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03724 Teulada - Moraira | Coast Road (CV 746) | Ctra. Moraira-Calp 161 www.whirlpools-world.es [email protected] There is only one BEST PRICE GUARANTEE WITH AFTER SALE SERVICE FOR SPAS AND SAUNAS Whirlpools World SPAIN 966 498 146 HURRY! ENDS 10th JANUARY See ad inside for details Ground Control To Major Tim! ISSUE 60 (#101) 21st December NEW LOOK BUZZ WITH EVEN MORE TO READ! News Living Choice Focus The launch of Soyuz TMA-19M seen from 113 m by an automatic camera – standing this close to 274 tonnes of rocket fuel would not be a good idea. ESA’s photographer Stephane Corvaja placed five cameras near Baikonur’s pad 1 and set them to fire in burst mode 10 seconds before the estimated liftoff time. Photo Credit : ESA–S. Corvaja British astronaut Tim Peake blasted off into space and reached the International Space Sta- tion (ISS) last week, making history as the first Official British astronaut to live aboard the ISS, however he was not the first British person in space... Continued Page 5... by SPENCER WILLIAMS ESA astronaut Tim Peake dressed in his Russian Sokol suit ready for launch to the International Space Station Photo Credit: ESA– Stephane Corvaja 14 DAY CHRISTMAS TV GUIDE INSIDE!
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NEW LOOK BUZZ WITH EVEN MORE TO READ!

News Living Choice Focus

The launch of Soyuz TMA-19M seen from 113 m by an automatic camera – standing this close to 274 tonnes of rocket fuel would not be a good idea.

ESA’s photographer Stephane Corvaja placed five cameras near Baikonur’s pad 1 and set them to fire in burst mode 10 seconds before the estimated liftoff time.Photo Credit : ESA–S. Corvaja

British astronaut Tim Peake blasted off into space and reached the

International Space Sta-tion (ISS) last week, making history as the first Official

British astronaut to live aboard the ISS, however he was not the first British

person in space...

Continued Page 5...

by SPENCER WILLIAMS ESA astronaut

Tim Peake dressed in

his Russian Sokol suit ready for

launch to the International

Space StationPhoto Credit: ESA–

Stephane Corvaja

14 DAY

CHRISTMAS

TV GUIDE

INSIDE!

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Dear ReadersWith the new year soon to be upon us the Buzz Newspaper marks this event as a mile stone for the continued success and expan-sion with a new look and even better read.

The new look Buzz boasts to be the only English Newspaper with a 14 days TV Guide and brings our readers the best choice of articles and news, puzzles and competitions as well as a complete living in Spain sec-tion that hosts Property Plus pages with a range of property related articles and agents showing you what’s the latest on the market.

Not only are we are proud to announce that are we expanding the Buzz Newspa-per across the coast but we will also be expanding our Expat Centres allowing all of our readers to drop by and visit us and our suppliers for the best products and services in Spain dedicated to the British market.

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Calling all Business owners start your new year and invite 2016 to be your best year ever, we can offer your business with a me-dia package that suits you and your budget. To find out exactly how we can help you to get your business buzzing call us today on 965 020 250 or 634310665

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In This Issue...

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Rocket Man - Tim Peake Makes HistoryContinued from Front Page... So who waS the firSt BritiSh

aStronaught in Space?British people have been in space, but never

before on a British manned and funded trip. Helen Sharman, a high achieving chemist from Sheffield became the first British citizen in space after blasting into orbit in 1991 aboard a Soyuz rocket, before spending eight days aboard the Mir space station but her trip was paid for jointly by the USSR and a consortium of British companies.

Then there was Michael Foale, Piers Sellers, N i c h o l a s Patrick, and G r e g o r y Johnson, who were all born in the UK but are US citizens, or held joint B r i t i s h - U S citizenship.

T i m Peake, NASA a s t r o n a u t Tim Kopra and Russian c o s m o n a u t c o m m a n d e r Y u r i Malenchenko arrived at the International Space Station

safely, six hours after their launch at 12:03 CET on December 15th this week.

After a tense docking, in which mission commander Yuri Malenchenko was forced to take manual control of the ship and pilot it in himself The Soyuz TMA-19M spacecraft docked with the Space Station at 18:33 CET. The astronauts opened the hatch at 20:58 CET after checking the connection between the 7-tonne Soyuz and the 400 tonne Station was airtight.

Tim said he had a ‘great day in the office’ after a gruelling eight-hour flight to the International Space Station. They were welcomed aboard by Russian cosmonauts Mikhail Korniyenko and Sergei Volkov, and NASA astronaut Scott Kelly. This marks the start of Tim’s six-month Principia mission and the culmination of six years of training since being selected for the European astronaut corps in 2009.

Principia will see Tim working on dozens of experiments for researchers on Earth as he orbits our planet at 28,800 km/h. Highlights of his scientific roster include growing crystals and blood vessels in space, simulating atomic structures and charting areas in the brain as they adapt to stressful situations.

A large educational programme, in cooperation with the UK Space Agency, is set to inspire and involve children and students with computer

coding, fitness regimes and lessons from space with Tim as the instructor. He is the third ESA astronaut to stay on the orbiting research complex this year. Samantha Cristoforetti ended her record-breaking 199-day mission in June, while Andreas Mogensen completed a busy 10-day tour in September.

Yuri, Tim and Tim have a few days to settle in and get used to working in weightlessness before starting their 40-hour work weeks running experiments and maintaining the Station. They are in good company: Scott Kelly and Mikhail Korniyenko have been living on the Station for more than 300 days since March as part of their marathon stay to probe how the human body adapts to longer missions.

ESA astronaut Tim Peake, NASA astronaut Tim Kopra and Russian cosmonaut commander Yuri Malenchenko arrived at the International Space Station today, six hours after their launch at 11:03 GMT.

Photo Credit: ESA/NASA

ESA astronaut Tim Peake, NASA

astronaut Tim Kopra and commander Yuri Malenchenko were launched into space

on 15 December 2015 from Baikonur

cosmodrome, Kazakhstan.

Photo Credit: ESA–Stephane Corvaja

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Javea To Get New Auditorium

Javea town hall has recently announced that the planned res-toration on the Central Cinema is to be put on hold as the green light is given for a new auditori-um instead.

The project is expected to cost two millions euros and has a capacity for 400 people. This was one of the main factors to push this project ahead of the cine-ma as the capacity here is just 200 and therefore will not meet the long-term needs of the pop-ulation. The location for the new build is to be near the Placa de la Constitución, next to the mu-sic conservatory. Javea’s Mayor, Jose Chulvi commented on the

flip-flop decision stating “It might have been easier to go ahead with the restoration of the Cen-tral Cinema, because we know that there was great excitement about this project; but we be-lieve that the responsible course of action was to stop and make corrections, instead of having re-grets in a few months’ time after we have devoted a great deal of public investment into this build-ing.”

The new venue will be able to fit a full sized symphony or-chestra, as currently there is no location big enough to cater for this except the Church. The planned reservation on the Cen-

tral Cinema be-gan in 2013 and was plagued with issues straight away as technical problems slowed the project and added more to the overall cost. The Cinema has both a historic and sentimental value for locals however the lo-cation and de-sign caused one expert to deem it ‘unusable’. It was also noted that the Cinema makes loading and unloading difficult and that the dressing rooms were com-pletely below the necessary standard. There-fore the local government has commissioned the new audito-rium project and construction is thought to begin early next year.

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Musician Plays the Saxophone While Having Brain Surgery

Spanish surgeons have become the first in Europe to successfully remove a brain tumour while the patient was conscious and playing a musical instrument.

Carlos Aguilera, 27, underwent a 12-hour operation to remove a brain tumour, as he lay on the operating table he was handed his instrument. The talented musician was devastated when he was diagnosed with a brain tumour after suffering dizzy spells. Aguilera feared the operation might permanently damage his ability to read and play music, but was relieved when doctors told him he would have to play his saxophone during the operation to help ensure he didnt lose his talent.

Aguilera said “Music is what has accompanied me half a lifetime, so when the doctors told me I could do

that, I did not think twice.” A video captured the incredible moment when he was handed his saxophone and played some music in the middle of his 12-hour brain surgery and was able to play as

he was led to the operating table. He was also handed sheets of music, which he successfully read during the operation as well

Neurosurgeon Guillermo Ibáñez said having Aguilera play was the only way to operate without damaging the part of the brain involved in musical language.

Aguilera plays his beloved saxaphone (Bottom) during operation and reads a sheet of music (Top)

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Strange NewsHave a Big S’Mac’!McDonald’s Workers Fight in Car ParkA video of two McDonald’s workers f i g h t i n g outside a re s t a u r a n t in South Georgia, US was posted on YouTube this week.

A customer sat in their car, captured the footage, which shows two women in blue shirts having a heated row while colleagues try to diffuse the situation. Both employees end up on the floor and one

woman can be seen tearing hair out of the other’s head. Eventually

t h e y a r e

separated and dragged off one another.

Got Beef?!

The ad only showed women doing the cleaning

Cillit Bang’s TV marketing campaign has been labelled ‘sexist’ and has had three adverts banned in Spain.

The commercials feature 32 women doing housework and not a single man. Reckitt Benckiser, the company who manufacture the products, said it was designed to target the female audience who are its main buyers.

The advert concludes with the line ‘Try it and you’ll be convinced’, using the Spanish feminine pronoun, In Spanish the masculine form is used when referring to a group of both sexes.

Christmas CrackdownOn Drink & Drug Driving

A Crackdown on substance abuse on the road is already underway with Guardia Civil and Local Police taking part in random stops, to help reduce alcohol and drug use behind the wheel.

This year more than 84,000 drivers test-ed positive on local roads for drugs or alco-hol. In a bid to help reduce the number of accident in which almost a third are fatal the DGT has set the target of 25,000 daily con-trols which could be anytime anywhere.

The holiday season is a time when friends and business colleagues have their traditional lunches and dinners, and these are prime occasions of drug and alcohol

abuse, and will be on the lookout especially for repeat offenders.

“Hoverboard” Recall WorldwideHoverboards have

become something of a phenomenon around the world this year and have turned out to be the hottest gift this Christmas, literally! Many models have been returned due to overheating, catching fire or in some cases, suddenly exploding. UK Watchdog recently featured the products to warn consumers of the dangers and over the past few weeks we have seen major retailers pulling certain models from shelves.

The UK government has seized over 32,000, that’s up from the 15,000 hoverboards that the T r a d i n g S t a n d a r d s Agency said it detained just two weeks ago. “Many of the items d e t a i n e d and sent

for testing have been found to have non-compliant plugs without fuses, which increases the risk of the device overheating” the agency said on its website in early December.

Amazon’s UK division has asked some customers to throw out their Hoverboards, which are self-balancing scooters due to safety problems with the devices. “Please dispose of this product in a recycling center as soon as possible” read a email sent to customers, which Amazon UK shared with CNET last week. Tesco,

Argos, and John Lewis have banned certain models of hoverboards in UK stores but it’s not just retailers who are taking action, postal services and airlines are banning the transport of the items.

You may wonder why when they are not in use? The so called “Hoverboards” (that don’t actually hover) have a range of faults and after testing agency’s have found that many models have non-compliant plugs without fuses as well as faulty batteries which can catch fire even when not in

use. It only takes a quick Google or Facebook search to see videos and pictures of these “death traps” on fire, recently a mum in the UK was left badly burned after one exploded in Washington DC

DANGER - Hoverboards - Potential Fire Hazards

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Ana Botín, Executive Chairman of Banco Santander, has been appointed an honorary Dame Commander of the British Empire (DBE), for services to the British financial services sector.

The appointment reflects Ms. Botín’s services to the UK during her time as CEO of Santander UK from December 2010 until September 2014, when she was appointed Executive Chairman of the Santander Group, the largest bank in the Eurozone by market capitalisation, which is based in Spain and has a meaningful market share in 10 core countries in Europe and the Americas.

As CEO she led the transformation of Santander UK following the merger of Abbey National, Alliance & Leicester and Bradford & Bingley building societies and oversaw the steady growth of the business to its current position where it has around 860 branches across the UK, serves 14 million customers and employs 20,000 people.

The British Ambassador to Spain, Simon Manley, said:

“I am delighted that Ana Botín has received this honour, reflecting her exceptional contributions to the UK economy and society. The United Kingdom welcomes foreign investors - large and small - that wish to expand overseas, for the opportunities that

it offers to those companies and the benefits that it brings to our country.

“In particular, Ms. Botín positioned Santander as a major provider of lending for small and medium-sized UK businesses, complementing the UK government’s wider efforts to boost overseas trade under the newly launched ‘Exporting is GREAT’ campaign.”

Santander UK’s business support programme ‘Breakthrough’ provides a £200m capital fund for high growth businesses with a turnover of between £500k and £25m.

The award also recognises Ana Botín’s voluntary contribution. In 2010 she joined the Board of Trustees of the Mayor’s Fund for London, a foundation that focuses on projects to improve employment opportunities for disadvantaged children.

And in 2013 she was appointed as one of five external members to the Financial Services, Trade and Investment Board, which was established by the Chancellor

George Osborne to promote the UK’s financial services industry. In January 2014 she was appointed as a UK Business Ambassador by the Prime Minister David Cameron and in July 2015, she was appointed to the

Prime Minister’s Business Advisory Council.

Ms. Botín has also been a strong supporter of the link between education and entrepreneurialism. Thousands of students and entrepreneurs across the UK have benefited from the scholarships, travel grants, projects and awards since the bank signed the first of its 80 collaborations with UK universities in 2007, as part of its long term commitment to higher education. As part of

the Breakthrough programme, Santander Universities has offered opportunities for undergraduate students to undertake internship work placements with SMEs since 2011.

Ana Botín Appointed Honorary DBE by Queen Elizabeth II

An international multi-agency operation has led to 11 arrests, the seizure of 1.5 tonnes of cocaine and the shut down of an industrial-sized drug production lab.

Acting on intelligence from the National Crime Agency, officers from the Spanish National Police searched a shipping container from Colombia which arrived in the Port of Valencia on 30 November.

The container appeared to be loaded with sacks of charcoal on wooden pallets but forensic examination found that the pallets were made of c o m p r e s s e d cocaine powder made to look like wood, and some of the sacks c o n t a i n e d c o c a i n e disguised as charcoal.

Co o rd i n a te d strikes on 1 December led to six men from Liverpool being arrested in the UK and Dubai. NCA officers arrested a 44-year-old at Liverpool Airport, along with a 54-year-old and a 50 year-old in the rooftop car park of the Belle Vale Shopping Centre. Merseyside Police detained a 46-year-old at an address

in Knowsley Village. The Dubai Police Anti-Narcotic Unit arrested a 39-year-old and a 38-year-old at a luxury apartment.

Another five men – two Colombians, two Peruvians and a Spaniard – were detained on 3 December by the SNP at a company in an industrial unit in Chiva following the delivery of a dummy consignment of charcoal.

Greg McKenna, NCA Regional Head of Investigations, said: “We believe the company was a front for a industrial-sized

lab where cocaine was extracted from pallets and charcoal, processed and repackaged for onward distribution across Europe.

“This seizure of cocaine, the shutting down of the lab and the eleven arrests will have disrupted criminal activity across the whole of Europe.”

The four men arrested in Liverpool have been released on bail pending further enquiries, while the two men in Dubai are still remanded in custody. The five men in Spain are also in custody.

Industrial Drug Lab & 1.5 Tonnes of

Cocaine Uncovered

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New

sDiscover the secrets to

a happy life in SpainSome of the secrets to happy

living in Spain are revealed in a new survey by the British Embassy on how expatriates adjust to a life in the sun.

Integration into the Spanish way of life is the key, the survey reveals. More than half of the British residents who responded say they speak Spanish regularly with friends and neighbours, enjoy Spanish food, use the Spanish healthcare system and employ Spanish tradespeople. The adjective ‘happy’ is the word that they most commonly use to describe their lives in Spain, followed by ‘relaxed’ and ‘content’.

But some Brits admit to getting by without learning Spanish or registering on the padrón, and fail to make Spanish friends or keep up with Spanish news and politics, all things that appear to help others get more out of living in Spain.

Almost 1600 people responded to the British Embassy’s ‘Integrometer’ online survey into levels of resident integration. Two-thirds live in Andalucia or the Comunidad de Valencia, where there are some high concentrations of British residents and integration is often low. Further significant numbers live in the Canaries, Murcia, the Balearics, Catalunya and the Madrid region.*

Commenting on the survey, British ambassador Simon Manley said:

“It’s great to see so many Brits saying they are happy and content in Spain as a result of their efforts to integrate into local life. I would definitely urge others to follow their example. If you are settling here,

the first and most important thing to do is to register on the padrón. That way you can access the health and social services you may need now or in future.

“If you fail to register, then you

can’t expect support from the Spanish system later. Some of the most tragic cases that we see in our Consulates are the consequences of people having moved to Spain – often years earlier – but not signing up on the padrón or integrating into their local Spanish communities.”

Nine out of 10 people say they are registered on the padrón, which implies that one in 10 survey respondents have yet to do so. More than half say they have a Spanish will, and over 50% have a Spanish driving licence.

Two thirds are registered for Spanish healthcare, with another 13% having private medical insurance. But an alarming 16% admit they have failed to provide for their healthcare in Spain, leaving them at serious risk of difficulties in the event of an accident or illness.

Spanish food proves popular. Nearly a quarter say they eat a Spanish meal every day, and eight out of ten do so at least once a week. Only 6% say they eat a Spanish meal less than once a month.

The wealth of advice on the British Embassy’s own ‘Living in

Spain’ Facebook page helps nearly four out of 10 people

integrate into S p a n i s h

life, and p r o v i d e s useful links to both S p a n i s h and British

g o v e r n m e n t procedures and public

information.

Ambassador urges British residents to follow the example of those who are most content

‘Happy’ and ‘relaxed’ are the two words most used by integrated Brits

to describe their life in Spain

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our brand new ‘Living’ pages are jam packed full of fantastic articles, news, views from every aspect of lifstyle you can think of.

included in each issue you can find articles and advice on ‘health & fitness’, apartments and villas for sale or rent along with the latest information in our dedicated ‘property’ section brought to you by property plus, automotive news and reviews as well as cars for sale in ‘Motoring’, food reviews and recipies in ‘food & Drink’, hints and tips for your little furry friends in ‘pets’ and find out whats hot and whats not, on the ‘travel’ page.

Is a Lie-In Bad For You?

A study this month showed that sleeping more at weekends could raise the risk of diabetes and heart disease. So, should you really get up early on a Sunday? Could your weekend lie-in kill you?

The Daily Mail cited a study in this month’s Journal of Clinical Endocrinology and Metabolism (JCEM) that links sleeping more at weekends with an increased risk of diabetes and heart disease. Since most of us change our sleep schedule depending on whether it’s a work or non-work day. Apparently there is an association between shifting sleep patterns and changes in the blood results. However it does not show that anyone developed heart disease or diabetes because they had lie-ins but it did show that people who shifted their sleep patterns were more likely to gain weight.

This is not the first time lie-ins have been connected with negative effects, last year Angela Clow, Professor of

Psychophysiology at the University of Westminster said, ‘As science progresses, we realise that waking up early is associated with bigger cortisol awakening response, which is good for you.

‘Being a morning person is much better for your mental health than being a night owl. People who wake up late have much higher incidences of psychological morbidity, and are much more prone to a range of psychological conditions’, She explained.

Meanwhile, how you wake up in the morning is just as important. Professor Low recommends getting up in time with sunlight, which fits with our natural body rhythms. This means a wake-up time between 6am and 8.30am is better for you.

However don’t be afraid! Last year other experts shared their knowledge to see if there were any positives out there. Professor Kevin Morgan of The Loughborough Sleep Research Centre stated that being in bed for

longer isn’t just about a quantum of sleep. Beds are places where far more than just sleep happens and the overall experience of staying in bed longer contributes to our health and wellbeing. It serves as a restorative function both physiologically and mentally. Everyone lies in at the weekend – it’s the conventional way of compensating for lost sleep during the working week. If it’s part of your sleep lifestyle, a disciplined sleep extension at the weekend is a positive thing.

Professor Chris Idzikowski, sleep expert says a lie-in balances out sleep debt accumulated during the working week and helps with brain recovery and memory processing. In that extra hour, the implication is that one’s mental apparatus (the brain) continues to work at repairing itself. Workaholics may be interested to know that, when sleeping, problem solving goes on, so let the brain work the problem out while you are asleep! Physiologically, muscles are given an added boost

but actually sleeping for an extra hour is the real benefit. Whether for sleep, relaxation or meditation, people

should make time for a lie-in in their schedule.

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Christmas Tapas

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More people cook at Christmas than any other time of the year, even those whom never seem to cook get involved in the kitchen!

It’s the time of year we all gather together with family and friends, but wether your hosting or visiting we often enjoy some wonderful party food, so we thought that considering we are here in Spain we would provide you with some fabulous recipies, and serve them out as tapas or make a load for your Christmas party, enjoy!

Sticky Cranberry SausagesIngredients200g/7oz fresh or frozen cranberries400g/14oz uncooked cocktail sausages1 heaped tbsp cranberry jelly 1 clementine, zest only2 red onions, sliced2 tbsp olive oil

Method1. Fry the sliced red onions in a pan with the oil for five minutes or so until softened. Add the sausages to the pan.2. As the sausages start to brown, add the jelly and cranberries3. Cook on a low heat for 20 minutes, s t i r r i n g occasionally, u n t i l caram el ised and sticky.4. Grate over the clementine zest and serve.

Stuffing Parcels6-8 meaty sausages , skins removed1 onion , peeled and grated1 apple , cored, peeled and grated100g vac-packed chestnuts , chopped100g fresh breadcrumbs1 egg yolk16 rashers thin-sliced streakybacona handful of sage leaves, chopped , plus 8 small ones

1. Put all the ingredients except the bacon and sage leaves in a bowl. Season well then mix together with your hands and form into 8 balls. Squash each ball to flatten a little, put a sage leaf on top, then wrap with 2 slices of bacon to make a parcel.2. Put on a non-stick baking sheet and cook at 200C/fan 180C/gas 6 for 30 minutes until golden.

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Believe it or not Spain is a fantastic place to go skiing.Despite Spain’s hot climate due to it’s location in Southern Europe it is actually the second most mountainous country in Europe, which surprises most people.The most/best ski resorts in Spain are located in the Pyrenees on the border with France.Nevertheless it is even possible to ski in Spain on the Southern coast – the Costa del Sol – in the Sierra Nevada resort close to Granada.ski-runs-SpainOther ski resorts are located near the major Spanish cities of Madrid, Barcelona and Valencia.The cost of skiing in Spain is relatively high when compared to many other resorts in Northern Europe, both for ski hire and for lift passes.In some resorts a day’s lift pass can be as high as 40 euros.

Skiing in SpainSki Resorts Near ValenciaConsidering it’s southern location in Spain and apparent lack of a major mountain range most people are amazed when told that there is skiing in this region close to the Costa Blanca coast – a major tourist srea for sun lovers.Nevertheless the height of the mountains near Teruel is above 2,000 metres although do note that these ski resorts are very, very small and do rely heavily on artificial snow-making machines.

Javalambre– Just 1 hour drive west of Valencia towards Teruel is this tiny ski resort with 6.9 kilometres of runs. A very open ski resort – few trees and wide runs mean this is ideal for beginners.Valdelinares– Also just 1 hour drive west of Valencia in the direction of Teruel is this tiny Spanish ski resort. There are only 7.5 kilometres of runs. Mainly set in trees this ski resort has a real alpine feel to it and some good red runs.

Skiing in the South of Spain

Other Places To SkiSki Resorts in Pyrenees – Aragón. This ski area is approximately in the middle of the border with France. Nearby towns of note are Jaca and Huesca. This is a very mountainous area with good snow conditions, very high altitude ski resorts with some of the very best skiing in Spain.Skiing in the Iberian Mountains - Valdezcaray. A great ski resort for nature lovers. 22 kilometres of skiing in an area covered with forests in the region that produces the famous Rioja wine of Spain. Height is 1530 up to 2125 metres.Ski Resorts Near MadridMost people would not associate Madrid with skiing, yet just 1 hour’s drive from Madrid in the Central Mountains are three small ski resorts that offer a breath of fresh air (literally) from the hustle and bustle of the big city.Access to these ski resorts is easy from Madrid. The ski resorts are small so each of them are really just suitable for a day’s skiing. The pistes are best suited to beginners and intermediates, not so much for expert skiers.Valdesqui – Just 79 kilometres from Madrid.Puerto de Navacerrada – Small ski resort only 52 kilometres from Madrid.La Pinilla – La Pinilla is in the Sierra de Ayllón Mountains massif, in the municipal district of Cerezo de Arriba (Segovia). Because it is 115 kilometres from Madrid.Sierra de Bejar – La Covatilla – This ski resort is 205 kilometres west of Madrid in the south of Salamanca province in the Western Central Mountains.

There is just one ski resort in the very south of Spain and you might expect this ski resort to be small and with a very short season – not so – this is a major ski resort by any standards. Set very high giving a very long ski season this is a very large resort with plenty of runs for all levels and it has even hosted World Cup skiing events.Sierra Nevada – Europe’s most southern ski resort situated on the Costa del Sol famous for it’s sunshine and hot climate! It literally is possible to ski in the morning and in the afternoon be

sunbathing on the beach. Set high up at 2100 to 3300 metres in the Penibetico range and 32 km from the historic city of Granada. Seriously good skiing with 87 kilometres of pistes.

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VOLkSWAGEN EMISSIONS SCANDAL EA189 RECALLS TO START IN JANUARY 2016

Volkswagen has outlined its 2016 recall strategy for EA189 diesel engines affected by the global emissions scandal. The re-call will affect 11 million cars and start in January, taking 12 months to complete.

Audi, Skoda, SEAT and Volkswagen models will be af-fected by the recall, with owners being contacted directly by local dealers. The recall work will be completely free of charge and

voluntary - owners are not legally required to agree to the any of the update work.

Recalls of EA189 2.0 TDI en-gines - built between 2012 -2015 - will commence from January 2016, with affected engines being subject to a software update to re-move all traces of the NOx emis-sions ‘cheat’ software. Volkswa-gen says the work will take just a few hours to complete and will not impact CO2 emissions, per-

formance or fuel economy.

W h i c h Vo l k s w a g e n , Audi, Skoda and SEAT models are fitted with the EA288 engine?

1.2 TDI ver-sions of the EA189 engine - also built be-tween 2012 - 2015 - will start from April 2016 and be subject

to a similar software update to the 2.0 TDI to remove the cheat de-vice, which is designed to manip-ulate NOx emission tests. Again, owners will be contacted direct by Volkswagen and the update will take an hour or two to complete.

1.6 TDI EA189 engines will not be recalled until September 2016, but be given a mechanical upgrade, with a new flow trans-former being fitted. This is a mesh that calms the swirled airflow in front of the air mass sensor and will improve the measuring ac-curacy of the air mass sensor. Again, like the 2.0 and 1.2 TDI recalls, Volkswagen says CO2 emissions, performance and fuel economy will not be impeded by the update.

The recalls will impact Euro 5 engines only and will not affect petrol powertrains or any die-sels built before 2012. However, Volkswagen has admitted that some petrol engines versions of the Polo, Golf, Jetta, Passat and Scirocco have inaccurate CO2

figures. As a result these will get revised CO2 ratings in 2016, al-though this will only impact new cars sold and not those already on the road. Current owners will not face higher VED costs as Volkswagen has pledged to cover all additional taxation.

Volkswagen

Volkswagen BeetleVolkswagen CCVolkswagen Caddy LifeVolkswagen EosVolkswagen GolfVolkswagen JettaVolkswagen PassatVolkswagen SciroccoVolkswagen SharanVolkswagen TiguanVolkswagen Touran

AudiAudi A1Audi A3Audi A4

Audi A5Audi A6 Audi Q3Audi Q5Audi TT

Skoda Skoda OctaviaSkoda Superb Skoda YetiSkoda FabiaSkoda RoomsterSEAT

SEAT AlhambraSEAT AlteaSEAT ExeoSEAT LeonSEAT Ibiza

The list of models fitted with an EA288 diesel engine include:

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FORD FIESTA LX, 1.4, 35,000 MILES

PT CRUISER, AUTOMATIC, 50,000 MILES

TOYOTA YARIS, 2008, DIESEL

RENAULT KANGOO COMBI, DIESEL

FORD FIESTA, 2012, 52,000 MILES

SKODA FABIA ESTATE, 2011

RENAULT CLIO, 2008, 1.5 DIESEL

OPEL ASTRA ESTATE, DIESEL

OPEL COMBO, 2010, 64,000 MILES

SMART FORTWO COUPE, AUTOMATIC

OPEL CORSA, 2010, DIESEL

SKODA FABIA, 1.4 PETROL

RENAULT ESPACE, 7 SEATER, DIESEL

FIAT DUCATO, DIESEL

FIAT SCUDO PANORAMA, 6 SEATER, 2008

PEUGEOT 307 XR, 43,000 MILES

TOYOTA COROLLA VERSO, 7 SEATER

FORD FIESTA, 2012, DIESEL

MERCEDES C200, DIESEL

4,195€

5,995€

8,295€

5,395€

6,995€

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7,495€

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5,995€

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4,195€

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OPEL INSIGNIA, 2010, DIESEL

8,395€

FIAT 500, 2014, 19,000 MILES

FORD FOCUS, 2007, 55,000 MILES

MITSUBISHI PAJERO, DIESEL

VW GOLF CABRIO, 2012, DIESEL

KIA PICANTO, 2008, 39,000 MILES

VOLVO S40, 2008

SKODA ROOMSTER, 2011, DIESEL

FORD KA, 2011, 40,000 MILES

PEUGEOT 307 CC, 2.0

OPEL MERIVA, 2011, DIESEL

PEUGEOT 308 ESTATE, DIESEL

VW EOS, 2010, DIESEL

FIAT QUBO, 2013, DIESEL

FORD FIESTA, 1.3

HONDA JAZZ, 2006, 1.4

8,995€

5,795€

4,995€

6,995€

13,995€

5,295€

6,995€

8,195€

6,495€

6,695€

8,995€

13,995€

8,995€

2,995€

5,295€

RENAULT MODUS, 2007, DIESEL

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FORD FIESTA LX, 1.4, 35,000 MILES

PT CRUISER, AUTOMATIC, 50,000 MILES

TOYOTA YARIS, 2008, DIESEL

RENAULT KANGOO COMBI, DIESEL

FORD FIESTA, 2012, 52,000 MILES

SKODA FABIA ESTATE, 2011

RENAULT CLIO, 2008, 1.5 DIESEL

OPEL ASTRA ESTATE, DIESEL

OPEL COMBO, 2010, 64,000 MILES

SMART FORTWO COUPE, AUTOMATIC

OPEL CORSA, 2010, DIESEL

SKODA FABIA, 1.4 PETROL

RENAULT ESPACE, 7 SEATER, DIESEL

FIAT DUCATO, DIESEL

FIAT SCUDO PANORAMA, 6 SEATER, 2008

PEUGEOT 307 XR, 43,000 MILES

TOYOTA COROLLA VERSO, 7 SEATER

FORD FIESTA, 2012, DIESEL

MERCEDES C200, DIESEL

4,195€

5,995€

8,295€

5,395€

6,995€

7,995€

7,495€

4,995€

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6,495€

4,495€

3,395€

5,995€

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4,195€

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OPEL INSIGNIA, 2010, DIESEL

8,395€

FIAT 500, 2014, 19,000 MILES

FORD FOCUS, 2007, 55,000 MILES

MITSUBISHI PAJERO, DIESEL

VW GOLF CABRIO, 2012, DIESEL

KIA PICANTO, 2008, 39,000 MILES

VOLVO S40, 2008

SKODA ROOMSTER, 2011, DIESEL

FORD KA, 2011, 40,000 MILES

PEUGEOT 307 CC, 2.0

OPEL MERIVA, 2011, DIESEL

PEUGEOT 308 ESTATE, DIESEL

VW EOS, 2010, DIESEL

FIAT QUBO, 2013, DIESEL

FORD FIESTA, 1.3

HONDA JAZZ, 2006, 1.4

8,995€

5,795€

4,995€

6,995€

13,995€

5,295€

6,995€

8,195€

6,495€

6,695€

8,995€

13,995€

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2,995€

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RENAULT MODUS, 2007, DIESEL

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Refinement and comfort are not words you’d usually associate with the hairy chest-ed world of pick-up trucks, but Nissan has raised the bar with Navara NP300 by giving it the ride and handling characteris-tics of a family SUV. As a re-sult, the Navara is one of the most comfortable and refined pick-ups money can buy, while its 44.9mpg claimed economy and one-tonne payload also makes it one of the most prac-tical and affordable.

The key to the Navara’s superiority is found in the suspension, with double cab models using a five-link set-up with coil springs instead of the leaf sprung cart suspen-sion that is commonly used. This means the bounce and wallow ride has been replaced with a smooth and rewarding drive that feels more akin to a fam-ily car than a commercial vehicle. Traditionalists can still get the Navara with leaf suspension, but this is now limited to the work-focused king cab models.

The Navara can be specified with two-wheel or four-wheel drive and retains its workman like qualities by offering a one-tonne payload and using the same dura-ble box chassis as be-fore. Under the bonnet

there is a new 2.3-litre diesel engine, which is packed with torque and offered with either 160PS or 190PS, the latter with twin turbochargers. The new powerplant is also more economical than the old 2.5 dCi, with a claimed 44.9mpg.

All Navaras are strong towing vehicles - pulling up to 3.5 tonnes - and bene-fit from lots of low-torque for shifting heavy loads. There’s more than enough perfor-mance for the Navara to fulfil its work and family duties with a hushed motorway manner and responsive steering.

The interior is large and comfortable, with a spacious interior and commanding driv-ing position. Higher spec mod-els get a seven-inch touch-

screen and navigation, while air conditioning, rear venti-lation and a full-size spare wheel are all fitted at no extra cost across the range. Nissan has also extended its standard warranty to five years/100,000 miles, which is fully transfera-ble.

Pick-up manufacturers are always keen to claim car-like qualities, but few ever really live up to the billing. However Nissan has set a new bench-mark with the Navara NP300 by giving it similar handling and ride characteristics to a family SUV. As a result the Navara is easy to use, predict-able to drive and comfortable for long trips.

In our view it’s the best pick-up on the market.

NISSAN NAVARA NP300 This Week in Automotive

History The last two-seater T-bird was produced on

this day in 1957. Through 1957, Ford’s Thunderbirds were

jaunty, two-seater sports cars that boasted re-movable hard tops and powerful V-8 engines. The 1958 Thunderbird (nicknamed the “square bird”) was a four-passenger car, 18 inches longer and half a ton heavier than the previous year’s model.

The new luxury Thunderbird packed a 300hp V-8, making it one of the most muscular cars on the road. And one of the most popular. It sold more cars in 1958 than 1957, despite a nationwide slump in auto sales. Ford discontin-ued the Thunderbird after the 1997 model year, by which time it bore little resemblance to the stylish early “Bird” versions.

To the delight of Thunderbird aficionados, it was reintroduced in 2002, with a brand-new and noteworthy design that incorporated ele-ments of 1955-57 and 1961-62 models, includ-ing “porthole” windows, rounded lights and a hood scoop.

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when the property crisis hit Spain in 2008, a lot of companies including builders, construction companies and developers went out of business.

A huge number of builders stopped buying up plots of land in a bid to cause prices to increase, there-fore making a profit when they were sold on to the developer.

Those that survived the seven years of crisis, sat back and waited for the developer to employ their services, and only then did they get to work. They made their small mar-gin of profit, but refused to take any risks.

Now, on the other hand, with the sector in clear revival mode, all of a sudden, a large number of construc-

tion companies and builders have decided to return to their old busi-ness methods, and are snapping up parcels of land by the dozen.

They have themselves decided to act as developers – buying the land and making a greater profit than they would have done by only carrying out the labour.

“In Valdebebas they’re buying up land like crazy people,” said a repre-sentative from a property developing company in this area northeast of Madrid. “They’re competing against us.”

