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JUDYJUDYJUDYLive the Garland legend
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FOOD FESTIVALFUNAndrew Kayreports on theBrighton & HoveFood and DrinkFestival
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7 Andrew KayAndrew has his eye on you
8 Brighton WritesDr Caroline Oprandi talksscience; Brighton & Hove Busesshare their top destinations
9 The Songbook Of Judy GarlandJoin the original Dorothy’sdaughter – Lorna Luft – atTheatre Royal Brighton
11 Cook ItThree chefs go to the movieswith Brighton & Hove FoodFestival
12 HotlistRestaurants, cafes and takeawaylistings
12 Brighton WritesJessica Kellgren-Hayes on the‘out there’ independent spirit ofthe Duke of York’s
15 Entertainment NewsWhat’s on for stage, film,comedy, art & music in your city
18 Reviews & ChartWhat’s happening, and what wethink of it!
19 TV ListingsTV listings for the next seven days
Sir Ranulph Fiennes &Anton Bowring: A Life AtThe LimitsLiving legend Sir Ranulph Fiennes isset to embark upon a differentadventure this summer as he takes toUK theatre stages with his long-timefriend and expedition partner, AntonBowring.Congress Theatre, Eastbourne, 3 July2015, £24, 01323 412000,www.eastbournetheatres.co.uk
WillYoungThe ‘LoveRevolution’singercomes totown with abrand newtourpromotinghis numberone album‘85% Proof’.Brighton Centre, 2 November 2015,£21/19, 0844 8471515,www.brightoncentre.co.uk
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Anumber of my friends have been dating of late. Maybe it’s thesummer, or maybe it’s just that the Brighton Fringe is over sothey have time to tell me of their exciting escapades.Regardless, the thing that strikes me the most is the wide
variety of different kinds of dating circuits there are out there, and howthe choice really is yours as to how brief and sweet – or intense andshacked-up-by-next-Tuesday-for-the-rest-of-your-lives – yourrelationships can be.
Tinder and Grindr seem to beresponsible for a high turnoverof dating opportunities, makingrelationships more disposable(and exciting) with the ease atwhich a new one could be atyour fingertips. And by that I’mnot advocating dumping yourlong-term lover to see if thegrass is greener and what it’s like to not always be the one mowing it.But I have noticed a certain stacking of dates on a single evening –meaning that there literally is another prospective love waiting in thewings. It’s like self-orchestrated speed dating with an hour for eachinterviewee instead of three minutes. And you’re the one in charge ofthe pinger-thingy.
Alternatively, I’ve also witnessed the slower more drawn out pre-relationship courting that’s been a bit of a joy to behold. Going on apicnic, having a lunch date, stepping back and playing with that firstinteraction the online alternatives circumnavigate entirely – does thisperson that you like, like you back? I mean ‘like’ like. Y’know. More thanDoc Martin but less than Doctor Who?
Plus, of course, this is Brighton so if there’s any other quirk or delightinbetween there’s bound to be a group or forum for it, although whethermy friends will tell me about their use of those remains to be seen.Summer is here and anything is possible. And I can’t wait.
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Iwas born with a squint, don’tlaugh, it wasn’t bad but oneeye was, and I believe still is,slightly lazier than the other.
For years I would attend theeye clinic on a regular basis onlyto be sent away with the soothingwords that it would probablycorrect itself, which I guess intime it did.
From the age of seven I wasdischarged and never returned. Iwas of course relieved becauseback then the solution that otherkids seemed to be given was apair of clear plastic specs withone lens covered in flesh pinkcloth sticking plaster. It was not agreat look although years later Isat next to Adam Ant on a busand he was wearing those verysame clear plastic specs andsomehow managed to pull thelook off. To be honest, he couldhave been sporting a cabbageand a pint of custard and hewould have looked good, hereally was a very beautiful youngman.
I didn’t need glasses but I sortof wished that I did because Ithought that with them I mighthave managed to achieve just asplash of his glamorous charisma.Ah well, he obviously had goodgenes, and jeans!
It was much later in life that Istarted to struggle to read. I builtup quite good arm musclesmoving heavy books backwardsand forwards in front of my eyesin the hope that at some pointthe text would become legible. Ofcourse it did not and I had tomake a visit to an optician.
Reading glasses they said, notvery strong but strong enough toenable the comfortable digestionof a book again. I was delightedand for a few years readingglasses did the trick – except forone thing. I did have a tendencyto forget them. There’s nothingmore annoying than discoveringthat you need your specs andthat you have put them downsomewhere.
Now that somewhere could infact be anywhere, in thebedroom, in the bathroom, in theoffice, in a restaurant, quitefrankly they were left all over theplace.
The next time I had a check upI discovered that my long visionwas a little worse and I enquired
about having varifocals. Now Iknow that the word varifocals issynonymous with getting oldand I had terrible thoughts thatif I got them I would have tomove to Eastbourne or
Worthing. Apologies to both asthey are indeed very fine townsindeed with plenty going forthem and that was a cheap andeasy jibe.
Varifocals in fact gave me anew lease of life, I don’t mindwearing specs and I rather enjoygoing in for my regular check up.
These days I go to Specky Wrenwhich is in the entrance way tothe newly regenerated LondonRoad Open Market. I like that too.
The Specky Wren furnished mewith the big red specs you see inmy picture (look left). I lovedthem from day one, they had thatgreat slightly mad professor lookthat goes so well with my madprofessor hair.
The trouble is that my readingis now a bit worse, added to
donate a frame to those in needas part of the World HealthOrganization Vision 2020initiative.
The NNJS is credited withcoordinating 90 percent of all eyecare services in Nepal. Of the 2.2million Nepali people seeking eyecare consultations annually, 43%are potentially in need ofeyeglasses, according to theWorld Health Organization (WHO).They specifically target theprevention of blindness andimpaired vision due touncorrected refractive error –simply the need for an eye examand a pair of glasses. More than600 million people around theworld are blind or vision impairedbecause they do not have accessto the eye examination andglasses they need.
Modo “Buy a Frame Give aFrame” program is a pledge toprovide free spectacles to those inneed.
We are partnering with NepalNetra Jyoti Sangh to reach thevisually impaired in need of helpand provide eye exams andproper eye-care.
Modo is eager to helpimproving the lives of children,men and women with low visionand giving them a chance to lookat a brighter future”.
I was impressed by this,impressed by the policy of themanufacturer but also by the factthat the guys at The Specky Wrendid not maximise on this excellentpolicy.
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which I was struggling in the sunto read even a bus number andcertainly couldn’t read anythingon my phone.
So now the nice Specky Wrenshave furnished me with newspecs that solve not only thereading but also the sunproblem. They darken in the sunand they get light again veryquickly when I go indoors.
My only problem now is that asI write this the rain is driving inoff the sea in the mostunpleasant manner, especially asit is June. Can you get specs withwindscreenwipers, I think youcan in joke shops, but The SpeckyWren is not a joke, it’s a very niceplace with excellent professionaladvice and a great range ofstylish frames at a variety ofprices to suit all budgets. I’m noAdam Ant but my Specky Wrenspecs are pretty cool.1-2 Marshalls Row, Brighton BN14JU, United Kingdom01273 911191www.thespeckywren.co.uk
MODOThe frames that I chose werefrom a range designed by acompany called Modo Eyewear. Idid a bit of research anddiscovered the following:
“MODO continues itsdedication to social responsibilitywith our “Buy a Frame Give aFrame” program with the SevaFoundation through Nepal NetraJyoti Sangh (NNJS). For eachMODO frame purchased, we will
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Towards the end of the 19th century it offered seclusion and inspiration for many artists, writers and public figures, factors which influence both residents and visitors to this day.
The main attractions in the town are Kipling's Garden, RottingdeanWindmill, St. Margaret's Church with its beautiful stained glasswindows and some traditional old inns which were once frequentedby smugglers inthe area.
The beautifulvillage ofRottingdean,located justoutsideBrighton, canbe reached onBrighton &Hove BusesRoute 2,Coaster 12sand Route 27. The village, although ancient, became popular withartists, writers and public figures in the 19th century and their legacystill exists with a continuing artsy feel to the village. One of the mainattractions inRottingdean isthe KiplingsGardens, whereRudyardKipling livedfrom 1897 to1902.Admission isfree and thegardensinclude theRose Garden,Herb Gardenand WildGarden – the Wild Gardens can be used for picnics.
The main shopping street is full of interesting boutiques andspecialist shops. You could also while away the afternoon in the localtea rooms and pubs.
The village museum is housed in the Grange, which is also thelibrary and an art gallery, or you can always just stroll around thisbeautiful village which includes many historic buildings, a village pondand green. The Rottingdean Windmill is located in the Beacon Hillnature reserve. The nature reserve is a great place to listen to theskylarks, and view the South Downs and sea.
Getting thereRoute 2 – Mondays to Saurdays up to every20 minutes. Sundays up to every 30minutes. Full times are available atbuses.co.uk/2Route 12, 12A, 12X – Monday to Saturdaysup to every 10 minutes. Sundays up to every15 minutes. Full times are available atbuses.co.uk/12Route 27 – Mondays to Saturdays up toevery 15 minutes. Sundays up to every 20minutes. Full times are available atbuses.co.uk/27We have a range of tickets for day travel, fromindividual tickets to Family tickets – visitbuses.co.uk to find out more.
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Ihave recently been to Studio Hardie and met with William (the guywith a hat, who was on George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces). As soon asyou walk into the workshop, you feel that you are entering into a veryspecial place.
These people are basically taking a tree and are turning it intosomething wondrous. It is a skill that I think should be widely revered andpaid handsomely for but I’m not sure that this is always the case. Whenconsidering advances in science and technology I believe that we have tokeep sight of these traditional crafts and not let them becomeinsignificant. They need to co-exist side-by side with advances intechnology. As well as having beautiful constructed items from wood, wealso need to be thinking about designing the next generation of buildingmaterials.
This is somethingthat the UniversityTechnical College@Harbourside will beoffering futuregenerations. The UTCCollege will be housedin the Victorian Marineand CarpentersWorkshop atNewhaven, built in 1882by the London, Brightonand South Coast RailwayCompany. It has stoodempty since 1980 and in1993 became a listedbuilding. For a greatwrite up of the history ofthe building andUTC@harbourside seethe recent article inVivaLewes (issue 105).
UTC@harbourside willopen in September 2015and will focus on marineand environmentalengineering. UniversityTechnical Colleges offer14 to 18 year olds the opportunity to learn highly regarded academic andtechnical subjects and become the inventors, engineers, scientists andtechnicians of tomorrow. Students learn these subjects in highlyintegrated ways, with an emphasis on project-based learning rather thantraditional learning approaches. Students combine their academicstudies with its practical applications and get hands-on to experiment,design, make, test and evaluate using specialised equipment.
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Students combine theiracademic studies with itspractical applications andget hands-on toexperiment, design, make,test and evaluate usingspecialised equipment.
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JUDY JUDY JUDYJudy Garland’s daughter Lorna Luft & an all starcast in a remarkable tribute to a true legend
Judy Garland dominated stage and screen for five incredibledecades, boasting critically acclaimed performances in A Star isBorn and The Wizard of Oz as well as a renowned film partnershipwith Mickey Rooney in the golden age of MGM.
She remains the youngest recipient of the Cecil B DeMille award forLifetime Achievement in Motion Pictures and was posthumouslyawarded a Grammy Lifetime Achievement Award. In 1999, the AmericanFilm Institute placed her in the 10 Greatest Female Stars in the history ofAmerican Cinema.
Now, by arrangement with the Judy GarlandEstate, and with the official blessing of her family, wetake you on a magical journey through the songsthat established Judy Garland as show businessroyalty.
The Songbook of Judy Garland is led by Judy’sdaughter Lorna Luft who will be joined by West Endmusical theatre stars Louise Dearman (Wicked, Evita)and Ray Quinn (Legally Blonde, Dirty Dancing).
The show includes never before seen film clips andinterviews together with irresistible classic hit songssuch as Meet Me in St Louis, Easter Parade, Over TheRainbow, Get Happy, Zing! Went the Strings of MyHeart, The Man That Got Away, Rock-A-Bye-Your-Baby and The Trolley Song.
Creative director for the show is the renownedchoreographer Arlene Phillips, well known as a judgeon Strictly Come Dancing. Dance routines areperformed by Judy’s Dancers – The Boyfriends. Adazzling theatrical treat for a summer evening.Judy, The Songbook of Judy Garland, Tue 7 – Sat 11
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Well that’s another swatheof fabulous Brighton andHove Food & DrinkFestival successfully
completed, despite me being laidlow with a bad back. Sadly I wasunable to attend many of thewonderful events created by MrNick Mosley and the festival team,but those I did manage to make it towere magical.
The final weekend of course sawme on stage at Hove lawns hostingthe Live Food Stage with the verybest chefs from in and aroundBrighton and Hove as well as guestsfrom Guernsey and The Hague. Ouractivity with the International ChefExchange project has made usmany friends and it was a delight tosee them back here to participate inour festival. Both Tony Leck and BasOonk took the stage and cooked upa storm.
Make Your Case was the usualwild and ribald wine tasting fun,and once again we managed toraise a substantial sum forRockinghorse who support theRoyal Alexander Children’s Hospital.
But my best night out had to bethe Three Chefs Go To The Moviesdinner, hosted by chef KanthiThamma and Euan Sey at the CurryLeaf Cafe. Mr Mosley and I, after afew drinks, thought that it would befun to ask the chefs to theme theirdishes around their favourite films.It proved to be a fun idea thatinspired some truly wonderful food.
The first course fell to SemoneBonner, now of The Set. His choiceof film was Jaws and his complexdish of pressed skate in a seafoodbroth with a chicken croquette andseaweeds was delivered to thetables through a mist of fog and tothe scary theme from the movie. It
was fun and it was delicious too.The main course fell to Kanthi
Thamma of the Curry Leaf Cafe andthere was no surprise that his choicewas his favourite Bollywoodblockbuster. His team leapt from thekitchens and rushed around thetables streaking the diners withvibrant coloured powders in Holistyle before delivering equallyvibrant thalis. Kanthi’s food isstunning and on each visit I discovernew delights and dishes that I havenever, in over 40 years of eatingIndian food, tasted or even heard of.Later that week I took Bas Oonk totheir new venture, a kitchen basedin the Temple Bar on Western Road
pearls of dry ice that sent up curls ofmist.
If all of that was not enough, localburlesque queen Cherry Shakewell,dressed in 1920s showgirl glamour,complete with white ostrich featherfans, strutted her stuff amongst thediners and capped what was a quiteextraordinary evening in the mostflamboyant style.
In amongst the fun and glamourwe also managed to raise a decentsum of money for the orphanage inIndia for children with HIV thatKhanthi and his team aresupporting. Brighton and Hove Food& Drink Festival is and remains thelocal food festival, is a CIC and has a
policy of creating great community,open access events throughout itsprogramming.The Set, within Artist Residence, 33Regency square, Brighton. BN1 2GG,Open for lunch and dinner Tuesday -Saturday 12.30 - 15.00, 18.00 - 21.30Curry Leaf Cafe, 60 Ship StreetBrighton BN1 1AEUnited Kingdom01273 207070Monday-Saturday: 12-3pm & 6-10:30pm Sunday: 12-3:30pm & 6-10pmwww.thesetrestaurant.comBorde Hill, Borde Hill Gardens,Haywards Heath, West Sussex RH161XP, United Kingdom01444 441102www.jeremysrestaurant.co.ukwww.brightonfoodfestival.com
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where we enjoyed a great selectionof street foods and a few beers too.
