorer “Inside Death Row” Explorer Prison Nation Violence in American prison system. Navajo Cops Doomsday Preppers Doomsday NICK 71 39 Power SpongeBob Kung Fu Kung Fu Kung Fu Kung Fu Big Time Rush Big Time Rush iCarly Å iCarly Å iCarly Å iCarly Å Victorious ’ OXY 61 House “Emancipation” Å House “Last Resort” Å House “Let Them Eat Cake” House “Painless” ’ Å House “Big Baby” ’ Å “Monster-in-Law”›› (2005) Jennifer Lopez.

ROOT 38 99(11:00) College Softball California at Stanford. (Taped)

MLS Soccer Portland Timbers at New England Revolution. From Gillette Stadium in Foxboro, Mass. (Live)

Mariners All Access

College Softball California at Stanford. Paid Program Mariners All Access

SPEED 58 53 NASCAR Live NASCAR Racing Monster Jam (N) On the Edge On the Edge SPEED Center AMA Supercross Racing Toronto. (N) (Live) SPIKE 69 38 Trucks! (N) ’ MuscleCar ’ Repo Games Repo Games Repo Games Repo Games Repo Games Repo Games Repo Games Repo Games Repo Games “Lethal Weapon 4”›› ’ SYFY 43 40 Being Human Being Human Being Human Being Human Being Human Being Human Being Human

TBS 33 10(11:25) “Saving Silverman”› (2001, Comedy) Jason Biggs, Steve Zahn, Jack Black. Å

(:25) “Get Smart”›› (2008) Steve Carell, Anne Hathaway. Agent Maxwell Smart battles the KAOS crime syndicate. Å

Family Guy ’ Å

The King of Queens Å

The King of Queens Å

Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å

TCM 51 26“The Baron of Arizona”

“Friendly Persuasion”›››› (1956, Drama) Gary Cooper, Dorothy McGuire. Southern Indiana Quakers try to stay out of the Civil War. Å

“Green Fire”››‡ (1954) Grace Kelly, Stewart Granger. Emerald miner’s digging hurts girlfriend’s coffee plantation. Å

“The Goodbye Girl”›››‡ (1977) Richard Dreyfuss, Marsha Mason. Å

TLC 42 41 20/20 on TLC ’ Å 20/20 on TLC ’ Å 20/20 on TLC ’ Å 20/20 on TLC “Who’s Guilty?” 20/20 on TLC ’ Å 20/20 on TLC “Blood Ties” 20/20 on TLC TNT 36 42 Law & Order “Chosen” ’ “Minority Report”›››‡ (2002, Science Fiction) Tom Cruise, Colin Farrell. Å “Collateral”››› (2004, Suspense) Tom Cruise, Jamie Foxx. Å TOON 63 33 Ben 10: De Looney Tunes Looney Tunes “Tom and Jerry & the Wizard of Oz” (2011) Wrld, Gumball Wrld, Gumball Wrld, Gumball Advent. Time Advent. Time Advent. Time Advent. Time TRVL 59 48 Amazing Eats Amazing Eats Man v Food Man v Food Man v Food Man v Food Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Rentals TVLND 53 28 Extreme Makeover: Home Extreme Makeover: Home Extreme Makeover: Home “When Harry Met Sally”›››› (1989) Billy Crystal. Å (:13) M*A*S*H Å M*A*S*H

USA 45 15NCIS “Dead Man Walking” A Navy lieutenant is poisoned.

NCIS “Brothers in Arms” Director’s contact is killed. ’

NCIS “Identity Crisis” Misidentifi ed cadaver was murdered.

NCIS A missing political refugee from Africa. ’ Å

NCIS “Capitol Offense” Senator asks Gibbs for help. Å

NCIS A murderous psychopath taunts the team. ’ Å

NCIS “Bounce” ’

VS. 47 422 Motorsports Hour (N) Snowmobile Racing Road to the Kentucky Derby Fight Night 36 Rugby Sevens World Series: Hong Kong. From Hong Kong. Boxing WE 185 120 Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer “Implosion” Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer “Dead Eye” Ghost Whisp. WGN-A 14 Law & Order: Criminal Intent MLB Preseason Baseball San Diego Padres at Chicago Cubs. (N) (Live) Å Amer. Funniest Home Videos NBA Basketball: Raptors at Bulls

ENC 642 710(11:45) “Friday After Next”›‡ (2002) Ice Cube.

(:10) “Rumble in the Bronx”››‡ (1995, Action) Jackie Chan, Anita Mui. ’ Å

(:40) “Final Destination 2”››‡ (2003, Horror) Ali Larter, A.J. Cook. ’ Å

(:10) “Secretariat”››› (2010, Drama) Diane Lane, John Malkovich. The story of the 1973 Triple Crown winner. ’ Å

(:15) “Toy Story 3” ’

HBO 500 600REAL Sports Gumbel

“Hanna”››› (2011, Action) Saoirse Ronan. A teenage assassin must elude the agents of a ruthless operative. ’ Å

“Game Change”››› (2012) Julianne Moore. Gov. Sarah Palin becomes Sen. John McCain’s running mate in 2008. ’

“Independence Day”››› (1996) Will Smith, Bill Pullman. Earthlings vs. evil aliens in 15-mile-wide ships. ’ Å

SHO 600 660(11:10) “The Twilight Saga: Eclipse”››‡ (2010) ’

(:15) Sebastian Maniscalco: What’s Wrong With People The comic performs. ’ Å

“A Single Man”››› (2009, Drama) Colin Firth, Julianne Moore, Nicholas Hoult. ’ Å

(:15) “Extraordinary Measures”›› (2010) Brendan Fraser. Two men join forces to develop a life-saving drug. ’ Å

(:05) “The Mes-senger”

TMC 620 690(11:30) “Racing Daylight”››‡ (2007, Drama)

(12:55) “Monsters”››› (2010, Science Fiction) Scoot McNairy, Whitney Able. ’ Å

“Disappearances”››‡ (2006, Adventure) Kris Kristof-ferson, Lothaire Bluteau. ’ Å

(:15) “The High Cost of Living” (2010) Zach Braff. A hit-and-run driver causes the death of an unborn baby. ’ Å

(5:55) “Burke & Hare”

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1 p.m. on KEZIBall Boys

If “Pawn Stars” were set in a sports memorabilia store, it would be this new series — and that’s no accident. The two shows have the same producers. This one stars Robbie Davis Sr., owner of Rob-bie’s First Base in Baltimore, who runs the business with help from son Robbie Jr. and staffers Sweet Lou and Shaggy. In the premiere, “Lord of the Ring,” they help a woman find a Notre Dame ring for her husband and verify Jim Brown’s signature on a football helmet..

8 p.m. on KEZIWipeout

Spring arrived this week, but if you’re already missing winter, chill out with this “Winter Wipeout.” In “Ice, Ice Baby,” contestants defy gravity on the Snowboard Half Pipe, get a kick in the pants from the Snow Boot and try to get through Avalanche Alley. John Anderson and John Henson host.

8 p.m. on KLSRQ’Viva! The Chosen

In this show’s equivalent of the Hollywood round on “American Idol,” Jennifer, Marc and Jamie bring their most promising discov-eries from their Latin American talent hunt to Los Angeles. After another round of auditions at the Belasco Theatre, the three must decide who stays in L.A. and who goes home in this new episode.

8 p.m. on AMCMovie:

O Brother, Where Art Thou?Made by siblings Joel and Ethan

Coen (“Fargo”), this 2000 comedy loosely was inspired by Homer’s classic “The Odyssey.” It puts three escaped convicts (George Cloo-ney, John Turturro, Tim Blake Nel-son) on the run from pursuers and toward considerable wealth. They seek a hidden treasure, but many complications arise. The bluegrass soundtrack, honored by the Coun-try Music Association Awards, spawned a concert tour.

8 p.m. on ANPLMust Love Cats

Most cats run from the sound of a vacuum cleaner, but in England, John Fulton meets one who can drown it out. Smokey holds the Guinness world record for the loud-est-purring cat, and sure enough, John’s sound meter test reveals that his purr is louder than a vacu-um cleaner. While overseas, John also meets a cat that hopped a ferry for a thousand-mile trip to Spain and talks with a scientist who claims to know where cats go when they leave home.

9 p.m. on KOBI, KMTXThe Firm

Mitch (Josh Lucas) represents a prisoner on death row who wants to make amends to the family he wronged. Tammy (Juliette Lewis) in-herits a house, which puts pressure on her relationship with Ray (Cal-lum Keith Rennie). New informa-tion arises about the experiences that shaped the mysterious Sarah Holt in the new episode “Chapter Eleven.” Molly Parker also stars.

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4 8 CBS Evening News

Criminal Minds The team hunts for a serial killer.

To Be Announced 48 Hours Mystery ’ Å News (N) Å NUMB3RS “Atomic No. 33” ’ Å

4.2/This TV KPIC

292 “Still of the Night”›› (1982) Roy Scheider. Psychiatrist intrigued by slain patient’s mistress. Å

“Blood Red”››‡ (1989) Eric Roberts. Winegrower’s son falls in love during California land war. Å

“Who’ll Stop the Rain?”››› (1978) Nick Nolte. A Vietnam veteran tries to pull off a big drug deal.

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5 5 The Insider (N) Å

Entertainment Tonight (N) ’ Å

Fairly Legal Kate butts heads with a trial lawyer.

The Firm The gang learns more about Sarah Holt.

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit ’ Å

News (N) (:29) Saturday Night Live ’ Å

8/PBSKSYS

8 Lawrence Welk

Globe Trekker Venice, Italy’s Grand Canal. ’

Summer Wine

Outnum-bered ’

Austin City Limits “Wide-spread Panic” ’ Å

Masterpiece Mystery! Murder is committed. ’ Å (DVS)

Offi cial Best of Fest ’

Independent Lens ’

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9 4 KEZI 9 News (N)

Entertainment Tonight (N) ’ Å

Wipeout The Snowboard Half Pipe; the Snow Boot.

20/20 “My Extreme Affl iction” (N) ’ Å News (N) Å Entertainment Tonight ’ Å

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11 12 Access Hol-lywood (N)

The Unit Team secrecy is compromised. ’ Å

Bones Jacob Broadsky takes out another victim.

Law & Order Gender bias on incident. ’ Å

Stargate Universe Eli offers a solution for Destiny.

Crossfi re World Outreach Paid Pro-gram

30/IND 21 3-ABN on the Road

3-ABN on the Road Windows of Hope

Making Waves

GP Worship Hour Life on the Edge Generation of Youth for Christ

Anchors of Truth

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13 11 Family Guy ’ Å

Without a Trace A lottery winner disappears. Å

¡Q’Viva! The Chosen “Episode Four” Artists audition in hope of advancing. (N) Å

KVAL News Two and a Half Men

Alcatraz A man is unjustly sent to the prison.

New Girl Å

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Big Bang Theory

Fairly Legal Kate butts heads with a trial lawyer.

The Firm The gang learns more about Sarah Holt.


News (:29) Saturday Night Live ’ Å

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7 Last of the Wine

Travels to the Edge

Rick Steves Europe

Globe Trekker Venice, Italy’s Grand Canal. ’

My Family Å Outnum-bered ’

New Tricks The murder of an unnamed vagrant.

Masterpiece Mystery! Witness to dying man’s last words. ’ Å (DVS)

A&E 24 23Parking Wars Å

Parking Wars Å

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Parking Wars Å

Parking Wars Å

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Parking Wars Å

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ABC FAM 40 32 (:00) “The Lion King”›››‡ (1994) “The Blind Side”›››‡ (2009) Sandra Bullock, Tim McGraw. Premiere. “The Notebook”››‡ (2004)

AMC 68 24(:00) “National Lampoon’s Vacation”››‡ (1983) Chevy Chase. Å

“O Brother, Where Art Thou?”››› (2000) George Clooney. Premiere. Three escaped convicts embark on an unusual odyssey.

“O Brother, Where Art Thou?”››› (2000, Comedy-Drama) George Clooney, John Turturro. Å

ANPL 49 47 Too Cute! Must Love Cats ’ Must Love Cats (N) ’ Too Cute! (N) ’ Too Cute! ’ Å Too Cute! ’ Too Cute! BRAVO 62 46 (:00) The Celebrity Apprentice Å Housewives/Atl. “Angels & Demons”›› (2009, Suspense) Tom Hanks, Ewan McGregor. Angels CNBC 65 S. Orman Debt/Part Princess ’ American Greed The Suze Orman Show Debt/Part Princess ’ Paid Prog. Bosley Greed CNN 35 35 Piers CNN Newsroom (N) Overhauling Healthcare Piers Morgan Tonight CNN Newsroom (N) Overhauling Healthcare Piers COM 64 98 “Harold & Kumar Escape” (:15) “Super Troopers”›› (2001, Comedy) Å (:15) “Zack and Miri Make a Porno”››‡ (2008) Seth Rogen. CW 12 14 ’Til Death Seinfeld ’ Seinfeld ’ House ’ Å House “Here Kitty” ’ ’70s Show ’70s Show Cheaters ’ Å J. Kyle

DISC 34 30(:00) Sons of Guns ’

Sons of Guns Repairing a Japanese Auto Cannon.

Doomsday Bunkers ’ Å Doomsday Bunkers ’ Å Doomsday Bunkers ’ Å Doomsday Bunkers ’ Å Doomsday Bunkers ’

DISN 37 21Good Luck Charlie ’



Austin & Ally Å

Phineas and Ferb

“Geek Charming” (2011) Sarah Hyland. A teen fi lms a documentary about a popular high-school student.

Austin & Ally Å

Austin & Ally Å


E! 57 25 (:00) The Voice “The Battles, Week 3” E! True Hollywood Story E! True Hollywood Story Fashion Star The Soup Chelsea Lat Fashion

ESPN 28 31Women’s College Basketball SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter

ESPN2 27 49 (:00) SportsCenter Special (N) Å Women’s College Basketball College GameDay (N) NBA GameDay FNC 32 27 Justice The Five Jour. FOX News Justice With Jeanine The Five Red Eye Huckabee FOOD 72 50 Restaurant Chopped “Thyme Flies” Chopped Chopped “On the Line” Chopped Iron Chef America Chopped FX 31 45 (:00) “Taken”››› (2008, Action) “Zombieland”››› (2009) Woody Harrelson. “Jennifer’s Body”›› (2009, Horror) Megan Fox. Unsuper.

FXM 44 (:00) “Grindhouse Presents: Death Proof”››› (2007) Kurt Russell. Å

“Grindhouse Presents: Death Proof”››› (2007) Kurt Russell. Å

(:45) FXM Presents

“Simon Sez”› (1999, Action) Dennis Rodman, Dane Cook. Å

(:40) FXM Presents

“Jumpin’ Jack Flash”

HGTV 50 43 Hunters Int’l House Hunters Int’l Candice Genevieve Color Spl. Interiors Inc House Hunters Int’l House Hunters Int’l Color Spl. HIST 41 34 Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Cajun Pawn Cajun Pawn Cajun Pawn Cajun Pawn Cajun Pawn Cajun Pawn Cajun Pawn Cajun Pawn Cajun Pawn HLMRK 87 Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Gold Girls ION 15 20 (:00) Psych Psych ’ Å Psych ’ Å Psych Talent-show judge. Psych ’ Å Psych ’ Å Psych ’ LIFE 23 29 (5:30) “Selena”››› (1997) Å “The Bodyguard”››‡ (1992, Drama) Kevin Costner, Whitney Houston. Å Biography Å Bodyguard MSNBC 54 44 Lockup Lockup: Raw Lockup: Raw Lockup Wabash Lockup Wabash Lockup Wabash Corcoran MTV 26 17 Challenge The Challenge: Battle The Challenge: Battle The Challenge: Battle The Challenge: Battle Jersey Shore “Reunion” How High›

NAT GEO 73 Doomsday Doomsday Preppers Doomsday Preppers Doomsday Preppers Doomsday Preppers Navajo Cops Is It Real? NICK 71 39 Victorious Victorious Victorious Victorious iCarly (N) Rock Bucket ’70s Show ’70s Show Friends ’ Friends ’ Friends ’ OXY 61 Monster “The Wedding Planner”›› (2001) Jennifer Lopez. Å “Monster-in-Law”›› (2005) Jennifer Lopez. Å “The Wedding Planner”

ROOT 38 99MLS Soccer Portland Timbers at New England Revolution. From Gillette Stadium in Foxboro, Mass.

Boxing Juan Garcia vs. Hector Serrano. From August, 25, 2011. UFC Reloaded ’12

SPEED 58 53 AMA Supercross Racing AMA Supercross Racing Toronto. From Rogers Center in Toronto, Canada. Test Drive GP2 Championship Series Racing SPIKE 69 38 (5:30) “Lethal Weapon 4”›› (1998) “Rambo”›› (2008, Action) Sylvester Stallone. ’ “Payback”››‡ (1999, Action) Mel Gibson, Gregg Henry. ’ SYFY 43 40 Being Hu Being Human Being Human Being Human Lost Girl ’ Å Lost Girl ’ Å Lost Girl ’

TBS 33 10Friends ’ Å Seinfeld Å Seinfeld Å Big Bang

TheoryBig Bang Theory

Big Bang Theory

Big Bang Theory

“Yes Man”››‡ (2008) Jim Carrey. A man tries to change his life by saying yes to everything. Å

“Dick & Jane”

TCM 51 26“The Good-bye Girl”

“Under the Yum Yum Tree”››‡ (1963, Comedy) Jack Lemmon, Carol Lynley, Dean Jones. Å

“My Sister Eileen”››› (1942, Comedy) Rosalind Russell, Brian Aherne, Janet Blair. Å

“Sweet November”››‡ (1968) Sandy Dennis, Anthony Newley. Å

TLC 42 41 20/20 48 Hours: Hard Evidence 48 Hours: Hard Evidence 48 Hours: Hard Evidence 48 Hours: Hard Evidence 48 Hours: Hard Evidence Evidence TNT 36 42 “Shooter”››‡ (2007) Mark Wahlberg, Michael Peña. Å “The International”››‡ (2009) Clive Owen. Premiere. Å Leverage Å TOON 63 33 “The Wizard of Oz”›››› (1939) Judy Garland, Frank Morgan. God/Devil King of Hill King of Hill Family Guy Aqua Teen Metal Bleach (N) TRVL 59 48 Rentals Legends of the Ozarks Ghost Adventures Å Ghost Adventures Å Ghost Adventures Å Ghost Adventures Å Ghost Adv. TVLND 53 28 M*A*S*H Home Imp. Home Imp. Home Imp. Home Imp. Raymond Raymond Everybody-Raymond Raymond Raymond King

USA 45 15(:00) NCIS “Bounce”

NCIS “Dead Reckoning” Gibbs works with Kort.

NCIS Dinozzo’s father helps investigate. Å

NCIS The team must protect Ziva’s father. Å

NCIS A member of the team reminisces. Å

“Fast & Furious”›› (2009, Action) Vin Diesel, Paul Walker. Å

VS. 47 422 Fight Boxing Zab Judah vs. Vernon Paris. (N) (Live) Poker After Dark Boxing Zab Judah vs. Vernon Paris. Juicing WE 185 120 Whisperer Ghost Whisperer Å Ghost Whisperer Å Ghost Whisperer Å “Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason”››‡ Weddings WGN-A 14 NBA Basketball News/Nine 30 Rock ’ Scrubs ’ Scrubs ’ Chris Chris Sunny Sunny ’Til Death ’Til Death

ENC 642 710(:15) “Toy Story 3”›››‡ (2010) Voices of Tom Hanks. ’ Å

“Are We There Yet?”›› (2005, Comedy) Ice Cube, Nia Long. ’ Å

(:35) “Friday After Next”›‡ (2002, Comedy) Ice Cube, Mike Epps. ’ Å

“Final Destination 2”››‡ (2003, Horror) Ali Larter, A.J. Cook. ’ Å

HBO 500 600“Indepen-dence Day”

Boxing Danny Garcia vs. Erik Morales, Super Lightweights. (N) ’ (Live) Å

(:15) “Sucker Punch”›› (2011, Action) Emily Browning, Abbie Cornish. Premiere. ’ Å

(:15) Luck ’ Å “Sucker Punch”››

SHO 600 660(:05) “The Messenger”››› (2009) Ben Foster, Woody Harrelson. ’ Å

“The Twilight Saga: New Moon”››‡ (2009, Romance) Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson. ’ Å

(:10) “The Twilight Saga: Eclipse”››‡ (2010) Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson. ’ Å

House of Lies (iTV)

TMC 620 690(5:55) “Burke & Hare”››‡ (2010)

“Scary Movie 2”›‡ (2001, Comedy) Shawn Wayans, Marlon Wayans. ’

“The Bone Snatcher”›‡ (2003, Horror) Scott Bairstow. Premiere. ’ Å

“The Violent Kind” (2010, Horror) Cory Knauf, Taylor Cole. ’ Å

“The Bone Snatcher”

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SUNDAY MORNING, MARCH 25

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4,13/CBSKPIC

4 8 (Off Air) Wall Street Journal Rpt.

New Hope CBS News Sunday Morning (N) ’ Å Face the Nation (N) Å

Bull Riding The Best of College Basketball 2012 (N) Å

2012 NCAA Basketball Tourna-ment

4.2/This TV KPIC

292 Super Duper Sumos Å

Dark Oracle “Trail Blaze”

Dark Oracle “Redemption”

Doodlebops Rockin’ Road

Doodlebops “Flat-sitis” (EI)

“How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying”››› (1967) Robert Morse, Michele Lee. A window washer bluffs his way to the top. Å

“Sweet Land”››› (2005, Drama) Elizabeth Reaser, Tim Guinee, Alan Cumming. Å

5/NBCKOBI

5 5 Homes & Great Estates

Walk Fit Plati-num-Ten

The Joy of Fishing

Today Lionel Richie; health insurance. (N) ’ Å

Meet the Press (N) Å Willa’s Wild Life (EI)

Pearlie The park is abuzz.

Golf Digest Equipment Special (N) ’ Å


PGA Tour Golf

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8 Need to Know ’ Å

Franny’s Feet Å (DVS)

Betsy’s Kinder-garten

Wild Animal Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood

WordGirl Å (DVS)


Rick Steves’ Romantics’ Europe The most-romantic spots in Spain, France and Czech Republic. ’ Å

Great Performances at the Met Mozart’s “Don Giovanni.”

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9 4 Steel Dreams Å Paid Program Paid Program Good Morning America (N) Å This Week With George Stepha-nopoulos Å

Today’s Hom-eowner

IndyCar Racing Honda Grand Prix of St. Petersburg. From St. Petersburg, Fla. (N) (Live)

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11 12 (Off Air) Paid Program Home Make-over

Truth That Transforms

Word & Spirit Church

Betty Snowden 6 Week Body Makeover

Paid Program Key of David The Real Win-ning Edge (EI)

Teen Kids News (N)

Whacked Out Sports ’

30/IND 21 Praise! 3ABN Today India: Face to

FaceBattles of Faith GP Worship Hour Inspirational Hour Exalting His

WordIt Is Written Canada

Melody From My Heart

A Sharper Focus

33/FOXKLSR

13 11 (Off Air) Kingdom of God Paid Program The Joy of Fishing

FOX News Sunday With Chris Wallace ’ Å

“A Walk to Remember”›› (2002) Shane West, Mandy Moore. A high-school delinquent courts a minister’s daughter.