This explains why house prices in the area after remaining the same for a long period of time, suddenly began to shoot up. It isn’t that every-one wants to move there, but the fact that all the available land is being purchased.

According to figures from the Department of Public Works, the amount of money generated from the sale of land went up by 25% dur-ing the second quarter of 2015. And

when comparing figures from the first quarter of this year to the same period in 2014, there was a rise of 12%.

In the region of Madrid, the av-erage price of urban land (without buildings) rocketed 52% annually during the second quarter of 2015. For example, during the same period in 2014, the average price per metre squared of urban land in Madrid was 224 euro. By the second half of this year, it had shot up to 343 euro.

Government figures have re-vealed that apart from Madrid, the price of land has gone up the most this year in the following regions:

Navarra: 21.2%Valencia Region: 18%Murcia: 15.4%Asturias: 11.7%Castilla-La Mancha: 8.2%Cataluña: 4.4%

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Spanish property market recovery set to continue in 2016

Looking ahead to 2016 it looks as if the Spanish house market will continue to recover but the latest data shows it is still a rollercoaster and growth very much depends on location.

According to the latest figures from appraisal company Tinsa prices are still increasing with its latest index up by 1.9% in November year on year.

However, the increase is somewhat exaggerated by an unusual fall in prices last year and on a monthly basis prices were down a fraction compared to September.

The Tinsa index shows, however, that the recovery is broad based as house prices rose in all the areas covered. Prices in Barcelona and Madrid were up by 3%, coastal areas popular with overseas buyers saw price growth of 1.4% and the Balearic and Canary Islands 0.2%.

But the recovery still has some way to go as since the peak of the market house prices are still down 41.3% in general, and 48.2% on the coast.

House prices, excluding new builds, actually fell by 1% in November according to the Idealists price index and are down 2.1% year on year.

However the index shows that five region saw monthly price rises, albeit marginal. The Balearic Island saw price growth of 0.9% followed by the Canary Islands up 0.5%, Andalucía up 0.3%, Navarra and Castilla-La Mancha both up 0.1%.

In contrast, the most significant declines were registered in Murcia with a fall of 3.3%), La Rioja down 2%, Catalonia down 1.9% and Madrid down 1.3%.

So it must be remembered that different indices use different measures and this has to be taken into account when trying to work out what is happening in the market.

Both the property division and research department of BBVA, Spain’s second largest bank, are optimistic about the outlook for the Spanish property market in 2016. They are forecasting stability for the overall market, and growth in some sectors during 2016.

All the key market metrics are already showing an improvement, with sales and mortgage lending up across the board, and house prices rising in a number of cities, the latest BBVA report says.

Anida, the bank’s property division, pointed out that data

from Notaires shows that home sales were up 9.5% in the year to August, and up 8.7% in September. ‘This dynamism in sales is also continuing in the autumn months. 2015 will go down in history as the year the real estate sector stabilised,’ the Anida report points out.

BBVA Research echoes this optimism in its latest report which forecasts that 2015 will end with sales up 10%, to 400,000 homes sold, and that the sector will leave behind the recession in 2016, and consolidate its growth.

BBVA also points out that an acute shortage of new home building means that the excess new homes inventory is undergoing a significant reduction and is disappearing altogether in some of the most dynamic local markets.

It also forecasts that for the first time since the beginning of the global financial crisis, residential construction is starting to contribute to GDP growth as building activity starts to pick up.

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The Costa Blanca Booking Team recently celebrated thier 16 year anniversary and we were delighted to be invited along.

There was a fantastic turn out and with the whole team there it was a great oppertunity to meet everybody as well as hear about their fantastic new concept for luxury properties.

Costa Blanca Booking was established in Albir in 1999. During the years and as a result of our professionalism, hard work and customer satisfaction as their aim was to be the leading Real Estate agencies in the North part of Costa Blanca.

The team consists of 16 professionals with extensive experience in the Real Estate sector. Speaking 11 languages that allowing them to reach out to the wider range of customers from all over Europe and other continents.

In order to guarantee the satisfaction of their customers the key is a personalized service and knowing that this is important during the process of a purchase and a sale as well as maintaining

the after sales. Having the trust and

satisfaction that provides all future recommendations to friends and family of each individual customer has been the success to grow and develop the company.

Costa Blanca Booking is a dynamic company that has now created a new concept: CBB LUX. This new project aims to provide special attention to luxury properties and facilitate a place for those customers who are looking for luxury properties in the beautiful Costa Blanca area.

In addition to the existing portfolio of more than 800 properties for sale and presented at www.costablancabooking.com.

The increased focus on Luxury properties in the area of Alfas del Pi, Albir and Altea, you can see the choice of these beautiful properties at www.cbblux.com if these properties have your interest as a buyer and also if you have a relevant property to sell then please contact the team at the spacious and appealing office in Albir or you can also contact them at:

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The company is based in Moraira with a full display of products to view and meet Sue Sievert the director.

The business is one of the largest in the market and offers the best advice and quality as a market leader. Opening eight years ago the business in Moraira has strengthened and the high level of service and professionalism has been the direction since the first day.

Trained staff and being multi lingual has been the difference that customers welcome in this day and age together where the trust and confidence when choosing the company and the correct products are essentially the key factor.

Sue the office Manager says “client satisfaction is the most important aspect of any sale and we strive to retain our customers with our expertise and quality”.

The company has a network of dealers that are completely reputable offering the same high standards. Keeping the good reputation that has already been at the forefront of the success of Whirlpools World.

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Sierra CortinaGround floor apartment with

private garden, private parking and trastero. 2 bedrooms and 2

bathrooms, very modern. 545€ per month

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Beautifully presented 3 bedroom apartment in the centre of town. Parking included, air conditioning and heating. 2 bathrooms, very well furnished.

Alfaz del PiLocated in Arabi Park, 2 bedroom

with 2 bathroom unfurnished apartment within walking distance

of town. Great price at...495€ per month

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Alfaz del Pi: 550€ per month

Come along to our office in Alfaz or visit us between 10am - 2pm on Tuesday or Thursday at the indoor

market in Benidorm. We will be happy to chat about your requirements and show you

our great range of property for long term rental and holidays.

Calle Ferreria 16 • Local 2 • 03580 Alfaz del Pi (Alicante)UK Tel: 020 3411 7758 • Spain Tel: 0034 966 260 877

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Albir One bedroom apartment, very

nicely presented close to all amenities. Must be viewed. Great

new price at 425€ per month

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Sierra CortinaGround floor apartment with

private garden, private parking and trastero. 2 bedrooms and 2

bathrooms, very modern. 545€ per month

PROPERTY OF THE WEEK!

Beautifully presented 3 bedroom apartment in the centre of town. Parking included, air conditioning and heating. 2 bathrooms, very well furnished.

Alfaz del PiLocated in Arabi Park, 2 bedroom

with 2 bathroom unfurnished apartment within walking distance

of town. Great price at...495€ per month

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Alfaz del Pi: 550€ per month

Come along to our office in Alfaz or visit us between 10am - 2pm on Tuesday or Thursday at the indoor

market in Benidorm. We will be happy to chat about your requirements and show you

our great range of property for long term rental and holidays.

Calle Ferreria 16 • Local 2 • 03580 Alfaz del Pi (Alicante)UK Tel: 020 3411 7758 • Spain Tel: 0034 966 260 877

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Albir One bedroom apartment, very

nicely presented close to all amenities. Must be viewed. Great

new price at 425€ per month

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Heating up your Spanish house in winterSpain in the winter is warmer than

England. The days are generally sunny, although the evenings can be cold. If you have a north or east facing home, you’ll probably need some form of heating between November and March.

South-facing properties are cosy in the winter, but can be unbearably hot in the summer, even with air conditioning. However in general most houses in Spain despite which way they are facing are designed to keep cool.

If your property has air conditioning, this can also be used as a heater, however it’s not efficient in a large room, and it can be expensive to run. Plus if you have breathing problems or suffer from asthma, air conditioning can exacerbate your difficulties.

You can buy slim, panel radiators, which are economical to run, but they are mainly for background heat. Oil filled radiators are more efficient, and again are economical to run, but are rather bulky and unattractive.

Electricity in Spain is much cheaper than in England, but if you have a large property, you could find yourself with a hefty bill. It may make more sense, particularly if you are on a pension which has already suffered from the weakness of Sterling against the euro, to look at ‘pay as you heat’ options.

Paraffin heaterWhy not try a paraffin heater?

If the thought of the rusty, smelly old heaters of your grandparents’ days puts you off, think again. Visit a Brico, or any other hardware chain, and you’ll find a stylish range of heaters from as little as €90. Twenty litres of paraffin will cost between €38 and €45. It burns with little or no smell, and 20 litres will usually last a month.

Bottled gas heatersAnother option is bottled gas

heaters. These are on castors, so can be moved from room to room. Again, there are some attractive models available for around €70, though you’ll have to pay more if you want a heater with variable heat controls. Calor gas in England is expensive, but cost only around €15 in Spain. A bottle should last at least 4

weeks, so it’s an economical option.

Log fireMany Spanish

homes, even new builds have open fireplaces, so you may fancy having a log fire. Wood burning stoves in Spain are very reasonable, starting from around €600, but you should try a log basket and open fire first, as a wood burner may make your room too hot. Depending on

your taste, you can pay anything from €30 up to €300 or more for an individually made cast iron log basket.

Ask your neighbours where you can buy logs; maybe several of you can club together to share a delivery and save some money? Check local community website business directories and Facebook. Better still, collect your logs from a forest near you and dry them out ready for burning.

In Spain, people tend to dump wooden pallets on waste ground, and you can help yourself, so there’s another source of free firewood.

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AVOID THE TWO EXTREMES Ann Mather, Celebrity Nutritionist Comes To The Rescue

No matter where you look at this time of year, you are faced with two extremes:1. How you can lose 2 dress sizes and 10lbs before Christmas2. Lots of mouthwatering and tempting Christmas Fayre – everything you could possibly dream of to pile on the inches!As a nutritionist, I encourage all of my clients to adopt healthy eating throughout the year and

also to adopt the 80/20 rule. In that way, you can manage your weight all of the time, but still have the odd treat. Your body has an incredible ability to look after itself if you don’t abuse it all of the time. Please believe me when I say that diets simply don’t work. You cannot sustain them for very long, they involve deprivation; they seriously affect your metabolism and hormonal system and

will cause serious health problems later on in life. W e all overeat from time to time,

but so long as it is infrequent, the body can cope. If all of the advertisements and marketing are tempting you to eat too much at Christmas, there is no too much to worry about if this is the only time! If binge eating becomes more of a

habit, then there are some serious issues at play. Binge

eating is often associated with stress and other negative emotions.

The problem is that it becomes a vicious circle. You binge (normally on the wrong

things) to give you short term feelings of contentment, but then you crash and off you go

bingeing again. Everything in life is a balance – everything has a good and bad side – it is about making sure that the good predominates.Here are just a few swops that you can follow – not just over Christmas but all of the time to make sure that you are following a truly healthy diet

Breakfast Cereals SWOP for oatmeal, quinoa or millet

Ice-cream SWAP for frozen yogurt

Chips and Roasties SWAP for potato skin wedges

Wheat breads crackers and biscuits SWAP for oats rye, spelt or kamut

Crisps and similar snacks SWAP for mixed nuts and seeds

Beef lamb and pork SWAP for chicken, turkey and fish

Cow´s milk and products SWAP for goat´s or sheep´s milk

Creamy sauces SWAP for vegetable or tomato based sauces

Normal tea and coffee SWAP for green tea or herbal tea

Creamy salad dressings SWAP for lime or lemon juice, balsamic vinegar and olive oil

Butters and margarines SWAP for olive oil

Mayonnaise SWAP for mustard

Cheesy snacks SWAP for fresh fruit

Have a really happy, healthy and Merry Christmas!If you want a consultation with Ann for Nutritional Advice or a Food Intolerance Test,

please contact the Family Medical Centre, Albir, on 966 865 072

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8 myths about pets and winter care

Myth: Unlike summertime where a car acts as a greenhouse and can cause harm and even death to pets, a pet is safer in a car during winter months.Fact: Pets can freeze to death even in a short period of time. Cars act as a refrigerator in cold months. A dog alone in a car, no matter the season, is a target for thieves.

Myth: All ice melts are created equal.Fact: Not all ice melts are formulated to keep pets safe. Pet-safe ice melts like Morton Safe-T-Pet are salt- and chloride-free, which is safer on pet paws and stomachs. Never use a human grade ice melt, and always sprinkle Safe-T-Pet on sidewalks; do not pile product and risk Fido or Fluffy’s health.

Myth: A dog’s pads protect them from all elements of weather.Fact: Though a dog’s pads contain much fatty tissue that does not freeze as easily as other tissues, protection against scuffing, scraping, cutting, and ice damage is crucial in winter months. Ice cubes and “snowballing” may occur in the delicate areas between toes and pads. Protective booties or a product like Musher’s Secret, which is used on sledding dogs, can help ease extreme conditions on sensitive pads.

Myth: Dogs do not absorb antifreeze or harmful chemicals on walks through their paws.Fact: A dog’s pads are more resilient than other parts of his body, but chemicals can be absorbed through them. In turn, chemicals like antifreeze can be licked by dogs and cause severe problems. Wipe dog pads off thoroughly after a walk, perhaps using some warm water and a washcloth to melt any ice balls that may have formed on the feet.

Myth: Coats are for show and really do not keep pets warm in the winter months since animals have a natural fur coat.Fact: Dogs and cats get cold, particularly short-haired breeds, senior citizens, puppies, and pets with medical conditions. Look for an insulated sweater with a turtleneck, that covers the belly, and that allows for protection from neck to tip of tail.

Myth: Dogs should gain weight in the winter to keep their fat ratio up and stay warm.Fact: Not always. Though dogs are more sedentary in winter months, gaining weight as a form of insulation is not always advised. Indoor dogs who participate in strenuous activities or winter sports may require additional food in colder months. A recent study from the Association for Pet Obesity revealed that 53 percent of cats and 55 percent of dogs are overweight or obese in the United States. Keep a pet’s heart, organs, and joints healthy and keep an eye on their weight year round.

Myth: Thought a humidifier may help people, it does not do much for our pets during winter heating season.Fact: Dry air in the home can make pets itchier, cause dry noses, upper respiratory infections, more dander, and dry throats. Consider a humidifier, talk to the veterinarian about skin conditioners and fatty acid supplements for healthy skin.

Myth: Fleas will not affect my pet during the winter months.Fact: Though fleas may not survive in brutal winter t e m p e r a t u r e s outside, the warmth of home means fleas gravitate towards indoor comfrort where they can affect pets. Using a natural, safer product such as Flea Flicker! Tick Ticker! from Ark Naturals means no chemicals and a safe alternative for pest control and prevention during colder months. Always consult a veterinarian with any questions.

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Do your cats wake you at the crack of dawn? Are they keeping you from getting a good night’s sleep? As much as we love our feline family members, most of us would prefer to not have that love expressed by a pounce on our chest at 4am.

The first step in changing this behavior is understanding why cats do it. Cats are, by nature, nocturnal animals. They hunt and eat primarily at night. Even though studies have shown that domestic cats adapt their activity cycles to their environment and to human activity, in many cats, this natural instinct still dominates. Add to that that most of our cats are left alone for much of the day and probably spend the bulk of that time sleeping, and it’s no wonder that they become active at night.

There are two main components to changing this behavior:

Stop rewarding undesired behavior.Use your cat’s natural cycle to your advantage.

Stop rewarding undesired behaviorIf your cat wakes you up early in the morning,

your first inclination is probably to try and get back to sleep. However, in most cases, it’s simply not possible to do that with a cat either jumping up and down on you, attacking your feet, of pulling your hair. So eventually, you get up and feed the cat. And guess what you’ve just done? You’ve rewarded the behavior you don’t want.

You have to break this cycle – and if you stop responding to your cat’s attempts to get you out of bed for two weeks, you will most likely succeed. It’s going to take some moral fortitude to do this for two weeks, but it will be worth the effort.

use your cat’s natural cycle to your advantage

If you usually feed your cat as soon as you get home from work, consider moving dinner time closer to bedtime. You may not want to do this all at once because you’ll probably have a very unhappy cat on your hands, but if you can gradually feed her half an hour later each day, you should be able to shift her feeding schedule without too much fuss.

Play with your cat before feeding her. I can’t stress the importance of ritualized play enough, especially for indoor cats. 5-10 minutes, ideally at least twice a day, and at the same time each day, will go a long way toward alleviating all sorts of behavior problems. Playing with your cat before feeding her mimics the cat’s natural behavior of hunt, kill and eat.

If you don’t want to change your cat’s dinner time to closer to bedtime, feed her at her usual time,

but cut back on the amount just a little bit. Feed the remaining amount as a bedtime snack AFTER another 5-10 minute play session just before bedtime.

By not rewarding the behavior, and using your cat’s natural cycle to your advantage, you should see a difference in behavior after two weeks, and the scene from Simon’s Cat classic “Cat Man Do” video will be a thing of the past at your house.

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Sherlock Is Back But For One Day Only

Benedict Cumberbatch and Martin Freeman return to Sherlock for the 2015 Special, The Abominable Bride, airing on New Year’s Day...

The special, which intends to provide a bit of sustenance for the fans who are hungering for Sherlock season four

Benedict Cumberbatch (The Imitation Game) and Martin Freeman (The Hobbit) return as Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson in the acclaimed modern retelling of Arthur Conan Doyle’s classic stories. But now, our heroes find themselves in 1890s London. Beloved characters

Mary Morstan (played by Amanda Abbington), Inspector Lestrade (Rupert Graves) and Mrs. Hudson (Una Stubbs) also turn up at 221b Baker Street.

For fans who are wondering when the new season starts, your going to be waiting a while as Sherlock Season 4, will go into production in Spring, 2016. Airdate will most likely be in 2017. BBC1 New Years Day 10pm CET

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All In Spanish Time

Ariana Grande Releases Christmas EP Christmas & Chill

Christmas has come early for Ariana Grande fans.

The singer has released a festive EP creatively titled Christmas & Chill a nice little twist on Netflix and Chill.

Christmas & Chill has six brand new songs for fans to get into, including Wit It This Christmas, December and Winter Things.

After teasing her newest release on social media, Ariana

Grande unveiled a new, six-track EP of original Christmas songs on Thursday just in time for the holidays.

This is the third year in the row the pop star has released Christmas content. In 2013, she released another EP, “Christmas Kisses,” and in 2014, she recorded the song “Santa Tell Me.”

The songs hit a sultry note

with lyrics like “’Tis the season for some loving, so I think you should give your love to me,” it’s clear Grande may be hoping to find one

particular stud under the tree this Christmas.

You can of course listen to the EP online or download from ITunes

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The world’s biggest lottery is in Spain and it is called El Gordo which means “The Fat One”

El Gordo de Navidad is one of the largest and richest lotteries in the world with a prize pool in excess of €2 billion. The lottery, officially known as Sorteo Extraordinario de Navidad or Loteria de Navidad, began in 1812 and has become an annual Spanish tradition.

The draws, which are held in Madrid on 22nd December every year and considered a national event, differ from standard lotteries in two important aspects.

Unlike other lotteries, whose draws are generally brief and completed with relatively little fanfare, El Gordo de Navidad draws take hours to complete due to the sheer number of prizes and the format is closer to a raffle than a standard lottery. The balls are drawn from two machines, called ‘bombos’, which each hold thousands of balls. One bombo contains balls inscribed with a pre-determined number combination, while the other bombo contains balls inscribed with a prize value. Each pre-determined

number is printed on numerous tickets so, when a prize is selected to correspond with the number drawn, the prize fund for that tier will be shared between all of the players whose ticket matches

the number drawn.This huge lottery is drawn on 22nd December every

year and the whole of Spain watches on TV., You can buy El Gordo tickets at lottery offices, on high streets and at some tobacconists. You can also buy

tickets online if you are in or outside Spain, there are various websites that offer El Gordo tickets such as

Buena Suerte and Bon Sort.

The Prize DrawFrom 09.00 in the morning of the 22nd December

every year forty children aged 8 to 14 years old from the school “Colegio de San Ildefonso” in Segovia - called “Los niños de San Ildefonso” - pick out small wooden numbered balls out of the two big golden drums. This ceremony is called “el soniquete de los Niños de San Ildefonso.” One drum has the winning numbers and the other has the prize amounts. The children pick and sing out a lottery number from one drum, and then pick a ball from the other and sing out the prize. The ceremony takes place at the “Teatro Real de Madrid” and takes just over three hours. It’s very sweet and Christmas in Spain just wouldn’t be the same without it. Naturally because of the money involved it’s very exciting viewing, at least until the 1st prize, 2nd and 3rd prize is drawn.

The TicketsThe numbering system itself is quite complex. You

don’t pick your own numbers. For El Gordo you buy a preprinted ticket. Each ticket number has a picture of a nativity scene which changes every year. An El Gordo ticket (billete) has a pre-printed 5-digit number and is like an A4 sheet with 10 smaller tickets

on it, a full ticket sheet (billete) costs 200 euros and in 2013 there was 180 series of the same ticket (billete). Each ticket sheet is divided into ten smaller tickets called “décimos” which cost 20 euros each. Most people buy a

“décimo,” which like a full lottery ticket, but as explained above, a “décimo” is technically a tenth of a ticket

Prize BreakdownThe prize tiers below are per billete: Prize Tier Prizes

Available* Prize per Billete

1st”El Gordo” 1 €4,000,000Second Prize 1 €1,250,000Third Prize 1 €500,000Fourth Prize 2 €200,000Fifth Prize 8 €60,000

The number of prizes is calculated by multiplying the winning combinations drawn by the number of billetes in the series. For example, there would be 180 x €4,000,000 “El Gordo” prizes if the number of billetes in the series was 180.

As the prize amount is per billete, the prize value is divided by the number of players participating on a billette. For example, if 10 players each had a ‘decimo’, they would receive 1/10 of the billet prize amount.

The table above shows the top 5 prize tiers but the ‘pedrea’, or ‘shower of prizes’, includes hundreds of further prizes drawn throughout the day.

El Gordo de Navidad draws frequently include a ‘variation’ which gives players additional prizes for matching the variation chosen. For example, the variation for the 2012 draw entitled the holder of any ticket number ending in 8 to claim a prize.

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7.00am Football Gold7.15am Football Gold7.30am Football Gold7.45am Football Gold8.00am Cricket9.00am Big Bash League12.30pm Cricket1.30pm Football League Goals2.30pm Goals on Sunday3.30pm Ford Football Special5.00pm Fantasy Football Club Highlights5.30pm Soccer A.M. - The Best Bits6.30pm F1: Grand Prix8.00pm Ford Monday Night Football12.00am F1: Grand Prix1.30am SPFL Round Up2.00am NFL5.00am NFL6.00am Football Gold6.15am Football Gold6.30am Football Gold6.45am Football Gold

7.00am The Premier League Years9.00am The Premier League Years11.00am Premier League 100 Club11.30am The Premier League Years1.30pm Bpl Legends2.00pm The Premier League Years4.00pm Game Changers4.30pm The Premier League Years6.30pm Premier League7.00pm Big Bash League10.30pm Cricket6.00am Cricket Specials6.30am Cricket Specials

7.00am The Flash8.00am The Flash9.00am Monkey Life9.30am Monkey Life10.00am Monkey Life10.30am Monkey Life11.00am Hawaii Five-012.00pm Hawaii Five-01.00pm Futurama1.30pm Futurama2.00pm Futurama2.30pm Futurama3.00pm Moonfleet4.00pm Moonfleet5.00pm The Simpsons5.30pm Modern Family6.00pm Modern Family6.30pm Modern Family7.00pm Modern Family7.30pm The Simpsons8.00pm The Simpsons8.30pm The Simpsons9.00pm The Muppets9.30pm Modern Family10.00pm Star Wars10.30pm A League of Their Own11.00pm Bad Boys1.20am Duck Quacks Don’t Echo2.20am Hawaii Five-0

Film412.00pm Laputa: Castle in the Sky2.35pm The Great St Trinian’s Train Rob-bery4.25pm Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs6.10pm Catch That Kid7.55pm Tower Heist10.00pm Battleship12.35am I Give it a Year

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7.20am How I Met Your Mother7.45am Everybody Loves Raymond8.10am Everybody Loves Raymond8.35am Frasier9.00am Frasier9.25am Frasier9.55am The Big Bang Theory10.25am The Big Bang Theory10.55am The Big Bang Theory11.20am Space Chimps12.55pm The Simpsons1.25pm Five Children and It3.10pm Deal or No Deal Double Trouble: Christmas Leftovers4.10pm Countdown5.00pm Posh Pawnbrokers6.00pm Come Dine with Me7.00pm The Simpsons7.30pm Hollyoaks8.00pm Channel 4 News9.00pm How the Rich Live Longer10.00pm The Supervet at Christmas11.00pm That’s So Last Century12.00am The Children Who Beat Ebola1.00am Rewind the Christmas Hits

Channel 5 10.15am World’s Strongest Man 201511.15am Ice Road Truckers12.20pm The Flight Before Christmas1.55pm The Elf That Rescued Christmas3.25pm The Christmas Miracle of Jona than Toomey5.10pm The Secret Garden7.00pm A Primary School Nativity7.55pm World’s Strongest Man 20159.00pm The Dog Rescuers Christmas Spe cial with Alan Davies10.00pm Michael Buble’s Christmas 201511.00pm Greatest Ever Christmas Movies1.50am Crackers About Christmas2.50am Super Casino5.00am Michaela’s Wild Challenge5.25am Divine Designs

Itv2

7.00am Breakfast10.15am Wanted Down Under Revisited11.00am Homes Under the Hammer12.00pm Oxford Street Revealed12.45pm Close Calls: On Camera1.15pm Bargain Hunt2.00pm BBC News at One2.30pm Regional News and Weather2.45pm Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom4.35pm Puss in Boots: The Three Diablos4.50pm Shrek The Third6.15pm Pointless7.00pm BBC News at Six7.30pm Regional News and Weather8.00pm Celebrity Mastermind8.30pm EastEnders9.00pm Holby City10.00pm Luther11.00pm BBC News at Ten11.25pm Regional News and Weather11.35pm Take That12.35am Mrs. Brown’s Boys1.05am Weather for the Week Ahead1.10am BBC News

7.50am Oxford Street Revealed8.35am Home Comforts at Christmas9.20am This Wild Life9.50am Simply Nigella10.20am Tintin and the Golden Fleece12.00pm The Hairy Bikers’ Northern Expo sure1.00pm The Great Pottery Throw Down2.00pm Some Mothers Do ‘Ave ‘Em2.45pm The Polar Bear Family and Me3.45pm Coast4.45pm Perry and Croft: Made in Britain5.15pm Alaska: Earth’s Frozen Kingdom6.15pm Money for Nothing7.00pm Eggheads7.30pm Back in Time for Christmas8.30pm University Challenge9.00pm MasterChef: The Professionals10.00pm We’re Doomed! The Dad’s Army Story11.00pm QI11.30pm Alpha Papa12.55am The Javone Prince Show1.25am Race to Super Bowl 502.15am Salvage3.30am The Hunt

7.00am Good Morning Britain9.30am Lorraine10.25am Rebound11.25am Pick Me!12.30pm Big Star’s Little Star1.30pm Off Their Rockers2.00pm Celebrity Squares2.45pm ITV Lunchtime News3.15pm Judge Rinder4.20pm Liar Liar6.00pm The Chase7.00pm ITV News London7.30pm ITV Evening News8.00pm Emmerdale8.30pm Tonight9.00pm Midsomer Murders11.00pm ITV News at Ten and Weather11.40pm The Jonathan Ross Show

7.00am The Hot Desk7.10am Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records7.30am You’ve Been Framed!7.55am Emmerdale8.20am Coronation Street8.50am Coronation Street9.20am The Cube10.15am 1000 Heartbeats for Text Santa11.20am Beethoven’s 2nd1.10pm Emmerdale1.40pm Coronation Street2.10pm Coronation Street2.40pm All Star Family Fortunes3.40pm The Jeremy Kyle Show4.50pm The Jeremy Kyle Show5.55pm The Jeremy Kyle Show7.00pm You’ve Been Framed!7.30pm You’ve Been Framed!8.00pm You’ve Been Framed!8.50pm Take Me Out10.00pm Love Actually12.45am Celebrity Juice1.45am Two and a Half Men2.15am The Vampire Diaries3.05am Tricked4.00am TheOfficeXmasParty

more49.55am Time Team11.00am Kirstie’s Vintage Gems11.20am Reap the Wild Wind1.55pm Come Dine with Me2.25pm Come Dine with Me3.00pm Come Dine with Me3.30pm Come Dine with Me4.05pm Come Dine with Me4.35pm River Cottage5.40pm A Place in the Sun: Home or Away6.45pm A Place in the Sun7.50pm George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces8.55pm Grand Designs10.00pm Building the Dream11.00pm The Hoarder Next Door12.05am 24 Hours in A and E1.10am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA

Pick

Itv47.00am Football’s Greatest: George Best7.15am The Big Match Revisited8.05am The Professionals8.55am Minder10.00am Alias Smith and Jones11.05am TT 201512.05pm TT 20151.05pm The Professionals2.10pm Minder3.15pm Pawn Stars3.40pm Pawn Stars4.10pm The Appaloosa6.15pm Gunsmoke8.00pm Pawn Stars8.25pm Pawn Stars9.00pm The Chase: Celebrity Special10.00pm Coogan’s Bluff12.05am First Blood2.10am Death Wish 5: The Face of Death3.55am Nitro Circus4.15am ITV4 Nightscreen4.25am TT 20155.15am TT 2015

5USA

7.00am Sunrise7.30am Sunrise8.00am Most Haunted9.00am 6ixth Sense with Colin Fry9.30am 6ixth Sense with Colin Fry10.00am Road Wars11.00am Road Wars12.00pm Road Wars1.00pm Road Wars2.00pm Road Wars3.00pm Send in the Dogs UK4.00pm Send in the Dogs UK5.00pm Send in the Dogs UK6.00pm Send in the Dogs UK7.00pm Send in the Dogs UK8.00pm Monkey Life8.30pm Monkey Thieves9.00pm Moonfleet10.00pm A Haunting11.00pm Z Nation12.00am Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!1.45am Road Wars2.45am Road Wars3.15am Caribbean Cops4.10am Most Shocking5.05am Most Haunted6.00am Motorway Patrol6.30am Motorway Patrol

7.00am Teleshopping10.00am Diagnosis Murder11.00am Mistletoe Over Manhattan12.55pm Access1.05pm Rio Lobo3.30pm Access3.40pm McQ6.00pm CSI: NY7.00pm CSI: Crime Scene Investigation7.55pm Access8.00pm NCIS9.00pm NCIS10.00pm Law and Order: Special Victims Unit11.00pm NCIS12.50am CSI: Miami

BBC 48.00pm Children Talking8.30pm The Fir Tree9.00pm Swarm: Nature’s Incredible Inva-sions10.00pm Blood and Gold: The Making of SpainwithSimonSebagMontefiore11.00pm 10 Things You Didn’t Know About Avalanches12.00am The Third Man1.40am Swarm: Nature’s Incredible Inva-sions

BBC 38.00pm Dragons: Legend of the Boneknapper Dragon8.15pm Kung Fu Panda Holiday8.35pm Kung Fu Panda10.00pm Don’t Tell the Bride11.00pm EastEnders11.30pm Rent a Cop12.00am Family Guy1.30am Rent a Cop2.00am Don’t Tell the Bride

Itv37.00am Movies Now7.10am In Loving Memory7.35am The Secret of My Succe$s9.30am Clash of the Santas11.30am The Best of Benny Hill1.15pm The Royal2.20pm Heidi4.20pm Sherlock Holmes: The Hound of the Baskervilles6.40pm Inspector Morse9.00pm Paul O’Grady: For The Love of Dogs9.30pm Paul O’Grady: For The Love of Dogs10.00pm Paul O’Grady: For The Love of Dogs10.30pm Vicious11.00pm Endeavour1.00am Wycliffe

Sky Sports 1 Sky Sports 27.00am Sporting Rivalries7.30am Sporting Rivalries8.00am WWE SmackDown!9.00am Soccer A.M. - The Best Bits10.00am Sporting Greats10.30am Sporting Greats11.00am Sporting Greats11.30am Sporting Greats12.00pm Soccer A.M. - The Best Bits1.00pm Sporting Rivalries1.30pm Sporting Rivalries2.00pm Time of Our Lives3.00pm Challenge Bahrain4.00pm Killarney Adventure Race4.30pm Itera Expedition Race5.00pm Cricket6.00pm WWE SmackDown!8.00pm Big Bash League11.30pm Cricket12.30am Cricket’s Greatest1.00am Big Bash League4.30am Cricket’s Greatest5.00am Cricket’s Greatest

Sky Sports 3

BT Sport 17.00am Gillette World Sport7.30am Hyundai A-League Highlights8.00am Game of the Week8.30am Global Goals9.00am Barclays Premier League Review10.00am Ladbrokes Championship11.00am WTA 2015 Best Matches1.00pm Bundesliga Review2.00pm French Ligue 1 Review3.00pm Vanarama National League High lights3.30pm NBA4.00pm European Rugby Champions Cup Highlights5.00pm Game of the Week5.30pm The Ultimate Fishing Show6.00pm British Carp Cup6.30pm MLB Post Season7.30pm Barclays Premier League Review8.30pm Vanarama National League High-

BT Sport 27.00am World Wide Sports7.30am Vanarama National League High lights8.00am Football Classics9.00am Football Classics10.00am Football Classics11.00am Football Classics12.00pm WRC Classic12.30pm WRC Classic1.00pm WRC Classic2.00pm WRC Classic3.00pm 30 for 304.30pm NBA6.30pm NBA8.30pm College Basketball

TCM

History9.00am Storage Wars9.30am Storage Wars10.00am Storage Wars10.30am Storage Wars11.00am Storage Wars11.30am Storage Wars12.00pm Storage Wars12.30pm Storage Wars1.00pm Storage Wars1.30pm Storage Wars2.00pm Storage Wars2.30pm Storage Wars3.00pm Storage Wars3.30pm Storage Wars4.00pm Storage Wars4.30pm Storage Wars5.00pm Storage Wars5.30pm Storage Wars6.00pm Storage Wars6.30pm Storage Wars7.00pm Storage Wars7.30pm Storage Wars8.00pm Storage Wars8.30pm Storage Wars9.00pm Pawn Stars9.30pm Pawn Stars10.00pm Storage Wars Best of10.30pm Storage Wars Best of11.00pm Duck Dynasty

Yesterday7.00am Sounds of the 70s7.25am The Planets8.15am Impossible Engineering9.00am Impossible Engineering10.00am Impossible Engineering11.00am Forbidden History12.00pm Forbidden History1.00pm The Planets2.00pm The Planets3.00pm The Planets4.00pm Forbidden History5.00pm Forbidden History6.00pm Secrets of the Stonehenge Skele tons7.00pm Pompeii: The Mystery of the Peo ple Frozen in Time8.00pm Secrets of the Manor House9.00pm Open All Hours9.35pm Open All Hours10.10pm Open All Hours10.50pm Open All Hours

Sky1GOLD

8.00am Bewitched8.25am Bewitched8.55am My Family10.00am My Family11.15am Only Fools and Horses12.35pm Only Fools and Horses2.20pm One Foot in the Grave3.10pm My Family4.30pm Only Fools and Horses6.20pm Only Fools and Horses8.00pm Keeping Up Appearances8.40pm Gavin and Stacey10.00pm Bring Me Morecambe and Wise11.00pm Victoria Wood’s Mid-Life Christ mas12.20am Absolutely Fabulous1.00am The Thin Blue Line1.40am Victoria Wood’s Mid-Life Christ mas2.55am Absolutely Fabulous3.25am Yes, Prime Minister4.00am Yes, Minister4.30am Yes, Minister5.00am Home Shopping

