WALKING ON SUNSHINEby Katrina and the Waves

INTRO: C F G F (2X)

C F G F C F G FI used to think maybe you loved me, now baby I'm sure C F G F C F G FAnd I just can't wait 'til the day, when you knock on my door C F G F C F G FNow every time I go for the mailbox, gotta hold myself down C F G F C F G 'Cause I just can't wait 'til you write me you're comin' around

[CHORUS] F G FNow I'm walking on sunshine, whoa oh G FI'm walking on sunshine, whoa oh G FI'm walking on sunshine, whoa oh C F G And don't it feel good F C F G F And don't it feel good

C F G F C F G FI used to think maybe you loved me, now I know that it's true C F G F C F G FAnd I don't wanna spend my whole life, just a-waitin' for you C F G F C F G FNow I don't want you back for the weekend, not back for a day, no-no-no C F G F C F G I said baby I just want you back, and I want you to stay

[CHORUS]

(Keep repeating the C F G F pattern)

Walkin' on sunshine, walkin' on sunshine, yeah

I feel alive, I feel a love, I feel a love that's really realI feel alive, I feel a love, I feel a love that's really realI'm on sunshine baby, oh, oh yeah, I'm on sunshine baby, oh

[CHORUS]

{Vamp the pattern til your done}

I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For by U2

INTRO: C

I have climbed the highest mountains I have run through the fields

Only to (Fsus2) be with you, only to (C) be with you

I have run, I have crawled

I have scaled these city walls, these (Fsus2) city walls Only to (C) be with you

[CHORUS]

But I (G) still haven't (Fsus2) found what I'm (C) looking for But I (G) still haven't (Fsus2) found what I'm (C) looking for

I have kissed honey lips

Felt the feeling in her fingertips It burned like (Fsus2) fire, this burning (C) desire

I have spoke with the tongue of angels

I have held the hand of the devil It was warm in the (Fsus2) night, i was cold as a (C) stone

[CHORUS]

SOLO: C (6 bars) Fsus2 (2 bars) C

I believe in the kingdom come

Then all the colors they will Bleed into one, bleed into (Fsus2) one

But yes I'm still (C) running

You broke the bonds and you loosed the chains

Carried the cross of my shame, of my (Fsus2) shame You know I (C) believe it

[CHORUS] (2X)

OUTRO: Hold the C for a bit

ALBUQUERQUE IS A TURKEY (SUNG TO THE TUNE OF “CLEMENTINE”)

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Albu-querque is a turkey, and he’s feathered and he’s fine,

Albuquerque is a turkey, and he’s absolutely mine.

He’s the best pet you can get yet, better than a dog or cat,

And he wobbles and he gobbles, and he’s awfully proud of that.

Albuquerque is a turkey, and he’s happy in his bed,

Because for Thanks…giving dinner, we eat egg foo yung in-stead!

What a Wonderful World

F Am Bb Am

I see trees of green, red roses too

Gm7 F A7 Dm

I see them bloom, for me and you,

Db Gm7 C7 F F Bbmaj7 C7

And I think to myself, What a wonderful world.

F Am Bb Am

I see skies of blue and clouds of white,

Gm7 F A7 Dm

The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night,

Db Gm7/C C7 F Bb F

And I think to myself, what a wonderful world

C7 F

The colors of the rainbow, so pretty in the sky

C7 F

Are also on the faces of people goin by

Dm C Dm C

I see friends shaking hands, saying, How do you do?

Dm Gm7 C7

They’re really saying, I love you. I hear

F Am Bb Am

Babies cry, I watch them grow

Gm7 F A7 Dm

They’ll learn much more than Ill ever know,

Db Gm7 C7 F Am

And I think to myself what a wonderful world

D7 Gm7 Gm7 C7 F Bb F

Yes I think to myself, what a wonderful world.

Calico Pie (Natalie Merchant – “Leave Your Sleep”)

Intro: Chords of whole verse

C F C

Calico Pie, the little Birds fly, down to the calico tree,

F C F C F C

Wings of blue, singing 'Tilly-Tilly-loo!', ‘til away they flew

G7 C

But they never came back to me!

C F C

Calico Jam, the little Fish swam, over the syllabub sea,

F C F C F C

He took off his hat, to the Sole and the Sprat, and the Willeby-Wat, G7 C

But he never came back to me!

Chorus:

C

He (they) never came back, never came back,

F C

He (they) never came, he (they) never came back to me.

He (they) never came back, never came back,

F C

He (they) never came, he (they) never came back to me.

G7 (tremolo)

Oh, he (they) never came back

C F C

Calico Ban, the little Mice ran, to be ready for tea,

F C F C F C

Flippity flup, they drank it all up, and danced in the cup,

G7 C

But they never came back to me!