Raceline NASCAR Racing

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6 Paid Program Paid Program Storm Stories ’ Å

Today Lionel Richie; health insurance. (N) ’ Å

Meet the Press (N) Å Chris Matthews Show

Pain-free Hair Removal

Golf Digest Equipment Special (N) ’ Å


PGA Tour Golf

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7 Allen Smith’s Garden Home

Betsy’s Kinder-garten

Angelina Bal-lerina: Next

Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood

Curious George ’ (EI)

Thomas & Friends ’

Bob the Builder ’

Rick Steves’ Europe Å

Travels to the Edge

Nature Wildlife hospitals help fi re survivors. Å (DVS)

NOVA “Extreme Ice” Cameras record melting glaciers. ’

A&E 24 23Jillian Michaels Skinny by

Summer!New Keurig Brewer

Breakout Kings “Round Two” Å Breakout Kings An escapee is the key to a bigger prize.

The Sopranos Christmas fi nds Tony at Dr. Melfi ’s. ’ Å

The Sopranos Meadow suspects Jackie Jr. of cheating.

“Ocean’s Eleven”››› (2001) George Clooney. Å

ABC FAM 40 32 Make- Man New Keurig Sunday Mass “A Cinderella Story: Once Upon a Song” (2011) Lucy Hale. “Another Cinderella Story” (2008) Selena Gomez, Jane Lynch. “Mamma Mia!”››‡ (2008)

AMC 68 24“National Lamp.”

Mad Men Gossip starts when a meet-ing is called. Å

Mad Men “Blowing Smoke” Å Mad Men “Tomorrowland” Å The Killing “Vengeance” The police learn more. ’ Å

The Killing “Stonewalled” New evidence is found. Å

The Killing The police make a shock-ing realization. ’ Å

ANPL 49 47 Encounters Most Extreme Most Extreme Weird, True Weird, True Untamed and Uncut ’ Å Dogs 101 “Designer Dogs” ’ Dogs 101 ’ Å Wild Kingdom ’ Å BRAVO 62 46 New Keurig Bethenny Ever After “Adrift” Million Dollar Listing Million Dollar Listing Million Dollar Listing Interior Therapy Interior Therapy CNBC 65 Take It Off! Jillian New Keurig Paid Program Show Us Sexy Cindy C Paid Program No Defrosting Paid Program Paid Program Brazil Butt Lift Sexy Spring Break Bodies! CNN 35 35 Newsroom State of the Union Fareed Zakaria GPS (N) Reliable Sources (N) Å State of the Union Fareed Zakaria GPS The Next List Newsroom COM 64 98 Triverex Jillian Paid Program Lose 30lbs Paid Program “Clueless”››› (1995) Alicia Silverstone, Stacey Dash. Å “Extract”››‡ (2009) Jason Bateman, Mila Kunis. Å CW 12 14 TriVita TBA TBA Vic-RECLAIM TBA Paid Program In Touch W/Charles Stanley Key of David Memory Loss TBA Wild Ltd. ’ Hollywood

DISC 34 30Paid Program ’ Å

Paid Program ’ Å

The Key of David (N) ’

Paid Program ’ Å

Michael Youssef (N) Å

(7:58) Joel Osteen ’ Å

(:27) In Touch ’ Å

MythBusters Shock waves in the water; paper armor. Å

MythBusters Winners of the viewer request lottery. Å

Unchained Reaction The most creative multi-step machines.

DISN 37 21Phineas and Ferb ’ Å




Doc McStuffi ns ’ Å






Shake It Up! ’ Å

“Geek Charming” (2011, Comedy) Sarah Hyland. ’ Å

E! 57 25 Get Ripped! WEN Hair Take It Off! The E! True Hollywood Story The E! True Hollywood Story Khloe Khloe Khloe The Soup E! News (N)

ESPN 28 31(:00) SportsCenter (N)

Outside the Lines (N)

Sports Report-ers (N) Å

SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å Women’s College Basketball NCAA Tournament, Regional First Semifi nal: Teams TBA. From Raleigh, N.C. (N) Å

SportsCenter Special (N)

PBA Bowling

ESPN2 27 49 Bassmasters SportsCenter (N) Å Outside Lines The Sports NASCAR Now (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter Special (N) Basketball Basketball FNC 32 27 (3:00) FOX and Friends Sunday (N) America’s News Headquarters (N) America’s News Headquarters (N) Fox News Sunday FOOD 72 50 Paid Program Lose 30lbs Cindy C Mexican-Easy Ingredient Fix Money Saving Hungry Girl Rachael Ray’s Week in a Day Dollar Dinners Guy’s Big Bite Sand. King Secrets FX 31 45 Zumba Dance Paid Program Paid Program “Lost in Space”›› (1998, Science Fiction) William Hurt, Mimi Rogers, Heather Graham. “Surrogates”››‡ (2009) Bruce Willis, Radha Mitchell.

FXM 44 (:00) “Kipps”››› (1941, Comedy) Michael Redgrave.

“Home Alone”››› (1990, Comedy) Macaulay Culkin, Joe Pesci. A left-behind boy battles two burglars in the house. Å

“Home Alone 3”›‡ (1997) Alex D. Linz, Olek Krupa. A clever 8-year-old boy defends his home from spies. Å

“Home Alone 4”››‡ (2002, Comedy) French Stewart, Mike Weinberg. Å

HGTV 50 43 Paid Program Nopalea with Paid Program Holmes Professional Homewreck Income Prop. Property Brothers Å Disaster DIY Disaster DIY Yard Crashers Room Cr. HIST 41 34 Great Pillow! Lose 30lbs Tummy Tuck Modern Marvels Å American Pickers Å American Pickers Å American Pickers Å American Pickers Å HLMRK 87 I Love Lucy I Love Lucy I Love Lucy I Love Lucy I Love Lucy Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls “Uncorked”› (2010) Julie Benz, JoBeth Williams. Å ION 15 20 Knife Paid Program Insn- Bods Turning Point Discovery In Touch W/Charles Stanley Int. Fellowship Catholic Mass Paid Program Paid Program Inspiration Today Camp LIFE 23 29 Paid Program Tummy Tuck D. Jeremiah In Touch W/Charles Stanley Hour of Power Å Joel Osteen Cindy C Old Christine Prank Mom Dance Moms Å MSNBC 54 44 (:00) Up W/Chris Hayes (N) Melissa Harris-Perry (N) Weekends With Alex Witt Live news coverage. (N) Meet the Press Å MTV 26 17 Wild ’n Out ’ Friendzone ’ Friendzone ’ 16 and Pregnant ’ Å 16 and Pregnant ’ Å 16 and Pregnant ’ Å 16 and Pregnant ’ Å 16-Pregnant NAT GEO 73 Save-CarMD Nazi Scrapbooks From Hell Finding the Lost da Vinci How It Was “Voices of 9/11” Witness: DC 9/11 Witness: Caught by Disaster Witness: Tornado NICK 71 39 TBA All Grown Up The Mighty B! Barnyard SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob Kung Fu Kung Fu OXY 61 Paid Program New Keurig My Pillow Power-Juicing Paid Program America’s Next Top Model ’ America’s Next Top Model ’ America’s Next Top Model ’ America’s Next Top Model ’

ROOT 38 99Clay Target Shootout

Sexual Experi-ence-Triverex

Paid Program Motorsports TV No. American Fisherman

Winkelman’s Good Fishing

Fisherman’s Handbook

Hawg Quest (N) The Joy of Fish-ing (N)

Downunder Horsemanship

Motorhead Garage TV (N)

Volvo Ocean Race (N)

KettleBell Fitness

SPEED 58 53 Truck U Guys Garage Classic Car Classic Car Chop-Rebuild Chop-Rebuild Performance SPEED Center NASCAR RaceDay (N) (Live) The Grid SPIKE 69 38 Paid Program Paid Program Take It Off! ’ Paid Program Paid Program 10- Train. Brazil Butt Lift Auction Auction Auction Am Digger Xtreme 4x4 Horsepower SYFY 43 40 (:00) Lost Girl No Defrosting Paid Program No Defrosting Hoover Max Paid Program No Defrosting Ghost Hunters International Monster Man “Seeing Double” Monster Man

TBS 33 10Married... With Children ’



House of Payne House of Payne Meet the Browns

Meet the Browns

Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å “Spanglish”››› (2004) Adam Sandler, Téa Leoni. Å

TCM 51 26(:00) “Pretty Baby”››‡ (1950, Comedy) Dennis Morgan, Betsy Drake, Zachary Scott.

“Never Too Late”››› (1965) Paul Ford, Connie Stevens. A middle-aged couple are amazed when they become pregnant.

“Key Largo”›››‡ (1948) Humphrey Bogart. Gangster holds GI and hostages in Florida Keys hotel. Å (DVS)

“I Was a Male War Bride”››› (1949) Å

TLC 42 41 Get Ripped! Zumba Dance Lose 30lbs Paid Program Paid Program Jillian Take It Off! ’ Niecy Nash’s Wedding Bash ’ Å Say Yes: ATL Say Yes: ATL TNT 36 42 Law & Order Law & Order “Aftershock” ’ Law & Order “Grief” ’ Law & Order “Rapture” ’ Law & Order “Brazil” ’ Law & Order “Star Crossed” Law & Order Extortion plot. TOON 63 33 Inuyasha Looney Tunes Looney Tunes Johnny Test Redakai Beyblade-Metl Pokemon BW Ben 10 Ult. Thundercats Green Lantern Young Justice MAD Level Up TRVL 59 48 Paid Program Tummy Tuck Paid Program When Vacations Attack Å Mysteries at the Museum Hidden City Å When Vacations Attack Å Mysteries at the Museum TVLND 53 28 3’s Company Roseanne ’ Roseanne ’ (:12) Three’s Company Å The Nanny ’ The Nanny ’ Hot, Cleveland Hot, Cleveland Hot, Cleveland Hot, Cleveland Extreme Makeover: Home

USA 45 15Zumba Fitness Program

Monk Death of a circus ringmaster. Å Insanity Workout

Brazil Butt Lift Atmosphere for Miracles

Joel Osteen Å Fairly Legal “Start Me Up” Justin asks Kate to negotiate.

In Plain Sight Mary juggles WITSEC and childcare. Å

“Casino Royale”››› (2006) Daniel Craig, Eva Green. Å

VS. 47 422 Hank Parker Hot Shots (N) Real Hunting Quest for One North/Alaska Out. Secrets Fisherman The Bass Pros Bill Dance FLW Outdoors North/Alaska Rugby WE 185 120 Cindy C KettleBell Fit Lose 30lbs Amazing Wedding Cakes Amazing Wedding Cakes Amazing Wedding Cakes Amazing Wedding Cakes Amazing Wedding Cakes WGN-A 14 Beyond Today Matlock “The Capital Offense” In the Heat of the Night Å “The Shipping News”›› (2001, Drama) Kevin Spacey. Å “Glory Road”››› (2006) Josh Lucas, Derek Luke. Å

ENC 642 710(4:15) “Toy Story 3” ’

“High School High”›› (1996, Comedy) Jon Lovitz, Tia Carrere, Louise Fletcher. ’ Å

“Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie”›› (1995) Karan Ashley. ’ Å

(:10) “The Last Song”›› (2010) Miley Cyrus, Greg Kinnear. A man tries to reconnect with his estranged daughter. Å

“Poltergeist II: The Other Side”›› (1986) ’ Å

HBO 500 600(:15) “Love Crimes of Ka-bul”››› (2011)

“Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1”››› (2010, Fantasy) Daniel Radcliffe. Harry sets out to destroy the secrets to Voldemort’s power. ’ Å

Boxing Danny Garcia vs. Erik Morales, Super Lightweights. ’ Å Clash of the Titans

“The A-Team”››‡

SHO 600 660(:25) “The First Time” (2009) Devon Werkheiser, Scout Taylor-Compton. ’ Å

(6:55) “Bandslam”››› (2009, Musical Comedy) Aly Michalka, Vanessa Hudgens. ’ Å

(:45) “Hotel Rwanda”››› (2004, Drama) Don Cheadle, Sophie Okonedo, Joaquin Phoenix. A hotelier saves 1,200 Tutsi refugees from slaughter. ’

(10:50) “The Heart Specialist”›‡ (2006) Wood Harris.

TMC 620 690(4:30) “Within These Walls”

“My Dinner With Andre”›››‡ (1981, Comedy) Wallace Shawn. Arty types have deep discussion in restaurant. Å

“Safe House”››› (1998) Patrick Stewart. Premiere. An ex-agent faces a debilitating illness and a conspiracy. ’ Å

(9:55) “Love, Wedding, Marriage”› (2011, Comedy) Mandy Moore, Kellan Lutz. ’ Å

(:25) “Phenom-enon” ’

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SUNDAY AFTERNOON, MARCH 25

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4,13/CBSKPIC

4 8 (11:00) 2012 NCAA Basketball Tournament Regional Final: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) Å

2012 NCAA Basketball Tournament Regional Final: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) Å Inside Edition Weekend (N)

Awesome Adventures (EI)

Danger Rang-ers Å

Horseland ’ (EI) Å

CBS Evening News (N) ’

4.2/This TV KPIC

292 (10:30) “Sweet Land”››› (2005) Elizabeth Reaser. Å

“Thieves Like Us”›››› (1974, Crime Drama) Keith Carradine, Shelley Duvall. Three escaped convicts terrorize the Depression-era South. Å

“The Private Files of J. Edgar Hoover”››‡ (1978) Broderick Crawford, Dan Dailey. FBI director tracks the famous and the infamous for decades. Å

Stargate SG-1 ’ Å

5/NBCKOBI

5 5 (11:30) PGA Tour Golf Arnold Palmer Invitational, Final Round. From Bay Hill Club & Lodge in Orlando, Fla. (N) ’ (Live) Å

Missing (N) ’ (EI) Å

Dean Martin-Roasts

Law & Order “Point of View” Gender bias on incident. ’

Chris Matthews Show

NBC Nightly News (N) ’

News (N)

8/PBSKSYS

8 (11:00) Great Performances at the Met “Don Giovanni” Mozart’s “Don Giovanni.” ’ Å

McLaughlin Group (N)

Religion & Ethics News

European Journal Å

Mack Wealth-Track

Moyers & Company ’ Å Rick Steves’ Europe Å

Natural Heroes ’ Å

Healthy Body, Healthy Mind

9/ABCKEZI

9 4 Steel Dreams Å Cars.TV ’ Å The EA Sports Golf Preview In-Style’s Breakthrough

Paid Program Judge Judy ’ Å

Judge Joe Brown Å

Extra (N) ’ Å KEZI 9 News (N) Å

ABC World News


25/MYTVKEVU

11 12 Rollin’ on TV Distant Roads ’ Å

Treasure Hunt-ers Å

Answer to Addiction

The Joy of Fishing

Live From Daryl’s House

The Crook and Chase Show Miranda Lambert; Josh Kelley.

In-Style’s Breakthrough

Home Make-over

Green Science Oregon

The Green Economy

Ugly Betty “Smokin’ Hot”

30/IND 21 Body & Spirit Dick Nunez.

Tiny Tots for Jesus

3ABN Today Live 3ABN Today Live The Carter Report Wonderfully Made

Share Him Revelation Insights 3ABN Today

33/FOXKLSR

13 11 (11:30) NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Auto Club 400. From Auto Club Speedway in Fontana, Calif. (N) ’ (Live) Å Homes & Land TV

Distant Roads ’ Å

Rollin’ on TV Whacked Out Sports ’


The Offi ce ’ Å Two and a Half Men ’

46/NBCKTCW

6 (11:30) PGA Tour Golf Arnold Palmer Invitational, Final Round. From Bay Hill Club & Lodge in Orlando, Fla. (N) ’ (Live) Å

Cold Case “Lonely Hearts” Unat-tractive woman’s murder.

Grey’s Anatomy “Superfreak” Derek’s estranged sister visits.

The Closer “The Life” A 12-year-old boy is found dead.

NBC Nightly News (N)

51/PBSKOAC

7 Great Performances at the Met “Don Giovanni” Mozart’s “Don Giovanni.” ’ Å BBC Newsnight ’

European Journal Å

Religion & Ethics News

To the Contrary Moyers & Company ’ Å Oregon Art Beat ’ Å

A&E 24 23(11:00) “Ocean’s Eleven”››› (2001) George Clooney, Matt Damon. Å

Shipping Wars Å

Shipping Wars Å

Shipping Wars “Bullship”

Shipping Wars “Pilot” Å

Shipping Wars Å

Shipping Wars Å

Shipping Wars Å

Duck Dynasty Å

Duck Dynasty Å

Storage Wars Å

ABC FAM 40 32 (11:00) “Mamma Mia!”››‡ (2008) “Dirty Dancing”››› (1987, Romance) Jennifer Grey, Patrick Swayze. “The Notebook”››‡ (2004, Romance) Ryan Gosling, Rachel McAdams.

AMC 68 24“E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial”›››› (1982, Science Fiction) Henry Thomas, Dee Wallace, Peter Coyote. A California boy befriends a homesick alien.

“The Shawshank Redemption”›››‡ (1994, Drama) Tim Robbins, Morgan Freeman, Bob Gunton. An innocent man goes to a Maine penitentiary for life in 1947. Å

“Ray”›››‡ (2004, Biography) Jamie Foxx. Premiere.

ANPL 49 47 Wild Kingdom Elephants. ’ Gator Boys “Stormin’ Gators” Meet the Preppers Rattlesnake Republic Å Rattlesnake Republic Å Rattlesnake Republic Å North Woods BRAVO 62 46 Shahs of Sunset Shahs of Sunset Housewives/OC Housewives/OC Housewives/OC Housewives/OC Housewives CNBC 65 WEN Hair Paid Program Brazil Butt Lift Paid Program WEN Hair Paid Program Take It Off! Paid Program Till Debt/Part Wall Street How I, Millions How I, Millions Biogr/CNBC CNN 35 35 Your Money (N) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) Big Hits, Broken Dreams Piers Morgan COM 64 98 “Vegas Vacation”›‡ (1997, Comedy) Chevy Chase. Å “Clueless”››› (1995) Alicia Silverstone, Stacey Dash. Å Futurama ’ Futurama ’ Futurama ’ Futurama ’ Super Trpr CW 12 14 Live Life-Win On the Spot Hollywood “Fatal Attraction”›››‡ (1987) Michael Douglas, Glenn Close. Å “Eye for an Eye”›› (1996, Drama) Sally Field. Å King

DISC 34 30MythBusters Propelling a sailboat by a fan. ’ Å

MythBusters Dodging a bullet; jump-ing from heights. Å

MythBusters The power of combus-tible sewer gas. Å

MythBusters Hollywood lighting myth; stopping cars. Å

MythBusters Testing how clean a motorcycle runs. ’

MythBusters Using wrecking balls to transfer energy. Å

Frozen Planet ’ Å

DISN 37 21(11:00) “Geek Charming” (2011) Sarah Hyland. ’ Å





Jessie “One Day Wonders”

Jessie ’ Å Phineas and Ferb ’ Å



A.N.T. Farm ’ Å

So Random! ’ Å

E! 57 25 Fashion Star The Voice Deciding which vocalists will advance. ’ Å The Voice Team members perform duets. ’ Å Khloe Khloe Khloe

ESPN 28 31PBA Bowling MLS Soccer Colorado Rapids at New York Red Bulls. From Red Bull Arena in

Harrison, N.J. (N) (Live)SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å NBA Basketball Miami Heat at Oklahoma City Thunder.

(N) (Live) Å ESPN2 27 49 Women’s College Basketball Women’s College Basketball Women’s College Basketball GameDay FNC 32 27 America’s News HQ America’s News Headquarters (N) Fox News Sunday FOX Report (N) Huckabee (N) Fox News FOOD 72 50 Best Dishes Not My Mama Restaurant: Impossible Chopped Chopped “On the Line” Chopped Best Thing Best Thing Diners, Drive FX 31 45 “Lara Croft: Tomb Raider”›› (2001) Angelina Jolie. “Underworld: Evolution”›› (2006, Horror) Kate Beckinsale. “Jennifer’s Body”›› (2009) Megan Fox, Amanda Seyfried. Zombieland

FXM 44 “Cheaper by the Dozen 2”›› (2005, Comedy) Steve Martin, Bonnie Hunt. The Bakers’ vacation turns competitive. Å

“Big Momma’s House”›› (2000) Martin Lawrence. An FBI agent goes under cover to protect a woman and her son. Å

“Big Momma’s House 2”›‡ (2006) Martin Lawrence. An FBI agent reprises his disguise, posing as a heavy nanny. Å

“Big Momma’s House”

HGTV 50 43 House Hunters Int’l My First Place My First Place Property Property Property Property House Hunters Int’l For Rent ’ For Rent (N) House HIST 41 34 American Pickers Å American Pickers Å American Pickers Å American Pickers Å American Pickers Å American Pickers Å Amer. Pickers HLMRK 87 “Chasing Leprechauns” (2012) Adrian Pasdar. Å “Personally Yours”›› (2000) Valerie Bertinelli. Å “Second Honeymoon” (2001) Roma Downey. Å Leprechauns ION 15 20 Inspiration Today Camp “Any Which Way You Can”››‡ (1980) Clint Eastwood, Sondra Locke. ’ “Notting Hill”››‡ (1999, Romance-Comedy) Julia Roberts, Hugh Grant. ’ Best in Show LIFE 23 29 Dance Moms Å “Rumor Has It...”›› (2005, Comedy) Jennifer Aniston. Å “The Ugly Truth”›‡ (2009) Katherine Heigl. Å “Fool’s Gold”›‡ (2008) Kate Hudson Å MSNBC 54 44 Caught on Camera Caught on Camera “Fireball!” Caught on Camera “Crash!” Caught on Camera Caught on Camera Caught on Camera (N) Caught MTV 26 17 16-Pregnant 16 and Pregnant ’ Å 16 and Pregnant ’ Å 16 and Pregnant ’ Å 16 and Pregnant ’ Å 16 and Pregnant ’ Å 16-Pregnant NAT GEO 73 Witness: Katrina People who lived through the hurricane. Witness: Disaster in Japan Wild Justice “Killing for Cash” Explorer “Narco State” Inside Cocaine Submarines Cocaine Sub NICK 71 39 T.U.F.F. Puppy The Penguins “Barbie in a Mermaid Tale 2” (2012) Å iCarly Å Big Time Rush Big Time Rush iCarly Å iCarly Å Victorious ’ Victorious ’ SpongeBob OXY 61 Snapped Eric McLean. Å Snapped “Jill Rockcastle” Snapped “Denise Miller” Snapped “Monique Berkley” Snapped “Misty Witherspoon” Snapped “Diane Fleming” Snapped

ROOT 38 99Paid Program Sports Unlimited MLS Soccer Portland Timbers at New England Revolution. From Gillette Stadium

in Foxboro, Mass. (Subject to Blackout)College Softball California at Stanford. Paid Program Mariners All

Access (N) SPEED 58 53 Formula One Racing Malaysia. From the Sepang Circuit, Kuala Lumpur. Test Drive NASCAR Victory Lane (N) SPEED Center (N) Wind Tunnel With D. Despain NASCAR V.L. SPIKE 69 38 Trucks! Å MuscleCar ’ “Lethal Weapon 4”›› (1998, Action) Mel Gibson, Danny Glover. ’ “Payback”››‡ (1999, Action) Mel Gibson, Gregg Henry, Maria Bello. ’ Rambo››

SYFY 43 40 “Serenity”››› (2005, Science Fiction) Nathan Fillion, Gina Torres. Å “Star Trek: Insurrection”››‡ (1998) Patrick Stewart. Å “Battle of Los Angeles”› (2011) Kel Mitchell, Nia Peeples.