Discovery7.00am How It’s Made7.30am How It’s Made8.00am Born Survivor: Bear Grylls9.00am Wheeler Dealers10.00am Wheeler Dealers11.00am Wheeler Dealers12.00pm Wheeler Dealers1.00pm Wheeler Dealers2.00pm Wheeler Dealers3.00pm Wheeler Dealers4.00pm Wheeler Dealers5.00pm Wheeler Dealers6.00pm Wheeler Dealers7.00pm Fast N’ Loud8.00pm Wheeler Dealers Trading Up9.00pm Gold Rush10.00pm Gold Rush11.00pm Gold Divers12.00am Fast N’ Loud1.00am Alaska: The Last Frontier2.00am Gold Rush3.00am Gold Rush4.00am Deadliest Catch4.50am Alaska: The Last Frontier

8.35am Kung Fu9.40am Kung Fu10.45am The Moonlighter12.15pm The First Texan1.50pm Kung Fu2.55pm Kung Fu4.00pm Wichita5.35pm The Bounty Hunter7.10pm Gold of the Seven Saints8.50pm Canyon Raiders10.00pm The Shepherd: Border Patrol11.50pm Sudden Impact2.05am Atlantis, the Lost Continent

7.00am Football Gold7.15am Football Gold7.30am Football Gold7.45am Football Gold8.00am Cricket9.00am Big Bash League12.30pm Cricket1.30pm SPFL Round Up2.00pm Ford Monday Night Football4.30pm Fantasy Football Club Highlights5.00pm Barclays Premier League Review6.00pm Fantasy Football Club Highlights6.30pm SPFL Round Up7.00pm Premier League 100 Club7.30pm Fantasy Football Club Highlights8.00pm World Darts Championship12.00am Darts Gold II12.15am Darts Gold II12.30am Fantasy Football Club Highlights1.00am Football Gold1.15am Football Gold1.30am La Liga World 20152.00am To be Announced4.00am Fantasy Football Club Highlights4.30am Football Gold4.45am Football Gold

7.00am The Premier League Years9.00am Ford Monday Night Football11.30am The Premier League Years1.30pm Bpl Legends2.00pm The Premier League Years4.00pm Premier League 100 Club4.30pm The Premier League Years6.30pm Barclays Premier League Review7.30pm The Premier League Years9.30pm Premier League10.00pm The Premier League Years12.00am Premier League12.30am The Premier League Years2.30am Premier League 100 Club3.00am The Premier League Years5.00am The Premier League Years

7.00am The Flash8.00am The Flash9.00am Futurama9.30am Futurama10.00am Futurama10.30am Futurama11.00am Hawaii Five-012.00pm Hawaii Five-01.00pm Futurama1.30pm Futurama2.00pm Futurama2.30pm Futurama3.00pm Treasure Island5.00pm The Simpsons5.30pm Modern Family6.00pm Modern Family6.30pm Modern Family7.00pm Modern Family7.30pm The Simpsons8.00pm The Simpsons8.30pm The Simpsons9.00pm Greatest Disney Songs10.00pm A League of Their Own11.00pm Karl Pilkington: The Moaning of

Film412.00pm Nausicaa of the Valley of the Winds2.25pm The Spy Next Door4.15pm Dr. Seuss’ the Lorax5.55pm Black Knight7.40pm Beautiful Creatures10.00pm Ted

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Choice

Wednesday 23rd DecemberBBC1 BBC2 ITV Channel 4

7.25am Small Animal Hospital8.10am Everybody Loves Raymond8.35am Rugrats the Movie10.00am The Big Bang Theory10.30am The Big Bang Theory11.00am The Big Bang Theory11.30am Space Chimps 2: Zartog Strikes Back1.00pm The Simpsons1.30pm Aliens in the Attic3.10pm Deal or No Deal4.10pm Countdown5.00pm Posh Pawnbrokers6.00pm Celebrity Come Dine with Me7.00pm The Simpsons7.30pm Hollyoaks8.00pm Channel 4 News8.30pm Toy Story of Terror9.00pm Posh Pawn at Christmas10.00pm 24 Hours in A and E11.00pm Toast of London11.30pm Father Ted12.35am Father Ted1.05am Father Ted1.35am Best Before2.00am The IT Crowd2.55am The IT Crowd3.25am The IT Crowd

Channel 5 10.30am Toby’s Travelling Circus10.40am Christmas Angel12.20pm Fly Away Home2.30pm World’s Strongest Man 20153.30pm The Glenn Miller Story5.50pm Clash of the Titans8.00pm World’s Strongest Man 20159.00pm GPs: Behind Closed Doors10.00pm Can’t Pay? We’ll Take it Away!11.00pm Christmas with Britain’s Biggest Family12.00am OnBenefits:Cashinginfor Christmas1.00am Michael Buble’s Christmas Songbook2.00am Super Casino4.10am GPs: Behind Closed Doors

Itv2

7.00am Breakfast10.15am David Suchet: In the Footsteps of St Paul11.15am Cue the Queen: Celebrating the Christmas Speech12.15pm Eat Well for Less at Christmas1.15pm Bargain Hunt2.00pm BBC News at One2.30pm Regional News and Weather2.45pm Indiana Jones and the Last Cru sade4.40pm Donkey’s Caroling Christmas-Tac ular4.50pm Shrek Forever After6.15pm Pointless7.00pm BBC News at Six7.30pm Regional News and Weather8.00pm Celebrity Mastermind8.30pm A Question of Sport9.00pm EastEnders9.30pm Snow Chick: A Penguin’s Tale10.30pm Boomers11.00pm BBC News at Ten11.25pm Regional News and Weather11.35pm Peter Kay’s Car Share12.05am Mrs. Brown’s Boys12.35am Meet the Fockers2.25am Weather for the Week Ahead

7.55am Oxford Street Revealed8.40am Home Comforts at Christmas9.25am This Wild Life9.55am Terry and Mason’s Great Food Trip10.25am Short Circuit12.00pm Equestrian1.00pm The Great Pottery Throw Down2.00pm Whatever Happened to the Likely Lads?2.45pm The Polar Bear Family and Me3.45pm Coast4.45pm Perry and Croft: Made in Britain5.15pm Alaska: Earth’s Frozen Kingdom6.15pm Money for Nothing7.00pm Back in Time for Christmas8.00pm Gorilla Family and Me9.00pm University Challenge9.30pm MasterChef: The Professionals10.30pm Christmas Shopping Fever: John Lewis and the Retail Race11.30pm Goodness Gracious Me - India Special 201512.00am Top of the Pops 21.00am The Javone Prince Show1.30am Country Strife2.00am Special Forces - Ultimate Hell

7.00am Good Morning Britain9.30am Lorraine10.25am Rebound11.25am Pick Me!12.25pm Catchphrase1.10pm ITV Lunchtime News1.45pm Bean3.25pm The Sound of Music Live6.00pm The Chase for Text Santa7.00pm ITV News London7.30pm ITV Evening News8.00pm Emmerdale8.30pm Coronation Street9.00pm Jekyll and Hyde10.00pm Prey11.00pm ITV News at Ten and Weather11.45pm Bridget Jones’s Diary

7.00am Christmas Bonkers Guinness World Records7.20am You’ve Been Framed!7.50am Emmerdale8.20am The X Factor Winner’s Story 20159.20am The Cube10.20am I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here! Coming Out11.20am The Flintstones1.10pm Emmerdale1.40pm You’ve Been Framed!2.40pm All Star Family Fortunes3.40pm The Jeremy Kyle Show4.50pm The Jeremy Kyle Show5.55pm The Jeremy Kyle Show7.00pm Catchphrase8.00pm Uncle Buck10.00pm Pampered Pooches: Hollywood11.00pm Celebrity Juice12.05am The Bourne Identity2.20am Release the Hounds3.15am Tricked4.00am TheOfficeXmasParty4.50am Educating Joey Essex5.40am Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records6.05am Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records

more49.55am Time Team11.00am Jamie’s Family Christmas11.35am River Cottage Bites11.55am A Challenge for Robin Hood1.55pm Come Dine with Me2.25pm Come Dine with Me3.00pm Come Dine with Me3.30pm Come Dine with Me4.05pm Come Dine with Me4.35pm Jimmy’s Grow Your Own Christmas Dinner5.40pm A Place in the Sun: Home or Away6.45pm A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun7.50pm Jamie’s Cracking Christmas8.55pm Grand Designs10.00pm Car S.O.S11.00pm 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown12.00am 24 Hours in A and E

Pick

Itv47.00am Football’s Greatest7.20am The Professionals8.10am Minder9.05am Alias Smith and Jones10.05am British Touring Car Championship 2015 Review12.05pm The Professionals1.10pm Minder2.15pm Pawn Stars2.40pm Pawn Stars3.10pm The Rawhide Years4.55pm DeathofaGunfighter7.00pm British Superbike Championship Review Show9.00pm Fifth Gear10.00pm Jackie Chan’s First Strike11.45pm Rumble in the Bronx1.35am Rambo: First Blood Part II3.40am The Fog5.10am ITV4 Nightscreen5.15am Alias Smith and Jones6.10am Goodwood Classic Cars

5USA

7.00am Sunrise7.30am Sunrise8.00am Most Haunted9.00am 6ixth Sense with Colin Fry9.30am 6ixth Sense with Colin Fry10.00am Belfast Zoo10.35am Belfast Zoo11.10am Belfast Zoo11.45am Belfast Zoo12.20pm Belfast Zoo12.55pm Belfast Zoo1.30pm Zoo Tales2.00pm Zoo Tales2.30pm Zoo Tales3.00pm Zoo Tales3.30pm Zoo Tales4.00pm Zoo Tales4.30pm Monkey Life5.00pm Monkey Life5.30pm Monkey Life6.00pm Monkey Life6.30pm Monkey Life7.00pm Monkey Life7.30pm Monkey Life8.00pm Monkey Life8.30pm Monkey Thieves9.00pm Meteor10.00pm Meteor

7.00am Teleshopping10.00am Diagnosis Murder11.00am The Christmas Bunny1.00pm McLintock!3.35pm Operation Crossbow6.00pm CSI: NY7.00pm CSI: Crime Scene Investigation7.55pm Access8.00pm NCIS9.00pm NCIS10.00pm Castle11.00pm Castle12.00am Castle12.55am CSI: Miami1.55am CSI: Crime Scene Investigation2.55am CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

BBC 48.00pm Children Talking8.30pm The Lady Vanishes10.00pm Rome’s Invisible City11.00pm Detectorists Christmas Special11.30pm Queen: From Rags to Rhapsody12.30am BBC: The Secret Files1.30am Bright Lights, Brilliant Minds: A Tale of Three Cities2.30am Rock ‘n’ Roll Britannia3.30am Detectorists Christmas Special4.00am Rome’s Invisible City5.00am This is BBC Four

BBC 38.00pm The Madagascar Penguins in a Christmas Caper8.10pm The Gruffalo8.35pm Madagascar10.00pm Live at the Apollo10.30pm Live at the Apollo11.00pm EastEnders11.30pm Cuckoo12.00am Family Guy12.45am American Dad!1.05am Family Guy1.30am Live at the Apollo2.00am Live at the ApolloItv37.00am Movies Now7.10am George and Mildred7.35am Wycliffe8.40am Inspector Morse11.00am Where the Heart is12.35pm Rising Damp1.05pm A Christmas Carol2.40pm Goodnight Mister Tom4.50pm A Touch of Frost6.55pm Goodbye, Mr. Chips9.00pm Mamma Mia!11.05pm Endeavour1.05am Goodnight Mister Tom3.10am A Touch of Frost4.55am Inspector Morse6.45am ITV3 Nightscreen

Sky Sports 1 Sky Sports 27.00am Sporting Rivalries7.30am Sporting Rivalries8.00am Sporting Heroes9.00am Time of Our Lives10.00am Sporting Greats10.30am Sporting Greats11.00am Sporting Greats11.30am Sporting Greats12.00pm Time of Our Lives1.00pm Sporting Rivalries1.30pm Sporting Rivalries2.00pm Time of Our Lives3.00pm BAGS/SIS Track Championship6.30pm Cricket’s Greatest7.00pm Cricket’s Greatest7.30pm Cricket’s Greatest8.00pm Big Bash League11.30pm Cricket’s Greatest12.00am Cricket’s Greatest12.30am Cricket’s Greatest1.00am Big Bash League4.30am Cricket’s Greatest5.00am Cricket’s Greatest

Sky Sports 3

BT Sport 17.00am Serie A Review7.30am British Carp Cup8.00am European Football Show Highlights9.00am Hyundai A-League Highlights9.30am Boxing Tonight10.30am The Ultimate Fishing Show11.00am WTA 2015 Best Matches12.45pm Global Goals1.00pm Nine for IX2.00pm Nine for IX3.00pm Nine for IX4.00pm World of Football4.30pm Hyundai A-League Highlights5.00pm Danny Baker’s Players Lounge6.00pm NBA6.30pm Last Week, This Week7.00pm Serie A Review7.30pm Barclays Premier League World8.00pm MLB Post Season

BT Sport 27.00am WRC Review10.00am The Emirates F.A. Cup11.30am ESPN Classic Boxing2.30pm USA Game of the Week5.30pm 30 for 306.30pm Last Week, This Week6.45pm Formula e - Sound of the Future7.15pm Bundesliga Special7.45pm Bundesliga Weekly8.15pm Bundesliga10.30pm Football Tonight11.30pm Artemis Racing Magazine12.00am Formula e - Sound of the Future12.30am Judo1.00am College Football

TCM

History9.00am Swamp People10.00am Swamp People11.00am Swamp People12.00pm Swamp People1.00pm Swamp People2.00pm Swamp People3.00pm The Curse of Oak Island4.00pm The Curse of Oak Island5.00pm The Curse of Oak Island6.00pm The Curse of Oak Island7.00pm The Curse of Oak Island8.00pm The Curse of Oak Island9.00pm Swamp People10.00pm Mountain Men11.00pm The Curse of Oak Island12.00am Gold Hunters: Legend of the Lost Map1.00am Mountain Men2.00am The Curse of Oak Island3.00am Swamp People4.00am Swamp People5.00am Swamp People

Yesterday7.05am Wainwright’s Walks7.30am The World at War8.15am The World at War9.00am The World at War10.00am The World at War11.00am The World at War12.00pm The World at War1.00pm The World at War2.00pm The World at War3.00pm The World at War4.00pm The World at War5.00pm The World at War6.00pm The World at War7.00pm The World at War8.00pm The World at War9.00pm The World at War10.00pm The World at War11.00pm Hitler: The Rise of Evil1.00am Mafia’sGreatestHits2.00am The World at War3.00am The World at War

Sky1GOLD

8.00am Bewitched8.25am My Family9.30am Only Fools and Horses11.25am Only Fools and Horses1.00pm Only Fools and Horses1.45pm Keeping Up Appearances2.25pm Bring Me Morecambe and Wise3.25pm My Family4.40pm Only Fools and Horses5.50pm Only Fools and Horses8.00pm Steptoe and Son8.55pm Only Fools and Horses9.40pm Only Fools and Horses10.20pm Not Going Out11.00pm The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!12.45am Police Squad1.15am Police Squad1.45am Absolutely Fabulous2.25am Not Going Out3.05am Yes, Minister3.35am Yes, Minister4.05am Absolutely Fabulous4.35am Bewitched5.00am Home Shopping

Discovery7.00am How It’s Made7.30am How It’s Made8.00am Born Survivor: Bear Grylls9.00am Fast N’ Loud10.00am Fast N’ Loud11.00am Fast N’ Loud12.00pm Fast N’ Loud1.00pm Fast N’ Loud2.00pm Fast N’ Loud3.00pm Fast N’ Loud4.00pm Fast N’ Loud5.00pm Fast N’ Loud6.00pm Fast N’ Loud7.00pm Fast N’ Loud8.00pm Wheeler Dealers Trading Up9.00pm Fast N’ Loud Clip Shows10.00pm Yukon Men11.00pm Monsters Inside Me12.00am Fast N’ Loud1.00am Gold Divers2.00am Fast N’ Loud Clip Shows3.00am Yukon Men4.00am Deadliest Catch4.50am Gold Divers

7.00am Kung Fu8.00am Kung Fu9.05am Gold of the Seven Saints10.45am The Bounty Hunter12.15pm Wichita1.50pm Kung Fu2.55pm Kung Fu4.00pm The Train Robbers5.45pm ReturnoftheGunfighter7.40pm Darby’s Rangers10.00pm Belly of the Beast11.45pm Longmire1.05am Fever Pitch

7.00am Football Gold7.15am Football Gold7.30am Game Changers8.00am WWE Experience9.00am Big Bash League12.30pm Living the Dream1.00pm La Liga World 20151.30pm Fantasy Football Club Highlights2.00pm Football Gold2.15pm Football Gold2.30pm Football Gold2.45pm Football Gold3.00pm Big Bash League6.30pm Fantasy Football Club Highlights7.00pm Soccer A.M. - The Best Bits8.00pm World Darts Championship12.00am Darts Gold - Legends12.15am Darts Gold - Legends12.30am Darts Gold - Legends12.45am Football Gold1.00am Football Gold1.15am Football Gold1.30am Football Gold1.45am Darts Gold - Legends2.00am Darts Gold - Legends2.15am Darts Gold - Legends

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7.15am Small Animal Hospital8.00am The Big Bang Theory8.20am The Big Bang Theory8.40am The Snowman9.05am Father Christmas9.35am The Simpsons10.10am Animals United11.55am Dr. Seuss’ Horton Hears a Who1.30pm Stuart Little3.10pm Channel 4 News3.15pm It’s a Wonderful Life5.55pm The Snowman6.25pm The Snowman and the Snowdog7.00pm Hollyoaks8.00pm Jamie’s Night Before Christmas9.00pm My Crazy Christmas Lights10.00pm 8 Out of 10 Cats11.00pm Rude Tube12.00am Gogglebox1.00am The Inbetweeners1.35am The Inbetweeners2.05am The Inbetweeners2.30am The Inbetweeners3.00am Man Down3.30am Man Down3.55am Man Down4.25am Embarrassing Bodies5.20am Benchmark

Channel 5 10.30am The Real Face of Santa Claus11.30am Gone with the Wind3.45pm The Dam Busters6.20pm Scrooge8.00pm Christmas Makes You Laugh Out Loud8.55pm Frank Sinatra and Gene Kelly: O l’ Blue Eyes is Back9.25pm Happy Holidays with Bing and Frank10.00pm Morecambe and Wise Christmas Special11.00pm Christmas with the Double Acts12.00am Morecambe and Wise Live! 19731.30am Scrooge3.15am Super Casino5.00am Michaela’s Wild Challenge5.25am Divine Designs5.45am House Doctor6.10am House Doctor6.35am House Doctor

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7.00am Breakfast10.00am David Suchet: In the Footsteps of St Paul 11.00am On Angel Wings11.30am The Santa Clause1.00pm Bargain Hunt2.00pm BBC News at One2.10pm Regional News and Weather2.20pm Snow Chick: A Penguin’s Tale3.20pm A Christmas Carol4.50pm Finding Nemo6.20pm Harry Hill in Professor Branestawm Returns7.20pm BBC News7.30pm Regional News and Weather7.40pm Celebrity Mastermind8.10pm Pointless Celebrities Christmas Special9.00pm Would I Lie to You at Christmas9.30pm EastEnders10.05pm Peter Kay: 20 Years of Funny11.05pm Walliams and Friends11.45pm Not Going Out12.30am BBC News12.45am Midnight Mass From St George’s Cathedral, Southwark2.00am Serendipity3.25am Weather for the Week Ahead

7.20am Homes Under the Hammer8.20am Home Comforts at Christmas9.05am This Wild Life9.35am Great British Menu10.05am Bedknobs and Broomsticks12.00pm The Hairy Bikers’ Northern Exposure1.00pm Natural World2.00pm Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit3.45pm Perry and Croft: Made in Britain4.15pm Snow Wolf Family and Me5.15pm Snow Wolf Family and Me6.15pm Carols from King’s7.30pm To the Manor Born8.00pm Dad’s Army8.30pm University Challenge9.00pm MasterChef: The Professionals10.00pm The Great History Quiz: The Tudors11.00pm The Scandalous Lady W12.30am Dial M for Murder2.10am Simply Nigella3.10am Christmas Shopping Fever: John Lewis and the Retail Race4.10am Home Comforts at Christmas4.55am This is BBC Two

7.00am Good Morning Britain9.30am Lorraine10.25am Elf: Buddy’s Musical Christmas11.25am Pick Me!12.25pm Back to the Future Part II2.30pm ITV Lunchtime News2.45pm Small Soldiers4.50pm National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation6.40pm All Star Mr and Mrs7.45pm ITV Evening News8.00pm Emmerdale9.00pm Coronation Street9.30pm The Abba Christmas Party10.45pm Through the Keyhole11.45pm ITV News12.00am Christmas Carols on ITV1.00am Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure

7.00am The Hot Desk7.10am 1000 Heartbeats for Text Santa8.00am Emmerdale8.30am Coronation Street9.00am Keep it in the Family Christmas Special10.00am Santa Baby11.55am Beethoven’s Christmas Adventure1.45pm Emmerdale2.15pm Coronation Street2.45pm Merry Christmas Mr Bean3.20pm You’ve Been Framed!4.20pm All Star Family Fortunes5.20pm Catchphrase6.25pm The Polar Express8.25pm The Nightmare Before Christmas10.00pm Casino Royale12.55am Celebrity Juice1.55am Through the Keyhole3.00am Release the Hounds3.55am Release the Hounds4.45am TheOfficeXmasParty5.30am Educating Joey Essex6.20am Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records6.45am ITV2 Nightscreen

more49.55am Time Team11.00am Jamie’s Family Christmas11.30am Kirstie’s Vintage Gems11.45am Big Miracle1.55pm Come Dine with Me2.25pm Come Dine with Me3.00pm Come Dine with Me3.30pm Come Dine with Me4.05pm Come Dine with Me4.35pm Jamie’s Family Christmas5.10pm The 100 Greatest Musicals7.55pm My Big Fat Gypsy Christmas8.55pm The World’s Most Expensive Christmas10.00pm Father Ted11.15pm Father Ted11.50pm Father Ted12.20am The Golden Rules of Porn

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7.00am Teleshopping10.00am Diagnosis Murder11.00am Annie Claus is Coming to Town12.50pm Kelly’s Heroes3.45pm Oliver’s Ghost5.35pm Nightmare at the End of the Hall7.25pm The Ghost of Greville Lodge9.15pm The Secrets in the Walls11.00pm The Haunting of Briar House1.20am CSI: Miami2.15am CSI: NY3.05am CSI: NY4.05am CSI: Crime Scene Investigation5.00am Teleshopping

BBC 48.00pm ... Sings Disney Songs9.00pm All Aboard! The Sleigh Ride11.00pm Top of the Pops12.00am Whatever Happened to the Likely Lads?12.45am Britain’s Most Dangerous Songs: Listen to the Banned1.45am Top of the Pops2.45am Whatever Happened to the Likely Lads?4.20am Some Santas with Jokes4.45am This is BBC Four

BBC 38.00pm Merry Madagascar8.20pm Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa9.40pm Kung Fu Panda 211.00pm EastEnders11.35pm Him and Her12.05am Family Guy12.30am Family Guy12.50am Family Guy1.10am Family Guy1.35am Family Guy1.55am American Dad!

3.40am Murder in SuccessvilleItv37.00am Judge Judy7.20am The Royal8.10am Goodnight Mister Tom10.15am Inspector Morse12.35pm Foyle’s War2.40pm Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory 4.45pm Agatha Christie’s Marple6.50pm Mamma Mia!9.00pm Lewis11.00pm Endeavour1.00am Agatha Christie’s Marple3.00am The Secret of My Succe$s4.50am Rising Damp5.15am Wycliffe6.10am On the Buses6.35am ITV3 Nightscreen

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known as The Finale, is the holiday episode of the sixth series of Downton Abbey. It is the final episode of the sixth series and serves as the finale for the entire show. It will be set between July 25 and December 31, 1925, will air on 8:45pm on ITV Christmas Day 9:45pm on and will be approximately two hours long.

“Downton Abbey” fans will want to gather around the TV to say goodbye to the Crawley family and their servants this holiday season. ITV and Carnival Films, the producers of the U.K. series, have announced details about the final episode of the beloved show.

According to the synopsis, Mary (Michelle Dockery) will to try to bond with her sister Edith (Laura Carmichael). However, the episode description teases that Edith’s “secret continues to pose a threat.” Meanwhile, Henry (Matthew Goode) will continue to struggle at Downton as he “settles into the role of husband and stepfather.” Carson will be in a similar situation as

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As previously reported, executive producer Gareth Neame announced in March that Season 6 would be the last for “Downton Abbey.”

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7.00am Breakfast10.00am Shrek the Halls10.20am The Clangers10.35am Danger Mouse11.00am Christmas Day Service Live F rom Bath Abbey12.00pm The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause1.25pm Madagascar 3: Europe’s Most Wanted2.50pm BBC News at One3.00pm Top of the Pops4.00pm The Queen’s Christmas Broadcast 20154.10pm Brave5.35pm BBC News5.45pm Stick Man6.15pm Doctor Who7.15pm Strictly Come Dancing8.30pm Call the Midwife9.45pm EastEnders10.45pm Mrs. Brown’s Boys11.25pm Michael Mcintyre’s Big Christmas Show12.25am BBC News12.40am Love Came Down at Christmas12.45am Comedy Bloopers1.15am Not Going Out

7.00am The Road to El Dorado8.20am Natural World9.20am Herbie Rides Again10.45am The Cat in the Hat12.00pm Carols from King’s1.15pm Climbed Every Mountain - The Story Behind The Sound of Music2.15pm The Good Life2.45pm Frankenweenie4.05pm Tim Rice - A Life in Song5.35pm Romeo and Juliet7.20pm The Queen’s Christmas Broadcast 20157.30pm World’s Sneakiest Animals8.30pm Dad’s Army9.00pm The Two Ronnies Christmas Show9.50pm Darcey’s Ballet Heroes10.50pm QI11.20pm We’re Doomed! The Dad’s Army Story12.20am Gambit1.40am The Trouble with Harry3.20am This is BBC Two

9.25am Weekend at Christmas10.25am Santa Claus12.30pm Happy Feet2.35pm Text Santa3.45pm ITV Lunchtime News4.00pm HM the Queen4.10pm Cameraman to the Queen5.10pm Countrywise Winter Wonderland6.00pm Paul O’Grady: For The Love of Dogs7.00pm ITV Evening News7.15pm You’ve Been Framed!7.45pm Emmerdale8.45pm Coronation Street9.45pm Downton Abbey11.45pm Our Cilla12.45am ITV News1.00am Dr. No

7.00am Christmas Bonkers Guinness World Records7.25am Emmerdale8.25am Coronation Street8.55am Elf: Buddy’s Musical Christmas9.55am You’ve Been Framed!10.20am You’ve Been Framed!10.50am You’ve Been Framed!11.15am Catchphrase12.15pm Merry Christmas Mr Bean12.50pm Mr. Bean1.25pm Emmerdale2.25pm Coronation Street3.00pm The Polar Express4.55pm E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial7.15pm The Lost World: Jurassic Park9.45pm Quantum of Solace11.55pm The Bourne Supremacy2.05am Celebrity Juice3.00am Release the Hounds3.55am Tricked4.45am Educating Joey Essex5.35am Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records6.25am Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records6.50am ITV2 Nightscreen

more49.55am Jamie’s Comfort Food10.35am Kirstie’s Vintage Gems10.45am Stephen Fry’s 100 Greatest Gadgets1.55pm Gadget Man’s Guide to Christmas3.00pm The 100 Greatest Musicals5.45pm The World’s Most Expensive Christmas6.50pm Britain’s Best Loved Sitcoms7.55pm Britain’s Best Loved Sitcoms9.00pm Robin Hood11.45pm Father Ted12.55am Big Fat Gypsy Christmas2.00am 24 Hours in A and E3.10am Shipping Wars3.35am Shipping Wars4.05am Shipping Wars

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Itv47.00am Football’s Greatest7.15am The Big Match Revisited8.05am The Professionals9.10am Minder10.15am Alias Smith and Jones11.20am Goodwood Cars of the Future - Road12.25pm Goodwood Cars of the Future1.25pm Tim Vine’s Punslinger2.50pm Every Which Way But Loose5.10pm Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment6.55pm The Great Outdoors8.45pm Cannonball Run II11.00pm National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation1.05am The Big Lebowski3.20am Goodwood Festival of Speed4.10am ITV4 Nightscreen4.20am Minder5.10am Minder6.10am Alias Smith and Jones

5USA

7.00am Sunrise7.30am Sunrise8.00am Danny Baker’s Christmas Hits9.30am 6ixth Sense with Colin Fry10.00am Monkey Life10.30am Monkey Life11.00am Monkey Life11.30am Monkey Life12.00pm Monkey Life12.30pm Monkey Life1.00pm Monkey Life1.30pm Monkey Life2.00pm Riverdance in Beijing4.00pm Andre Rieu: Christmas Around the World 6.00pm Monkey Life6.30pm Monkey Life7.00pm Monkey Life7.30pm Monkey Life8.00pm Monkey Life8.30pm Monkey Thieves9.00pm Futurama9.30pm Futurama10.00pm Road Wars11.00pm Danny Baker’s Christmas Hits12.30am Road Wars1.30am Road Wars2.25am Most Shocking

7.00am Teleshopping10.00am Diagnosis Murder10.55am Mrs. Miracle12.50pm Columbo2.40pm Access2.55pm Columbo Cries Wolf4.55pm Columbo Goes to the Guillotine6.50pm Mrs Caldicot’s Cabbage War9.05pm NCIS10.00pm NCIS11.55pm CSI: NY12.55am CSI: Miami1.50am CSI: Cyber2.50am CSI: Miami3.45am CSI: Crime Scene Investigation4.35am My Name is Earl

BBC 48.00pm The Quizeum Christmas Special8.30pm Carlos Acosta’s Carmen: The Fare-well Performance9.45pm TheTitfieldThunderbolt11.05pm Top of the Pops11.55pm Top of the Pops1.00am Detectorists Christmas Special1.30am The Joy of the Single2.30am Top of the Pops2.40am Top of the Pops

BBC 38.00pm The Gruffalo’s Child8.30pm Toy Story9.45pm How to Train Your Dragon11.15pm Live at the Apollo12.00am EastEnders1.00am American Dad!1.25am American Dad!1.45am Family Guy2.10am Family Guy2.30am Family Guy2.55am Family Guy

Itv37.00am Movies Now7.10am George and Mildred7.35am Carry on Don’t Lose Your Head9.30am Carry on Cruising11.20am Carry on at Your Convenience1.15pm Carry on Loving3.05pm Carry on Cowboy5.05pm Carry on Jack7.00pm Carry on Screaming9.00pm Carry on Camping10.50pm Carry on Cleo12.45am The Baby and the Battleship2.40am Rising Damp3.10am George and Mildred3.40am George and Mildred4.05am ITV3 Nightscreen4.15am Emmerdale Omnibus

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BBC1 at 6:15pm Christmas Day

Strictly Come Dancing Christmas Special 2015 Celebrity line-up

Also Not To Miss On Christmas Day

Deck the halls with glitter balls as the Strictly Come Dancing Christmas Special 2015 line-up is revealed.

Six of the most loved Strictly Come Dancing winners and contestants from previous series will return for a festive edition of the nation’s favourite show and add some sparkle to BBC One on Christmas Day.

Professional dancers Pasha Kovalev, Brendan Cole and Robin Windsor will partner the ladies while Natalie Lowe, Oti Mabuse and Joanne Clifton will partner the gentlemen.

In this year’s Christmas cracker

of a show, all six couples will each perform an enchanting and magical routine themed around a host of family favourites including Alice in Wonderland, Jack Frost and Scrooge, in a bid to be crowned Christmas champions 2015 and lift the famous Silver Star trophy.

Plus a Strictly Christmas wouldn’t be complete without our Judges, Darcey Bussell Sprouts and her three wise men, Len Glitter Goodman, Bruno Tinsel Tonioli and Craig Revel Humbug will be there to bring along some joy and festive cheer and decide who is

good and who is bad.And the icing on top of the

Christmas cake will be a spectacular music performance from the legendary Dame Shirley Bassey and Blake.

Tess Daly and Claudia Winkleman will be backto host the annual Christmas Special which will air on BBC One on Christmas Day at 6.15pm, and there will be a very special video message from Sir Bruce Forsyth who will be unable to attend sue to a recent operation abdominal aortic aneurysm last month..

BBC1 at 7:15pm Christmas Day

The Muppet Christmas Carol, 2.45pm-4.25pm, C4 The 1992 American musical fantasy-comedy film is an

adaptation of Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol. It is the

fourth in a series of live-action musical

films featuring Jim Henson’s The

Muppets, and stars Michael Caine as

Ebenezer Scrooge.

The Queen’s Christmas BroadcastOf course compulsory viewing for many, if your your

enjoying the muppets you will have to

switch over to BBC1 or ITV

for 10 minutes at 4.05pm

Downton Abbey: The Finale, 9.45pm-11.45pm, ITV It’s the end of an era. Julian Fellowes’s costume-

drama juggernaut comes to a close, after six series of worldwide success.

Will Lady Edith find happiness at last?

The Big Lebowski (1998), 1.05am ITV4 Pour yourself a white Russian, and settle down with the

Dude for a midnight screening of the Coen brothers’ cult comedy. It’s the best – and perhaps, the only – example

of 10-pin bowling noir.