Chorus

C F C

Calico Drum, the Grasshoppers come, the Butterfly, Beetle, and Bee,

F C F C F C

Over the ground, around and around, with a hop and a bound,

G7 C

But they never came back to me!

(6X, then Ending)

C

Oh, he never came back, never came back,

F C

He never came, he never came back to me.

Ending:

G7 (tremolo)

Oh, he never came back

Eat It Lyrics by Al Yankovic

Dmd CC How come you're always such a fussy young man

Dmd CC Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran

BbW CC Well don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan

Dmd CC So eat it, just eat it

Dmd CC Don't want to argue, I don't want to debate

Dmd CC Don't want to hear about what kind of food you hate

W CC You won't get no desert till you clean off your plate

Dmd CC So eat it Don't tell me you're full

Dmd CC Just eat it, eat it Get yourself an egg and beat it Have some more chicken, have some more pie It doesn't matter if it's broiled or fried Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it

Dmd CC Your table manners are a crying shame

Dmd CC Your playin' with your food, this ain't some kind of game

BbW CC Now if you starve to death you'll just have yourself to blame

Dmd CC So eat it, just eat it

Dmd CC You better listen, better do what you're told

Dmd CC You haven't even touched your tuna casserole

BbW CC You better chow down or it's gonna get cold

Dmd CC So eat it,I don't care if you're full

Dmd CC Just eat it, eat it Open up your mouth and feed it Have some more yogurt, have some more Spam It doesn't matter if it's fresh or canned Just eat it, eat it Don't you make me repeat it Have a banana, have a whole bunch It doesn't matter what you had for lunch

Dmd CC Just eat it, eat it If it's getting cold reheat it Have a big dinner, have a light snack If you don't like it,you can't send it back Just eat it, eat it, Just eat it, eat it

"Margaritaville" by Jimmy Buffett

[D]Nibblin' on sponge cake, watchin' the sun bake All of those tourists covered with [A] oil Strummin' my six-string, On my front porch swing Smell those shrimp, they're beginnin' to [D] boil [D7]

[G] Wastin' a [A] way again in Marga [D] ritaville [D7] [G] Searching for my [A] lost shaker of [D] salt [D7] [G] Some people [A] claim that there's a [D] wo [A] man to [G] blame But I [A] know [G] it's nobody's [D] fault

[D] I don't know the reason I stay here all season Nothin' is sure but this brand new tat [A] too But it's a real beauty, a Mexican cutie How it got here I haven't a [D] clue [D7]

[G] Wastin' a [A] way again in Marga [D] ritaville [D7] [G] Searching for my [A] lost shaker of [D] salt [D7] [G] Some people [A] claim that there's a [D] wo [A] man to [G] blame Now I [A] think, [G] hell, it could be my [D] fault

[D]I blew out my flip-flop, stepped on a pop-top Cut my heel had to cruise on back [A] home But there's booze in the blender, and soon it will render That frozen concoction that helps me hang [D] on [D7]

[G] Wastin' a [A] way again in Marga [D] ritaville [D7] [G] Searching for my [A] lost shaker of [D] salt [D7] [G] Some people [A] claim that there's a [D] wo [A] man to [G] blame But I [A] know [G] it's my own damned [D] fault

[G] Some people [A] claim that there's a [D] wo [A] man to [G] blame And I [A] know [G] it's my own damned [D] fault

D A G K G

I FOUGHT THE LAW (AND THE LAW WON)

written by Sonny Curtis

performed by the Bobby Fuller Four

CC FF CC A-breakin' rocks in the hot sun

CC FF CC I fought the law and the law won

G7N CC I fought the law and the law won

CC FF CC I needed money 'cause I had none

CC FF CC I fought the law and the law won

G7N CC I fought the law and the law won

CHORUS:

FF

I left my baby and I feel so bad

CC

I guess my race is run

FF

She's the best girl I ever had

CC FF CC

I fought the law and the law won

G7N CC

I fought the law and the law won

CC FF CC

A-robbin' people with a 6 gun

CC FF CC

I fought the law and the law won

G7N CC

I fought the law and the law won

CC FF CC

I miss my baby and the good fun

CC FF CC

I fought the law and the law won

G7N CC

I fought the law and the law won

(chorus)