TBS 33 10(11:00) “Spanglish”››› (2004, Comedy-Drama) Adam Sandler, Téa Leoni. Å

“I Love You, Man”››› (2009) Paul Rudd, Jason Segel. A man’s new friend-ship threatens his upcoming wedding. Å

(:45) “The Heartbreak Kid”›› (2007, Comedy) Ben Stiller, Michelle Monaghan, Jerry Stiller. A man realizes he may have married too hastily. Å

“Yes Man”››‡

TCM 51 26(11:00) “I Was a Male War Bride”››› (1949) Å

“Going My Way”›››› (1944, Musical) Bing Crosby. A new priest breathes new life into a debt-ridden parish. Å

(:15) “Niagara”››› (1953) Marilyn Monroe, Joseph Cotten. A femme fatale and her lover plan her husband’s demise. Å

“Night and the City”››› (1950, Crime Drama) Richard Widmark, Gene Tierney.

TLC 42 41 Say Yes: ATL Say Yes: ATL Say Yes: ATL Say Yes: ATL Say Yes: ATL Say Yes: ATL Say Yes: ATL Say Yes: ATL Island Medium Island Medium Long Island Medium Å Island Medium TNT 36 42 “The International”››‡ (2009, Suspense) Clive Owen. Å (:15) “The Bourne Identity”››› (2002) Matt Damon, Franka Potente. Å (:45) “The Bourne Supremacy”››› (2004) Matt Damon. TOON 63 33 “Tom and Jerry & the Wizard of Oz” (2011) Looney Tunes ’ Wrld, Gumball Wrld, Gumball Wrld, Gumball Advent. Time Advent. Time Advent. Time “The Wizard of Oz”››››

TRVL 59 48 Bizarre Foods America Å Bizarre Foods America Å Bizarre Foods America Å Bizarre Foods America Å Bizarre Foods America Å Bizarre Foods America Å Bizarre Foods TVLND 53 28 Extreme Makeover: Home Extreme Makeover: Home Murder, She Wrote ’ Å Murder, She Wrote ’ Å Murder, She Wrote ’ Å (:12) M*A*S*H Å M*A*S*H

USA 45 15(11:00) “Casino Royale”››› (2006) Daniel Craig. James Bond plays poker with a man who fi nances terrorists. Å

NCIS “Tribes” Muslim Marine found dead. ’ Å

NCIS “Stakeout” Ducky keeps a secret from the team. Å

NCIS The murder of arms dealer La Grenouille. ’ Å

NCIS “Cloak” The team must play a dangerous war game.

NCIS “Dagger” ’ Å

VS. 47 422 Rugby Sevens World Series: Hong Kong. NHL Live (N) NHL Hockey Minnesota Wild at Washington Capitals. (N Subject to Blackout) NHL Hockey Nashville Predators at Chicago Blackhawks. WE 185 120 Amazing Wedding Cakes My Fair Wedding My Fair Wedding My Fair Wedding My Fair Wedding My Fair Wedding Fair Wedding WGN-A 14 Glory Road Funny Videos MLB Preseason Baseball Chicago Cubs at Cleveland Indians. (N) (Live) Å 30 Rock ’ How I Met How I Met How I Met How I Met

ENC 642 710“Poltergeist II” (:35) “Teen Wolf”›› (1985, Comedy) Michael J. Fox,

James Hampton. Å(:10) “Country Strong”››‡ (2010) Gwyneth Paltrow. A troubled Nashville star embarks on a comeback tour. ’ Å

(:10) “Absolute Power”›› (1997, Suspense) Clint Eastwood. A master thief stumbles into a presidential conspiracy. ’ Å

(:15) “Nine Months”››

HBO 500 600(11:30) “The A-Team”››‡ (2010, Action) Liam Neeson, Bradley Cooper. ’ Å

Real Time With Bill Maher ’ Å “Green Lantern”›› (2011) Ryan Reynolds, Blake Lively. A test pilot joins a band of intergalactic warriors. ’ Å

“Sucker Punch”›› (2011, Action) Emily Browning. A girl’s dream world provides an escape from a dark reality. ’ Å

SHO 600 660“The Heart Specialist”

“Knowing”›› (2009) Nicolas Cage, Rose Byrne. A note found in a time capsule predicts disastrous events. ’ Å

(:35) “Push”›‡ (2009) Chris Evans, Dakota Fanning. Rogue psychics battle a covert government agency. ’ Å

“Godzilla”›› (1998) Matthew Broderick, Jean Reno. Nuclear testing in the South Pacifi c produces a giant mutated lizard. ’

TMC 620 690(11:25) “Phenomenon”››‡ (1996, Drama) John Travolta, Kyra Sedgwick. ’

“Out of the Ashes”››› (2003) Christine Lahti. A Jewish doctor recounts the horrors she saw at Auschwitz. ’ Å

“Brighton Rock”››‡ (2010, Crime Drama) Sam Riley. A sociopath seduces a waitress who can link him to a murder.

“K-19: The Widowmaker”››‡ (2002) ’ Å

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11:30 a.m. on KLSRNASCAR Racing

It’s fun in the Southern California sun for Sprint Cup drivers today at Fontana’s Auto Club Speedway as NASCAR’s senior level competi-tors go at it in the Auto Club 400. A field that includes Carl Edwards, Kevin Harvick, Brad Keselowski and Jimmie Johnson will vie on the two-mile D-shaped oval in pursuit of the title won last year by Harvick, who passed Johnson on the final lap to win by a mere .144 seconds.

8 p.m. on KOBI, KMTXHarry’s Law

Harry’s (Kathy Bates) next-door neighbor is accused of being a sex offender. The investigation doesn’t turn up enough evidence to charge her, but the allegation could cause her to lose her teaching job, so she turns to Harry for help. Oliver (Mark Valley) represents a rebellious youth who quit school to take a lucrative job. Adam (Nate Corddry) mediates between Chunhua (Irene Keng) and the shoe store’s staff in the new epi-sode “Search and Seize.”

8 p.m. on KEZIOnce Upon a Time

A madman who likes hats — sound familiar? That’s who kidnaps Emma (Jennifer Morrison) while she’s searching for Mary Marga-ret (Ginnifer Goodwin) in this new episode. Adding to the Wonderland weirdness, the Evil Queen (Lana Parrilla) hires a man of magic to steal something from the Queen of Hearts (Jennifer Koenig). Roger Dal-trey of the Who provides the voice of ... wait for it ... a talking caterpillar in “Hat Trick.”

9 p.m. on AMCMad Men

Call it a penance payment for the extended wait during seasons, call it whatever you want — a two-hour episode, “A Little Kiss,” opens the long-awaited fifth season of one of the hottest series on television with clashes between Pete and Roger (Vincent Kartheiser, John Slattery) and between Joan (Christina Hen-dricks) and a houseguest. Written by series creator Matthew Weiner, this episode has a lot of pressure riding on it to deliver.

10 p.m. on KPICCSI: Miami

A corruption scandal that Horatio (David Caruso) uncovers forces him to deal with an old adversary. Cal-leigh (Emily Procter) makes a major decision about her life that could affect her relationship — such as it is — with Delko (Adam Rodriguez). Malcolm McDowell reprises the role of ruthless lawyer Darren Vogel in the new episode “Law & Disorder.”

10:01 p.m. on KEZIGCB

Gigi (Annie Potts) offers to throw a “come as your favorite Texan” party to welcome Carlene’s (Kris-tin Chenoweth) uncle and his wife (Bruce Boxleitner, Donna Mills) back to town. Blake (Mark Deklin) asks Amanda (Leslie Bibb) to help him and Cricket (Miriam Shor) with their denim line. Pastor Tudor (Tayler Ja-cob Moore) counsels Sharon and Zack (Jennifer Aspen, Brad Beyer) in the new episode “A Wolf in Sheep’s Clothing.”

Don’t MissSUNDAY EVENING, MARCH 25

6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00

4,13/CBSKPIC

4 8 News (N) Å 60 Minutes ’ Å The Amazing Race (N) ’ Å The Good Wife The IRS starts looking at Kalinda.

CSI: Miami Horatio uncovers a scandal. (N) ’

News (N) Å Inside the PAC

Paid Pro-gram

4.2/This TV KPIC

292 (:00) Star-gate SG-1

Stargate SG-1 Goa’uld invade alternative reality.

“Ghoulies”›› (1985) Peter Liapis. Black magic brings creatures to couple’s mansion party. Å

“Making Mr. Right”››‡ (1987, Comedy) John Malkovich, Ann Magnuson, Glenne Headly. Å

“Get Crazy”››

5/NBCKOBI

5 5 Academic Challenge

Dateline NBC (N) ’ Å Harry’s Law Harry’s neighbor asks for help.

The Celebrity Apprentice “Party Like a Mock-Star” The teams promote a drink with parties. (N) Å

News (N) Law & Order Heroin smuggler dies. ’ Å

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8 Second Opinion ’

Antiques Roadshow “Honolulu, HI” Å

Finding Your Roots With Henry Louis Gates, Jr.


Masterpiece Classic “Oliver Twist” Oliver escapes to London.

Masterpiece Classic “Oliver Twist”

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9 4 KEZI 9 News Å

America’s Funniest Home Videos (N) Å

Once Upon a Time Emma is kidnapped. (N)

(:01) Desperate House-wives “Any Moment” (N)

(:01) GCB Gigi plans a party for Carlene’s uncle.

KEZI 9 News WEN Hair Care

Paid Pro-gram

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11 12 (:00) Ugly Betty Å

Brothers & Sisters “Freeluc.com” ’ Å

The Outer Limits “Caught in the Act” ’

Stargate Universe Chloe buys the Destiny time. ’

Futurama ’ Å

Futurama ’ Å

It’s Always Sunny

Old Christine (Off Air)


Revelation of Jesus Christ Engage Windows of Hope

Islam & Prophecy Secrets Unsealed Presents Celebrating Life in Recovery

Life Discov-ery Series

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13 11 Family Guy ’ Å

The Simp-sons ’

The Cleve-land Show

The Simp-sons ’

Bob’s Burg-ers (N)

Family Guy Å

American Dad (N) ’

KVAL News Two and a Half Men

Ugly Betty Hilda meets Bobby’s parents. Å

(Off Air)

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6 KMTR News 16

Dateline NBC (N) ’ Å Harry’s Law Harry’s neighbor asks for help.

The Celebrity Apprentice “Party Like a Mock-Star” The teams promote a drink with parties. (N) Å

News Big Bang Theory

Big Bang Theory

51/PBSKOAC

7 Oregon Field Guide

Antiques Roadshow “Honolulu, HI” Å



Masterpiece Classic “The Diary of Anne Frank” Anne Frank refl ects on her life. ’ Å (DVS)

Globe Trek-ker ’

A&E 24 23Storage Wars Å

Storage Wars Å

Storage Wars Å

Storage Wars Å

Storage Wars Å

Storage Wars Å

Storage Wars Å

Breakout Kings A fugitive turns avenging killer. (N)

(:01) Breakout Kings “Cruz Control” Å

(12:01) Stor-age Wars

ABC FAM 40 32 Notebook “The Blind Side”›››‡ (2009, Drama) Sandra Bullock, Tim McGraw. “Miss Congeniality”›› (2000) Sandra Bullock. Joel Osteen

AMC 68 24(5:30) “Ray”›››‡ (2004) Jamie Foxx, Kerry Washington. Premiere. Ray Charles overcomes hardships to become a legend.

Mad Men “A Little Kiss” (Season Premiere) Pete and Roger butt heads. (N) Å

(:08) Mad Men “A Little Kiss” Pete and Roger butt heads. Å

ANPL 49 47 North-Law North Woods Law ’ Rattlesnake Republic ’ Rattlesnake Republic (N) Rattlesnake Republic (N) Rattlesnake Republic ’ Rattlesnake BRAVO 62 46 Housewives Housewives/Atl. Housewives/Atl. Housewives/Atl. Shahs of Sunset (N) Happens Housewives/Atl. CNBC 65 Biogr/CNBC Big Mac: Inside Pepsi’s Challenge American Greed Biography on CNBC Grt Pillow Paid Prog. Greed CNN 35 35 Piers CNN Newsroom (N) Big Hits, Broken Dreams Piers Morgan Tonight CNN Newsroom Big Hits, Broken Dreams Piers COM 64 98 (:00) “Super Troopers”›› (2001) “The Goods: Live Hard. Sell Hard.”›› (2009) Å “Jackass 2.5” (2007) South Park (:31) Tosh.0 Key CW 12 14 King Heartland Å (DVS) “The Honeymooners”›› (2005) Mike Epps Å Browns Browns Troubadour, TX ’ Å True Story

DISC 34 30(:00) Frozen Planet “The Ends of the Earth” Polar bears battle for mates. ’

Frozen Planet “Summer” (N) ’ Å

MythBusters “Duct Tape Island” (N) ’ Å

Unchained Reaction “Fire and Ice” (N) Å

Frozen Planet “Summer” ’ Å

MythBusters Å

DISN 37 21Shake It Up! Å

Austin & Ally Å

So Random! (N) Å

Austin & Ally (N) ’

Shake It Up! (N) ’

A.N.T. Farm ’ Å

Jessie ’ Å Shake It Up! Å

Shake It Up! Å

A.N.T. Farm ’ Å

A.N.T. Farm ’ Å

Wizards-Place

E! 57 25 Khloe Khloe Ice-Coco Ice-Coco Ice-Coco Ice-Coco Ice-Coco Khloe Ice-Coco Chelsea Lat The Soup Khloe

ESPN 28 31NBA Basketball: Heat at Thunder

NBA Basketball Memphis Grizzlies at Los Angeles Lakers. From Staples Center in Los Angeles. (N) (Live) Å

SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter Å

ESPN2 27 49 GameDay SportsCenter (N) Å SportsCenter (N) Å SportsCenter (N) Å 30 for 30 Å NBA Basketball FNC 32 27 Fox News Geraldo at Large (N) ’ Huckabee Stossel Geraldo at Large Å Fox News Sunday Huckabee FOOD 72 50 Diners Worst Cooks in America Cupcake Wars (N) Worst Cooks in America Iron Chef America Restaurant Stakeout Cooks FX 31 45 (:00) “Zombieland”››› (2009) “Twilight”››‡ (2008, Romance) Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson. “Twilight”››‡ (2008, Romance)

FXM 44 (:00) “Big Momma’s House”›› (2000) Martin Lawrence, Nia Long. Å

“Big Momma’s House 2”›‡ (2006, Comedy) Martin Lawrence, Nia Long, Emily Procter. Å

“Rebound”›› (2005) Martin Lawrence, Wendy Raquel Robinson. Å

(:45) FXM Presents

“Home Alone 4”

HGTV 50 43 Hunters Int’l Holmes on Homes Å Holmes on Homes Å Holmes Inspection Å Holmes Inspection Å Holmes on Homes Å Holmes HIST 41 34 Pickers Ax Men Å Ax Men “Down & Dirty” Ax Men “Man Down” (N) Full Metal Jousting (N) Full Metal Jousting Ax Men HLMRK 87 (:00) “Chasing Leprechauns” (2012) “Personally Yours”›› (2000) Valerie Bertinelli. Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Gold Girls ION 15 20 (:00) “Best in Show”›››‡ (2000) “Best in Show”›››‡ (2000) Michael Hitchcock. “The Fugitive”›››‡ (1993, Suspense) Harrison Ford. ’ LIFE 23 29 Fool’s Gold “P.S. I Love You”›› (2007) Hilary Swank. Å Army Wives (N) Å Coming Home (N) Å (:01) “P.S. I Love You”›› (2007) MSNBC 54 44 Caught Deadly Game Sex Slaves: Texas Predator Raw: Unseen Predator Raw: Unseen Meet the Press Å Caught MTV 26 17 (:00) 16 and Pregnant ’ 16 and Pregnant ’ Å Jersey Shore “Reunion” “How High”› (2001) Method Man, Redman. ’ Wild ’n Out NAT GEO 73 Sub Hunt Wild Justice (N) Cocaine Subs Cocaine Sub Hunt Wild Justice Explorer “Narco State” Egypt NICK 71 39 SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob ’70s Show ’70s Show My Wife My Wife George George Friends ’ Friends ’ Friends ’ OXY 61 Snapped Snapped Å Snapped “Amy Bosley” Snapped (N) Å Snapped Å Law Order: CI Law CI

ROOT 38 99Ocean Race World Poker Tour: Season

10World Poker Tour: Season 10 (Taped)

Action Sports Action Sports The Game 365

Mariners All Access

Halls of Fame

Gaming 101 World Poker Tour

SPEED 58 53 NASCAR Octane Car Crazy SPEED Center NASCAR Victory Lane Wind Tunnel w/Despain Car Warriors “Chevelle” Warriors SPIKE 69 38 (:00) “Rambo”›› (2008, Action) ’ “The Rock”››› (1996, Action) Sean Connery, Nicolas Cage, Ed Harris. ’ Am Digger Repo Repo SYFY 43 40 “Outlander”›› (2008) James Caviezel, Ron Perlman. Å “Pandorum”›‡ (2009) Dennis Quaid, Ben Foster. Å “Serenity”››› (2005)

TBS 33 10(:00) “Yes Man”››‡ (2008) Jim Carrey, Zooey Deschanel. Å

“Meet the Fockers”››‡ (2004, Comedy) Robert De Niro, Ben Stiller, Dustin Hoffman. Future in-laws clash in Florida. Å

“Meet the Fockers”››‡ (2004) Robert De Niro, Ben Stiller. Future in-laws clash in Florida. Å

TCM 51 26“Night and the City”

“Brute Force”›››‡ (1947, Suspense) Burt Lancaster, Hume Cronyn, Charles Bickford.

“La Roue” (1923, Drama) Séverin-Mars, Ivy Close, Pierre Magnier. Silent. The son of an engineer falls for his adopted sister.

TLC 42 41 Medium Medium Medium Medium Medium Medium Medium To Niecy To Niecy Medium Medium To Niecy TNT 36 42 Bourne Su “The Bourne Ultimatum”››› (2007, Action) Matt Damon. Å “The Bourne Ultimatum”››› (2007, Action) Matt Damon. Å Falling TOON 63 33 (5:30) “The Wizard of Oz”›››› Level Up Level Up King of Hill King of Hill Chicken Family Guy Family Guy Loiter Aqua Unit TRVL 59 48 Bizarre Bizarre Foods America David Blaine D. Blaine: Street Magic Mysteries at the Museum Mysteries of Smithsonian D. Blaine TVLND 53 28 M*A*S*H M*A*S*H M*A*S*H M*A*S*H M*A*S*H Raymond Raymond Everybody-Raymond Raymond Raymond King

USA 45 15(:00) NCIS “Dagger”

NCIS “Silent Night” Suspect is presumed dead.

NCIS A witness in a murder trial disappears. ’

NCIS “Recruited” A murder at a college fair. ’

NCIS A suicide bomber kills a Marine. ’ Å

“Quantum of Solace”››‡ (2008) Daniel Craig, Olga Kurylenko. Å

VS. 47 422 Hockey NHL Live NHL Cycling Poker After Dark Poker After Dark Cycling Juicing WE 185 120 Wedding My Fair Wedding My Fair Wedding My Fair Wedding My Fair Wedding My Fair Wedding Wedding WGN-A 14 How I Met News/Nine Replay The Unit “Exposure” ’ Monk Å Monk Å “Daredevil”›› (2003) Ben Affl eck.

ENC 642 710(:15) “Nine Months”›› (1995) Hugh Grant, Julianne Moore. ’ Å

“Fast Times at Ridgemont High”››‡ (1982) Sean Penn. ’

“Country Strong”››‡ (2010) Gwyneth Paltrow. A troubled Nashville star embarks on a comeback tour.

“Poltergeist II: The Other Side”›› (1986) ’ Å

HBO 500 600(:45) “Clash of the Titans”›› (2010, Action) Sam Worthing-ton, Liam Neeson, Ralph Fiennes. ’ Å

Game of Thrones

Luck Two prized colts go head-to-head. ’ Å

Eastbound & Down (N)

(:40) Life’s Too Short

(:10) Luck Two prized colts go head-to-head. ’ Å

SHO 600 660(4:30) “Godzil-la” (1998)

Shameless Fiona begins to plan for her future. ’

Californica-tion (iTV) ’

House of Lies (iTV)

Shameless (iTV) Monica tries to kill herself. (N) ’

House of Lies Å

Californica-tion Å

Shameless (iTV) Monica tries to kill herself. Å

House of Lies (iTV)

TMC 620 690(5:30) “K-19: The Widowmaker”››‡ (2002) Harrison Ford. ’ Å

“Casino Jack”››‡ (2010) Kevin Spacey. Jack Abramoff amasses wealth and power before his fall.

“The Thomas Crown Affair”››› (1999, Suspense) Pierce Brosnan, Rene Russo. ’ Å

“Blubber-ella” (2011)

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MONDAY AFTERNOON, MARCH 26

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4,13/CBSKPIC

4 8 News (N) Å The Bold and the Beautiful

The Talk ’ Å Let’s Make a Deal Celebrating the show’s 500th episode. (N)

Dr. Phil ’ Å The Dr. Oz Show ’ Å News (N) Å CBS Evening News/Pelley

News (N) Å

4.2/This TV KPIC

292 “Baby Boom”››› (1987, Comedy) Diane Keaton. Manhattan exec suddenly inherits baby girl, moves to Vermont. Å

“New York, New York”››› (1977, Musical) Robert De Niro, Liza Minnelli, Lionel Stander. A musician is torn between his career and his singer-wife.

“1969”›› (1988, Drama) Robert Downey Jr., Kiefer Sutherland, Bruce Dern.

5/NBCKOBI

5 5 The Dr. Oz Show ’ Å Days of our Lives (N) ’ Å Law & Order: Criminal Intent “Brother’s Keeper” ’ Å

The Doctors (N) Å The Dr. Oz Show ’ Å News (N) NBC Nightly News (N) ’

News (N)

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Barney & Friends



Bob the Builder ’ (EI)


WordWorld Å (DVS)



WordGirl Captain Tangent.