Sky Sports 1 Sky Sports 27.00am Ashes Regained: Cook’s Redemp-tion9.00am Ashes Zone: Aussie Legends9.30am 200th Test: Behind the Scenes10.00am Ashes Regained: Cook’s Redemption12.00pm Warne in a Million1.30pm Ashes Zone: Aussie Legends2.00pm Sky Sports Originals3.00pm Ashes Zone: Aussie Legends3.30pm 200th Test: Behind the Scenes4.00pm Ashes Regained: Cook’s Redemption6.00pm Warne in a Million7.30pm Ashes Zone: Aussie Legends8.00pm Ashes Regained: Cook’s Redemption10.00pm 200th Test: Behind the Scenes10.30pm Pace Like Fire: The West Indies11.00pm Warne in a Million12.30am Cricket

Sky Sports 3

BT Sport 17.00am Gillette World Sport7.30am Barclays Premier League Preview8.00am European Football Show Highlights9.00am World Wide Sports9.30am WTA 2015 Best Matches11.30am USA Game of the Week2.30pm Rugby Tonight Extra3.00pm Barclays Premier League Preview3.30pm NBA Action4.00pm The Clare Balding Show5.00pm Danny Baker’s Players Lounge6.00pm NBA8.30pm NBA11.00pm NBA1.30am UFC - Ultimate Insider2.00am NBA4.30am NBA

BT Sport 27.00am 30 for 308.30am ESPN Films10.00am ESPN Soccer Stories10.30am ESPN Soccer Stories11.00am Nine for IX12.00pm 30 for 301.00pm ESPN Films2.00pm 30 for 303.30pm 30 for 305.00pm ESPN Soccer Stories5.30pm ESPN Soccer Stories6.30pm Danny Baker’s Players Lounge7.30pm Football Tonight8.30pm The Football’s on9.30pm 30 for 3011.00pm ESPN Films12.00am 30 for 30

TCM History9.00am Swamp People10.00am Storage Wars Christmas Special11.00am Duck Dynasty12.00pm Pawn Stars1.00pm Pawn Stars2.00pm Swamp People3.00pm Storage Wars Christmas Special4.00pm Duck Dynasty5.00pm Pawn Stars6.00pm Pawn Stars7.00pm Swamp People8.00pm Storage Wars Christmas Special9.00pm Pawn Stars9.30pm Pawn Stars10.00pm Pawn Stars10.30pm Pawn Stars11.00pm Storage Wars Best of11.30pm Storage Wars Best of12.00am Storage Wars12.30am Storage Wars1.00am Pawn Stars1.30am Pawn Stars2.00am Storage Wars Best of2.30am Storage Wars Best of3.00am Storage Wars Christmas Special4.00am Swamp People5.00am Pawn Stars

Yesterday7.00am Wainwright’s Walks7.25am The World at War8.15am The World at War9.00am The World at War10.00am The World at War11.00am The World at War12.00pm The World at War1.00pm The World at War2.00pm The World at War3.00pm The World at War4.00pm The World at War5.00pm The World at War6.00pm The World at War7.00pm The World at War8.00pm The World at War9.00pm The World at War10.00pm The World at War11.00pm Nuremberg1.00am Mafia’sGreatestHits2.00am The World at War3.00am The World at War4.00am Home Shopping

Sky1 GOLD8.00am Cheers8.30am Harry Hill’s TV Burp9.00am The One Ronnie10.00am Bring Me Morecambe and Wise11.00am TOTP21.00pm Only Fools and Horses2.30pm Only Fools and Horses3.50pm Only Fools and Horses5.10pm Only Fools and Horses6.30pm Morecambe and Wise: The Greatest Moment8.00pm Blackadder’s Christmas Carol9.00pm The Vicar of Dibley10.00pm Christmas with the Royle Family11.00pm Men Behaving Badly Christmas Special12.00am Bottom12.40am Knowing Me, Knowing Yule... with Alan Partridge 1.35am Christmas with the Royle Family2.30am Men Behaving Badly Christmas Special3.25am Bottom3.55am Knowing Me, Knowing Yule... with Alan Partridge4.35am Bewitched5.00am Home Shopping

Discovery7.00am How It’s Made7.30am How It’s Made8.00am Born Survivor: Bear Grylls9.00am Edge of Alaska10.00am Edge of Alaska11.00am Edge of Alaska12.00pm Edge of Alaska1.00pm Edge of Alaska2.00pm Edge of Alaska3.00pm Edge of Alaska4.00pm Edge of Alaska5.00pm Edge of Alaska6.00pm Edge of Alaska7.00pm Fast N’ Loud8.00pm Wheeler Dealers Trading Up9.00pm Racing Extinction11.00pm Klondike12.00am Klondike1.00am Auction Hunters1.30am Auction Hunters2.00am How It’s Made2.30am How It’s Made3.00am Mandela, My Dad and Me4.00am Deadliest Catch4.50am Klondike5.40am How It’s Made6.05am How It’s Made6.30am How It’s Made

7.35am The Crimson Pirate9.35am Captain Horatio Hornblower R.N.11.50am King Solomon’s Mines1.50pm Seven Brides for Seven Brothers3.45pm Annie Get Your Gun5.55pm The Hound of the Baskervilles7.30pm Sherlock Holmes and the Voice of Terror8.45pm Sherlock Holmes and the Secret Weapon10.00pm The Dark Knight12.55am Elvis: That’s the Way it is2.45am Catalina Caper4.10am Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura5.00am Hollywood’s Best Film Directors5.30am Hollywood’s Best Film Directors

7.00am Football Gold7.15am Football Gold7.30am WWE Main Event8.30am Game Changers9.00am La Liga Special - Ronaldo- Real Madrid’s Greatest Goalscorer9.30am Barcelona’s Strikeforce Special10.00am La Liga Goles y Goles y Goles11.00am Soccer AM - Christmas Special12.00pm La Liga Special - Ronaldo- Real Madrid’s Greatest Goalscorer12.30pm La Ligal:Barcelona’s 3 Kings1.00pm Best of Gillette Soccer Saturday1.30pm Soccer AM - Christmas Special2.30pm La Liga Special - Ronaldo- Real Madrid’s Greatest Goalscorer3.00pm La Ligal:Barcelona’s 3 Kings3.30pm La Liga Goles y Goles y Goles4.30pm Best of Gillette Soccer Saturday5.00pm Soccer AM - Christmas Special6.00pm Jamie Vardy- Record Breaker6.30pm Viral Videos of the Year7.00pm La Liga Special - Ronaldo- Real Madrid’s Greatest Goalscorer7.30pm La Ligal:Barcelona’s 3 Kings8.00pm La Liga Goles y Goles y Goles9.00pm Soccer AM - Christmas Special10.00pm Christmas Cricket Special

7.00am The Premier League Years9.00am The Premier League Years11.00am Premier League 100 Club11.30am The Premier League Years1.30pm Bpl Legends2.00pm The Premier League Years4.00pm Premier League 100 Club4.30pm The Premier League Years6.30pm Game Changers7.00pm The Premier League Years9.00pm Bermuda Classic10.00pm The Fantasy Football Club11.00pm The Premier League Years1.00am The Premier League Years3.00am Barclays Premier League Review3.30am The Fantasy Football Club

7.00am The Flash8.00am The Flash9.00am Swipe in Iceland9.30am Game Changers10.00am Football’s Funniest Moments11.00am Soccer AM - Christmas Special12.00pm A Kylie Christmas2.00pm Star Wars Greatest Moments4.00pm The Queen4.10pm Football’s Funniest Moments5.00pm The Simpsons5.30pm Modern Family6.00pm Modern Family6.30pm Modern Family7.00pm Modern Family7.30pm The Simpsons8.00pm The Simpsons8.30pm The Simpsons9.00pm The Simpsons9.30pm The Simpsons10.00pm Stella11.30pm A League of Their Own12.30am Duck Quacks Don’t Echo1.30am A League of Their Own2.00am Hawaii Five-03.00am Hawaii Five-04.00am Hawaii Five-05.00am The Flash6.00am The Flash

Film412.00pm White Christmas2.20pm Howl’s Moving Castle4.40pm Avatar7.50pm School of Rock10.00pm Pitch Perfect12.10am Coming to America2.25am Taxi Driver

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BBC1 BBC2 ITV Channel 4

7.15am Ramona and Beezus9.00am The Morning Line10.00am The Big Bang Theory10.30am The Big Bang Theory11.00am The Big Bang Theory11.25am The Simpsons11.55am The Simpsons12.25pm Fantastic Mr. Fox2.10pm Channel 4 Racing4.30pm Home Alone 36.25pm Channel 4 News6.35pm The Secret Life of Children at Christmas7.30pm Britain’s Favourite Children’s Book9.00pm Inside Lego at Christmas10.00pm Big Fat Quiz of the Year12.05am Rude Tube1.10am Alan Carr: Chatty Man3.05am Rude Tube4.00am Hollyoaks Omnibus6.10am Location, Location, Location

Channel 5 10.00am The Saturday Show12.00pm The Dog Rescuers Christmas Special with Alan Davies1.00pm The Secret Life of Marilyn Monroe4.10pm Diana6.15pm One Chance8.05pm Christmas Makes You Laugh Out Loud9.05pm Chas and Dave’s Xmas Knees-Up10.00pm Football League Tonight11.30pm Most Shocking Christmas TV Moments1.30am Can’t Pay? We’ll Take it Away!2.25am Super Casino4.10am Kids’ Hospital at Christmas Revisited5.00am Chris Tarrant: Extreme Railways

Itv2

7.00am Breakfast11.00am Saturday Kitchen12.30pm Home Comforts at Christmas1.15pm BBC News1.25pm Football Focus2.00pm Comic Relief 2015: Thanks a Billion!3.00pm Wallace and Gromit: A Grand Day Out3.25pm A Grand Night in: The Story of Aardman4.25pm Puss in Boots5.45pm The Croods7.10pm The Farmer’s Llamas7.40pm BBC News7.50pm Regional News and Weather8.00pm Dickensian8.30pm EastEnders9.00pm Still Open All Hours9.30pm Dickensian10.00pm And Then There Were None11.00pm BBC News11.20pm The National Lottery Live11.30pm Match of the Day1.05am The Guardian3.15am Weather for the Week Ahead3.20am BBC News

7.00am Race to Super Bowl 507.50am Flog It!8.35am Tom Thumb10.05am Hotel for Dogs11.35am Ten Pieces II12.35pm G-Force2.00pm Natural World3.00pm Attenborough’s Paradise Birds4.00pm Bedtime Stories5.30pm Final Score6.30pm Don’t Panic! The Dad’s Army Story7.20pm We’re Doomed! The Dad’s Army Story8.20pm Dad’s Army9.00pm Top Gear10.00pm A Gert Lush Christmas11.00pm Abz on the Christmas Farm11.30pm Backchat Looks Back12.30am Kinky Boots2.15am Marnie4.20am Imagine...

10.25am Elf: Buddy’s Musical Christmas11.25am You’ve Been Framed!11.55am Back to the Future Part III2.05pm ITV News and Weather2.20pm Jurassic Park4.40pm Midsomer Murders6.40pm ITV News and Weather7.00pm The Nation’s Favourite Disney Song8.00pm Surprise Surprise9.00pm Peter and Wendy11.05pm The Jonathan Ross Show12.10am ITV News and Weather12.25am From Russia with Love

7.00am Emmerdale Omnibus10.00am Coronation Street Omnibus12.55pm Space Jam2.40pm Happy Feet4.45pm Emmerdale5.50pm Coronation Street6.55pm You’ve Been Framed!7.25pm Minion Madness Shorts7.40pm Despicable Me9.30pm Skyfall12.20am The Bourne Ultimatum2.35am Celebrity Juice3.15am Release the Hounds4.10am Reality Bites4.45am Viral Tap5.20am The Almost Impossible Gameshow6.10am Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records6.35am Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records

more49.55am Kirstie’s Vintage Gems10.25am Jamie’s Money Saving Meals10.50am Oliver Twist1.10pm Pride and Prejudice3.35pm Four in a Bed4.10pm Four in a Bed4.40pm Four in a Bed5.10pm Four in a Bed5.45pm Four in a Bed6.15pm Come Dine with Me6.50pm Come Dine with Me7.20pm Come Dine with Me7.55pm Come Dine with Me8.25pm Come Dine with Me9.00pm Father Ted9.30pm Father Ted10.00pm 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown11.05pm Sarah Millican Home Bird Live

Pick

Itv47.00am Goals of the 70’s7.10am Ax Men7.55am Ax Men8.45am Ax Men9.45am The Professionals10.45am Bundesliga11.50am Pawn Stars12.15pm Pawn Stars12.45pm Pawn Stars1.10pm Pawn Stars1.35pm Fifth Gear2.40pm Ice Cold in Alex5.20pm The Green Berets8.10pm National Lampoon’s Christmas Va-cation10.00pm Beetlejuice12.00am The Boat That Rocked2.40am Tin Cup5.00am ITV4 Nightscreen5.20am Goodwood Revival6.10am The Professionals

5USA

7.00am Nothing to Declare7.30am Nothing to Declare8.00am Nothing to Declare8.30am Nothing to Declare9.00am 60 Minute Makeover10.00am 60 Minute Makeover11.00am 60 Minute Makeover12.00pm André Rieu2.00pm Riverdance in Beijing4.00pm Neverland5.45pm Neverland7.30pm Dog Squad8.00pm Dog Squad8.30pm Dog Squad9.00pm Dog Squad9.30pm Dog Squad10.00pm Dog Squad10.30pm Dog Squad11.00pm Brit Cops: Frontline Crime12.00am Brit Cops: Frontline Crime1.00am Brit Cops: Frontline Crime2.00am Brit Cops: Frontline Crime3.00am Brit Cops: Frontline Crime4.00am Brit Cops: Frontline Crime5.00am UK Border Force6.00am 6ixth Sense with Colin Fry6.30am 6ixth Sense with Colin Fry

7.00am Teleshopping10.00am Diagnosis Murder11.00am Mrs Miracle 2: Miracle in Manhattan12.50pm Access1.00pm NCIS: New Orleans1.55pm CSI: NY2.55pm Columbo: Uneasy Lies the Crown4.55pm Columbo: The Conspirators6.55pm Zulu Dawn9.20pm NCIS11.05pm CSI: NY12.05am NCIS1.05am Law and Order: Special Victims Unit2.00am CSI: Miami

BBC 48.00pm All Aboard! The Sleigh Ride10.00pm Natural World10.50pm Dancing Cranes of Sweden11.00pm Big Hits: TOTP 1964 to 197512.30am A Very British Map: The Ordnance Survey Story1.30am John Denver: Country Boy2.30am Natural World3.20am Big Hits: TOTP 1964 to 19754.50am This is BBC Four

BBC 38.00pm Doctor Who9.00pm Toy Story 210.30pm Live at the Apollo11.00pm EastEnders11.30pm Russell Howard’s Good News12.00am Family Guy12.45am Family Guy1.05am Family Guy1.30am Family Guy1.50am Family Guy2.10am Family Guy2.30am Uncle3.00am UncleItv37.00am Movies Now7.10am Rising Damp7.35am Santa Claus9.45am Carry on Jack11.35am Carry on Cowboy1.35pm On the Buses3.20pm Mutiny on the Buses5.15pm Holiday on the Buses7.00pm Housewife 499.00pm The Nation’s Favourite Elvis Song10.30pm Agatha Christie’s Marple12.35am Inspector Morse2.50am Inspector Morse4.40am Wycliffe5.35am Where the Heart is6.55am ITV3 Nightscreen

Sky Sports 1 Sky Sports 27.00am Cricket8.00am Cricket’s Greatest8.30am Cricket5.00pm Cricket6.00pm Cricket’s Greatest6.30pm Cricket’s Greatest7.00pm World Darts Championship11.00pm Cricket Specials11.30pm Cricket Specials12.00am Cricket Specials12.30am Cricket

Sky Sports 3

BT Sport 17.00am Last Week, This Week7.15am Hyundai A-League9.15am Last Week, This Week9.30am Hyundai A-League11.30am Fletch and Sav - The Best Bits12.30pm The Football’s on1.30pm Danny Baker’s Players Lounge2.30pm Rugby Tonight Extra3.00pm Aviva Premiership Rugby5.45pm Barclays Premier League8.30pm Barclays Premier League11.00pm NBA1.30am Boxing Tonight2.30am UFC: Beyond the Octagon Classic Fights3.00am NBA5.30am World Wide Sports6.00am Fletch and Sav - The Best Bits

BT Sport 27.00am 30 for 308.00am 30 for 309.00am 30 for 3010.00am Nine for IX11.00am WRC Classic12.00pm WRC Classic1.00pm WRC Classic2.00pm WRC Classic3.00pm Gillette World Sport3.30pm NBA Action4.00pm NBA6.00pm NBA8.00pm NBA9.30pm College Football1.00am Hyundai A-League

TCM

History9.00am Storage Wars9.30am Storage Wars10.00am Storage Wars10.30am Storage Wars11.00am Storage Wars11.30am Storage Wars12.00pm Storage Wars12.30pm Storage Wars1.00pm Storage Wars1.30pm Storage Wars2.00pm Storage Wars2.30pm Storage Wars3.00pm Storage Wars3.30pm Storage Wars4.00pm Storage Wars4.30pm Storage Wars5.00pm Storage Wars5.30pm Storage Wars6.00pm Storage Wars6.30pm Storage Wars7.00pm Storage Wars7.30pm Storage Wars8.00pm Fifth Gear9.00pm Leepu and Pitbull10.00pm Storage Wars10.30pm Storage Wars11.00pm Storage Wars11.30pm Storage Wars12.00am Fifth Gear

Yesterday7.05am Wainwright’s Walks7.30am William and Harry: The People’s Princes8.15am Frozen Planet9.00am Frozen Planet10.00am Frozen Planet11.00am Frozen Planet12.00pm Frozen Planet1.00pm Frozen Planet2.00pm Frozen Planet3.00pm Frozen Planet4.00pm Frozen Planet5.00pm Frozen Planet6.00pm Frozen Planet7.00pm Frozen Planet8.00pm Frozen Planet9.00pm Frozen Planet10.00pm Secrets of the Bible11.00pm Nuremberg1.00am Mafia’sGreatestHits2.00am Frozen Planet

Sky1GOLD

8.00am Last of the Summer Wine8.30am Last of the Summer Wine9.00am Harry Hill’s TV Burp9.25am The Two Ronnies’ Old- Fashioned Christmas Mystery10.25am Only Fools and Horses11.45am Only Fools and Horses1.05pm Only Fools and Horses2.25pm Morecambe and Wise: The Greatest Moment3.55pm The Vicar of Dibley5.00pm Only Fools and Horses5.40pm Only Fools and Horses6.20pm Only Fools and Horses7.00pm Only Fools and Horses7.40pm Only Fools and Horses8.20pm Only Fools and Horses9.00pm Only Fools and Horses9.45pm Only Fools and Horses10.25pm Only Fools and Horses11.00pm Only Fools and Horses11.40pm Only Fools and Horses12.20am Only Fools and Horses1.00am Absolutely Fabulous1.35am Men Behaving Badly

Discovery7.00am How It’s Made7.30am How It’s Made8.00am Extreme Car Hoarders9.00am Gold Rush10.00am Gold Rush11.00am Gold Rush12.00pm Gold Rush1.00pm Gold Rush3.00pm Gold Rush4.00pm Gold Rush5.00pm Gold Rush6.00pm Gold Rush7.00pm Predators Up Close with Joel Lambert8.00pm Gold Rush9.00pm Running Wild with Bear Grylls10.00pm Nazi Cavemen11.00pm Klondike12.00am Klondike1.00am NASA’s Unexplained Files2.00am Running Wild with Bear Grylls3.00am Nazi Cavemen4.00am Klondike4.50am Klondike

8.05am Sherlock Holmes and the Secret Weapon9.25am Annie Get Your Gun11.30am High Society1.35pm The Secret Life of Walter Mitty3.45pm Ben-Hur7.45pm Escape to Victory10.00pm Unforgiven12.30am Mimic 3: Sentinel2.05am Screaming Eagles3.35am Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura4.25am Hollywood’s Best Film Directors

7.00am Football Gold7.15am Football Gold7.30am Football Gold7.45am Football Gold8.00am Premier League8.30am Barclays Premier League Review9.00am Game Changers9.30am Barclays Premier League Review10.00am The Fantasy Football Club11.00am Soccer A.M.1.00pm Jamie Vardy- Record Breaker1.30pm Football4.00pm Boxing6.00pm Football8.30pm Jamie Vardy- Record Breaker9.00pm Fight Night Review of 201511.00pm SNF: Match Choice12.30am SNF: Match Choice2.00am SNF: Match Choice3.30am SNF: Match Choice5.00am Sky Sports Boxing Gold 20135.30am Sky Sports Boxing Gold 20136.00am Sky Sports Boxing Gold 20136.30am Sky Sports Boxing Gold 2013

7.00am Cricket’s Greatest7.30am Shane Warne: Warne in a Million9.00am Big Bash League12.30pm Cricket1.30pm Cricket2.30pm Cricket3.30pm Big Bash League7.00pm Cricket8.00pm Cricket9.00pm Cricket10.00pm Cricket11.00pm Cricket12.00am NFL1.00am NFL2.00am NFL5.30am Football Gold

7.00am The Flash8.00am The Flash9.00am Treasure Island11.00am Soccer A.M.1.00pm Futurama1.30pm Futurama2.00pm Futurama2.30pm Futurama3.00pm Terry Pratchett’s Hogfather5.00pm Star Wars: Greatest Moments7.00pm The Simpsons7.30pm The Simpsons8.00pm The Simpsons8.30pm The Simpsons9.00pm The Simpsons9.30pm The Simpsons10.00pm Karl Pilkington: The Moaning of Life11.00pm Bad Boys1.20am Karl Pilkington: The Moaning of Life2.20am Duck Quack’s Don’t Echo3.20am In the Heart of the Sea: Special3.50am Road Wars

Film412.00pm Kiki’s Delivery Service2.15pm Arthur Christmas4.15pm Rio6.05pm The Spy Next Door7.55pm Tower Heist10.00pm Iron Man 212.25am Sexy Beast

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Sunday 27th DecemberBBC1 BBC2 ITV Channel 4

7.05am Flicka 28.40am Paws10.20am Sunday Brunch1.20pm The Simpsons1.45pm The Simpsons2.10pm Channel 4 Racing4.35pm Hugo6.55pm Channel 4 News7.00pm Celebrity Fifteen to One8.00pm Million Pound Motors9.00pm Walking the Himalayas10.00pm Homeland11.10pm 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown12.10am The Inbetweeners 22.05am The Inbetweeners2.35am The Inbetweeners3.00am The Inbetweeners3.25am The Inbetweeners3.55am That Touch of Mink5.35am Benchmark6.20am Location, Location, Location

Channel 5 11.15am Football League Tonight12.45pm Cromwell3.25pm The Searchers5.45pm Escape to Victory8.00pm World’s Strongest Man 20158.55pm 5 News Weekend9.00pm OnBenefits:Cashinginfor Christmas10.00pm Most Shocking Celebrity Moments 201512.55am Autopsy: The Last Hours of Robin Williams1.55am Super Casino4.10am A Primary School Nativity5.00am House Doctor5.25am Make it Big5.50am Make it Big

Itv2

7.00am Breakfast8.40am Match of the Day10.15am Flushed Away11.35am Megamind1.00pm Bargain Hunt2.00pm BBC News2.15pm Songs of Praise2.50pm Mary Poppins5.05pm Oz: The Great and Powerful7.05pm BBC News7.20pm Regional News and Weather7.30pm Countryfile8.30pm Dickensian9.00pm Still Open All Hours9.30pm Dickensian10.00pm And Then There Were None11.00pm BBC News11.15pm Regional News and Weather11.25pm Catherine Tate’s Nan12.00am Miranda Hart: My, What I Call, Live Show1.00am Ghost Town2.35am Weather for the Week Ahead2.40am BBC News

7.20am Big Dreams Small Spaces8.20am Countryfile9.15am A Man for All Seasons11.15am Saturday Kitchen Best Bites12.45pm The Hairy Bikers and Lorraine Pascale1.45pm A Culture Show Special2.45pm The Cockleshell Heroes4.20pm The Heroes of Telemark6.25pm Porridge7.10pm Deep Impact9.00pm Dragons’ Den10.00pm Gorilla Family and Me11.00pm U2 - iNNOCENCE + eXPERIENCE - Live In Paris1.25am Telstar: The Joe Meek Story3.20am Countryfile4.15am Holby City5.15am Cue the Queen: Celebrating the Christmas Speech

9.25am Weekend at Christmas10.25am Big Star’s Little Star11.25am Celebrity Squares12.10pm Superman3.00pm ITV News and Weather3.15pm Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium5.00pm Midsomer Murders7.00pm ITV News London7.15pm ITV News and Weather7.30pm You’ve Been Framed!8.00pm Jekyll and Hyde9.00pm Jekyll and Hyde10.00pm Harry Price: Ghost Hunter12.00am ITV News and Weather12.15am Rugby Highlights

7.00am Alesha Dixon: The Hot Desk7.10am Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records7.30am Emmerdale Omnibus10.45am Coronation Street Omnibus1.50pm Catchphrase2.50pm You’ve Been Framed!3.50pm Beethoven5.35pm The Lost World: Jurassic Park8.05pm Uncle Buck10.00pm Bridget Jones’s Diary12.00am Scary Movie 51.45am Release the Hounds2.45am Pampered Pooches: Hollywood3.35am The Almost Impossible Gameshow4.25am Animal Practice4.50am The Cube5.40am Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records6.05am Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records6.30am ITV2 Nightscreen

more49.55am Kirstie’s Vintage Gems10.25am Jamie’s Comfort Food10.55am The African Queen1.05pm The Legend of Zorro3.40pm Four in a Bed4.10pm Four in a Bed4.40pm Four in a Bed5.10pm Four in a Bed5.45pm Four in a Bed6.15pm Come Dine with Me6.45pm Come Dine with Me7.20pm Come Dine with Me7.50pm Come Dine with Me8.25pm Come Dine with Me8.55pm Snowstorm: Britain’s Big Freeze10.00pm The World’s Weirdest Weather11.00pm The Floods That Foiled New Year: Caught on Camera

Pick

Itv47.00am Football’s Greatest7.05am Tommy Cooper7.30am Ax Men8.15am Ax Men9.05am Fifth Gear10.05am Shed and Buried11.05am Shed and Buried12.05pm Storage Wars New York12.35pm Storage Wars New York1.00pm The ‘Burbs3.05pm Every Which Way But Loose5.25pm The Great Outdoors7.10pm Police Academy 6: City Under Siege9.00pm Legacy! The 2015 Rugby World Cup10.00pm Rugby Highlights11.00pm Dirty Harry1.10am Coogan’s Bluff3.00am British Touring Car Championship 2015 Review4.45am Tommy Cooper5.10am The Professionals

5USA

7.00am Motorway Patrol7.30am Motorway Patrol8.00am Motorway Patrol8.30am Motorway Patrol9.00am 60 Minute Makeover10.00am Riverdance in Beijing12.00pm André Rieu2.00pm Monkey Thieves2.30pm Monkey Thieves3.00pm Monkey Thieves3.30pm Monkey Thieves4.00pm Monkey Thieves4.30pm Monkey Life5.00pm Monkey Life5.30pm Monkey Life6.00pm Monkey Life6.30pm Monkey Life7.00pm Futurama7.30pm Futurama8.00pm Futurama8.30pm Futurama9.00pm Futurama9.30pm Futurama10.00pm Futurama10.30pm Futurama11.00pm Futurama11.30pm Futurama12.00am Futurama

7.00am Teleshopping10.00am Access10.10am My Name is Earl10.40am Out of Africa1.55pm NCIS2.55pm NCIS3.55pm Columbo: Murder by the Book5.30pm Columbo: The Greenhouse Jungle7.00pm The Mysteries of Laura8.00pm The Mysteries of Laura9.00pm The Mysteries of Laura10.00pm The Mysteries of Laura11.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles12.00am CSI: NY12.55am CSI: Miami1.55am CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

BBC 48.00pm Blood and Gold: The Making of SpainwithSimonSebagMontefiore9.00pm Westminster Abbey10.00pm Gypsy: Live From the Savoy Thea-tre12.20am ABBA at the BBC1.20am Agnetha: Abba and After2.20am When Albums Ruled the World3.50am Westminster Abbey4.50am This is BBC Four

BBC 38.00pm First Flight8.10pm Wallace and Gromit in the Curse of the Were-Rabbit9.30pm Kung Fu Panda10.50pm Great Movie Mistakes11.00pm Family Guy11.25pm Family Guy11.45pm American Dad!12.10am American Dad!12.30am Family Guy12.55am Family Guy

Itv37.00am In Loving Memory7.25am Fresh Fields8.05am Rising Damp8.35am Agatha Christie’s Marple10.40am On the Buses12.25pm Blue Murder at St. Trinian’s2.15pm The Pure Hell of St. Trinian’s4.10pm Santa Claus6.25pm Rosemary and Thyme7.25pm Paul O’Grady: For The Love of Dogs8.00pm Paul O’Grady: For The Love of Dogs8.30pm The One and Only Cilla9.30pm Cilla’s Surprise Surprise Unseen10.40pm It’ll be Alright on the Night11.45pm Corrie: The Road to Coronation Street1.20am Chaplin

Sky Sports 1 Sky Sports 27.00am Cricket8.00am Cricket’s Greatest8.30am Cricket5.00pm Cricket5.30pm Cricket’s Greatest6.00pm Cricket’s Greatest6.30pm NFL10.15pm NFL2.00am NFL5.30am Football Gold5.45am Football Gold6.00am Sporting Rivalries6.30am Sporting Rivalries

Sky Sports 3

BT Sport 17.00am Hyundai A-League9.00am Hyundai A-League11.00am Barclays Premier League12.00pm Barclays Premier League1.00pm Barclays Premier League Review2.00pm Gillette World Sport2.30pm Aviva Premiership Rugby5.15pm Aviva Premiership Rugby8.00pm Barclays Premier League Review9.00pm Hyundai A-League10.00pm Hyundai A-League11.00pm BT Sport Films12.00am NBA2.30am Turkish Airlines Euroleague Basketball Magazine3.00am Barclays Premier League4.00am Barclays Premier League5.00am European Football Show Highlights6.00am Gillette World Sport

BT Sport 27.00am WRC Classic8.00am Barclays Premier League Review9.00am Fletch and Sav - The Best Bits10.00am Aviva Premiership Rugby11.30am WTA 2015 Best Matches1.30pm European Football Show Highlights2.30pm Danny Baker’s Players Lounge3.30pm The Football’s on4.30pm Football Tonight5.30pm NBA7.30pm NBA9.30pm Aviva Premiership Rugby11.00pm Aviva Premiership Rugby12.30am ESPN Classic Boxing

TCM

History9.00am Pawn Stars9.30am Pawn Stars10.00am Pawn Stars10.30am Pawn Stars11.00am Pawn Stars11.30am Pawn Stars12.00pm Pawn Stars12.30pm Pawn Stars1.00pm Counting Cars1.30pm Counting Cars2.00pm American Pickers3.00pm Pawn Stars3.30pm Pawn Stars4.00pm Pawn Stars4.30pm Pawn Stars5.00pm Pawn Stars5.30pm Pawn Stars6.00pm Pawn Stars6.30pm Pawn Stars7.00pm Mountain Men8.00pm The Curse of Oak Island9.00pm Ancient Aliens10.00pm Storage Wars Best of10.30pm Storage Wars Best of11.00pm Hunting Hitler12.00am The Curse of Oak Island1.00am Ancient Aliens2.00am Hunting Hitler3.00am Pawn Stars

Yesterday7.00am Wainwright’s Walks7.25am The Great Rift: Africa’s Wild Heart8.10am The Great Rift: Africa’s Wild Heart9.00am The Great Rift: Africa’s Wild Heart10.00am Yellowstone11.00am Yellowstone12.00pm Yellowstone1.00pm The Great Rift: Africa’s Wild Heart2.00pm The Great Rift: Africa’s Wild Heart3.00pm The Great Rift: Africa’s Wild Heart4.00pm Yellowstone5.00pm Yellowstone6.00pm Yellowstone7.00pm Fawlty Towers: Re-Opened9.00pm Fawlty Towers11.00pm Raiders of the Lost Past12.00am Mummies Alive1.00am Mafia’sGreatestHits2.00am The Great Rift: Africa’s Wild Heart3.00am The Great Rift: Africa’s Wild Heart4.00am Home Shopping

Sky1GOLD

8.00am Last of the Summer Wine8.30am Last of the Summer Wine9.00am Only Fools and Horses9.40am Only Fools and Horses10.20am Only Fools and Horses11.00am Only Fools and Horses11.40am Only Fools and Horses12.20pm Only Fools and Horses1.00pm Only Fools and Horses1.45pm Only Fools and Horses2.25pm Only Fools and Horses3.05pm Only Fools and Horses3.45pm Only Fools and Horses4.20pm Only Fools and Horses5.00pm Only Fools and Horses5.45pm Only Fools and Horses6.20pm Only Fools and Horses7.00pm Only Fools and Horses7.40pm Only Fools and Horses8.20pm Only Fools and Horses9.00pm Only Fools and Horses9.40pm Only Fools and Horses10.20pm Only Fools and Horses11.00pm Only Fools and Horses11.40pm Only Fools and Horses

Discovery7.00am How It’s Made7.30am How It’s Made8.00am Ed Stafford: Into the Unknown9.00am Alaska: The Last Frontier10.00am Alaska: The Last Frontier11.00am Alaska: The Last Frontier12.00pm Alaska: The Last Frontier1.00pm Alaska: The Last Frontier2.00pm Alaska: The Last Frontier3.00pm Alaska: The Last Frontier4.00pm Alaska: The Last Frontier5.00pm Alaska: The Last Frontier6.00pm Alaska: The Last Frontier7.00pm Alien Sharks 2: Return to the Abyss8.00pm Tutankhamen Conspiracies with Bettany Hughes9.00pm How the Universe Works10.00pm Alaska: The Last Frontier11.00pm The Nazi Messiah12.00am Gold Rush1.00am Facing Evil1.30am Facing Evil2.00am How the Universe Works

8.05am Ben-Hur12.05pm Escape to Victory2.20pm The Savage Guns4.00pm Oklahoma Justice5.10pm The Sheepman6.50pm The First Texan8.35pm Longmire10.00pm Blow12.20am The Crying Game2.25am The Steel Trap3.55am Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura4.40am Hollywood’s Best Film Directors

7.00am SNF: Match Choice8.30am SNF: Match Choice10.00am Football Gold10.15am Football Gold10.30am Football Gold10.45am Football Gold11.00am The Sunday Supplement12.30pm Goals on Sunday2.30pm Football5.15pm Football8.00pm World Darts Championship12.00am Football League Goals1.00am Goals on Sunday2.00am The Sunday Supplement3.30am Football Gold3.45am Football Gold4.00am Football Gold4.15am Football Gold4.30am Football Gold4.45am Football Gold5.00am Premier League5.30am Premier League6.00am Premier League6.30am Premier League

7.00am Sporting Rivalries7.30am Sporting Rivalries8.00am Keith Wood Interviews Willie John Mcbride9.00am Big Bash League12.30pm Sporting Rivalries1.00pm NFL Highlights2.00pm World Darts Championship6.00pm Darts Gold II6.15pm Darts Gold II6.30pm Darts Gold II6.45pm Darts Gold II7.00pm Cricket8.00pm Cricket9.00pm Football League Goals10.00pm Cricket

7.00am The Hour of Power8.00am Are You Smarter Than a 10 Year Old?9.00am Treasure Island11.00am Wild Things12.00pm WWE Raw1.00pm Modern Family1.30pm Modern Family2.00pm Modern Family2.30pm Modern Family3.00pm Terry Pratchett’s Hogfather5.00pm The Simpsons5.30pm The Simpsons6.00pm The Muppets6.30pm The Simpsons7.00pm Fungus the Bogeyman8.30pm The Simpsons9.00pm Football’s Funniest Moments10.00pm Hawaii Five-011.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles12.00am The Force: Manchester1.00am The Force: Manchester2.00am NFL5.30am Road Wars

Film412.00pm My Neighbour Totoro1.50pm Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs3.40pm Catch That Kid5.35pm Millions7.25pm Beautiful Creatures10.00pm Four Christmases11.40pm Lovelace

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ice

Monday 28th DecemberBBC1 BBC2 ITV Channel 4

7.10am Small Animal Hospital7.50am See Spot Run9.35am The Big Bang Theory10.05am The Big Bang Theory10.35am The Big Bang Theory11.05am Judy Moody and the Not Bummer Summer12.50pm The Simpsons1.15pm The Simpsons1.45pm The Simpsons2.15pm Marmaduke3.55pm Stuart Little 25.25pm Mirror Mirror7.30pm Channel 4 News7.35pm Hollyoaks8.05pm A Frozen Christmas9.00pm The World’s Most Expensive Food10.00pm Gogglebox11.35pm Tattoo Fixers12.40am David Blaine1.50am The Omen3.45am The China Syndrome5.45am Benchmark6.35am Gadget Man

Channel 5 10.50am World’s Strongest Man 201511.50am An American in Paris2.00pm Anchors Aweigh4.55pm High Society7.00pm Loch Lomond: A Year in the Wild7.55pm World’s Strongest Man 20158.50pm 5 News9.00pm Building the Ice Hotel10.00pm The Frank Sinatra Story11.00pm Sinatra Live in New York12.00am Frank Sinatra and Gene Kelly: Ol’ Blue Eyes is Back12.35am Happy Holidays with Bing and Frank1.05am Football League Tonight2.35am Super Casino4.10am The Dog Rescuers Christmas Spe-

Itv2

7.00am Breakfast10.00am Bee Movie11.20am Old Jack’s Boat: Storm in a Teacup12.00pm Bolt1.30pm Bargain Hunt2.10pm BBC News2.25pm Regional News and Weather2.30pm Father Brown3.20pm Cool Runnings4.55pm The Gruffalo5.25pm Madagascar6.45pm Pointless7.30pm BBC News7.45pm Regional News and Weather8.00pm Celebrity Mastermind8.30pm Wallace and Gromit: A Matter of Loaf and Death9.00pm EastEnders9.30pm Miranda10.05pm And Then There Were None11.05pm BBC News11.20pm Regional News and Weather11.30pm Match of the Day1.00am F1 2015 Review2.00am Weather for the Week Ahead2.05am BBC News

7.15am Homes Under the Hammer8.15am Escape to the Continent8.45am This Wild Life9.15am This Wild Life9.45am Ivanhoe11.30am The Hairy Bikers’ Northern Exposure12.30pm The Great Pottery Throw Down1.30pm Les Dawson Talking Comedy2.00pm The Bear Family and Me3.00pm Coast4.00pm Atlantic: The Wildest Ocean on Earth5.00pm Flog It!5.30pm Final Score6.30pm The Clare Balding Show7.00pm What Women Want9.00pm University Challenge9.30pm Only Connect10.00pm Behind the Candelabra11.50pm Two Doors Down12.50am Dragons’ Den1.50am The Apprentice3.50am Doctor Who

