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WelcometoDay4ofWillStark’sBachelorChallenge!
It’sbeenquitelongerthanIexpectedsincemylastupdate,soI’mgoingtoturnitovertoSimLily,Arthur,andSabrieltocatchusup:
“Hello,everyone!It’sbeenanunexpectedsix—no,morethanthat—monthssincewelastdiscussedWill’sprogressinhisBachelorChallenge.Ikindofgotcaughtupwithstuffinourhomeuniverse.”
“Don’ttalkaboutourhomeuniverse,”Sabrielsaidfromthebackground.
“I’mnot.I’mtalkingaboutthisone.Andyou’regoingtobetalkingaboutthisone,too.I’llneedyourhelptorecapthefirstthreedaysofthechallenge.”
Thefirstphotowentuponthescreen.
“RhapsodyBohemianwenthomefirst,”Lilyexplained.“IsPlldon’tgethowshecouldpossiblyhaveascoreofnegaPvetwo.”
“Becauseshe’sanincurableopPmist.Will’spessimismmightbecurable,butaslongasthatgoeson,DeeisjustgoingtoirritateWill.It’stoobad,”Arthursaid.“Shemighthavebeengoodforhim.”
“WEGOTMARIELLEKICKEDOFF!”Sabrielcheered.“Werule.”
“Wedidn’treallygetherkickedoff,”Lilypointedout.“HerownsenseofenPtlementandheraddicPontothekaraokemachinewerewhatdidherin.”
“I’dsPllliketothinkitwasus.”Sabrielsighed.“WeatleasthadsuccessagainstoneRomanceSimwithpersonalityissues.”
“IthoughtFayehadagoodchanceatfirst,”Arthursaid.“AndIthoughtshewascool.”
“SodidI.ButaXerhosPliPesbetweenherandLilahescalatedtofull‐blownfighPng,Idon’tthinkshewantedtobethereanymore.”Lilysmiled.“YouthinkFayeandLilahareevergoingtohavethemakeoutsessionthattheysoclearlywanttohave?”
“Maybe.Dependsonwhethertheycanstopwiththeslapping,”Arthursaid.
“Now,I’mgoingtodoarun‐downofthefourremainingbachelore]es,inorderoflowesttohighestscores,”Lilysaid.
“SaraJoneshasthelowestscoreoftheremainingbachelore]es.Shespentthefirstdayandahalfplayingcatchwithherfellowbachelore]es,butstartedshowingsomeinterestinWill.Isitenoughtostayinthegame?
“LilahWhedononlyhasafewpointsonSararightnow.Shewasoneoftheearlyfrontrunners,butherfeudwithFayehastakenhereyesofftheprize.InaddiPon,herzodiacsignisincompaPblewithWill’s,whichmaybeposingproblems.
“LuluBuccaneerhassurprisinglyjumpedintosecondplaceaXernearlybeingeliminatedonDay2.There’sneverbeenanydoubtthatshelikesWill.However,theirrelaPonshipscorehasalwaysbeenhigheronherendthanhis—andhisendistheonethatcounts.
“Finally,ElaineGoodytwoshoeshasbeenintheleadeversincethischallengestarted.Sheistheonlyremainingthree‐bolter,andshe’shadagoodstalkingstrategysincethebeginning.Trueloveseemstobeinhergrasp—butthecourseoftrueloveneverdidrunsmooth.IsthisgoingtobeanexcepPon?”
Lilylookedaround.“Ithinkwe’rereadytogetstartedwithDay4.Unlessanyofyouhaveanythingtoadd?”
“Ido,”Arthursaid.“I’dliketostartplanningthepost‐challengeparty.Thereisgoingtobeone,right?”
“Goforit.Thereshouldprobablybearockingpartyoncethisisover,andIdon’tthinkeitherofuswanttoplanit.Right,Sabriel?”
“Notme.Thisisupyouralley,Arthur.”
“Great!Intothechallenge!”
Saraappearstobeswooningatthethoughtthatsheactuallymadeittothehottubtoday.
JoiningherareLuluandElaine,whodon’tseemtoliketalkingaboutspatulasanymorethanSaradoes.Sorry,Will.You’regoingtohavetocomeupwithanotherPme‐honoredBCinnuendotodiscusswiththeseladies.
“Wecantalkaboutsexylamps.”
“Hey!Yousplashedme!”Willexclaimed.“Yousaidyouwouldn’tdothatagain!”
Elaineshrugged.“Hottub.Playfulpoints.”
“Right.I’mgoingtogetyouoneofthesedays.”
“Iguesshedoesn’tcareaboutsexylamps,either.”