9/ABCKEZI

9 4 The Chew ’ Å The Revolution General Hospital (N) ’ Å Judge Joe Brown Å

Judge Joe Brown Å

Judge Judy ’ Å

Judge Judy ’ Å



25/MYTVKEVU

11 12 The People’s Court (N) Å Divorce Court (N) ’ Å

Judge Alex (N) ’ Å

Law & Order: Criminal Intent “Sex Club” Little black book.

Law & Order: Criminal Intent “Brother’s Keeper” ’ Å


Anderson Jon Hamm and John Slattery. (N) ’ Å

The 700 Club Å

30/IND 21 Action 4 Life Better Life

Today3ABN Today Tiny Tots for

JesusKids Time It Is Written Å Bible Questions Time Out Variety (In

Japanese)Walking With Jesus

Health for a Lifetime

Anchors of Truth

33/FOXKLSR

13 11 (10:00) “Glory Road”›››

The 700 Club Å New Adv./Old Christine

Friends ’ Å Frasier “Odd Man Out” ’


30 Rock ’ Å Friends ’ Å Scrubs ’ Å The Offi ce “Din-ner Party”

Family Guy ’ Å

King of the Hill ’ Å

46/NBCKTCW

6 The Nate Berkus Show ’ Å Days of our Lives (N) ’ Å Swift Justice: Jackie Glass


The Doctors (N) Å The Ellen DeGeneres Show ’ Å KMTR News-Source at 5pm


51/PBSKOAC

7 Paint This-Jerry Joanne-Cook-ing


Bob the Builder ’



WordGirl Captain Tangent.




This Old House Å

A&E 24 23CSI: Miami “Backstabbers” Suspected terrorist on the run.

Criminal Minds “Lo-Fi” People are killed at random. ’ Å

Criminal Minds “The Crossing” Thwarting a stalker. ’

The First 48 A clerk is shot; a 9-year-old is killed. Å

The First 48 A young father is found dead in his car. Å

The First 48 The shooting death of a 28-year-old. Å

The First 48 Å

ABC FAM 40 32 Secret Life of American Teen Secret Life of American Teen Secret Life of American Teen Secret Life of American Teen Secret Life of American Teen Secret Life of American Teen Secret-Teen

AMC 68 24(10:30) “The Shawshank Redemption”›››‡ (1994) Tim Robbins. Å

“Ray”›››‡ (2004, Biography) Jamie Foxx, Kerry Washington, Regina King. Ray Charles overcomes hardships to become a legend. CSI: Miami Federal agents compro-mise a case. ’ Å

CSI: Miami ’ Å

ANPL 49 47 Miami Animal Police ’ Å Miami Animal Police ’ Å Miami Animal Police ’ Å Too Cute! Puppies ’ Å Infested! ’ Å Hillbilly Handfi shin’ ’ Å Monsters BRAVO 62 46 The Millionaire Matchmaker The Millionaire Matchmaker The Millionaire Matchmaker The Millionaire Matchmaker The Millionaire Matchmaker The Millionaire Matchmaker Shahs-Sunset CNBC 65 Closing Bell (N) ’ Å Closing Bell-Bartiromo Fast Money (N) Mad Money (N) The Kudlow Report (N) 60 Minutes on CNBC Cuba: Forbid. CNN 35 35 CNN Newsroom (N) The Situation Room With Wolf Blitzer (N) John King, USA (N) Erin Burnett OutFront (N) Anderson Cooper 360 (N) Piers Morgan COM 64 98 “Extract”››‡ (2009) Jason Bateman, Mila Kunis. Å Scrubs Å Scrubs Å Crnk Yankers (:24) Futurama Futurama ’ (:28) Tosh.0 Always Sunny Always Sunny Daily Show CW 12 14 TBA TBA TriVita TBA Roseanne Roseanne ’ Lifechangers Lifechangers The Steve Wilkos Show Å Meet, Browns Meet, Browns King

DISC 34 30Dirty Jobs ’ Å American Chopper ’ Å Chasing Classic Cars ’ Å American Chopper ’ Å American Chopper ’ Å MythBusters ’ Å American

Chopper

DISN 37 21Mickey Mouse Clubhouse ’

Little Einsteins Å

Special Agent Oso ’ Å





So Random! “Tony Hawk”

A.N.T. Farm “replicANT”

A.N.T. Farm ’ Å

Shake It Up! “Show It Up”

Shake It Up! “Model It Up”

Shake It Up! “Split It Up”

E! 57 25 E! News Fashion Police (N) Ice-Coco Ice-Coco Ice-Coco Ice-Coco The E! True Hollywood Story “Shallow Hal”››‡ (2001) Gwyneth Paltrow.

ESPN 28 31MLB Preseason Baseball: Red Sox at Phillies



SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å Women’s College Basketball NCAA Tournament, Regional Final: Teams TBA. From Des Moines, Iowa. (N) (Live) Å

Wm. Basketball

ESPN2 27 49 English Premier League Soccer SportsNation (N) Å NFL32 (N) (Live) Å NASCAR Now High School Basketball Powerade Jam Fest. Coast/Coast FNC 32 27 Studio B With Shepard Smith Your World With Neil Cavuto The Five (N) Special Report FOX Report/Shepard Smith The O’Reilly Factor (N) Å Hannity (N) FOOD 72 50 Home Cooking Contessa Money Saving Dollar Dinners Secrets Minute Meals Giada-Home Giada-Home Contessa Contessa Best Dishes Home Cooking Diners, Drive FX 31 45 (11:00) “The Fog”›› (2005) “Darkness Falls”›› (2003) Chaney Kley, Emma Caulfi eld. “The Happening”› (2008) Mark Wahlberg, Zooey Deschanel. How I Met How I Met Two/Half Men

FXM 44 “In Her Shoes”››› (2005, Comedy-Drama) Cameron Diaz, Toni Collette, Shirley MacLaine. A sexy partyer clashes with her serious-minded sister. Å


“Mystery, Alaska”››‡ (1999) Russell Crowe, Hank Azaria. The New York Rangers play a local Alaskan hockey team. Å

“In Her Shoes”››› (2005, Comedy-Drama) Cameron Diaz, Toni Collette. Å

HGTV 50 43 House Hunters Int’l My First Place My First Place My First Place My First Place My First Place My First Place My First Place My First Place My First Place My First Place My First Place HIST 41 34 Tech It to the Max Modern History Time Machine Å Everyday History Everyday History Tech It to Max HLMRK 87 Emeril’s Table Petkeeping The Martha Stewart Show The Martha Stewart Show The Waltons “The Statue” The Waltons “The Song” The Waltons “The Woman” Little House ION 15 20 Paid Program Paid Program George Lopez “Lean on Me”››‡ (1989) Morgan Freeman, Robert Guillaume. ’ “A Time to Kill”››› (1996, Drama) Sandra Bullock, Samuel L. Jackson. ’ LIFE 23 29 Old Christine Old Christine Grey’s Anatomy ’ Å Grey’s Anatomy ’ Å Grey’s Anatomy ’ Å How I Met Reba Å Reba Å Reba Å Medium Å MSNBC 54 44 Martin Bashir (N) The Dylan Ratigan Show (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews PoliticsNation (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews The Ed Show (N) R. Maddow MTV 26 17 True Life ’ Parent Control Parent Control Parent Control Parent Control Parent Control 16 and Pregnant ’ Å Jersey Shore “Reunion” ’ ’70s Show NAT GEO 73 Alaska State Troopers Secret Service Files Wild Justice Navajo Cops Border Wars Last Days of bin Laden Wild Justice NICK 71 39 Mike-Knight Team Umiz. Dora Explorer Dora Explorer SpongeBob Odd Parents The Penguins T.U.F.F. Puppy Supah Ninjas Big Time Rush Kung Fu SpongeBob iCarly Å OXY 61 Bad Girls Club Bad Girls Club Bad Girls Club: Las Vegas Bad Girls Club: Las Vegas Bad Girls Club: Las Vegas Bad Girls Club: Las Vegas Bad Girls Club: Las Vegas Bad Girls Club

ROOT 38 99Volvo Ocean Race

Downunder Horsemanship

Sports Unlimited The Dan Patrick Show (N) Paid Program Paid Program World Poker Tour: Season 10 World Poker Tour: Season 10 Motorhead Garage TV

SPEED 58 53 Monster Jam On the Edge Car Crazy Hot Rod TV Gearz NASCAR Race Hub (N) Pass Time Pass Time Guys Garage Guys Garage Gearz SPIKE 69 38 CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n “The Rock”››› (1996, Action) Sean Connery, Nicolas Cage, Ed Harris. ’ Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die SYFY 43 40 “Star Trek: Insurrection” Å “Battle of Los Angeles”› (2011) Kel Mitchell, Nia Peeples. “Outlander”›› (2008, Action) James Caviezel, Ron Perlman. Å “Pandorum”›‡ (2009) Å

TBS 33 10Yes, Dear “Headshot”

Yes, Dear ’ Å American Dad ’ Å


Everybody-Raymond

Everybody-Raymond

Everybody-Raymond

Everybody-Raymond

Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å Friends Å Friends Å The King of Queens Å

TCM 51 26(11:45) “Zero Hour”››‡ (1957) Dana Andrews.

(:15) “Terror in a Texas Town”›› (1958) Sterling Hayden, Sebastian Cabot. Å

(:45) “Dr. Strangelove Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb”›››› (1964) Peter Sellers. Å

MGM Parade “Kes”›››‡ (1970, Drama) David Bradley. A glum Yorkshire boy fi nds a baby falcon.

TLC 42 41 What Not to Wear “Danielle” A Baby Story A Baby Story Rm-Multiples Baby’s First Island Medium Island Medium To Niecy To Niecy My Obsession My Obsession My Obsession TNT 36 42 Las Vegas ’ Å Las Vegas “Shrink Rap” ’ Leverage “The Order 23 Job” The Closer Å Law & Order “Entrapment” ’ Law & Order “Blue Bamboo” Law & Order TOON 63 33 Looney Tunes ’ Tom & Jerry Tom and Jerry Looney Tunes Looney Tunes Ed, Edd, Eddy Ed, Edd, Eddy Johnny Test Johnny Test Regular Show MAD TRVL 59 48 A Cook’s Tour A Cook’s Tour Bourdain: No Reservations Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Man v. Food Man v. Food Tastiest Tastiest Bourdain: No Reservations Bourdain TVLND 53 28 M*A*S*H M*A*S*H Gunsmoke Å Gunsmoke “The Wrong Man” Bonanza Å Bonanza Å Bonanza Å M*A*S*H

USA 45 15Law & Order: Criminal Intent Pharmaceuticals corporations.

Law & Order: Criminal Intent A musician is murdered. Å

Law & Order: Criminal Intent “The Saint” ’ Å

Law & Order: Criminal Intent “Conscience” ’ Å

Law & Order: Criminal Intent “Ill-Bred” ’ Å

NCIS “High Seas” ’ Å NCIS “Sub Rosa” Å

VS. 47 422 Boxing Zab Judah vs. Vernon Paris. Cycling Criterium International. NBC Sports Talk (N) (Live) NHL Live (N) NHL Hockey Tampa Bay Lightning at Philadelphia Flyers. WE 185 120 Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Charmed ’ Å Charmed ’ Å Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls WGN-A 14 Walker, Texas Ranger Å Walker, Texas Ranger Å Old Christine Old Christine 30 Rock ’ 30 Rock ’ Amer. Funniest Home Videos Amer. Funniest Home Videos Funny Videos

ENC 642 710(11:40) “City Island”››› (2009, Comedy) Andy Garcia, Julianna Margulies. ’ Å

“Phenomenon”››‡ (1996, Drama) John Travolta. A small-town mechanic is gifted with amazing mental powers. ’ Å

(:35) “Apollo 13”›››‡ (1995, Historical Drama) Tom Hanks, Bill Paxton. Based on the true story of the ill-fated 1970 moon mission. ’ Å

“Burlesque”››

HBO 500 600“Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1”››› (2010, Fantasy) Daniel Radcliffe. Harry sets out to destroy the secrets to Voldemort’s power. ’ Å

Game of Thrones

“Mr. Bean’s Holiday”››‡ (2007, Comedy) Rowan Atkinson, Emma de Caunes. ’ Å

“Gulliver’s Travels”›‡ (2010, Comedy) Jack Black, Jason Segel, Emily Blunt. ’ Å

“Nanny McPhee”

SHO 600 660(11:30) “The Hollywood Com-plex” (2010) ’ Å

“The Freebie” (2010, Comedy) Dax Shepard, Katie Aselton, Frankie Shaw. ’ Å

“Heart of Stone” (2009) An inner city school principal tries to restore safety. ’ Å

“Bob Funk”›› (2009) Michael Leydon Campbell. A pretty executive motivates a boozy slacker to turn his life around.

(5:50) “Faster”››

TMC 620 690(11:45) “Mercy”››‡ (2009, Drama) Scott Caan. ’ Å

(:15) “Monogamy” (2010, Drama) Chris Messina. A photographer becomes obsessed with an enigmatic client. ’ Å

“Furry Vengeance”› (2010, Comedy) Brendan Fraser, Brooke Shields, Matt Prokop. Å

(:35) “Bratz”› (2007, Comedy) Nathalia Ramos, Janel Parrish. Four lifelong best friends enter high school. ’

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8 p.m. on KLSRAlcatraz

Rebecca and Doc (Sarah Jones, Jorge Garcia) come closer to find-ing the man who may have the secrets behind all the Alcatraz re-turnees, while Hauser (Sam Neill) makes a discovery of his own at the prison site. Rebecca takes drastic steps to track down her partner’s killer in the two-hour season finale, “Garrett Stillman; Tommy Madsen.”

8 p.m. on ABC FAMThe Secret Life of

the American Teenager

Fresh off her Golden Globe-nomi-nated performance in “The Descen-dants,” Shailene Woodley returns as Amy, who has just accepted a marriage proposal from Ricky (Dar-en Kagasoff), as the fourth sea-son resumes with the new episode “Smokin’ Like a Virgin.” The sudsy drama was recently picked up for a fifth season, making it the network’s longest-running original series.

10 p.m. on KPICHawaii Five-0

Agent Kensi Blye (Daniela Ruah) from “NCIS: Los Angeles” pays a visit to Five-0 in this episode when McGarrett and White (Alex O’Loughlin, Terry O’Quinn) ask her to examine a video of McGarrett’s father. The team’s investigation of a restaurateur’s murder has McGar-rett taking part in a mixed martial arts match for charity in “Ka Haka-ka Maika’i,” Hawaiian for “the good fight.” Daniel Dae Kim also stars.

10 p.m. on KOBI, KMTXSmash

After the workshop, Ivy (Megan Hilty) awaits news of her fate, while Karen (Katharine McPhee) is re-cruited by Derek (Jack Davenport) to steal the show — literally. Ei-leen’s (Anjelica Huston) daughter (guest star Grace Gummer) pays a surprise visit, forcing Eileen to interact with her ex (Michael Cris-tofer). Ryan Tedder of OneRepublic also guest stars in the new episode “The Coup.”

10 p.m. on A&EIntervention

This new episode profiles Kay-lene, a 21-year-old whose charm-ing exterior masks a fearless drug addict who will do anything for her next fix. Her loved ones want her to get help, but since family issues are at the root of her addiction — she and her mother used cocaine to-gether — this intervention could be tricky.

10:01 p.m. on KEZICastle

When five people are killed by a bomb at a protest rally, Castle and Beckett (Nathan Fillion, Stana Kat-ic) interview witnesses and study video footage to reconstruct the 47 seconds before the explosion. The identity of the bomber shocks them both in the new episode “47 Sec-onds.” Tim Guinee and Christine Woods guest star.

Don’t MissMONDAY EVENING, MARCH 26

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4,13/CBSKPIC

4 8 Wheel of Fortune (N)

Jeopardy! (N) Å


How I Met/Mother

2 Broke Girls Å

Two and a Half Men

(:31) Mike & Molly Å

Hawaii Five-0 “Ka Hakaka Maika’i” ’ Å

News (N) Å (:35) Late Show With David Letterman (N) ’

4.2/This TV KPIC

292 (5:00) “1969”››

“Benny & Joon”››› (1993) Johnny Depp. An eccentric meets a mechanic and his mentally ill sister.

“1969”›› (1988, Drama) Robert Downey Jr. Two draft dodgers feel the effects of the Vietnam War.

“Richard III”›››‡ (1996, Drama) Ian McKel-len, Annette Bening. Å

5/NBCKOBI


The Insider ’ Å

The Voice “The Final Battles” Team members perform dueling duets. (N) ’ Å

Smash “The Coup” Eileen’s daughter visits. (N)

News (N) (:35) The Tonight Show With Jay Leno ’ Å

8/PBSKSYS

8 PBS NewsHour (N) ’ Å America’s Heartland

Antiques Roadshow “El Paso” (N) Å

Antiques Roadshow Painting of railroad train.

Inside Fenway Park: An Icon at 100 (N) ’


9/ABCKEZI


The Insider ’ Å

Dancing With the Stars (N Same-day Tape) ’ Å (:01) Castle A bomb kills protesters at a rally. (N)

KEZI 9 News (:35) Night-line (N)

Jimmy Kim-mel Live (N)

25/MYTVKEVU

11 12 (:00) The 700 Club

Dr. Phil ’ Å The Dr. Oz Show ’ Å Law & Order: Special Victims Unit “Prodigy”


My Name Is Earl Å

Everybody Hates Chris

Everybody-Raymond

30/IND 21 Anchors of Truth

Anchors of Truth The Carter Report Give Me the Bible 3-ABN on the Road Books of the Book

Battles of Faith

Windows of Hope

33/FOXKLSR


Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men

Alcatraz “Garrett Stillman; Tommy Madsen” Hauser makes an important discovery. ’ Å

Fox News at 10 (N)

(:35) Family Guy Å

(:05) 30 Rock Å

Everybody-Raymond

American Dad Å

46/NBCKTCW


Big Bang Theory

The Voice “The Final Battles” Team members perform dueling duets. (N) ’ Å

Smash “The Coup” Eileen’s daughter visits. (N)

News (:35) The Tonight Show With Jay Leno ’ Å

51/PBSKOAC

7 Nightly Business

PBS NewsHour (N) ’ Å Antiques Roadshow “El Paso” (N) Å

History Detectives ’ Å Inside Fenway Park: An Icon at 100 (N) ’

“Jews and Baseball: An American Love Story” ’

PBS News-Hour Å

A&E 24 23(:00) The First 48

The First 48 “Body of Evidence” Å

Hoarders “Becky; Clare” Å Hoarders A hoarder’s house is uninhabitable.

Intervention “Kaylene” (N) Å (:01) Intervention “Brit-tany” Å

(12:01) Hoarders

ABC FAM 40 32 Secret-Teen Secret-Teen Secret-Teen Make It or Break It ’ Secret-Teen The 700 Club Å Prince

AMC 68 24(:00) CSI: Miami ’

CSI: Miami A female corpse has bite marks.

CSI: Miami A night club fi re kills sixteen people.

Mad Men “A Little Kiss” Pete and Roger butt heads. Å (:08) CSI: Miami Addict’s home. ’ Å

(12:08) CSI: Miami ’

ANPL 49 47 Monsters Gator Boys ’ Å Pit Boss ’ Å Pit Boss “Crossroads” North Woods Law Å Pit Boss ’ Å Pit Boss ’ BRAVO 62 46 Shahs Shahs of Sunset Housewives/Atl. Housewives/Atl. Bethenny Ever After (N) Happens Bethenny Ever After CNBC 65 Gold Wikileaks: Secrets-Lies Mad Money Cuba Gold 60 Minutes on CNBC Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. CNN 35 35 Piers Anderson Cooper 360 Erin Burnett OutFront Piers Morgan Tonight Anderson Cooper 360 Erin Burnett OutFront Piers COM 64 98 Colbert Rep 30 Rock ’ 30 Rock ’ South Park South Park Sunny Sunny Sunny Sunny Daily Show Colbert Rep South Park CW 12 14 King Seinfeld ’ Seinfeld ’ “Confessions of a Shopaholic”›› (2009) ’ Cops Å ’Til Death ’Til Death ’70s Show ’70s Show

DISC 34 30American Chopper

American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior “The Call”

American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior ’ Å

American Chopper “Muscle Car Special” (N) ’

World’s Toughest Trucker (N) ’ Å

American Chopper “Muscle Car Special” Å

Toughest Trucker


Austin & Ally Å

Shake It Up! Å

So Random! ’ Å

“Good Luck Charlie, It’s Christmas!” (2011) Bridgit Mendler. ’ Å



Austin & Ally Å

Shake It Up! Å

Wizards-Place

E! 57 25 Shallow Hal E! News (N) Fashion Police (N) Ice-Coco Ice-Coco Khloe Khloe Chelsea Lat E! News


ESPN2 27 49 (:00) NBA Coast to Coast (N) Å Dunks of the Year (N) Baseball Tonight (N) NBA NFL Live (N) Å SportsNation Å FNC 32 27 Hannity (N) Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor Hannity Greta Van Susteren The Five Red Eye (N) FOOD 72 50 Diners Diners Diners Heat See. Heat See. Diners Diners Diners Diners Diners Diners Diners FX 31 45 Two Men “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen”›› (2009) Shia LaBeouf, Megan Fox. “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen”›› (2009)

FXM 44 (5:00) “In Her Shoes”››› (2005)

(:39) FXM Presents

“Mystery, Alaska”››‡ (1999, Comedy) Russell Crowe, Hank Azaria, Mary McCormack. Å

“Beloved”››‡ (1998) Oprah Winfrey, Danny Glover. A former slave is visited by a strange young woman in 1873. Å

HGTV 50 43 First Place Love It or List It Å Million Dollar Rooms Property House House Hunters Int’l Love It or List It Å Property HIST 41 34 Tech It Max Modern History Pawn Stars Pawn Stars American Pickers Å Pawn Stars Pawn Stars American Pickers Å Pawn Stars HLMRK 87 Little House Little House on Prairie Little House on Prairie Little House on Prairie Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Gold Girls ION 15 20 TimeKill Cold Case ’ Å Cold Case “Hubris” ’ Cold Case “Glued” ’ Criminal Minds “Lo-Fi” Criminal Minds ’ Å Criminal LIFE 23 29 Medium ’ Medium ’ Å Medium ’ Å America’s Most Wanted America’s Most Wanted America’s Most Wanted Medium ’ MSNBC 54 44 R. Maddow The Last Word The Ed Show Rachel Maddow Show The Last Word Hardball Chris Matthews Ed Show MTV 26 17 ’70s Show Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Fantasy Fantasy Fantasy Fantasy Fantasy Fantasy Challenge NAT GEO 73 Justice Navajo Cops (N) Last Days of bin Laden Wild Justice Navajo Cops Border Wars Science NICK 71 39 Victorious Anubis SpongeBob My Wife My Wife George George ’70s Show ’70s Show Friends ’ Friends ’ Friends ’ OXY 61 Bad Girls Bad Girls Club Bad Girls Club Bad Girls Club Bad Girls Club Brooklyn 11223 Bad Girls

ROOT 38 99The Game 365

Mariners All Access (N)

Mariners Mondays (N) Mariners All Access

Graham Bensinger

The Dan Patrick Show MLS Soccer

SPEED 58 53 Gearz Hot Rod TV Hot Rod TV NASCAR Race Hub Garage Garage Gearz Gearz Hot Rod TV Hot Rod TV Pimp, Ride SPIKE 69 38 Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die SYFY 43 40 (5:30) “Pandorum”›‡ (2009) Å Being Human Being Human (N) Lost Girl “Faetal Justice” Being Human Lost Girl ’

TBS 33 10The King of Queens ’

Seinfeld Å Seinfeld Å Family Guy ’ Å

Family Guy ’ Å

Family Guy ’ Å

Family Guy ’ Å

Family Guy ’ Å

Family Guy ’ Å

Conan The Offi ce ’ Å

TCM 51 26(5:00) “Kes” (1970)

“Darling”›››‡ (1965) Julie Christie. A woman goes through a series of unfulfi lling love affairs. Å

(:15) “The Pumpkin Eater”››› (1964, Drama) Anne Bancroft, Peter Finch. A woman learns her third husband is having an affair.