10.25am Dickinson’s Real Deal11.30am Judge Rinder12.30pm Who’s Doing the Dishes?1.30pm Catchphrase2.15pm ITV Lunchtime News2.30pm Our Cilla3.30pm Surprise Surprise4.30pm Midsomer Murders6.30pm Hedgehog Hotel7.25pm ITV News London7.45pm ITV Evening News8.00pm Emmerdale8.30pm Coronation Street9.00pm Countrywise9.30pm Coronation Street10.00pm John Bishop’s Gorilla Adventure11.00pm ITV News at Ten and Weather11.15pm The Holiday

7.00am The Hot Desk7.10am Emmerdale8.00am Coronation Street9.00am Britain’s Got More Talent10.00am The Almost Impossible Gameshow11.00am Arthur and the Great Adventure1.10pm Beethoven’s 2nd3.00pm The Flintstones4.45pm The Nation’s Favourite Disney Song5.45pm Catchphrase6.45pm The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey10.00pm Casino Royale12.55am Celebrity Juice2.00am Release the Hounds3.00am Release the Hounds3.50am Reality Bites4.25am Animal Practice4.50am The Almost Impossible Gameshow5.40am Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records6.30am Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records6.50am ITV2 Nightscreen

more49.55am Time Team11.00am River Cottage Bites11.15am Planet of the Apes1.25pm A Place in the Sun: Home or Away2.30pm A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun3.35pm Four in a Bed4.05pm Four in a Bed4.40pm Four in a Bed5.10pm Four in a Bed5.40pm Four in a Bed6.15pm Come Dine with Me6.50pm Come Dine with Me7.20pm Come Dine with Me7.50pm Come Dine with Me8.25pm Come Dine with Me8.55pm The World’s Most Famous Train10.00pm Inside Jaguar: Making a Million Pound Car

Pick

Itv47.00am Goals of the 90s7.10am The Big Match Revisited7.55am Tommy Cooper8.25am The Professionals9.25am Minder10.35am Storage Wars Texas11.00am Storage Wars11.30am Storage Wars Texas12.00pm Storage Wars12.30pm Storage Wars Texas12.55pm Storage Wars1.25pm Storage Wars Texas1.50pm Storage Wars2.20pm Storage Wars Texas2.50pm Storage Wars3.15pm The Land That Time Forgot5.10pm Spartacus9.00pm Cannonball Run II11.10pm Death Wish 5: The Face of Death1.05am Rugby Highlights2.10am Rumble in the Bronx3.55am Ax Men4.45am Nitro Circus

5USA

7.00am Sunrise7.30am Sunrise8.00am Most Haunted9.00am 6ixth Sense with Colin Fry9.30am 6ixth Sense with Colin Fry10.00am The Curse of King Tut’s Tomb11.00am Treasure Island1.00pm Dog the Bounty Hunter2.00pm Dog the Bounty Hunter3.00pm Dog the Bounty Hunter4.00pm Dog the Bounty Hunter5.00pm Dog the Bounty Hunter5.30pm Dog the Bounty Hunter6.00pm Dog the Bounty Hunter6.30pm Dog the Bounty Hunter7.00pm Dog the Bounty Hunter7.30pm Dog the Bounty Hunter8.00pm Terry Pratchett’s Hogfather10.00pm Night Cops11.00pm Criminal Minds12.00am Karl Pilkington: The Moaning of Life1.00am Road Wars2.00am Most Daring3.00am Sexcetera4.00am Most Shocking5.00am Most Haunted6.00am Motorway Patrol

7.00am Teleshopping10.00am Access10.05am Castle11.05am The Mysteries of Laura12.05pm The Mysteries of Laura1.00pm The Mysteries of Laura2.00pm CSI: NY3.00pm Columbo: The Conspirators5.00pm Columbo7.00pm The Mysteries of Laura7.55pm Access8.00pm The Mysteries of Laura9.00pm The Mysteries of Laura10.00pm The Mysteries of Laura11.00pm NCIS: New Orleans12.00am CSI: NY

BBC 48.00pm Doctor Who8.30pm Doctor Who9.00pm Royal Institution Christmas Lec-tures 2015: How to Survive in Space10.00pm Michael Palin’s Quest for Artemi-sia11.00pm Sammy Davis Jr: The Kid in the Middle12.00am Papillon2.25am Prehistoric Autopsy

BBC 38.00pm The Borrowers9.30pm Kung Fu Panda 210.50pm Great Movie Mistakes11.00pm EastEnders11.30pm Bad Education12.00am American Dad!12.25am American Dad!12.45am Family Guy1.10am Family Guy1.30am Killer Magic

Itv37.00am George and Mildred7.25am Wycliffe8.20am Heidi10.30am Heidi12.35pm Inspector Morse2.40pm Sparkling Cyanide4.40pm Forever Young6.40pm Inspector Morse9.00pm Foyle’s War11.00pm Endeavour1.00am Agatha Christie’s Marple3.05am Inspector Morse4.55am A Touch of Frost6.40am ITV3 Nightscreen

Sky Sports 1 Sky Sports 27.00am Cricket’s Greatest7.30am Cricket’s Greatest8.00am Cricket’s Greatest8.30am Cricket5.00pm Cricket6.00pm Cricket7.00pm Cricket8.00pm Cricket9.00pm Cricket10.00pm Cricket11.00pm Cricket12.00am Cricket’s Greatest12.30am Cricket

Sky Sports 3

BT Sport 17.00am Barclays Premier League Review8.00am Bundesliga Special9.00am Football Tonight10.00am Barclays Premier League Review11.00am WTA 2015 Best Matches1.00pm Vanarama National League3.45pm Ladbrokes Championship6.00pm Barclays Premier League9.00pm BT Sport Films9.30pm Rugby Tonight11.00pm College Football2.30am NBA5.00am NBA5.30am Rugby Tonight

BT Sport 27.00am Football Classics8.00am Football Classics9.00am Football Classics10.00am Football Classics11.00am Football Classics12.00pm Football Classics1.00pm Football Classics2.00pm Football Classics3.00pm Aviva Premiership Rugby4.30pm Aviva Premiership Rugby6.00pm NBA6.30pm NBA8.30pm Formula e - Sound of the Future9.00pm Vanarama National League10.30pm UFC - Ultimate Insider

TCM

History9.00am Pawn Stars9.30am Pawn Stars10.00am Pawn Stars10.30am Pawn Stars11.00am Pawn Stars11.30am Pawn Stars12.00pm Pawn Stars12.30pm Pawn Stars1.00pm Pawn Stars1.30pm Pawn Stars2.00pm Pawn Stars2.30pm Pawn Stars3.00pm Pawn Stars3.30pm Pawn Stars4.00pm Pawn Stars4.30pm Pawn Stars5.00pm Pawn Stars5.30pm Pawn Stars6.00pm Pawn Stars6.30pm Pawn Stars7.00pm Pawn Stars7.30pm Pawn Stars8.00pm Pawn Stars8.30pm Pawn Stars9.00pm Pawn Stars9.30pm Pawn Stars10.00pm Pawn Stars10.30pm Pawn Stars11.00pm Pawn Stars

Yesterday7.00am Wainwright’s Walks7.25am Planet Earth8.10am Planet Earth9.00am Planet Earth10.00am Planet Earth11.00am Planet Earth12.00pm Planet Earth1.00pm Planet Earth2.00pm Planet Earth3.00pm Planet Earth4.00pm Planet Earth5.00pm Planet Earth6.00pm Planet Earth7.00pm The Two Ronnies Spectacle8.00pm The Two Ronnies Spectacle9.00pm The Two Ronnies Spectacle10.00pm Secrets of the Bible11.00pm Raiders of the Lost Past12.00am UFOsDeclassified1.00am Mafia’sGreatestHits2.00am Planet Earth

Sky1GOLD

8.00am Last of the Summer Wine8.30am Last of the Summer Wine9.00am Only Fools and Horses9.40am Only Fools and Horses10.20am Only Fools and Horses11.00am Only Fools and Horses11.40am Only Fools and Horses12.20pm Only Fools and Horses1.00pm Only Fools and Horses1.40pm Only Fools and Horses2.20pm Only Fools and Horses3.00pm Only Fools and Horses3.40pm Only Fools and Horses4.20pm Only Fools and Horses5.00pm Only Fools and Horses5.40pm Only Fools and Horses6.20pm Only Fools and Horses7.00pm Only Fools and Horses7.40pm Only Fools and Horses8.20pm Only Fools and Horses9.00pm Only Fools and Horses11.00pm Only Fools and Horses11.40pm Only Fools and Horses12.20am Only Fools and Horses1.00am Absolutely Fabulous

Discovery7.00am How It’s Made7.30am How It’s Made8.00am Born Survivor: Bear Grylls9.00am Wheeler Dealers10.00am Wheeler Dealers11.00am Wheeler Dealers12.00pm Wheeler Dealers1.00pm Wheeler Dealers2.00pm Wheeler Dealers3.00pm Wheeler Dealers4.00pm Wheeler Dealers5.00pm Wheeler Dealers6.00pm Wheeler Dealers7.00pm Fast N’ Loud8.00pm Wheeler Dealers Trading Up9.00pm Overhaulin’10.00pm Fast N’ Loud: Demolition Theatre11.00pm Fast N’ Loud: Demolition Theatre12.00am Street Outlaws1.00am Overhaulin’2.00am Fast N’ Loud: Demolition Theatre3.00am Street Outlaws4.00am Deadliest Catch4.50am Overhaulin’

7.45am The Savage Guns9.25am Oklahoma Justice10.35am The Sheepman12.15pm The First Texan1.50pm Kung Fu2.55pm Kung Fu4.00pm Bomba and the Hidden City5.25pm Tarzan’s Hidden Jungle6.55pm Murder She Said8.35pm Dressed to Kill10.00pm Buffalo Soldiers11.55pm The Replacements2.10am Town Without Pity

7.00am Goals on Sunday8.00am Football Gold8.15am Football Gold8.30am Football Gold8.45am Football Gold9.00am Goals on Sunday10.00am Football Gold10.15am Football Gold10.30am Football Gold10.45am Football Gold11.00am Premier League11.30am Premier League12.00pm Premier League12.30pm Goals on Sunday1.30pm Football4.00pm Fight Night Review of 20156.00pm FL728.30pm World Darts Championship12.30am Football Gold12.45am Football Gold1.00am NFL2.00am NFL5.30am NFL6.30am Football Gold6.45am Football Gold

7.00am Cricket8.00am Cricket’s Greatest8.30am Cricket’s Greatest9.00am Big Bash League12.30pm Game Changers1.00pm Cricket2.00pm World Darts Championship6.00pm Game Changers6.30pm Football Gold6.45pm Football Gold7.00pm Bermuda Rugby8.00pm Football Gold8.15pm Football Gold8.30pm Premier League9.00pm Ford MNF: Game of the Day11.00pm Ford Football

7.00am The Flash8.00am The Flash9.00am Futurama9.30am Futurama10.00am Futurama10.30am Futurama11.00am Modern Family11.30am Modern Family12.00pm Modern Family12.30pm Modern Family1.00pm Futurama1.30pm Fungus the Bogeyman3.00pm Terry Pratchett’s The Colour of Magic5.00pm The Simpsons5.30pm Modern Family6.00pm Modern Family6.30pm Modern Family7.00pm Modern Family7.30pm Fungus the Bogeyman9.00pm Big Cats: An Amazing Animal Family10.00pm S.W.A.T.12.15am A League of Their Own

Film412.00pm Spirited Away2.25pm Dr. Seuss’ the Lorax4.05pm The Muppet Christmas Carol5.45pm Tooth Fairy7.55pm Rise of the Planet of the Apes10.00pm Ted12.05am Machete Kills

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Tuesday 29th DecemberBBC1 BBC2 ITV Channel 4

7.05am Small Animal Hospital7.45am Dr. Dolittle: Million Dollar Mutts9.15am The Big Bang Theory9.45am The Big Bang Theory10.10am The Big Bang Theory10.40am The Simpsons11.10am The Simpsons11.40am Captain Ron1.40pm New in Town3.30pm Coraline5.35pm Gulliver’s Travels7.10pm Channel 4 News7.30pm Hollyoaks8.00pm Inside Lego at Christmas9.00pm The Supervet at Christmas10.00pm 8 Out of 10 Cats End of Year Special11.00pm Big Fat Quiz of the Year1.05am Kingdom of Heaven3.30am Peep Show3.55am Peep Show4.25am Peep Show4.50am Gadget Man5.15am Benchmark6.05am Location, Location, Location

Channel 5 10.05am World’s Strongest Man 201511.05am Football League Tonight12.35pm Ice Road Truckers1.30pm Carry on Nurse3.15pm The Dam Busters5.40pm What the Dambusters Did Next7.10pm Loch Lomond: A Year in the Wild8.00pm World’s Strongest Man 20159.00pm Snowtrapped10.00pm Flowers in the Attic11.45pm Erin Brockovich2.15am Super Casino4.10am Can’t Pay? We’ll Take it Away!5.00am Michaela’s Wild Challenge5.25am Divine Designs5.45am House Doctor6.10am House Doctor

Itv2

7.00am Breakfast8.30am Match of the Day10.00am Shark Tale11.20am Cars 21.00pm Bargain Hunt1.45pm BBC News2.00pm Regional News and Weather2.10pm Father Brown3.00pm National Treasure5.00pm The Gruffalo’s Child5.25pm Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa6.45pm Pointless7.30pm BBC News7.45pm Regional News and Weather8.00pm Celebrity Mastermind8.30pm EastEnders9.00pm Holby City10.00pm David Beckham: For the Love of the Game11.30pm BBC News11.45pm Regional News and Weather11.55pm Peter Kay’s Car Share12.25am Mrs. Brown’s Boys12.55am Boomers1.25am Weather for the Week Ahead1.30am BBC News

7.15am Homes Under the Hammer8.15am Escape to the Continent8.45am This Wild Life9.15am An Island Parish: Falklands9.45am Show Boat11.30am The Hairy Bikers’ Northern Exposure12.30pm The Great Pottery Throw Down1.30pm Peter Sellers Talking Comedy2.00pm The Bear Family and Me3.00pm Coast4.00pm Atlantic: The Wildest Ocean on Earth5.00pm Flog It!5.55pm Natural World6.55pm Finding Neverland8.30pm University Challenge9.00pm Gareth Malone’s Great Choir Reunion10.00pm Stephen Fry: A Life on Screen11.00pm QI11.30pm Albert Nobbs1.15am Race to Super Bowl 502.05am Top Gear3.05am Harry Hill in Professor Branestawm Returns

8.00am Good Morning Britain9.30am Lorraine10.25am Dickinson’s Real Deal11.30am Who’s Doing the Dishes?12.30pm Pick Me!1.30pm ITV Lunchtime News1.45pm Evan Almighty3.30pm Midsomer Murders5.30pm The Queen7.30pm ITV News London7.45pm ITV Evening News8.00pm Emmerdale8.30pm The Amazing Spider-Man11.10pm ITV News11.25pm American Pie

7.00am The Hot Desk7.10am The Cube7.55am Emmerdale8.25am Coronation Street8.55am Coronation Street9.20am Britain’s Got More Talent10.25am The Almost Impossible Gameshow11.25am The Little Vampire1.20pm Emmerdale1.55pm Coronation Street2.20pm Coronation Street2.55pm The Jeremy Kyle Show4.00pm The Jeremy Kyle Show5.05pm The Jeremy Kyle Show6.10pm Catchphrase7.10pm You’ve Been Framed!8.15pm Liar Liar10.00pm The Shawshank Redemption12.55am Celebrity Juice2.00am Pampered Pooches: Hollywood2.55am Release the Hounds3.45am Viral Tap4.20am Animal Practice4.45am The Almost Impossible Gameshow5.35am Educating Joey Essex6.20am Totally Bonkers Guinness World

more49.55am Time Team11.00am Jamie’s Comfort Food11.35am An Elephant Called Slowly1.25pm A Place in the Sun: Home or Away2.30pm A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun3.35pm Four in a Bed4.05pm Four in a Bed4.40pm Four in a Bed5.10pm Four in a Bed5.40pm Four in a Bed6.15pm Come Dine with Me6.50pm Come Dine with Me7.20pm Come Dine with Me7.50pm Come Dine with Me8.25pm Come Dine with Me8.55pm Grand Designs10.00pm Guy Martin: Last Flight of the Vulcan Bomber

Pick

Itv47.00am The Big Match Revisited7.50am Tommy Cooper8.15am The Professionals9.15am Minder10.25am Alias Smith and Jones11.30am Silverstone Classic 201512.30pm Goodwood Revival1.30pm The Professionals2.35pm Gunsmoke4.15pm DeathofaGunfighter6.10pm The Rawhide Years8.00pm Pawn Stars8.30pm Pawn Stars9.00pm The Chase: Celebrity Special10.00pm Waterworld12.40am A Dangerous Man2.35am The Fog4.10am Minder5.05am ITV4 Nightscreen5.20am The Cycle Show6.10am The Cycle Show

5USA

7.00am Sunrise7.30am Sunrise8.00am Most Haunted9.00am 6ixth Sense with Colin Fry9.30am 6ixth Sense with Colin Fry10.00am The Curse of King Tut’s Tomb11.00am Treasure Island1.00pm Monkey Life1.30pm Monkey Life2.00pm Monkey Life2.30pm Monkey Life3.00pm Monkey Life3.30pm Monkey Life4.00pm Monkey Life4.30pm Monkey Life5.00pm Monkey Life5.30pm Monkey Life6.00pm Monkey Life6.30pm Monkey Life7.00pm Monkey Life7.30pm Monkey Life8.00pm Terry Pratchett’s Hogfather10.00pm A Haunting11.00pm Z Nation12.00am Karl Pilkington: The Moaning of Life1.00am Road Wars2.00am Most Daring

7.00am Teleshopping10.00am Diagnosis Murder11.00am The Mysteries of Laura11.55am The Mysteries of Laura12.55pm The Mysteries of Laura1.50pm The Mysteries of Laura2.50pm NCIS3.50pm Columbo: Murder by the Book5.25pm Columbo: The Greenhouse Jungle7.00pm The Mysteries of Laura7.55pm Access8.00pm The Mysteries of Laura9.00pm The Mysteries of Laura10.00pm The Mysteries of Laura11.00pm CSI: NY12.00am NCIS

BBC 48.00pm Doctor Who8.25pm Doctor Who8.50pm Doctor Who: The Ultimate Guide9.00pm Royal Institution Christmas Lectures How to Survive in Space10.00pm Roy Orbison: One of the Lonely Ones11.00pm Roy Orbison and Friends: A Black and White Night12.00am The Richest Songs in the World12.30am Prehistoric Autopsy

BBC 38.00pm Top Gear9.00pm Don’t Tell the Bride10.00pm Don’t Tell the Bride11.00pm EastEnders11.30pm Russell Howard’s Good News12.00am Family Guy12.25am Family Guy12.45am American Dad!1.05am Family Guy1.30am Family Guy

Itv37.00am On the Buses7.25am Judge Judy7.45am Wycliffe8.50am Inspector Morse10.55am Sparkling Cyanide12.55pm Hidden Treasure2.55pm Carry on at Your Convenience4.50pm Carry on Camping6.40pm Inspector Morse9.00pm Foyle’s War11.00pm Endeavour1.00am Lewis3.00am Inspector Morse4.50am A Touch of Frost6.40am ITV3 Nightscreen

Sky Sports 1 Sky Sports 27.00am Cricket8.00am Cricket’s Greatest8.30am Cricket5.00pm Cricket6.00pm Cricket’s Greatest6.30pm Cricket’s Greatest7.00pm Darts Gold7.15pm Darts Gold7.30pm Darts Gold7.45pm Darts Gold8.00pm World Darts Championship12.00am Sporting Greats12.30am Cricket

Sky Sports 3

BT Sport 17.00am Turkish Airlines Euroleague Bas-ketball Magazine7.30am Hyundai A-League Highlights8.00am Barclays Premier League Review9.00am Barclays Premier League10.30am Total Italian Football11.00am WTA 2015 Best Matches1.00pm Rugby Tonight2.30pm Vanarama National League4.00pm Barclays Premier League Review5.00pm NBA7.00pm British Carp Cup7.30pm LadbrokesSpflHighlights8.00pm Barclays Premier League11.00pm Danny Baker’s Players Lounge12.00am UFC: Beyond the Octagon1.00am LadbrokesSpflHighlights1.30am Formula e - Sound of the Future2.00am The Ultimate Fishing Show2.30am British Carp Cup

BT Sport 27.00am Football Classics8.00am Football Classics9.00am Football Classics10.00am Football Classics11.00am Football Classics11.30am Football Classics12.30pm Football Classics1.30pm Football Classics2.30pm Ladbrokes Championship4.00pm 30 for 305.00pm The Ultimate Fishing Show5.30pm Rugby Tonight7.00pm College Basketball9.00pm College Basketball11.00pm College Basketball

TCM

History9.00am Storage Wars9.30am Storage Wars10.00am Storage Wars10.30am Storage Wars11.00am Storage Wars11.30am Storage Wars12.00pm Storage Wars12.30pm Storage Wars1.00pm Storage Wars1.30pm Storage Wars2.00pm Storage Wars2.30pm Storage Wars3.00pm Storage Wars3.30pm Storage Wars4.00pm Storage Wars4.30pm Storage Wars5.00pm Storage Wars5.30pm Storage Wars6.00pm Storage Wars6.30pm Storage Wars7.00pm Storage Wars7.30pm Storage Wars8.00pm Storage Wars8.30pm Storage Wars9.00pm Pawn Stars9.30pm Pawn Stars10.00pm Storage Wars Best of10.30pm Storage Wars Best of11.00pm Duck Dynasty

Yesterday7.00am Wainwright’s Walks7.25am Planet Earth8.10am Planet Earth9.00am Planet Earth10.00am Planet Earth11.00am Planet Earth12.00pm Planet Earth1.00pm Planet Earth2.00pm Planet Earth3.00pm Planet Earth4.00pm Planet Earth5.00pm Planet Earth6.00pm Planet Earth7.00pm Porridge: Inside Out8.00pm Porridge: Inside Out9.00pm Porridge: Inside Out10.00pm Secrets of the Bible11.00pm Raiders of the Lost Past12.00am UFOsDeclassified1.00am Planet Earth2.00am Top of the Pops

Sky1GOLD

8.00am Last of the Summer Wine8.30am Last of the Summer Wine9.00am Only Fools and Horses9.40am Only Fools and Horses10.20am Only Fools and Horses11.00am Only Fools and Horses11.40am Only Fools and Horses12.20pm Only Fools and Horses1.00pm Only Fools and Horses3.00pm Only Fools and Horses3.40pm Only Fools and Horses4.20pm Only Fools and Horses5.00pm Only Fools and Horses5.40pm Only Fools and Horses6.20pm Only Fools and Horses7.00pm Only Fools and Horses8.20pm Only Fools and Horses9.40pm Only Fools and Horses11.25pm Only Fools and Horses12.35am Absolutely Fabulous1.15am Men Behaving Badly1.55am Pulling2.35am Pramface3.10am Going Straight3.40am Yes, Prime Minister

Discovery7.00am How It’s Made7.30am How It’s Made8.00am Born Survivor: Bear Grylls9.00am Auction Hunters9.30am Auction Hunters10.00am Auction Hunters10.30am Auction Hunters11.00am Auction Hunters11.30am Auction Hunters12.00pm Auction Hunters12.30pm Auction Hunters1.00pm Auction Hunters1.30pm Auction Hunters2.00pm Auction Hunters2.30pm Auction Hunters3.00pm Auction Hunters3.30pm Auction Hunters4.00pm Auction Hunters4.30pm Auction Hunters5.00pm Auction Hunters5.30pm Auction Hunters6.00pm Auction Hunters6.30pm Auction Hunters7.00pm Fast N’ Loud

7.30am Kung Fu8.25am Kung Fu9.20am Murder She Said11.00am Tarzan’s Hidden Jungle12.25pm Bomba and the Hidden City1.50pm Kung Fu2.55pm Kung Fu4.00pm The Lost Volcano5.30pm Tarzan’s Savage Fury7.05pm Murder Most Foul8.45pm Terror by Night10.00pm A Perfect Murder12.00am Presumed Innocent

7.00am Football Gold7.15am Football Gold7.30am Football Gold7.45am Football Gold8.00am Soccer A.M. - The Best Bits9.00am Big Bash League12.30pm Pace Like Fire1.00pm Adam Gilchrist Masterclass1.30pm SPFL Round Up2.00pm World Darts Championship7.00pm SPFL Round Up7.30pm Football League Goals8.30pm Football11.00pm Football League Goals12.00am Sky Sports Originals: The Sir Alex Ferguson Interview12.30am Sky Sports Originals - Cantona: Return of the King1.00am Football’s Greatest II1.30am Football’s Greatest II2.00am Football League Goals3.00am Football’s Greatest II3.30am Football’s Greatest II4.00am Football’s Greatest II4.30am Sky Sports Originals: The Sir Alex Ferguson Interview

7.00am The Premier League Years9.00am The Premier League Years11.00am The Premier League Years1.00pm Ford Football2.30pm Ford Football4.00pm Football Gold4.15pm Fantasy Football Club Highlights4.45pm Football Gold5.00pm Football Gold5.15pm Football Gold5.30pm Football Gold5.45pm Fantasy Football Club Highlights6.15pm Football Gold6.30pm Football Gold6.45pm Football Gold7.00pm Cricket

7.00am The Flash8.00am The Flash9.00am Futurama9.30am Futurama10.00am Wild Things11.00am Modern Family11.30am Modern Family12.00pm Modern Family12.30pm Modern Family1.00pm Futurama1.30pm Fungus the Bogeyman3.00pm Terry Pratchett’s The Colour of Magic5.00pm The Simpsons5.30pm Modern Family6.00pm Modern Family6.30pm Modern Family7.00pm Modern Family7.30pm Fungus the Bogeyman8.30pm The Simpsons9.00pm Modern Family9.30pm Modern Family10.00pm Karl Pilkington: The Moaning of Life

Film412.00pm Stuart Little1.40pm Stuart Little 23.20pm Mr. Popper’s Penguins5.20pm Paranorman7.10pm Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World10.00pm The Purge

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ice

Wednesday 30th DecemberBBC1 BBC2 ITV Channel 4

7.00am Everybody Loves Raymond7.25am Small Animal Hospital8.10am The Love Bug10.15am The Big Bang Theory10.40am The Big Bang Theory11.10am The Simpsons11.40am The Phantom1.40pm Chalet Girl3.35pm Freaky Friday5.35pm Sunshine on Leith7.20pm Channel 4 News7.30pm Hollyoaks8.00pm Gogglesprogs9.00pm What Britain Bought in 201510.00pm 24 Hours in A and E11.00pm The Millionaire Party Planner12.05am Fast Five2.30am Rude Tube3.25am Friday Night Dinner3.55am Friday Night Dinner4.20am Friday Night Dinner4.50am Gadget Man5.15am Benchmark6.10am Deal or No Deal6.55am Small Animal Hospital

Channel 5 10.00am Toot the Tiny Tugboat10.15am Wanda and the Alien10.25am World’s Strongest Man 201511.25am Carry on Constable1.10pm Carry on Spying2.55pm Annie Get Your Gun5.05pm Calamity Jane7.10pm Loch Lomond: A Year in the Wild8.00pm World’s Strongest Man 20159.00pm Ben Fogle: New Lives in the Snow10.00pm Big Driver11.50pm Needful Things2.10am Super Casino4.10am OnBenefits:Cashinginfor Christmas5.00am Michaela’s Wild Challenge5.25am Divine Designs

Itv2

7.00am Breakfast10.00am The Princess and the Frog11.30am Chicken Run12.50pm Bargain Hunt1.50pm BBC News2.05pm Regional News and Weather2.10pm Father Brown3.00pm National Treasure: Book of Secrets4.55pm Room on the Broom5.20pm Monsters, Inc.6.45pm Pointless7.30pm BBC News7.45pm Regional News and Weather8.00pm Celebrity Mastermind8.30pm A Question of Sport9.00pm Antiques Roadshow10.00pm Great Barrier Reef with David Attenborough11.00pm BBC News at Ten11.15pm Regional News and Weather11.25pm Catherine Tate’s Nan11.55pm Mrs. Brown’s Boys12.35am Comic Relief 2015: Thanks a Bil-lion!1.35am Weather for the Week Ahead1.40am BBC News

7.20am Homes Under the Hammer8.20am This Wild Life8.50am Terry and Mason’s Great Food Trip9.20am Waterloo11.30am The Hairy Bikers’ Northern Exposure12.30pm The Great Pottery Throw Down1.30pm The Two Ronnies Talking Comedy2.00pm The Bear Family and Me3.00pm Coast4.00pm Atlantic: The Wildest Ocean on Earth5.00pm Flog It!5.50pm Natural World6.50pm Alice in Wonderland8.30pm University Challenge9.00pm Top Gear10.00pm Charlie Brooker’s End of Year Review 201511.00pm A Gert Lush Christmas12.00am Mock the Week12.30am Backchat Looks Back1.30am The Shipping News3.15am Behind the Candelabra

8.00am Good Morning Britain9.30am Lorraine10.25am Dickinson’s Real Deal11.30am Judge Rinder12.30pm Who’s Doing the Dishes?1.30pm Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory3.20pm ITV Lunchtime News3.35pm Midsomer Murders5.30pm Dinosaur Britain6.30pm Paul O’Grady: For The Love of Dogs7.30pm ITV News London7.45pm ITV Evening News8.00pm Emmerdale8.30pm Coronation Street9.00pm Big Star’s Little Star10.00pm It’ll be Alright on the Night

7.00am The Hot Desk7.10am You’ve Been Framed!7.35am The Cube8.25am Emmerdale8.50am Britain’s Got More Talent9.50am The Almost Impossible Gameshow10.55am Horrid Henry: The Movie12.50pm You’ve Been Framed!1.50pm Emmerdale2.20pm The Jeremy Kyle Show3.25pm The Jeremy Kyle Show4.35pm The Jeremy Kyle Show5.40pm Catchphrase6.45pm The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey10.00pm Luke Kempner’s Impression of 201511.00pm Celebrity Juice12.00am Scary Movie 51.45am Luke Kempner’s Impression of 20152.45am Release the Hounds3.40am Viral Tap4.15am Animal Practice4.35am Educating Joey Essex5.25am Educating Joey Essex6.15am Totally Bonkers Guinness World

more49.55am Time Team11.00am Jamie’s Comfort Food11.30am Sink the Bismarck!1.25pm A Place in the Sun: Home or Away2.30pm A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun3.35pm Four in a Bed4.05pm Four in a Bed4.40pm Four in a Bed5.10pm Four in a Bed5.40pm Four in a Bed6.15pm Come Dine with Me6.50pm Come Dine with Me7.20pm Come Dine with Me7.50pm Come Dine with Me8.25pm Come Dine with Me9.00pm Robin Hood11.45pm 24 Hours in A and E12.50am Father Ted

Pick

Itv47.00am The Big Match Revisited7.50am Tommy Cooper8.15am The Professionals9.15am Minder10.20am Alias Smith and Jones11.25am Everything or Nothing: The Untold Stories of 0071.25pm Destry3.20pm The Far Country5.20pm Nevada Smith8.00pm Pawn Stars8.30pm Pawn Stars9.00pm Fifth Gear10.00pm Magnum Force12.30am Public Enemies3.15am Beetlejuice4.50am ITV4 Nightscreen4.55am Tommy Cooper5.20am Ax Men6.05am Alias Smith and Jones

5USA

7.00am Sunrise7.30am Sunrise8.00am Most Haunted9.00am 6ixth Sense with Colin Fry9.30am 6ixth Sense with Colin Fry10.00am The Curse of King Tut’s Tomb11.00am Fat Pets Fat Owners12.00pm Monkey Life12.30pm Monkey Life1.00pm Monkey Life1.30pm Monkey Life2.00pm Monkey Life2.30pm Monkey Life3.00pm Moonfleet4.00pm Moonfleet5.00pm Futurama5.30pm Futurama6.00pm Futurama6.30pm Futurama7.00pm Farscape: The Peacekeeper Wars8.45pm Farscape: The Peacekeeper Wars10.30pm Futurama11.00pm Futurama11.30pm Futurama12.00am Karl Pilkington: The Moaning of Life1.00am Road Wars2.00am Most Daring

7.00am Teleshopping10.00am My Name is Earl10.25am The Mysteries of Laura11.25am The Mysteries of Laura12.25pm The Mysteries of Laura1.20pm The Mysteries of Laura2.15pm NCIS: Los Angeles3.15pm Columbo5.20pm Columbo: Playback7.00pm The Mysteries of Laura7.55pm Access8.00pm The Mysteries of Laura9.00pm The Mysteries of Laura10.00pm The Mysteries of Laura11.00pm NCIS12.55am CSI: Miami

BBC 48.00pm Canals: The Making of a Nation8.30pm Tomorrow’s World9.00pm Royal Institution Christmas Lectures How to Survive in Space10.00pm The Real Star of Bethlehem: A Sky at Night Christmas Special11.00pm Vertigo1.05am Premium Bond with Mark Gatiss and Matthew Sweet2.00am The Real Star of Bethlehem: A Sky at Night Christmas Special

BBC 38.00pm Top Gear9.00pm Toy Story10.15pm Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time12.05am Family Guy12.25am Family Guy12.50am American Dad!1.10am American Dad!1.30am Russell Howard’s Good News2.00am Him and Her2.30am Him and Her

Itv37.00am Movies Now7.10am Swallows and Amazons8.50am Rising Damp9.25am A Christmas Carol10.55am Carry on Loving12.50pm Agatha Christie’s Marple2.55pm Carry on Cleo4.50pm Carry on Cruising6.40pm Inspector Morse9.00pm Doc Martin11.00pm Endeavour1.00am Chaplin3.45am A Christmas Carol5.05am Wycliffe6.00am In Loving Memory6.25am On the Buses6.45am ITV3 Nightscreen

Sky Sports 1 Sky Sports 27.00am Cricket8.00am Crickets Greatest8.30am Cricket5.00pm Cricket6.00pm Football8.25pm Football10.30pm La Ligal:Barcelona’s 3 Kings11.00pm ODI Cricket

Sky Sports 3

BT Sport 17.00am International Bowls8.00am Barclays Premier League9.30am Rugby Tonight11.00am WTA 2015 Best Matches1.00pm NBA1.30pm Total Italian Football2.00pm World of Football2.30pm Football Tonight3.30pm Barclays Premier League5.00pm Barclays Premier League6.30pm Last Week, This Week7.00pm Sport in Focus7.15pm LadbrokesSpflHighlights7.45pm Barclays Premier League World8.15pm Ladbrokes Premiership11.00pm Danny Baker’s Players Lounge12.00am Barclays Premier League World12.30am UFC Countdown1.30am NBA4.00am Last Week, This Week

BT Sport 27.00am NBA7.30am Sea Master Sailing8.00am Football Classics9.00am Football Classics9.30am Football Classics10.00am Football Classics10.30am Football Classics11.00am Football Classics11.30am Football Classics12.30pm WRC Classic2.00pm WRC Classic3.00pm WRC Classic4.00pm WRC Classic5.00pm NBA7.00pm College Basketball

TCM

History9.00am Swamp People10.00am Swamp People11.00am Swamp People12.00pm Swamp People1.00pm Swamp People2.00pm Swamp People3.00pm The Curse of Oak Island4.00pm The Curse of Oak Island5.00pm The Curse of Oak Island6.00pm The Curse of Oak Island7.00pm The Curse of Oak Island8.00pm The Curse of Oak Island9.00pm Pawn Stars9.30pm Pawn Stars10.00pm Mountain Men11.00pm Mountain Men12.00am Storage Wars12.30am Storage Wars1.00am Mountain Men2.00am Mountain Men3.00am Swamp People4.00am Swamp People5.00am Swamp People

