You may be a Geek if…you've ever used

a computer on Friday, Saturday and Sunday of

the same weekend.

You may be a Geek if…you find yourself

interrupting the computer store

salesman to correct something he said.

You may be a Geek if…

you own any shareware.

You may be a Geek if…

your friends use you as tech

support.

You may be a Geek if…

you've ever named a

computer.

You may be a Geek if…

you can't carry on a

conversation without talking

about computers.

You may be a Geek if…

co-workers have to E-mail you about the fire

alarm to get you out of the building.

You may be a Geek if…you've ever

found "stray" diskettes when doing laundry.

You may be a Geek if…your computer

has it's own phone line - but your teenager

doesn't.

You may be a Geek if…you check the

national weather service web page

for current weather conditions (rather than look out the

window).

You may be a Geek if…

you know more URLs than street

addresses.

You may be a Geek if…

your pet has a web page.

You may be a Geek if…you have ever

sent E-mail to someone sitting

next to you.

You may be a Geek if…you would sell

your grandmother for more bandwidth.

You may be a Geek if…you start tilting

your head sideways to

smile.

You may be a Geek if…you get up at 3

a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop

to check your E-mail on your

way back to bed.

You may be a Geek if…

you have ever dozed off while

at the computer.

You may be a Geek if…

You have ever e-mailed yourself

.

You may be a Geek if…you have more

than one copy of the same version

of software on your machine.

You may be a Geek if…

you have ever chatted with

someone while talking to them

on the phone.

You may be a Geek if…you are surprised

that there are other real foods

besides pizza.