“The Knack, and How to Get It”››› (1965)

TLC 42 41 Obsession Obsession Obsession My 600-Lb. Life: Melissa To Be Announced To Be Announced My 600-Lb. Life: Melissa TBA TNT 36 42 Law Law & Order ’ The Mentalist ’ Å The Mentalist ’ Å The Closer Å Rizzoli & Isles Å CSI: NY ’ TOON 63 33 Gumball Adventure Adventure Regular MAD (N) King of Hill King of Hill Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Family Guy Family Guy Chicken TRVL 59 48 Bourdain No Reservation Bizarre Foods America Bizarre Foods America Bizarre Foods/Zimmern No Reservation Bizarre TVLND 53 28 M*A*S*H M*A*S*H M*A*S*H Home Imp. Home Imp. Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King King King

USA 45 15(:00) NCIS “Sub Rosa”

NCIS A translator dies at Guantanamo Bay. Å

Rock/Cena: Once in a Lifetime (N) Å

WWE Monday Night RAW (N Same-day Tape) ’ Å (:05) Psych “Let’s Doo-Wop It Again” Å

(12:05) NCIS Å

VS. 47 422 Hockey NHL Hockey Los Angeles Kings at Vancouver Canucks. (Live) NHL Live NBC Sports Talk NHL 36 NHL Live Paid Prog. WE 185 120 Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Ghost Whisperer Å Bridezillas Å Bridezillas WGN-A 14 Videos WGN News at Nine (N) 30 Rock ’ Scrubs ’ Scrubs ’ ’Til Death ’Til Death Sunny Sunny Futurama Futurama

ENC 642 710(:00) “Burlesque”›› (2010, Drama) Cher, Christina Aguilera. ’ Å

“Billy Madison”›‡ (1995) Adam Sandler, Darren McGavin. ’ Å

(:35) “Full Metal Jacket”›››‡ (1987, War) Matthew Modine, Adam Baldwin. ’ Å

(:35) “Lethal Weapon 3”››› (1992) ’ Å

HBO 500 600(:00) “Nanny McPhee Returns”››‡ (2010) Emma Thompson. ’ Å


“Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1”››› (2010, Fantasy) Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, Emma Watson. ’ Å

Life’s Too Short Å

Boxing

SHO 600 660(5:50) “Faster”›› (2010) Dwayne Johnson.

Homeland “Marine One” (iTV) Saul investigates Carrie’s theories. ’ Å


House of Lies (iTV)


House of Lies (iTV)


Shameless (iTV) Å

TMC 620 690(:25) “Freakonomics”›› (2010, Documen-tary) ’ Å

“Peep World”›› (2010, Comedy) Michael C. Hall, Sarah Silverman. ’ Å

“Lucky” (2011) Colin Hanks. A wannabe serial killer wins the lottery. ’

(:15) “Jackass: The Movie”›› (2002, Comedy) Johnny Knoxville. ’ Å

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TUESDAY AFTERNOON, MARCH 27

12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 6:00

4,13/CBSKPIC


The Talk ’ Å Let’s Make a Deal Traders bargain for the Super Deal. (N)


News (N) Å

4.2/This TV KPIC

292 (10:30) “Shout at the Devil”››‡ (1976, Action)

“Escape From the Planet of the Apes”››› (1971) Roddy McDowall. Apes from the future escape to 1970s Los Angeles.

“Conquest of the Planet of the Apes”››‡ (1972, Science Fiction) Roddy McDowall, Don Murray. Å

“Unforgettable”›› (1996, Mystery) Ray Liotta, Linda Fiorentino, Peter Coyote. Å

5/NBCKOBI

5 5 The Dr. Oz Show ’ Å Days of our Lives (N) ’ Å Law & Order: Criminal Intent “30” ’ Å

The Doctors “5 Shocking Health Dangers in Your Purse”

The Dr. Oz Show ’ Å News (N) NBC Nightly News (N) ’

News (N)

8/PBSKSYS


Barney & Friends



Bob the Builder ’


WordWorld Å (DVS)



WordGirl Å (DVS)




9/ABCKEZI


Judge Joe Brown Å

Judge Judy ’ Å

Judge Judy ’ Å



25/MYTVKEVU

11 12 The People’s Court (N) Å Divorce Court ’ Å

Judge Alex ’ Å

Law & Order: Criminal Intent A restaurant critic is murdered.

Law & Order: Criminal Intent “30” ’ Å



The 700 Club Å


In Search of Truth

3ABN Today Tiny Tots for Jesus

Kids Time Kids Time Praise

Puppet Parade Knowing God Secrets Unsealed Presents 3ABN Today

33/FOXKLSR



Friends ’ Å Frasier ’ Å According to Jim ’ Å

30 Rock “Cooter” ’

Friends ’ Å Scrubs “My Lucky Charm”

The Offi ce “Chair Model”

Family Guy ’ Å


46/NBCKTCW

6 The Nate Berkus Show Reveals. (N) ’ Å

Days of our Lives (N) ’ Å Swift Justice: Jackie Glass


The Doctors “5 Shocking Health Dangers in Your Purse”

The Ellen DeGeneres Show ’ Å KMTR News-Source at 5pm


51/PBSKOAC

7 Beauty of Oil Painting

The Jazzy Vegetarian ’





WordGirl Å (DVS)




Ask This Old House Å

A&E 24 23CSI: Miami The bomb squad must defuse a land mine. ’

Criminal Minds “Mayhem” Terrorist bombing. ’ Å

Criminal Minds A serial killer targets police offi cers. Å

The First 48 A young woman and her baby are murdered.

The First 48 A man is murdered in a trailer park. Å

The First 48 A young mother is killed in her bedroom. Å

Storage Wars Å

ABC FAM 40 32 Still Standing Still Standing Simple Rules Simple Rules Grounded Life Grounded Life ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show “Ace Ventura: Pet Detective”›› (1994)

AMC 68 24(9:30) “V for Vendetta”

“Blade Runner”›››‡ (1982, Science Fiction) Harrison Ford, Rutger Hauer, Sean Young. In 2019 a detective hunts down deadly runaway androids. Å

“Lake Placid”›‡ (1999) Bill Pullman, Bridget Fonda. A monstrous crocodile chomps on villagers in rural Maine. Å

CSI: Miami Playboy becomes Horatio’s prime suspect. ’

CSI: Miami “Dead Zone”

ANPL 49 47 Miami Animal Police ’ Å Miami Animal Police ’ Å Miami Animal Police ’ Å Too Cute! Kittens ’ Å Infested! “Dirty Wars” Å Hillbilly Handfi shin’ ’ Å Monsters BRAVO 62 46 Housewives/OC Housewives/OC Tabatha Takes Over Tabatha Takes Over Tabatha Takes Over Tabatha Takes Over Tabatha CNBC 65 Closing Bell (N) ’ Å Closing Bell-Bartiromo Fast Money (N) Mad Money (N) The Kudlow Report (N) Pill Poppers 60 Minutes on CNN 35 35 CNN Newsroom (N) The Situation Room With Wolf Blitzer (N) John King, USA (N) Erin Burnett OutFront (N) Anderson Cooper 360 (N) Piers Morgan COM 64 98 “Cheech & Chong’s The Corsican Brothers”›› (1984) Å Scrubs Å Scrubs Å Crnk Yankers (:24) Futurama Futurama ’ (:28) Tosh.0 Always Sunny South Park Daily Show CW 12 14 TBA TBA TBA TBA Roseanne ’ Roseanne ’ Lifechangers Lifechangers The Steve Wilkos Show Å Meet, Browns Meet, Browns King

DISC 34 30Dirty Jobs ’ Å American Chopper ’ Å Chasing Classic Cars ’ Å American Chopper ’ Å American Chopper ’ Å MythBusters ’ Å MythBusters

’ Å


Jungle Junction ’ Å









Wizards of Waverly Place


Shake It Up! ’ Å

E! 57 25 E! News The E! True Hollywood Story 20 Most Horrifying Hollywood Murders “The Hot Chick”› (2002) Rob Schneider, Anna Faris. Fashion

ESPN 28 31Outside/Lines First Report

Baseball To-night (N) (Live)



SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å Women’s College Basketball NCAA Tournament, Regional Final: Teams TBA. From Kingston, R.I. (N) (Live) Å

Wm. Basketball

ESPN2 27 49 NASCAR Now First Take MLB Preseason Baseball Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim at San Francisco Giants. (Live) College Basketball Basketball FNC 32 27 Studio B With Shepard Smith Your World With Neil Cavuto The Five (N) Special Report FOX Report/Shepard Smith The O’Reilly Factor (N) Å Hannity (N) FOOD 72 50 Home Cooking Contessa Sandra Lee Dollar Dinners Secrets Minute Meals Giada-Home Giada-Home Contessa Contessa Best Dishes Home Cooking Chopped FX 31 45 “The Happening”› (2008) Mark Wahlberg, Zooey Deschanel. “Batman Begins”››› (2005, Action) Christian Bale, Michael Caine, Liam Neeson. How I Met How I Met How I Met

FXM 44 “Jane Austen’s Mafi a!”›› (1998, Comedy) Jay Mohr, Billy Burke. Å


“Meet the Spartans”›‡ (2008, Comedy) Sean Maguire, Carmen Electra. Å


“Rebound”›› (2005, Comedy) Martin Lawrence, Wendy Raquel Robinson. Å


“Meet the Spartans”

HGTV 50 43 House Hunters Int’l My Favorite HGTV’d Å Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l HIST 41 34 Tech It to the Max Modern History Time Machine Å Everyday History Everyday History Tech It to Max HLMRK 87 Emeril’s Table Petkeeping The Martha Stewart Show The Martha Stewart Show The Waltons “The Venture” The Waltons “The Sermon” The Waltons “The Genius” Little House ION 15 20 Paid Program Paid Program “Ali”››› (2001) Will Smith. Based on the life story of legendary boxer Muhammad Ali. ’ Criminal Minds ’ Å Criminal Minds ’ Å Criminal LIFE 23 29 Old Christine Old Christine Grey’s Anatomy ’ Å Grey’s Anatomy ’ Å Grey’s Anatomy ’ Å How I Met Reba Å Reba Å Reba Å Reba Å MSNBC 54 44 Martin Bashir (N) The Dylan Ratigan Show (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews PoliticsNation (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews The Ed Show (N) R. Maddow MTV 26 17 16 and Pregnant “Jennifer” 16 and Pregnant “Jamie” ’ 16 and Pregnant “Danielle” 16 and Pregnant “Cleondra” 16 and Pregnant “Kayla” ’ Å 16 and Pregnant “Izabella” ’ NAT GEO 73 Alaska State Troopers ’ Lucky Muckers Doomsday Preppers Doomsday Preppers Border Wars 2012: Armageddon Doomsday NICK 71 39 Mike-Knight Team Umiz. Dora Explorer Dora Explorer SpongeBob Odd Parents The Penguins T.U.F.F. Puppy Supah Ninjas Big Time Rush Kung Fu SpongeBob iCarly Å OXY 61 America’s Next Top Model ’ America’s Next Top Model ’ America’s Next Top Model ’ America’s Next Top Model ’ America’s Next Top Model ’ Bad Girls Club: Las Vegas Brooklyn

ROOT 38 99(11:30) UEFA Champions League Soccer Quarterfi nal: Teams to Be Announced. (N) (Live)

The Dan Patrick Show (N) English Premier League Soccer Stoke City vs. Manchester City. (Taped) UEFA Champions League Soccer Quarterfi nal: Teams to Be Announced. (N Same-day Tape)

SPEED 58 53 Monster Jam On the Edge Classic Car Hot Rod TV Gearz NASCAR Race Hub (N) Pass Time Pass Time Supercars Supercars Pimp My Ride SPIKE 69 38 CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n The Rock ’ SYFY 43 40 Star Trek: Next Generation Star Trek: Next Generation Star Trek: Next Generation Star Trek: Next Generation Star Trek: Next Generation Monster Man “Seeing Double” Monster Man

TBS 33 10Yes, Dear ’ Å Yes, Dear ’ Å American Dad

“Haylias” ’My Name Is Earl ’ Å

Everybody-Raymond

Everybody-Raymond

Everybody-Raymond

Everybody-Raymond

Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å The King of Queens Å

TCM 51 26“Joy of Living”››› (1938, Musical Comedy) Irene Dunne, Douglas Fairbanks Jr.

(:45) “Sweet Adeline”›› (1935, Musical) Irene Dunne, Donald Woods, Hugh Herbert.

(:15) “Stingaree”›› (1934) Irene Dunne, Richard Dix. A bandit fi nances the career of an Australian opera singer. Å

“Cape Fear”››› (1962, Suspense) Gregory Peck, Robert Mitchum, Polly Bergen. Å

TLC 42 41 What Not to Wear “Joy” ’ A Baby Story A Baby Story Rm-Multiples Baby’s First 19 Kids-Count 19 Kids-Count 19 Kids and Counting Å 19 Kids and Counting Å 19 Kids-Count TNT 36 42 Las Vegas ’ Å Las Vegas “Head Games” ’ Leverage “The Tap-Out Job” The Closer “Problem Child” Law & Order “Hot Pursuit” ’ Law & Order “Deadbeat” ’ Bones Å TOON 63 33 Looney Tunes ’ Tom & Jerry Tom and Jerry Wrld, Gumball Wrld, Gumball Johnny Test Johnny Test Regular Show Regular Show Regular Show Advent. Time TRVL 59 48 A Cook’s Tour A Cook’s Tour Bourdain: No Reservations Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Man v. Food Man v. Food Tastiest Tastiest Bourdain: No Reservations Bizarre Foods TVLND 53 28 M*A*S*H M*A*S*H Gunsmoke “The Wrong Man” Gunsmoke “Whispering Tree” Bonanza Å Bonanza Å Bonanza “The Greedy Ones” M*A*S*H

USA 45 15Law & Order: Special Victims Unit “Ghost” ’ Å

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit “Pure” Missing teenager.

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit “Intoxicated” ’ Å

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Murder of a teenage girl.

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Assault and carjacking.

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit “Night” Serial rapist. ’

Law & Order: SVU

VS. 47 422 Cycling Criterium International. Rugby Sevens World Series: Hong Kong. From Hong Kong. NBC Sports Talk (N) (Live) NHL Live (N) NHL Hockey Tampa Bay Lightning at Boston Bruins. (Live) WE 185 120 Ghost Whisperer “Bloodline” Charmed “That ’70s Episode” Charmed ’ Å Joan & Melissa: Joan Joan & Melissa: Joan Joan & Melissa: Joan Joan WGN-A 14 Walker, Texas Ranger Å Walker, Texas Ranger Å Old Christine Old Christine 30 Rock ’ 30 Rock ’ Amer. Funniest Home Videos How I Met How I Met How I Met

ENC 642 710(11:05) “Uncle Buck”››‡ (1989) John Candy. ’ Å

(12:50) “Are We There Yet?”›› (2005, Comedy) Ice Cube, Nia Long, Jay Mohr. ’ Å

“Eddie”››‡ (1996, Comedy) Whoopi Goldberg, Frank Langella, Dennis Farina. ’ Å

(:15) “The Associate”››› (1996) Whoopi Goldberg. Wall Street whiz invents male partner to bag clients. ’ Å

(:10) “Jumpin’ Jack Flash”

HBO 500 600The Pee-wee Herman Show on Broadway The comic performs in New York. ’ Å

“What a Girl Wants”›‡ (2003, Comedy-Drama) Amanda Bynes, Colin Firth. ’ Å

(:15) “How to Train Your Dragon”››› (2010, Fantasy) Voices of Jay Baruchel, Gerard Butler. ’ Å

(:15) REAL Sports With Bryant Gumbel ’ Å

(:15) “Green Lantern”››

SHO 600 660(11:15) “Charlie Bartlett”››‡ (2007) ’

“Clash” (2009, Action) Thanh Van Ngo, Hoang Phuc Nguyen, Johnny Nguyen. ’ Å

(:45) “Maxed Out: Hard Times, Easy Credit and the Era of Preda-tory Lenders”››› (2006, Documentary) ’ Å

(:25) “The Twilight Saga: Eclipse”››‡ (2010) Kristen Stewart. Bella must choose between Edward and Jacob. ’ Å

TMC 620 690(11:25) “Alive”››‡ (1993, Docudrama) Ethan Hawke, Vincent Spano. ’ Å

(:35) “Raising Genius” (2004, Comedy-Drama) Wendie Malick, Justin Long. Premiere. ’ Å

(2:55) “The Job” (2009, Comedy-Drama) Patrick Flueger, Ron Perlman. ’ Å

(:35) “Beware the Gonzo” (2010) Zoë Kravitz. Eddie starts an underground movement. ’

“Six Wives-Hen”

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8 p.m. on KOBI, KMTXThe Biggest Loser

“Exercise is boring.” That’s the excuse that Dolvett and Bob at-tempt to shoot down in this new episode by taking their teams to a Zumba class and on a moun-tain biking excursion, respectively. Later, the contestants must load boxes of food onto trucks, and the winner’s hometown food bank gets the goods. Season 12 alumni Becky, Vinny and Antone arrive to judge the results of a cooking chal-lenge before the final weigh-in.

8 p.m. on CW90210

This new episode is called “Blue Ivy,” but Beyonce and Jay-Z are nowhere to be found. Singer Haley Reinhart makes an appearance, however, offering Dixon (Tristan Wilds) a chance to play backup for her. He accepts but doesn’t tell Adrianna (Jessica Lowndes) about the gig or his new record deal be-cause the label turned her down. Needing to get married to keep his trust fund, PJ (Nick Zano) propos-es to Naomi (AnnaLynne McCord). Shenae Grimes also stars.

9 p.m. on CWRinger

Bridget (Sarah Michelle Gellar) comes to the conclusion that she must testify against Bodaway Ma-cawi (guest star Zahn McClarnon) if she’s going to feel safe again. Machado (Nestor Carbonell) is sus-pended from the FBI. An impatient Henry (Kristoffer Polaha) tells Siob-han they can’t be together until she abandons her revenge plot. Ioan Gruffudd also stars in the new epi-sode “Let’s Kill Bridget.”

10 p.m. on KOBI, KMTXFashion Star

Summertime, and the designing is ... not so easy. The remaining contestants meet with trend report-ers from the three retail chains to learn what they’re predicting the summer’s hot trends will be. Then they get to work creating summer outfits that incorporate those trends. As always, the winning clothes will be available for sale online and in stores. Elle Macpherson hosts this new episode.

10 p.m. on FXJustified

As Raylan (Timothy Olyphant) confronts a pair of hit men from De-troit, the tension between Boyd and Quarles (Walton Goggins, Neal Mc-Donough) finally comes to a head in the new episode “Measures.” Natalie Zea also stars.

10:01 p.m. on KEZIBody of Proof

When a mysterious illness starts claiming lives around the city, Me-gan (Dana Delany) and her team must join forces with Charlie Staf-ford (guest star Luke Perry), an officer from the Centers for Disease Control, to find the cause and the culprit in the opener of a new two-part story, “Going Viral.” Jeri Ryan and John Carroll Lynch also star.

Don’t MissTUESDAY EVENING, MARCH 27

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Jeopardy! (N) Å


NCIS The team investigates a murder. (N) ’

NCIS: Los Angeles The death of a Navy offi cer.

Unforgettable “Allegiances” (N) ’ Å

News (N) Å (:35) Late Show With David Letterman (N) ’

4.2/This TV KPIC

292 (5:00) “Un-forgettable”

“Blue Steel”››› (1990) Jamie Lee Curtis. A serial killer implicates a new policewoman in his deeds.

“Unforgettable”›› (1996) Ray Liotta. An experimental drug holds the key to identifying a killer. Å

“Stir Crazy”››› (1980, Comedy) Gene Wilder, Richard Pryor. Å

5/NBCKOBI


The Insider (N) Å

The Biggest Loser Truck-loading challenge. (N) ’ Å Fashion Star “Here Comes Summer” (N) ’


8/PBSKSYS

8 PBS NewsHour (N) ’ Å Immense Possibilities

Modoc War an Oregon Experience Special

American Experience “Triangle Fire” ’

Frontline Rupert Murdoch’s media dynasty. (N)


9/ABCKEZI


The Insider (N) Å

Dancing With the Stars “The Story So Far” (N)

Dancing With the Stars (N Same-day Tape) Å

(:01) Body of Proof An outbreak of a lethal virus.