Yesterday7.00am The Re-Inventors7.25am Oz and Hugh Drink to Christmas8.10am The Blue Planet9.00am The Blue Planet10.00am The Blue Planet11.00am The Blue Planet12.00pm The Blue Planet1.00pm The Blue Planet2.00pm The Blue Planet3.00pm The Blue Planet4.00pm The Blue Planet5.00pm The Blue Planet6.00pm The Blue Planet7.00pm The Blue Planet8.00pm Frankie Howerd: The Lost Tapes10.30pm Secrets of the Bible11.30pm Raiders of the Lost Past12.30am UFOsDeclassified1.30am The Blue Planet2.35am Bullets, Boots and Bandages: How to Really Win at War

Sky1GOLD

8.00am Last of the Summer Wine8.30am Last of the Summer Wine9.00am Only Fools and Horses9.45am Only Fools and Horses10.25am Only Fools and Horses11.05am Only Fools and Horses12.20pm Only Fools and Horses1.40pm Only Fools and Horses3.30pm Only Fools and Horses4.30pm Only Fools and Horses5.30pm Only Fools and Horses6.40pm Only Fools and Horses7.50pm Only Fools and Horses9.05pm Only Fools and Horses10.20pm Only Fools and Horses12.10am Not Going Out12.55am Absolutely Fabulous1.35am Men Behaving Badly2.10am Pulling2.50am Pramface3.30am Going Straight3.55am Yes, Prime Minister4.25am Yes, Prime Minister5.00am Home Shopping

Discovery7.00am How It’s Made7.30am How It’s Made8.00am Born Survivor: Bear Grylls9.00am Gold Divers10.00am Gold Divers11.00am Gold Divers12.00pm Gold Divers1.00pm Gold Divers2.00pm Gold Divers3.00pm Gold Divers4.00pm Gold Divers5.00pm Gold Divers6.00pm Gold Divers7.00pm Fast N’ Loud8.00pm Wheeler Dealers Trading Up9.00pm Fast N’ Loud10.00pm Yukon Men11.00pm Monsters Inside Me12.00am Fast N’ Loud1.00am Gold Divers2.00am Fast N’ Loud3.00am Yukon Men4.00am Deadliest Catch4.50am Gold Divers

7.05am Murder Most Foul8.35am Kung Fu9.40am Kung Fu10.45am Tarzan’s Savage Fury12.20pm The Lost Volcano1.50pm Kung Fu2.55pm Kung Fu4.00pm Bomba on Panther Island5.25pm Tarzan’s Desert Mystery6.50pm Murder at the Gallop8.25pm The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes10.00pm Showdown in Little Tokyo

7.00am Football League Goals8.00am Game Changers8.30am Fantasy Football Club Highlights9.00am Big Bash League12.30pm Pace Like Fire1.00pm Adam Gilchrist Masterclass1.30pm Fantasy Football Club Highlights2.00pm Football League Goals3.00pm Football Gold3.15pm Football Gold3.25pm Fantasy Football Club Highlights3.55pm Football6.00pm Ronaldo: Real Madrid’s Greatest...6.30pm Pl 100: Robbie Fowler7.00pm Premier League7.30pm Pl 100: Steven Gerrard8.00pm Football11.15pm Football11.30pm Football Gold11.45pm Premier League12.15am Football Gold12.30am Premier League 100 Club1.00am Ford Football Special2.00am Premier League2.30am Premier League3.00am Ford Football Special

7.00am The Premier League Years9.00am The Premier League Years11.00am The Premier League Years1.00pm Premier League1.30pm Game Changers2.00pm Big Bash League5.30pm Football Gold5.45pm Football Gold6.00pm Football Gold6.15pm Football Gold6.30pm Football Gold6.45pm Football Gold7.00pm Darts Gold7.15pm Darts Gold7.30pm Darts Gold7.45pm Darts Gold

7.00am The Flash8.00am The Flash9.00am Futurama9.30am Futurama10.00am Wild Things11.00am Modern Family11.30am Modern Family12.00pm Modern Family12.30pm Modern Family1.00pm Futurama1.30pm Futurama2.00pm Fungus the Bogeyman3.00pm Terry Pratchett’s Going Postal5.00pm The Simpsons5.30pm Modern Family6.00pm Modern Family6.30pm Modern Family7.00pm Modern Family7.30pm The Simpsons8.00pm The Simpsons8.30pm The Simpsons9.00pm Modern Family9.30pm Modern Family10.00pm Agatha Raisin and the Quiche of

Film412.00pm Ponyo2.10pm White Christmas4.30pm Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief6.50pm Avatar10.00pm 2 Guns12.10am Sleepy Hollow

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Thursday 31st DecemberBBC1 BBC2 ITV Channel 4

7.40am Explorers9.40am The Big Bang Theory10.10am The Big Bang Theory10.35am The Simpsons11.05am The Simpsons11.35am The Simpsons12.05pm Imagine That2.10pm The Rocketeer4.20pm Honey, I Shrunk the Kids6.20pm Channel 4 News6.35pm Hollyoaks7.35pm Celebrity Couples Come Dine with Me8.30pm TFI Friday: New Year Special10.00pm Alan Carr’s New Year Specstacular12.10am 8 Out of 10 Cats End of Year Special1.10am Big Fat Quiz of the Year3.10am Catastrophe3.35am Catastrophe4.05am Catastrophe4.35am Gadget Man5.00am Location, Location, Location5.50am Deal or No Deal6.40am Mysterious Island

Channel 5 10.00am World’s Strongest Man 201510.50am Carry on Teacher12.30pm Sinatra at 100 - An All-Star Grammy Concert2.50pm One Chance4.55pm The Wizard of Oz7.00pm Loch Lomond: A Year in the Wild7.50pm World’s Strongest Man 20159.00pm Ben Fogle in Winter Wonderland10.00pm Britain’s Best Loved Double Acts12.55am Most Shocking Christmas TV Moments2.55am Super Casino4.10am Loch Lomond: A Year in the Wild5.00am Michaela’s Wild Challenge5.25am Divine Designs5.50am House Doctor

Itv2

7.00am Breakfast10.00am Tinker Bell and the Secret of the Wings11.05am CBeebies Panto11.55am The Adventures of Tintin: The Secret of the Unicorn1.30pm Bargain Hunt2.00pm BBC News at One2.10pm Regional News and Weather2.20pm Harry Hill in Professor Branestawm Returns3.20pm Wallace and Gromit: The Wrong Trousers3.50pm Up5.15pm Stick Man5.45pm Take That6.45pm Pointless7.30pm BBC News7.50pm Regional News and Weather8.00pm Celebrity Mastermind8.30pm Roald Dahl’s Esio Trot10.00pm BBC News10.15pm Mrs. Brown’s Boys D’Movie11.45pm The Graham Norton Show12.30am Bryan Adams Rocks Big Ben Live1.00am New Year’s Eve Fireworks1.10am Bryan Adams Rocks Big Ben Live1.45am Mrs. Brown’s Boys

7.00am Homes Under the Hammer8.00am Flog It!8.45am This Wild Life9.15am Great British Menu9.45am Father of the Bride11.15am Natural World12.15pm Custer of the West2.30pm Ice Station Zebra4.50pm Flog It!5.50pm World’s Sneakiest Animals6.50pm The Odd Life of Timothy Green8.30pm University Challenge9.00pm Gareth Malone’s Great Choir Re-union10.00pm The Sapphires11.40pm Live at the Apollo12.10am Jools’s Annual Hootenanny 20152.10am Best of Glastonbury 20154.10am Snow Chick: A Penguin’s Tale5.10am Back in Time for Christmas

8.00am Good Morning Britain9.30am Lorraine10.25am Dickinson’s Real Deal11.30am Judge Rinder12.30pm Who’s Doing the Dishes?1.30pm ITV News1.40pm Dragonheart3.30pm Dinosaur Britain4.30pm The Chase5.30pm Downton Abbey7.30pm ITV News London7.45pm ITV Evening News8.00pm Emmerdale9.00pm Coronation Street9.30pm Panda Babies10.35pm Birds of a Feather11.05pm Piers Morgan’s Life Stories12.05am The Nation’s Favourite Bond Song

7.00am Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records7.50am The X Factor Winner’s Story 20158.40am Emmerdale9.05am Coronation Street9.30am Britain’s Got More Talent10.25am The Almost Impossible Gameshow11.25am Arthur and the Great Adventure1.30pm Emmerdale2.00pm Coronation Street2.30pm The Jeremy Kyle Show3.35pm The Jeremy Kyle Show4.40pm The Jeremy Kyle Show5.45pm Catchphrase6.45pm Luke Kempner’s Impression of 20157.45pm E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial10.00pm Quantum of Solace12.15am Celebrity Juice1.15am Celebrity Juice2.00am Celebrity Juice2.45am Celebrity Juice3.30am Release the Hounds4.20am The Almost Impossible Gameshow5.10am Educating Joey Essex6.00am Totally Bonkers Guinness World

more49.55am Time Team11.00am Hugh’s 3 Good Things11.15am The African Queen1.25pm A Place in the Sun: Home or Away2.30pm A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun3.35pm Come Dine with Me4.05pm Come Dine with Me4.40pm Come Dine with Me5.10pm Come Dine with Me5.40pm Come Dine with Me6.15pm Four in a Bed6.50pm Four in a Bed7.20pm Four in a Bed7.50pm Four in a Bed8.25pm Four in a Bed8.55pm Father Ted9.30pm Father Ted10.00pm It Was Alright in the 1960s

Pick

Itv47.00am Football’s Greatest: Bobby Charlton 7.15am The Big Match Revisited8.05am Tommy Cooper8.35am The Professionals9.40am Minder10.45am Alias Smith and Jones11.50am Goodwood Supercars12.55pm Goodwood Festival of Speed1.55pm Pawn Stars2.20pm Pawn Stars2.50pm Pawn Stars3.15pm Pawn Stars3.45pm Superman6.40pm Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment8.25pm Space Cowboys11.00pm Inside Man1.35am The Boat That Rocked4.05am ITV4 Nightscreen4.20am The Professionals5.15am Minder6.05am Alias Smith and Jones

5USA

7.00am Sunrise7.30am Sunrise8.00am Most Haunted9.00am 6ixth Sense with Colin Fry9.30am 6ixth Sense with Colin Fry10.00am The Curse of King Tut’s Tomb11.00am Neverland12.45pm Neverland2.30pm Stargate Continuum4.30pm Road Wars5.00pm Futurama5.30pm Futurama6.00pm Futurama6.30pm Futurama7.00pm Futurama7.30pm Futurama8.00pm Terry Pratchett’s The Colour of Magic10.00pm Futurama10.30pm Futurama11.00pm Futurama11.30pm Futurama12.00am Karl Pilkington: The Moaning of Life1.00am Z Nation2.00am Road Wars3.00am Sexcetera4.00am Most Shocking

7.00am Teleshopping10.00am My Name is Earl10.30am The Mysteries of Laura11.30am The Mysteries of Laura12.25pm The Mysteries of Laura1.25pm The Mysteries of Laura2.20pm The Long Ships5.00pm Zulu Dawn7.30pm Operation Daybreak10.00pm Tombstone12.35am CSI: Crime Scene Investigation1.35am CSI: Miami2.35am CSI: Miami3.35am CSI: Crime Scene Investigation4.35am My Name is Earl5.00am Teleshopping

BBC 48.00pm Canals: The Making of a Nation8.30pm Canals: The Making of a Nation9.00pm Canals: The Making of a Nation9.30pm Canals: The Making of a Nation10.00pm Sinatra: All or Nothing at All11.55pm Made in Dagenham1.40am David Bowie and the Story of Ziggy Stardust2.40am Queens of Disco3.40am Disco at the BBC4.40am This is BBC Four

BBC 38.00pm How to Train Your Dragon9.30pm Toy Story 211.00pm Russell Howard’s Good News11.30pm Russell Howard’s Good News12.00am Family Guy12.25am Family Guy12.45am Family Guy1.10am Family Guy1.30am Family Guy1.50am Family Guy2.15am Family Guy2.35am Family Guy2.55am Family GuyItv37.00am Movies Now7.10am Fresh Fields7.50am Wycliffe8.55am Mutiny on the Buses10.50am Holiday on the Buses12.35pm Forever Young2.35pm Housewife 494.35pm Carry on Screaming6.35pm Inspector Morse9.00pm Midsomer Murders11.00pm Endeavour1.00am Corrie: The Road to Coronation Street2.30am Inspector Morse4.35am A Touch of Frost6.10am Fresh Fields6.50am ITV3 Nightscreen

Sky Sports 1 Sky Sports 27.00am Australian GP Highlights8.00am Malaysian GP Highlights9.00am Chinese GP Highlights10.00am Bahrain GP Highlights11.00am Spanish GP Highlights12.00pm Monaco GP Highlights1.00pm Canadian GP Highlights2.00pm Austrian GP Highlights3.00pm British GP Highlights4.00pm Hungarian GP Highlights5.00pm Belgian GP Highlights6.00pm Italian GP Highlights7.00pm Singapore GP Highlights8.00pm Japanese GP Highlights9.00pm Russian GP Highlights10.00pm United States GP Highlights11.00pm Mexican GP Highlights12.00am Brazilian GP Highlights1.00am Abu Dhabi GP Highlights2.00am Australian GP Highlights3.00am Malaysian GP Highlights4.00am Chinese GP Highlights5.00am Bahrain GP Highlights

Sky Sports 3

BT Sport 17.00am Football Tonight8.00am Barclays Premier League Review9.00am Hyundai A-League11.00am WTA 2015 Best Matches1.00pm Barclays Premier League2.30pm Barclays Premier League4.00pm Barclays Premier League World4.30pm Ladbrokes Premiership6.00pm Barclays Premier League Review7.00pm LadbrokesSpflHighlights7.30pm Barclays Premier League Preview8.00pm College Basketball10.00pm UFC Countdown11.00pm Barclays Premier League Preview11.30pm Rugby Tonight Extra12.00am LadbrokesSpflHighlights12.30am NBA Action1.00am NBA3.30am Barclays Premier League Preview4.00am International Bowls

BT Sport 27.00am Playback - Football’s Greatest Rivalries8.00am Ladbrokes Premiership9.30am Playback - Football’s Greatest Rivalries10.30am Playback - Football’s Greatest Rivalries11.30am Playback - Football’s Greatest Rivalries12.30pm Playback - Football’s Greatest Rivalries1.30pm Playback - Football’s Greatest Rivalries2.30pm Playback - Football’s Greatest Rivalries

TCM

History9.00am Mountain Men10.00am Mountain Men11.00am Mountain Men12.00pm Mountain Men1.00pm Ice Road Truckers2.00pm Ice Road Truckers3.00pm Ice Road Truckers4.00pm Ice Road Truckers5.00pm Ice Road Truckers6.00pm Ice Road Truckers7.00pm Ice Road Truckers8.00pm Ice Road Truckers9.00pm Pawn Stars9.30pm Pawn Stars10.00pm Counting Cars10.30pm Counting Cars11.00pm Leepu and Pitbull12.00am Storage Wars12.30am Storage Wars1.00am Counting Cars1.30am Counting Cars2.00am Leepu and Pitbull3.00am Ice Road Truckers4.00am Ice Road Truckers5.00am Ice Road Truckers

Yesterday7.00am Oz and James Drink to Britain7.25am Great Barrier Reef8.10am Great Barrier Reef9.00am Great Barrier Reef10.00am Countdown to the Rains11.00am Countdown to the Rains12.00pm Countdown to the Rains1.00pm Ganges2.00pm Ganges3.00pm Ganges4.00pm Great Barrier Reef5.00pm Great Barrier Reef6.00pm Great Barrier Reef7.00pm The Two Ronnies Spectacle8.00pm The Two Ronnies Spectacle9.00pm The Two Ronnies Spectacle10.00pm Secrets of the Bible11.00pm Raiders of the Lost Past12.00am The Old Grey Whistle Test2.00am The Joy of Disco3.00am Bullets, Boots and Bandages:

Sky1GOLD

8.00am Last of the Summer Wine8.30am Last of the Summer Wine9.00am Only Fools and Horses10.05am Only Fools and Horses11.15am Only Fools and Horses12.25pm Only Fools and Horses1.40pm Only Fools and Horses2.50pm Only Fools and Horses4.45pm Only Fools and Horses6.25pm Only Fools and Horses7.30pm Only Fools and Horses8.40pm Only Fools and Horses9.45pm Only Fools and Horses10.55pm Only Fools and Horses12.00am Only Fools and Horses1.05am Absolutely Fabulous1.40am Men Behaving Badly2.20am Gimme Gimme Gimme3.00am Pramface3.35am Yes, Prime Minister4.05am Yes, Minister4.35am Bewitched5.00am Home Shopping

Discovery7.00am How It’s Made7.30am How It’s Made8.00am Born Survivor: Bear Grylls9.00am Fast N’ Loud10.00am Fast N’ Loud11.00am Fast N’ Loud12.00pm Fast N’ Loud1.00pm Fast N’ Loud2.00pm Fast N’ Loud3.00pm Fast N’ Loud4.00pm Fast N’ Loud5.00pm Fast N’ Loud6.00pm Fast N’ Loud7.00pm Fast N’ Loud8.00pm Wheeler Dealers Trading Up9.00pm Gold Rush10.00pm The Lions of Sabi Sand: Brothers in Blood12.00am Fast N’ Loud1.00am Yukon Men2.00am Gold Rush3.00am The Lions of Sabi Sand: Brothers in Blood4.50am Deadliest Catch

7.05am Murder Most Foul8.35am Kung Fu9.40am Kung Fu10.45am Tarzan’s Savage Fury12.20pm The Lost Volcano1.50pm Kung Fu2.55pm Kung Fu4.00pm Bomba on Panther Island5.25pm Tarzan’s Desert Mystery6.50pm Murder at the Gallop8.25pm The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes10.00pm Showdown in Little Tokyo

7.00am Football Gold7.15am Football Gold7.30am Football Gold7.45am Football Gold8.00am Premier League8.30am Football Gold8.45am Football Gold9.00am Big Bash League12.30pm Pace Like Fire1.00pm Ford Football Special2.00pm Premier League 100 Club2.30pm Football Gold2.45pm Football Gold3.00pm Football Gold3.15pm Football Gold3.25pm Premier League3.55pm Football6.00pm World Darts Championship10.00pm Fight Night Review of 201512.00am SPFL Round Up12.30am Barclays Premier League World1.00am La Liga Show 20151.30am Premier League 100 Club2.00am Sky Sports Years3.00am Sky Sports Years4.00am Sky Sports Years

7.00am The Premier League Years9.00am The Premier League Years11.00am The Premier League Years1.00pm The Premier League Years3.00pm The Premier League Years5.00pm The Premier League Years7.00pm ODI Cricket8.00pm Big Bash League11.30pm World Wrestling Entertainment Late Night Smackdown12.30am World Wrestling Entertainment Late Night Raw2.30am The Premier League Years4.30am The Premier League Years6.30am Football Gold6.45am Football Gold

7.00am The Flash8.00am The Flash9.00am Futurama9.30am Futurama10.00am Wild Things11.00am Modern Family11.30am Modern Family12.00pm Modern Family12.30pm Modern Family1.00pm Futurama1.30pm Futurama2.00pm Futurama2.30pm Futurama3.00pm Terry Pratchett’s Going Postal5.00pm The Simpsons5.30pm Modern Family6.00pm Modern Family6.30pm Modern Family7.00pm Modern Family7.30pm The Simpsons8.00pm The Simpsons8.30pm The Simpsons9.00pm Modern Family9.30pm Modern Family

Film412.00pm Swiss Family Robinson2.35pm Home Alone 2: Lost in New York5.05pm School of Rock7.15pm Battleship10.00pm Pitch Perfect12.10am Silver Linings Playbook2.30am 20,000 Days on Earth

New Years Eve

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The Best Christmas Cracker Jokes For 2015!Star WarsEd Miliband

AmazonChelsea

My gran knitted me a really embarrassing jumper for Christmas this year... It’s got fifty shades of grey.Why don’t Volkswagen hold

Christmas Services?

They get the readings wrong!

How does Darth Vader

like his Christmas turkey?

On the dark side!

Why is there no Champagne at the

Chelsea Christmas party?

Because Mourinho got rid of the Fizzy-o.

Why were Jeremy Clarkson’s colleagues excited to try his mulled wine? Because they’d been floored by his punch!

Why does Ed Miliband like

advent calendars?

He gets to open the door to number 10!

I told my Granddad to go to Amazon for his Christmas shopping. He phoned me two days later from Brazil!

Why won’t Tom Jones be carol singing this Christmas? He’s lost his Voice.

What do Wikileaks staff have with their Christmas turkey? An anonymous sauce!

Every year we are all subjected to the same old jokes that we have heard year after year, some still bring a faint smile yet it is unavoidable that fair few lead us to let out a groan. Well maybe this year will be different...or will it? Here are some great new ones that hopefully will give you a chuckle and can be shared with your family and friends over the holidays!

Friday 1st JanuaryBBC1 BBC2 ITV Channel 4

8.30am The Big Bang Theory8.55am The Big Bang Theory9.20am Planet 5111.10am The Simpsons11.40am The Simpsons12.15pm Inspector Gadget1.55pm Channel 4 Racing4.35pm The Golden Compass6.50pm Channel 4 News7.00pm Tangled9.00pm Jamie and Jimmy’s Friday Night Feast10.00pm A Good Day to Die Hard12.00am Rude Tube2.10am Damien: Omen II4.00am Friday Night Dinner4.25am You Deserve This House5.20am Location, Location, Location6.15am Hugh’s 3 Good Things6.20am Deal or No Deal

Channel 5 10.05am Toot the Tiny Tugboat10.20am Milkshake Monkey10.25am Wanda and the Alien10.35am Thomas and Friends11.50am Carry on Cabby1.35pm Harry and the Hendersons3.45pm Dracula: Dead and Loving It5.30pm Greystoke: The Legend of Tarzan, Lord of the Apes8.00pm World’s Strongest Man Final 20159.00pm Christmas with the Double Acts10.00pm An Audience with Ken Dodd11.55pm Britain’s Favourite Stand-Up Comedian2.55am Super Casino4.10am Loch Lomond: A Year in the Wild5.00am Loch Lomond: A Year in the Wild5.45am House Doctor6.10am House Doctor6.35am House Doctor

Itv2

7.00am Breakfast10.00am Turbo11.25am Monsters vs Aliens12.55pm Top of the Pops1.55pm The Archbishop of Canterbury’s New Year Message2.00pm BBC News at One2.10pm Regional News and Weather2.15pm The Sound of Music5.05pm The Farmer’s Llamas5.30pm Wreck-it Ralph7.05pm BBC News7.20pm Regional News and Weather7.30pm EastEnders8.00pm Billionaire Boy9.00pm EastEnders9.30pm Dickensian10.00pm Sherlock11.30pm Mrs. Brown’s Boys12.10am BBC News12.25am Regional News and Weather12.35am Adele at the BBC1.50am Weather for the Week Ahead1.55am BBC News

7.35am Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas8.50am Natural World9.50am Viva Las Vegas11.15am Darcey’s Ballet Heroes12.15pm New Year’s Day Concert Live From Vienna 20161.45pm Little Women3.40pm The Eagle Has Landed5.50pm Gorilla Family and Me6.50pm The Archbishop of Canterbury’s New Year Message6.55pm The Terminal9.00pm University Challenge9.30pm The Many Faces of Ronnie Corbett10.30pm The One Ronnie11.20pm Catch Me If You Can1.30am Shadow of a Doubt3.15am Top Gear4.15am Hugh’s War on Waste5.15am The Secrets of the Mona Lisa

10.25am Dickinson’s Real Deal11.30am Judge Rinder12.30pm Who’s Doing the Dishes?1.25pm Celebrity Squares2.10pm ITV Lunchtime News2.25pm Dr. No4.35pm Midsomer Murders6.35pm Wild River with Ray Mears7.40pm ITV Evening News8.00pm Emmerdale8.30pm Coronation Street9.00pm Gino’s Italian Escape: Islands in the Sun9.30pm Coronation Street10.00pm The Big Quiz11.00pm ITV News11.15pm The Jonathan Ross Show12.20am American Pie: The Wedding

7.00am The Hot Desk7.10am Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records7.35am The Almost Impossible Gameshow8.20am Emmerdale9.25am Coronation Street9.55am Mr. Bean10.30am Space Jam12.15pm Richie Rich2.10pm Emmerdale3.15pm Coronation Street3.45pm Happy Feet5.55pm The Nation’s Favourite Disney Song6.50pm Minion Madness Shorts7.05pm Despicable Me9.00pm Skyfall11.55pm Celebrity Juice12.55am Release the Hounds1.55am Luke Kempner’s Impression of 20152.55am Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records3.20am Teleshopping6.50am ITV2 Nightscreen

more49.55am Jamie’s Comfort Food10.35am Howards End1.25pm A Place in the Sun: Home or Away2.30pm A Place in the Sun3.35pm Four in a Bed4.05pm Four in a Bed4.40pm Four in a Bed5.10pm Four in a Bed5.40pm Four in a Bed6.15pm Come Dine with Me6.50pm Come Dine with Me7.20pm Come Dine with Me7.50pm Come Dine with Me8.25pm Come Dine with Me8.55pm Britain’s Best Loved Sitcoms10.00pm Britain’s Best Loved Sitcoms11.00pm Sarah Millican: Throughly Modern Millican Live

Pick

Itv47.00am Football’s Greatest7.10am The Big Match Revisited8.05am Tommy Cooper8.35am The Professionals9.35am Minder10.35am Kojak11.40am Kojak12.45pm The Far Country2.45pm The Land That Time Forgot4.35pm Storage Wars Texas5.00pm Storage Wars Texas5.30pm Storage Wars Texas6.00pm Storage Wars6.25pm Storage Wars7.00pm Storage Wars7.30pm Police Academy 6: City Under Siege9.15pm Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey11.00pm Passenger 5712.50am Waterworld3.25am Nitro Circus3.45am ITV4 Nightscreen4.00am The Store

5USA

7.00am Sunrise7.30am Sunrise8.00am Most Haunted9.00am 6ixth Sense with Colin Fry9.30am 6ixth Sense with Colin Fry10.00am Monkey Life10.30am Monkey Life11.00am Monkey Life11.30am Monkey Life12.00pm Monkey Life12.30pm Monkey Life1.00pm Monkey Life1.30pm Monkey Life2.00pm Monkey Life4.00pm Monkey Life5.30pm Monkey Life6.00pm Monkey Life6.30pm Monkey Life7.00pm Monkey Life7.30pm Monkey Life8.00pm Terry Pratchett’s The Colour of Magic10.00pm Karl Pilkington: The Moaning of Life11.00pm Futurama11.30pm Futurama12.00am Zombie Apocalypse1.45am Most Daring

7.00am Teleshopping10.00am My Name is Earl10.30am Mrs Caldicot’s Cabbage War12.40pm Charade3.00pm The Glenn Miller Story4.55pm Pal Joey7.40pm Escape to Victory10.00pm The Haunting of Radcliffe House11.55pm NCIS12.50am NCIS1.50am CSI: Crime Scene Investigation2.45am CSI: Miami3.40am CSI: Crime Scene Investigation4.35am My Name is Earl5.00am Teleshopping

BBC 48.00pm New Year’s Day Concert From Vi-enna 201610.00pm The Joy of Rachmaninoff11.00pm Sinatra: All or Nothing at All1.00am Roy Orbison: One of the Lonely Ones2.00am Sammy Davis Jr: The Kid in the Middle3.00am The Kate Bush Story: Running Up That Hill4.00am Sounds of the 70s4.30am This is BBC Four

BBC 38.00pm Great Movie Mistakes8.15pm Top Gear9.30pm Shrek 211.00pm EastEnders11.30pm EastEnders12.00am American Dad!12.25am American Dad!12.45am Family Guy1.10am Family Guy1.30am Family Guy

Itv37.00am Sparkling Cyanide8.40am Wycliffe9.45am Goodbye, Mr. Chips11.50am Agatha Christie’s Marple1.50pm Agatha Christie’s Marple3.50pm Inspector Morse6.05pm Blue Murder at St. Trinian’s7.50pm The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes9.00pm Agatha Christie’s Marple11.00pm Wycliffe12.00am Inspector Morse2.25am Agatha Christie’s Marple4.10am Movies Now4.20am ITV3 Nightscreen4.40am Emmerdale Omnibus

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Sky Sports 3

BT Sport 17.00am Ladbrokes Premiership8.30am Barclays Premier League Review9.30am Hyundai A-League11.45am WTA 2015 Best Matches1.45pm Last Week, This Week2.00pm Football Tonight3.00pm Rugby Tonight Extra3.30pm Aviva Premiership Rugby6.15pm Vanarama National League8.45pm The FA Cup Final Mash-Up10.45pm Barclays Premier League Preview11.15pm Last Week, This Week11.30pm Hyundai A-League1.00am Aviva Premiership Rugby2.30am Vanarama National League4.00am Ladbrokes Premiership5.30am Hyundai A-League

BT Sport 27.00am Playback - Football’s Greatest Ri-valries8.00am Playback - Football’s Greatest Ri-valries9.00am Playback - Football’s Greatest Ri-valries10.00am Playback - Football’s Greatest Ri-valries11.00am Playback - Football’s Greatest Ri-valries12.00pm USA Game of the Week3.00pm World Wide Sports3.30pm The Clare Balding Show4.30pm NBA Action5.00pm College Football Special7.00pm College Football10.30pm UFC - Ultimate Insider

TCM History9.00am American Restoration9.30am American Restoration10.00am American Restoration10.30am American Restoration11.00am American Restoration11.30am American Restoration12.00pm American Restoration12.30pm American Restoration1.00pm American Restoration1.30pm American Restoration2.00pm American Pickers3.00pm American Pickers4.00pm American Pickers5.00pm American Pickers6.00pm American Pickers7.00pm American Pickers8.00pm American Pickers9.00pm Pawn Stars9.30pm Pawn Stars10.00pm Pawn Stars10.30pm Pawn Stars11.00pm Storage Wars Best of11.30pm Storage Wars Best of12.00am Storage Wars12.30am Storage Wars1.00am Pawn Stars1.30am Pawn Stars2.00am Storage Wars Best of

Yesterday7.05am Oz and James Drink to Britain7.30am Wildest Africa8.15am Wildest Africa9.00am Africa10.00am Africa11.00am Africa12.00pm Africa1.00pm Wildest Africa2.00pm Wildest Africa3.00pm Wildest Africa4.00pm Wildest Africa5.00pm Africa6.00pm Africa7.00pm Africa8.00pm Africa9.00pm Africa10.00pm Secrets of the Bible11.00pm Raiders of the Lost Past12.00am UFOsDeclassified1.00am Wildest Africa2.00am Wildest Africa3.00am Bullets, Boots and Bandages: How to Really Win at War4.00am Home Shopping

Sky1 GOLD8.00am Whatever Happened to the Likely Lads?8.30am Whatever Happened to the Likely Lads?9.00am Only Fools and Horses10.40am Only Fools and Horses11.50am Only Fools and Horses12.55pm Only Fools and Horses2.00pm Only Fools and Horses3.10pm Only Fools and Horses4.15pm Only Fools and Horses5.20pm Only Fools and Horses6.30pm Only Fools and Horses8.35pm Only Fools and Horses10.00pm Only Fools and Horses11.55pm Only Fools and Horses1.15am Men Behaving Badly1.55am Men Behaving Badly2.30am Men Behaving Badly3.10am Pulling3.40am Going Straight4.05am Going Straight4.35am I Dream of Jeannie5.00am Home Shopping

Discovery7.00am How It’s Made7.30am How It’s Made8.00am Born Survivor: Bear Grylls9.00am Gold Rush10.00am Gold Rush11.00am Gold Rush12.00pm Gold Rush1.00pm Gold Rush2.00pm Gold Rush3.00pm Gold Rush4.00pm Gold Rush5.00pm Gold Rush6.00pm Gold Rush7.00pm Fast N’ Loud8.00pm Wheeler Dealers9.00pm Race to Escape10.00pm Storage Wars Canada10.30pm Storage Wars Canada11.00pm Storage Wars Canada11.30pm Storage Wars Canada12.00am How It’s Made12.30am How It’s Made1.00am Race to Escape2.00am Storage Wars Canada2.30am Storage Wars Canada3.00am Storage Wars Canada3.30am Storage Wars Canada4.00am Race to Escape

7.25am Kung Fu8.25am Kung Fu9.25am Dive Bomber11.55am Jailhouse Rock1.50pm Kung Fu2.55pm Kung Fu4.00pm Seven Brides for Seven Brothers6.00pm The House of the Seven Hawks7.45pm Operation Daybreak10.00pm The Order11.45pm Dangerous Ground1.35am Screaming Eagles3.05am Don’t Panic Chaps4.35am Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura5.30am Hollywood’s Best Film Directors6.00am Operation Daybreak

7.00am Sporting Triumphs7.15am Sporting Triumphs7.30am Sporting Triumphs7.45am Sporting Triumphs8.00am Sporting Triumphs8.15am Sporting Triumphs8.30am Sporting Triumphs8.45am Sporting Triumphs9.00am Sporting Triumphs9.15am Sporting Triumphs9.30am Sporting Triumphs9.45am Sporting Triumphs10.00am Sporting Triumphs10.15am Sporting Triumphs10.30am Sporting Triumphs10.45am Sporting Triumphs11.00am Sporting Triumphs11.15am Sporting Triumphs11.30am Sporting Triumphs11.45am Sporting Triumphs12.00pm Sporting Triumphs12.15pm Sporting Triumphs12.30pm Sporting Triumphs12.45pm Sporting Triumphs1.00pm Sporting Triumphs1.15pm Sporting Triumphs1.30pm Sporting Triumphs1.45pm Sporting Triumphs

7.00am The Premier League Years9.00am The Premier League Years11.00am The Premier League Years1.00pm The Premier League Years3.00pm Football Gold3.15pm Football Gold3.30pm Football Gold3.45pm Football Gold4.00pm Championship Rugby Union6.00pm Premier League 100 Club6.30pm Premier League 100 Club7.00pm Premier League 100 Club7.30pm Sporting Greats8.00pm Spanish Football Gold8.15pm Spanish Football Gold8.30pm La Liga Show 2015

7.00am The Flash8.00am The Flash9.00am Futurama9.30am Futurama10.00am We Love Penguins11.00am David Attenborough’s Micro Mon-sters11.30am David Attenborough’s Micro Mon-sters12.00pm David Attenborough’s Micro Mon-sters12.30pm David Attenborough’s Galapagos1.30pm David Attenborough’s Galapagos2.30pm David Attenborough’s Galapagos3.30pm David Attenborough’s Natural His-tory History Museum Alive5.00pm David Attenborough Conquest of the Skies6.00pm David Attenborough Conquest of the Skies7.00pm David Attenborough Conquest of the Skies8.00pm Big Cats: An Amazing Animal Fam-ily9.00pm Modern Family9.30pm Modern Family10.00pm A League of Their Own11.00pm Karl Pilkington: The Moaning of Life

Film412.00pm It’s a Wonderful Life2.40pm Arthur Christmas4.40pm We Bought a Zoo7.15pm Independence Day10.00pm Les Miserables1.05am Vehicle 192.45am Safety Not Guaranteed

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ice

Saturday 2nd JanuaryBBC1 BBC2 ITV Channel 4

7.10am How I Met Your Mother7.30am The War of the Worlds9.00am The Morning Line10.00am True Grit12.40pm Thunderbirds2.30pm Channel 4 Racing5.00pm Channel 4 News5.20pm The Simpsons5.50pm Mission: Impossible7.50pm Mission: Impossible II10.00pm The World’s Greatest Spy Movies11.35pm Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy2.00am Marley4.30am TFI Friday: New Year Special6.00am Phil Spencer: Secret Agent6.50am How I Met Your Mother