As usual I digress, Kanthi’sexplosion of colour was followed bya thing of great beauty from chefJimmy Grey of Jeremy’s at BordeHill. Jimmy chose The Great Gatsbyand in responce created aspectacularly opulent dish that hadthe room spellbound. A plate thatboasted strawberry and Ridgeviewsparkling wine jelly, freshstrawberries, dried strawberries,smoked strawberries (yes smoked),herbs, a chocolate truffle roll dustedin strawberry powder and fleckedwith gold leaf and finally a small jugof strawberry cocktail which oncontact with the plate hit secret
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Brighton & Hove Food & DrinkFestival proves that local is best
We thought that itwould be fun toask the chefs totheme their dishesaround theirfavourite films
the oldest Britishcinema in continuoususe and is todayknown for showingfilms that are a little‘out there’- the kind ofthing we wouldn’t beable to see anywhereelse in the city.
One recent showing was of Ana Lily Amirpour’s debut, A Girl WalksHome Alone At Night- the first Iranian, Vampire Western ever made!Obviously this is not a genre that looks to be brimming over with filmsany time soon but the film is a joyful mash-up. Full of stylised fragmentsthat are prioritised over story and characters the film fails to compose abigger picture but in its own way creates something far more beautifulinstead.
Set in the fictional Iranian ghost town of Bad City (the name noddingtowards Frank Miller’s graphic novel Sin City) and shot in crisp black-and-white, the film’s look exists in a twilight zone. Whilst it nods to the late19th century’s ghost stories and early cinema, the film’s look also owesmuch to comic books and contemporary pop iconography. Iranian-American writer-director Amirpour describes the exhilarating film as the‘Iranian love-child of Sergio Leone and David Lynch, with Nosferatu as ababysitter’.
You’ll note I have yet to mention the plot… largely because there isn’tone! A young man, handsome and well coiffed but a bit of a cad, isworking hard to pay off hisvintage convertible. Yet hisfather is a heroin addictwith more debts than lovefor his son and the car istaken by a tattooed, drug-dealing pimp as collateral.Our hero is then placed atthe scene of a murder but,with the authoritiesnotable only for theirabsence, it is the lawless hetruly has to fear.
This out of control townneeds a saviour; thestranger with a murky pastwho wanders in and savesthe day as in every Westernbefore. What is unexpectedis that this liberating angelshould be a skateboarding,alienated, chador-wearingteenage girl! And possiblynot entirely alive. Thecharacter shapeshifts asthe film mutates around her, gleefully transforming to bask in the sheerpleasure of pulp.
With influences spanning spaghetti westerns, graphic novels, horrorfilms and the Iranian New Wave, the film creates a complex, interwovenweb of genre, archetype and iconography that at once seems alsoeffortless. A subversive intelligence brings together oxymoronic elementsthat bridge between cinema’s history and its modern incarnation, withonly a few strays into the tiresomely meta.
The film is at once a political parable and a lurid legend - either way, it’ssensational!
For more great films, check the listings for Latest TV’s film review show,PostFeature. Follow us @PostFeatureTV to find out when we’re on!
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BRITISH & MODERN EUROPEANBARDSLEY’SProbably Brighton’s most popular fish ’n’ chip shop and restaurant witha large loyal clientele. Traditional and family-run with favourites andexcellent daily fish specials. Open for lunch and dinner Tuesday toSaturday, it’s also a great party venue. There are massive fish plattersand seasonal seafood, plus vegetarian choices. Fully licensed.Bardsley’s, 22–23a Baker Street, Brighton, BN1 4JN, 01273 681256, www.bardsleys-fishandchips.co.uk
INDIANTHE CHILLI PICKLEThe Chilli Pickle is a local favouritewith national recognition whichcombines traditional Indian methodswith local produce and an individualstyle. Their ample Thalis spice up amidday meeting or a catch-up withfriends, whilst the evening menu offers inventive street food, decadentTandoori dishes and tasty regional curries, served in a vibrant andbustling setting. The Chilli Pickle featured in the National RestaurantAwards’ UK top 100 in 2011–14 and has retained its Michelin BibGourmand from 2010 to 2015.The Chilli Pickle, 17 Jubilee Square, Brighton, 01273 900383, www.thechillipickle.com
THE CHILLI PICKLE CANTEENThe definitive delivery service from The Chilli Pickle launched this year.Bold, Indian-inspired design, specially commissioned artwork andsmart delivery stake out new ground in home dining. Meanwhile, themenu showcases some of the restaurant’s familiar touches, withregional curries and homemade pickles and chutneys, plus superb ice creams.The Chilli Pickle Canteen: order online at thechillipicklecanteen.com, 01273 900384
NOORISBeautiful Indian cuisine in the heart of Brighton. Grab yourself someauthentic indian food at unbeatable prices! 2 courses for £6.95 12 - 7pm Thursday to Sunday (£9.95 after 7pm) £5.50 Sunday buffet 1pm -5pm, 70/71 Ship Street, Brighton, East Sussex BN1 1AE, 01273 329 405
THAISTREET THAIDishes served here are simple, healthyand delicious using the finest andfreshest ingredients. Thai people lovetheir street food and Street Thai is themost authentic way of eating andexperiencing Thai food. Set menu isavailable every day except Saturday with two courses at £9.75 and threecourses at £11.75.Street Thai, 5 & 20 Brighton Square, Brighton, BN1 1HD, 01273 207444
ITALIANDONATELLOFlagship venue of this local family-run business serving excellent Italianfood in stylish surroundings. Brilliant valuemeal deals on blackboards – two courses£7.95 or three for £9.95 – as well as à la carte. The haunt of celebs inseason from soap stars to politicos. Fun, friendly and fabulous value.Donatello, Brighton Place, Brighton, BN1 1HJ 01273 775477 www.donatello.co.uk
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One of Britain’s best-lovedcomedians, MichaelPalin, comes toEastbourne’s Congress
Theatre on Saturday 3 October aspart of his one-man stage showThe Thirty Years Tour, celebrating30 years covered by his eventfuldiaries.
During the course of his two-hour show, Michael brings to lifethirty extraordinary years, from theend of the 1960s when his firstchild, and a new series calledMonty Python’s Flying Circus, tooktheir first faltering steps, to theend of the 1990s when Python hadbecome the most influentialcomedy team in the world andMichael a hugely successfultelevision traveller.
The diverse directions of hiscareer will be illustrated by a richand often rarely seen archive offilm, video, photos and recordings.As forthright about failure as he isbaffled by success, Michael sharesthe often hilarious, always honestand occasionally downrightembarrassing experiences of a lifethat can't resist a challenge.
Michael hopes that The ThirtyYears Tour will focus attention onthe importance of keeping diaries,and encourage people to do as hedid, and start to keep an accountof their daily life.
“The attraction of a diary is thatit remains in its own time. Itreflects only what happened onthat particular day. It doesn’tflatter and it isn’t distorted bywhat happened later. In that wayit’s the most truthful record of reallife. And it's your own life andnobody else's…” says Michael,who was made a CBE in 2000 and
was awarded the BAFTAFellowship in 2013.
The Thirty Years Tour followshot on the heels of his successfulTravelling To Work tour in 2014.Michael Palin The Thirty Years Tourcomes to the Congress Theatre onSaturday 3 October, 7.30pm. Tickets£31.50. To book, call the Box Office on01323 412000 or online atwww.eastbournetheatres.co.uk. Forbehind-the-scenes access and newsof the latest shows to go on-sale findEBTheatres on Facebook and Twitter.
Bye Bye BabyThe new Bye Bye Baby Show – afresh take on the story of FrankieValli & The Four Seasons; comes toThe Hawth Crawley on Wednesday1 July 2015 and is set to take thetown by storm.
Musical Director Mark Ryzersays:“The Bye Bye Baby Show isabove all about the timeless musicof Frankie Valli & The Four Seasonswhich is still relevant today. Wehave worked extremely hard onevery single element of ourperformance and in particular, inproducing high quality melodies. Ican guarantee that whether youare 8 or 80, you will not stay satdown during our show!”
Bye Bye Baby takes audiencesthrough the journey of the FourSeasons with all its highs and
PALIN INTERESTINGMichael Palin’s journey through his diaries
lows; right from how the groupformed; to how they wereadmitted into the Rock & Roll Hallof Fame.
The show features a huge setlist including classics Big GirlsDon’t Cry, Walk Like a Man andWill You Still Love me Tomorrow.The Bye Bye Baby Show doesn’tstop there however. For the firsttime, this show will also featurebig numbers which have neverpreviously appeared in theoriginal Jersey Boys musicalincluding Silence is Golden, TheSun Ain’t Gonna Shine Anymoreand Why Do Fools Fall in Love.
Bye Bye Baby features the NewJersey Boy Jukebox; a seven piecelive band. Mark Ryzer, MusicalDirector adds:“Our singers are ofan incredible vocal range andquality. Take our lead singerJamie Ledwith. He sings in thesame vocal range as Frankie Valli(falsetto) and if you close youreyes, it really could be him.”Bye Bye BabyWednesday 1 July 7.30pm, TheHawth CrawleyTickets: £20 (Discounts: £19). Tobook please call The Hawth BoxOffice on 01293 553636 or bookonline at www.hawth.co.uk
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It’s taken several kilos of M&S prawns and two new cat beds, butGilbert and Georgehave finally forgiven usfor taking part in Artists
Open Houses this year.If you are suffering
withdrawal symptoms,though, head out to ForestRow where – for the nexttwo weekends until 21June - Richard Heys will beopening his light-filledstudio as part of the SouthEast Open Studios event.Now in its 19th year, SouthEast Open Studios is a not-for-profit artist-ledorganisation that allowsthe public to visit artists’studios and workplaces,view their work and meetthe artists in person. 322artists and crafts peoplewill be taking part acrossthe South East this year.
Originally fromYorkshire, Richard haslived in Sussex since 1997where he finds inspirationfrom the landscape,literature and music. Heworks in acrylics and oilsusing various tools:squeegees (many of whichhe has made himself),brushes and sprays tocreate mysterious, multi-layered paintings.
At his open studioRichard will be showingpaintings from hisstunning ‘Gravity’sRainbow’ series. In these,the artist explores colourpolarities and theinterplay between lightand dark. He challengeshimself to create paintingswith presence - drawingyou in and at the sametime coming out to meetyou. And if you are leftwanting more, Richard isalso one of the featuredartists in our latest book –Art in Brighton 2015 –where his vibrant, abstractpaintings make a fabuloussplash that offerssomething new to thereader every time theylook. His work is alsocurrently on show atLewes’s Chalk Gallery, theAshdown Gallery in Forest Row and at the Moreton Gallery in Moreton-in-Marsh. For more details and opening times of South East OpenStudios go to seos-art.org.www.artymagazines.com
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The former Australian Idolcontender has beencarving out her own,leftfield indie-pop career
since early fame beckoned.Do you consider yourself anAussie or Brit-Aussie!? Goodquestion! I love Australia, I'mproud to be from here, but I'vetravelled so much in the last 10years that I really do just havelove for lots of different citiesand people. Global child! How do you now view theAustralian Idol experience?Idol is really one of those thingsin my life that always makes mechuckle as I was 16 at the time,so I feel quite different now! I'm25 now and I guess I was reallylucky that my writing shonethrough in what I released afterthat. I was able to forge my ownpath despite everyone wantingto label me with 'Idol'. I felt fora really long time that I had toprove myself. But I really don'tgive a shit anymore. The mainthing I think and care about inlife is how to push into theunknown. It's hard to be honestand write about what turns youon, what scares you, what youdon't want to look at, andbecause that is so hard to do itis valuable to people. Wah Ha is a great title for asong! Tell me about that. WahHa is just one of those words
that my mouth just made and itfelt good so I didn't argue with it.It's more of a feeling, rather than aliteral meaning. To me, it says: ' Idon't care/whatever/this is howmany fucks I give' type of thing.Haha! Tell me about your new albumThe new album is… I'm laughingbecause it's still in various stagesof completion..! Maybe if youcrossed 'Teardrop' by MassiveAttack with a huge pop song like,'All That' by Carly Rae Jepson, andthen tinted that with a bit of darkelectric folk like PJ Harvey, you'dget close… Yeh? Clear as mud? Do you get to play the UK often?Still have family here? So excitedto be back, and yes I have family inScotland, I'll be heading up to theWest Coast to see my Gran andthen we play three shows inScotland. We'll be playing Brightonwhich will be great; my Mum andDad lived in Steyning for a while soit's a bit of a special place for ourfamily as well.I imagine the venues will beconsiderably smaller here...What chu tryin' to say?! Haha, nahit's true, it's been a while since I'veplayed in the UK & Europe - it willbe super cool to be playing thesesmaller venues, makes for a pretty'real' experience for us and theaudience! A good way to getacquainted again!Komedia, Mon 15 July, 7.30pm, £11
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Just because the sun is out andthe beach is beckoning, itdoesn’t mean that making themost of the summer should
mean missing out on some fabulouscomedy club nights around town.
The weekend erupts on a regularbasis over at Komedia, with Kraterkicking off at 8pm on Friday,Saturday and Sunday, pitching up asthe perfect place to relay that holidayfeeling from the sun, sea and stonesthat occupy the daytime. Thisweekend sees Marcel Lucont headlineproceedings, aka Alexis Dubus’ Gallicalter-ego, bringing pomposity,arrogance and a swarthy je ne saisquoi from across The Channel. Youcould be on holiday already.
On Sunday, after spending the day sunning outside our testament tojolly royal weekends away, step inside the Brighton Dome complex itselfand keep the good mood going with Katherine Ryan’s touring show,‘Glam Role Model’. Regularly seen all over our TV screens, with herbitingly funny wit and observations, it’s good to sail close to the windwith this comedic talent from Canada. Frequently saying the things thathave brought her publicised death threats and a killer comedy career, theCorn Exchange should be packed come night-time.
And if you’re in the centre of town on Friday night, starting yourweekend off with a bang and a pint, rushing to see the waves after aweek’s work, then simply pootle on up to the Quadrant pub at 8pm to seethe first in a series of Edinburgh previews from award-winning sketchgroup Casual Violence’s founder James Hamilton. Playing every fortnightthroughout June and July, and joined each time by another sketchcomic’s preview, these are works in progress but from minds that havebeen working in comedy for years. This opening night of the fitful of the‘James Hamilton Is So Lonely’ run sees Hamilton joined by themarvellously funny Anna Morris. It’s also free.
So sun and smile and roar with laughter this Summer. It’s that easy.www.komedia.co.uk/brightonbrightondome.orgwww.facebook.com/events/1645328005689264/
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Art: Pam TaylorPam Taylor’s finely observed andbeautifully executed portraitsculptures; from Shakespeare toBob Dylan, Bomber Harris to SheilaHancock. The sculpture ofShakespeare at the Globe Theatre,the Dockside Urchins at TobaccoDock and the life-size airman atPlymouth Hoe are some of her bestknown public works.35 North Contemporary Fine Art, 35North Road, Until 18 July.