25/MYTVKEVU

11 12 Blazers Pregame

NBA Basketball Oklahoma City Thunder at Portland Trail Blazers. From the Rose Garden in Portland, Ore. (N) (Live)

Cold Case Shooting of a local cabaret singer. ’

Cold Case Lilly tackles a 1929 murder. ’ Å


Everybody-Raymond


Gospel Outreach

Journeys ’n Journals

Revelation Insights Making Waves

Variety Heavens-View

Exalting His Word

ASI Video Magazine

Bible Rx Life-Recov-ery

33/FOXKLSR


Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men

Raising Hope (N) ’

I Hate My-Daughter

New Girl (N) Å

Breaking In (N) Å

Fox News at 10 (N)

(:35) Family Guy Å

(:05) 30 Rock Å

Everybody-Raymond

American Dad Å

46/NBCKTCW


Big Bang Theory

The Biggest Loser Truck-loading challenge. (N) ’ Å Fashion Star “Here Comes Summer” (N) ’


51/PBSKOAC

7 Nightly Business

PBS NewsHour (N) ’ Å Oregon Experience “Modoc War”

American Experience “Triangle Fire” ’

Frontline Rupert Murdoch’s media dynasty. (N)

Moyers & Company ’ Å PBS News-Hour Å


Storage Wars Å

Storage Wars Å

Storage Wars Å

Storage Wars Å

Storage Wars Å

Storage Wars Å

Storage Wars Texas

Storage Wars Texas

(:01) Duck Dynasty

(:31) Duck Dynasty


ABC FAM 40 32 Ace Vent. “Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls”›› (1995) “Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story”››› (2004) The 700 Club Å Prince


CSI: Miami A rape victim is found beaten. Å

“Under Siege”››› (1992, Action) Steven Seagal, Tommy Lee Jones. A Navy cook thwarts a plot to hijack a battleship. Å

“Hard to Kill”›› (1990) Steven Seagal. Years after nearly dying, a policeman seeks revenge. Å

ANPL 49 47 Monsters I, Predator “Killer Whale” Blue Planet: Seas/Life Blue Planet: Seas/Life Blue Planet: Seas/Life Blue Planet: Seas/Life Blue Planet BRAVO 62 46 Tabatha Housewives/OC Housewives/OC Housewives/Atl. Tabatha Takes Over (N) Happens Housewives/Atl. CNBC 65 60 Min. 60 Minutes on CNBC (N) Mad Money 60 Minutes on CNBC 60 Minutes on CNBC Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. CNN 35 35 Piers Anderson Cooper 360 Erin Burnett OutFront Piers Morgan Tonight Anderson Cooper 360 Erin Burnett OutFront Piers COM 64 98 Colbert Rep 30 Rock ’ 30 Rock ’ Key Tosh.0 Tosh.0 Tosh.0 Tosh.0 (N) Key Daily Show Colbert Rep Tosh.0 CW 12 14 King Seinfeld ’ Seinfeld ’ 90210 “Blue Ivy” (N) ’ Ringer (N) ’ Å Cops Å ’Til Death ’Til Death ’70s Show ’70s Show

DISC 34 30(:00) Myth-Busters ’

MythBusters ’ Å MythBusters ’ Å Moose Attack! ’ Å Frozen Planet “Summer” ’ Å

Moose Attack! ’ Å Frozen Planet ’


Austin & Ally Å

Shake It Up! Å

Phineas and Ferb

Austin & Ally Å

Shake It Up! Å

Jessie ’ Å Good Luck Charlie ’


Austin & Ally Å

Shake It Up! Å

Wizards-Place

E! 57 25 Fashion E! News (N) E! True Hollywood Story Ice-Coco Ice-Coco Ice-Coco Ice-Coco Chelsea Lat E! News


ESPN2 27 49 College Basketball GameDay NFL Live (N) Å NBA SportsNation Å NFL Live Å FNC 32 27 Hannity (N) Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor Hannity Greta Van Susteren The Five Red Eye (N) FOOD 72 50 Chopped Cupcake Wars Cupcake Wars Chopped Chopped Chopped Chopped FX 31 45 Two Men Two Men “Star Trek”››› (2009) Chris Pine, Zachary Quinto. Justifi ed “Measures” (N) Justifi ed “Measures” Justifi ed

FXM 44 (:00) “Meet the Spar-tans”›‡ (2008) Å

(:37) FXM Presents

“Rebound”›› (2005) Martin Lawrence, Wendy Raquel Robinson. Å

(:45) FXM Presents

“Jane Austen’s Mafi a!”›› (1998, Comedy) Jay Mohr, Billy Burke. Å

(:45) FXM Presents

“Porky’s”››

HGTV 50 43 Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l House Million Dollar Rooms Property Property House Hunters Int’l Million Dollar Rooms Property HIST 41 34 Tech It Max Modern History Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Top Gear “Rut’s Show” Top Shot (N) Å Top Shot Å Pawn Stars HLMRK 87 Little House Little House on Prairie Little House on Prairie Little House on Prairie Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Gold Girls ION 15 20 Criminal Criminal Minds ’ Å Criminal Minds ’ Å Criminal Minds ’ Å Flashpoint ’ Å Flashpoint ’ Å Criminal LIFE 23 29 Reba Å Dance Moms Å Dance Moms Å Dance Moms (N) Å Dance Moms Å Project Runway All Stars Dance MSNBC 54 44 R. Maddow The Last Word The Ed Show Rachel Maddow Show The Last Word Hardball Chris Matthews Ed Show MTV 26 17 16 and Pregnant Å 16 and Pregnant Å 16 and Pregnant “Allie” ’ Å 16 and Pregnant Å 16 and Pregnant “Katie” 16-Pregnant NAT GEO 73 Doomsday Doomsday Preppers Doomsday Preppers Doomsday Preppers 2012: Armageddon Border Wars Thrilling NICK 71 39 Victorious Anubis SpongeBob My Wife My Wife George George ’70s Show ’70s Show Friends ’ Friends ’ Friends ’ OXY 61 Brooklyn “Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End”››‡ (2007) Johnny Depp. Å Best Ink Best Ink Pirates

ROOT 38 99UEFA Champions League Soccer

Mariners All Access (N)

UEFA Champions League Soccer Quarterfi nal: Teams to Be Announced. (N Same-day Tape)

Mariners All Access

The Dan Patrick Show UEFA Soccer

SPEED 58 53 Pimp, Ride My Ride My Ride NASCAR Race Hub Supercars Supercars Pimp, Ride Pimp, Ride My Ride My Ride Pimp, Ride SPIKE 69 38 (:00) “The Rock”››› (1996) Sean Connery, Nicolas Cage. ’ “The Rock”››› (1996, Action) Sean Connery, Nicolas Cage, Ed Harris. ’ Am Digger SYFY 43 40 Monster Ghost Hunters ’ Å Ghost Hunters ’ Å Ghost Hunters ’ Å Ghost Hunters ’ Å Monster Man Å Monster


Seinfeld ’ Å Seinfeld ’ Å Big Bang Theory

Big Bang Theory

Big Bang Theory

Big Bang Theory

Big Bang Theory

Big Bang Theory

Conan (N) The Offi ce ’ Å

TCM 51 26“Cape Fear”›››

“River of No Return”››› (1954, Western) Robert Mitchum, Marilyn Monroe, Rory Calhoun. Premiere.

“The Night of the Hunter”›››‡ (1955) Robert Mitchum. Children run away from corrupt preacher.

“Rampage”››‡ (1963) Robert Mitchum, Elsa Martinelli. Premiere.

TLC 42 41 19 Kids 19 Kids 19 Kids 19 Kids 19 Kids 19 Kids and Counting ’ Couple Couple 19 Kids 19 Kids 19 Kids TNT 36 42 (:00) Bones Bones Serial killer strikes. Bones Å Bones Å “Con Air”››‡ (1997, Action) Nicolas Cage. Å CSI: NY ’ TOON 63 33 Adventure Adventure Gumball Level Up Adventure King of Hill King of Hill Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Family Guy Family Guy Chicken TRVL 59 48 Bizarre Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Mysteries at the Museum Mysteries at the Museum Off Limits “Arizona” When Vacations Attack Mysteries TVLND 53 28 M*A*S*H M*A*S*H M*A*S*H Home Imp. Home Imp. Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Divorced Cleveland King

USA 45 15Law & Order: SVU

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit “Parts” ’

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit “911” Å

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit “Strain” ’

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit “Raw” ’

CSI: Crime Scene Investiga-tion ’ Å

CSI: Crime Scene

VS. 47 422 Hockey NHL Live NBC Sports Talk (N) NHL Poker After Dark Red Bull Series NHL NHL 36 Paid Prog. WE 185 120 Joan Joan & Melissa: Joan Joan & Melissa: Joan Joan & Melissa: Joan Ghost Whisperer Å Joan & Melissa: Joan Joan WGN-A 14 How I Met WGN News at Nine (N) 30 Rock ’ Scrubs ’ Scrubs ’ ’Til Death ’Til Death Sunny Sunny Futurama Futurama

ENC 642 710(:10) “Jumpin’ Jack Flash”››‡ (1986) Whoopi Goldberg. ’ Å

“The Color Purple”›››‡ (1985, Drama) Whoopi Goldberg. Based on Alice Walker’s portrait of a rural black woman. ’ Å

(:35) “Made in America”››‡ (1993, Comedy) Whoopi Goldberg, Ted Danson, Nia Long. ’ Å

HBO 500 600(:15) “Green Lantern”›› (2011) Ryan Reynolds, Blake Lively. ’ Å

American Reunion

“Sucker Punch”›› (2011) Emily Browning. A girl’s dream world provides an escape from a dark reality.



REAL Sports

SHO 600 660“The Mask of Zorro”››› (1998, Adventure) Antonio Banderas. Zorro’s protege crosses swords with a returning tyrant. ’

Penn & Teller Inside Com-edy (iTV) ’


House of Lies (iTV)


“The Ledge”›

TMC 620 690(:15) “The Six Wives of Henry Lefay”› (2008) Tim Allen. ’ Å

“Holy Rollers”››‡ (2010) Jesse Eisenberg, Justin Bartha. ’ Å

“The High Cost of Living” (2010) Zach Braff, Isabelle Blais. ’ Å

(:15) “Blue Valentine”››› (2010, Drama) Ryan Gosling. ’ Å

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News (N) Å

4.2/This TV KPIC

292 (11:00) “Navajo Joe”›› (1966) Burt Reynolds. Å

“Vera Cruz”››› (1954) Gary Cooper, Burt Lancaster. Two mercenaries ride shotgun on a shipment of Mexican gold. Å

“Sitting Bull”››‡ (1954) Dale Robertson, Mary Murphy. Chief Sitting Bull defends an offi cer accused of treason. Å

“Stir Crazy”››› (1980, Comedy) Gene Wilder, Richard Pryor. Å

5/NBCKOBI

5 5 The Dr. Oz Show ’ Å Days of our Lives (N) ’ Å Law & Order: Criminal Intent An ear surgeon’s murder. ’

The Doctors “4 Ways to Prevent Medical Mistakes” (N)

The Dr. Oz Show ’ Å News (N) NBC Nightly News (N) ’

News

8/PBSKSYS


Barney & Friends



Bob the Builder ’


WordWorld Å (DVS)

Wild Kratts “Bass Class”

Arthur Blackout. ’ (EI)

WordGirl Å (DVS)




9/ABCKEZI


Judge Joe Brown Å

Judge Judy ’ Å

Judge Judy ’ Å



25/MYTVKEVU

11 12 The People’s Court (N) Å Divorce Court (N) ’ Å

Judge Alex (N) ’ Å

Law & Order: Criminal Intent “Ex Stasis” Good Samaritan.

Law & Order: Criminal Intent An ear surgeon’s murder. ’


Anderson ’ Å The 700 Club Å

30/IND 21 Action 4 Life Books of the

Book3ABN Today Tiny Tots for

JesusKids Time Most Important Questions Å Feature Presentations A Sharper Focus John Lomacang. 3ABN Today

33/FOXKLSR



Friends ’ Å Frasier “The Gift Horse” ’


30 Rock “Do-Over” Å

Friends ’ Å Scrubs ’ Å The Offi ce “Night Out”

Family Guy “DaBoom” ’


46/NBCKTCW

6 The Nate Berkus Show Suze Orman; fl ea-market fi nds. ’

Days of our Lives (N) ’ Å Swift Justice: Jackie Glass


The Doctors “4 Ways to Prevent Medical Mistakes” (N)

The Ellen DeGeneres Show ’ Å KMTR News-Source at 5pm


51/PBSKOAC

7 Best of Joy of Painting

Hubert Keller: Secrets, Chef


Bob the Builder ’


Arthur Blackout. ’ (EI)

WordGirl Å (DVS)

Wild Kratts “Bass Class”



Burt Wolf: Travels

A&E 24 23CSI: Miami “Man Down” A member of the team dies.

Criminal Minds Reid and Prentiss are taken hostage. Å

Criminal Minds Notorious New England serial killer. ’ Å

The First 48 “Get That Money; Senseless” Å

The First 48 A man is shot to death. Å

The First 48 A man is found dead on a sidewalk. Å

Storage Wars Å

ABC FAM 40 32 Still Standing Still Standing Simple Rules Simple Rules “Ace Ventura: Pet Detective”›› (1994) Jim Carrey. “Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls”›› (1995) Jim Carrey. Jumanji (1995)

AMC 68 24(9:30) “MacAr-thur” (1977)

“Die Hard 2”››› (1990, Action) Bruce Willis, Bonnie Bedelia, William Atherton. Police hero spots military terrorists at D.C. airport. Å

“Hard to Kill”›› (1990) Steven Seagal, Kelly LeBrock. Years after nearly dying, a policeman seeks revenge. Å

CSI: Miami “Death Grip” Tennis player is kidnapped. Å

CSI: Miami ’ Å

ANPL 49 47 Miami Animal Police ’ Å Miami Animal Police ’ Å Miami Animal Police ’ Å Too Cute! ’ Infested! “Driven Insane” ’ Hillbilly Handfi shin’ ’ Å Monsters BRAVO 62 46 Million Dollar Listing Å Million Dollar Listing Å Million Dollar Listing Å Million Dollar Listing Å Million Dollar Listing Å Million Dollar Listing Million Dollar CNBC 65 Closing Bell (N) ’ Å Closing Bell-Bartiromo Fast Money (N) Mad Money (N) The Kudlow Report (N) Mob Money: Murders and Amer. Greed CNN 35 35 CNN Newsroom (N) The Situation Room With Wolf Blitzer (N) John King, USA (N) Erin Burnett OutFront (N) Anderson Cooper 360 (N) Piers Morgan COM 64 98 “Beverly Hills Cop II”››‡ (1987) Eddie Murphy. Å Scrubs Å Scrubs Å Crnk Yankers (:24) Futurama Futurama ’ (:28) Tosh.0 Always Sunny South Park Daily Show CW 12 14 TBA TBA TBA TBA Roseanne ’ Roseanne ’ Lifechangers Lifechangers The Steve Wilkos Show Å Meet, Browns Meet, Browns King

DISC 34 30Dirty Jobs ’ Å American Chopper ’ Å Chasing Classic Cars ’ Å American Chopper ’ Å American Chopper ’ Å MythBusters ’ Å Sons of Guns

’ Å


Little Einsteins Å






A.N.T. Farm ’ Å

A.N.T. Farm “sciANTs fair”

A.N.T. Farm ’ Å

Jessie “Used Karma” Å

Jessie ’ Å Shake It Up! “Apply It Up”

E! 57 25 E! News Khloe Khloe Khloe Ice-Coco Ice-Coco Ice-Coco Ice-Coco Ice-Coco The E! True Hollywood Story Hollywood

ESPN 28 31MLB Preseason Baseball: Yankees at Braves



SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å NBA Basketball Orlando Magic at New York Knicks. From Madison Square Garden in New York. (N) (Live)

ESPN2 27 49 ATP Tennis SportsNation (N) Å NFL32 (N) (Live) Å ATP Tennis Sony Ericsson Open, Men’s and Women’s Quarterfi nals. (N) Å FNC 32 27 Studio B With Shepard Smith Your World With Neil Cavuto The Five (N) Special Report FOX Report/Shepard Smith The O’Reilly Factor (N) Å Hannity (N) FOOD 72 50 Home Cooking Contessa Sandra Lee Dollar Dinners Secrets Minute Meals Giada-Home Giada-Home Contessa Contessa Home Cooking Home Cooking Diners, Drive FX 31 45 (10:30) “District 9”›››‡ “Planet of the Apes”›› (2001, Science Fiction) Mark Wahlberg, Tim Roth. “Star Trek”››› (2009, Science Fiction) Chris Pine, Zachary Quinto. Two/Half Men

FXM 44 “The Gift”››‡ (2000, Suspense) Cate Blanchett. A psychic attempts to solve a murder case in the Deep South. Å


“Freedomland”›› (2006) Samuel L. Jackson. A detective searches for the truth behind a boy’s abduction. Å


“15 Minutes”››‡ (2001, Suspense) Robert De Niro, Edward Burns, Kelsey Grammer. Å

HGTV 50 43 House Hunters Int’l Secrets Antonio Property Property Property Property Property Property Property Property Property HIST 41 34 Tech It to the Max Modern History Time Machine Å Everyday History Everyday History Tech It to Max HLMRK 87 Emeril’s Table Petkeeping The Martha Stewart Show The Martha Stewart Show The Waltons “The Fighter” The Waltons “The Prophecy” The Waltons Å Little House ION 15 20 Paid Program Paid Program George Lopez “Any Which Way You Can”››‡ (1980) Clint Eastwood, Sondra Locke. ’ Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisp. LIFE 23 29 Old Christine Old Christine Grey’s Anatomy ’ Å Grey’s Anatomy ’ Å Grey’s Anatomy “Goodbye” How I Met Reba Å Reba Å Reba Å Wife Swap ’ MSNBC 54 44 Martin Bashir (N) The Dylan Ratigan Show (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews PoliticsNation (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews The Ed Show (N) R. Maddow MTV 26 17 16 and Pregnant “Katie” ’ The Challenge: Battle The Challenge: Battle The Challenge: Battle The Challenge: Battle The Challenge: Battle The Challenge NAT GEO 73 Warrior Graveyard Narco Bling American Weed American Weed “Pot or Not” Border Wars Drugs, Inc. “Crack” Amer. Weed NICK 71 39 Mike-Knight Team Umiz. Dora Explorer Dora Explorer SpongeBob Odd Parents The Penguins T.U.F.F. Puppy Supah Ninjas Big Time Rush Kung Fu SpongeBob iCarly Å OXY 61 Roseanne ’ Roseanne ’ Roseanne ’ Roseanne ’ Roseanne ’ Roseanne ’ Roseanne ’ Roseanne ’ Best Ink “Something to Hide” Brooklyn 11223 Enough››

ROOT 38 99(11:30) UEFA Champions League Soccer Quarterfi nal: Teams to Be Announced. (N) (Live)

The Dan Patrick Show (N) Halls of Fame Paid Program Paid Program Beavers All Access (N)

UEFA Champions League Soccer Quarterfi nal: Teams to Be Announced. (N Same-day Tape)

SPEED 58 53 Monster Jam On the Edge Guys Garage Hot Rod TV Gearz NASCAR Race Hub (N) Pass Time (N) Pass Time Dumbest Stuff Dumbest Stuff Car Warriors SPIKE 69 38 CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n Auction Auction Auction SYFY 43 40 Ghost Whisperer “Do Over” Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Hunters ’ Å Ghost Hunters

TBS 33 10Yes, Dear ’ Å Yes, Dear ’ Å American Dad

’ ÅMy Name Is Earl ’ Å

Everybody-Raymond

Everybody-Raymond

Everybody-Raymond

Everybody-Raymond


TCM 51 26(11:00) “Libel”››‡ (1959, Drama) Dirk Bogarde. Å

“The Password Is Courage”››› (1963) Dirk Bogarde, María Perschy. A British POW harasses his Nazi captors.

“Damn the Defi ant!”››› (1962) Alec Guinness, Dirk Bogarde. A British captain clashes with his sadistic lieutenant.

“Gypsy”››› (1962, Musical) Rosalind Russell, Natalie Wood, Karl Malden. Å

TLC 42 41 What Not to Wear “Katherine” A Baby Story A Baby Story Rm-Multiples Baby’s First Untold Stories of the E.R. ’ Untold Stories of the E.R. ’ Untold Stories of the E.R. ’ Stories of ER TNT 36 42 Las Vegas ’ Å Las Vegas ’ Å Leverage Å The Closer “Sudden Death” Law & Order “Lost Boys” ’ Law & Order “Loco Parentis” Law & Order TOON 63 33 Looney Tunes ’ Tom & Jerry Tom and Jerry Looney Tunes Looney Tunes Ed, Edd, Eddy Ed, Edd, Eddy Johnny Test Johnny Test Regular Show MAD TRVL 59 48 A Cook’s Tour A Cook’s Tour Bourdain: No Reservations Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Man v. Food Man v. Food Tastiest Tastiest Bourdain: No Reservations Man v. Food TVLND 53 28 M*A*S*H M*A*S*H Gunsmoke “Whispering Tree” Gunsmoke “The Well” Å Bonanza “The Greedy Ones” Bonanza “Second Chance” Bonanza “Sense of Duty” M*A*S*H

USA 45 15House Popular children’s author has a seizure. ’ Å

House Massage therapist’s visit forces refl ection. Å

NCIS An amnesiac digs herself out of a grave. ’ Å

NCIS “Eye Spy” A satellite specialist sees a murder. ’

NCIS “My Other Left Foot” The severed leg of a corpse.

NCIS “One Shot, One Kill” A sniper kills Marine recruiters.

NCIS Naval offi cers targeted.

VS. 47 422 Red Bull Signature Series (N) Rugby Sevens World Series: Hong Kong. From Hong Kong. NBC Sports Talk (N) (Live) NHL Live (N) NHL Hockey Detroit Red Wings at Columbus Blue Jackets. WE 185 120 Ghost Whisperer “Threshold” Charmed “Out of Sight” ’ Charmed “The Power of Two” Braxton Family Values Braxton Family Values “Beauty Shop”››‡ (2005) Queen Latifah. WGN-A 14 Walker, Texas Ranger Å Walker, Texas Ranger Å Old Christine Old Christine 30 Rock ’ 30 Rock ’ Amer. Funniest Home Videos Amer. Funniest Home Videos Funny Videos

ENC 642 710(11:10) “Final Destination 2”

(:45) “Airheads”›› (1994, Comedy) Brendan Fraser. Aspiring musicians take a radio station’s staff hostage. ’ Å

(:20) “Godzilla”›› (1998) Matthew Broderick. Nuclear testing in the South Pacifi c produces a giant mutated lizard. ’

(:45) “Rumble in the Bronx”››‡ (1995) Jackie Chan. A martial artist from Hong Kong takes on thugs and thieves.

HBO 500 600“Game Change”››› (2012) Julianne Moore. Gov. Sarah Palin becomes Sen. John McCain’s running mate in 2008. ’

“Drumline”››› (2002) Nick Cannon, Zoe Saldana. Rivalry between two drummers threatens a college band. ’ Å

“X2: X-Men United”››› (2003) Patrick Stewart, Hugh Jackman. A right-wing militarist pursues the mutants. ’ Å

(:15) “Men in Black”›››

SHO 600 660(10:30) “Adam Resurrected”

“Mighty Joe Young”››‡ (1998) Charlize Theron, Bill Paxton. A noble 15-foot gorilla rampages through Los Angeles.

“Day Zero” (2007) Elijah Wood, Jon Bernthal. Three friends face a military draft. ’ Å

(:15) “Blind Horizon”›› (2004) Val Kilmer, Neve Campbell. A man thinks he is involved in a plot to kill the president. ’

“The Messen-ger”›››

TMC 620 690(:05) “Grind”›› (1996, Drama) Adrienne Shelly, Billy Crudup, Paul Schulze. ’ Å

(:45) “The Scenesters”›‡ (2009, Comedy) Sherilyn Fenn. Filmmakers make a secret documentary about a serial killer.