Channel 5 10.30am The Saturday Show12.30pm Loch Lomond: A Year in the Wild1.30pm Loch Lomond: A Year in the Wild2.25pm Columbo Goes to the Guillotine4.20pm Columbo: Candidate for Crime6.15pm The Hunt for Hitler’s Missing Millions7.10pm World War II in Colour8.00pm Ben Fogle in Winter Wonderland9.00pm Building the Ice Hotel9.55pm 5 News Weekend10.00pm Football League Tonight11.30pm 20 Moments That Rocked Talent Shows12.55am Access1.00am Super Casino4.10am Loch Lomond: A Year in the Wild

Itv2

7.00am Breakfast11.00am Saturday Kitchen12.30pm James Martin: Home Comforts1.00pm BBC News1.10pm Football Focus1.50pm Saturday Sportsday2.00pm Darts5.30pm Final Score6.10pm Mastermind Celebrity Special6.40pm BBC News6.50pm Regional News and Weather7.00pm Bruce’s Hall of Fame with Alexan der Armstrong8.10pm Iron Man 310.10pm Casualty11.00pm The National Lottery Live11.10pm BBC News11.30pm Match of the Day1.00am Black Death2.35am Weather for the Week Ahead2.40am BBC News

7.10am Race to Super Bowl 508.00am The Valley of Gwangi9.35am Merrill’s Marauders11.10am Animal Park12.10pm Natural World1.00pm James Martin: Home Comforts1.30pm Len and Ainsley’s Big Food Adventure2.15pm Talking Pictures2.55pm Cat on a Hot Tin Roof4.40pm Coast5.30pm Darts6.40pm Natural World7.40pm Flog It!8.40pm The Many Faces of Ronnie Corbett9.40pm Dad’s Army10.10pm Leningrad and the Orchestra ThatDefiedHitler11.40pm QI XL12.25am Darts1.15am Darts3.15am Horror Hospital

10.25am Murder, She Wrote11.15am The Jeremy Kyle Show12.20pm The Jeremy Kyle Show1.20pm ITV News and Weather1.25pm The Jeremy Kyle Show2.30pm Catchphrase3.15pm Off Their Rockers3.45pm From Russia with Love6.00pm Panda Babies7.00pm ITV News London7.15pm ITV News and Weather7.30pm You’ve Been Framed!8.00pm Ninja Warrior UK9.00pm Take Me Out10.00pm The Dark Knight11.05pm ITV News and Weather11.25pm The Dark Knight

7.00am The Hot Desk7.10am Emmerdale Omnibus9.55am Coronation Street Omnibus12.50pm The Big Quiz1.50pm Catchphrase2.30pm The Little Vampire4.30pm Horrid Henry: The Movie6.25pm Liar Liar8.05pm Evan Almighty10.00pm Take Me Out: The Gossip11.00pm Bridget Jones’s Diary1.00am American Pie2.50am Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records3.15am Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records3.40am Teleshopping6.40am ITV2 Nightscreen

more49.55am Time Team11.00am Time Team12.05pm The Legend of Zorro2.35pm Four in a Bed3.10pm Four in a Bed3.40pm Four in a Bed4.15pm Four in a Bed4.45pm Four in a Bed5.20pm Come Dine with Me5.50pm Come Dine with Me6.20pm Come Dine with Me6.55pm Come Dine with Me7.25pm Come Dine with Me7.55pm Grand Designs9.00pm Grand Designs10.00pm 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown11.05pm 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown12.05am Father Ted

Pick

Itv47.00am Tommy Cooper7.25am Ax Men8.10am Ax Men9.10am Formula E: Sound of the Future9.45am Kojak10.50am Kojak11.50am Storage Wars Texas12.20pm Storage Wars Texas12.50pm Storage Wars1.15pm Storage Wars1.45pm Spartacus5.30pm Superman8.35pm Space Cowboys11.00pm Magnum Force1.35am Inside Man4.00am The Store

5USA

7.00am Nothing to Declare7.30am Nothing to Declare8.00am Nothing to Declare8.30am Nothing to Declare9.00am 60 Minute Makeover10.00am 60 Minute Makeover11.00am 60 Minute Makeover12.00pm 60 Minute Makeover1.00pm Nothing to Declare1.30pm Nothing to Declare2.00pm The Dog Whisperer3.00pm The Dog Whisperer4.00pm Motorway Patrol4.30pm Motorway Patrol5.00pm Border Security: Canada’s Front Line5.30pm Border Security: Canada’s Front Line8.00pm UK Border Force9.00pm Nothing to Declare9.30pm Nothing to Declare10.00pm Cop Squad11.00pm Police Ten11.30pm Police Ten12.00am Police POV12.30am Britcam: Emergency on Our Streets1.30am Most Shocking

7.00am Teleshopping10.00am Access10.05am Diagnosis Murder11.05am GunfightatComancheCreek1.00pm The Wild and the Innocent2.45pm The Sea Wolves5.15pm Red River8.00pm The Mysteries of Laura9.00pm The Mysteries of Laura10.00pm The Mysteries of Laura11.00pm The Mysteries of Laura12.00am The Mysteries of Laura12.55am The Mysteries of Laura1.55am CSI: Miami2.55am CSI: Miami3.55am CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

BBC 48.00pm Stories From the Dark Earth: Meet the Ancestors Revisited9.00pm Castles:Britain’sFortifiedHistory10.00pm The Young Montalbano11.50pm The Kate Bush Story: Running Up That Hill12.50am Kate Bush at the BBC1.50am An Evening with Glen Campbell3.10am Country at the BBC4.40am This is BBC Four

BBC 38.00pm Great TV Mistakes8.10pm Top Gear9.15pm Don’t Tell the Bride10.10pm Sherlock11.45pm Family Guy12.10am Family Guy12.30am Family Guy12.50am Family Guy1.15am Family Guy1.35am Family Guy23.20am Togetherr

Itv37.00am In Loving Memory7.25am Where the Heart is8.15am Where the Heart is9.15am The Royal10.20am The Royal11.20am By Royal Appointment12.25pm Emma2.55pm Foyle’s War4.55pm Columbo6.55pm Midsomer Murders9.00pm Foyle’s War11.00pm Lewis1.00am Marchlands2.05am The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes3.05am ITV3 Nightscreen3.30am Teleshopping

Sky Sports 1 Sky Sports 27.00am Cricket’s Greatest7.30am Cricket’s Greatest8.00am Cricket’s Greatest8.30am Cricket’s Greatest9.00am Cricket5.30pm Cricket’s Greatest6.00pm Pro 12 Rugby8.30pm Sporting Rivalries9.00pm SNF: Game of the Day11.00pm SNF: Match Choice12.30am Cricket

Sky Sports 3

BT Sport 17.00am World of Football7.30am Last Week, This Week8.00am Barclays Premier League World8.30am Rugby Tonight Extra9.00am Total Italian Football9.30am Hyundai A-League11.45am Last Week, This Week12.00pm V8 Supercars Highlights2.00pm French Ligue 1 Preview2.30pm Total Italian Football3.00pm World Wide Sports3.30pm The Clare Balding Show4.30pm Hyundai A-League6.00pm NBA7.45pm Barclays Premier League Preview8.15pm Vanarama National League11.00pm Barclays Premier League Preview11.30pm UFC - Ultimate Insider12.00am Football Tonight1.00am NBA

BT Sport 27.00am Last Week, This Week7.15am Hyundai A-League9.15am Last Week, This Week9.30am Hyundai A-League11.30am British Carp Cup12.00pm Boxing Tonight1.00pm USA Game of the Week4.00pm World Wide Sports4.30pm Sea Master Sailing5.00pm Road to Rio5.30pm The Clare Balding Show6.30pm Bdo World Championships7.30pm Bdo World Championships11.00pm 30 for 3012.00am UFC: Beyond the Octagon

TCM

History9.00am Storage Wars9.30am Storage Wars10.00am Storage Wars10.30am Storage Wars11.00am Ice Road Truckers12.00pm Ice Road Truckers1.00pm Counting Cars1.30pm Counting Cars2.00pm American Pickers3.00pm American Pickers4.00pm Storage Wars4.30pm Storage Wars5.00pm Storage Wars5.30pm Storage Wars6.00pm Storage Wars6.30pm Storage Wars7.00pm Pawn Stars7.30pm Pawn Stars8.00pm Fifth Gear9.00pm Leepu and Pitbull10.00pm Storage Wars10.30pm Storage Wars11.00pm Storage Wars11.30pm Storage Wars12.00am Fifth Gear1.00am Storage Wars1.30am Storage Wars2.00am Storage Wars2.30am Storage Wars

Yesterday7.00am Oz and James Drink to Britain7.25am Wonders of the Universe8.10am Wonders of the Solar System9.00am Wonders of the Solar System10.00am Wonders of the Solar System11.00am Wonders of the Solar System12.00pm Wonders of the Solar System1.00pm Wonders of the Universe2.00pm Wonders of the Universe3.00pm Wonders of the Universe4.00pm Wonders of the Universe5.00pm Wonders of the Solar System6.00pm Wonders of the Solar System7.00pm Wonders of the Solar System8.00pm Wonders of the Solar System9.00pm Wonders of the Solar System10.00pm Secrets of the Bible11.00pm Raiders of the Lost Past12.00am UFOsDeclassified1.00am Wonders of the Universe2.00am Wonders of the Universe

Sky1GOLD

8.00am Going Straight8.30am Going Straight9.00am Only Fools and Horses10.05am Only Fools and Horses12.15pm Only Fools and Horses1.40pm Only Fools and Horses3.30pm Only Fools and Horses4.55pm Only Fools and Horses6.20pm Only Fools and Horses7.40pm Only Fools and Horses9.15pm Only Fools and Horses10.55pm Only Fools and Horses12.30am Men Behaving Badly1.10am Men Behaving Badly1.50am Men Behaving Badly2.25am Men Behaving Badly3.05am Going Straight3.35am Men Behaving Badly4.05am Men Behaving Badly4.35am I Dream of Jeannie5.00am Home Shopping

Discovery7.00am How It’s Made7.30am How It’s Made8.00am Extreme Car Hoarders9.00am Running Wild with Bear Grylls10.00am Running Wild with Bear Grylls11.00am Running Wild with Bear Grylls12.00pm Running Wild with Bear Grylls1.00pm Running Wild with Bear Grylls2.00pm Running Wild with Bear Grylls3.00pm Running Wild with Bear Grylls4.00pm Running Wild with Bear Grylls5.00pm Running Wild with Bear Grylls6.00pm Running Wild with Bear Grylls7.00pm Mandela, My Dad and Me8.00pm Fast N’ Loud10.00pm Whitey Bulger: The Making of a Monster11.00pm I Almost Got Away with it12.00am FBI Case Files1.00am FBI Case Files2.00am Whitey Bulger: The Making of a Monster3.00am I Almost Got Away with it4.00am FBI Case Files

7.25am Kung Fu8.25am Kung Fu9.25am Dive Bomber11.55am Jailhouse Rock1.50pm Kung Fu2.55pm Kung Fu4.00pm Seven Brides for Seven Brothers6.00pm The House of the Seven Hawks7.45pm Operation Daybreak10.00pm The Order11.45pm Dangerous Ground1.35am Screaming Eagles3.05am Don’t Panic Chaps

7.00am Fantasy Football Club, the 22 - Merse Meets Tony Adams8.30am Barclays Premier League Review9.00am Game Changers9.30am Fantasy Football Club, the 22 - Merse Meets Tony Adams11.00am Soccer A.M.1.00pm Scottish Premiership3.45pm Pro 12 Rugby6.00pm Ford Saturday Night Football9.00pm World Darts Championship12.30am SNF: Match Choice2.00am SNF: Match Choice3.30am SNF: Match Choice5.00am Sporting Triumphs5.15am Sporting Triumphs5.30am Sporting Triumphs5.45am Sporting Triumphs6.00am Sporting Triumphs6.15am Sporting Triumphs6.30am Sporting Triumphs6.45am Sporting Triumphs

7.00am Sky Sports Years8.00am Big Bash League11.00am Big Bash League2.30pm Sporting Greats3.00pm ODI Cricket4.00pm Fight Night Review of 20156.00pm ODI Cricket7.00pm Sporting Greats7.30pm Cricket8.30pm Cricket9.30pm ODI Cricket10.30pm Cricket11.30pm Cricket12.30am Boxing Gold1.00am Boxing Gold1.30am Boxing Gold

7.00am Inside Gatwick8.00am The Flash9.00am Monkey Life9.30am Monkey Life10.00am Monkey Life10.30am Monkey Life11.00am Soccer A.M.1.00pm Fungus the Bogeyman2.30pm Fungus the Bogeyman4.00pm Fungus the Bogeyman5.00pm Modern Family5.30pm Modern Family6.00pm Modern Family6.30pm Modern Family7.00pm Futurama7.30pm Futurama8.00pm Futurama8.30pm Modern Family9.00pm Hawaii Five-010.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles11.00pm S.W.A.T.1.15am Karl Pilkington: The Moaning of Life2.15am A League of Their Own

Film412.00pm Rio2.00pm Stuart Little3.45pm The Muppet Christmas Carol5.35pm Bandslam7.45pm The Family Stone10.00pm Rise of the Planet of the Apes12.05am Scary Movie

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Sunday 3rd JanuaryBBC1 BBC2 ITV Channel 4

7.15am The Parent Trap9.30am Frasier10.00am Frasier10.30am Sunday Brunch1.30pm The Simpsons1.55pm The Simpsons2.25pm The Simpsons2.55pm Jungle 2 Jungle4.55pm A Monster in Paris6.40pm Channel 4 News7.00pm Fantastic Four9.00pm Walking the Himalayas10.00pm Deutschland 8311.00pm Gogglebox12.30am The Rich Kids of Instagram1.30am How the Rich Live Longer2.25am Hollyoaks Omnibus4.35am Come Dine with Me5.00am Come Dine with Me5.30am Come Dine with Me6.00am Come Dine with Me6.25am Come Dine with Me6.55am How I Met Your Mother

Channel 5 10.10am Toby’s Travelling Circus10.20am Jelly Jamm10.30am LazyTown10.55am Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles11.30am Football League Tonight1.00pm Fail Army1.30pm Loch Lomond: A Year in the Wild2.30pm Loch Lomond: A Year in the Wild3.30pm The Water Horse: Legend of the Deep5.35pm 5 News Weekend5.45pm Snow White7.25pm Cinderella9.00pm Legally Blonde11.00pm Most Shocking Celebrity Moments 20151.40am Super Casino

Itv2

7.00am Breakfast9.00am Match of the Day10.30am Wanted Down Under11.15am Homes Under the Hammer12.15pm Money for Nothing1.00pm Bargain Hunt2.00pm BBC News2.15pm Britain’s Muslim Soldiers2.55pm Eat Well for Less3.55pm Escape to the Country4.25pm Billionaire Boy5.25pm Songs of Praise6.00pm Great Barrier Reef with David Attenborough7.00pm BBC News7.20pm Regional News and Weather7.30pm Countryfile8.30pm Still Open All Hours9.00pm Antiques Roadshow10.00pm War and Peace11.00pm BBC News11.20pm Regional News and Weather11.30pm Match of the Day 212.35am The Road2.15am Weather for the Week Ahead2.20am BBC News

7.30am A to Z of TV Gardening8.15am Monty Don’s Italian Gardens9.15am Countryfile10.15am Saturday Kitchen Best Bites11.45am Len and Ainsley’s Big Food Adventure12.30pm Len and Ainsley’s Big Food Adventure1.15pm MOTD2 Extra2.00pm Darts6.00pm Flog It!7.00pm The Great History Quiz: The Tudors8.00pm The Millionaire’s Gift Guide9.00pm Dragons’ Den10.00pm My Mediterranean with Adrian Chiles11.00pm Charlie Brooker’s End of Year Review 201512.00am Abz on the Christmas Farm12.30am Darts1.20am Darts3.20am Countryfile4.15am Holby City

10.25am ITV News10.30am Murder, She Wrote11.25am The Jeremy Kyle Show12.25pm The Jeremy Kyle Show1.30pm ITV News and Weather1.40pm The Jeremy Kyle Show2.40pm Catchphrase3.25pm Ninja Warrior UK4.25pm Goldfinger6.35pm ITV News London6.45pm ITV News and Weather7.00pm Ninja Warrior UK8.00pm Beowulf: Return to the Shieldlands9.00pm Endeavour11.00pm ITV News and Weather11.20pm Joanna Lumley’s Trans- Siberian Adventure

7.00am The Hot Desk

7.10am You’ve Been Framed!

7.35am Emmerdale Omnibus

10.25am Coronation Street Omnibus

1.25pm Take Me Out

2.30pm Take Me Out: The Gossip

3.30pm Evan Almighty

5.35pm Jurassic Park

8.00pm Nanny McPhee

10.00pm The Shawshank Redemption

12.55am The Faculty

2.55am Totally Bonkers Guinness

World Records

3.20am The Hot Desk

3.30am Teleshopping

more49.55am Hugh’s 3 Good Things10.20am Location, Location, Location11.20am Jamie’s Money Saving Meals11.50am Jamie’s Money Saving Meals12.20pm Come Dine with Me12.55pm Come Dine with Me1.25pm Come Dine with Me1.55pm Come Dine with Me2.30pm Come Dine with Me3.00pm Four in a Bed3.35pm Four in a Bed4.05pm Four in a Bed4.40pm Four in a Bed5.10pm Four in a Bed5.45pm Come Dine with Me6.15pm Come Dine with Me6.50pm Come Dine with Me7.25pm Come Dine with Me

Pick

Itv47.00am Ax Men7.40am Ax Men8.20am Ax Men9.15am Legacy! The 2015 Rugby World Cup10.15am Minder11.15am Pawn Stars11.45am Pawn Stars12.10pm Pawn Stars12.35pm Pawn Stars1.00pm Destry3.05pm Cheyenne Autumn6.10pm Rio Bravo9.00pm Rugby Highlights10.00pm The Krays12.35am Public Enemies3.15am Ax Men4.00am The Store

5USA

7.00am Motorway Patrol7.30am Motorway Patrol7.55am Air Rescue8.20am Air Rescue8.45am Fat: The Fight of My Life9.35am Fat: The Fight of My Life10.35am 60 Minute Makeover11.35am 60 Minute Makeover12.35pm Monkey Thieves1.10pm Monkey Thieves1.45pm Monkey Thieves2.20pm Monkey Thieves2.55pm Monkey Thieves3.30pm Monkey Thieves4.05pm Monkey Thieves4.40pm Monkey Thieves5.15pm Monkey Thieves5.50pm Monkey Thieves7.00pm Animal Hoarding8.00pm Nothing to Declare8.30pm Nothing to Declare9.00pm Criminal Minds10.00pm Coastline Cops11.00pm Police Force: Australia11.30pm Police Force: Australia12.00am Ross Kemp: Extreme World1.00am Alaska State Troopers2.00am Most Shocking

7.00am Teleshopping10.00am My Name is Earl10.25am The Mysteries of Laura11.20am The Mysteries of Laura12.20pm The Mysteries of Laura1.20pm Columbo3.20pm Columbo: By Dawn’s Early Light5.20pm Columbo: Suitable for Framing7.00pm NCIS8.00pm NCIS9.00pm NCIS10.00pm CSI: NY11.00pm CSI: Crime Scene Investigation12.00am CSI: Miami1.00am CSI: Miami2.00am CSI: Miami

BBC 48.00pm Treasures of Heaven9.00pm Westminster Abbey10.00pm Citizen Kane12.00am Talking Pictures12.45am The Richest Songs in the World2.15am Michael Palin’s Quest for Artemi-sia3.15am Westminster Abbey4.15am Britain on Film4.45am This is BBC Four

BBC 38.00pm Top Gear9.00pm Don’t Tell the Bride10.00pm Shrek The Third11.25pm Russell Howard’s Good News11.55pm Family Guy12.20am Family Guy12.40am American Dad!1.05am American Dad!1.25am Russell Howard’s Good News1.55am Russell Howard’s Good News

Itv37.00am On the Buses7.25am Fresh Fields8.10am Emma10.35am Heartbeat11.40am Heartbeat12.40pm Columbo2.45pm The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes3.50pm The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes4.55pm Foyle’s War7.00pm Midsomer Murders9.00pm The Cruise Ship9.30pm The Cruise Ship10.00pm The Royal Variety Performance12.50am Lewis2.40am And Then There Were None4.20am Where the Heart is5.40am Heartbeat

Sky Sports 1 Sky Sports 27.00am Cricket8.30am Cricket’s Greatest9.00am Cricket5.00pm Cricket6.00pm Cricket’s Greatest6.30pm NFL10.00pm NFL2.00am NFL5.30am Football Gold5.45am Football Gold6.00am Sporting Greats6.30am Sporting Greats

Sky Sports 3

BT Sport 17.00am Hyundai A-League9.00am World Wide Sports9.30am Gillette World Sport10.00am Last Week, This Week10.15am International Bowls11.15am Bdo World Championships1.15pm Ladbrokes Premiership3.45pm Aviva Premiership Rugby7.00pm Bdo World Championships11.00pm Aviva Premiership Rugby12.30am Football Tonight1.30am Turkish Airlines Euroleague Basketball Magazine2.00am WTA Tennis: Brisbane International

BT Sport 27.00am Total Italian Football7.30am Last Week, This Week8.00am The Clare Balding Show9.00am Barclays Premier League10.30am Aviva Premiership Rugby12.00pm Aviva Premiership Rugby1.30pm The Clare Balding Show2.30pm Road to Rio3.00pm Sea Master Sailing3.30pm Gillette World Sport4.00pm Hyundai A-League5.30pm NBA7.30pm NBA9.30pm NBA12.00am UFC

TCM

History9.00am Pawn Stars9.30am Pawn Stars10.00am Pawn Stars10.30am Pawn Stars11.00am Pawn Stars11.30am Pawn Stars12.00pm Pawn Stars12.30pm Pawn Stars1.00pm Pawn Stars1.30pm Pawn Stars2.00pm Pawn Stars2.30pm Pawn Stars3.00pm Pawn Stars3.30pm Pawn Stars4.00pm Pawn Stars4.30pm Pawn Stars5.00pm Pawn Stars5.30pm Pawn Stars6.00pm Pawn Stars6.30pm Pawn Stars7.00pm Mountain Men8.00pm Mountain Men9.00pm Ancient Aliens10.00pm Storage Wars Best of10.30pm Storage Wars Best of11.00pm Pawn Stars11.30pm Pawn Stars12.00am Mountain Men1.00am Ancient Aliens

Yesterday7.00am Oz and James Drink to Britain7.25am SouthPacific8.10am SouthPacific9.00am SouthPacific10.00am SouthPacific11.00am SouthPacific12.00pm SouthPacific1.00pm SouthPacific2.00pm SouthPacific3.00pm SouthPacific4.00pm SouthPacific5.00pm SouthPacific6.00pm SouthPacific7.00pm SouthPacific8.00pm SouthPacific9.00pm SouthPacific10.00pm Secrets of the Bible11.00pm Raiders of the Lost Past12.00am UFOsDeclassified1.00am SouthPacific2.00am SouthPacific

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8.10am Wallace and Gromit: A Grand Day Out8.40am Wallace and Gromit: The Wrong Trousers9.15am Only Fools and Horses10.35am Only Fools and Horses11.55am Only Fools and Horses1.35pm Only Fools and Horses3.15pm Only Fools and Horses5.00pm Wallace and Gromit: A Grand Day Out5.30pm Wallace and Gromit: The Wrong Trousers6.10pm Wallace and Gromit: A Close Shave6.50pm Wallace and Gromit: A Matter of Loaf and Death7.30pm Corpse Bride9.00pm Rowan Atkinson Live10.00pm The Royle Family11.20pm Grumpier Old Men1.20am The Comic Strip Presents2.40am The Comic Strip Presents3.45am The Comic Strip Presents4.35am I Dream of Jeannie5.00am Home Shopping

Discovery7.00am How It’s Made7.30am How It’s Made8.00am Ed Stafford: Into the Unknown9.00am Railroad Alaska10.00am Railroad Alaska11.00am Railroad Alaska12.00pm Railroad Alaska1.00pm Railroad Alaska2.00pm Railroad Alaska3.00pm Railroad Alaska4.00pm Railroad Alaska5.00pm Railroad Alaska6.00pm Railroad Alaska7.00pm Incredible Engineering Blunders: Fixed8.00pm Treasure Quest: Snake Island9.00pm How the Universe Works10.00pm Alaska: The Last Frontier11.00pm Nazi UFO Conspiracy12.00am Prison Break1.00am Facing Evil1.30am Facing Evil2.00am How the Universe Works3.00am Alaska: The Last Frontier

7.25am Kung Fu8.25am Kung Fu9.25am Dive Bomber11.55am Jailhouse Rock1.50pm Kung Fu2.55pm Kung Fu4.00pm Seven Brides for Seven Brothers6.00pm The House of the Seven Hawks7.45pm Operation Daybreak10.00pm The Order11.45pm Dangerous Ground1.35am Screaming Eagles3.05am Don’t Panic Chaps

7.00am SNF: Match Choice8.30am SNF: Match Choice10.00am The Sunday Supplement11.30am Goals on Sunday1.30pm Ford Super Sunday4.30pm Ford Super Sunday7.30pm World Darts Championship10.30pm Sporting Triumphs10.45pm Sporting Triumphs11.00pm Ford Football Special12.30am Football12.45am Football1.00am Cricket

7.00am Sky Sports Years8.00am Sky Sports Years9.00am Big Bash League12.30pm Sporting Rivalries1.00pm Sky Sports Years2.00pm Sky Sports Years3.00pm Football Gold3.15pm Football Gold3.30pm Football Gold3.45pm Football Gold3.55pm Football6.00pm Football8.00pm Football10.30pm Fight Night Review of 201512.30am Big Bash League4.00am Sky Sports Years

7.00am The Hour of Power8.00am Are You Smarter Than a 10 Year Old?9.00am Monkey Life9.30am Monkey Life10.00am Monkey Life10.30am Monkey Life11.00am Monkey Life11.30am Monkey Life12.00pm WWE Raw1.00pm David Attenborough’s Micro Monsters1.30pm David Attenborough’s Micro Monsters2.00pm David Attenborough’s Micro Monsters2.30pm David Attenborough’s Micro Monsters3.00pm Modern Family3.30pm Modern Family4.00pm Modern Family4.30pm Modern Family5.00pm Elf7.00pm The Simpsons

Film412.00pm Paranorman2.00pm Stuart Little 23.30pm Tooth Fairy5.35pm Inkheart7.40pm Cutthroat Island10.00pm Faster11.55pm G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra

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scorPio (oct 24th-nov 22nd)If you get the chance to improve your mind perhaps via seminars or lectures, grab them with both hands. You’re smarter than you give yourself credit for. You’d love to pit your wits against someone new. You’re competitive aren’t you.

saGittarius (nov 23rd-dec 21st)There will be time during the week that you’d wish everyone would stop having such a carry on just because it’s Christmas. What’s got into you? You usually love this time of year. Maybe the reality of what you spend has suddenly hit you.

caPricorn (dec 22nd-Jan 20th)The only downside to loving relationships this week is that you’ll find it hard to use the right words to express how you truly feel about someone. Try you best as it will make all the difference.

aQuarius (Jan 21st-Feb 19th)You’re focused, intuitive, fired up and ready to go this week and weekend. You can apologise to family and friends as you’ve not been in the Christmas mood lately, so everything has been left for them to organise, but you’re back an the fun will come wit you.Pisces (Feb 20th-march 20th)You’ve either managed to reach a new understanding over situations, or your partner has become more reasonable, but either way, things are starting to move in the right direction and you couldn’t be happier. Roll on Christmas and New Year.

taurus (april 21st-may 21st)Relationships partnerships and friendships are all moving in the right direction, mainly due to you tutelage, and others will naturally come to you for your opinion of something, and your down to earth, no frills advice. It’s tiring being the one.

Gemini (may 22nd-June 21st)You’re very lucky to have as much support emotionally and personally as you have in your life, so don’t be afraid to ask for favours from others, if you have more on your plate than you think you can comfortably handle. They’ll be glad to help.

cancer (June 22nd-July 23rd)Expect to face some minor challenges this week, but know now there’s nothing you can’t handle, so take them in you stride. Last minute shopping could be frustrating if you can’t get what you’re looking for. You should have started earlier.

leo (July 24th-august 23rd)You’re in high spirits these days and luckily it’s infectious, so those around you will start to experience your Christmas cheer too. If others are down in the dumps your happy disposition will work wonders. Tie up loose ends in obligations.

VirGo (august 24th-sept 23rd)You’ve got one eye on getting ahead at work and one eye over plans for Christmas, but with some clever planning, you could tackle the two at the same time and be victorious in both. Start slowly and test the waters. You’ll soon be up and running.

liBra (sept 24th-oct 23rd)Life as you know it takes on a brisker pace this week, so be ready to apply yourself with enthusiasm and energy. Just don’t be too quick to judge a workmate or friend over an issue that may look worse than it is. Get all the facts first.

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Ambition, Ideas & Hard Work Brings Success To The Buzz Media Team

Buzz media launched itself as a small local newspaper in the Costa Blanca making headway by investing time and working hard. The time invested to visit individual business owners introducing a new read that was different than the other free newspaper has put the Buzz Newspaper and at the forefront of local advertising.

The niche that was offered to business owners included the wide spread distribution and a continued availability throughout the week therefore allowing readers to pick up the Buzz at ease and not to find empty newspaper stands. Connecting with the public the Buzz news desk opened at the Benidorm indoor market. The success of sharing the site with other expat services allowed the growth of expanding into the expat market providing the readers with experienced service providers. Recently adding the Buzz Expat Centre in Calpe, 2016 promises to be even more successful.

With the New Year soon to be upon us the Buzz N e w s p a p e r unfolds a new look with a bigger and better free newspaper.

B o a s t i n g to be the only English N e w s p a p e r offering a comprehensive 14-day TV Guide, more articles and reviews plus a focus on living in Spain that includes a dedicated property section. With the best choice of articles and news, puzzles and competitions as well as a complete living in Spain section. Owner Marco Baiardo said “we are proud to announce that are we are continuing to expand the Buzz Newspaper across the

coast but also we will be expanding our Expat Centres allowing all of our readers to drop by and visit us and our suppliers for the best products and services in Spain dedicated to the British market.

Photos: Above - Calpe Expat Centre, Right - Benidorm Indoor Market

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Christmas Carols At The AnchorAlbir Church of England is one of seven churches on the

Costa Blanca. Yesterday by the Anchor in Albir Christmas was celebrated by singing a selection of twelve Carols. Many of our congregation attended at 3pm, Marissa. the Councillor for Foreigners, was there together with Elisabeth the PA for the Afaz Mayor. At one time we counted 120 people with many passing by and stopping for a couple of carols before moving on their way. We would like to thank all those who supported this event in any way.

You can find out about the other churches on the Costa Blanca through the website www.costablanca-anglicanchaplaincy.org. The Albir Church celebrates Holy Communion every Sunday in a service at 9.45. We use the premises of the Norwegian Seaman’s Church on Carrer Mart in Albir. Up the hill on Cami de la Cantera towards Rober Palace Hotel. turn right and go passed the hotel entrance, the Church is just inside the next

road on the left. There is plenty of parking. If Sundays are difficult then there is also a service of Holy Communion every Thursday at the Forum Mare Nostrum, downstairs at 11 am. You can be guaranteed a very warm welcome. If you need any more information please contact the local church warden Hazel Layt on 96 689 5306 or mobile 659 018 400.

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Great Turnout For Dog JogAbout 200 people participated in the Canicross or

what is affectionately known as the Dog Jog, to the Faro de l’Albir (Albir Lighthouse) through the natural park of Serra Gelada and back last week. The day went smoothly with a fantastic turnout and beautiful sunny weather. Participants enjoyed the run alongside their furry friends with excellent views.

That’s of course the main attraction of the Dog Jog, as well as the energy of the occasion alongside other enthusiastic people. However the run does have a more serious purpose, helping to raise funds for the Food Bank of L’Alfas del Pi. “Participants provided around 1,500 kilos of non-perishable food and other products such as diapers, to donate to the Social Volunteer Association of Alfas” said Jose Moreno, president of USE-13, humanitarian association which organized the event, in collaboration with the Department of Sports.

Participants receive a commemorative t-shirt and there are several prizes awarded for the more competitive entrants categories which includes the biggest dog, smallest dog, and one of our favourites, the best dressed.

Moreno went on to say, “it was a fun morning, and there is there was a lot of support”

This was the second edition and we are sure it will be back again next year to be yet another success. The Canicross is an event with a long tradition in other places in Europe and is now becoming more common here in Spain.

Created in September 2013, USAR-13 is an independent, private and non-profit humanitarian organization whose mission is not only to conduct search and rescue work in people but also in generating social programs that help improve the quality of life of the most vulnerable. Dogs are a huge help in their work, and help in search and rescue, as well as different programs and projects.

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Bethlehem Town Comes To Life

Pedro Juan Garcia Carratalá, was the winner of last years Nativity Competition, and is the creator of the amazing model of the town of Bethlehem which can be found in the in the square outside the house of culture. Mayor Vicente Arques, attended the opening ceremony along with the mayors of Culture, Presidency Health Collective Relations and Human Resources. This glorious work really does bring the spirit of Christmas to Alfas.

Harley Santa Toy RunEvery year members of the Costa

Blanca España Harley Davidson Group dress up as Santa, climb aboard their motorcycles and ride in a mass convoy to deliver presents to some less fortunate children. This annual event is now in it’s 6th year and gets bigger each year. 2015 saw about 175 members take part, some coming as far as Gandia and even closer to Torrevieja.

The group who are accompanied by a police escort for safety reasons ride, or should we say roar their way through Alfas and Albir to deliver presents to the children of the Emaus homes.

T h e group make such a huge d i f f e r e n c e every year and by dressing up and travelling through the area in a large convoy

they not just put on an extra special spectacle for residents and visitors but also raise awareness for Emaus, an organisation that works hard to make life better for children and families who can not always help themselves.

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Local Drug Ring BustedOver 11kg Of Cannabis and 5 Cars Seized

More than 11 kilos of marijuana ready for distribution, 312 cannabis plants, 20,000 euros and five vehicles have been seized. This is the result of an operation conducted by the National Police in the Marina Baixa and other locations that has enabled the dismantling of a Drug Ring dedicated to the cultivation and trafficking of marijuana and a large scale.

They arrested seven people of Dutch and German nationality between 26th and 27th November, who were all accused of belonging to a gang dedicated to the cultivation and distribution of this drug. The operation began several months ago and ended when the police stopped a 61-year-old Dutch man driving through the toll of the AP-7 in

Altea. He was caught carrying in his vehicle several p a c k a g e s containing more than 7 kilos of marijuana buds ready to supply dealers. Minutes later another Dutch man was arrested in La Nucia who was acting as a lookout, driving ahead to warn of possible road checks.

Later five other members of the organization, two women and three men were arrested, who were found with another 4 kilograms of

marijuana along with €19,250 in cash. Of the 5 vehicles, one was listed as stolen in the Netherlands and another had various tools used for weighing, packaging and storage of drugs found on the drives of the homes in Nucia, Albir, El Vergel and

Els Poblets.

Also during the search of the properties the home of one of the detainees in Els Poblets they found a cultivation operation with over 312 cannabis plants being grown under modern lighting, ventilation and irrigation.

The seven detainees, of whom only one had a history of offenses against public health, were brought to justice after testifying in police custody and ordered that the repeat offender was jailed. The operation was carried out by agents belonging to the Brigade of Judicial Police Station of Benidorm.

Read The Buzz Onlinewww.vistacostablanca.com

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30 years of success in Benidorm June and Steve have recently celebrated 30 years of serving the best fish and chips in Benidorm. This milestone anniversary is not like any other so what is the secret behind this ‘fishy business’?

Steve who celebrated his 68th birthday only last week spoke to us about the success story.

Steve said, “It’s all about keeping a happy ship and maintaining the high standards. Our staff have all been with us a very long time. Lis has now been maintaining the quality of the cooking for more than 26 years, Sue for 18 years and Iris for 11 years… how’s that for loyalty and service?”.

June said “to be honest I can really only put

this down to both myself and Steve being a hands on couple and dedicated to sourcing the best products and ingredients available to us here in Spain.”