Art: Sarah ShawNew body of work that continues herinvestigation into the lines betweenabstraction and figuration in bothprocess and concept.Ink_d Gallery, 96 North Road, 01273645299. Until 28 June.
Event: Spoken Herd A night of musical improvisationand lyrical dynamics fromBrighton's ten-piece hip hopensemble.Komedia, Thursday 11 June, 8pm, £3
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Event: Catalyst ClubMonthly event which blends the oldtraditions of a French Salon withdebating societies.Latest MusicBar, Thurs 11 June, 8pm, £6
Event: City Reads 2015 -'Stick It On FundraiserBrighton’s unique literary festivalCITY READS, teams up with thecrew from STICK IT ON for afundraising night of dancing,drinking and daring DJs.Rialto, Friday 12 June, 8pm, £15/10
SIMONE SAYSBlack Is The Color Of My Voice, The Old Market, 28 May2015★★★★★ Joe Fuller
Apphia Campbell bothwrote and starred in thisbrilliant one-woman show,playing and singing Nina
Simone in a breathlessly moving,funny and human manner. Asidefrom having a superb, soulfulvoice (surely a prerequisite whenemulating one of music’s mostmemorable), Campbell exudedreal charisma and charm too,commanding the stagestaggeringly well. She also nailedthe more emotional moments,such as recounting herexperiences with an abusivehusband, gripping the audiencewhile avoiding any cloying hint ofmelodrama. The performanceelicited a standing ovation fromthe sold-out crowd, but justmisses out on five stars here dueto a slightly underwhelmingfinale. Campbell might have aclassic in the making however,with a little narrative polishing.The Old Market, 28 May 2015★★★★★ Joe Fuller
Sh*t-faced ShakespeareA real gem, yet again, bringingShakespeare to the masses withthe heady scent of beer andsawdust from the Tudors, alongwith a classically trainedchutzpah.
The premise is known by now –a small talented cast perform aplay from the Bard’s canon in anhour with one of their numberconsiderably inebriated from theoff. This was bawdy, risky,exhilarating and utterly magical.The sense of the ridiculous washeightened, the peril was true,love was lost and won – theconceit of the drunken player
worked delightfully but balancedbeautifully as the plot of the playitself held the absolute spine ofthe show.
Many try to bring access toShakespeare by making itcontemporary. This took us backto the fabulous mayhem of thebear pit and won more devotion tothe folios with it.The Warren: Main House, 22 May2015★★★★★ Victoria Nangle
My Friend LesterFramed by Billie Holiday’s famousexclamation at Lester Young’sfuneral (unrepeatable here!), thisperformance sought to explainthe confusing, elusive andtumultuous relationship between
jazz performers Billie Holiday andLester Young. The narrativeillustrated how two immenselytroubled people with alcohol andnarcotics problems found solacein the company and quirkiness ofeach other.
Dahlberg’s Lester captured theirpain and the depth of feelingbeautifully with a melancholywarmth. His saxophoneperformance was confident andsoulful throughout. McAteer’svoice delicately demanded theuse of vibrato which showed thepain she was portraying;particularly during the famous‘Strange Fruit’. She was able toeffortlessly slip between breathy
deep singing and alight, clean as glasstone. Possibly theperformance couldhave been improved byfewer breaks in the setfor the narrative as itsometimes felt as if themusic spoke enough foritself.The Rialto Theatre, 31May 2015★★★★★ DaisyTompkins
The Diary of OneWho DisappearedA selection of Brahms’German folksongs was alight opener, withmezzo-soprano AnnaHuntley using a littletoo much vibrato forthis reviewer’s taste.James Baileu’s sensitivepiano backing was asassured and evocative
as always however. Britten’s SevenSonnets of Michelangelo featuredsome beautiful singing from tenorRobert Murray, alternating fromsoothing to soaring to devastatingeffect. Janáček’s ‘The Diary of OneWho Disappeared’ is a dramatictale of forbidden love that wasmovingly conveyed by everyoneinvolved, including a nice touch ofthree haunting offstage voicescreating an otherworldly feel inthe church. The finale hadeverything: pounding, bracingpiano playing and gutsy, loudsinging from Murray. A niceperformance that never trulytranscended, but was movingnevertheless.St George’s Church, 21 May 2015★★★★★ Joe Fuller
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1 Dirty Weekend In BrightonDirty Weekend In Brighton
2 The Speak Flowers
3 The Speak It’ll Be Fine
4 Dirty Weekend In Brighton‘Frankie’
5 Andrew & ConroySay Yeah
6 Dirty Weekend In BrightonBen Sherman (Style manfrom Brighton)
7 Altea · Scutty Lee Take Me Out
8 CASCADES Run
9 The Black FieldsThe Fighter
10 Alternate FunctionUnder Attack
11 MAUVEpeople Into The Light
12 Holly Jane Hey You
13 Nick Conroy Forever
14 Frankie Sling Humn
15 Boa Marks Merchandised Eyes
16 The Last Cry Rebekka
17 Threepenny Thieves New Romantic
18 BreakinBearJoe Cocker – Never Tear UsApart (BreakinBearDubstep Remix)
19 Way Tangent Try
20 Chaos Borne The Moment
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Me And My Guide DogITV1, 8pmFor everyone who misses cutepuppy videos and has exhaustedYouTube, check out these littledarlings. This two-part seriesfollows a litter of pups from theirmoment of birth, through guidedog training and finally to thatmagical moment of meeting theblind person they will serve andprotect. Adorable life-savers.
No OffenceChannel 4, 9pmWell written and rather cheeky ina Brit-cop brutal dark humourkinda way. Deering is leading themanhunt through Manchester asthe cleverness that is the policeclose in on the serial killer. Inaddition to this excitement, Joyand Spike (any better partnershipof name has got to try hard!)discover a horrible slavery case.
SupernaturalE4, 10pmCrikey! It’s the fight to end allfights. Well, it’s gotta be prettyimpressive considering theamount of apocalypses theseboys have averted. Dean doesmore of his ‘cross’ look as theMark of Cain’s effects go up to11. And no doubt Sam will do his‘pained’ look as he and Dean andCastiel face down Metatron. Grr.
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BBC37.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Don’tTell The Bride 9.00Festivals, Sex AndSuspicious Parents 10.00EastEnders 10.30 NickHelm’s Heavy Entertainment11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45American Dad! 12.10amFamily Guy 12.30 Festivals,Sex And Suspicious Parents1.30 Nick Helm’s HeavyEntertainment
BBC47.00pm World News Today7.30 Great British RailwayJourneys 8.00 EverydayMiracless 9.00 MonkeyPlanet 10.00 Your InnerFish: An Evolution Story10.55 The Brain: A SecretHistory 11.55 Cosmonauts:How Russia Won TheSpace Race 12.55amMonkey Planet 1.55 WildArabia 2.55 Your Inner Fish
ITV212.10pm Emmerdale 12.40Coronation Street (x2) 1.45Catchphrase 2.30 TheJeremy Kyle Show (x3)5.50 Love Island 6.50 FILM:The Vow (2012) 9.00 LoveIsland 10.00 BadBridesmaid 11.00 CelebrityJuice: End Of Series Party11.50 Two And A Half Men(x2) 12.40am Love Island1.40 The Vampire Diaries
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E44.00pm Rules OfEngagement (x2) 5.00 HowI Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00The Big Bang Theory (x2)7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 TheGoldbergs 8.00 BrooklynNine-Nine 8.30 The BigBang Theory 9.00 Empire10.00 Supernatural. Seehighlights. 11.00 The BigBang Theory (x2) 12.00amRude Tube
More411.25am FILM: 40 Guns ToApache Pass (1967)1.25pm Time Team (x3)4.40 A Place In The Sun(x2) 6.50 Selling HousesWith Amanda Lamb 7.55Grand Designs 9.00Building The Dream 10.00Britain’s Most ExtremeWeather 11.05 24 Hours InA&E 12.10am 8 Out Of 10Cats Uncut
Film411.00am Shockproof (1949)12.40pm The War Wagon(1967) 2.50 The StrangerWore A Gun (1953) 4.30Pimpernel Smith (1941)6.55 The Time Traveller’sWife (2009) 9.00 21 & Over(2013) 10.45 Safety NotGuaranteed (2012)12.25am JFK (1991) 4.00Close
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Channel 46.00am Countdown 6.45 Will AndGrace 7.10 Will And Grace 7.35Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Car S.O.S10.30 Come Dine With Me 11.00Come Dine With Me 11.30 ComeDine With Me 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35Come Dine With Me 1.10 A Place InThe Sun: Home Or Away 2.10Countdown 3.00 Deal Or No Deal4.00 Benchmark 5.00 Couples Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen drama. Reenieand Sienna lock horns over a job atPrice Slice.7.00 Channel 4 News8.00 Running The Shop Businessmakeover series with Hilary Devey inwhich bosses hand over the reins totheir employees in an attempt torevive the company’s fortunes. In thisepisode, family-owned DIY homestoreTaskers in Aintree is facing toughcompetition from hardware giants. 9.00 No Offence See highlights.10.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats DoesCountdown Jimmy Carr hosts thecomedy version of the quiz show withteam captains Sean Lock and JonRichardson plus Susie Dent andRachel Riley. The guests are MilesJupp, Greg Davies and Holly Walsh.11.00 My Granny The EscortAward-winning filmmaker CharlieRussell offers a frank, intimate andrevealing portrait of three of Britain’smature escorts: older women whochoose to legally sell sex from hotelrooms and their homes. 12.05am Born Naughty? 1.05 KOTVBoxing Weekly 1.30 SlatemanTriathlon Powered By Suunto 2.00Mobil 1 The Grid 2.25 British GT 2.55The Renovation Game 3.50 Phil:Secret Agent Down Under 4.45 DealOr No Deal 5.35 The CommonDenominator
Channel Five6.00 – 7.35am Children’s television7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45Milkshake! Monkey 7.50 Noddy InToyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s LittleKingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 PeppaPig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Peppa Pig8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 CowboyBuilders And Bodge Jobs 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15Big Brother: Timebomb 1.15 HomeAnd Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS3.15 FILM: The Mystery Cruise (2013)5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Nate thinksthat Kat is overreacting to peoplefinding out about their relationship,but there is something else on hermind that she is not talking about. 6.30 5 News Tonight7.00 Ultimate Police InterceptorsDocumentary series followingLincolnshire Police’s high-speedpursuit unit.8.00 The Dog Rescuers With AlanDavies Documentary series followingthe work of RSPCA officers. 9.00 Blinging Up Baby: MotherKnows Best! Documentary series. Inthe final episode in the series, wemeet three mums who love to blingup their babies, in the hope that their‘mini-me’ will become successful.Former glamour model Delicia instillsin her daughter Dior that lookinggood opens doors, and stage schoolowner Jennie puts her eight-monthold daughter centre stage.10.00 Big Brother: TimebombHighlights of the latest events in theHouse. This year, the clock is tickingand Housemates’ past, present andfuture are in the hands of Big Brother.11.00 Big Brother’s Bit On TheSide A round-up of Big Brother-related news and debate.12.00am Cricket On 5 1.00SuperCasino 3.10 Ram Raid Britain:Caught On Camera 4.00 Wildlife SOS4.25 HouseBusters 4.45 House Doctor(x3)
BBC16.00am Breakfast 9.15 Crimewatch Roadshow 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Claimed And Shamed 11.30 Family Finders 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Perfection 3.00 Escape To The Country 4.00 The Box 5.15 Pointless
6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today7.00 The One Show 7.30 EastEnders Ronnie isdetermined to get the truth. She putsa plan in motion to get to the bottomof what’s really going on.7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Holby City Hospital drama. Afiery Essie clashes with Sacha. She isdetermined to follow her instincts butis unprepared for the consequences.With increasing money pressures,Fletch crosses a line. It is Adele’s firstday back.9.00 The Syndicate Drama series.With Amy still missing, Dawn callsthe police. All eyes turn to the lastperson to see her - Godfrey. Is he asharmless as he seems? Meanwhile,Lord Hazelwood’s health takes a turnfor the worse, and he asks Julie andSarah for help. But are they too late?10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Fox Wars Documentarylooking at the issue of the 33,000urban foxes roaming Britain’ssuburbia, meeting the people wholove them, hate them and hunt themdown. 11.20 FILM: Reign Of Fire (2002)Starring Christian Bale, MatthewMcConaughey, Izabella Scorupco,Gerard Butler. Sci-fi fantasy.12.55am Weather For The WeekAhead 1.00 BBC News
6.00am The Vote (x4)8.00 Tellyshopping 8.30 Burn Up WithNatalie 9.00 The Newspapers (x2)10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Cuppa TV11.00 Teleshopping11.30 Brighton Hi-Lights (x2)12.30pm Northern Cuisine (x2)1.00 Cook It 1.30 Carib-Asian Cookery2.00 Teleshopping: Shopping Mall2.30 Noise Floor3.00 Kick Out The Jams(x2) 4.00 Noise Floor 4.30 Cuppa TV 5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 Noise Reel6.00 Latest News The Latest newswhere we are.6.30 Cuppa TV Show for womenabout health, fitness, lifestyle andraising a young family.7.00 You Make It We Show ItLatest Bill and David Nethertonpresent films made by you, the greatBrighton public.7.30 Latest News 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc coverslocal and national politics.8.30 Novel Ideas The author, TonyMacaulay interviews the author andproducer Leesa Harker.9.00 Latest News 9.30 Highsight: The Shorts9.45 Highsight: The Shorts10.00 QBites Pride 2012 Special.10.30 Latest News11.00 Brighton Album Chart ShowMonthly top 10 compiled from albumsbought in Brighton’s independent cultstore, Resident Records.11.30 Under The Radar12.00am Latest News12.30 Cuppa TV1.00 You Make It We Show It 1.30 Latest News 2.00 The Vote 2.30 Novel Ideas 3.00 Latest News3.30 Hindsight: The Shorts3.45 Hindsight: The Shorts4.00 QBites 4.30 Latest News 5.00 Brighton Album Chart Show 5.30 Under The Radar
BBC26.00am Homes Under The Hammer7.00 Claimed And Shamed 7.30Family Finders 8.15 Collectaholics9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBCNews 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 The Super League Show 1.45 One Man And His Campervan 2.15 Cash In The Attic 3.00 Earthflight 4.00 Are You Being Served? 4.30 ‘Allo ‘Allo! 5.00 Yes, Minister 5.30 Match Of The Day Live:Women’s World Cup 8.00 Springwatch 2015 Live fromRSPB Minsmere on the wild Suffolkcoast, Chris Packham, and MichaelaStrachan bring the latest news fromthe badgers, bitterns and otters onthe reserve. Martin Hughes-Gamesheads out to sea to discover the richmarine life thriving on the seabed,while Iolo Williams continues hiswild journey through the ShetlandIslands.9.00 An Hour To Save Your LifeMedical science series exploring thelife or death decisions facing doctorsin the first critical hour of emergencycare. This episode explores the life-or-death decisions facing doctors andmidwives as they battle withneonatal emergencies. 10.00 Rev. Sitcom about a vicarrunning an inner-city church. Adam isintrigued when a local artist, MikeTobin, offers to make a £60k donationto St Saviour’s. Finally the Lord hasprovided a solution to Adam’sfinancial problems. Nothing will gowrong (everything goes wrong). 10.30 Newsnight In-depthinvestigation and analysis of thestories behind the day’s headlines.11.20 Armada: 12 Days To SaveEngland Three-part drama-documentary series.12.20am Sign Zone: AntiquesRoadshow 1.20 Sign Zone: Rip OffBritain: Food 2.05 Sign Zone: Britain’sGreatest Generation
ITV16.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 10.55 ITV News 11.00 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase
6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather7.00 Emmerdale Emma tells Peteher suspicions about Ross. Robertasks Harriet for help.7.30 A Great Welsh AdventureWith Griff Rhys Jones Series inwhich Griff Rhys Jones exploressome of the most beautiful andmagical regions of Wales.8.00 Me And My Guide Dog Seehighlights.9.00 The Enforcers Two-partobservational documentary whichfollows High Court EnforcementOfficers as they go about their work -evicting unwanted tenants from theirhomes, offices and squats andrepossessing goods that have notbeen paid for. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 Benidorm Madge unwittinglygives Donald and Jacqueline theimpression that she is a swinger.Martin is in an upbeat mood aboutthe sex he and Kate had - but thatshe was too drunk to remember. Troygets drunk and flirts with Mateo. 11.10 The Big Fish Off Teamcaptains Ali Hamidi and Dean Maceypresent the competitive angling showinviting two celebrity guest anglers totake part in a series of fishingchallenges.12.05am Jackpot247 3.00 LooseWomen 3.45 ITV Nightscreen 5.05The Jeremy Kyle Show
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SunTrapBBC1, 10.35pmIt’s the island’s annual hypnotismconvention – because clearlyevery Spanish island has one.Dur! Unusual set-up to one side,the boys are enjoying thespectacle when they areengaged by the Fabulous Markwho is in fear of his life after ahypnotized audience membergets incredibly cross. Like, really.