“Out of the Ashes”››› (2003) Christine Lahti. A Jewish doctor recounts the horrors she saw at Auschwitz. ’ Å

“Tabloid”››› (2010, Documentary) ’ Å

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8 p.m. on KOBI, KMTXWhitney

Whitney and Alex (Whitney Cum-mings, Chris D’Elia) are finally ready to tie the knot, but when they get to city hall, they discover that Whitney’s driver’s license has expired, setting in motion a chain of events that derails their nuptial plans. Whitney’s father (guest star Peter Gallagher) comes to the rescue, but he may not be able to save the day. Dan O’Brien also stars in the season finale, “Something Black, Something Blue.”

8 p.m. on CWOne Tree Hill

Series star Sophia Bush, who plays Brooke, directed this new epi-sode, in which her character tries to come to terms with her father’s betrayal amid preparations for Tree Hill’s Burning Boat Festival. Haley (Bethany Joy Galeotti) gets ready for her emcee gig at the event. Julian (Austin Nichols) tries to revive an old idea. Mouth and Millie (Lee Norris, Lisa Goldstein) make some changes to their show in “Anyone Who Had a Heart.”

9 p.m. on KPICCriminal Minds

The BAU heads to California’s Angeles National Forest when dead bodies start turning up in its moun-tain lakes. Rossi (Joe Mantegna) faces a gut-wrenching decision re-lated to his ex-wife (guest star Isa-bella Hofmann) in “Epilogue.” Zach Filkins of the band OneRepublic also guest stars.

9 p.m. on KOBI, KMTXBent

After he spots Ben (Matt Letscher), the guy Alex (Amanda Peet) is see-ing, with another woman, Pete (Da-vid Walton) is determined to let her know. Walt and Screwsie (Jeffrey Tambor, Margo Harshman) come to Charlie’s (Joey King) aid when she’s targeted by a bully at school in the new episode “HD.”

9 p.m. on CWAmerica’s Next Top Model

This new episode finds the models in Toronto, where they try to score runway gigs for the city’s fashion week — with some having more suc-cess than others. Because they’re in Canada, the photo shoot incorpo-rates foliage and maple syrup. Yes, you read that right. Beverly Johnson is the guest judge.

9:31 p.m. on KEZIHappy Endings

When an annoying childhood friend (guest star Mary Elizabeth Ellis) comes to town, Penny (Casey Wilson) tells a little white lie to avoid seeing her, but soon the whole gang is involved, with Jane (Eliza Coupe) passing as pregnant, Alex (Elisha Cuthbert) faking a change in sex-ual orientation and Dave (Zachary Knighton) pretending to be dying in the new episode “Big White Lies.”

10 p.m. on USAPsych

When a funeral director finds a mistake that Woody the coroner (Kurt Fuller) made on an autopsy, Shawn and Gus (James Roday, Dule Hill) try to save his job and find out how the person died. Glenne Headly, French Stewart and Ivana Milicevic guest star in the new epi-sode “Autopsy

Don’t MissWEDNESDAY EVENING, MARCH 28

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Jeopardy! (N) Å


Survivor: One World (N) ’ Å

Criminal Minds “Epilogue” ’ Å (DVS)

CSI: Crime Scene Investiga-tion Å (DVS)


4.2/This TV KPIC

292 (5:00) “Stir Crazy” Å

“Harsh Times”›› (2005) Christian Bale. A Gulf War veteran incites violence in Los Angeles. Å

“Stir Crazy”››› (1980) Gene Wilder. Two innocent inmates spend their days plotting escape. Å

“Steele Justice”›‡ (1987, Action) Martin Kove, Sela Ward, Ronny Cox.

5/NBCKOBI


The Insider (N) Å

Whitney ’ Å

Are You There

Bent “HD” (N) ’

Bent “A-Game” (N)

Rock Center With Brian Williams (N) ’ Å


8/PBSKSYS

8 PBS NewsHour (N) ’ Å Oregon Art Beat Å

Nature “Giant Lives” The great whales. ’

NOVA Personalized, gene-based medicine. (N)

Quest for the Lost Maya (N) ’ Å


9/ABCKEZI


The Insider (N) Å

The Middle ’ Å

Suburgatory ’ Å

Modern Family ’

(:31) Happy Endings (N)

Missing Becca makes a questionable agreement.



25/MYTVKEVU

11 12 (:00) The 700 Club

Dr. Phil ’ Å The Dr. Oz Show ’ Å Burn Notice “Fearless Leader” Former fl ame.

Burn Notice “Signals and Codes” ’ Å

My Name Is Earl Å


Everybody-Raymond


Amazing Facts

Books of the Book

Victory in Jesus (In Spanish) Mission Stories

Bible Ques-tions

A Sharper Focus John Lomacang.

His Words Are Life

From My Heart

Knowing God

33/FOXKLSR


Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men

American Idol “9 Finalists Compete” The 10 fi nalists perform. (N) ’ Å

Fox News at 10 (N)

(:35) Family Guy Å

(:05) 30 Rock Å

Everybody-Raymond

American Dad Å

46/NBCKTCW


Big Bang Theory

Whitney ’ Å

Are You There

Bent “HD” (N) ’

Bent “A-Game” (N)

Rock Center With Brian Williams (N) ’ Å


51/PBSKOAC

7 Nightly Business

PBS NewsHour (N) ’ Å Nature “Giant Lives” The great whales. ’

NOVA Personalized, gene-based medicine. (N)

Quest for the Lost Maya (N) ’ Å

Conquistadors Aztecs; Mayan pyramids.

PBS News-Hour Å


Storage Wars Å

Storage Wars Å

Storage Wars Å

Storage Wars Å

Dog Bounty Hunter

Dog Bounty Hunter

Duck Dy-nasty (N)

Duck Dy-nasty (N)

(:01) Duck Dynasty

(:31) Duck Dynasty


ABC FAM 40 32 (:00) “Jumanji”››‡ (1995) Robin Williams. “Zathura”››› (2005) Josh Hutcherson, Jonah Bobo. Premiere. The 700 Club Å Prince


CSI: Miami Calleigh fi nds a woman shot to death.

“Die Hard”›››‡ (1988, Action) Bruce Willis, Alan Rickman, Bonnie Bedelia. A New York police-man outwits foreign thugs in an L.A. high-rise. Å

“Die Hard With a Vengeance”››› (1995) Bruce Willis, Jeremy Irons. Å

ANPL 49 47 Monsters Hillbilly Handfi shin’ ’ River Monsters River Monsters: Unhooked “Killer Catfi sh” ’ Å River Monsters Monsters BRAVO 62 46 Million Million Dollar Listing Interior Therapy Interior Therapy Million Dollar Listing Happens Interior Therapy CNBC 65 Greed American Greed Mad Money American Greed American Greed Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. CNN 35 35 Piers Anderson Cooper 360 Erin Burnett OutFront Piers Morgan Tonight Anderson Cooper 360 Erin Burnett OutFront Piers COM 64 98 Colbert Rep 30 Rock ’ 30 Rock ’ Chappelle’s Chappelle’s South Park South Park South Park Ugly Amer Daily Show Colbert Rep South Park CW 12 14 King Seinfeld ’ Seinfeld ’ One Tree Hill (N) Å America’s Next Model Cops Å ’Til Death ’Til Death ’70s Show ’70s Show

DISC 34 30(:00) Sons of Guns ’

Sons of Guns “Sniper Rifl e Silencer” ’ Å

Sons of Guns Repairing a Japanese Auto Cannon.

Sons of Guns “Jesse James Gun” (N) Å

Sons of Guns ’ Å Sons of Guns “Jesse James Gun” ’ Å

Sons of Guns Å


Austin & Ally Å

Shake It Up! Å

So Random! ’ Å

“Hannah Montana: The Movie”››‡ (2009, Musical) Miley Cyrus, Billy Ray Cyrus. ’ Å


Austin & Ally Å

Shake It Up! Å

Wizards-Place

E! 57 25 Hollywood E! News (N) Khloe Khloe Khloe Khloe The Soup Khloe Chelsea Lat E! News

ESPN 28 31High School Basketball McDonald’s All-American Game. From Chicago. (N) (Live)

SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å NBA Basket-ball

ESPN2 27 49 ATP Tennis SportCtr NFL Live (N) Å NBA NASCAR NFL Live Å Slam/Stomp SportCtr FNC 32 27 Hannity (N) Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor Hannity Greta Van Susteren The Five Red Eye (N) FOOD 72 50 Diners Worst Cooks in America Restaurant: Impossible Restaurant: Impossible Restaurant Stakeout (N) Restaurant: Impossible Restaurant FX 31 45 Two Men Two Men Two Men “The Waterboy”›‡ (1998) Adam Sandler. “The Waterboy”›‡ (1998) Adam Sandler. Archer

FXM 44 (5:00) “15 Minutes”››‡ (2001) Å

“15 Minutes”››‡ (2001, Suspense) Robert De Niro, Edward Burns. Two killers seek notoriety by videotaping their crimes. Å

“Freedomland”›› (2006, Crime Drama) Samuel L. Jackson, Julianne Moore, Edie Falco. Å

(12:13) FXM Presents

HGTV 50 43 Property Hunters Int’l House Property Brothers Å Income Kitchen House Hunters Int’l Property Brothers Å Income HIST 41 34 Tech It Max Modern History Restoration Restoration Larry the Cable Guy Restoration Restoration Hardcore History Å Restoration HLMRK 87 Little House Little House on Prairie Little House on Prairie Little House on Prairie Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Gold Girls ION 15 20 Whisperer Cold Case “The Letter” Cold Case ’ Å Cold Case ’ Å Criminal Minds ’ Å Criminal Minds ’ Å Without LIFE 23 29 Wife Swap Wife Swap ’ Å Wife Swap ’ Å Wife Swap ’ Å Wife Swap ’ Å Wife Swap ’ Å Wife Swap MSNBC 54 44 R. Maddow The Last Word The Ed Show Rachel Maddow Show The Last Word Hardball Chris Matthews Ed Show MTV 26 17 Challenge The Challenge: Battle The Challenge: Battle The Challenge: Battle The Challenge: Battle The Challenge: Battle Challenge NAT GEO 73 Weed American Weed (N) Drugs, Inc. “Crack” American Weed American Weed Border Wars Critical Sit NICK 71 39 Victorious Anubis SpongeBob My Wife My Wife George George ’70s Show ’70s Show Friends ’ Friends ’ Friends ’ OXY 61 (:00) “Enough”›› (2002) Å Bad Girls Club Bad Girls Club Special Brooklyn 11223 “Enough”›› (2002) Jennifer Lopez.

ROOT 38 99UEFA Champions League Soccer

MLB Baseball Seattle Mariners vs. Oakland Athletics. From the Tokyo Dome in Tokyo. (Subject to Blackout)

Mariners All Access

The Dan Patrick Show World Poker Tour

SPEED 58 53 Warriors Stuntbust. Stuntbust. NASCAR Race Hub Dumbest Dumbest Car Warriors “Mustang” Stuntbust. Stuntbust. Pimp, Ride SPIKE 69 38 Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Am Digger Am Digger Repo Repo Auction SYFY 43 40 Ghost Hunt Ghost Hunters ’ Å Ghost Hunters ’ Å Ghost Hunters Inter. Monster Man (N) Ghost Hunters Inter. Monster


Seinfeld ’ Å Seinfeld ’ Å Family Guy ’ Å

Family Guy ’ Å

Family Guy ’ Å

Family Guy ’ Å

Big Bang Theory

Big Bang Theory

Conan (N) The Offi ce ’ Å

TCM 51 26(5:00) “Gypsy”››› (1962) Rosalind Russell.

“The Cincinnati Kid”››› (1965, Drama) Steve McQueen, Edward G. Robinson. Å (DVS)

“I Confess”››› (1953, Drama) Montgomery Clift, Anne Baxter, Karl Malden. Å

“Take the High Ground”››› (1953)

TLC 42 41 E.R. 19 Kids and Counting ’ To Niecy To Niecy Untold Stories of the ER Obsession Obsession Untold Stories of the ER Obsession TNT 36 42 Law Law & Order “Sundown” Law & Order ’ Law & Order ’ Law & Order “Seer” ’ CSI: NY “YoungBlood” CSI: NY ’ TOON 63 33 Gumball Adventure Johnny T NinjaGo Level Up King of Hill King of Hill Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Family Guy Family Guy Chicken TRVL 59 48 Man, Food Man, Food Man, Food Man, Food Man, Food Amazing Amazing Man, Food Man, Food Food Truck Paradise Amazing TVLND 53 28 M*A*S*H M*A*S*H M*A*S*H Home Imp. Home Imp. Raymond Raymond Cleveland Divorced King King King

USA 45 15(:00) NCIS ’ Å

NCIS: Los Angeles “Predator” ’ Å

NCIS Gibbs interrogates an accused murderer. ’

NCIS NCIS investigates a mes-sage in blood. ’

Psych “Autopsy Turvy” A body’s cause of death.

Fairly Legal Justin asks Kate to negotiate. Å

NCIS “Left for Dead”

VS. 47 422 Hockey NHL Hockey San Jose Sharks at Anaheim Ducks. (Live) NHL Live NBC Sports Talk (N) NHL 36 NHL Live Paid Prog. WE 185 120 (5:00) “Beauty Shop” “Beauty Shop”››‡ (2005, Comedy) Queen Latifah. Å Ghost Whisperer Å Sinbad It’s Just Family Sinbad WGN-A 14 Videos WGN News at Nine (N) 30 Rock ’ Scrubs ’ Scrubs ’ ’Til Death ’Til Death Sunny Sunny Futurama Futurama

ENC 642 710(:20) “Spawn”››‡ (1997) John Leguizamo, Michael Jai White. ’ Å

“Final Destination 2”››‡ (2003, Horror) Ali Larter, A.J. Cook. ’ Å

(:35) “Godzilla”›› (1998) Matthew Broderick. Nuclear testing in the South Pacifi c produces a giant mutated lizard. ’ Å

“The Social Network”

HBO 500 600(:15) “Men in Black”››› (1997) Tommy Lee Jones, Will Smith. ’ Å

“Game Change”››› (2012, Docudrama) Julianne Moore, Woody Harrelson, Ed Harris. ’ Å


(:10) Real Time With Bill Maher ’ Å


SHO 600 660(:00) “The Messenger”››› (2009) Ben Foster, Woody Harrelson. ’ Å

Fierce Funny Women Com-ics perform. Å


House of Lies (iTV)


Inside Com-edy (iTV) ’

Paul Mooney: The Godfa-ther of Comedy Å

TMC 620 690(5:30) “Tab-loid”›››

“The Bone Snatcher”›‡ (2003, Horror) Scott Bairstow. ’ Å

“Scary Movie 2”›‡ (2001, Comedy) Shawn Wayans, Marlon Wayans. ’

“The Mechanic”›› (2011, Action) Jason Statham, Ben Foster. ’ Å

(:35) “Botched” (2007) Stephen Dorff. ’ Å

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THURSDAY AFTERNOON, MARCH 29

12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 6:00

4,13/CBSKPIC

4 8 News Å The Bold and the Beautiful



News (N) Å

4.2/This TV KPIC

292 (11:00) “Mixed Company”››‡ (1974, Comedy)

“The End”››‡ (1978) Burt Reynolds, Dom DeLuise. A dying man searches for a trouble-free way to end life. Å

“The Curse of Inferno”›‡ (1996, Comedy) Pauly Shore. A dimwitted robber decides to return the money he stole. Å

“Curse of the Pink Panther”›› (1983, Comedy) Ted Wass, David Niven. Å

5/NBCKOBI

5 5 The Dr. Oz Show ’ Å Days of our Lives (N) ’ Å Law & Order: Criminal Intent “Players” ’ Å

The Doctors (N) Å The Dr. Oz Show ’ Å News (N) NBC Nightly News (N) ’

News (N)

8/PBSKSYS


Barney & Friends



Bob the Builder ’


WordWorld Å (DVS)


Arthur Model city for school.

WordGirl Å (DVS)




9/ABCKEZI


Judge Joe Brown Å

Judge Judy ’ Å

Judge Judy ’ Å



25/MYTVKEVU

11 12 The People’s Court (N) Å Divorce Court ’ Å

Judge Alex ’ Å

Law & Order: Criminal Intent A serial killer resurfaces. ’

Law & Order: Criminal Intent “Players” ’ Å


Anderson ’ Å The 700 Club Å


Journeys ’n Journals

3ABN Today Tiny Tots for Jesus

Kids Time Kids Time Praise

Engage The Carter Report Central Study Hour

33/FOXKLSR



Friends ’ Å Frasier “My Fair Frasier”


30 Rock ’ Å Friends ’ Å Scrubs “My Quarantine”

The Offi ce ’ Å Family Guy ’ Å


46/NBCKTCW

6 The Nate Berkus Show ’ Å Days of our Lives (N) ’ Å Swift Justice: Jackie Glass


The Doctors (N) Å The Ellen DeGeneres Show ’ Å KMTR News-Source at 5pm


51/PBSKOAC

7 Simply Painting Europe

Taste This! ’ Å Charlie Rose (N) ’ Å Barney & Friends



Arthur Model city for school.

WordGirl Å (DVS)




J. Bird’s Blue World

A&E 24 23CSI: Miami “Bloodline” Casino own-ers are suspected. Å

Criminal Minds A dead killer is linked to new murders. Å

Criminal Minds Deaths with religious overtones. ’ Å

The First 48 A body is found in a Kansas City street. Å

The First 48 A young woman is shot to death. Å

The First 48 Rookie detective’s fi rst double murder.

The First 48 Å

ABC FAM 40 32 Still Standing Still Standing Simple Rules Simple Rules Grounded Life Grounded Life ’70s Show ’70s Show “Serendipity”››‡ (2001) John Cusack, Kate Beckinsale. Miss Cong

AMC 68 24(11:00) “Die Hard”›››‡ (1988) Bruce Willis. A New York policeman outwits foreign thugs in an L.A. high-rise. Å

“Die Hard With a Vengeance”››› (1995, Action) Bruce Willis, Jeremy Irons, Samuel L. Jackson. A New York cop must stop a mad bomber’s game of revenge. Å

CSI: Miami “Grand Prix” A gas man dies during a race.

CSI: Miami “Big Brother”

ANPL 49 47 Miami Animal Police ’ Å Miami Animal Police ’ Å Miami Animal Police ’ Å American Stuffers ’ Å American Stuffers ’ Å American Stuffers ’ Å Stuffers BRAVO 62 46 Salon Tabatha’s Salon Takeover Tabatha’s Salon Takeover Tabatha’s Salon Takeover Tabatha Takes Over Tabatha Takes Over Shahs of Sunset CNBC 65 Closing Bell (N) ’ Å Closing Bell-Bartiromo Fast Money (N) Mad Money (N) The Kudlow Report (N) Marijuana USA Fat & Fatter CNN 35 35 CNN Newsroom (N) The Situation Room With Wolf Blitzer (N) John King, USA (N) Erin Burnett OutFront (N) Anderson Cooper 360 (N) Piers Morgan COM 64 98 (11:45) “Major League II”›‡ (1994) Charlie Sheen. Å Scrubs Å Scrubs Å Crnk Yankers (:24) Futurama Futurama ’ (:28) Tosh.0 Always Sunny South Park Daily Show CW 12 14 TBA TBA TBA TBA Roseanne ’ Roseanne ’ Lifechangers Lifechangers The Steve Wilkos Show Å Meet, Browns Meet, Browns King

DISC 34 30Dirty Jobs ’ Å American Chopper ’ Å Chasing Classic Cars ’ Å American Chopper ’ Å American Chopper ’ Å MythBusters ’ Å Cash Cab ’ Å


Jungle Junction ’ Å









Shake It Up! “Hook It Up”

Shake It Up! ’ Å

Shake It Up! “Camp It Up”

E! 57 25 E! News The Soup Sex & the City Sex & the City Sex & the City Sex & the City Sex & the City Sex & the City Khloe Khloe Khloe Khloe

ESPN 28 31MLB Preseason Baseball: Rays at Phillies



SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å College Basketball NIT Tournament, Final: Teams TBA. From Madison Square Garden in New York. (N) (Live) Å

College Bas-ketball

ESPN2 27 49 ATP Tennis SportsNation (N) Å NFL32 (N) (Live) Å ATP Tennis Sony Ericsson Open, Men’s Quarterfi nal. (N) (Live) Gymnastics FNC 32 27 Studio B With Shepard Smith Your World With Neil Cavuto The Five (N) Special Report FOX Report/Shepard Smith The O’Reilly Factor (N) Å Hannity (N) FOOD 72 50 Home Cooking Contessa Sandra Lee Dollar Dinners Secrets Minute Meals Giada-Home Giada-Home Contessa Contessa Home Cooking Home Cooking Chopped FX 31 45 “X-Files: I Want to Believe” “District 9”›››‡ (2009, Science Fiction) Sharlto Copley, Jason Cope. “There’s Something About Mary”››‡ (1998) Cameron Diaz, Matt Dillon. How I Met

FXM 44 “The 13th Warrior”›› (1999, Adventure) Antonio Banderas. Unknown foes devour the fl esh of their Viking victims. Å

“Dark City”››‡ (1998) Rufus Sewell, Kiefer Sutherland. A genius awakes with no memory in a dark, futuristic world. Å

“The Astronaut’s Wife”›› (1999) Johnny Depp. A woman’s husband acts strangely after a space accident. Å

“The Astro-naut’s Wife”

HGTV 50 43 House Hunters Int’l Novogratz High Low Proj. Bang, Buck Bang, Buck Bang, Buck Bang, Buck Bang, Buck Bang, Buck Bang, Buck Bang, Buck Bang, Buck HIST 41 34 Tech It to the Max Modern History Time Machine Å Everyday History Everyday History Tech It to Max HLMRK 87 Emeril’s Table Petkeeping The Martha Stewart Show The Martha Stewart Show The Waltons Å The Waltons Å The Waltons Å Little House ION 15 20 Nopalea with Paid Program George Lopez George Lopez “Best in Show”›››‡ (2000) Michael Hitchcock. ’ Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisp. LIFE 23 29 Old Christine Old Christine Grey’s Anatomy ’ Å Grey’s Anatomy ’ Å Grey’s Anatomy “Invasion” How I Met Reba Å Reba Å Reba Å Wife Swap ’ MSNBC 54 44 Martin Bashir (N) The Dylan Ratigan Show (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews PoliticsNation (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews The Ed Show (N) R. Maddow MTV 26 17 Jersey Shore ’ Å Jersey Shore ’ Å Jersey Shore ’ Å Jersey Shore ’ Å Jersey Shore ’ Å Jersey Shore ’ Å Jersey Shore NAT GEO 73 Warrior Graveyard Behind the Lost Ark Finding the Lost da Vinci Omens of the Apocalypse Border Wars “Dead of Night” The Decrypters When Aliens NICK 71 39 Mike-Knight Team Umiz. Dora Explorer Dora Explorer SpongeBob Odd Parents The Penguins T.U.F.F. Puppy Supah Ninjas Big Time Rush Kung Fu SpongeBob iCarly Å OXY 61 Roseanne ’ Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne ’ Roseanne ’ Roseanne ’ Brooklyn 11223 To Be Announced Charlies

ROOT 38 99Paid Program The Joy of

FishingHawg Quest Paid Program The Dan Patrick Show (N) Women’s College Gymnastics Pac-12 Championship.