Seeing so many businesses come and go across the coast of the Costa Blanca, especially in recent years of a recession and with the euro exchange rate falling to a record low, businesses have been hit hard. It is a truly proud moment for the couple, we would like to congratulate and thank June and Steve at Ray’s 2 Chippy! Situated next to the Euro Tabaco shop in the Avenida Mediteraaneo Benidorm a very happy, healthy and continued success in the years ahead, well done!

By DAVID ROGERSIt’s a Fishy Business!

The Royal British Legion, Benidorm Branch’s Chairman James invited the Buzz Newspaper Team, to join in their annual Christmas lunch at The Sambuca Restaurant in Benidorm.

The request came by way of a small thank you for helping the branch poppy appeal during their hour of need with this years Poppy Appeal. It was due to the unforeseen circumstances of being left without the normal number of volunteers that the branch secretary Pamela Dawson Tasker came along to speak with Marco Baiardo owner of the Buzz newspaper.

Desperate to get the 2015 appeal underway, the collection boxes and Poppy’s needed distribution across the town from the Rincon to La Cala as without them, the bars, shops and centres that help the annual appeal were helpless. A meeting was arranged where some of the committee members met with the Buzz Newspaper and then a plan unfolded to get this problem solved allowing the appeal to go ahead as normal.

The Christmas lunch was a great success and an ideal opportunity for Marco to sit down for a while to chat with the other members. A fantastic choice of menus including traditional turkey, roast beef and specials of the day together with wine and beer. The venue provided the perfect setting. A number of short speeches between the courses from the chairman congratulated Pamela in keeping the committee going through some rather difficult months

and thanked everyone for pulling together. A special ‘thanks’ was given by the Buzz team where Chairman James said, “this years appeal would not of been possible without the help and support from Marco and his team”.

The Royal British Legion was founded by British veterans in the aftermath of the First World War and is at the forefront of Centenary commemorations.

Now more than a century on from the First World War, those serving in the Armed Forces, veterans and their families still call on the RBL for help with almost

every aspect of daily life. The problems facing First World War veterans when they returned to the UK continue to affect serving personnel and the veterans today whether living with bereavement or disability, finding employment, or coping with financial stress. For further information and for donations please call Pamela on 96 686 0735

By DAVID ROGERSRBL Christmas Lunch “this years appeal would not of been possible

without the help and support from Marco and his team”. RBL Chaiman James

Photos: Top- Marco Owner of The Buzz Newspaper and Pamela RBL secretaryBelow- RBL Members enjoying Christmas Lunch

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FocusMore counterfeit Items

Seized In Sunday MarketNational Police have dismantled a selling point of counterfeit goods and arrested five people

Nearly 700 items were seized by police, among the items were bags, wallets and belts

National police have arrested five people after raiding a market stall, which was selling counterfeit products. After identifying those responsible for the sale of these counterfeit goods, the agents searched a property and three vehicles that were parked near the market, finding a total of 699 items such as bags, wallets

and belts, which despite low quality finishes and lacked any type of labelling, logos and prints presented prestigious brands.

The investigation began several weeks ago when agents learned that bags and other accessories that falsified prestigious brands were distributed in the Sunday market.

Due to the inability of these people to

prove the legal origin of the products to the lack of invoices and other documents verifying the authenticity of articles, they were arrested as perpetrators of a crime against intellectual property those arrested are five people, four men and one woman.

Some of those arrested had a criminal record for similar operations, they gave individual statements at the police station and released pending a court date set by a judge.

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Involved In The Specsavers Charity Campaign

Until December 31st all five Specsavers Opticas stores on the Cos-ta Blanca are taking part in a Christ-mas charity appeal to provide food, clothing and gifts to children and fam-ilies who may otherwise go without.

Business Development Manager, José Ángel Moral-Tajadura tells us “Supporting charitable causes this Christmas is important to us with many families on the Costa Blanca feeling the effects of the recession, not to mention children in care who need our help to have a happy Christ-mas. Our stores are passionate about their chosen charities and are all do-ing their bit to encourage donations.”

Specsavers Opticas in Calpe are collecting presents and donations for The Friends of the Children of EMAUS, a completely voluntary group of indi-viduals, based in the Northern Cos-ta Blanca, whose purpose is to raise much-needed funds for the children in the EMAUS children’s shelters. Presents will be given to the Children of EMAUS spending this Christmas in care and the stores are urging lo-cals to donate new, unwrapped toys, board games, gifts and clothes. Car-ole Saunders from the charity says

“People needn’t spend much, even something simple such as a woolly hat or some colouring books would make lovely gifts for the children of EMAUS.” Specsavers in Javea are rais-ing money for MABS Cancer Charity.

Donations of non-perishable food and children’s toys would be greatly appreciated at Specsavers Opticas in Guardamar, Torrevieja and Benidorm where they are collecting on behalf of the Spanish Red Cross. The Red Cross is a humanitarian organization with the principle objectives of providing aid for victims of disasters, those with social issues, health problems and environmental causes, as well as sup-porting those in need closer to home.

Please help them put a smile back on a child’s face this Christ-mas by making a gift or food dona-tion, or helping with the fundraising at Specsavers Opticas stores on the Costa Blanca. All donated gifts will then be collected by the various char-ities and delivered to local families for this Christmas and Three Kings.

To find your nearest Specsav-ers store to make a dona-tion, visit www.specsavers.es

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Tram Line 9 Continues to Frustrate Passengers

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FAMILY and friends gathered in force to say their final farewells to popular Javea U3A member Roy Heaton.There was standing room only at his funeral service and celebration of his life, held at Javea Crematorium on Friday December 4. The minister conducting the service said that in all his years he had not known so many people turn up to pay their respects to one person.It was a reflection of the high regard in which Roy was held.Roy and his loving wife Jackie were founder members of the Javea U3A 10 years ago and have made many friends as a result of their continued membership of the association. Roy belonged to several groups including Rummikubs and badminton, both of which demonstrated his competitive nature.Friend and fellow Javea U3A founder member Mike Frost told the assembled

audience in his eulogy how Roy first became involved in the running of the organisation. “We were a green steering committee and needed a chairman,” Mike explained. “Roy agreed to be chairman .... this gave him the task of arranging the chairs ... he was happiest working in the background.”Roy was a positive person and even towards the end of his life when he was struggling with his illness, he remained bright and cheerful and continued to participate in his favourite activities. Only days before he was admitted to hospital after taking a turn for the worse, he was enjoying lunch with other members of the U3A’s lads’ section of the Ladies That Lunch. Such was his determination to carry on regardless of his problems.Born in Dudley in the West Midlands in 1941, Roy worked as a tube investments planner for Accles and Pollock, following in the footsteps of

his father and grandfather.He and Jackie married in 1966 - they would have celebrated their Golden Wedding anniversary next year - and after leaving Dudley, moved to Exmouth where they started their own greetings cards business and had five shops throughout Devon. They moved to Spain in 2004 and settled in Javea.They have two daughters, Julia, 42, and Lorraine, 40, and two granddaughters, Leili, 8, and Ezre, 4.Roy passed away at home in Javea on Tuesday December 8 with his wife and family around him.Some of his closest friends and family paid tribute to him at his funeral service and all of them spoke highly of his strength of character, honesty and good humour. But perhaps the most poignant words were spoken by his granddaughter Leili, who described him as a “lovely grandad who told terrible grandad jokes and loved girlie

musicals like Annie and Mamma Mia, and liked winning like crazy ...”.That was Roy, a popular dad, grandad and friend to many, who will be sadly missed.The family requested no flowers at the funeral, but decided it would be fitting to put something back into the community after the support Roy received in his last days and, as a result, a collection raised around €700 to be shared between Help and MABS.

Javea U3A Says Farewell to Founder - Roy Heaton

Bad luck continues for the Tram on line 9. Last July the Ferro-carrils de la Generalitat Valenciana (FGV) which manages transport services for Metro-valencia and the Alicante Tram forced a speed limit for trams on the entire route between Benidorm and Denia so they could not exceed 40kph. After this engineering works were start-ed between Altea and Calpe and a temporary bus service was put in place (these engineering works are estimated to be complete within six months), this made the journey of 94 kilometres between Denia and Alicante a four-hour trip.

Well, to add to the misery a me-chanical issue last week brought the service between Calpe and Teulada just before the Kishi tun-

nel to a halt, forcing bus service to continue onto Teulada.

The breakdown forced the re-moval of several trains between Denia and Calpe, until the tram could be towed on but after the withdrawal of the stricken con-voy, there were severe delays across the net-work. Users of the Tram service have been con-stantly troubled with problem af-ter problem

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operators said that the problem was a broken transmission on a cab which was converted from an older model.

The transmission broke on the journey between Calpe-Teulada

Calp invests 600,000 Euros To Revitalize La Manzanera

Calpe town council has al-located 600,000 euros to revi-talize one of the architectural symbols of the town, the urban-ization of La Manzanera. The cost of the project is divided into a contribution made by the provincial institution (Valencia), another 390,000 euros and 210,000 euros municipal con-tribution (Calpe).

The conservation of this area is part of a comprehensive plan of the city’s revitalization which revolves around three

main areas; improving roads, including the paving, lighting, sidewalks and finally trees and plants.

The town hall is striving to continue to improve the look of the town as it has been stated that they need to keep up with the demands of tourism.

This year the route up to the summit of the Peñón de Ifach due to the condition of the route, which had not been maintained.

Concept of the renovations for LA Manzaner

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Alicante 18 to 21 DecemberRight in the middle of Alicante

town, over the weekend before Christmas, you can take in a real live Nativity scene as part of a craft fair. A craft fair with “Artesanía de Autor” (craftsmen selling only their own work), live music, children’s games and workshops, a tavern and other food stalls in the Plaza Gabriel Miró, from 18 to 21 December.

The stalls and the nativity scene are set up under the incredible rubber trees - think of the pot plant in Granny’s parlour, but then about 100 foot high and with a trunk so big that four people can just clasp hand to hand around the trunk. That’s where you will find Maria holding her baby while Joseph is working as a carpenter, and a page takes down children’s wishes for presents to be brought by the Three Kings. Children and their parents can amuse themselves with games such as nine men’s morris, tangram, shove ha’penny and the like, as a change from all those electronic shoot-em-up games. Every day there are workshops where children can learn to handle tools and materials, and make something to take home. For the very young there is a merry-go-

round and a big swing shaped like a dragon.

The craft fair - organised by the regional craft association Amata - will consist of some fifty stalls with everything from hand-made candles to shawls, wooden toys and puppets, ceramics, handbags made of leather or recycled inner tyres (just passed its MOT - good for 135,000 more miles!), jewelry in silver, ceramic, copper, leather, m a c ra m é and glass. Participants, as always, are carefully chosen to avoid duplication of designs and everything is made by the people at the stall - nothing is imported or made in a factory. It’s all original, and much less expensive than anything you can buy in a gallery.

Quite a few people at the stalls will be at work - a bookbinder, a smith complete with forge and anvil, a shoemaker actually making shoes,

various people with saws, paint brush or chisel. Most of the time a small band of slightly crazy musicians, will

be livening up the fair. Elsewhere there is a tavern, with roast meat (even a whole roast pig!!) and beer - nothing like the open air to stimulate the appetite - or you can try a pancake filled with chocolate or half-a-dozen other sweet or savory fillings. Like last year, Andy and Karlota will create an enchanting atmosphere blowing hundreds of soap

bubbles to the delight of children and parents alike.

The fair opens Friday 18 December at 6 pm. From Saturday 19 to Monday 21 December opening times are from 10 am

to about 9 pm, although it tends to be quiet from 2 to 5 in the afternoon. Plaza Gabriel Miró is about 50 m. inland from the Explanada, the palm tree lined pavement running along the main thoroughfare by the harbour.

There are quite a few underground car parks nearby, or you can park outside the town centre and take a bus (bus routes 5, 8 or 10 all stop near or on the Explanada) or you can take the L4 tram (last stop: Alicante-Luceros).

For more information about the market, ring 639 979 678 (Elvira speaks English). Photographs of last years’ market you’ll find on

www.amata.es/Alicante14.html.

Burglary & Car Thiefs Caught Red HandedThe National Police

have caught a gang in the act of burglary. The group had been stealing from tourist accommo-dation across the Costa Blanca and the agents arrested ten people ac-cused of committing at least 25 robberies. In the operation, they seized a large amount of stolen effects, which have been returned to their owners.

The gang were found to have an extensive criminal history with as-sociated crimes track-ing back to Madrid. The group were caught and arrested in El Campello by the Guardia Civil and

the local police, accord-ing to sources.

The gang was brought to police attention by a resident who saw them acting suspiciously around a parked car.

Several patrols of the local police and Guardia Civil quickly attended the scene and managed to cut the gang off as they tried to escape. Once captured, the officers found that the detainees were trying to steal a ve-hicle, and were proceed-ing to codify a master key to deactivate the an-ti-theft immobilizer that the vehicle was fitted with, they were also in

possession of a number of stolen items.

They had a number of tools with them to assist them with stealing cars and avoid arrest like de-coder chip devices, blank keys, and microchips. Research has revealed that the gang were very organised to commit rob-beries, with three people guarding the area while two others carried out the handling of the vehi-cle.

All have been charged with crimes of vehicle theft and organized crim-inal gang membership.

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EVERYONES A WINNER!Javea Players - BERNARD KING

Next year the Javea Players are cele-brating their 40th Anniversary and all their 2016 productions, events and celebration parties will be proudly branded with an anniversary logo designed by one of our readers.

Javea Players’ Chairman, Mike Harvey invited readers to design the special logo and asked theatrical journalists, Benny Davis and Jack Troughton to help him pick a winner. What a task! Such was the qual-ity of entries, Mike has decided that every entrant deserves a prize and is inviting them all, with a partner, to be his guests at the opening of the celebrations, a 1976

Party in the Javea Players’ Studio Theatre on Friday January 29.

The winning design is the work of Philip McCloy and his success means that he and his partner will be the guests of Javea Players at all their productions, parties and events throughout their 40th Anniver-sary year. Philip’s winning logo, a clever design of a stylizes J and P with comedy and tragedy masks, was thought by the judges to be clean, very practical – it is effective printed in any colour – and very representative of today’s modern theatre world. A retired architect and designer, Philip lives in Cumbre Del Sol

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The Palau d’Esports Miguel Buigues Andrés sports centre in Avenida del Furs will be hosting another edition of ‘NADAL JOVE-ESPORTIU’ for kids in Javea becoming a centre of entertainment with four afternoons of fun. The activities will be free and available for all ages up to 17 years old.

NADAL JOVE-ESPORTIU will open its doors from 4.30pm until 8.30pm on each day from Sunday 27th December until Wednesday 30th December inclusive.

Amongst the activities being offered there will be roller ball, a climbing wall, a zip line, a video

game zone, a festival of football zone, several themed workshops such as make-up and crafts, and trampolines. The sports will be focused on developing the motor skills of the younger members of the community and include tennis, chess, archery, basketball, karate, muay thai, gymnastics, climbing pendulum, roller skating, sack racing, dodgeball, judo, table tennis, badminton and cycling.

Councillor Ximo Segarra (Youth) explained that the initiative is very popular in the municipality, providing a free option for fun during the Christmas holiday

period. Councillor Vicent Colomer (Sports) added that it has also been a way to encourage younger people to take part in sports and both councillors are hoping that a large number of children will come along to enjoy the activities, thanking the collaboration of the local sports club in staging the event.

Sports Centre To Host kids Festive Fun

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TM Lions Leading The WayOver eight years ago Teulada Moraira Lions first

mooted the idea of a food voucher scheme to help alleviate the hardship caused by the economic crisis inflicted on a good number of families living within the Teulada-Moraira area. Supermercados Pepe La Sal were quick to offer their assistance and support, without which it is unlikely that the scheme would ever have got off the ground. That initial commitment from PLS has continued over the years and helped underpin the decision by T.M. Lions, taken in the early part of 2014, to expand their food voucher scheme to include Benitachell.

Lion Mike Dunn is the Club’s Welfare Officer for Benitachell and his liaison with the local Social Work Dept. which administers the issue of the food vouchers on behalf of T.M. Lions, has proven very successful in getting the scheme established – so much so that the Social Work Dept. recently asked Mike if it would be possible for Teulada Moraira Li-ons to provide additional funding for the scheme so that food vouchers could continue to be issued to those in need in the village.

In response to this request, T.M. Lions have do-nated a further 1,500.00 euros to Benitachell So-cial Work Department and are committed to con-tinue with the food voucher scheme for so long as the need for it subsists.

The photograph is of Jacinta Pastor Valle, Man-ager of Serveis Socials, Benitatxell, receiving a cheque from (from left to right) Lions Fund-raising Committee Chairman, Andy Dawson; Lions Presi-dent, David Platt; and Lions Liaison Officer for Be-nitachell, Mike Dunn.

On a different front, Teulada Moraira Lions are one of a number of charitable organisations which continue their long-standing support of CAM Vergel, the Emaus Children’s Home at El Vergel and, since the summer, T.M. Lions have spent 661.50 euros on new schoolbooks for the children there; donated a further 400.00 euros to cover the cost of winter clothes and shoes; and delivered supplies of food to CAM Vergel as & when required. The Club also makes sure that every child in the Home receives a card & a gift of 20.00 euros on his/her birthday and they will all be given a card with 25.00 euros at Christmas/Three Kings so that, in addi-

tion to any presents which may be handed in to CAM Vergel, the children all have a little spending money of their own.

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With the Tartan Bar captain due home an-ytime now, Ivan Ewart will be horrified to find his team in tatters, it was a two week holi-day of bliss but what a nightmare of a return. His team have lost their last two league games and have now slipped down to 4th in the Be-nidorm pool Leagues af-ter this latest collapse.

Unbeaten before Ivan’s departure, the Tartan bar now looked out of sorts as the London Bar A team enjoyed a comfortable evening. With a rejuvenated Nick Mcgrath alias the “Preacher” at the helm, his team are producing the results now and this 8-2 was their best so far. Win-ning 7 from their 8 opening league matches, they have the most wins but with a point per rack, their nar-row victories have not put enough points on the board to gain top spot.

Top spot still belongs to Serena’s bar, up there in the little village of Fine-strat, they sit like kings after this dem-olition of bottom side, The Peppermill. Neil Spence put the Peppermill in front with a fine win over Danny Farnham but the next 7 racks went to Serena’s bar before Tony Stothard took the 9th rack for a late consolation point. The match was finished off 8-2 with a good per-formance from Andrew Sizer who has now won 8 from his 9 matches to date.

A miserable night for the Yorkshire Pride A team as they went down 7-3 to Bobby’s bar. Facing only three players in Bobby’s team, the Yorkshire Pride were looking at an easy victory with three points already in the bag for the no-show of Bobby’s bar. It seemed that the mix-up with fixture location for this match had also mixed the heads of the away team. Paul McEna-vy was on the end of a 7-ball thrashing in the first rack and it just got worse from there as Bobby’s won every playable rack winning the 7 available.

The Yorkshire Pride B team fared no better losing 8-2 at the Grill house. Last year’s defending cham-pions are creeping up the league and now sit in 2nd spot after a slow start to the season. Ash Randall in the singles & a Neil Jones/John Mc-Carthy pairing in the doubles, took the only points for the away team as the Grill house showed just why

they are the defending champions.The Stretford Jukebox, still smil-

ing after last week’s victory over the Tartan bar came to the Rockstar on a high. Paul Reddy, Brian Wallace & Captain Sharon Munneke put them in command as they won the first three singles before the Rockstar hit back with five racks on the spin to lead 5-3. As Sharon Munneke put the Stretford Jukebox within touching distance of a draw winning the 9th rack, it was Juanfran del Castillo who potted the final black and gave the Rockstar a well-earned 6-4 victory.

All matches start at 9pm every Thursday, why not come along and join in the fun. Match-es mentioned in this article were played on 10th December 2015.

All fixtures and results can be found at www.x-patspool-leagues.com or visit our face-book page, X-Pats Pool Leagues.

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The Tartan Bar Collapse!by DAVID MORRIS - Press Offier

Benidorm Darts LeagueWeek 9 saw a top of the table clash between Foley’s and Casper’s. In a see sawing game , the first four single games were shared as were the two double games leaving the score at 3 each. Caspers then won the first singles to take a 4-3 lead.Foleys then hit back taking the next 2 games to take a 5 - 4 lead. The final game saw a close match that

could of gone either way but Foley’s snatched it to win 6 - 4 on the night. Villamar kept up their run of form beating Hepburn’s 7 - 3 and move into second place in the league above Casper’s who still have an outstanding game to play. In the other tie,Cocos beat Cuba bar 8-2 in a game that went on into the ear-ly hours.There were two 180’s in

week 9 with Paul from Foley’s and Alan from Villamar both scoring maximums. The last game before the xmas break which is also the halfway point in the league sees Foley’s entertain Villamar, Cocos travel to Casper’s and Hepburn’s going to near rivals Cuba. Villamar could close the gap on foleys with a win to 6 points.

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Goals were in short supply for the 2nd week running in the Nine Premier League games & the One Monday Night game which meant another low scoring week for the Alfaz Fantasy Football League.

The Premier League provided the Fantasy League with 21 goals,2 clean sheets(Arsenal & Pal-ace),only 19 yellow cards(lowest so far this Sea-son) and for the 3rd time this Season no red ones.There was Four Premier League games with out so much as a yellow card in sight.Could the Referees be getting a little soft as we approach Christmas!

Paul’s Team Elite Kitchen,Swinton hit the top score this week with a 55 point tally which took his Team to the top of the League giving them a 19 point advantage over 2 Teams,Scott’s Dog Dale & Joe’s Keith Lard F.C.who are in joint 2nd place.Paul’s Team will be hoping Arsenal keep up their fine form has he has 8 Gunners in is Team as well as the Fantasy League top points scorer in Leices-ter City’s Jamie Vardy who didn’t play till Monday.At the other end of the Table Lyn’s Handbrake City closed the gap on Alison’s Foxywise to only 13 points.

Super Rhys kept their spot at the top of our U.K.T.V.SPAIN Junior League by holding on to a slight 3 point lead over Nathan’s Tyrannosuarez-Rex

F.C.Down at the foot of the Table Bradley’s Team Hero to Zero are in deep trouble as that are now trailing Teigar’s Tigers by a remarkable 124 points.

In our Mark Carter Ladies Section Maxine’s Plais-tow13hammers stretched their lead at the Summit to 25 points over Joanna’s Hup Hannah City.Karen’s Ceasar’s Blackcats have remained in 3rd place 13 points above Jin’s Dream Team.No change at the bot-tom where Foxywise & Handbrake City have been cut adrift of the rest by 57 points.Plaistow13hammers have taken the lead in our chase for a 20 euro voucher sponsored by QUICK SAVE Supermarket in Albir, they have a 3 point lead over Ann’s Team In Memory of Mak.

Joanna’s Team Hup Hannah City failed to pick up any points in our Leonard Knowles Construc-tion Golden Boot League but they still managed to keep a grip on the top spot by a narrow 9 points over David’s much improving Team Pearson’s Smashers.The 2 teams at the bottom Shelley’s Funsize Hammers & Alison’s Foxywise have failed to score in the last 5 weeks in this Section.Both Teams have Chelsea’s moody Diego Costa in their line ups so surely it’s only a matter of time before the volatile Spanish striker starts scoring and helps these 2 Teams get away from the relegation Zone.

Premier Imports,specialists in British Real Ales sponsor our Monthly Draw for a case of Cava.Four Teams this week go into the Draw and they are our highest scoring Team which was Elite Kitchen,Swin-ton and 3 Teams who got the lowest score Rachel’s Blue Murder,Alison’s Foxywise and Trish’s Springwa-ter Boys who each managed to score a single point.

Manager of the Month for December is being kindly sponsored by Darren & Lorna at the Brisa del Mar top Restaurant in Albir who a provide in Decem-ber a Special Tinsel & Turkey Menu as well as a A la Carte Menu.With 2 weeks gone Elite Kitchen,Swinton have stormed into the lead with a 13 point advantage over Leon’s Racing Sandancer.Super Rhys & Plais-tow13hammers are also contenders in 3rd & 4th place for this fabulous meal for 2 at the Brisa del Mar.

David’s Team The Podencos have won this weeks Breakfast for 2 at Rafters sponsored by Kate when they leapt up 54 places to No 191 in the League.

You can keep in touch with your Teams progress by visiting the A.F.F.L. website www.alfazffl.com or why not visit one of the Bars who support us by publishing the League Tables & Results every week.

In Albir The Local & Wyndhams,in Benidorn Union Jack,in Moraira Barilloche and in Alfaz Robin’s Nest.

Alfas Fantasy Football League

Ferrari Threaten To Quit F1Ferrari has hit out at the

independent engine supplier plan by Bernie Ecclestone and Jean Todt. The threat was issued by Ferrari president Sergio Marchionne, who said that the team will not accept dumbed-down engine technology.

In a bold move by the World Motor Sport Council, Ecclestone and Todt have been granted a mandate with which they can potentially force through certain measures, an action that Ferrari is reportedly set to challenge as the only member of the WMSC to vote against it.

Significantly, the mandate could potentially allow Ecclestone and Todt to go ahead with their divisive plans to introduce a cheaper independently supplied engine, which manufacturers are co-operating over to avoid by coming up with their own proposal to cut costs.

Ecclestone has spoken of his desire to see cheaper engines used by all teams, but Ferrari president Sergio Marchionne is not impressed with the proposals.

“Ferrari would find other ways to express its ability to race and to win,” Motorsport.com quote the Ferrari president as saying.

“It would be a huge shame (if Ferrari turned their back on F1), but Ferrari cannot be put in a corner on its knees

and say nothing.“Now, the rules are written in a

way that serves lawyers, who interpret them. In November 2014, it was clear that it would be possible to use tokens for power unit development – and this was something that, in a sense, saved

Ferrari’s season.“But we need to simplify the

rules and create more manageable regulations – where we should not be supported by lawyers, but by engineers, as it was a few years ago.”

“The problem is that in trying to create a power unit that is more affordable for smaller teams, we are in a way taking away from those organisations that are able to develop. And that is the reason why we go racing.

“We go to the track to prove to ourselves and to everyone our ability to manage the power unit. If we begin to undermine this advantage, Ferrari has no intention of racing.

“If we make Formula One like NASCAR, we would lose the advantage of experience in track solutions, which can then have an impact on

production.“I understand very well the

difficulties that smaller teams face, but this is something that FOM (Formula One Management) has to solve; it is not something Ferrari has to solve.”

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Benitachell Bowls Club Winter League Squad were up against local rivals and good friends Javea Green this week, with very poor weather conditions. The game promised to be hard as BBC were holding 2nd place in the league, and Javea Green 3rd.

On rink 2 Dudley Davies, Clive Langan, Carol Davies and Steve Griffin found the game tough going. They fought hard and managed to win 6 of the final 8 ends only going down 13-22.

Jeff Richards, Tonly Lawley, Mike Smith and Linda Richards pulled away in the second half of the game winning all but two of the last 9 ends, scoring 13 shots to win with a final score of 23-10.

Alex Fisher, Terry Corner, Iris Gardiner and Bert McLean fought hard with never more than a couple of shots separating the two teams. The game went to Javea in the end with a score of 11-16.

Maggie Lawley skipped her team of Jacquie Roberts, Mary Cockell and Tim Woodcock who had a great win. Javea were 3 shots adrift at the half way point but were unable to close the gap. Maggie and her team controlled the

second half and looked comfortable throughout, taking the match with a well deserved 23-15 win.

Skip Brian Doggett and his team of Bob Cockell, Derek and Christine Mawson were up against strong and experienced opponents trailing 0-6

after just 4 ends. However, 2 shots followed by a fantastic 6 shots and BBC took the lead. The game yo-yoed but BBC were not to be denied and won the

game with a final score of 24-16.8 Hard earned and well deserved

points for BBC – Great bowling and still in 2nd place.

Rink 8 saw our Berleen team of Richard Gardiner, Bob Tranter, Sheila Corner and Linda Smith put in a stunning performance losing only 2 ends and a total of 3 shots in the entire game.31-3 victory. Fantastic.4 players resulted in a score of 25 – 13 to the Lions well done.

For a full update and further information about forthcoming games and results, please visit us on line at www.benitachellbowlsclub.com

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AP McCoy will be honoured with the Lifetime Achievement award at this year’s BBC Sports Personality of the Year at The SSE Arena, Belfast, on Sunday 20 December, live on BBC One.

McCoy was Champion Jockey for every season of his 20-year professional ca-reer before finally retir-ing in April 2015 having ridden over 4,300 jump racing winners - includ-ing the Grand National, two Cheltenham Gold Cups, three Champion Hurdles and the Cham-pion Chase.

McCoy was crowned Sports Per-sonality of the Year in 2010 after win-ning the Grand National at his 15th at-tempt, which was the first time a jockey has been presented with the award. Three years, later after surpassing the milestone of 4,000 jump racing winners, McCoy claimed third place at the pres-tigious BBC awards ceremony.

AP McCoy said: “To be receiving the Lifetime Achievement award is a big

highlight of what has been an incredible year. It’s a huge honour and I’m thrilled to be accepting it so close to home in Belfast. I’m looking forward to what will be a very special night.”

The former BBC Sports Personali-

ty of the Year winner will be presented with his award in his home nation at the ceremony in Belfast on Sunday 20 December, live on BBC One, 7.50pm-10pm CET.

The awards will be hosted by Gary Lineker, Clare Balding and Gabby Lo-gan in front of a crowd of 7,500, in what is the first time the event has been host-ed in the country.

AP McCoy To Be Honoured With Lifetime

Achievement Award

Chelsea Football Club teetering on the brink!

Real Madrid kicked Out of Copa Del ReyReal Madrid will not take

protests against their Copa del Rey suspension any further, having seen appeals turned down by the Royal Spanish Football Federation and the Court of Arbitration for Sport (CAS).

The CAS issued a statement on Friday to confirm that Madrid’s latest appeal against the decision had been unsuccessful, claiming it did not have the necessary documentation to validate the club’s objections. Earlier this year, CA Osasuna were disqualified from the tournament for fielding an ineligible player who also earned a suspension in last year’s tournament.

Madrid have since stated that they accept the decision and have offered refunds to supporters who had bought tickets in advance for the second leg against Cadiz on December 16.

“The club respects the

decision of the tribunal which means that the return game cannot be played as scheduled,” a Madrid statement read.

“Real Madrid announces that it will proceed immediately with refunds for tickets purchased for said game.”

Real Madrid were thrown out of the competition after Denis Cheryshev appeared - and scored the opening goal - in their 3-1 first-leg win over Cadiz on December 2 when the Russia international should have been serving a suspension. Cheryshev received three yellow cards while playing for Villarreal in the competition last season.

Cheryshev scored the opening goal for Real Madrid in the third minute.

‘It is done with pain in

the heart because Real Madrid is a club that is our friend.

Cheryshev didn’t know

about the sanction. For our part there was no bad will, as all the world knows, but there

was a misunderstanding as we received no notification’.

Fury Stripped Of IBF Titlehe International

Boxing Federation stripped Tyson Fury of his heavyweight championship on Tuesday for his refusal to face mandatory challenger Vyacheslav Glazkov

The British fighter, 27, beat Ukraine’s Wladimir Klitschko in Dusseldorf on November 29 to win the WBA, WBO and IBF world titles.

But he has quickly lost the latter after signing up for a rematch with K l i t s c h k o rather than a bout against the IBF’s mandatory

challenger.Lindsey Tucker,

c h a m p i o n s h i p s chairman at the IBF, told stated: “It’s true he’s been stripped of his IBF belt.

“Our challenger was Vyacheslav Glazkov, but instead Fury’s gone and signed a

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available under a clause in the contract for their original fight, won by Fury in a unanimous points decision.

Fury’s promoter, Mick Hennessy, was blunt about the reaction in the Fury camp regarding the IBF’s ultimatum, “They shouldn’t be doing that, and as far as I’m concerned, if they want to hustle and bully Tyson into fighting Glazkov, Tyson will end up putting the belt in the bin at a major press conference. If they force Tyson to fight Glazkov, it will not happen. Glazkov

means nothing; he has zero value.”

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Whyte Has Shoulder SurgeryDillian Whyte has

had surgery on his shouldre following his clash with Anthony Joshua.

The 27-year-old said his shoulder “went” when he hit Joshua with a left hook in the second round of their. If not for the injury, Whyte believes that he could have knocked

Joshua out.Whte was knocked

out in the seventh round, after the fight Joshua expressed his willingness for

a rematch in the aftermath of the fight, saying that Dillian can “give him rounds, it was a good fight, it is exactly what i need”.

Joshua is expected to fight again on April 9th again at the O2 arena, possibly for the European title.

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Next season could be Spurs’ last at the current White Hart Lane Haringey Council granted planning permission for a new 61,000 seater ground which would make it the biggest club stadium in London.

The £400million development will be built adjacent to the club’s current White Hart Lane home and is expected to be finished for the 2018-19 season.

The new stadium plans to allow

NFL games to be played, using a retractable pitch, the projectalso includes a hotel, sports centre, health centre, a Tottenham Experience, a museum and club superstore. also the construction of 600 flats being part of the project.

The plans must be formally approved by the London Mayor’s office, But Boris Johnson has expressed his enthusiasm for the development in the past. Suring the

development Spurs will have to look at finding a t e m p o a r y stadium for thier home games with the possibilities being the Olympic Stadium, Milton Keynes or Wembley although Chelsea are also interested in playing

t h e r e during their stadium extension is being built.

Spurs Get Green Light ForLondon’s Biggest Club Stadium

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MouriniJose Mourinho gave Chelsea’s players the

day off on Last week to help clear minds and cool off after another defeat against Bourne-mouth. Not just as far as the Chelsea squad are concerned but for the Special One too.

By the end of September and the 2-2 draw away to Newcastle, the talk inside the club was that he could still win the title (they were eight points back at the time). By mid-November, during the internation-al break that followed the defeat at Stoke, the message was that they could still get

into the Champions League (at that stage they were 13 points out of fourth place).

After the defeat at Bournemouth, any one with a love or interest in Chelseas fu-ture are seriously worried and are now re-alising they are now fighting for survival. Abramovich has held further talks with the board seemingly to discuss all options.

Despite being though to the next stages of the Champions League, any further defeats will see Mourinihos days numbered at Stamford Bridge.

Sport-Ferrari Threat To Quit F1-Spurs New Stadium Green-AP McCoy Hounoured

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Pep Guardiola, strongly linked to a move to the Premier League, has told Bayern Munich he will be leaving the club at the end of the season, German media has reported.

According to German daily Bild, Guardiola gave his decision to Bayern boss Karl-Heinz Rummenigge “last week”. (FC Bayern Munich Will Find ‘Great Coach’ if Pep Guardiola Goes: Philipp Lahm)

Barcelona daily Sport claimed a month ago that Guardiola had already given his word to former Barca colleagues Ferran Soriano and Txiki Begiristain, now Manchester City’s chief executive and director of football respectively, that he would join them at the Etihad next season.

T h e S p a n i a r d ’ s t h r e e - y e a r c o n t r a c t expires next

June and Bayern’s manager has said he will announce “before Christmas” whether he will extend his stay or leave, with Manchester City among the English sides keen to secure his services. (Manchester City to Pursue Pep Guardiola, Lionel Messi in 2016)

The Bavarian giants hold a five-point lead in the German league ahead of their final game of 2015 at Hanover 96 on Saturday, but the sense of anticipation is building in the Bayern squad over Guardiola’s impending announcement.

Bayern laboured to a 1-0 German Cup win

over Darmstadt on Tuesday to book their place in the

quarter- f inals and keep alive their dreams of winning the treble of Champions L e a g u e , Bundes l i ga and cup titles this season.

Pep To LeaveBayern Munich

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-Abramovich hold talks with the board about Mourinihos Future and decided on the clubs best manager, guess he is not so special anymore!

Can Chelsea Be Saved?Chelseas Up Coming Fixtures

Sunderland - Home Sat 19th Dec

Watford - Home Sat 26th Dec

Man United - AwayMon 28th Dec


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