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CRYCOM PRESENTS -Laugh till you cry
CRYCOM PRESENTS
-Laugh till you cry
UZBEKKKKKK - Of Crocs, Chicks and Culcom fame
CRYCOM PRESENTS
IN
DO YOU THINK IT’S A JOKE??
Diaries of an estranged lover
DIARY OF AN ESTRANGED LOVER
Dedicated to dearest Vishal,
I will stand between fate and you,Should the world end in seconds a few
-Yours Lovingly C.S
CHAPTER 1 : THE DAY I SAW YOUR FACE
On the day I saw your face, I never knew how to tie a lace,It was beautiful and full of graceI know, if not for you I would be full of grimace
CHAPTER 2: I AM RGED
RG, I always thought you were my close friendYou almost put my love story to an end.The dhoka you gave me I can never comprehend,You are one friend I would never recommend
CHAPTER 3 : YE DIL NA HOTA BECHARA
Once I saw you with one and now its two,Uzbek, how I would never believe if it wasn’t you.How can I prove my feelings are true,When my heart is locked like Gorilla in a zoo.. ;)
CHAPTER 4: ANGELS IN THE OUTFIELD – PART 1
Vishal, you always had angels in which I wished I were oneWill Sachin Tendulkar ever score his 100th Ton.. *
* Sorry, the ppt maker just watched Sachin got out. Hence the digression
END OF PART ONE
COMMERCIAL BREAK From : Dinesh Kumar To: Faculty, Students, Hostel Office, Director,
Dean, CAO, CFO, Presi-SAC, etc…
Subject: IIMB Research Seminar
Gentle Reminder. Venue : C12
DIARY OF AN ESTRANGED LOVER: PART 2
You are my art which is still at the start You are my dream which is still in my heart
Dedicated to dearestest* Uzbek,
*Improvement over the first part
CHAPTER 5: THE AGE OF WISDOM
I don’t want to write a poem now. I am so happy that you are having a lot of fun. How I wished to be a part of that. Anyways, that’s life.
If you cannot love life and song, you cannot live long.
CHAPTER 6: MY WOES CONTINUE : THE GULT GANG
It’s the gult gang with whom you spend a lot of timeI am too sad to make the two lines rhyme…
Uzbek - :XXXXX …. Gult Gang : :XXXXXX
CHAPTER 7: ANGELS IN THE OUTFIELD:PART 2
I am sad because you are bad…I am.. ^ n where n => (1/0)
Pics not available. That’s the closest we can get.
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QUALITY PICTURES MISSING FOR THE FOLLOWING.
Theme : B top, B mid – Why is Uzbek always in B block? Courtesy : B 201, 203, 204, 308, 315,316
Theme : The Grey Jacket Story : PJ Croc Croc!!! More in someone elses ppt!!
CHAPTER 8: WE LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER
How it happenned, why it happennedThe mystery still continues..
Here is the poem:I have started my life a newIf not for you, I would now be having Whiskey Blue
FOR GODS SAKE UZBEEKKK!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0RgHeWgusI
The Orange really sucks!
CRYCOM’S DECIPHERED CULCOM!!!
Entertainment starts with a Name
Fastest Culcomer – Va”run” Rajani Loudest Culcomer - Swati Go”Yell” Sweet Culcomer - “Barfi”wala Sweeter Culcomer – Divya “Kesri” (:P) “Darkness to light” Culcomer – Subho“Deep”
Culcomer working for the wrong vertical – Shovik “Banner” jee (should be in publi) :D
Happiest Culcomer – “Khush”boo
Meaningful Culcomer – Sidd”arth” P”arth”S”arth”y : OMG!! SidP, you made your point… R.E.S.P.E.C.T
Sacred Culcomer – Jithu Krish”nun”
Jhoota Culcomer – Aditya “Na’Vada
True Culcomer – “Pi”yush “Bar”tiya
ARBIT GLOBE
HELLO, Awesomest ppl of IQ, now its time to turn the tables*. Answer the Questionsbelow
What would you say if Uzbek ditches Culcom and joins FII?
- Culcomzz “RG”ed
Logical PJ : If Reema is called Didi for becoming the Presi
of SAC, what would she be called if she becomes the Presi of India.
Ans: Majee (reeMA mukherJEE) :P
* What the hell!!!
PJ PJ *:::::::
Dats some pose
What do you call Uzbeks doppelganger?Uz”Fake”
o If Ekta Kapoor makes a film with PP starring in it, what would it be called??
A) Kabhi PP bhi FII mein tha!!
o ‘It’ starts with one thing… What is ‘it’???A) Who cares!!!!!!
INVITATIONEvent: “Base” warming ceremony When : Midnight – todayWhere : A baseEveryone is invited.Happy Birthday Vishal “Ko” Maar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* I see a few tables overturned in the mess. Think you took it too seriously.
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