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BBC37.00pm Top Gear 8.00Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00Live At The Apollo 10.00Murder In Successville.See highlights. 10.30 BadEducation 11.00 Family Guy(x2) 11.45 American Dad!12.05am Family Guy 12.30Murder In Successville 1.00Bad Education 1.30Festivals, Sex & SuspiciousParents
BBC47.00pm World News Today7.30 Great British RailwayJourneys 8.00 EverydayMiracles 9.00 When DartsHit Britain - Timeshift 10.00When Wrestling WasGolden 11.00 Our World:My Mad Uganda 11.30How To Be Bohemian WithVictoria Coren Mitchell12.30am Inside TheMedieval Mind
ITV212.10pm Emmerdale 12.40The Cube 1.45 Dinner Date2.40 The Jeremy KyleShow (x3) 6.00 Love Island7.00 You’ve Been Framed!Top 100 Animals 8.00 TwoAnd A Half Men (x2) 9.00Love Island 10.00 CelebrityJuice 10.50 The VampireDiaries 11.45 Two And AHalf Men (x2) 12.35amLove Island
ITV39.30am Judge Judy (x3)10.50 Sherlock Holmes -The Last Vampyre 1.05pmHeartbeat 2.05 The Royal3.10 Wild At Heart 4.15Fresh Fields 4.50 Doctor InThe House 5.20 On TheBuses 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55Murder, She Wrote 8.00Lewis 10.00 Blue Murder11.35 The Vice 12.40amThe Royal 1.30 Judge Judy
E43.00pm The Goldbergs 3.30Baby Daddy 4.00 Rules OfEngagement (x2) 5.00 HowI Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00The Big Bang Theory (x2)7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 TheGoldbergs 8.00 The BigBang Theory (x2) 9.00 JaneThe Virgin 10.00 Nashville11.00 Rude Tube 12.00amGogglebox 1.05 VirtuallyFamous
More410.00am Selling HousesWith Amanda Lamb 11.05Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals11.40 FILM: Siege At RedRiver (1954) 1.25pm TimeTeam (x3) 4.40 A Place InThe Sun (x2) 6.50 SellingHouses With Amanda Lamb7.55 Grand Designs 9.00FILM: The Reader (2008)11.20 24 Hours In A&E12.25am 8 Out Of 10 Cats
Film411.00am Bugles In TheAfternoon (1952) 12.45pmBless This House (1972)2.35 Boomerang (1947)4.20 The Cruel Sea (1953)6.55 The Day The EarthStood Still (2008) 9.00American Reunion (2012)11.10 Shame (2011)1.15am What Lies Beneath(2000) 3.55 Close
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Channel 46.00am Countdown 6.40 Will AndGrace 7.10 Will And Grace 7.35Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Car S.O.S10.30 Come Dine With Me 11.00 Come Dine With Me 11.30 Come Dine With Me 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35Come Dine With Me 1.10 A Place InThe Sun: Home Or Away 2.10Countdown 3.00 Deal Or No Deal4.00 Benchmark 5.00 Couples Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons6.30 Hollyoaks Porsche is strugglingto cope and Lockie is furious whenshe turns to someone else forsupport. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 The Auction House A behind-the-scenes look at Lots Road AuctionHouse in glamorous Chelsea. A newyear begins at Lots Road, and thestaff return to work full of goodintentions. 9.00 24 Hours In A&E Documentaryseries following patients at StGeorge’s Hospital in south westLondon. This edition features patientswho believe in keeping their chin upand carrying on, no matter what lifethrows at them. 10.00 Shut-Ins: Britain’s FattestPeople Documentary looking at thelives of some obese people in the UK.At 33 years old, 46-stone Sharon isBritain’s biggest woman, who,despite living in the picturesqueCotswold countryside, never sees anyof it, spending all her time indoors.11.00 The Job Centre Documentaryseries following Bradford recruitmentagency Candelisa People. 12.05am Ramsay’s KitchenNightmares USA 12.55 One BornEvery Minute USA 1.45 ChopinChanged My Life 2.40 FILM: LoverCome Back (1961) 4.30 River CottageBites 4.45 Deal Or No Deal 5.35 TheCommon Denominator
Channel Five6.00 – 7.35am Children’s television7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45Milkshake! Monkey 7.50 Noddy InToyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s LittleKingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 PeppaPig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Peppa Pig8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 CowboyBuilders And Bodge Jobs 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15Big Brother: Timebomb 1.15 HomeAnd Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS3.10 FILM: Fatal Friends () 5.00 5News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Leah is goingstir crazy at home and persuadesIrene to let her cover a shift at thediner, but is she trying to do too muchtoo soon? 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 GPs: Behind Closed DoorsObservational documentary seriesgoing behind the scenes at a GPpractice in Putney. 8.00 Animals Make You Laugh OutLoud Clip show featuring cheekymonkeys, a goat with a grudge, angryelephants and even a loved up llama!9.00 Violent Assault: Caught OnCamera Documentary series thatreveal how CCTV and technologicaladvances are helping the police tomake convictions. In Exeter, cops useCCTV to solve a brutal knife murder,while in St Helen’s a CCTV operatorzooms in on an increasingly agitatedman brandishing a knife.10.00 Big Brother: TimebombHighlights of the latest events in thehouse over the past 24 hours. Thisyear, the clock is ticking andhousemates’ past, present and futureare in the hands of Big Brother.11.00 Big Brother’s Bit On TheSide A round-up of Big Brother-related news and debate.12.00am Inside Manchester’sMidland Hotel 1.00 SuperCasino3.10 Person Of Interest 4.00 WildlifeSOS 4.25 HouseBusters 4.45 HouseDoctor (x3)
BBC16.00am Breakfast 9.15 Crimewatch Roadshow 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Claimed And Shamed 11.30 Family Finders 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Perfection 3.00 Escape To The Continent 4.00 The Box 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless
6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today7.00 The One Show7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 DIY SOS: The Big Build NickKnowles and the team issue a call toarms and recruit friends, family andlocal trades to help transform thehomes of families across Britain.9.00 The Interceptor Dramafollowing an undercover team on thehunt for Britain’s most ruthlesscriminals. Ash loves two things: hisfamily and catching criminals. Abotched operation leads him to jointhe Unit, a new undercover lawenforcement team, operating outsideof the police but with one goal inmind - to get to the criminals at thevery top, the ones most skilled atevading justice. Ash jumps at thechance to make a real difference, buthis other more secret agenda injoining the Unit is revenge. Driven bythe ghosts of his past, anduncompromising in his approach,Ash’s knowledge of the street soonstarts to pay off.10.00 BBC News At Ten10.25 South East Today 10.35 SunTrap See highlights.11.05 The Met 12.05am Weather For The WeekAhead 12.10 BBC News
6.00am The Vote (x4)8.00 Teleshopping8.30 Bethanie Lunn: Fast Style9.00 Bollyheat 9.30 Burn Up WithNatalie 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30Cuppa TV 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30Brighton Hi-Lights (x2) 12.30pm Carib-Asian Cookery 1.00 Northern Cuisine1.30 Cook It 2.00 Teleshopping2.30 Kick Out The Jams (x2)3.30 Noise Floor (x2) 4.30 Cuppa TV5.00 Under The Radar (x2)6.00 Latest News The latest newsplus national updates.6.30 Post Feature All the latestmovie news, reviews and previews.With Jessica Kellgren Hayes andJoseph Gunn.7.00 Love That Car Passoinatestories about owners and their cars,covering history, key events andwhythey love them.7.30 Latest News The latest newsplus national updates.8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc coverslocal and national politics.8.30 Millionaires’ Row Frompenthouse to pool, take an exclusivetour of exceptional dream homes.9.00 Latest News 9.30 F-Stop10.30 Latest News The latest newswhere we are, plus national updates.11.00 On The Verge New soundsand breakthrough acts.11.30 CoquetBar Breakfast InBrighton The Radio Reverb showmakes the transition to TV. Visualsounds and audible colours presentedby Nick Coquet.12.00am Latest News 12.30 PostFeature 1.00 Love That Car 1.30Latest News 2.00 The Vote 2.30 Millionaires’ Row 3.00 Latest News3.30 F-Stop 4.30 Latest News 5.00 On The Verge 5.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton
BBC26.00am Homes Under The Hammer7.00 Claimed And Shamed 7.30Family Finders 8.15 AntiquesRoadshow Detectives 8.45 CowboysAnd Angels 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire11.00 BBC News 11.30 Daily Politics 1.00pm Cagney And Lacey 1.45 One Man And His Campervan 2.15 Cash In The Attic 2.45 Earthflight 3.45 Are You Being Served? 4.15 ‘Allo ‘Allo! 4.45 Yes, Minister 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow 6.00 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hoststhe quiz show.6.30 Beat The Brain Beat the Brain.7.00 The Wonder Of Dogs KateHumble, Steve Leonard and a team ofcanine experts reveal the innermostsecrets of man’s best friend. 8.00 Springwatch 2015 ChrisPackham, Martin Hughes-Games andMichaela Strachan are live fromRSPB Minsmere on the Suffolk coast,bringing updates from the otters,badgers and other wildlife on thisbeautiful reserve. In this episode too,the ‘urban birder’ David Lindo headsinto central London to experience themagic of the dawn chorus.9.00 Springwatch Unsprung ChrisPackham is live from RSPB Minsmerewith Martin Hughes-Games andMichaela Strachan. They are joinedon the Unsprung sofas by TV vet MattBrash and sculptor GeoffreyDashwood. And urban birder DavidLindo reveals the results from thisyear’s most important poll - Britain’snational bird.9.30 Napoleon See highlights.10.30 Newsnight 11.20 Modern Times: WeekendWarriors The world of extrememilitary-style obstacle courses istaking the country by storm.12.20am Sign Zone: Portillo’sState Secrets 12.50 Sign Zone:Horizon: Is Binge Drinking Really ThatBad? 1.50 Sign Zone: The Detectives
ITV16.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 10.55 ITV News 11.00 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase
6.00 ITV News Meridian6.30 ITV News; Weather7.00 Emmerdale Debbie argues withPete over Ross. Vanessa is left hurtby Kirin’s actions. 7.30 Coronation Street David getsan unexpected visitor.8.00 The Cube Phillip Schofieldpresents the tense game show,inviting more contestants to see ifthey can take on the Cube and win£250,000. 9.00 Long Lost Family DavinaMcCall and Nicky Campbell withmore remarkable and moving storiesof people desperate to find missingfamily members. Christine Gillardwas just 16-years-old when she gavebirth to her daughter Marguerite.Although she struggled to make endsmeet, Christine decided to place herwith a foster family when Margueritewas two, but six years later Christinewas offered the chance to have herdaughter back. Was her choice to saygoodbye for a second time the rightone? 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 The Enforcers Two-partobservational documentary. 11.40 More Tales FromNorthumberland With RobsonGreen Robson Green returns to hishome county of Northumberland.12.05am Jackpot247 3.00 TheJeremy Kyle Show USA 3.45 ITVNightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show
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StonemouthBBC2, 9pmIain Banks is a bally good author,which is why it’s no surprise thatthis is tipped to be a favouritenew series, as it’s based on hisbestselling novel. Hurrah!Stewart returns home toStonemouth after two years inexile to mourn – and question thecause of – the death of his friend.Skeletons a-rattling.
Reggie & Thunderbirds: NoStrings AttachedITV1, 10.40pmThunderbirds are back, conjuringchildhood favourites, ablockbuster that sank apart fromits boy band soundtrack, and ananxiety as to whether it will stillwork. Especially without strings.Fear not, Reggie Yates is on handto go behind-the-scenes andinvestigate on our behalf.
LIVE: Women’s World Cup:Germany V NorwayBBC3, 8.30pmJacqui Oatley presents livecoverage of the Group B clashbetween Germany and Norway inOttawa. Now, Germany may bethe pre-tournament favourites,but if Norway pull their finger out,hoodwink them in the first gamewith an almighty walloping, andwin... it could be anyone’s Cup.