From Salt Lake City. (Taped)Paid Program Paid Program Volvo Ocean

RaceTournament Show

SPEED 58 53 Monster Jam On the Edge Chop-Rebuild Hot Rod TV Gearz NASCAR Race Hub (N) Pass Time Pass Time Dangerous Drives Wrecked SPIKE 69 38 CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n Jail ’ Å Jail ’ Å Jail ’ Å Jail ’ Å Jail ’ Å Jail ’ Å Jail ’ Å SYFY 43 40 Merlin “Lamia” ’ Å Merlin “Lancelot Du Lac” ’ Merlin ’ Å Merlin “The Hunter’s Heart” Merlin ’ (Part 1 of 2) Å “Alexander”›› (2004) Colin Farrell. Å

TBS 33 10Yes, Dear “Tree Hugger”

Yes, Dear ’ Å American Dad “Surro-Gate”

My Name Is Earl “Y2K” ’

Everybody-Raymond

Everybody-Raymond

Everybody-Raymond

Everybody-Raymond


TCM 51 26(11:45) “The Prodigal”››‡ (1955, Historical Drama) Lana Turner, Edmund Purdom.

(:45) “The King’s Thief”››› (1955, Adventure) Ann Blyth, Edmund Purdom. Å

(:15) “The Man Who Laughs”› (1966) Jean Sorel, Lisa Gastoni. A young man tangles with the infamous Borgia family.

“Scott of the Antarctic”›››‡ (1948, Historical Drama) John Mills, Derek Bond.

TLC 42 41 What Not to Wear “Kandiss” A Baby Story A Baby Story Rm-Multiples Baby’s First 48 Hours: Hard Evidence ’ 48 Hours: Hard Evidence ’ 48 Hours: Hard Evidence Hard Evidence TNT 36 42 Las Vegas ’ Å Las Vegas ’ Å Leverage A school-bus driver. The Closer “Split Ends” NBA Tip-Off Å NBA Basketball: Mavericks at Heat TOON 63 33 Looney Tunes ’ Tom & Jerry Tom and Jerry Looney Tunes Looney Tunes Ed, Edd, Eddy Ed, Edd, Eddy Johnny Test Level Up Regular Show MAD TRVL 59 48 A Cook’s Tour A Cook’s Tour Bourdain: No Reservations Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Man v. Food Man v. Food Tastiest Tastiest Bourdain: No Reservations Man v. Food TVLND 53 28 M*A*S*H M*A*S*H Gunsmoke “The Well” Å Gunsmoke “Stage Stop” Bonanza Å Bonanza “Second Chance” Bonanza Å (:13) M*A*S*H

USA 45 15Burn Notice Michael’s neighbor needs his help. Å

Burn Notice “Enemies Closer” Sensi-tive fl ight information.

Burn Notice A robbery at a fashion house. Å

Burn Notice “Good Intentions” A paranoid kidnapper. Å

Burn Notice A terrorist plans to detonate a bomb. Å

Burn Notice Fiona and Sam protect a lawyer. Å

NCIS “Bete Noir” Å

VS. 47 422 FLW Outdoors Motorsports Hour IndyCar Racing NBC Sports Talk (N) (Live) Tred Barta Hunt/Big Fish City Fishing Ultimate Fish Charlie Moore WE 185 120 Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Charmed “Love Hurts” Å Charmed ’ Å Braxton Family Values Braxton Family Values Braxton Family Values Braxton WGN-A 14 Walker, Texas Ranger Å Walker, Texas Ranger Å Old Christine Old Christine 30 Rock ’ 30 Rock ’ Amer. Funniest Home Videos How I Met How I Met How I Met

ENC 642 710“Conspiracy Theory”››

“The Social Network”›››‡ (2010) Jesse Eisenberg. Legal and personal complications follow Facebook’s founding. ’

(:35) “Teen Wolf”›› (1985, Comedy) Michael J. Fox, James Hampton. Å

(:10) “The Last Song”›› (2010) Miley Cyrus, Greg Kinnear. A man tries to reconnect with his estranged daughter. Å

“Courage Under Fire” ’

HBO 500 600(10:30) “The Rite”›› ’

REAL Sports With Bryant Gumbel ’ Å

“Love Don’t Cost a Thing”›› (2003) Nick Cannon, Christina Milian. ’ Å

American Reunion

Gloria: In Her Own Words ’ Å “Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief”›› (2010) Logan Lerman, Brandon T. Jackson. ’ Å

SHO 600 660(11:00) “Ad-opted” ’

“Crazy” (2008, Biography) Waylon Payne, Ali Larter. Guitarist Hank Garland becomes a musical star in the 1950s. ’ Å

“Circle” (2010, Horror) Gail O’Grady, Silas Weir Mitchell, America Olivo. ’ Å

“The Consultants” (2009, Comedy) Paul Hughes, Robin Campbell. ’ Å

“Nine”››‡ (2009, Musical) Daniel Day-Lewis. ’ Å

TMC 620 690(11:05) “Prairie Fever”›

“Within These Walls” (2001, Drama) Ellen Burstyn, Laura Dern. ’ Å

“Unzipped”›››‡ (1995, Documen-tary) ’ Å

(:15) “The Con Artist” (2010, Comedy) Rossif Suther-land, Greg Germann. ’ Å

(:45) “Harvest” (2010, Drama) Robert Loggia, Barbara Barrie. Premiere. A patriarch gathers his family together. ’ Å

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7 p.m. on WEMary Mary

Erica and Tina Campbell — better known as the three-time Grammy Award-winning gospel duo Mary Mary — are busy career women touring the country, promoting their album “Something Big,” and walking red carpets at Hollywood events. Join these famous sisters and work-ing moms as they balance hectic careers with growing families in this inspiring new docu-series.

8 p.m. on KEZIMissing

Becca’s (Ashley Judd) search for Michael (Nick Eversman) is com-plicated by the arrival of her best friend, Mary (Aunjanue Ellis, “The Help”), as Michael tries to find his own answers about his kidnapping. Cliff Curtis and Adriano Giannini also star in the new episode “Ice Queen,” set in Portofino, Italy.

8 p.m. on CWThe Vampire Diaries

Damon and Stefan (Ian Somer-halder, Paul Wesley) bring Elena, Caroline and Matt (Nina Dobrev, Candice Accola, Zach Roerig) in on their latest plan to take down Klaus (Joseph Morgan). Bonnie (Kat Gra-ham) is forced to work on a spell for Klaus after he threatens someone she loves. Stefan’s turmoil brings him into a dangerous confrontation with Klaus and a heartbreaking one with Elena in the new episode “The Murder of One.”

9 p.m. on KPICPerson of Interest

Finch and Reese (Michael Emer-son, Jim Caviezel) have their work cut out for them when the Machine hands them a strange case: a per-son who is apparently leading two lives but hasn’t left a digital footprint in either one. Brett Cullen (“The Gates”) and Rhys Coiro (“A Gifted Man”) guest star in the new episode “Identity Crisis.”

10 p.m. on KPICThe Mentalist

The murder of a casino employee draws Jane (Simon Baker) and his colleagues into the desert, where he runs into a magician with whom he toured in his mentalist days and discovers the man has a shocking secret. Andrew Rothenberg (“The Walking Dead”) guest stars in the new episode “Pink Champagne on Ice”; Robin Tunney, Tim Kang and Owain Yeoman also star.

10 p.m. on KOBI, KMTXAwake

An FBI agent (Megan Dodds) questions Britten’s (Jason Isaacs) methods in tracking down a pre-sumed-dead serial killer. Hannah (Laura Allen) considers moving to Oregon and going back to school, while Lee and Evans (B.D. Wong, Cherry Jones) think a move out of Los Angeles might do Britten good as well. Laura Innes (“ER”) guest stars in the new episode “Oregon.”

10:30 p.m. on MTVThe Pauly D Project

Paul “Pauly D” DelVecchio of “Jer-sey Shore” stars in his own spi-noff series, following his career as an aspiring DJ. Throughout the 12 episodes, viewers will follow Pauly D, road manager Michael “Biggie” Morgan and bodyguard “Big Jerry” as they travel to gigs across the country.

Don’t MissTHURSDAY EVENING, MARCH 29

6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00

4,13/CBSKPIC


Jeopardy! (N) Å


Big Bang Theory

Engagement Person of Interest “Identity Crisis” (N) ’ Å

The Mentalist “Pink Cham-pagne on Ice” (N)


4.2/This TV KPIC

292 “Curse-Pan-ther”

“Son of the Pink Panther”›› (1993, Comedy) Roberto Benigni, Herbert Lom. Å

“Curse of the Pink Panther”›› (1983) Ted Wass. World’s worst detective seeks Inspector Clouseau.

“Trail of the Pink Panther”›‡ (1982) Peter Sellers, David Niven. Å

5/NBCKOBI


The Insider (N) Å

Community (N) Å

30 Rock ’ Å The Offi ce ’ Å

Up All Night (N) Å

Awake Detective Britten becomes a suspect. (N)


8/PBSKSYS

8 PBS NewsHour (N) ’ Å Second Opinion ’

The This Old House Hour ’ Å

Lark Rise to Candleford ’ Å

California’s Green

Vine Talk ’ Å


9/ABCKEZI


The Insider (N) Å

Missing Becca receives a surprise visitor. (N) Å

Grey’s Anatomy Celebrating Valentine’s Day. ’

(:02) Private Practice “You Break My Heart”



25/MYTVKEVU

11 12 (:00) The 700 Club

Dr. Phil ’ Å The Dr. Oz Show ’ Å Without a Trace Disappear-ance during a party.

Without a Trace “Prodigy” ’ Å

My Name Is Earl Å


Everybody-Raymond

30/IND 21 Central Study Hour

It Is Written Mission Stories

Agents of Satan Gospel Outreach

Better Life Today

Sign of the Times

Time Out 3ABN Today Live 3ABN Today Live

33/FOXKLSR


Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men

American Idol The contestants face elimination.

Touch “Safety in Numbers” (N) ’ Å

Fox News at 10 (N)

(:35) Family Guy Å

(:05) 30 Rock Å

Everybody-Raymond

American Dad Å

46/NBCKTCW


Big Bang Theory

Community (N) Å

30 Rock ’ Å The Offi ce ’ Å

Up All Night (N) Å

Awake Detective Britten becomes a suspect. (N)


51/PBSKOAC

7 Nightly Business

PBS NewsHour (N) ’ Å Oregon Art Beat Å

Oregon Field Guide

Doc Martin “Born With a Shotgun” ’ Å

The Adventures of Sher-lock Holmes ’ Å

Independent Lens Å (DVS) PBS News-Hour Å

A&E 24 23(:00) The First 48

The First 48 “Mother and Child” Å

The First 48 A drug deal turns deadly. Å

The First 48 “Tiny Dancers; Right Hand Man”

The First 48: Missing Persons (N) Å

(:01) The First 48: Missing Persons Å

(12:01) The First 48

ABC FAM 40 32 (:00) “Miss Congeniality”›› (2000) Michael Caine “Pretty Woman”››› (1990) Richard Gere, Julia Roberts. The 700 Club Å Prince


CSI: Miami “Bait” ’ Å “Swordfi sh”››‡ (2001) John Travolta. An ex-con computer hacker is pulled into a high-tech heist. Å

“WarGames”››› (1983) Matthew Broderick, Dabney Coleman. A teenage computer whiz nearly begins World War III. Å

ANPL 49 47 Stuffers American Stuffers Å American Stuffers (N) ’ American Stuffers (N) ’ American Stuffers (N) ’ American Stuffers ’ Stuffers BRAVO 62 46 Shahs of Sunset Shahs of Sunset Housewives/Atl. Housewives/Atl. Housewives Happens Tabatha Takes Over CNBC 65 Fat & Fatter Apocalypse 2012 Mad Money Fat & Fatter Apocalypse 2012 Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. CNN 35 35 Piers Anderson Cooper 360 Erin Burnett OutFront Piers Morgan Tonight Anderson Cooper 360 Erin Burnett OutFront Piers COM 64 98 Colbert Rep 30 Rock ’ 30 Rock ’ Futurama Futurama Futurama Futurama South Park Tosh.0 Daily Show Colbert Rep Tosh.0 CW 12 14 King Seinfeld ’ Seinfeld ’ The Vampire Diaries (N) The Secret Circle (N) ’ Cops Å ’Til Death ’Til Death ’70s Show ’70s Show

DISC 34 30Cash Cab ’ Å

Dual Survivor ’ Å Dual Survivor ’ Å Dual Survivor ’ Å Dual Survivor ’ Å Dual Survivor ’ Å Dual Survi-vor Å


Austin & Ally Å

Shake It Up! Å

A.N.T. Farm ’ Å

“Lemonade Mouth” (2011) Bridgit Mendler. Five high-school students form a music group. ’ Å


Austin & Ally Å

Shake It Up! Å

Wizards-Place

E! 57 25 Khloe E! News (N) The Soup Ice-Coco “The Hot Chick”› (2002, Comedy) Rob Schneider. Chelsea Lat E! News

ESPN 28 31(:00) College Basketball State Farm Slam Dunk & 3-Point Championship.

SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter

ESPN2 27 49 College Gymnastics NFL Live (N) Å MMA Live Dunks of the Year Å College Basketball Nation FNC 32 27 Hannity (N) Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor Hannity Greta Van Susteren The Five Red Eye (N) FOOD 72 50 Chopped Chopped Chopped “Chard & True” Chopped Sweet Genius (N) Sweet Genius Chopped FX 31 45 How I Met How I Met How I Met Two Men Two Men Two Men Two Men “What Happens in Vegas”›‡ (2008) Vegas

FXM 44 (:00) “The Astronaut’s Wife”›› (1999) Johnny Depp, Joe Morton. Å

“Dark City”››‡ (1998) Rufus Sewell. A genius awakes with no memory in a dark, futuristic world.

“The 13th Warrior”›› (1999, Adventure) Antonio Banderas, Diane Venora, Dennis Storhoi. Å

“Capone” (1975) Å

HGTV 50 43 Bang, Buck Hunters Int’l House Selling NY Selling NY Selling LA Selling NY House Hunters Int’l House Hunters Int’l Selling LA HIST 41 34 Tech It Max Modern History Swamp People Swamp People (N) Mudcats (N) Hardcore History Å Swamp HLMRK 87 Little House Little House on Prairie Little House on Prairie Little House on Prairie Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier Frasier Gold Girls ION 15 20 Whisperer Cold Case “Volunteers” Cold Case ’ Å Cold Case “Resolutions” Criminal Minds ’ Å Criminal Minds ’ Å Criminal LIFE 23 29 Wife Swap Wife Swap ’ Å “The Bodyguard”››‡ (1992, Drama) Kevin Costner, Whitney Houston. Å Wife Swap ’ Å Bodyguard MSNBC 54 44 R. Maddow The Last Word The Ed Show Rachel Maddow Show The Last Word Hardball Chris Matthews Ed Show MTV 26 17 Jersey Jersey Shore ’ Å Jersey Shore ’ Å Jersey Shore ’ Å Punk’d ’ Pauly D Pants Punk’d ’ Pauly D NAT GEO 73 (:00) When Aliens Attack The Decrypters When Aliens Attack Border Wars Casino NICK 71 39 Victorious Anubis SpongeBob My Wife My Wife George George ’70s Show ’70s Show Friends ’ Friends ’ Friends ’ OXY 61 (:00) “Charlie’s Angels”››› (2000) Brooklyn 11223 Best Ink Law Order: CI Law Order: CI Law CI

ROOT 38 99Tournament Show

Mariners All Access

MLB Baseball Seattle Mariners vs. Oakland Athletics. From the Tokyo Dome in Tokyo. (Subject to Blackout)

Mariners All Access

The Dan Patrick Show College Gymnastics

SPEED 58 53 Wrecked Trucker Trucker NASCAR Race Hub Dangerous Drives Wrecked Wrecked Trucker Trucker Pimp, Ride SPIKE 69 38 Jail Å Jail Å Jail Å Jail Å Jail Å iMPACT Wrestling (N) ’ Å MMA Repo Repo SYFY 43 40 (5:00) “Alexander”›› (2004) Å “Troy”››› (2004) Brad Pitt. Achilles leads Greek forces in the Trojan War. “Cyclops”›› (2008) Eric Roberts.


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FRAZIER MOOREAP Television Writer

NEW YORK —“Touch” hero JakeBohm is obsessed with

numbers, and in a voiceoveron this week’s premiereepisode, the otherwise mute11-year-old numerologistshares an interesting statistic:“Today the average personwill say 2,250 words to 7.4other individuals.”

An average person, sure.But not Kiefer Sutherland inrecent weeks.

Sutherland (who playsJake’s devoted father, Martin)has lately been a chatterbox,talking up his show all overthe world.

“I’m like the brainy studentwho blows the curve for therest of the class,” he sayswith a laugh. In sum: “I’vemet a lot of folks.”

It’s Monday, the morningafter a “Touch” world-pre-miere screening in Manhat-tan, which came on thewinged heels of a global blitzthat took Sutherland to Lon-don, Berlin, Madrid andMoscow. In a couple ofhours, he’ll be back on aplane returning to L.A.,where, with the publicitycampaign now just aboutover, he’ll resume shooting“Touch” full-time.

But right now, he’s got afew more words to voiceabout the show.

For instance, how the uni-versal focus of “Touch” (cre-ated by Tim Kring, architectof the likewise far-flungseries “Heroes”) is reflectedin its launch strategy: It’s pre-miering in synch with theU.S. market in more than 100other countries. Convening aglobal TV audience that wayis unprecedented for a weeklydrama series.

“If ‘Touch’ can be the con-duit for a conversationbetween 150 million peopleworldwide on a website —talking about things they havein common, as opposed to

their differences — thatwould be amazing,” musesSutherland.

But as “Touch” has gottenunder way, it has touched onSutherland’s memories of hisfirst season doing “24,” theaction-intrigue show wherehe played intrepid counter-terrorist Jack Bauer for eightseasons starting in 2001.

“I’d forgotten what it waslike to build the framework ofa new show,” he says. “It’sthe most exciting part ofdoing a show, but it’s also themost difficult. The pilot scriptfor ‘Touch’ was beautiful, butif it isn’t fully realized as aseries, I’ll feel culpable. Sothere’s a kind of panic I hadforgotten about since westarted ‘24.”’

The biggest challenge, saysSutherland, is crafting the on-screen relationship betweenwidowed father Martin andhis son.

No wonder. Jake is an emo-tionally challenged child whonever speaks and recoils fromany physical contact, evenwith his dad. Yet, in his seem-ingly isolated state, Jake isable to discern mathematicalrelationships between diver-gent people around the world(a “giant mosaic of patternsand ratios... hidden in plainsight,” as he puts it) that help

bring those people together inbeneficial ways.

It falls to Martin to puzzleout Jake’s numerical cues andthen follow through with thenecessary legwork. Mean-while, he struggles to forge ahuman connection with hisson.

“You have to make thisrelationship relatable to view-ers,” says Sutherland. “WhenI read the script, I identifiedwith it hugely: There was atime with my daughterbetween her 12th and 13thbirthdays when, literally, therewasn’t a question I asked herthat she didn’t answer with asingle word. I think all par-ents have communicationsissues with their children.

“But on our show, it’s a par-enting experience to thepower of 10. Which meansthat dramatizing it calls forconstant maintenance, makingsure that it feels real in thecontext of this very fantasticalidea the show trades on. It’sthe thing I focus on the most.”

Of course, there’s an associ-ated challenge for Sutherland.At age 45, he’s a veteran actorwith a hit TV series anddozens of film roles to hiscredit. But now he must sharescenes with a child who hasno lines to volley back to him,and who displays little physi-

cal response to anything.“That was the thing I feared

the most,” admits Sutherland.“But it’s now the thing I lookforward to the most.”

He showers praise on DavidMazouz, the remarkableyoung actor who plays Jakewith penetrating restraint.

“In our scenes, he has to beso disconnected from me —doesn’t speak, can’t betouched, doesn’t look at me.But I feel something that radi-ates off of him. I just do.

“I’m not a Method actor,”he goes on. “I believe inabsolute objectivity when I’mworking and I’m very con-scious of everything I’mdoing. But there are timeswith David where things getvery cloudy and I feel thingsfrom my own life, and itmakes me gasp. There’s amoment in the ninth episodewhere he actually does lookdirectly into my eyes. A chillcame over me.

“These have been the onlytimes for me as an actorwhere the reality of my ownlife has intruded on what I’mtrying to do with a character.It was certainly very powerfulfor me, and complicated aswell, and I’m so grateful tohim.”

“Touch” has a child-is-father-to-the-man theme thatissues from a child with a spe-cial gift for recognizing thatlife across the planet is preor-dained by mathematical prob-ability.

It’s a cosmic view that Mar-tin Bohm, led by his son, isstruggling to fathom andembrace.

But what about the actorwho plays him?

“I don’t really go for that,”says Sutherland with a laugh.“I’m far more cynical thanTim Kring. But I think he’sreally struck a balance.

“When I read his pilotscript, I found it uniquelyhopeful. I believe that we areabsolutely in charge of ourown lives and responsible forwhat we do. But what I takefrom the show is that, if youbecome aware — just a LIT-TLE more aware — thateverything you do mightaffect someone else ... well,that might be a good thing.”

Sutherland brings a common ‘Touch’


David Mazouz portrays Jake Bohm, left, and KieferSutherland portrays his father, Martin Bohm, in a scene fromthe Fox series, ‘Touch,’ premiering tonight at 9.

After a decade of actionon ‘24,’ Sutherland

takes on a different rolein a new Fox series

LOS ANGELES (AP) —Aziz Ansari is bringing hisnew standup special straight tohis fans. The “Parks andRecreation” star is bypassingcable networks to release hislatest comedy special on hiswebsite.

Ansari’s “Dangerously Deli-cious” standup special will beavailableonlineworldwidefor $5beginningTuesday.

“Itseemedlike thesmartestway todeliver it,”the 29-year-oldcomedian said. Fans candownload or stream the 60-minute show without commer-cials or restrictions.

Ansari is the latest entertain-er to bypass the big guys andsell his material straight to hisfans. Radiohead famously didit with their pay-what-you-wish download of “In Rain-bows” in 2007, and comedianLouis C.K. opened the doorfor comics do to the samewhen he sold his “Live at theBeacon Theater” standup spe-cial online in December andbrought in more than $1 mil-lion in the first two weeks.

“It seems like this is thething to do at this momentwhen so much is changing andnobody’s really figured outhow to do anything,” Ansarisaid. “In this era, the way peo-ple consume media, the waypeople release media has notcaught up.”

The straight-to-fansapproach works especially wellfor comedy, Ansari said: “Itmakes sense that comedianswould embrace something likethis where you have so muchcontrol over how you’re releas-ing stuff... comedians are usedto being autonomous anyway.”

Aziz Ansarireleases onlinecomedy special

Ansari

ON THE WEBwww.azizansari.com

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