Rooster Song, The Page 1 of 2

The Rooster Song C G7 C G7 We had a farm and on that farm, C G7 C We had some chickens, no eggs would they lay G7 C G7 C7 My wife said, “Honey”, we’re losin’ money” F C And then that rooster came into our yard G7 C C7 He caught those chickens right off their guard F C They’re layin’ eggs now, just like they used to G7 C Ever since that rooster came into our yard C G7 C G7 We had a farm and on that farm, C G7 C We had a cow, no milk would she give G7 C G7 C7 My wife said, “Honey”, we’re losin’ money” F C And then that rooster came into our yard G7 C C7 He caught that cow right off her guard F C She’s givin’ eggnog, in quart containers G7 C Ever since that rooster came into our yard C G7 C G7 We had a farm and on that farm, C G7 C We had a field, no crops would it grow G7 C G7 C7 My wife said, “Honey”, we’re losin’ money” F C And then that rooster came into our yard G7 C C7 He caught that field right off it’s guard F C We’re raisin’ eggplant, just like we used to G7 C Ever since that rooster came into our yard C G7 C G7 We had a farm and on that farm, C G7 C We had a dog, no pups would she have G7 C G7 C7 My wife said, “Honey”, we’re losin’ money”

Rooster Song, The Page 2 of 2

F C And then that rooster came into our yard G7 C C7 He caught that dog right off her guard F C She’s deliverin’ pooched eggs, just like she used to G7 C Ever since that rooster came into our yard C G7 C G7 We had a farm and on that farm, C G7 C We had a garden, no flowers would it grow G7 C G7 C7 My wife said, “Honey”, we’re losin’ money” F C And then that rooster came into our yard G7 C C7 He caught that garden right off it’s guard F C We’re growin’ chickweed, just like we used to G7 C Ever since that rooster came into our yard C G7 C G7 We had a farm and on that farm, C G7 C We had a gum tree, no gum would it give G7 C G7 C7 My wife said, “Honey”, we’re losin’ money” F C And then that rooster came into our yard G7 C C7 He caught that gum tree right off its guard F C It’s givin’ Chicklets, just like it used to G7 C Ever since that rooster came into our yard C G7 C G7 We had a farm and on that farm, C G7 C We had a gas pump, no gas would it give G7 C G7 C7 My wife said, “Honey”, we’re losin’ money” F C And then that rooster came into our yard G7 C C7 He caught that gas pump right off it’s guard F C It’s givin’ Shell gas, or is it Eggs-on? G7 C (Repeat last line & end with tremolo) Ever since that rooster came into our yard

RED SOLO CUP

By Toby Keith

Intro.: (A) x 4 bars

(A) Now, a red solo cup is the best receptacle for barbecues, tailgates, fairs, and festivals

And (Bm) you, sir, do not have a pair of testicles, if (E7) you prefer drinkin' from (A) glass

(A) A red solo cup is cheap and disposable, and in fourteen years, they are decomposable

And (Bm) unlike my home, they are not foreclosable, (E7) Freddy Mac can kiss my (A) ass, whoo!

[CHORUS]

(A) Red solo cup, I fill you up. Let's have a (Bm) party. Let's have a (E7) party. I love you.

(A) Red solo cup. I lift you up. Proceed to (Bm) party. Proceed to (E7) party.

Now, (A) I really love how you're easy to stack, but I really hate how you're easy to crack

'Cause when (Bm) beer runs down the front of my back, well, (E7) that, my friends is quite (A) yucky

But (A) I have to admit that the ladies get smitten, admirin' how sharply my first name is written

On (Bm) you with a Sharpie when I get to hittin' on (E7) them to help me get (A) lucky

[CHORUS]

Now, I've (A) seen you in blue and I've seen you in yellow, but only you, red, will do for this fellow

'Cause (Bm) you are the Abbot to my Costello, and (E7) you are the Fruit to my (A) Loom

(A) Red solo cup, you're more than just plastic, you're more than amazing, you're more than fantastic

And be-(Bm) lieve me that I am not the least bit sarcastic, when I (E7) look at you and say….

(TALKING)

Red solo cup, you're not just a cup (No! no! no! God, no!)

You're my-you're my (Friend?) friend (yeah friend, life-long)

Thank you for being my friend

(NOTES – F/F# G# A#)

CHORUS – Chord Change (2x)

(B) Red solo cup, I fill you up. Let's have a (C#m) party. Let's have a (F#) party. I Love you.

(B) Red solo cup, I lift you up. Proceed to (C#) party. Proceed to (F#) party.

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On Top of Spaghetti C F C On top of spaghetti, all covered with cheese, G7 C I lost my poor meatball when somebody sneezed. F C It rolled off the table, and onto the floor, G7 C And then my poor meatball rolled out of the door. F C It rolled in the garden, and under a bush, G7 C And then my poor meatball was nothing but mush! F C The mush was as tasty, as tasty could be, G7 C And early next summer it grew into a tree. F C The tree was all covered, with beautiful moss, G7 C And on it grew meatballs, all covered with sauce. F C So if you have spaghetti, all covered with cheese, G7 C Hold onto your meatball, 'cause someone might sneeze. G7 C (tremolo) Hold onto your meatball, 'cause someone might sneeze.