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Sky11.00pm Hawaii Five-0 (x2)3.00 RSPCA Animal Rescue(x2) 4.00 Moone Boy 4.30Last Man Standing 5.00 TheSimpsons 5.30 Moone Boy6.00 Last Man Standing6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00Kings And Queens OfSpeech 9.00 Glee 10.00 ALeague Of Their Own 11.00Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 1.00amKarl Pilkington
BBC37.00pm Great TV Mistakes7.30 Top Gear 8.30 LIVE:Women’s World Cup:Germany v Norway. Seehighlights. 11.00 Family Guy(x2) 11.45 American Dad!12.10am Family Guy 12.30EastEnders 1.00 Murder InSuccessville 1.35 NickHelm’s Heavy Entertainment2.05 Festivals, Sex AndSuspicious Parents
BBC47.00pm News 7.30 Top OfThe Pops: 1980 8.00Castles: Britain’s FortifiedHistory 9.00 Chris Packham’sNatural Selection 10.00 TheArtful Codgers 10.50 PunkBritannia 11.50 After Life:The Strange Science OfDecay 1.20am Your InnerFish: An Evolution Story 2.20Castles: Britain’s FortifiedHistory
ITV212.40pm Coronation Street1.15 You’ve Been Framed!1.45 Dinner Date 2.40 TheJeremy Kyle Show (x3)6.00 Love Island 7.00You’ve Been Framed AndFamous! 8.00 Two And AHalf Men (x2) 9.00 LoveIsland 10.00 Reality Bites10.50 Celebrity Juice 11.35Two And A Half Men (x2)12.30am Love Island
ITV310.55am Sherlock Holmes:The Hound Of TheBaskervilles 1.05pmHeartbeat 2.05 The Royal3.10 Wild At Heart 4.15Fresh Fields 4.50 Doctor InThe House 5.20 On TheBuses 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00Murder, She Wrote 8.00Foyle’s War 10.00 BlueMurder 11.35 The Vice12.45am City Lights
E43.00pm The Goldbergs 3.30Baby Daddy 4.00 Rules OfEngagement (x2) 5.00 HowI Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00The Big Bang Theory (x2)7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 TheGoldbergs 8.00 2 BrokeGirls 8.30 The Big BangTheory 9.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine (x2) 10.00 Gogglebox11.00 The Big Bang Theory(x2) 12.00am Empire
More411.05am Jamie’s 15Minute Meals 11.35 FILM:Ten Little Indians (1965)1.25pm Time Team (x3)4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2)6.50 Selling Houses WithAmanda Lamb 7.55 GrandDesigns 9.00 The GoodWife 10.00 My Big FatRoyal Gypsy Wedding 11.0024 Hours In A&E 12.05am 8Out Of 10 Cats Uncut
Film411.00am The Spoilers(1955) 12.45pm The QuietMan (1952) 3.20 Titanic(1953) 5.20 Biggles (1986)7.10 Legend (1985) 9.00Snow White And TheHuntsman (2012) 11.25Your Highness (2011)1.30am Tapeheads (1988)3.25 Close
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Channel 46.00am Countdown 6.45 Will AndGrace 7.10 Will And Grace 7.35Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Car S.O.S10.30 Come Dine With Me 11.00 Come Dine With Me11.30 Come Dine With Me
12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35Come Dine With Me 1.10 A Place InThe Sun: Home Or Away 2.10Countdown 3.00 Deal Or No Deal4.00 Benchmark 5.00 Couples Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Ben and Sienna taketheir blossoming relationship to thenext level.7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Domino’s Pizza: A Slice OfLife One-off observationaldocumentary going behind the scenesat the fast food company, Domino’s. 9.00 The Tribe Four-partdocumentary series capturing life inan Ethiopian tribe. Living in four mudhuts in southern Ethiopia, the three-generational tribal family known asthe Ayke Mukos have allowedcameras to film their lives.Cantankerous elder Ayke Muko andfirst wife Kerri Bodo have knowneach other since childhood and havea happy marriage, but Kerri Bodoencourages her husband to find asecond, younger wife to help with thechores. 10.00 999: What’s YourEmergency? Documentary seriesshowing how Britain is changingthrough the eyes of the emergencyservices on the front line. 11.05 Dementiaville Documentaryseries. 12.10am Undercover Boss 1.05 MyBig Fat Gypsy Christening 2.00 TheJob Centre 2.55 One Born EveryMinute USA 3.45 Where To SaveYour Money: Channel 4 Dispatches4.15 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 5.10Deal Or No Deal
Channel Five6.00 – 7.35am Children’s television7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45Milkshake! Monkey 7.50 Noddy InToyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s LittleKingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 PeppaPig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Peppa Pig8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 CowboyBuilders And Bodge Jobs 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15Big Brother: Timebomb 1.15 HomeAnd Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS3.15 FILM: Smoke Screen (2010) 5.005 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away With Joshaway, Hannah helps Andy with hisstudies. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 World War II In ColourDocumentary telling the full story ofWorld War II with the aid of rare andunseen archive footage, recentlyreleased official documents andmodern techniques of colouring andsatellite mapping. 8.00 Conspiracy: The Death OfHitler Documentary series reviewingmajor events in history through theperspective of conspiracy theories.Did Hitler really die in 1945, or wasthe body found in the bunker a double- and if so, where did he go?9.00 Big Brother: TimebombHighlights of the latest events in thehouse over the past 24 hours. Thisyear, the clock is ticking andhousemates’ past, present and futureare in the hands of Big Brother.10.00 Hens Behaving BadlyDocumentary series exploring themulti-million pound British hen partyindustry. This episode begins inNottingham, where we meet wildchild Emily. 11.00 Big Brother’s Bit On TheSide A round-up of Big Brother-related news and debate.12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 CowboyBuilders And Bodge Jobs 4.00Wildlife SOS 4.25 HouseBusters 4.45House Doctor (x3)
BBC16.00am Breakfast 9.15 Crimewatch Roadshow 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Claimed And Shamed 11.30 Family Finders 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Perfection 3.00 Escape To The Continent 4.00 The Box 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless
6.00 BBC News At Six6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it’s got Britaintalking then it will get talked abouton The One Show. Presented by MattBaker and Alex Jones.7.30 EastEnders Masood makes adrastic decision, but how willShabnam react? Despite planning hiswedding, Kush finds himself in acompromising position.7.57 BBC News; Regional News8.00 Watchdog Consumer magazinewhich exposes high-street scandals,confronts cowboys and conductsspecial investigations.9.00 The Truth About Your TeethThey’re sharp! But not quite as sharpas you might think they are. Unlessyou’re averse to garlic and daylight.10.00 BBC News At Ten The latestnational and international news, withreports from BBC correspondentsworldwide.10.25 South East Today The latestnews, sport, weather and featuresfrom the South East of England.10.35 Question Time DavidDimbleby presents topical debatefrom Gateshead.11.35 This Week Andrew Neilpresents a political review of theweek.12.20am Holiday Weatherview12.25 BBC News
6.00am The Vote (x4)8.00 Teleshopping8.30 Bollyheat9.00 Burn Up With Natalie9.30 Bethanie Lune: Fast Style10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Cuppa TV11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 Brighton Hi-Lights (x2) 12.30 Carib-Asian Cookery1.00 Cook It 1.30 Northern Cuisine2.00 Teleshopping 2.30 Noise Floor3.00 Noise Floor 3.30 Noise Floor4.00 Kick Out The Jams4.30 Cuppa TV5.00 Arts Alive: Acoustic5.30 Noise Reel6.00 Latest News The latest newsplus national updates.6.30 Burn Up With NataliePersonal trainer Ntalie Golland giveviewers a fitness workout.7.00 Life Stories This week we meetConnie Talbot of Britain’s Got Talent.7.30 Latest News The latest newsplus national updates.8.00 8 Ball Pool IPA Poolcompetition with players from acrossthe UK.10.00 Post Feature All the latestmovie news, reviews and previews.With Jessica Kellgren Hays andJoseph Gunn.10.30 Latest News The latest newsplus national updates.11.00 Richard Durrant: CyclingMusic Richard Durrant’s CyclingMusic was filmed in spring 2014during his 36 date, 1,500 mile tour ofEngland. Filmed on an iPhone andedited by Richard along the way.12.00am Teleshopping 1.00 Life Stories1.30 Latest News 2.00 8 Ball Pool 4.00 Post Feature4.30 Latest News 5.00 Richard Durrant: Cycling Music
BBC26.00am Homes Under The Hammer7.00 Claimed And Shamed 7.30Family Finders 8.15 Shark 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Cagney And Lacey 1.45 One Man And His Campervan 2.15 Cash In The Attic 2.45 Earthflight 3.45 Are You Being Served? 4.15 ‘Allo ‘Allo! 4.45 Yes, Minister 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow 6.00 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hoststhe quiz show.6.30 Beat The Brain Beat the Brain.7.00 The Wonder Of Dogs KateHumble, Steve Leonard and a team ofcanine experts reveal the innermostsecrets of man’s best friend. In thisepisode, the team looks at thespecial relationship between peopleand dogs. 8.00 Springwatch 2015 In this lastprogramme of an action-packedseries, Chris Packham, MichaelaStrachan and Martin Hughes Gamesare with all the wild drama fromRSPB Minsmere on the Suffolk coast.Iolo Williams ends his Scottishjourney on the most northerly point ofthe British Isles, while Nick Bakertracks the amazing journeys of Arcticterns.9.00 Stonemouth See highlights.10.00 Mock The Week Comedyshow combining the best elements ofpanel show, stand-up and improvisedgames with two teams of comedianstaking a satirical swipe at the newsand world events.10.30 Newsnight In-depthinvestigation and analysis of thestories behind the day’s headlines.11.20 Kate Humble: Living WithNomads Documentary series. 12.20am Sign Zone: Panorama12.50 Sign Zone: Inside The Factory:How Our Favourite Foods Are Made1.50 Sign Zone: 24 Hours In The Past
ITV16.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 10.55 ITV News 11.00 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase
6.00 ITV News Meridian6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Debbie visitsCharity for advice. 7.30 Alien Invaders: Tonight Britainspends nearly two billion pounds ayear trying to control or eradicatethousands of alien plants andanimals. Some of these non-nativespecies are harmless, but others posea real threat to British wildlife - andeven to our livelihoods. 8.00 Emmerdale The Dingles are inshock. Rishi is disgusted by Jai’s dirtytactics.8.30 Big Box Little Box Consumershow in which five households acrossBritain get a special delivery of thelatest gadgets and gizmos and putthem through their paces. 9.00 Britain’s Busiest Airport -Heathrow Documentary series goingbehind the scenes at Britain’s busiestand biggest international airport -London Heathrow. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 Reggie & Thunderbirds: NoStrings Attached See highlights.11.40 Perspectives: Portillo OnPicasso Broadcaster, journalist andformer cabinet minister MichaelPortillo travels to Spain and France toexamine the life and work of PabloPicasso.12.35am Jackpot247 3.00 AlienInvaders: Tonight 3.25 ITVNightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show
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TFI FridayChannel 4, 9pmChris Evans’ seminal show of thenineties is back for a birthdayspecial, with the original crew –including Danny Baker –presenting brand new featuresand revisiting former memorablesegments, as well as some of themost brilliant anarchic momentscaptured on film. Lawks, anythingcould happen!
ViciousITV1, 10.40pmThe second series continues withFreddie and Stuart deciding thatas they’re unfit they really oughtto join Ash’s gym. The thing is,you’ve got to actually do someexercise in the gym place and thepair find that they’ve signed upfor a hideously expensive course.Back home, Violet and Penelopefind the flat lovely sans the boys.
Big Bang TheoryE4, 8pmSheldon’s having a bit of a time ofit in the double episode. First off,his favourite TV show iscancelled leaving him a bit of awreck with Amy trying to pick upthe pieces. And then, just whenhe and Leonard prepare topresent their award-winningpaper, both boys’ mothers arriveto cheer them on. Cripes.
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Sky111.00am NCIS: Los Angeles(x2) 1.00pm Hawaii Five-0(x2) 3.00 RSPCA AnimalRescue (x2) 4.00 Moone Boy4.30 Last Man Standing5.00 The Simpsons 5.30Moone Boy 6.00 Last ManStanding 6.30 The Simpsons(x5) 9.00 A League Of TheirOwn 10.00 An Idiot Abroad2 11.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2)1.00am NCIS: Los Angeles
BBC37.00pm Top Gear 8.00Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00Live At The Apollo 9.30Family Guy (x2) 10.15EastEnders 10.45 RussellHoward’s Good News11.15 Family Guy (x2)12.00am American Dad!12.25 Family Guy 12.50Murder In Successville 1.20Festivals, Sex AndSuspicious Parents
BBC47.00pm World News Today7.30 Concerto At The BBCProms 8.00 Dancing In TheBlitz: How World War 2Made British Ballet 9.00Otis Redding: SoulAmbassador 10.00 ClassicSoul At The BBC 11.00 I’mIn A Girl Group! 12.00amBlondie’s New York... AndThe Making Of ParallelLines 12.50 Otis Redding
ITV212.10pm Emmerdale 12.40Emmerdale 1.15 You’veBeen Framed! 1.45 DinnerDate 2.40 The Jeremy KyleShow (x3) 6.00 Love Island7.00 You’ve Been Framed!Top 100 Shockers 8.00 TwoAnd A Half Men (x2) 9.00FILM: The Amazing Spider-Man (2012) 11.45 CelebrityJuice 12.30am Two And AHalf Men (x2)
ITV31.05pm Heartbeat 2.10 TheRoyal 3.10 Wild At Heart4.15 Fresh Fields 4.50Doctor In The House 5.20On The Buses 5.55Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, SheWrote 8.00 Rosemary AndThyme 9.00 Paul O’Grady:For The Love Of Dogs (x2)10.00 Afterlife 11.00 TheVice 12.10am FILM: TheBreakfast Club (1985)
E44.00pm Rules OfEngagement (x2) 5.00 HowI Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00The Big Bang Theory (x2)7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 TheGoldbergs 8.00 The BigBang Theory (x2). Seehighlights. 9.00 FILM:Battle: Los Angeles (2011)11.20 The Big Bang Theory(x2) 12.20am Rude Tube1.25 Tattoos After Dark (x2)
More410.00am Selling HousesWith Amanda Lamb 11.05River Cottage Bites 11.25FILM: The Last Wagon(1956) 1.25pm Time Team(x3) 4.40 A Place In The Sun(x2) 6.50 Selling HousesWith Amanda Lamb 7.55Grand Designs 9.00 FILM:The Land Girls (1998) 11.1524 Hours In A&E 12.15amGrand Designs
Film411.00am The AndromedaStrain (1971) 1.40pm BattleOf The River Plate (1956)4.05 Operation Petticoat(1959) 6.30 Marley And Me(2008) 9.00 Salt (2010)10.55 4.3.2.1 (2010)1.10am Kingpin (1996) 3.35Close
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Channel 46.00am Countdown 6.45 Will AndGrace 7.10 Will And Grace 7.35Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Car S.O.S10.30 Come Dine With Me 11.00 Come Dine With Me 11.30 Come Dine With Me 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35Come Dine With Me 1.10 A Place InThe Sun: Home Or Away 2.10Countdown 3.00 Deal Or No Deal4.00 Benchmark 5.00 Couples Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks John Paul makes aheartbreaking discovery at theMcQueens’ place. Dr S’Avage offersthe family a lifeline for Phoebe.Robbie is released, but how will hereact to the news about Phoebe? 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Marvel’s Agents OfS.H.I.E.L.D. Science fiction dramaseries set in the Marvel superherouniverse. As the war betweenS.H.I.E.L.D. and the Inhumans reachesits peak, Coulson and his team areforced to make sacrifices that leavetheir relationships and their worldchanged for ever.9.00 TFI Friday See highlights.10.35 Alan Carr: Chatty Man AlanCarr hosts his own light-hearted chatshow with guests including MarkRonson.11.40 Man Down Sitcom about afrustrated teacher, written by andstarring Greg Davies. When a rivalteacher and, more importantly, a rivalfor Miss Lipsey’s affections delivers asmash-hit school assembly forCommunity Week, Dan conspires totop it all with a brilliant assembly ofhis own.12.15am Virtually Famous 12.55Brooklyn Nine-Nine 1.20 Benchmark2.15 The Hotel 3.10 The RenovationGame 4.05 Four Rooms US 5.00 DealOr No Deal 5.50 The CommonDenominator
