Worst World Cup Uniforms

in the Last 20+ Years

JTL

Scotland – 1986

What the hell are those? Fanny packs? Chastity belts?

Mexico – 1990 and 1994

Mexico’s answer to Andre Agassi. Too bad Campos didn’t rock the mullet.

Germany – 1994

In a bad year for uniform taste, Germany took the eagle motif a bit too far.

USA - 1994

Stonewashed denim? Disgraceful.

South Africa – 1998

Looks like someone vomited and then ran it over with a tractor.

Cameroon - 2002

FIFA: “They’re not shirts; they’re vests.”Enough said.

Cameroon – 2004

Cameroon again. This one piece set executes “uni” a bit too literally. Not technically a World Cup uniform, but such spectacularly poor form that it must be included.

Croatia – 2006

Pajamas by Purina? Pattern camouflage? Or just egregious judgment? Nasty team, nasty followers, nasty uni’s.

Slovenia – 2010

Design by Charles Schulz. Good grief.

Algeria – 2010

Well-deserved yellow for the ribbon candy jersey (and the haircut, jack).

France – 2010

Disappointed by the backpack’s inability to fend off that bear attack.