Butthere’sonethingWillalwayslikestotalkabout:kissing.
Meanwhile,Lilahcan’tbeatupFaye,sosheeatssomemore.SomebodyalwaysbulksupinaBCbecauseofalltheturkey,andthisPme,it’sher.
CONFESSIONAL!!1!fromLilah
I’mtotallyflashingeveryone,aren’tI?NotthatImindthat.
“IjustderailedtheconversaPon,didn’tI?”
“ApparentlyeveryonegetsimmortalityinSara’sApocalypse,”Lulusaid.“IknowinSierraPlains,somepeopleareimmortal—likeme—butmostaren’t.”
“InteresPng,”Willsaid.“WhereI’mfrom,almostnooneisimmortal,exceptthetowniesandSimselves.”Hestaredoffatthedoortothehouseforamoment.“Elaine,pleasetellmeI’mnottheonlyoneinthishottubwho’sgoingtodie?”
“Idon’tknowifIcanhelpyouthere,”Elainesaid.“ThelegacythatI’mfromisalmostover,soI’llprobablystayalive,too.”
IfthishadbeentheApocalypse,Willprobablywouldhavebroodedforawhileoverreceivingthisnews.Instead,hebrightenedup.“GottoenjoylivingwhereIam,then,”hesaid.“OnewayIcanthinkofthat.”
“What?”
“Kissing!”
Lulukickedoffthepost‐hottubpartofthecompePPonwiththefirstheardart.
Today,Lulu’sstrategyinvolvesgossipingaboutthecompePPontotrytomakeherselflookbe]er:
“DidyouhearaboutLilah?Shelostafight,andshegotfat!”
“Shutup.Shutup!”
“It’strue.You’veseenher.”
Nextwasagameofpunchyou,punchme.I’mpre]ysureittookalotofcoercionbeforeElainechoseaplatonicacPvity.
ButLuluhadn’tgivenuponherstalking.What’smore,sherememberedthattheofficialacPvityoftheStarkfamilyispillowfighPng.
Nextupisawaterballoonfight.InWinterfell,thisiskindofsuicidal.InPleasantview,it’snotaproblem.
ButitmightbekindofsuicidaltoplaywithLulu.SheseemstobetryingtodecapitateWillateverysinglegametheyplay.
CONFESSIONAL!!1!fromSara:
Partofmyswimsuitseemstobemissing.
Sorry?Wasn’tthinkingwhenIpickedswimsuits?
Meanwhile,Elaineseemstohavefiguredoutthatshe’shot.Goodforher.Youdon’tneedanyonetotellyouthatyou’repre]y.
Willtellsherthatanyway.
LuludoesnotlookamusedbyWill’spreferenceforElaine.
Sara’sPopularitySimissPllshowingasshecarriesonherconversaPonwithLulucomparingtheirrespecPveapocalypses.
AsforLilah,shereallyisn’therself,asprovenbyhertotalshockovercatchingLulushowering.Yes,Lilah,theshowerisfornakedPme.Besides,seeingLulunakedcan’tbethattraumaPc.
Luluwasfirstforinterest‐sharing.
“Sexylamps?”
“I’magenieinabo]le,baby…”
“Haha,IneverthoughtI’dhearthatsongagain.Haveyoubeensleepingallright?IknowI’mamessifIdon’tgetmysleep.You’veallseenmehigngupthecoffeemachine.”
“Ihaveactually.AcPvepoints.They’reagreatthing.”
ElaineiswonderingifWillandLuluaredonetalkingyet.
ButpoorLulu’ssPllworriedaboutherplaceinthecompePPon.
“Spatulas?”
Will,youwerejustshotdownoverthatinthehottub.
“Ilovespatulas.Youcancookallkindofthingswiththem!”
“Wait.Ithinkthat’sthefirstPmesomeonehasn’trunawaywhenI’vetoldaspatulajoke.”
“It’skindofcutethatyoukeepbringingthemup,”Elainesaid.“Besides,youknowIliketalkingaboutfood.”
Meanwhile,LuluandLilahhadretreatedtothelibraryandconfessionalroom.
“Whatcanbesoshockingaboutthat?”Lilahremarked.“It’snotevenoneoftheromancenovels.”
“It’sMarielle’sun‐redactedconfessionaldiary.”Lulustaredatit.“Ihadnoideathatshewassomessedup.”
WillconPnuedhisearlierdiscussionoffoodwithSara.
“Allthisicecreamtalkissoundingreallygood.Wanttogiveitatryoncethischallengeisover?”