Channel Five6.00 – 7.35 am Children’s television7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 TBA 7.50Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben AndHolly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig8.20 TBA 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 TBA8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 CowboyBuilders And Bodge Jobs 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15Big Brother: Timebomb 1.15 HomeAnd Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15NCIS: LA 3.15 FILM: Jesse Stone: SeaChange (2007) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Tanya tellsMaddy that she wants her to moveback home after being told about hercancer. Alf experiences flashbacks ashe walks around the Canberra warmuseum. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Underground BritainDocumentary series in whichadrenaline junkie and engineer RobBell explores the subterranean worldbeneath our feet. In Scotland, hediscovers the gruesome secrets of anancient cave, a 1950s engineeringwonder buried inside a mountain,some prehistoric animal bones thatare exciting scientists researching theIce Age, and a vast man-made cavernthat helped Britain win World War II.8.00 TBA9.00 Big Brother Timebomb: LiveEviction Live coverage as anotherhousemate is evicted.10.30 Big Brother’s Bit On TheSide A round-up of Big Brother-related news and debate, withspecial guests, exclusive footage andbehind the scenes treats. Presentedby Rylan Clark.11.30 Big Brother Live From TheHouse All the drama and excitementof Big Brother as it happens, withexclusive live streaming.12.00am Cricket On 5 1.00SuperCasino 3.10 Big BrotherTimebomb: Eviction 4.20 Jackass 4.45House Doctor (x3)
BBC16.00am Breakfast 9.15 Crimewatch Roadshow 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Claimed And Shamed 11.30 Family Finders 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Perfection 3.00 Escape To The Continent 4.00 The Box 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless
6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show7.30 A Question Of Sport Light-hearted sports quiz, with Sue Barkerasking the questions to team captainsMatt Dawson and Phil Tufnell.7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 EastEnders Masood tries to getthrough to Shirley. 8.30 The Vicar Of DibleyEcclesiastical sitcom about theunconventional Rev GeraldineGranger.9.00 New Tricks Drama seriesfeaturing an eccentric bunch of ex-policemen, brought out of retirementto investigate unsolved crimes.10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The Graham Norton ShowGraham Norton presents his talkshow. On his sofa are actor, producerand former rapper Mark Wahlberg,making a welcome return, Family Guycreator Seth MacFarlane, talkingabout the much-anticipated Ted 2,and singer-songwriter Cyndi Lauper.11.20 SunTrap Crime comedy.11.50 FILM: The Ruins (2008)Starring Jonathan Tucker, JenaMalone, Laura Ramsey. Gruesomehorror about a group of Americantwentysomethings whose Mexicanholiday takes a grisly turn. 1.15am Weather For The WeekAhead 1.20 BBC News
6.00am The Vote (x4)8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Burn Up WithNatalie 9.00 Bethanie Lunn: FastStyle 9.30 BollyHeat 10.00Teleshopping 10.30 Cuppa TV 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 Brighton Hi-Lights (x2)12.30pm Northern Cuisine 1.00 Carib-Asian Cookery 1.30 Cook It 2.00 Teleshopping 2.30 Kick OutThe Jams (x2)3.30 Noise Floor (x2)4.30 Cuppa TV5.00 Under The Radar (x2)6.00 Latest News6.30 The Newspapers MikeMendoza is joined by guests todiscuss this week’s stories in thepress.7.00 Brighton Hi-Lights7.30 Latest News The latest newsplus national updates.8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc coverslocal and national politics and theupcoming key elections for our future.Expect heated debate!8.30 Latest News9.00 Doulbe Or Nutin’ Pilot lookie-likey comedy from the US.9.30 Bored Gamers Redux The verybest highlights from series one ofBored Gamers, a funny and irreverentlook at video and adult board gaming.10.00 Modern Toss 10.45 Modern Toss11.00 Noise Reel A wave of musicnews and entertainment to your ears.11.30 Brighton Album Chart Show12.00am Noise Floor (x2)1.00 On The Verge 1.30 Latest News 2.00 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 2.30 Latest News 3.00 On The Verge3.30 Bored Gamers Redux 4.00 Modern Toss (x2)5.00 Noise Reel 5.30 Brighton Album Chart Show
BBC26.00am Homes Under The Hammer7.00 Claimed And Shamed 7.30Family Finders 8.15 Gardeners’ World8.45 Cowboys And Angels 9.15Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Cagney And Lacey 1.45 One Man And His Campervan 2.15 Cash In The Attic 2.45 Earthflight 3.45 Are You Being Served? 4.15 ‘Allo ‘Allo! 4.45 Yes, Minister 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show.6.30 Beat The Brain Beat the Brain.7.00 Japan: Earth’s EnchantedIslands Coo! They look fab.8.00 Mary Berry’s AbsoluteFavourites Cookery series. MaryBerry takes inspiration from the greatBritish tradition of growing your ownon the allotment. 8.30 Gardeners’ World Gardeningmagazine.9.00 Kate Humble: Living WithNomads Documentary series. KateHumble continues her travels withthe Nenets reindeer herders, deep inthe Siberian tundra. But, as thetemperature plummets to a brutal -54C, Kate’s journey looks in jeopardy.10.00 The Clare Balding ShowSports chat show presented by ClareBalding. Clare is joined by two ofEngland’s most popular footballers,Paul Gascoigne and Stuart Pearce. 10.30 Newsnight In-depthinvestigation and analysis of thestories behind the day’s headlines.11.00 FILM: In Our Name (2010)Starring Joanne Froggatt, TeresaCritchley, Mel Raido, Chloe-JayneWilkinson. Drama. A female soldierreturns from Iraq back to her family inNewcastle, but struggles to reconcilethe experiences she had during thewar with her own domestic life. 12.30am Match Of The Day Live:Women’s World Cup 3.00 SignZone: Question Time
ITV16.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 10.55 ITV News 11.00 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase
6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Jai hatches a planto sabotage Rachel’s chances. 7.30 Coronation Street Is Sophiegoing to ruin Jenny’s plans?8.00 Gino’s Italian Escape ChefGino D’Acampo makes a culinaryjourney around his native Italy. Ginocontinues his tour of the peninsula inNaples, the region where he wasborn, in search of pizza and coffee.8.30 Coronation Street Kevindiscovers the truth but is it too late?David and Kylie unite. Julie isshocked to learn that Brian is back intown.9.00 Doc Martin Comedy dramaseries about the famouslycurmudgeonly GP. Martin and Louisainvite the chairman of her school’sboard of governors for dinner, but theevening ends in disaster. After takingoffence at Martin’s diagnosis of herskin problem, the new nanny walksout. PC Penhale phones RadioPortwenn for relationship advice,then goes on a charm offensive towin friends.10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 Vicious See highlights.11.10 FILM: Total Recall (1990)Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger,Rachel Ticotin, Sharon Stone. Sci-fiactioner. 1.15am Jackpot247 3.00 Britain’sBest Bakery 3.50 ITV Nightscreen
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Prized ApartBBC1, 7pmEver get the feeling that Saturdaynight telly could just be elaborateauditions to be stunt-men andwomen? The latest adventuregame show is hosted by ReggieYates and Emma Willis, taking tenordinary men and women andgiving them challenges of alifetime with a prize of £100,000.Now jump out of a helicopter.
The 90s: Ten Years ThatChanged The WorldChannel 4, 9pm
People who were born in the 90scan vote now. Clearly that’s thedetermining factor as to when anera becomes ‘nostalgia’ becauseit rolls ever-closer until we’ll becommemorating last Tuesday ifwe’re not careful. With talkingheads from the time, we call it ac-iid and brightly coloured times.
FILM: Snakes On A PlaneSky1, 9pmAn inspiration to online crowd-sourcers everywhere, this B-movie extravaganza has moresnakes than the reptile house atLondon Zoo, and the mostelaborate hit put out on a witnessprotection target anywhere.Samuel L Jackson heads up thebattle against the scales (geddit?)of destruction. Made ya flinch.
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Sky111.30am Kingdom OfPlants With DavidAttenborough (x3) 2.30pmMonkey Life (x4) 4.30Modern Family (x5) 7.00The Simpsons (x2) 8.00Football’s FunniestMoments 9.00 FILM:Snakes On A Plane (2006).See highlights. 11.05 NCIS:Los Angeles 12.05am RoadWars (x2)
BBC37.00pm Top Gear: IndiaSpecial 8.30 LIVE:Women’s World Cup:England v Mexico 11.05Family Guy (x7) 1.40amMurder In Successville 2.10Nick Helm’s HeavyEntertainment 2.40Festivals, Sex AndSuspicious Parents 3.40Jenny Bede: AAA
BBC47.00pm Fossil Wonderlands:Nature’s Hidden Treasures8.00 Monkey Planet 9.00FILM: Echoes From TheDead (2013) 10.35 TheRichest Songs In The World12.05am Duets At The BBC1.05 Top Of The Pops: 19801.45 When Wrestling WasGolden: Grapples, GruntsAnd Grannies 2.45 FossilWonderlands
ITV212.45pm FILM: Babe: Pig InThe City (1998) 2.35 MrBean 3.00 Totally BonkersGuinness World Records3.35 Ant & Dec’s SaturdayNight Takeaway 5.05 FILM:Hotel Transylvania (2012)6.50 FILM: The Vow (2012)9.00 Love Island 10.00FILM: Couples Retreat(2009) 12.20am The KeithLemon Sketch Show
ITV36.30am Where The HeartIs (x2) 8.40 Lewis 10.45Agatha Christie’s Marple12.45pm Agatha Christie’sMarple 2.50 AgathaChristie’s Marple 4.55Agatha Christie’s Marple7.00 Agatha Christie’sMarple 9.00 AgathaChristie’s Marple 11.00Agatha Christie’s Marple1.05am Wire In The Blood
E412.00pm Baby Daddy (x2)1.00 The Goldbergs (x2)2.00 How I Met YourMother (x2) 3.00 Made InChelsea 4.00 FILM: TheSimpsons Movie (2007)5.50 Rude(ish) Tube Shorts6.00 The Big Bang Theory(x6) 9.00 FILM: Max Payne(2008) 11.00 Gogglebox (x2)1.10am The Inbetweeners(x2) 2.15 2 Broke Girls
More41.05pm Four In A Bed (x5)3.40 Building The Dream4.45 Location, Location,Location (x3) 7.55 NaziMegastructures 9.00Hitler’s Hidden Drug Habit:Secret History 10.00 Hitler’sHunting Experiment 11.05Auschwitz: The ForgottenEvidence 12.10am NaziMegastructures 1.15Hitler’s Hidden Drug Habit
Film411.00am Bless This House(1972) 1.00pm Gulliver’sTravels (2010) 2.45 ThePhantom (1996) 4.45 PlanetOf The Apes (1968) 6.55The Company Men (2010)9.00 21 & Over (2013)10.45 Hobo With AShotgun (2011) 12.25amClerks (1994) 2.15 RevengeOf The Nerds (1984) 4.00Close
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Channel 46.15am How I Met Your Mother 6.40How I Met Your Mother 7.05 How IMet Your Mother 7.30 FIM SuperbikeWorld Championship 8.00 TheMorning Line 9.00 Everybody LovesRaymond 9.30 Everybody LovesRaymond 10.00 Frasier 10.30 Frasier11.00 The Big Bang Theory 11.30 TheBig Bang Theory 11.55 The Simpsons 12.25pm The Simpsons 12.55 TheSimpsons 1.25 Channel 4 Racing 4.15 Come Dine With Me 4.45 Come Dine With Me 5.15 Come Dine With Me 5.50 Come Dine With Me 6.15 Come Dine With Me Cookery-based reality show.6.40 Channel 4 News7.00 The Trainer And TheRacehorse: The Legend OfFrankel Documentary which tells thestory of how Frankel became theultimate champion racehorse, and indoing so helped Sir Henry Cecil fightback to reclaim his position as themost successful racehorse trainer inthe world.8.00 The Restoration Man ArchitectGeorge Clarke hosts the propertyseries. Building surveyor AlanAppleby and his wife Dora havesaved a flint mill in Staffordshire butAlan gets a little carried away by hisfondness for old buildings. We alsolearn about the historical linkbetween the mill and Wedgwoodceramics.9.00 The 90s: Ten Years ThatChanged The World See highlights.10.35 TFI Friday Chris Evans’seminal entertainment show returnsfor a 90-minute anniversary specialwith the original crew. Chris presentsbrand new features and revisitsformer memorable segments, as wellas celebrating some of the brilliant,anarchic moments in the show. 12.10am FILM: In Bruges (2008)2.05 Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D.2.55 Alan Carr: Chatty Man 3.50Hollyoaks Omnibus 5.55 How I MetYour Mother
Channel Five6.00 – 8.05am Children’s television8.05 Wanda And The Alien 8.15 ZackAnd Quack 8.30 Ben And Holly’s LittleKingdom 8.45 Jelly Jamm 9.05LazyTown 9.30 Dora And Friends10.00 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles10.35 The Secret Life Of Pets 11.00Cowboy Builders And Bodge Jobs 12.00pm Cowboy Builders And BodgeJobs 1.00 Cowboy Builders AndBodge Jobs 1.55 Columbo: RequiemFor A Falling Star 3.20 GPs: BehindClosed Doors 4.20 The Dog Rescuers5.15 Inside Manchester’s MidlandHotel 6.15 The Nightmare NeighbourNext Door Documentary seriesabout Britain’s feuding neighbours.7.30 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take ItAway Documentary series revealingthe work of bailiffs and repossessionagents.7.55 5 News Weekend 8.00 She’s 78, He’s 39: Age GapLove Documentary about some ofBritain’s biggest age-gap couples whoare determined to prove that mileageon the clock is no barrier to romance.Keep-fit fanatic Joan is 68, while hertoy boy Phil is nearly 40 years herjunior at 29. They became lovers witha little help from cosmetic surgeryand social media. 9.00 Big Brother Highlights of thelatest events in the house over thepast 24 hours. This year, the clock isticking and housemates’ past, presentand future are in the hands of BigBrother.10.00 Live: World ChampionshipBoxing - Lee Haskins Vs RyosukeIwasa Live boxing action as Bristol’sLee Haskins and Japanese starRyosuke Iwasa compete for the IBFInterim World BantamweightChampionship.12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 BigBrother 4.00 Violent Assault: CaughtOn Camera 4.50 Make It Big 5.15Make It Big 5.45 Angels Of Jarm 5.50Angels Of Jarm
BBC16.00am Breakfast 9.00 Saturday Kitchen Live 10.30 Trooping The Colour 2015 1.05pm BBC News 1.15 Athletics 2.20 Bargain Hunt 3.20 Homes Under The Hammer 4.20 Escape To The Continent 5.20 Mastermind Celebrity Special 5.50 Pointless Celebrities
6.40 BBC News 6.50 South East Today 7.00 Prized Apart See highlights.8.05 The National Lottery: WhoDares Wins Nothing to do withsoldiers and Clint Eastwood,everything to do with sitting on theedge of your sofa double checkingbirthdays against balls.8.55 Casualty Dylan and Zoe get tothe bottom of how a team-buildingexercise went so wrong, and Louissticks up for a lost teenage girl,bringing him to Charlie inunfavourable circumstances.9.45 The John Bishop ShowComedy entertainment series hostedby award-winning comedian JohnBishop, coming each week from theHackney Empire. This show featurestwo tracks from Florence and theMachine and stand-up fromcomedians Tom Stade, Ellie Taylorand Phil Wang. John also gets to tryhis hand a bit of magic with magicianand comedian Pete Firman.10.30 BBC News 10.50 Not Going Out Sitcom.Unburdened by ambition or drive, Leedrifts from one ill-advised job toanother.11.20 FILM: Old School (2002)Starring Ellen Pompeo, Craig Kilborn,Luke Wilson, Will Ferrell. Riotouscampus comedy.12.50am Weather For The WeekAhead 12.55 BBC News
6.00am Noise Floor (x2)7.00 Bollyheat 7.30 Burn Up WithNatalie 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 UnderThe Radar 9.00 Noise Reel 9.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 UnsignedTransmissions 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 Kick Out The Jams12.00pm Love That Car 12.30 LandRovers Live 1.00 BWC BritishWrestling Weekly 2.00 Teleshopping2.30 In The Pot 3.00 Carib-AsianCookery 3.30 Cook It 4.00 BWCBritish Wrestling Weekly 5.00Bowlegs 5.30 Noise Reel6.00 Latest News The latest newswhere we are, the latest sportsnews, plus national and internationalupdates, and the up-to-date forecastfor your area and beyond.6.30 The Newspapers MikeMendoza is joined by guests todiscuss this week’s stories.7.00 Brighton Hi-Lights The bestconversation, videos, music andfunniest moments from Latest TV'sfirst broadcast series of Brighton'stopical magazine programme.7.30 Latest News The latest newswhere we are, the latest sportsnews, plus national and internationalupdates, and the up-to-date forecastfor your area and beyond.8.00 Haringey Box Cup Europe'slargest amateur boxing event whichtakes place at the Alexandra Palace,London each June. 300 male &female boxers from all over Europecompete at London's most prestigiousvenue.12.00am Unsigned Transmissions 12.30 Bored Gamers Redux1.00 Brighton Hi-Lights 1.30 Latest News 2.00 Haringey Box Cup
BBC26.00am FILM: The Quick Gun (1964)7.30 FILM: The Deadly Companions(1961) 9.00 Animal Park 9.30 Earthflight: Flying High 10.30 The Box 11.00 The Box 11.30 The Box 12.00pm Joan Fontaine: TalkingPictures 12.30 FILM: Suspicion (1941) 2.05 Laurence Olivier: Talking Pictures2.40 FILM: Rebecca (1940) 4.45 Flog It! 5.30 Gardeners’ World 6.00 Trooping The Colour:Highlights Highlights of themorning’s military spectacle fromHorse Guards Parade in London.7.30 Edwardian FarmArchaeologists Alex Langlands andPeter Ginn and historian Ruth attemptto bring Morwellham Quay in Devonback to life as it was in its Edwardianheyday.8.30 Dad’s Army Classic wartimesitcom. The crew use their rifles andtheir wits to compete for the honourof guarding a VIP.9.00 Royal Academy SummerExhibition Kirsty Wark and MorganQuaintance visit the Royal Academyas it prepares for its annual artisticextravaganza. They meet the cast ofpeople who have come together tomake the show unique.10.00 Mock The Week Dara OBriain and the team return foranother series of the topical comedyfeaturing guests James Acaster, MattForde, Katherine Ryan and JoshWiddicombe.10.30 FILM: Julie & Julia (2009)Starring Meryl Streep, Amy Adams,Stanley Tucci. In this comedic dualbiopic, Julia Child’s story as a fiftiescookbook author is intertwined withblogger Julia Powell’s 2002 attemptto cook all 524 recipes from Child’sdebut book in one year. 12.30am The Many Faces Of DickEmery 1.30 FILM: French Film (2008)
ITV16.00am Fort Boyard: UltimateChallenge 6.25 Pat & Stan 6.35 DinoDan: Trek’s Adventures 6.45 DinoDan: Trek’s Adventures 7.00 Canimals7.15 Sooty 7.30 Super 4 7.45 Nerds &Monsters 8.00 Thunderbirds Are Go8.25 ITV News 8.30 Weekend 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.20 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 12.25pm ITV News & Weather 12.30The Jeremy Kyle Show 1.35 TippingPoint 2.35 1000 Heartbeats 3.40FILM: Harry Potter And The PrisonerOf Azkaban (2004) 6.10 ITV News Meridian6.20 ITV News; Weather 6.30 You’ve Been Framed!Comedian Harry Hill introduces abrand new run of the nation’sfavourite home video show, with anall new look and features.7.00 FILM: The Hobbit: AnUnexpected Journey (2012)Starring Martin Freeman, IanMcKellen, Richard Armitage, AndySerkis, Sylvester McCoy, HugoWeaving, Cate Blanchett, ElijahWood. Fantasy adventure film, setwithin the fictional realm of MiddleEarth. A young and rather reluctantBilbo Baggins sets out with acompany of dwarves to help reclaimtheir home on the Lonely Mountain,which has been invaded by thedragon Smaug, who is most unwillingto leave.10.15 ITV News; Weather10.30 FILM: 300 (2006) StarringGerard Butler, Lena Headey, DavidWenham, Dominic West, VincentRegan, Michael Fassbender. Stylishhistorical epic retelling the fiercebattle at Thermopylae in 481BC. TheSpartan king, Leonidas, and his tinyarmy of 300 followers providedinspiration for the whole of Greece asthey fought the massed ranks of thePersian army.12.40am Jackpot247 3.00 TheJeremy Kyle Show USA 3.40 ITVNightscreen
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Jonathan Strange & MrNorrellBBC1, 9pmYou’d think if someone wasknown as the Gentleman they’dhave a bit more of an awarenessof why it’s not the done thing tomess with someone’s life utterly...and then do it some more. But no,this fella’s got his very ownetiquette. One that Jonathan andArabella really don’t benefit from.
HumansChannel 4, 9pmSo this has been trailered for...like... forever! So it better berather good. Set in a parallelpresent day where life-likehumanoids are just anotherpricey household or industryaccessory, a family acquire alady version to help out. Thing is,will she cause more problemsthan she solves? Oil leaks, eh.
Ken Loach In ConversationWith Cillian MurphyBBC4, 9pmIt’s always good when theinterviewer really knows whatthey’re talking about when theystart grilling a talented artist. Sohaving actor Cillian Murphy anddirector Ken Loach reunite andget to the nitty gritty of whatmotivates them, their humour,and more is an excellent notion!
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Sky19.30am Pitch Perfect 2Special 10.00 Glee 11.00WWE Raw 12.00pmMonkey Life (x6) 3.00Modern Family (x4) 5.00The Simpsons (x6) 8.00Kings And Queens OfSpeech 9.00 A League OfTheir Own 10.00 KarlPilkington: The Moaning OfLife 11.00 Ascension (x2)1.00am Road Wars
BBC37.00pm Great MovieMistakes 7.10 FILM: BendIt Like Beckham (2002) 9.00Russell Howard’s GoodNews (x2) 10.00 FamilyGuy (x3) 11.30 Murder InSuccessville 12.00amRussell Howard’s GoodNews (x2) 1.00 Festivals,Sex And SuspiciousParents 2.00 Nick Helm’sHeavy Entertainment
BBC47.00pm Mission To Mars:A Horizon Special 8.00 TheSky At Night 8.30 TheWonder Of Animals 9.00Ken Loach In ConversationWith Cillian Murphy. Seehighlights. 10.00 FILM:Sweet Sixteen (2002) 11.45Horizon: What HappenedBefore The Big Bang?12.45am I’m In A GirlGroup!
ITV26.20am EmmerdaleOmnibus 9.00 CoronationStreet Omnibus 11.35 TakeMe Out 12.50pm Take MeOut: The Gossip 1.35 FILM:The Perfect Man (2005)3.40 FILM: Happy Feet(2006) 5.50 Love Island6.50 FILM: She’s The Man(2006) 9.00 Love Island10.00 FILM: Knocked Up(2007) 12.35am Love Island
ITV310.45am Agatha Christie’sMarple 12.50pm AgathaChristie’s Marple 2.55Agatha Christie’s Marple4.55 Agatha Christie’sMarple 7.00 AgathaChristie’s Marple 9.00Caroline Quentin’s NationalParks 10.00 The Little House11.05 FILM: Elizabeth: TheGolden Age (2007) 1.20amBlue Murder
E41.00pm Melissa & Joey(x2) 2.00 How I Met YourMother (x2) 3.00 BrooklynNine-Nine (x2) 4.00 TheGoldbergs (x2) 5.00 The BigBang Theory (x4) 7.00FILM: Ice Age: Dawn OfThe Dinosaurs (2009) 8.50The Big Bang Theory (x2)9.50 Gogglebox (x2) 11.55The Inbetweeners (x2)1.00am Virtually Famous
More411.00am Ainsley Harriott’sStreet Food 12.05pmGadget Man (x3) 1.35Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals(x2) 2.40 Four In A Bed (x5)5.15 Come Dine With Me(x5) 8.00 Ainsley Harriott’sStreet Food 9.00 Car S.O.S10.00 Obsessive CompulsiveCleaners 11.05 24 Hours InA&E 12.10am 8 Out Of 10Cats 1.10 Car S.O.S
Film411.00am On The Fiddle(1961) 1.00pm The Day TheEarth Stood Still (2008)3.05 Big Business (1988)5.00 California Man (1992)6.45 The Time Traveller’sWife (2009) 9.00 Iron Man(2008) 11.25 Hope AndGlory (1987) 1.40am LateChrysanthemums (1954)3.50 Close
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Channel 46.20am How I Met Your Mother 6.45 How I Met Your Mother 7.10 Caterham Motorsport 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Sunday Brunch 12.30pm George Clarke’s AmazingSpaces 1.35 The Simpsons 2.00 The Simpsons 2.30 FILM: Evolution (2001) 4.35 Location, Location, Location 5.35 A Place In The Sun: Home OrAway 6.30 Channel 4 News 7.00 Kevin McCloud’s Escape ToThe Wild Series in which KevinMcCloud meets ordinary people whohave abandoned the rat race andchosen to move to some of the mostremote places on Earth. Kevin travelsto a paradise desert island in thesouth Pacific to meet Karyn, Borisand their three children whoseremote island home is nestled in thearchipelago of Tonga. 8.00 The Secret World Of LegoDocumentary looking at the Danishtoy giant Lego. The programme meetssome of the company’s key people aswell as some of Lego’s biggest fans.9.00 Humans See highlights.10.00 FILM: Magic Mike (2012)Starring Channing Tatum, AlexPettyfer, Cody Horn, Matt Bomer,Olivia Munn, Joe Manganiello,Matthew McConaughey. Comedyabout a charming man, Mike, whoworks a variety of odd jobs, but earnsthe majority of his money working asa stripper. He takes a young man,Adam, under his wing and teacheshim the tricks of the trade, but indoing so he begins to reassess thedirection his own life is going.12.15am Six Million DollarConman: True Stories 1.45 FILM: ABetter Life (2011) 3.20 Come DineWith Me 4.10 Obsessive CompulsiveCleaners 5.00 Phil Spencer: SecretAgent 5.55 How I Met Your Mother
Channel Five6.00 – 8.05am Children’s television8.05 Wanda And The Alien 8.15 ZackAnd Quack 8.25 Toby’s TravellingCircus 8.40 Ben And Holly’s LittleKingdom 8.50 Jelly Jamm 9.00LazyTown 9.25 Olly The Little WhiteVan 9.30 Dora And Friends 10.00Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 10.35Chinese Food In Minutes 10.50Ultimate Police Interceptors 11.45Ultimate Police Interceptors 12.45pm Ultimate Police Interceptors1.50 FILM: The Man In The Iron Mask(1998) 4.15 FILM: Disney’s Snow Dogs(2001) 6.05 Benefits Britain: Life On TheDole Documentary series aboutpeople living on welfare. 7.00 Cricket On 5 Mark Nicholaspresents highlights of the third OneDay International between Englandand New Zealand from the AegeasBowl in Southampton. 7.55 5 News Weekend 8.00 Animals Make You Laugh OutLoud Clip show featuring cheekymonkeys, a goat with a grudge, angryelephants and even a loved up llama!9.00 Big Brother: Time Warp LiveLaunch Join Rylan Clark for the LiveLaunch of Big Brother: Time Warp aslegendary Housemates make adramatic return to the house thatmade them famous for a week ofexplosive twists.10.00 ABBA @ 40: The ABBAYears Documentary exploring theremarkable success of ABBA,featuring interviews with the bandmembers, footage of tours and stageshows, digitally remastered archivefootage and music from 26 of theband’s hit records. 11.30 Abba: Live In Concert TheSwedish pop group captured inconcert at London’s Wembley Arenain 1979.12.40am FILM: Muriel’s Wedding(1994) 2.40 SuperCasino 4.00 HouseDoctor 4.25 Make It Big (x3) 5.45Angels Of Jarm 5.50 Angels Of Jarm
BBC16.00am Breakfast 9.00 The Andrew Marr Show 10.00 The Big Questions 11.00 Sunday Politics 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News 1.15 Prized Apart 2.25 Escape To The Country 3.05 The Truth About Your Teeth 4.05 Points Of View 4.20 Lifeline 4.30 Songs Of Praise 5.05 Nigel Slater: Eating Together 5.35 Animals Unexpected
6.35 BBC News 6.50 South East Today7.00 Countryfile Matt and Ellie arein Nottinghamshire, where Mattvisits the village where they farm justas they did in the Middle Ages. 8.00 Antiques Roadshow FionaBruce and the team hear fascinatingstories and make bombshellvaluations as they examine people’streasures.9.00 Jonathan Strange & MrNorrell See highlights.10.00 BBC News10.20 South East Today 10.30 Live At The Apollo Series ofcutting-edge stand-up comedyrecorded at the Hammersmith Apollo.11.15 FILM: High Fidelity (2000)Starring John Cusack, Iben Hjejle,Jack Black, Todd Louiso, Lisa Bonet,Catherine Zeta-Jones, Joan Cusack.Romantic comedy drama starringJohn Cusack and Jack Black, basedon Nick Hornby’s novel about athirtysomething record shop ownerstruggling to reconcile his love ofmusic with his adult responsibilities.The shop is unprofitable, not leastbecause of the two morose assistantswith an aggressive customer-servicemanner. Add to this the misery of astring of failed relationships, and thescene is set for an obsessive reviewof the protagonist’s past.1.00am Weather For The WeekAhead 1.05 BBC News
6.00am The Vote (x4) 8.00Teleshopping 8.30 The Newspapers(x2) 9.30 Brighton Hi-Lights 10.00Teleshopping 10.30 Family, Faith AndFun 11.00 Teleshopping11.30 Gold Coast Xplorer12.00pm Land Rovers Live 12.30Growing Concerns 1.00 Two Men AndA Fish 1.45 Noise Reel Extra2.00 Teleshopping 2.30 Gold CoastXplorer 3.00 Brighton Hi-Lights3.30 Love That Car 4.00 International Chef Exchange 5.00 Family, Faith And Fun 5.30 Growing Concerns6.00 Latest News6.30 Access All Areas PleasureIsland, Cleethorpes: A look behind thescenes at the work of the staff at thePleasure Island family theme park inCleethorpes.7.00 GoldCoast XPlorer Gold CoastXplorer checksout Sea World,Loganfoote Adventures, Get On YourBikes, and much more.7.30 Latest News8.00 Land Rovers Live Adventures,stories and enthusiasts following oneof the world’s most iconic vehiclesboth old and new.8.30 Love That Car Passionatestories about owners and theircars.9.00 FilmFest on TVJessica Kellgren Hayes introducesshort films by Tony Burke and DanielCerisola.11.00 CoquetBar Breakfast InBrighton The Radio Reverb showmakes the transition to TV. Visualsounds and audible colours presentedby Nick Coquet.11.30 Under The Radar Paul Mexand Jeff Hemmings show and discussgreat music videos that may havebeen under your radar.12.00am Latest News 12.30 AccessAll Areas 1.00 Gold Coast Xplorer1.30 Latest News 2.00 RichardDurrant: Cycling Music 3.00 FilmFest on TV 5.00 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton5.30 Under The Radar
BBC26.15am The Big Allotment Challenge7.15 Countryfile 8.10 Gardeners’World 8.40 Greatest Gardens 9.10The Beechgrove Garden 9.40Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 11.15The Box 11.45 The Box 12.15pm Mary Berry’s AbsoluteFavourites 12.45 Athletics: Diamond League -New York Highlights 1.45 FILM: They Came To Cordura(1959) 3.45 Flog It! 4.45 Beat The Brain 5.15 Hotel India 6.15 FILM: Shanghai Knights(2003) Starring Jackie Chan, OwenWilson, Donnie Yen, Aidan Gillen,Fann Wong and Tom Fisher.Anachronistic comedy sequel toShanghai Noon. 8.00 Dara And Ed’s Great BigAdventure Dara O Briain and EdByrne undertake a 4,000-mile journeyon the Pan-American Highway,emulating the 1940 road trip made bySullivan Richardson, Arnold Whitakerand Kenneth Van Hee from Detroit.Dara and Ed set off from Arizona andhead towards the US/Mexico border. 9.00 The BBC At War An enthrallingseries exploring how the BBC foughtnot only Hitler but also the Britishgovernment to become the institutionit is today. Using a wealth ofpreserved recordings and previouslyunseen documents, JonathanDimbleby uncovers the compellingstory of how the BBC went into battle- against Hitler and Whitehall’sministers - and its part in the socialrevolution the war provoked. 10.00 Protecting Our Foster KidsVery important business.11.00 FILM: Secretariat (2010)Starring Diane Lane, John Malkovich,Dylan Walsh, Margo Martindale.Drama based on the true story of athroroughbred racehorse.12.55am Sign Zone: Countryfile1.50 Sign Zone: Holby City
ITV16.00am Fort Boyard: UltimateChallenge 6.25 Pat & Stan 6.35 DinoDan: Trek’s Adventures 6.45 DinoDan: Trek’s Adventures 7.00 Canimals7.15 Sooty 7.30 Fort Boyard: UltimateChallenge 8.25 ITV News 8.30Weekend 9.25 Judge Rinder 10.20Judge Rinder 11.25 Judge Rinder 12.20pm ITV News & Weather 12.35 Long Lost Family 1.35 FILM: Jurassic Park (1993) 4.00 ITV News Meridian 4.15 ITV News & Weather 4.30 Euro 2016 Qualifier: Slovenia vEngland 7.15 Catchphrase Stephen Mulhernhosts the classic game show.8.00 All Star Family FortunesVernon Kay presents the game showwhere celebrities and their familiescompete to win cash for the charityof their choice. This week, presenterMatthew Wright and his family faceoff against Emmerdale star CharleyWebb and her clan.9.00 Home Fires Drama series set ina Cheshire village during the SecondWorld War. As war draws closer tohome, the women have their ownbattles to fight. Frances tries to helpPat before it is too late, while Alisonsearches for a way out of her owndesperate situation. 10.00 ITV News; Weather 10.15 The Unforgettable KennethWilliams Profile of the muchmisunderstood comedy actor whodied in 1988. Those closest to himreveal for the first time theirmemories of the friend they knewand loved - the incorrigible show off,the devoted son, the romantic yetcantankerous contradiction that wasKenneth Williams.10.50 Euro 2016 QualifierHighlights Matt Smith presents acomprehensive round-up of all theweekend’s Euro Qualifiers. 12.15am Jackpot247 2.30Motorsport UK 3.20 ITV Nightscreen5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show
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Exams: Cheating TheSystem?: Channel 4DispatchesChannel 4, 8pmBritain’s children are among themost tested in the world,throughout their education withpressure on students andteachers ever mounting. ReporterSeyi Rhodes investigates thesystem and whether it’s possibleto cheat it at every stage.