“Soundsgreat!”Sarasaid.“I’dlovetogiveitatry.Itsoundsgreat,andI’veneverhadicecreambefore.IguessnowIcould,sincemyniece’sjerkofahusbandliXedCulinary.”
“It’sgreattogetthatoutoftheway,isn’tit?”
“Itis,”Sarasaid.“ThoughIhaven’thadtoworryaboutthemsinceIliXedmine.Oneoftheperilsofheirship.”
“True.We’veonlyjustreachedthepointwhereit’ssafetomoveout,”Willsaid.“Myunclegotoutofthehousenottoolongago.”
WhenWillwalkedintothelibrarytoshareinterestswithLilah,heprobablywasnotearninganypointsbyheardarPngElaine.
“Sexylamps?”Willstarted,usingthesameopeningthathehadwithLulu.
“NO.IAMNOTINTERESTEDINLAMPS.”LilahendedtheconversaPon.
“Wow.WhatdidIdowrong?”Willmu]ered.
Ican’tblameLilahforbeingcranky,though.AXerallthistalk,sheissPllavirgininthishoodaXerfourwholedays.
CONFESSIONAL!!1!fromElaine:
IwonderhowRhapsodyisdoing?Wewouldprobablybegoodfriendsinsomeneighborhoodorother.
Randomconfessionalisrandom,butalsoaccurate.
CONFESSIONAL!!1!fromLulu:
IhadthisodddreamwhereWillwasateddybearandeveryoneelsewasoneofthosedollsfromtheli@leWillLloydWrightdollhouses.IwassBllahuman,though.Ithink.Anyway,that’senoughfussingoverwhatthatcouldpossiblymean.It’salmostBmeforflirBng.
CONFESSIONAL!!1!fromWill:
Whydowehaveachesssetinthishouse?Noone’severplayedchessonit.IsitflirBngBmeyet?
Itwas.AXerasweettalkwithLulu,thetwoofthembothgotcrushheartsfortheother.
ThenextflirtwashigngonLulu.WhateverWillsaid,Luluseemedtofinditamusing.
Willwasalsodisappointedatthelow‐leveltenderkiss,butit’sbesttosavethehigher‐levelinteracPonsforlatersothatyoucanactuallybuilduptosomething.
Nextup:Elaine.Shestartedoffwithhigher‐levelinteracPonsbecauseshehadalreadyacceptedlower‐levelones.
Caressescanbeali]lerisky,butElaineaccepts.
AXerkissing,theydidn’treallywanttosaygoodbye,butitwasPmeforthenextbachelore]e.
WilltriedtobrushLilah’shairoutfromwhereitwasglitchingthroughherface,butshepushedhishandaway.
“Really?I’mtheonlyguy—theonlypersoninthemulPverseyou’renotinterestedin?”
“MaybeI’dbeinterested.Butthisisalljustali]letoomuchmonogamyforme,”Lilahsaid.
“Whatdoyoumean?We’reallRomance—well,exceptforSara.Idon’tneedtogetmarried.Ijustwanttohavefun.”
“Igethavingfun.Ifyouwantedtojustjumpintothehottub,I’dbeupforthat.”
“Really?”
“Yeah.Butthisisn’tfun.”
“Whynot?”Willasked,reachingouttotouchLilah.“Itcouldbe.”
“No.It’snot.”Shepushedhimaway.“It’sflirPngwitheveryonetwiceandkissingeverybodyonceandjumpingthroughonehoopaXeranotherwiththisdarnchallenge.It’stryingtopretendyou’retheonlya]racPvepersoninthiswholehouse.Ithinkifyouwantwoohoowithsomebody,youshouldjustdoit.”
“Sothisisitforyou?”WilllookedawayfromLilah.
“Yeah.”
WillhadsometroublegegngthatencounteroffhismindwhenSaracameinforflirPng.
But,likeElaineandLulu,SaradidactuallywanttosPckaroundinthechallenge.
“Iknowitdidn’tseemlikeIwasthatintoitforthefirstcoupleofdays,”shesaid,“butIlikeyou.”
MorecrushheartsaXertheirkiss!
WhenWillandSaracamedownstairsforbrunch,theotherthreebachelore]eswerealltalkingaboutLilah.
“Isthattruethatshetoldyoushewantedout?”Luluasked.
“Yeah.Lilah’sgoinghometoday.Exceptifyou’vechangedyourmind,”Willsaidtoher.
“No.Ihaven’t.”Lilahsmiled.“ButifyouwantagoodPme,callme.Thatgoesforanyofyou.”
Day4scores:
Elaine:147(100/47,friends&crush)Lulu:137(100/37,friends&crush)Sara:108(75/33,friends&crush)
Lilah:66(33/33)