Exposure: Jihad – A BritishStoryITV1, 10.40pmDeeyah Khan investigates theroots of Islamic radicalism inBritain, including interviews withformer extremists who fought thejihad and embraced hatred. Agodfather of the British jihad,young Muslims feeling more andmore alienated and angry, andher own story all come together.
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Sky11.00pm Hawaii Five-0 (x2)3.00 RSPCA Animal Rescue(x2) 4.00 Moone Boy 4.30Last Man Standing 5.00The Simpsons 5.30 MooneBoy 6.00 Last ManStanding 6.30 TheSimpsons (x3) 8.00 ModernFamily (x2) 9.00 Fright Club10.00 Glee 11.00 A LeagueOf Their Own 12.00amHawaii Five-0 (x2)
BBC37.00pm Great TV Mistakes7.30 Don’t Tell The Bride8.30 David Beckham IntoThe Unknown 10.00EastEnders 10.30 BadEducation 11.00 Family Guy(x2) 11.45 American Dad!12.10am Family Guy 12.30Festivals, Sex AndSuspicious Parents 1.30Bad Education 2.00 WhereAm I Sleeping Tonight?
BBC47.00pm News 7.30 GreatBritish Railway Journeys8.00 Great British RailwayJourneys 8.30 ThomasChatterton: The Myth OfThe Doomed Poet 9.00How To Be Bohemian 10.00What Do Artists Do AllDay? 10.30 FILM: MrsDalloway (1997) 12.05amKen Loach In ConversationWith Cillian Murphy
ITV21.45pm Dinner Date 2.40Judge Rinder 3.50 TheJeremy Kyle Show (x2)6.00 Love Island 6.55 FILM:Legally Blonde 2: RedWhite And Blonde (2003)9.00 Love Island. Seehighlights. 10.00 IbizaWeekender 11.00 CelebrityJuice 11.45 Two And AHalf Men (x2) 12.35amLove Island
ITV39.40am Judge Judy (x3)11.00 Goodnight MisterTom 1.05pm Heartbeat2.10 The Royal 3.10 WildAt Heart 4.15 Fresh Fields4.50 Doctor In The House5.20 On The Buses 5.55Heartbeat 7.00 Murder,She Wrote 8.00 A Touch OfFrost 10.00 Secret Smile11.35 The Vice 12.40amThe Royal 1.30 Judge Judy
E43.00pm The Goldbergs 3.30Baby Daddy 4.00 Rules OfEngagement (x2) 5.00 HowI Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00The Big Bang Theory (x2)7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 TheGoldbergs 8.00 Made InChelsea (x2) 10.00 VirtuallyFamous 10.55 Made InChelsea Does Come DineWith Me 12.00am The BigBang Theory (x2)
More411.15am FILM: The OneThat Got Away (1957)1.25pm Time Team (x3)4.40 Location, Location,Location 5.45 A Place InThe Sun 6.50 SellingHouses With Amanda Lamb7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 APlace In The Sun 10.00 OneBorn Every Minute 11.05 24Hours In A&E 12.10am 8Out Of 10 Cats
Film411.00am The StrangerWore A Gun (1953)12.40pm Pimpernel Smith(1941) 3.00 Boomerang(1947) 4.45 A Matter OfLife And Death (1946) 6.50The Secret Life Of Bees(2008) 9.00 MoonriseKingdom (2012) 10.50Green Zone (2010) 1.05amBlack Jack (1979) 3.25Close
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Channel 46.20am How I Met Your Mother 6.45Will And Grace 7.10 Will And Grace7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Car S.O.S10.30 Come Dine With Me 11.00 Come Dine With Me 11.30 Come Dine With Me 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35Come Dine With Me 1.05 PhilSpencer: Secret Agent 2.10Countdown 3.00 Deal Or No Deal4.00 A Place In The Sun: Home OrAway 5.00 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen drama.7.00 Channel 4 News8.00 Exams: Cheating TheSystem?: Channel 4 DispatchesSee highlights.8.30 Gadget Man Richard Ayoade isjoined by comedians Katherine Ryanand Tom Rosenthal to try out datinggadgets. More than swiping right.9.00 Kevin McCloud’s Escape ToThe Wild Kevin travels to the jungleof Central America, to meet aremarkable British family who’ve quitLondon to live a pared-back existencein the rainforests of Belize. 10.00 Man Down Sitcom. Dan issent on a diversity course afteralarming headmistress Miss Lipsey,the ongoing target of his clumsyadvances, with his complete lack ofpolitical correctness. 10.30 Channel 4’s Comedy GalaChannel 4’s Comedy Gala, in aid ofGreat Ormond Street HospitalChildren’s Charity, returns for a sixthyear to London’s O2 Arena. The line-up includes Aisling Bea, Alan Carr,Jason Byrne, Jon Richardson, JoshWiddicombe, Katherine Ryan, SeannWalsh and many more.1.00am 24 Hours In A&E 1.55Country House Rescue 2.50 TheHouse The 50s Built 3.45 ObsessiveCompulsive Cleaners 4.40 PhilSpencer: Secret Agent 5.35 TheCommon Denominator
Channel Five6.00 – 7.50am Children’s television7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben AndHolly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 BananasIn Pyjamas 8.55 Milkshake! Bop Box9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The WrightStuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders AndBodge Jobs 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15Big Brother: Time Warp Live Launch1.15 Home And Away 1.45Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.10 FILM:Crimes Of The Mind (2014) 5.00 5News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away After a nightin the trenches on the recreatedbattlefield, Alf collapses and is foundin a ditch. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 World’s Busiest BorderCrossing Documentary looking atprocesses and people that run theSan Ysidro border crossing betweenSan Diego in the United States andTijuana in Mexico which is used by125,000 every day.8.00 Kicking Off: Caught OnCamera Reality clip show about theperils of travelling. 9.00 Inside Manchester’s MidlandHotel Documentary series. TheMidland is hosting their mostimportant wedding of the year andthey must pull out all of the stops.Unfortunately everything that can gowrong, does go wrong. The head chefis off sick, there are new waitingstaff to train and the bridedisappears.10.00 Big Brother Highlights of thelatest events in the house over thepast 24 hours.11.00 Big Brother’s Bigger Bit OnThe Side A round-up of Big Brother-related news and debate.12.15am She’s 78, He’s 39: AgeGap Love 1.10 SuperCasino 3.10 TheDog Rescuers With Alan Davies 4.00Wildlife SOS 4.25 HouseBusters 4.45House Doctor (x3)
BBC16.00am Breakfast 9.15 Crimewatch Roadshow 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Claimed And Shamed 11.30 Family Finders 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Perfection 3.00 Escape To The Country 4.00 The Box 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless
6.00 BBC News At Six6.30 South East Today7.00 The One Show 7.30 Nigel Slater: Eating TogetherFood writer and cook Nigel Slatertakes a tour of the diversity inmodern British home cooking. Nigelsees how custard brings out the childin us all. Tiswas! (*age sensetivereference)7.57 BBC News; Regional News8.00 EastEnders It’s the day of Kushand Shabnam’s engagement party,but with tensions high, will all go toplan? 8.30 Panorama Panorama.9.00 The Met Documentary followingthe officers of Britain’s biggest andbusiest police service as they dealwith life, death, crime and its victims,all across the capital.10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Have I Got Old News ForYou Another chance to see the prize-winning comedy quiz show.11.05 Have I Got Old News ForYou Another chance to see the prize-winning comedy quiz show.11.35 The Graham Norton ShowOn Graham’s sofa are actor, producerand former rapper Mark Wahlberg,Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane,talking about Ted 2, and singer-songwriter Cyndi Lauper.12.25am Weather For The WeekAhead 12.30 BBC News
6.00am The Vote (x4) 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 BollyHeat9.00 The Newspapers (x2) 10.00Teleshopping 10.30 Cuppa TV 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 Brighton Hi-Lights (x2) 12.30pm Cook It 1.00 Carib-Asian Cookery1.30 Northern Cuisine2.00 Teleshopping 2.30 Noise Floor (x3) 4.00 Kick Out The Jams 4.30 Cuppa TV5.00 Noise Reel 5.30 Under The Radar6.00 Latest News6.30 Burn Up With NataliePersonal trainer Natalie Gollandgivesviewers a fitness workout.7.00 Post Feature All the latestmovie news, reviews and previews.With Jessica Kellgren Hayes andJospeh Gunn.7.30 Latest News The latest localnews where you are, plus nationalupdates.8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc coverslocal and national politics.8.30 Cook It Andrew Kay presentsthe no frills and fun how to cookeryprogramme to help you prepare reallytasty, simple fresh food from goodvalue produce for yourself, friendsand family.9.00 Latest News 9.30 International Chef ExchangeBritish Ice-cream maker Seb Colechanges places with master gelatomakers in Acireale, Sicily.10.30 Latest News11.00 On The Verge11.30 Arts Alive: Acoustic12.00am Latest News 12.30 Burn Up With Natalie 1.00 Post Feature 1.30 Latest News 2.00 The Vote 2.30 Cook It 3.00 Latest News 3.30 International Chef Exchange 4.30 Latest News 5.00 On The Verge 5.30 Arts Alive
BBC26.00am Homes Under The Hammer7.00 Claimed And Shamed 7.30 Family Finders 8.15 Demolition: The Wrecking Crew 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Tennis: Queen’s
6.00 Eggheads Quiz show.6.30 Beat The Brain Quiz.7.00 Big Dreams Small SpacesOne couple battle to turn a clay-clogged building site in Sussex into apiece of Portugal.8.00 £100k House: The Final FixTwo years since struggling to build ahome from scratch for less than£100K, owners now face the ultimatetest - finishing them off! 9.00 Japan: Earth’s EnchantedIslands Documentary seriesexploring the wildlife of Japan. In thefar south of Japan, there is a chain ofislands stretching towards the tropics- a place where all life is influencedby the power of the sea, and wherevolcanoes and typhoons are forces tobe reckoned with.10.00 Episodes Comedy series. Mattrushes to the hospital when he learnshis father has had heart failure. Seanand Beverly find themselves draggedalong to support him during his day offamilial hell. 10.30 Newsnight 11.20 The Clare Balding ShowSports chat show presented by ClareBalding. 11.50 Women’s World Cup:Netherlands V Canada Netherlandsv Canada.2.30am Sign Zone: Watchdog 4.00Wave World 4.30 Get Lost 5.00Human Planet: Change AndSustainability
ITV16.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 10.55 ITV News 11.00 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Jeremy Kyle’s Emergency Room 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase
6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Rachel lashes outat Sam. Debbie is shocked by Chas’sconfession.7.30 Coronation Street Kevin fearsfor Jack’s safety. Callum winds Kylieup about her past. 8.00 Johnny Kingdom’s WildExmoor Johnny Kingdom watchesthe wildlife and meets the people ofhis native Exmoor through theseasons of the year.8.30 Coronation Street Jenny isdangerously close to the edge. 9.00 Vicious Sitcom. The gangdecide to join Ash and Jess at aballroom dancing class. Nimble on hisfeet, Stuart quickly becomes teacher’spet - leaving Freddie in a huff.9.30 It’s A Funny Old Week JasonManford presents a topical comedynews review show that takes anentertaining look at the last sevendays in news, sport and showbiz. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 Exposure: Jihad - A BritishStory See highlights.11.45 James Cracknell: SportsLife Stories Double Olympicchampion rower and enduranceathlete James Cracknell talks abouthis incredibly varied sporting career.12.35am Jackpot247 3.00 TheJeremy Kyle Show USA 3.40 ITVNightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show
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